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Me watching the lads move to the next thread edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExEjXLMd4VA&feature=youtu.be
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sue
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>>76685719
Well deserved, hate 99% of yanks.
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u lads remember in 1814 when we went to the yanks and burnt their capital down hahahahah mad that
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having a go
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What do you lads call this at the girls knees??
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Everything ends.

Is it better to go out in a bang that everyone will remember rather than let things sizzle and fade?
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>>76685858
so you're saying that there are other single markets out there that allow you to trade with the members independently?

hmm very interesting concept for a single market I must say, intrigued to see how this works

stupid spastic dickhead, you've been trampled left and right now fuck off out my sight
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>>76685890
no because I wasn't alive then you stupid cuntoid
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>>76685854
how come you're not a succesful free jazz artist yet then?
free jazz requires more skill than any other jazz type because in addition to the already heavy composition skills needed it requires pure genius and talent to come out
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little sister unironically bought herself one of these things a few months ago, NOT happy >>76685619
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Who here as really poor semen loads?
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Israel are grooming their own little 'Lord Haw Haw' for the 21st century. His name is Paul 'Tommy Robinson' Harris.
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>>76685690
People are trying, I believe someone has succesfully emulated some wii u games. it's really a question of time. when a console is released, emulator designers need to take time to study the console cpu and gpu. you have to remember that when your pc is emulating another console game, the cpu has to recreate the behaviour of an entire console which is programmed differently, as well as still doing all the stuff your computer needs it to do to continue operating. it's very heavy work for a cpu to run an emulator, it's essentially making your already dedicated computer run another, entirely different dedicated computer with different programming.

TLDR the RAM, cpu, graphics capabilities of a computer need to be significantly higher than that of a dedicated console to run said dedicated console within said computer.

U need computer ram to make fake console ram that is like real console ram which requires significantly more computer ram than if you were making just console ram with a console. ;^)
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sometimes I don't wank for several days and then have a long edging session just so I can blow a massive load of cum out my willy
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didn't realise how hot water gets when you boil it
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>>76685911
>exposed

lmao as if anyone didn't know his name wasn't Tommy Robinson
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>>76685894
swiper
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>>76685911
whoa... that's not his real name...?
why did you lie to us tommy
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>>76685926
did that today
was GLORIOUS, highlight of my week
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>I don't support Israel
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>>76685900
>so you're saying that there are other single markets out there that allow you to trade with the members independently?
literally yes. there are exceptions such as in the eurasian economic space
this is poetry
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>>76685869
Is it weird that I find chimps cute but niggers absolute vermin?
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>>76685894
bed
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>>76685940
misogynistic
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>>76685891
thanks anon, where is the best place to shop for a gaming PC? not bothered about saving an extra £100 by building one myself
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>>76685950
not a single market you spaz
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what does the EDL defend?
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>>76685972
england
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i got seven Mac-11s
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>>76685968
cyberpowerpc uk

good customiser
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>>76685972
pints and male pattern baldness
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>>76685970
>The Eurasian Economic Space or Single Economic Space is a single market
hmmm
again, why are you even butting in when you're clearly uninformed? oh right, because I have an american flag and le yanks are stupid
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just had a wank with the aid of a can-opener
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*poses as a 14 year old*
*catches nonces*
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>>76685979
from what
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things I hate:
nonces
pakis
you
irish
benders

things I like:
birds
ciggies
pints
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why do people hate israel so much? i mean, palestine elected two terrorist organisations into government. why are we supposed to give a shit about them. their government are literal terrorist groups. actual government. surely supporting palestine should be frowned upon, at least until they elect a government that aren't literal terrorists.
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>>76685982
about 8 .38s
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>>76685950
>there are exceptions such as in the eurasian economic space

>No customs are levied on goods travelling within the customs union and—unlike a free trade area—members of the customs union impose a common external tariff on all goods entering the union
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I've never youed a yank or a trip in /brit/. What are your /brit/ achievements?
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>>76686000
>tfw irish paki nonce who is also a bender
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love wine
love pasta
hate mafia

simple as
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>>76685972
(((( .. *3 years later* .. ((((REBEL MEDIA)))) .. *literally almost a light year* .. )))))
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like pina coladas
like getting caught in the rain
hate blacks
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are nonces mentally ill? how do you even get to that state
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>>76686023
posted "doing a poo" 20 times in a day

only actually pooed 4 times
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worried about this trend of acid attacks
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>>76686009
>I didn't know there were single markets other than the EU up until a few minutes ago but feel qualified to talk about what is and isn't allowed in other single markets
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>>76686037
how old are you even?
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>>76685998
foreigners
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>>76685986
it's a common economic union that's moving towards a single market
>On January 1, 2012, the three states established the Eurasian Economic Space which ensures the effective functioning of a single market for goods, services, capital and labour, and to establish coherent industrial, transport, energy and agricultural policies.[41][42] The agreement included a roadmap for future integration and established the Eurasian Economic Commission (modelled on the European Commission).
>ensures the effective functioning of a single market

but tbf it seems you're right, it's like arguing the UK isn't a capitalist economy because it has social policies and therefore isn't purely capitalist.
seems you can call a market that isn't purely a single market a single market
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go here first. this is what i did, then just mixed and matched parts when they went on sale, built it myself. if you want to buy one premade, you should still looke here first to get an idea of the parts you want inside it

http://www.logicalincrements.com/#
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>>76686046
sins of fathers and mothers transfared to the child
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love pies
not a fat cunt, just love em
simple as
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>>76686054
I'll concede on that, I said that the only single market active as the European one which is wrong, it doesn't invalidate anything else I've said up to this point, you were wrong at every turn
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>>76686001
israel actually killed hundreds of british people though acts of terrorism
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>>76686046
it tends to co-occur with psychopathy, which is why so many high ranking politicians and businessmen are nonces
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you>me
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love willy
not a gay cunt, just love em
simple as
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>>76685326
Sour time
|:-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWXr68l6ACQ
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I'm going to start larping as a Son of Liberty and commit terrorist attacks in Britain.
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do pakis routinely go on acid shopping trips?
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>>76686071 meant for >>76685968
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Didn't die in my sleep lads still here
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>>76686074
>you were wrong at every turn
what am I wrong on? I've already dissected each one of your retarded arguments
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>>76686058
29
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lads I keep vomiting every time I wake up recently but there's nothing for me to vomit so I'm just vomiting saliva
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Hello Moto
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the summer read
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think Slovenia is literally the perfect country
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That cunt won't wake up the next time he falls asleep
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>>76685894
Post patellar bursa
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>>76686110
that Trump (and yourself) don't know the most basic mechanism of a single market is that you can't strike up deals with the independent members and treat them as separate markets
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Connecting People
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>>76685986
>>76686067
also this
>The Single Economic Space was established in 2012 with the goal of creating an integrated single market.
whether you can call the eurasian market a single market is debateable
certainly different from the EU, which has a supranational body
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spergs still at it, must channel their pent up virginity
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Who's this Rorke runt I keep hearing about?

He sounds like a right racist tosser like that Donald Trump
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>>76686164
Cockia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe2c7sM9APQ

here we see the ulsterman in his natural habitat
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can i get Nembutal on the darkweb?

wanting a quiet exit from this miserable life
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donald trump is a fascist biggot racist islamophobe

donald trump kkk racist sexist anti gay
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>>76686155
>that Trump (and yourself)
>he has the stupidity to say I don't understand a single market after just admitting he thought the EU was the only single market
screeching
>is that you can't strike up deals with the independent members and treat them as separate markets
I literally already gave you an example of a single market that does. the Eurasian Economic Space or Single Economic Space allows exceptions such as kyrgyzstan independently trading gold with switzerland

if you really want to argue about who is winning, I haven't said anything that isn't arguable. you've stated something that is clearly, factually wrong, no debate.
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rate the fit today lads
going for a monochrome look
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not kidding when I say if we would literally just leave tomorrow we would be in a better position than dragging it out over four years
should've left last year
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All in favour of banning yanks from /brit/ say aye
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>>76686194
Semens
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*grunts loudly*
*slurs through gritted teeth*
URGHH I NEED FUCK A CUNT
*saliva dribbles out of mouth*
NEED TO FFFFUCK HER....RIGHT IN THE FFFF PUSSY
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HOW DO WHITE MEN BECOME RACISTS? THEY GET CHEATED ON WITH A BLACK MAN BECAUSE WHITE DICK TOO SMALL TO KEEP A WOMAN SATISFIED WHITES = ALBINO APES WITH SMALL DICK
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>>76686234
Dick head
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just changed my socks
was considering changing my boxers too but figured that might just be a step I wasn't quite willing to take at this moment
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>>76686234
>rolled up jeans
hello twat
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>I'll laugh until my head comes off
>I'll swallow until I burst
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>>76686234
quintessential rentboy
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>>76686226
show me where in their accession agreement it shows this exception
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>>76686234
Poofta
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just made a proper runt slop ngl
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ol puberoos are trimmed and neat for tonight xx hoping to pull although i doubt i will haha
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*smiles at you*
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>>76686234
anon looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his t-shirt. Very very disrespectful.
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>>76686234
bent as fuck. cant imagine how insufferable this cunt it
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>>76686234
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>76686234
bad posture lookin ass
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>>76686333
Sad!
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been through 2 gf's so far this year

the state of me

what's wrong with me
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>>76685869
kek they thought the grass had landmines or something
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>>76686325
>>76686362
FONT
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>>76686312
I can't read russian
here's proof of kyrgyzstan:
https://www.eda.admin.ch/eda/en/home/representations-and-travel-advice/kyrgyzstan/switzerland-kyrgyzstan.html
https://comtrade.un.org/pb/FileFetch.aspx?docID=3949&type=country%20pages
http://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/visualize/tree_map/hs92/import/che/kgz/show/2015/
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>>76686369
What does it mean when a girl does that with her lip?
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Miss Alice has a very cute accent desu
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>>76686234
Henry's looking right ready for a strong suck
Go on, giv 'im a go ;-D
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three (3) wanks today
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>>76685945
...teddy got the swiper... the DPD dentists...
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*goes too far*
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havent wanked in a while
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>>76686404
this is just proof that the two nations trade you fucking spastic they're still subject to the Common External Tariff of the EEC

jesus wept
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>>76686427
thanks but no
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>>76685869
me the one with the disfigured anus who doesn't leave in the end
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whats your record for wanks in a single day
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>>76686460
2
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Might start microdosing kopparberg
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>>76686460
5-6
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>>76686443
they're not. they've had trade agreements since 1991 outside of the ees
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>>76686460
in one 24hr period? 14
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>>76686460
8
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>>76686460

10
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>>76686489
that are subject to the CET, it's not a bespoke deal
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Any bodies who do not recognize or remember this? I have bad news: ye are too young and I do note rate you by a single quark.
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WE BUY ANY CAR
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nigger ass monkey took advantage of his monkey comrade by fucking him with his monkey nigger cock while other nigger was distracted yo.


just like us humans in my anime
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>>76686504
>>76686525
refuse to believe you two did 2 figures
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>>76686234
your parents hate you and your friends all make fun of you behind your back you fruit
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>>76685911
News just in

Caitlyn Jenner exposed as Bruce Jenner
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need to expand the bane folder lads help a niqqa out
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>>76686526
proof? they've had trade agreements before the single market even existed. those trade agreements aren't subject to changes by the eec
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>>76686504
>>76686525
Get fuck you did cunts, doubt you came each time
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>>76686533
do not remember this
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>>76686542

here were the times i ejaculated:

1150
1220
1455
1526
1552
1827
1842
2120
2339
0155

another time i climaxed 4 times in 45 mins, here were the times i ejaculated:

1747
1806
1820
1832

i also kept a spreadsheet of my wanks for the year in 2013. i did 810.
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>>76686542
was 14, had house to myself, lit wanked myself dry

29 now and can still easily crack out 6 of diminishing quality
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>>76686561
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>>76686533
I assume it's a music video just by the look of it and the watermark. I'm almost certainly older than you but don't remember it because I'm not a runt who fantasises about tattooed talent-less bints in wet tshirts
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>>76686583
Allow me to show the way out
https://www.reddit.com/
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Gonna be chilly tonight lads, 6 degrees
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going to the gym now
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>>76686561
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>>76686573

Yes I did, piss off.
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>>76686639
Currently 10°C for me.
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press F for respects lads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Somme

might be our birthday but we can't forget this
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>>76686653
already 8 for me
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I've hit 8-9 wanks before can't remember the exact number. Can crack out 3 if I'm bored still and 5 if I'm trying. 23 now so I figure that's an alright amount. Can't bloody believe how horny I was in puberty. Surprised I didn't rape someone. I'd wank 5 times a schoolday (1 before, 4 after before bed) comfortably. We really were just messes of hormones and pent up sexual energy.
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Worried i'll have a panic attack when I visit a prostitute
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0Ic8ep1lI&ytbChannel=Swein%20Sweiners
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>>76686650
Very grim
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>>76686680
same
when I was 13-14 i couldnt stop thinking about anything but sex
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>>76686683
This will probably happen to me when I eventually give in that I'll never lose my virginity unless it's paid.
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>>76686706
Be honest mate, have you even tried
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>>76686706

I'm hoping once I get the first fuck done I'll have the confidence to visit a new whore every month

That's the best case scenario for my life
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Had a dream I caught a GIANT FUCKING furry BEE inside a glass and it was so huge it was moving around and pushing the glass with it along the floor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdcbaiv2y4
*does MC Hammer dance*
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>>76686733
don't know why but this post is extremely hilarious
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>>76686526
>>76686572
don't know what you lads are arguing exactly but this might help
https://www.ft.com/content/e2d7da8c-3ee8-11e7-9d56-25f963e998b2
>The Moscow-led Eurasian Economic Union aims to finalise a free-trade deal with Iran by the end of the year, in an attempt by Russia and its fellow members to deepen ties with Tehran.
proves they negotiate trade as a single market, not with individual countries
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>>76686680
not me

t. had first wank at 23
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big fan of yanks, love 'em
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>>76686743
I'm a dream reader
want me to tell you what it means?
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>>76686572
as you can see, the import duties for gold from Kyrgyzstan are the same across all ESM member countries

http://ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/dds2/taric/measures.jsp?Lang=en&Taric=7108&GoodsText=&Domain=TARIC&MeasText=&Area=KG&Offset=0&ShowMatchingGoods=&ExpandAll=true&LangDescr=&callbackuri=CBU-0&SimDate=20170701
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>>76686753

what a godforsaken place
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>>76686000
dad?
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never been in Dagenham/Barking/Romford, its like uncharted hostile territory, no mans land
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So I ordered a pair of brass knuckles from China cuz some pikey twats tried to start shit with me last week on my run, and the fucking things actually arrived with a leather belt wrapped around them to make them look like a belt to get them past customs lmao.

But yeah these runts are going to be short a few teeth next time I see them when I'm out and about
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Had a dream that the British runt was still posting in /brit/, only to realise I was wide awake
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been growing up a little bit of facial hair under my chin and dont like it. look much better clean shaven
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>>76686771

do this all the time
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blown
to
shreds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHW3Y_p2llo
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>>76686813
post a photo lad
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>first wank at 23
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>northern motorways
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>>76686771
Yes, I imagine getting married, having kids and having a long and fulfilling life with every single attractive woman I see
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>>76686857
me stuck in the mud on all fours front and centre
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>>76686812
>Romford
used to go to college near Romford (tho am from bow)

came out of the train station once and under the bridge there's a big electronic sign and one on particular day the message was 'Are you claiming all your benefits yet?'

absolutely howling

>barking

spotted dog by the station used to be a decent juicer when I was 16/17
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tingles lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DEhoGh6tA
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>>76686882
why are you in Italy / how many times have you been stabbed
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>>76686837
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>>76686774
You missed out on a good part of life mate
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>>76686813
hope they nick your """brass""" knuckles
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>>76686840

Don't think I will, old bill.
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>>76686857
Russia is east mate
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>>76686812
been to Romford dogs once and fucking hell that was an experience

just a bunch of runts with their kids running around sinking pints and watching the dog racing, carpet was saturated with booze
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>>76686898
found wanking pretty underwhelming desu

I certainly missed out on being with girls tho
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>>76686894
living here for shits n giggles

i have been stabbed zero times in my life but have had knives pulled on me several times

always the niggers with the knives
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define the attributes of a typical deano /brit/
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>>76686906
yeah mate, am deffo going to doxx you using a photo of some brass knuckles on the table

fucking spastic
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>>76686905

Three of these runts all looked 10 or 15 pounds lighter than me except for the one fat boy with them, and none of them looked like they lifted a single weight in their lives.

Just evening the odds in a 1 v 4 fight
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not a runt just hate successful people, it really is simple as
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>>76686916
>have had knives pulled on me several times
christ
was this mid 2000s? has it improved at all?
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>>76686915

try this
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>>76686915
But you didn't try it while you were a hot steamy mess of sexual energy (i.e mid puberty). Wanking kept me fucking going man.
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>>76686812
>Romford

SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
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>>76686813

they had brass knucks for sale when I was in Seattle and I really wanted them but chickened out in case my luggage got searched
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>>76686947
thought that was avocado for a second x
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blow it out your ass
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>>76686946
I suppose my formative years in East London where 2000-2007 then I lived in Sussex for a while then moved to Italy

not been back since but i assume it's been gentrified
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Gonna make a post
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>>76686813
>some pikey twats tried to start shit with me last week on my run
Where do you live?
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>>76686917
>has an undercut, short on the sides, long on top
>wears Moss Bros suits to his job at the local audi dealership
>did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>lives in a barratt newbuild
>drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
>loves the footie
>lives in Essex
>watches ITV when he comes home from work
>favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
>favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
>has a pug/french bulldog
>spends his summer holidays in spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp
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wish my willy wasn't so small so I could please women like a virile black bull
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real yank hours who up
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fucking a cock
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>Clacket Lane services, M25, Greater London
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need a new fetish, any ideas?


previous ones include:
thigh high socks
tights
pigtails
milf/mature
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Whats going to happen to the Hong Kong situation? It seems like most of the youth are very antibeijing, but the Mainland goverment is trying to crack down hard on any dissidence and flouting the treaty they agreed with the UK. The army locked down part of the citystate for its 20th anniversary celebrations the other day and they arrested dozens for example.

Is it conceivable that the UK would actually do anything about China breaking the treaty or are we so cucked thats impossible?
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>>76687014
breath play
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>>76686269
>>76686993
That's two cuck posts now, mate. What do ya gotta say for yourself
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>>76687016
not worth starting shit when we need all the help we can get Tbh
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>>76686947
heard almost only bad things from users

>>76686949
that may be the case but I never felt like a hot steamy mess of sexual energy, hence why I never wanked. I was just loser autist who spent most of his time playing video games or reading books. sex didn't really come into it, but loneliness did.
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>>76686989
learnt I was a deano today, wahey
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>>76687014
latex
traps
anal prolapsing
dildos
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>>76687014
piss
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>>76687014
Phimosis
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>>76687014
twinks
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>>76687016
we are terribly cucked, we are relying on China for Hinkley Point and other trade deals
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>>76687014
boys in skirts
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>>76687031
fuck that i want hong kong back
fuck China

it would be nice to actually gain territory for once instead of slowly losing it piece by piece over the decades
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>>76687014
cornetto
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>>76686989
short of the audi and the barratt newbuild I used to work with a guy who was a proper deano

he had a proper miserable life
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ate two cans of tuna today, the symptoms of mercury poisoning are kicking in
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small willy humiliation is the most patrician fetish
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>>76686995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEubdH8m0s

Here, listening to sad songs to make myself more sad for no particular reason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GapUEKYLE1o
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been through 1 gf, 1 night stand, and 1 fuckbuddy so far this year
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>>76687061
mate we can't even manage the territory we have properly let alone getting more again.

The UK has been an embarrassment since the 50s when politicans tried to hold onto our colonial assets and remain a dominant global power (suez lul) while the infrastructure at home was still fucked as a result of the war.

Since the loss of almosta ll our territories and the lack of investing in infrastructure we have slipped further and further down the country hierarchy. Stuff like the fervent brexiteers and the naive corbnites only continue to drag this country through the gutter. We will be lucky to be top 20 country in the world by 2030 at this rate.
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do brits say a can of x or a tin of x more often, asking for a mate with mercury poisoning
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>>76687061
tbf the young mean nothing politically
the working age and rich elite of the city may want to keep democracy but they want to keep close ties with chinese money, they wouldn't trade that for the UK
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>>76687114
FONT
O
N
T
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>>76687111
very good
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>>76687116
excellent post
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>he's gay

what the fuck
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>>76687116
nah
simply being an English speaking and highly educated nation will prop the UK up far longer than other post-superpower countries
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>>76687114
been thru 2 one night stands and 1 bf so far myself
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ordered a book from oxfam website, and they send it from whatever shop it's in

return sticker on the back says it arrived from the oxfam in marlow
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>>76687116
ermm sweetie, I think you need to be a bit more patriotic
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>>76687147
imagine his brown shitty hairy asshole getting fingered and fucked
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>>76687161
how bout I don't do that
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>>76687161
foul image
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>>76687161
will not be taking your advice on this matter
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>>76687114
good for you
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>>76686830
>expecting me to listen to this shitty accent when he hasn't brought evidence for the first 5 mins
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>>76687159
did it mate? did it really?

fascinating
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>>76687016

china told us to fuck off and they were taking back the whole of HK in about 1985, the balance of power has obviously shifted massively towards them since
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>>76687147
wtf i hate the chase now
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>>76687161
make me
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>>76687161
wish i didnt do this
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>>76687152
MRS BUNFIELD
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>>76686830
>those /pol/ retards mass downvoting anything they disagree with while simultaneously defending free speech as long as it involves brown people being dehumanised

reckon they should all be shot
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business idea: roleplay as a man pretending to be a woman on /brit/ for attention, whilst actually being a woman myself
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>>76687114

think i've hugged maybe 6 or 7 women this year. still a virgin. recently turned 29.
>>
business idea: make the yanks pay 250 years of outstanding taxes and fix all of britain's problems overnight
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>>76687204
i see what you did here very cunning
>>
Fucking hell lads Brexit's going to ruin us wish we could take it back. I don't give a shit about muh sovereignty I just want the economy to be doing well so shit's cheap and there's lots of money about.
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business idea: cold brew coffee
>>
literally impossible to keep everything in dulingo gold
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>>76687223
did you make that post on reddit yet, my fellow redditor ;^D
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>>76687223
Business idea: conquer Australia and make them our new slaves
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Need some good music I ran out again and I just don't know my own taste anymore. Think I'm getting old lads.
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>6 hours left of my shift

wanty die
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>>76687111
This is actually a fantastic video
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who /regretsvotingbrexit/ here?
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i am a 4chan man
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>>76687119
for food I say tin: tin of soup, tin of beans
for drinks I say can: con of coke, can of beer
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>>76687250
did the french one nearly 2 years ago and have probably tried to keep it brushed up 4 times since then, very grim
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Dreamt the words "grow up" and it jolted me awake with an empty feeling.
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>Rainy weather

Just how it's supposed to be. Cloudy so not too bright inside, not too hot not too cold, a nice cup of tea with it and playing my favorite videogame.

Way better than that 30°C negroweather sun shining on my fucking laptop entire day fuck.
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>>76687151
>highly educated
This is one of the few things we're just about holding onto although the trend is a negative one - not to mention parts of asia continue to move further and further ahead.

>>76687151
we, are anglophones, are very lucky to be alive during the era of English language hegemony but it will not last. It is not just the uk that is on the slope but america as well (and even places like australia and canada flirt a lot with regression and irrelevence). Parts of Latin America pull ahead especially as they continue to shake off american influence with china's fast development and india clawing at the rear. I would not be surprised if in 100 years it would be more benefital for the average first world non-anglo worker to be looking at mandarian (or even spanish) rather than english
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>>76687283
>brexshitters
>>
Hew lads x
>>
experiencing severe vertigo, panic attacks, bladder weakness and numbness in my hands

any ideas?
>>
>>76687301
this

hate sun, hate hot weather, hate summer, LOVE autumn and cloudy weather
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Last of the beer belly will not budge
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>>76687327
sit down
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>>76687327
sounds liek u've taken a stimulant mate
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>>76687283
no lad
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>>76687330
I've been losing shit loads of weight lately and it seems to be dropping off everywhere except my fucking stomach. Not happy.
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>>76687283
me desu

love eastern euros me
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might download GTA3, vice city and san andreas on the PS4 for £11.59
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alright I'm going to bed now
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are "lexiters" the most stupid voters in recent history?
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>>76687356
you can run all of those (for free) even on that mushroom you call a PC though
>>
>>76687366
It's the afternoon?
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>>76687283
nope, worth the fireworks desu
>>
>>76687384
can run them on mobile
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>>76687350

that's genetics lad
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>>76687401
>>76687401
>>76687401

early
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fluent in mandemdarin
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>>76687405
Think I might have to starve myself to get rid of it.
>>
>>76687384

can run them on my gameboy colour
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>>76687371
the fuck is a lexiter you big fucking gay
>>
>>76687457
not my fault you don't follow politics mate.

It's a person who voted leave for left wing reasons
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>>76687305
>parts of asia continue to move further and further ahead
no
maybe primary/ secondary schools but that doesn't mean much, and I wouldn't be surprised if asian schools take those tests like pisa a lot more serious and actually train for them
I mean tertiary education, asia has almost no good universities - maybe just in japan, hong kong and arguably korea. most asians have to travel overseas to get a decent education, and student fees are a huge business
unis in the UK will have their pull for a long time, especially for those training for certain professions like law

America isn't sliding into irrelevance simply by virtue of their size + resources, I've read historians that say the US has 2-5x a much fertile land as China. sure China has more agricultural output at the moment but they have almost no native forest left and their environment is fucked, america still has a lot of future growth potential
american influence in latinamerica isn't going anywhere as far as I know. I think more brazilians learn English than Spanish as a foreign language. trump's autism about nafta only effects Mexico, he's not going to pull out of the continent (and it's not like he'll be around for a long time).
most people in China are learning English, especially in the economically important areas and among the well educated. English is still a prestige language in India, it's literally the official language alongside Hindi.
though those are short term arguments, 100 years is a long time. can't really make any arguments about that
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>>76686986

St Ives Cambridgeshire

So they'll probably be a bunch of soft cunts too
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>>76685951
I think if we locked niggers up in cages and let them out in 30 ye-

Oh wait, we already do that and nothing changes.

Truly, chimps are smarter than niggers.
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>>76686028
Hello, Leo Varadkar
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