You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible go

>>76688565
I am Greek

I am Greek

I am Greek, refugees welcome

Untidy Amerikaners!, when you finish taking excrement, every time wash your hands and plug your ass!
That's the procedure even children follow in my republic!

*legalizes homosexual marriages*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hekZHDiXOws

>>76688565
*loses war*

Merhaba arkadaşlar.Ben Almanım ve Aryan ırıkına mensubum. Bizler Çok üstünüz

Can't, I'm too busy stealing sunbeds and making laws

gutentag, koopsta knicca rules
*starts war*

Ach so, der Unterkriegadler des Vertragbundesvorwarts ist einfach das treuer Besucht diesen Umweltverschmutzug

Needing 10 seconds is incredibly inefficient

>>76688565
You can't "act" german. It's not a race or ethnic group. In the current year everyone can be german. It's just a nationality and therefore it has no stereotypes, okay?! Praise the EU

>>76688962
Good one
>>76689031
Not bad
>>76689048
American tier

>>76689464
This one is the best in the thread

>>76689276
mais monsieur cette rigolette a mon ami est si lourde de la baguetterie

MEIN FURHER

>>76688565
[autism initialised]...

Directives.downloaded()
Brutalist_Attitude.installed()
Cuckoldry.stored()

[initiate]

Ich bin einen Nazi. Turkische, nehmest mich Reich.

Gruß Gott.
Well ok Southern German.

*ruined Gothic series*

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>>76690042

*stares creepy into your house everytimes passing by*
my German neighbor

>>76690114
I usually check myself out in the windows

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ICH HEISSE STEPHANIE!!

>>76690042
3 out of 4 isn't that bad

>>76688565
Hai hitla

HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN MILLER AND I'M FROM NEBRASKA.

>>76690149
I don't recommend you to do that, it's really uncomftrable

>>76688565
Forklift simulator Best Game Ever.

>no cars in 10000 km
>wait for until green light gives you permission to cross the street

Literal autism

>>76690493
Well manners and integrity isn't meant for other people.

>>76688565
where does Lower Saxony rank in terms of development, culture, nature etc.

>>76690493
I often do this on purpose when other people are around. Sometimes, they will start walking, but stop again when they notice that I don't.

>>76690114
Soon, my Dutch Lilly. SOON.

>>76690114
I do this. But I only use the reflection as a mirror

I wish there was less attention being spent on Germany, it's unsettling to have always people I don't know from countries I never will visit speaking about it.

>>76690908
The soup one is accurate.
I sometimes try to make words with it.

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>>76690864
Ja my american friend, just look away for a secound..

Nein, das ist dumm.

>>76690908
Tbqh if it were feasible to do these I would encourage them

>>76688565
*ruins Europe*

>>76691004

Always the focus on the Nazis, as if they have forever more become the subject of interest or note for the country.

>>76688565
two peanuts are walking down a street

one peanut is violently assaulted
peanut

>>76692191
You needed to change street for strasse

There are too many Germans in this world.

>>76689009
*deletes free speech*

>>76688565
Klei mi a'n Mors, Dösbartel.

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>>76689464

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>>76690908
Reminder...
>Unloading snow and gravel is prohibited
This sign is the most German thing possible.

ICH HAISSE KLAUS UND ICH LIEBE TRAKTOREN!

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>>76688565
No time for that shit, got to work
>>76693163
I love that image

>>76690864

rate my 10 seconds German accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kdaJlByr44

>>76695485
Nazi/10

>>76688565
I fucking hate jews.

>>76690908
fuck off 9gag

>Goes on caravan vacation in Sweden

Ja, das ist sehr gut :DDDD

>>76689927
>capitalizing class instance references
>using underscore notation

My name's Hans Ataturk and I'm really sorry for those 6 gorillion jews.. here, take some reparations

EUROPEAN UNION ÜBER ALLES

Aufpassen, feindlischer panzer von oben!

>>76688565
ALLAHU ACKBAR

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>>76696332
>von oben!

>>76696781
Actually based.

>>76695869
>not using singleton pattern and/or static methods
>camelcase pleb

Step up, senpai

>>76695551

rate this reading of a benign community guideline for using the comment section of an online publication

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hhbk0RY9v4

>ich hasse Amerikkka! sie sind der Grund, dass unser Land Scheiße ist!

>>76698544

hating america is not what I would consider as something very german

>>76697971

his neighbors called the bundespolizei the instant that boomed over his speakers

Gentlemen, I'm trying to have an intelligent discussion here but unfortunately you are all to uninformed to make any coherent points. I would kindly ask you to not comment any further until you are more knowledgeable about the subject.

>>76688565
any furries wanna yiff?
bears only bitte

WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIIEETT

>>76693163
Brilliant.

op ist fagot

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MALLEEEEEEEE IST SOOO GEIL, ICH WERDE EINEN SANDBUNKER AM STRAND BAUEN INDEM ICH MIT DEN JUNGS ZUSAMMEN BIS ZUM TODE SAUFEN KANN HAHHA

deutschland deutschland ueber keinem

>>76705754

that pic never fails to give me a laf

I love Turks so much, I even have a Turkish boyfriend. Naturally, I am a very accepting person, who would rather see my loved one be happy, so I have absolutely no problem with him having a wife as well as children, all of whom live with me in my 700 sq. ft apartment. My poor Ahmet, due to his natural lack of priviledge as well as his status as a so-called "illegal immigrant", could never possibly get a job, hence why I must work hard everyday at the BMW plant as a supervisor to ensure that my 6-member family (which includes me, my boyfriend Ahmet, his wife Fatimah, and their 3, soon to be 4 children) may fare well.
By the way, I am a German citizen, but I believe that everyone is equal in terms of potential and that there are no civilized or uncivilized peoples.

>nobody posted that webm with the stupid German teen who wanted to be the single mother of a half-black baby and a traveling journalist

scheisse, I told you Berlin and Frankfurt aren't german, we are not cucks

>>76699289
It's quite popular under hipsters here. See /pol/

*wins everything there is in sport*

>>76690908
looking at this makes me feel so relaxing

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>>76688565

>Das ist sehr schön!!!
>..., Oder?
>Das ist aber X

>>76688565
>bickers over provincial nonsense with other Germans while the cunt is marxist as fuck

>>76688565
10 seconds starting when you created this thread?
That is nearly impossible, i would have had to refresh the catalog constantly to even have a chance to fulfil your request.

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>>76688565
Refugees welcome but say no to gay marriage

>>76712454
You .. might want to check the news

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>>76712482
>Looks at merkels stance

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>>76688565
>*takes his kids to a road trip at 300km/h*

>>76712501
Yeah, it was only a tactical maneuver anyway

du hast mich

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>>76690493
Ossi

>>76688565
Refugees welcome :DDDDD

>>76691004
In case you hadn't noticed, that happened 8th November 2016

>>76712357
/thread

>>76691004
what, with all the rest of the world scrutinizing everything we do to the tiniest minutia.
don't think so.

>>76688565
Alles in ordnung

>>76695485
8/10

Get an autism diagnoses

>>76712357
nicely done

socks and sandals are acceptable
*creates world's most efficient country that it starts becoming autistic*

I have built this efficient machine that gas 10000 Jews for the cost of 2000 Jews.

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>>76705754
Poc related is under nazis

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>>76718846

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>>76718858
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uBxvdkpV8Z0

>>76718846
National Socialism is not AGAINST OTHERS but simply for our happiness and our peoples socialization..

>>76688565
armenian genocide didnt happen

>>76688565
>German
You mean Western Turks?

>>76693527
9/10 reminds me of a colleague

>>76691004
Nice Trump inauguration pic :^)

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einen ässen ist gut jaa lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölöl

*apologizes for things that happened 200 years ago*

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*Walks towards you*

Trying to rule the world didn't work and really just pissed everyone off. Repeatedly. Claiming to be entitled to rule the world hasn't worked either because I obviously didn't even become civilized until relatively recently, and was one of the last Indo-European groups to acquire the written word. Clearly I should scream and act crazy and declare myself emperor of Europe again, but this time with a different excuse.

>>76720568
It's okay if you do it together with France desu

Ein Zwei Polizei, Drei Vier Grenadier, Fünf Sechs Alte Hex, Sieben Acht gute Nacht

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>>76688565
>today i went to Townhall and asked polacken to return all immigrants back home.
>Mayor Breshinskiy was not amused,
>so wasnt his Secretary Panishivskiy
>So wasnt medias representatives Mashukovsky and Mshirski
>so wasnt policemen Dutschenskiy and Mahonskiy

>>76720121
>apologizes
>not plays the victim
sure thing Hans

*Bends over*
Oh yes Mohammed please fill me up! :^)

>>76720626
this is true
in schools they make it as if nazi germany was another country

their media also shows shitmany as a victim
every single time

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Sorry, I dont have Belorussian cuties to hang

*puts mohammad's cock in mouth while jerking off jamal*

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>>76688565
Why are you upset about "polish death caps"? That is correct name for thinga that happened

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*causes controversy and endless butthurtness through my superiority*

>>76720654
>Belorussian
>Belo
>o
>russ
>ss

>>76722627
You know Germans don't actually believe that?

>>76688565
Do you know how men from Hessen call their underwear?

Rüsselsheim.

>>76723807
Nice one

السلام عليكم

At least we have mosques

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VOLXTOD JETZT
BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

>>76693527
>Traktorfahrer Klaus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg

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>>76720607
our new theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqnyjEdgSk0