Snapchat is for millenials (edition)
Brap
kay-on
love black lads, lads. might go listen to some rap and grime now
GATO CACA
anime
having a brandy because is the 5 oclock somewhere!!!!
phwoar look at those legs
>>76689230
Not a big fan of the new fanta logo
>>76689250
looks very european
>>76689250
Horrendous drink desu
Prefer Orangina by far
>>76689230
doesn't seem very practical do go shopping in that
>>76689214
why do runts claim dogs are so smart yet they can't be easily trained to shit in a designated location
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>76689269
of course they can you drip
>>76689267
Tango>Orangina>Fanta
>>76689267
You would.
>>76689171
>tfw get 5k views on snapchat
stupid english peasant
>>76689267
If you think is bad here. You should try the shit the yanks have. Vile
>>76689296
wouldn't even class orangina as pop tbqh
>>76689282
Don't like this gimmick
feels like it would would imply that the groups of people who watch them would cross over that much
New houses are built like shit because the people building them all own Victorian houses, and don't want the newbuilds to appreciate or even maintain value because it would reduce the value of their own properties.
>>76689296
>no club orange or san pelligrino
>victorian flat
>built 300 years ago
>>76689319
What do they drink ?
>>76689334
Oh shit forgot about san pelligrino, that's the best one
never tried club though
>>76689318
why do brits love portuguese so much anyway?
>>76689318
howling at this image
if this guy ran away how would they ever find him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X6mn731-_M
>>76689323
>pop
No way, do people actually say that here?
>>76689318
it was the parents
*eats pizza like chad*
>>76689336
Holy shit I didn't even notice, which retard said this?
>>76689362
yes
>>76689357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
>>76689368
*eats chads asshole like pizza*
>>76689318
kek
>>76689357
They're bringers of the Peri Peri elixir, which has been the bearer of many a cheeky nights eating out.
>>76689342
Yank shit on the right. Doesn't even taste of oranges just sugar water
>>76689323
>>76689362
Agreed, the bubbles are very light and it isn't that sugary.
Fav drink
it's called fizzy pop you yank twats
>>76689357
Longest standing military treaty in the world. Your pathetic new country wouldn't understand true bonds
Jeremy Corbyn could completely soil himself with diarrhoea and his legions of fans would still cheer for him like he's the greatest thing ever
following ruth davidson on twitter lads
hope she posts more gillian anderson smut
>>76689375
last thread
>>76689362
Call it soft drink here
Anyone who doesn't call it a soft or fizzy drink is a certified paki
I exclusively drink fiji water
>>76689323
>pop
Wannabe yanks out
>>76689412
Nandos is South African
>>76689269
does your dog shit inside or does it make noise and want to be let outside to do it? if the answer is yes, as it is with most dogs, then it has been 'trained'
odds I munch down 10 mg valium
evens I don't
dubs I shove 30 mg down the japs eye
nice body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2QkkWumcCI
>>76689431
JEZ JEZ JEZ
>>76689462
I didn't say Nandos though..
>>76689404
wew
https://youtu.be/JBKej6n_A9I
>>76689463
>if the answer is yes
Hahahaha
Read your question again mate
>>76689447
Now fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee doodle dandy shite. Fuck off will ya
aussie next to me tried to have a conversation on the flight home
surreptitiously slipped both earphones in and stared out the window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xlmb8gG7HU
outrageous choon
>>76689453
I thought yanks called it soda. Honestly had no clue it was a yank word
>>76689466
going to talk to the cute girl at the gym today
haha don't worry no i won't, too much of a runt
>>76689413
Yep, just imagining the taste makes me want to vomit
>>76689466
ah for fuck's sake
>>76689487
don't expect doggo lads to be anything less than brainlets
the intellectual man prefers cats
anime
Last time I took valium i had a panic attack and got badly suicidal
having my weekly wank
>>76689543
cats are the best pet tbqh
>>76689462
it's based on portuguese stuff
>>76689499
I sat beside a yank wearing a full tux on a flight once. He kept starting a conversation just begging me to ask what the tux was for. 'yeah bro it's so warm in this thing right but ya gotta do it'.
I ignored it every single time. NOT giving him the satisfaction
>don't expect doggo lads to be anything less than brainlets
>the intellectual man prefers cats
ordering a chocca pizza
>>76689568
keep me posted x
>>76689584
surprised he didn't just tell you
live 5 mins from this plaque
let us know if its any good
looks a bit overpriced iibh
>>76689588
he's not wrong though
>>76689543
GOOD post
>>76689543
Interesting, But I'd argue that a good choice of dog race is better than any cat, and more easily trained.
Cats are okay but all they want is the occasionnal food and to fuck about with other cats in the neighbourhoud
>>76689569
how did you get 200 more su pics so quick
you're rapping about homosexuals and vicodin
I can't sell this shit
People complain about dogs smelling but every house I've been in with a cat fucking stinks of piss. My dog hasn't pissed inside in 5 years. Your cat pisses and shits in the corner every single day
https://ia801405.us.archive.org/1/items/MeinKampf_483/HitlerAdolf-MeinKampf-VolumeIIi1939525P..pdf
>the intellectual man prefers cats
>>76689625
did your council tax pay for that
>>76689643
>more easily trained.
not really
cats need fuck all training
corrr
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>he's not wrong though
>>76689680
i cackled
>>76689675
only moved here a week ago so no
>>76689677
That's because they do fuck all. Not a pet, just a smelly wild animal you've let in your house for some bizarre reason.
>>76689680
miss brap posting
>>76689711
nice one
business idea: reply to posts you agree with with [2]
>>76689466
good luck
ready for a night out with the squad ahah
https://streamable.com/haxxv
bowels are increasingly unable to cope with my diet despite it not changing
*Blocks your path*
shall be washing down my xanax with lots of jack daniels later
>>76689739
[2]
short people are quite rare
only see 5'9 people and below about once a month
>>76689744
thought that blanket was a really furry leg
shall be washing down my bfs cum with lots of jack daniels later
>>76689746
>this video is very autistic
>>76689744
Lend us a tenner ahaha
>>76689723
Wrong
my cat comes to cuddle with me all the time and sleeps in my lap if i let her
And she plays with me if i dangle string and stuff
shes very interactive
>>76689762
Good lad
ah whoops ive still not got up
haha WHAT am i like??
applying for a cheeky monzo card lads
>>76689789
rasheed
Dogs were created and moulded to be mans best friend
Cats are disgusting little cunts
>>76689786
you gay?
>>76689793
when your nigger cat hasn't stolen anything in a week lmao
>i go out
>>76689784
wow get a life!!!!
why the FUCK do normies come here?
Why are you wasting your life?
You're good looking and have friends yet you come to this fucking shithole?
shall be washing down jack and daniels cum later
>>76689657
Cats stink, especially male ones.
The owners can't tell but when they walk past it reeks
Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats because they thought they were funny
>>76689672
>>76689702
if you think about it he's actually not wrong. newton, einstein, steven hawking, etc. all love cats
>>76689250
fanta is shit
>>76689820
v confusing post
How do you get a credit card? Do you just phone up the bank and ask for one?
tango and fanta are fucking garbage but I keep buying cans of them by accident at the chip shop
>>76689887
You have to ask me
>>76689844
I started coming here when I was a skinnyfat kiss less v neet cunt. Now I'm ripped, attractive, job, gf, live not at home. I still come here out of habit. I can't talk to anyone else like I talk to you mongs
>>76689884
Getting the daily dose of PUA material
>if you think about it he's actually not wrong. newton, einstein, steven hawking, etc. all love cats
>>76689887
you have to have a job first m8
>>76689887
yeah, get 2 or 3 while you're at it to save time
>>76689887
dont do that
get a debut card
Tango/Fanta are great
Oringina is rank
The worst is that San Pelligrano(?), tastes fucking rancid. Middle class tripe
>if you think about it he's actually not wrong. newton, einstein, steven hawking, etc. all love cats
>>76689887
Go online and apply for one
>>76689922
pleb opinion
>>76689907
>>76689930
dog niggers
>>76689657
inbreds who dont let their cats out to poo and wee deserve to die of toxoplasmosis
>>76689922
suspiciously yankish opinion
>>76689844
its an anonymous site, you're gonna find all sorts posting here (except girls)
You are on a first date. You can choose one person alive that comes up to you and fist bumps then walks away like it's normal. Who do you choose and does it help your chances of fucking?
i only drink shloer tbqhwy
*sniff sniff*
Huh- What's that? Somebody who doesn't conform to MY opinions?
Outrageous! You must be a PLEB!
mate you've dropped your debut card
>>76689932
Preferred kyary to this bint
>tfw not a normie anymore
In order to be a good Christian one must be. To be means to be master of oneself. If a man is not his own master he has nothing and can have nothing. And he cannot be a Christian. He is simply a machine, an automaton. A machine cannot be a Christian. Think for yourselves, is it possible for a motorcar or a typewriter or a gramophone to be Christian?
They are simply things which are controlled by chance. They are not responsible. They are machines. To be a Christian means to be responsible. Responsibility comes later when a man even partially ceases to be a machine, and begins in fact, and not only in words, to desire to be a Christian."
>How do you get a credit card? Do you just phone up the bank and ask for one?
would you lads?
>>76689969
>>76690016
No. Don't like her and never will
Looks like Putin
>>76690033
>>76689986
your funeral
>>76689969
barack obamas probably the most impressive choice
>>76689208
harassment and internet bullying and intimidation are ok, as long as niggers and left wingers do it. didn't you know?
>>76689543
Dogs are quite literally a mans best friend, sculpted, perfected to aid man. Cats are lecherous parasites, kept by emotionally driven creatures (women and bent men)...
Could not fabricate captcha
You will NEVER pull 19 year olds in the late 80s and early 90s
Bad feel
running archlinux on my retina macbook pro right now
>>76690043
these sTUPID retina-enlarging contacts that asian girls use are so dumb. they look like aliens!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j30sWIOMIak
>>76689922
Smelly yanky opinion tbqhwy
Dogs are disgusting and violent. Unpleasant creatures in general
They fucking shit everywhere too and you have to pick it up (in public) LOL
>>76690072
nonce
cat/dog rankings
1. border collies
2. other herding dogs
3. well bred german shephards
4. other medium/large dogs
5. spaniels
6. maine coons and other large cats
7. other medium/small dogs
8. well bred farm cats
9000. other domestic cats
9001. doglets
9002. "fashionable" house dogs that can fit in handbags
Really need some money
>>76690087
sheed
stop objectifying women
they are more than their sex organs
>>76689543
the only men who own cats are limp wristed nu-males and neckbeards. absolute state of you
>>76690091
cor
post more "innocent" slags
On Four In A Bed there's a gaff with £300 rooms and you have to cook your own brekky lmao
>>76689968
>(except girls)
oh sweetie...
>>76690091
Sloot, I like it
>>76690082
i mean iris englarging
>It's a Roy and Moss go to the theater episode
there's a new porn series called HOLED
idea for a realistic wonder woman movie: woman tries to fight with men, gets gang raped by niggers, final 2 thirds of the movie is the trial which culminates with ultra feminisation of white males
the only good thing in Pret are the drinks
>>76690106
EXCELLENT post
Never known a well-functioning cat-lover. they always end up being overly emotional left wing freaks or closet poofs
>>76690128
>discriminating against specific groups
>those groups are the fascists
hmmmmmm
>>76690084
>that comment section
i'm fashy but if anyone unironically denies the holocaust, they're in denial of reality.
My mother, she was orange, me father, he was green
It was the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen
>>76690106
>coons
Mate...
Dogs are literally chads
>>76690161
how can one get fucked by a whole
one of life's eep philosophical questions
>>76690161
LUBED is much better desu
dislike arseholes
Ever notice how people who smoke are usually really unpleasant cunts? Just the type of people you want to avoid really
>>76690106
Good list this. Would have Labradors as their own ranking just above German Shepherds but this is a VERY good list
>fascism
>bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdV3ZGdtuAU
>>76690216
They're all those wimpy kids from school who actually gave into peer pressure.
id shag a horse for a fag
cat owners are the worst people. despise them
dogs that look like wolves > cats > shitty inbred dogs
>>76690255
id shag a fag for a horse
'shag the lad'
that's what they call me
because I shagg'd a lad
>can I bum a fag?
this is how you ask someone for a cigarette in the uk. insane.
TOO FUCKEN COLD
good album
>>76690247
they're like a slightly more pleasant version of druggies really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRZuiwy0VE
>>76690266
any chance of a fag mate more like
Might go out for lunch
Where should I go
>>76690255
Well you do only get a cat because you really want them to shit all over your neighbours garden.
>>76690278
only like the Kipling song
dogs are working animals, not house pets
>>76690282
Dogs are fucking retarded
Look at this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88fLSZQhiY
Name one thing he did wrong
>>76690288
Tortilla or 'spoons
really glad we're having another dogs v cats thread lads
great original discussion leading to productive gimmicks, first class convos all around
>>76690319
Crashed the Italian economy with no survivors
dogs are unpleasant, ugly, disgusting creatures
>>76690281
Cannot stand people who smoke cannabis, they honestly believe they're on the cutting edge of being a smooth motherfucker because they smoke something that was probably used the night they were conceived.
>>76690282
cute af. had a lab that was like this with the hoover and the garden hose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWM_fdUxQOg
>>76690319
he lost. europe would be 100% european if they won.
>>76690338
Wrong
>>76690351
dude it like cures cancer or something and it's completely natural
>>76690278
t. me 7 years ago
>>76690362
>>76690302
dumb fucking yanks, you punch the throat out so the animal goes out quick
disgusting
>>76690302
cats are working house pets
>>76690369
Either way it's natural, nothing natural ever harmed anyone. That's a scientific fact.
>>76690345
*gets brain damage from his cat's litterbox*
>>76690360
screaming
what the fuck is he doing
>>76690408
That's only if you have AIDS
Need a gf to spank me silly!
>>76690428
>benders hate cats because they might kill them
makes you think
>>76690282
>>76690360
if I wanted to watch you've been framed i'd put it on myself mate
>>76690408
>le cat poo brain virus
literally not an issue for 99% of people and it leaves your body after a while anyway
why do dogs hate cats
unironically have the faith the UK government's position on marijuana and genuinely believe they are looking out for the health of citizens
http://europepmc.org/abstract/med/22385967
http://m.pnas.org/content/111/47/16913.abstract
>>76690414
he awoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjNZ78-EFC8
>>76690464
dogs hate everything that moves except for their own species and species that feed them
>>76690470
>Having faith in the tories
Welp m8.
>>76690464
Dogs are just naturally violent retarded creatures
>>76690470
Marijuana is poison
AYO HOL UP....
>*barks at literally nothing for several hours*
....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....
>*attacks toddler unprovoked*
.....YOU BE SAYIN...LIKE....
>*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*
...WE WUZ....SUM...
>*farts rancid corpse gas*
....SUM FINNA....
>*kills neighbours cat*
....LIKE...SUM FINNA.....
>*tears brand new $7000 mattress to pieces*
.....WE WUZ SUM.....
>*consistently stinks like putrid shit*
....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN-
>*gets hit by car*
>>76690470
if you're against legalising weed then you should also be in favour of banning tobacco and alcohol
>>76690464
cats have sharp claws and they can hurt
>>76690157
this may shock you, but this is what susan looks like without contacts
>>76690445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvfSgO51YE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3APORC2fHTU
>>76690486
most animals go about their lives like other animals don't exist unless it's a predator prey relationship.
it's as if the different species ocupy parallel realities that overlap but don't interact
except when a fucking dog is barking at a little kitty
must be jealousy
>>76690464
dogs as pack animals hate freeloaders, like pakis or squirrels
Me and the lads
fancy a taco bell tbqhwy
not sure whether to go for the crunchwrap supreme or the volcanic burrito
>>76690563
there's no taco bell in the uk
>>76690517
well ideally yes but there are near insurmountable historic reasons that we treat it differently. it is changing though with smoking bans and alcohol pricing
>>76690555
Wow. How much do you not want to be anywhere near them?
>>76690555
Does this kekistani shit have anything to do with alt-right/racism/nazism or is it just a funny haha trend
>>76690079
running archlinux on my thinkpad right now :^)
>>76690555
>he wears the yank jeans
>>76690589
um yes there is sweaty
>>76690514
good post
>>76690541
>yanks LARPING as europeans
no thanks
sucking willies should be banned along with cigarettes and alcohol
>>76690610
now you've done it...
>>76690589
one in sheffield
student runts think it's exciting
Cats are the niggers of the animal kingdom
Dogs are loyal, smart, trustworthy and the last bastion of conservatism in western Europe. It is no wonder then that rasheed hates them
been thinking about having a cigarette for the first time a lot lately
>>76690611
>not using scrot
>using arch
>that disgusting i3bar
>>76690555
>No BASED Black man to breed Thier daughters
For shame
>>76690610
It's a fictional state dreamt up by edgy virgins on the internet, what do you think?
>>76690610
no it's a centrist meme popularized by Sargon to mock both the SJWs and the white nationalists
is pacific rim capeshit? i hate capeshit but i really like pacific rim
>>76690555
>>76690610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQWmjMWxAaY
>>76690645
they're all over the place now
sheffield, leeds, mannie, london, etc.
they're well good value for money
>>76690594
yes, but people still smoke cannabis, and all of that money is going towards criminals presently
if the government were to legalise it and tax it fairly, they could make some money out of it which would nicely cover any health issues that crop up as a result
>>76690589
yes there is
>>76690517
>if you're against legalising weed then you should also be in favour of banning tobacco and alcohol
fuck off paki, alcohol is a social norm, marijuana isn't
don't see any logical way to bridge the ideological divides in this country (which are only becoming greater as people migrate into blanket muslim haters or blanket muslim apologists). Really not sure how we reconcil this one lads. ontop of the usual partisan divide (which is again at its worst since the 70s or so by voting at the last election), rich poor divide (also in a worse spot than it used to be) and pro/anti-immigrant brigade, we now have increasing sectarianism (admittably scotland maybe peaked in 2014) remain vs leave & the aforementioned muslim divide
>>76690647
niggers love dogs though
>>76690673
it's not a superhero film so....
if you're against letting gays get married then you should as be in favour of banning straights from getting married
reckon chris pine has more screen time than gal gadot
>>76690563
drumpf btfo
dogs must have an IQ of about 4
>>76690696
deal
smumpf blown the fuck out by CNN on a daily basis
>>76690688
>marijuana isn't
yes it fucking is
everyone's smoking weed
it's incredibly easy to get
>>76690696
gay couples fuck up children at a much more alarming rate . gays will never recover from those stats. all they can do is ignore
>>76690696
Who gives a shit, it's rare that it's "till death do us part" these days anyway.
CNN = Clinton Crime Network
>>76690696
why
president toilet shithead nigger dumbfuck fuckface poo bathroom cunt orange hitler is not my president
>>76690653
deepin-screenshot has built in editing tools for blurring out my ip and MAC address
and theres nothing wrong with i3bar, its functional and gets the job done
>>76690739
you and your wasteman student mates don't constitute "everyone" lad
>>76690756
alri yank
I voted for Donald John Trump AMA
>>76690688
yes it is mate
probably 90% of people i know have tried weed, and probably 40-50% smoke regularly
>>76690779
I don't smoke the stuff personally
but I can walk around any neighbourhood and you can smell weed coming from at least 2 houses
you can pass a car and smell weed coming out of that
you can even pass people walking in the street who are smoking it
it's everywhere and anyone who wants it can get it
may as well just legalise it and tax it and be done with it
>>76690690
hahaha what? it's literally the exact opposite
niggers hate dogs, and dogs are instantly distrusting of niggers. Had 3 dogs in my lifetime, they are all friendly to strangers but have reacted extremely aggressively everytime they have seen a nigger. Maybe its the unfamiliarity, maybe it's the inability to discern their facial pattern, maybe it's the fact that niggers just look shifty. But dogs and wogs have a well known disliking of eachother
VERY strange post you have made there
>>76690776
reddit. and your i3bar is completely stock and disgusting looking
>create film solely for the purpose of expressing your progress ideals about women
>the only scottish character is basically a jester
why are leftists so contradictory
>>76690804
have you praised kek today?
>>76690691
sort of is. batman isnt a superhero. he's just a guy with a lot of neat shit
Marriage ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
>>76690812
maybe if you live in londistan
wish I was a landlord
Weed makes you peaceful and creative!
>>76690610
who knows. i assume it just started as normies seeing something funny on the internet and bringing it to the real world in the traditional tone-deaf way, then it took on a life of its own
>>76690739
>everyone
ah yes, in which unemployed corbyn-voting knobheads who go to glastonbury constitute the majority of the population.
>>76690810
>people i know
oh wow fascinating mate
who /loveisland/ here?
>>76690828
Yes, and the weekly hekatomb
The Big Dope lobby is here
>>76690823
im not some ricing faggot like you, my setup Just Works(tm)
>>76690837
I don't
>>76690851
ah yes, a very nice agenda you're pushing here
wish i was a proprietor
>>76690810
Bait. Actually mental how some stinking pothead can believe this
i was surprised about how little it stinks of weed in edinburgh, really weird
>>76690862
Nah it's for fucking mongs m8
>>76690814
its ok mate
>>76690879
>im not some ricing faggot like you
>uses i3 gaps and has a retarded blue on blue terminal
ah yes
>>76690887
i dont even smoke myself
im just not a stuckup autist aha
Wish I was a Solicitor
>>76690879
>im not some ricing faggot like you
but you're using Arch
investing in a chink phone lads
>>76690690
niggers love owning dogs
they get scared of other people's dogs tho
>>76690928
what phone?
imagine being anything more than working class prior to the 2nd world war.
we take it for granted today because access to benes and education exploded post 1945 but to so much as work in an office or not leave school at 12-14 was like winning the lottery back then
>>76690928
Xiaomi?
found the west midlands poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGjTjUsLxg4
>>76690928
got a chink phone, it's really awful
then again it's been broken for a couple years
>Marijuana users are more likely to be left wing and social liberals and exhibit lower average IQ
it's all starting to make sense
>>76690810
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annual_cannabis_use_by_country
>6.6% of the population
maybe if you spent less time around other roches you'd be a better person?
>>76690974
>>76690974
>>76690974