/brit/

>>76687401
great first post

>>76687401
>tfw no Taig gf

important viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o

>google "remainers"
>first link, "Are Remainers brighter than Brexiteers?"
>sub heading "Are Leavers thicker than Remainers? The short answer is: yes."

heh

https://solarmoviez.to/movie/the-lost-city-of-z-21161/673408-10/watching.html

VIP2 source

just about to start watching /whoelse/

>>76687426
shan't

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anyone else play this?
my primary school IT teacher, called Mr Baise, came to my house to install it on the family computer for me circa 2003

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ahh yes

>>76687431
This was pretty well known wasn't it? You were more likely to vote leave if you were senile or had no qualifications.

>>76687452
everyone born in the early 90s/late 80s played this game so probably no one brit as most are underaged

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>escorts expect gifts, tips, expect you to go down on them, and will complain about your performance on their forums

>>76687461
It's almost as if as new treatments have become available costs have increased.

Wonder how many chemo sessions, MRI scans and keyhole surgeries were being performed in the 50s.

>>76687462
yeah mate everyone but you is thick

>>76687462
But Brussels! They do something to us, I'm not sure what, But I AM MAD AS FUCK ABOUT IT LAD!

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>date girl for a short while a few months ago (only about 4 dates, fingered her and got a wristy but no sex)
>suddenly stops talking to me
>no idea why
>she posts a snapchat of her with some other bloke
>delete her on facebook
>posts snapchats still of her with this boy

king billy was a homosexual


can't make this shit up

>>76687484
no they don't

>>76687499
absolute nutter lmao

>>76687490
It's a fact you were more likely to vote Brexit if you couldn't get any GCSEs.

>>76687499

WE CHOOSE TO GODODAMOON

>>76687459
strange photo.

guy looks like a nonce but also a rozzer

>>76687506
Why do you care? Just get out there.

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>>76687486
If only there were a way to stream line things and make it more efficient

>>76687459
would absolutely ravage her pussy, if she was 16 or older of course.

>>76687515
King Billy fucked yer da

So, are we all on May's hit list for visiting /brit/?

>>76687545
ah yes I'll just go 'out there' and get a new gf

I simply can't keep the girls away

>>76687506
>clinging on to a stillborn relationship this badly
stop virgin posting please

>>76687499
top two quotes are positively fedora tier

>>76687461
what in % of GDP? I bet it's bad

>>76687544
clearly so far undercover he's buggered a few underage prozzies a la thailad

>>76687535
weird how everyone voted 2:1 to join the EEC then innit

>the greatest f1 driver of all time wasn't white
haha whitey btfo

>>76687561
love the 'ian, hate the tabloids, simple as

>>76687555
Removing private sector involvement should do that nicely.

>>76687559
If she was 16, that would still make you a nonce wouldn't it in the US?

Despite the legality, it's still pretty questionable here.

>>76687590
wernt back neither

>>76687535
tired of the "rightists are uneducated" gimmick
it simply isn't true and i'm wondering where the rumor comes from

love love, hate hate, love hate, hate love
really is that simple

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>>76687593
>Removing private sector
can't tell if i'm being lampooned

>wonder women
>hd rip

wew

>>76687577
Atta boy, that's the spirit.

>>76687305
>parts of asia continue to move further and further ahead
no
maybe primary/ secondary schools but that doesn't mean much, and I wouldn't be surprised if asian schools take those tests like pisa a lot more serious and actually train for them
I mean tertiary education, asia has almost no good universities - maybe just in japan, hong kong and arguably korea. most asians have to travel overseas to get a decent education, and student fees are a huge business
unis in the UK will have their pull for a long time, especially for those training for certain professions like law

America isn't sliding into irrelevance simply by virtue of their size + resources, I've read historians that say the US has 2-5x a much fertile land as China. sure China has more agricultural output at the moment but they have almost no native forest left and their environment is fucked, america still has a lot of future growth potential
american influence in latinamerica isn't going anywhere as far as I know. I think more brazilians learn English than Spanish as a foreign language. trump's autism about nafta only effects Mexico, he's not going to pull out of the continent (and it's not like he'll be around for a long time).
most people in China are learning English, especially in the economically important areas and among the well educated. English is still a prestige language in India, it's literally the official language alongside Hindi.
though those are short term arguments, 100 years is a long time. can't really make any arguments about that
(apologies for the autismpost)

>>76687590
he was pretty white. if you say he isn't white then you can't say portugal or spain are white, because he looks like the average person from there

>>76687616
I can never tell if I'm being memed by people who believe the private sector being more efficient is a natural law.

Unless you want us to end up like the yanks and pay through the fucking teeth to have your toes inspected.

>>76687604
Probably the toothless rednecks down on the bayou dreaming of a confederate utopia based on slave labour give the right-wing a back image..

london will never ever match the status of new york

>>76687535
hmmmm almost as if the people actually affected by increase of unskilled job competiton and wage compression caused by an abundance of cheap labour voted in their own best interest

>>76687622
>America isn't sliding into irrelevance
correct

>>76687658
>yfw their lives are just as shit post Brexit and the immigrants haven't gone away

Gonna have to consult with Barry and Gazza the white van men on this one.

>>76687648
you honestly digest too much fake news lad

>>76687649
>Jane Austen
>2 quid

>Newton
>50p

haha men blown to smithereens hahaaa

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>>76687645
>the yanks and pay through the fucking teeth to have your toes inspected.
>implying american care isn't better

feminism is all about fucking chad

they want free contraceptives, free abortions, and sexual freedom all so they can fuck chad with no consequences

deluded bluepillers say elliot rodger is why we need feminism, no, elliot rodger is the RESULT of feminism

is ayn rand rorke or rasheed?

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grind up a lot of coffee

chuck it in a mason jar

fill it up with cold water

leave it to stand for at least 24 hours, stirring occasionally

pour into glass with ice

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the so-called gf

>>76687645
>Unless you want us to end up like the yanks and pay through the fucking teeth to have your toes inspected.
imagine being this uninformed on healthcare.

Riddle me this: can you name a black sci-fi author? What is your favorite Mexican fantasy novel? Who is your favorite female director? As predominantly white and Asian men, we are constantly told that these oppressed groups are our social equals, only limited to their full potential by the omnipresent, cackling patriarch. Yet in the creative field, where all one needs to do is lift their pen or clack on their keyboard, it is whites and Asians who create almost all of the world's most evocative, thought-provoking works. There is no black Akira Kirosawa. There is no female Michelangelo.

>>76687700
If you can afford it, better not lose your job either.

You can pay for private care here and get the same results if you want a taste of it.

is file.png the new image.jpg?

>>76687686
Bullshit, Blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. Nuff Said.

>>76687709
i like cold coffee but not like this


>make normal cup of coffee
>drink most of it
>absentmindedly leave a drop at a bottom
>drink it anyway a while later

>>76687721
What happens in America if you don't have a job and you get ill? If you don't have the money for chemo and stuff? Do you just die or spend the rest of your life in crippling debt?

Coffee is disgusting

>>76687426
Unironically true. Is this his only good video?

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hate phoneposters with a passion

fuck off back to r3ddit

>>76687766
Its actually a really good video

His accent is a bit mongy though and he's still raving like an idiot

>>76687754
>What happens in America if you don't have a job and you get ill?
you get free healthcare. by the way, 90% of americans have healthcare and the rest have free healthcare
I seriously cannot fathom how you got to be this deluded

>>76687725
>same results

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>Coffee is disgusting

https://u.nya.is/yjitvf.mp4

ah yes, the united nations

>>76687791
95% of /brit/ is under 21

>>76687754
If you survive the chemo, you get the debt. If you die, your closest family gets the debt.

>>76687798
What? It's the private sector isn't it? Shouldn't it be fantastic?

No representation without taxation.

>>76687791
>Because 90% of people can afford healthcare, fuck the 10%

Typical Americans, letting children die because their parents got to live the Mad Max experience in the Rust Belt..

>>76687791
this

Yanks don't just drop in the street and that's it.

sometimes watch porn and don't even wank

>>76687499
Lmao

>>76687799
arabs drink coffee though afaik

>>76687791
>>76687808
One of you two is telling porkies.

>>76687816
I think you missed the part about the other 10% getting free healthcare. america isn't ancap

>>76687823
why

>>76687833
I know Turks do at least

>that one mate who's a bit bipolar/spastic at times but the group has learned to deal with it

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>>76687810
American care is in general better for the middle class you runt.

>>76687847

the plot

>>76687853
literally me

>>76687838
it depends on your income bracket. if you have literally no income it is free.

>>76687842
>america isn't ancap
it gets pretty close at times

http://www.nytimes.com/1985/07/28/us/localities-shift-to-private-firefighters.html?pagewanted=all

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>>76687590
him being ugly doesn't make him non white

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>>76687735
then drive 20 minutes to florida

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>>76687857
Not like the US will have a middle class at this rate

>>76687842
Yeah but Americans wet their little knickers about free healthcare.

>I can afford fucking cheez whiz and marshmallow fluff! So why should I have to pay to help someone kick their heroin addiction and become a responsible member of society!?

>>76687871
Sounds like it's worse the be earning just above the povvo line then.

been wanking for the first 15 minutes of this movie

how long can i go

>>76687869
Stop being such a bloody spastic Brian and go pick us up a pie from the sunshine bakery

Might do a sleep, night lads

Did an absolute fucking log of a president on the shitter earlier lads, it was a bigly bugger

the most redpilled black man in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sL2f0PoqME

>>76687910
such is life for aussie

How do you order in a cafe that serves breakfast? Do you walk in and order at the till or sit down and be served and pay after?

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>Wimbledon planning to ban the Jeremy Corbyn chant

tory cunts

>>76687887
strawmanning won't help you here
>>76687888
not really. you just pay for health insurance or your place of employment pays for it

>>76687880
To get blown by a crocodile?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVoRZDKDLU

>>76687933

she keeps getting better and better

>>76687791
Not free really though is it? Someone has to pick up the tab

>>76687802
wrong

>>76687932
Walk in sit down and someone will serve you

>>76687932
depends on their set up

if they're cheap and casual they'll make you go to the counter. but that's preferable for a breakfast imo but god tier is a hotel breakfast bouffet

>>76687933
Free the counties!

>>76687932
not sure if you're incredibly autistic or have ltierally never been in a place that serves food before.

Walk in, ask for a table for one (or two if you're going someone. You can even ask for a table for three or four! Amazing) and then they'll plonk you down and give you a menu.

At that point if there's ANY confusion (which I really don't think there will be) you can ask a member of staff whether to order at the till or whether they come to the table

90% of the time it's table service.

want to get into F1 lads seems like a comfy 'sport'

any tips how do I get into it

>>76687956
sorry, "no expenses put upon the recipient" then

>>76687932
Usually at the table, depends if there's a 'bar' where someone is standing

>>76687950

Not Of Normal Criminal Element

Haha Londoners are cucks confirmed

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/half-of-men-in-london-feel-like-crying-once-a-month-study-reveals-a3102921.html

>>76687979
could try watching some races lad

https://u.nya.is/arkogn.mp4

had an interesting day at work today x

>>76687975
Questionable that you're Italian tbqh.

>>76687979
watch qt austrian girls next week

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>search 'nonce hunter' on youtube
>all the perpetrators are white

REALLY makes you think

>>76687791
their media lies to them constantly

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*approaches you outside Gainsborough bus station*

EXCUSE ME, can you explain why you've come here today to meet a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD?

>>76687975
i grew up poor as fuck I literally experienced nothing

>>76687993
>The study also highlighted the challenge British men feel to be a "real man", with 51 per cent of respondents admitting they felt pressured to be successful.

>>76687993

>FEEL like it once a month

FONTs

Had an incestuous dream last night lads.

>>76687979
Lurk the /sp/ thread. It is comfy and a piece of piss to get into, there's only about 5 names you even need to know desu, after the top 5 the rest of the racers are irrelevant. The commentary is very informative and will usually remind you of what the various records of the racers are

Verstappen is my favourite at the moment, young prodigy who's making waves
You don't particularly have to pick a favourite racer but it makes it more fun, either go by nationality, team, or just whoever entertains you the most

>see a nice whip
>think hmm yes i could buy that car right now if i wanted to
>see a nice house
>think hmm yes i could buy a house like that right now if i wanted to

can't imagine being poor and living paycheck to paycheck
what does it feel like, having under 6 figures in liquid assets?

>>76688061
story time

>>76688000
im not, im an expat
>>76688033
ah fair, I was the same way until I got a middle class gf at like 15 nd actually went to a restaurant for the first time ever

the above guide still holds

>>76688077
Dreamt I slept with my mum as a weekly event.

>>76687957
yeah no mate

https://youtu.be/F6HIXlXUuW8?t=3m23s

>>76688074
Left a liquid asset in the loop earlier

>they removed all billboards from my area

very nice

>>76688020
okay now google "IQ map"

>>76687622
I think the comment that asian students are trained for tests is valid. I'm not sure your analysis of asian tertiary is though. Yes of course a lot of them still come to the west but asian unversities continue to climb the world ranking. We're at the point where THE consider the national university of singapore to be the 24th best in the world.

America is a huge rich and populous of course it is not going to become irrelevent over night. What i am talking about is the general trend. It will be interesting to see how america makes use of its fertile land. This is again not to say that I think america is at its apex just that it's growing and will continue to grow at a likely slower pace than some of these other countries, which will ultimately result in it being overtaken. Americans still want influence in Latin America but as far as i'm aware latin americans (an impossibly broad statement I must admit) have less sympathy for this and more awareness of the toxicity of the american involvement in their country's past.

As far as I understand Brazil's languages a lot of them don't bother formally learning Spanish as they understand a lot of it already, however the vast majority are Monolingual. While I think you're correct that english is probably the most popular second language, it is still a very small percentage of the population who can speak it and, as I said, I think most can understand spanish even if they do not formally have it a second language.

Rich people in China do of course still learn english but I believe it's under <1% (which is not to say they are all learning spanish or whatever, just that they simply don't need to learn english). It is quite interesting to see the emergence of stuff like "singlish" in Singapore.

English is certainly a strong prestige language in India but we're still only talking at ~10% of the population being able to speak it (which admittably by Indian's population terms is still a thumping 100m+)

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>>76688105
wrong.

How terrifying must it be to not have any money and things that need paying

>>76688097
Weird, I actually do sleep with your mum as a weekly event

>>76688074
>tfw five figure pleb

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>>76687401
alri' mate

i have a recurring dream where im walking down the street and suddenly a large number of specialforces looking people with masks and guns suddenly run out of an alley and start shooting at a Microsoft office building and throwing grenades and stuff

and the Microsoft building suddenly goes into lockdown, all these steel shutters slam down, and a large statue of a lion that is in the street starts to retract into the ground. as the lion retracts belowground, a missile battery rises up to replace it, and it fires a bunch of missiles and the special forces and fires a huge laser that sweeps around 360° and almost decapitates me and my friend

>>76688168
I know all of your secrets now.

Hate ugly people. I’m no brad Pitt myself but I look fine, perhaps even good when I make an effort. People who are just outright ugly shouldn’t go outside though. They’re unpleasant to look at and bring the atmosphere of a place down.

If you’re ugly and absolutely must go in public, at least have the decency to dress properly, wash, and not be fucking fat.

>>76688147
t. 16

only nonce hunting vid i've seen where the nonce isn't a mentally retarded working class povvo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MATLLYHUqO8

>>76688154
Probably the only thing I learnt at Uni.

>>76688178
who is this

>>76688194
>If you’re ugly and absolutely must go in public, at least have the decency to dress properly, wash, and not be fucking fat.

I do this and legit feel sorry for anyone who makes eye contact with me and hides/attempts to hide their disgust.

I used to think I must have some of the kindest friends in the world when people would still talk to me even though I am so ugly.

>>76688196
the one where they get the /britfeel/ poster is pretty good desu

>>76688183
Sounds interesting.

>>76688201
Alan Rickman

>Typical stupid person
Voted Leave
>Moderately intelligent person
Voted Remain, likes to think of themselves as superior to all Leavers
>Incredibly intelligent person (i.e. me)
Voted Leave, knows that his political opinions are far superior to anyone else's, but doesn't need to brag about it

>>76688174
still better than the 3 or 2 figure runts in this thread who have chosen not to respond. can't imagine being a neet and not being able to out-jones deano when you feel the need to.

admit it lads

you'd shag a 14-15 year old girl if you knew you'd get away with it

>>76688244
no i wouldnt actually
youre just a nonce

>>76688244
Nice try police

business idea:
become an online teacher or own an online shop
move to a povvo country like belaruse or vietnam
live like a king with a western salary

thoughts?

early 00s london was comfy

>>76688242
>3 or 2 figure
u know that's 100-999 or 10-99 lol, who the fuck "works" and earns that little

what sort of a rorke thinks

>ah yes it's payday, thank you mr goldberg for paying me for my hard work
>hmm i shall spend all of this money and take loans out on things i want right now

>>76688244
'ce

>>76688281
>neet
>works

>>76688271
What about Thailand?

>>76688244
>You'd commit a crime if you knew you could get away with it!

Nope, I have morals. Also I'm not a nonce anyway.

>>76688272
i miss the graffiti we used to have here and i dont like all the chain franchises in disguise as hipster indie shops
london feels much less human and much more corporate nowadays

>work in 44 hours

>>76688289
Rorke doesn’t have a job

>>76688297
you get more than 3 figures on any benefit system. In order to be alive as a NEET you either have private supporters or you are on benefits.

lads

lads

lads

what the FUCK is a deano

>>76688310
bit gay

>>76688281
you could earn six figures and spend all of it each month

you'd be surprised, i know a good half dozen lads who i know for a fact have under a grand in savings, they're all on semi-decent salaries too. it all goes out on their monthly repayments for things they don't really need and can't really afford.

>>76688244
false, this is projection

>>76688289

most normies aren't conscious

>>76688316
yeah it used to have a gritty, human, 'cheaper' feel to it

even more so in the 70s/80s but i wasn't around then

agree with you 2bh, feels like a stale corporate place with no community feel whatsoever. too expensive too

>>76688328
Welcome to /brit/ friend! Enjoy your summer here!

easily make 6 figures a year off crypto

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>>76688328

Fucking love arse lads

Love bums

the state of this one
https://youtu.be/hwQfkWhuQUA

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>>76688244
no

>>76688326
so what if they 'get' more than three figures? does that mean they have three figures in their account right now? or do you think, perhaps, that some of them spend most of it and don't put it into savings. (hint: this is what most of them do)

>>76688346
>I'm an outcast because I'm smarter than everyone
Do you still believe everything your mum told you when you were 8?

You're in a room with 190kg masterrace, Alan and ribena.

You have a gun but with only one bullet. What do you do?

>>76688356
This is what lefties create everywhere. Small towns full of character are ALWAYS right leaning. Big soulless messes of s place happen because of Le snowflake diversity from the lefties

>>76688378
>love arse lads
you gay?

>>76688346
yes they are, they consciously choose to watch corrie and play fifa

never been in those middle class restaurants, or a cafe

too poor simple as

>>76688401
shoot in the air to get their attention then pound them all to dust with my bare hands

>>76688338

Absolutely
I work in the finance industry, I have seen people with incomes of £250k get denied credit for a car lease of £400 a month

>>76688401
Leave the room, find the nearest police station and hand it in while reporting where I found it.

>>76688401
reroll life doesn't really matter who is in that room with me

>two or three figures
kek why the fuck are you runts saying this? never heard people say "figures" outside the context of 5 or more

>>76688418
nothing wrong with fucking a lads arse, youre only bent if youre the passive partner desu

>>76688427
not even a working class cafe?

>>76688401
Probably kill ribena for the glory of all Poles.

>>76688401
guns are banned lad x

>>76688417
I fucking hate you
can you get your head out of your arse for one fucking second

not everything has to be about pushing your stupid left/right dichotomy

>>76688391

Gurdjieff & Ouspensky taught me sweetie x

>>76688432
howling

what's scary is how many of these people are, as you say, on decent salaries and presumably in positions of responsibility.

>get on the bus
>random black supremacist nigerian guy speaking arabic to all the muslims, starts complaining about white people, looks like a 40 year old crackhead

ahh hmm

>>76688401
shoot alan because he's got the least runty body
then use the gun to beat 'benas head in and snap lisickis scrawny neck

someone who walks into argos and buys shite they don't need on finance is not conscious

>>76688445
how am i bent if im the passive partner

im not doing anything
its the other guy whos fucking a man, hes the gay one

>>76688453
nope
too scared to even try them out. would love to walk in and just have a fat full english

>>76688473
you arrived at Thornton Heath?

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>>76688401
shoot myself

>>76688469
Okay sure m8, you're so much smarter than bible readers. They think they've got life sorted because they read a book whereas you.......well it's different isn't it?

>>76688468
>all sensible posts are the same person

Thanks for the credit but I've no idea who you are and you have no idea who I am. Bit like the Thainonce defense force who think everyone who posts about him is the same person

>>76688473
If he was speaking arabic how'd you understand him
fuck off Rasheed

>>76688473

I much prefer proper africans to the 3rd generation mongrel, west indian trash that are responsible for most of our crime

>>76688505
Do you not have working class family or friends?

*screams for food*

>>76688434
Arrested for possession of a firearm. Should Have reported it immediately and you know it. No proof you found it where you did but clear proof you had it on you. Enjoy jail

>>76688524

At least they've read a book, unlike yourself, lol!

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having everything done for me
hows it foing?

>>76688543
sorry this guy wasn't nigerian
he had an english accent but looked west african/jamaican type

proper africans are hard working and hate jamaicans

>>76688573
Can't just leave it in the room can I. Bit of a catch 22 here.

>>76688571

*throws some scraps of bread*

>>76688574
Oh god the burn! D':

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Cannot take you seriously if you aren't on the way to the fourth room

Why do English people say "Engla~~<3" when they see something cute?

is a 7.5" x 5.8" willy impressive? no girl has ever seen it, you see.

I found this place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother

>>76688338
I believe it but just because you take out loans for something doesn't put your networth under 1k

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business idea: dye my hair rosegold like Tessa Violet

>>76688642
yes thats very large
well done

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peng

>>76688640
How do you pronounce ~~<3

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>>76688640

>>76688628
>>76688640
>>76688642
>>76688649
>>76688651
cant make heads nor tails of any of these posts

>>76688642
Oh look another pornstar cock on a kissless virgin, sounds legit

>>76688642
pic x

>>76688642
Not impressive not small. Women dont care about dick size unless it's literally tiny like under 5" or something ridiculous

They'll enjoy a big dick but they aren't going to stop you over a small one

>>76688640
Baffling post

>>76688666
*bursts into flames*

>>76688660
you would be an excellent trap, do you wear skirts

>>76688649
No Sonny. I don't have the money.

>>76687975
>>not sure if you're incredibly autistic or have ltierally never been in a place that serves food before.

alright ponce twat. he's was asking how to order breakfast in a greasy spoon not 5 star michelin restaurant

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who /devilish/ here?

whenever the captcha say 'select vehicles' I select road signs or pedestrians so when google AI cars hit the streets there will be all sorts of chaos

>>76688666
what's the big deal it's just a phone

>>76688660
But I haven't done anything, it was given to me

When I eventually make it with a girl should I tell her it is bigger than it is?

Remember that you can be anything you want to be. I used to just be a regular Bruce, but now I'm the number wizard!

Just look at the post below mine!

>>76688727
someones done a wee on it

>>76688725
t. ned ludd

why is everyone on 4chan 6'1 with a 7 inch cock?

>>76688401
Probs hold them all at gun point (I presume they don't know I've only got one in the spout) and force alan and 190kg to rape 'bena to death (he'll thank me in the after life).

Then I dunno. Maybe shoot alan in the genitals and hope he bleeds out then pulverise 190kg to dust and pop down the local spoons for a cheeky pint of guinness

>>76688725
Why though?

>>76687431
it was articles like that that caused people to vote leave

>>76688660
cute lad, be my bf

>>76688757
I'm unironically 6'1 with a 7.5 inch cock (only regular girth though)

Don't get any girls though haha

>>76688757
Actually I'm 6'0 with a 7.5" cock

Would rather be 6'1

markham masylum

>>76688698
no
i sometimes wear croptops and shortshorts but only when im in a fem mood and ive been feeling pretty consistently masc recently

>>76688738
why would you need to tell her what your dick is like? shell see it for herself

>>76688757
im 5'9 with a 5.7inch cock x

Why do Normies flock in their thousands into town on Saturdays but not sundays? Why do they try to do shopping, eating, etc when the place is fucking heaving and full of screaming children, dogs, etc so much that you can barely walk anywhere. Why are Normies such fucking drones?

Fucking HELL I hate normies
So glad I’m conscious.

>>76688722
michelin guide only goes up to 3 u would know that if you weren't poor (jokes mate)

>>76688757
I'm 6'4 with a 6.5 inch cock

slept with 11 girls and had 2 long term gfs

haven't had sex in two years now though

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have a 7in willy but i'm not one to brag

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saturday is going well lads

>>76688788
I'm you, but better
>>76688786

>>76688757
The same way there's lots of proud, outspoken white supremacists who are clearly going to provide the best offspring..... you know as soon as they hold a girls hand..

i'm 5'7 with 6.5 inch cock (4 inch flacid)

slept with 0 girls
and never been on a date (also 26 years old)

>>76688792
if your so masculine than how come your so gay all the time.

>recruiter calls me yesterday trying to convince me to go for a job on 5k less than my current salary

why are recruitment agents such scum lads

>>76688761
Thats a pretty big crime there, enjoy prison

>>76688757
5'11 8" willy

>>76688818
Fat fuck

>>76688818
Decent

my willy just goes on for miles

>>76687401
Why are there so many deanos in Leeds?

>>76688852
>>76688859
culture clash

>my comfy childhood area is now ram packed with commuters 24/7 and hipster mongs setting up 'open air cinemas' in the park

fuck offf

>>76688818
do you want to be my girlfriend

>>76688848
Crime is so the wrong word.

Civli service. It's a pretty big civil service. Enjoy being given the keys to whatever town I was in at the time.

business idea: sell penis rulers that claim your willy is bigger than it is

>>76688887
Jo it's a criminal you retate

>>76688884
Don't you love the middle class

every single problem you lot have brought up in this thread would be solved if we just culled the worlds population a bit

>>76688897
Doesn't that already exist with "Extra Large" condoms?

>>76688913
it has always been middle class though, its now filled with a different type of middle class

>>76688897
Genuine good idea. Just a ruler with a small decrease in how big a cm is. Maybe 25%

>>76688925
yes but its not a ruler

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>>76688842
you can be masculine and gay at the same time

>>76688757
Midgets lurk more

>>76688933
you've been GENTRIFIED

>>76688940
bit gay mate

>>76688907
clearly you are either pakiboo or 190kg not trip fagging for once

>>76688921
What country should we start with?

(choose carefully)

>>76688939
The double digits in cm are implied.

>>76688757
5'4 with 4 inch dick reporting in. unironically have slept with over 10 females though

>>76688940
(not true by the way)

Really like living in Victorian flats. Comfy shapes and sizes

new builds are horrible and plain

>>76688975
guess

>>76688982
Bloody hell, how much did you spend?

*calls the gay authorities*
theres a bender on the loose bums against the wall

>>76689003
canada

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>>76688987
proof by counterexample

>>76688999
in 100 years they'll say the same about flats built now

>>76688982
good for you man, seriously

>>76687506

>4 dates

Who gives a fuck mate. Move on

>>76689003
reckon were all sick to death of slovenia by this point
something HAS to be done

there should have been janny elections. my platform would include strict bans for gaycunts

>>76688757
>be 5'11
>6.5 inch
Am I a manlet now

>>76689078
if you're under six foot you're a manlet I'm afraid

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>>76687506
>4 dates
>no sex

>victorian flat
>built 300 years ago
>maximized space efficiency, tiny stair cases and bathrooms but huge bedrooms
>minimal maintenance required

>new build
>costs £300,000
>each bedroom is 1m x 1m, the master is 2m x 2m with an 'ensuite' which is literally a drain pipe in one of the room corners
>no room on street or driveway for a car
>1m x 1m astroturf garden which is overlooked by atleast 30 other houses, all completely identical.

>>76688757
6'3 with barely 6 inches here

>>76689097
:(

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>>76689109
>victorian flat
>minimal maintenance required

>>76688757

5'9" here. How do you measure dick size do you push your belly in?

>>76689097
>Girls don't like me because I'm short! D:<
>But they should love how I walk around with my arms out like fucking popeye and how I mention MMA at every bloody chance while wearing a TapOut T-shirt and shades in winter

Actually cannot stand manlets tbqh.

>>76689171
>>76689171
>>76689171
>>76689171
>>76689171

>>76689156
fat cunt

>>76689136
sorry lad, I don't make the rules, its just how it is

>>76689172
they're barely human

>>76688145
I guess some asian universities are technically very good but don't forget it's a continent filled with billions of people, and the few standout unis aren't going to educate the majority of asians. here they pay a fortune just to get a western education
my point about america is they have a greater capacity for growth, meaning that once china becomes a developed economy America can exceed them in growth just because of their underlying economic strength in land. they can accept more immigrants, a larger population growth, etc. though it'll take a long time to catch up to 1.2bn I'll concede.
I think you're right that latinamericans resent american influence in the past but that doesn't really extend to financing/ business, I think most rationally minded people here hate the chinese and their perfidious ways but I have no issue buying a cheap chinese phone or anything that's convenient. moderately rich or middle class latinamericans would have no issues doing business with americans, I'm sure many of them adore americans and would trade with them over the chinks any day (I think chile and maybe bolivia is getting some chinese attention tbf) and nicaragua is getting a lot, but they have to be THE most fucked over country by america so that's understandable
you only need a few informed people in foreign countries to know English tbf, it's just a lingua francia for a lot. grew up in China with a lot of expat families, a lot of other kids' parents were highly skilled and important in their companies but the overwhelming majority of them never bothered to learn Chinese beyond simple phrases. you say chinese is spoked by under 1% of the population (which I find hard to believe) but you have to think of the breakdown - of those speakers most would be concentrated in the big cities, which is what drives economies these days more than ever. most offices will employ english speakers because it's considered almost mandatory

>>76689149
>victorian flat
>put new windows in once every 50 years

>new build
>cracks are showing before property is even on the market
>open the cupboard door made from recycled cardboard
>entire kitchen unit comes off in hand