tgif edition
shart-free zone
*sharts*
tfw no gf
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 3.0
/CUM/ SLEEPOVER THEMED
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
WOULD LET SLEEP IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH GAP
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- ravioly county
WOULD MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THEM IN THE MORNING GAP
4- huntsville alabama
5- whatcom county canada
6- lane county oregon
AIR MATTRESS GAP
7 clack my ass
8-cucks county
9-denmark
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IS DENGUE SEASON GAP
90000001- my wife left me sinaloa poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE, IS DENGUE SEASON AND IS NEW YEARS EVE SO THERE IS CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE GAP
9000000000000001- the fucking idiot who reported my thread
tfw no anzu gf
HILL YES
i really like empire empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFG9NhA8TsM
>>76676836
hidden
Days of the week blend together since I became a NEET again
i need to save my money, but i could really go for an ice cold beer right now
>>76676872
go kys
>>76676962
I was going to yell at you but I like this too
Anything else I'm forgetting?
>I like cute girls
>>76676980
i kinda miss being a neet
anzu mentioned
>post in a lively thread
>it dies immediately
>>76677031
Reminder that carafag is a muslim apologist and thinks hating islam is a reactionary meme
On my way back from Colorado.
Weed isn't for me
>>76676981
Hold strong, bruv.
>>76677019
Idk, onion?
>>76677046
Talking about this one or last thread?
i have CDN$86,707 wat do?
asking for a friend.
>>76677055
He's a repulsive person, what did you expect???
>>76677073
buy me a car
>>76677051
rude man
>>76676980
I know that feel
was neet all last summer, got to the point I was going to bed at 9am and waking up after 6-7pm. I totally lost track of time and the weeks went by like nothing
driving at 3 am is chill as fuck though, best hour of the day.
>>76677000
what it takes to move forward is a really really good album
>>76677073
invest in bitcoins
>>76677059
Onion is based tho
>>76677104
im a night owl as well, and i once reversed my sleep schedule too. having the house to yourself at all times was pretty sweet, but everything was always closed
>>76677073
how little is that worth in USD?
>>76677121
I do this while on vacation time, eventually I start to feel depressed maybe due to lack of sun, I don't really know
>girl invites you to her roomafter months of chatting
>walk up and see this
what do?
>>76677149
$66885.49 USD
i dont know what to do with it besides my investments...
>>76677197
360 degrees and walk away
>>76677197
Give her my Donkey Kong
>>76677073
travel the globe and fund me to follow and be your guide, wingman, cook, bud, cleaner etc.
>>76677189
i only did it for a couple of weeks, probably couldnt hack it for too long, everyone needs sun
>>76677197
i dont speak to furries
>>76677197
go home
>>76677208
Spend it all to chip off some student debt? Do you have those in Canada?
>>76677197
I don't know what I would do
>>76677073
just give it all to me
>>76677197
fuck her
>>76677214
Good man
i'm a man of romance
>>76677208
Invest in firearms
They only go up in value
>>76677208
i'd buy a dirt bike
>>76677208
gib me 5k pls
>>76677208
buy me
Happy birthday eve Canada!
what should I do to alleviate boredom when video games dont fill the void anymore
>>76677208
Want me to go down and give you sucky-sucky?
>>76677311
Work out and drink
>>76677311
read a book
go on a run
start a garden
make pancakes
>>76677311
post on 4chan and fap
>>76677311
Out drink work
>>76677318
we already went over this, I cant drink all by myself
>>76677322
cant find the book I want to read anywhere except bookstores
too hot
my mom already has a garden
dont wanna
>>76677311
play rhythm games which are also coincidentally the only good video games
>>76677311
read history books.
im reading the decline and fall of the roman empire currently, great book
>>76677317
umm lewd?
>>76677311
manga
>>76677344
I can only play Hard on GH/RB and I suck at Osu/EBA
>>76677338
i drink alone all the time. it's not that bad
>>76677311
take naps and cry about how empty your life is
>>76677371
lol
>>76677338
>dont wanna
bit gay
Why don't you have a chi gf?
>>76676836
europoors get out
holy crap I actually agree with some of the things richard spencer says
>>76677392
i'm racist
>>76677392
because I hate Chicanos
>holy crap I actually agree with some of the things richard spencer says
I have to get all my pics back
>>76677392
I dare not approach yonder beauties
>>76677406
but you are a CHI
>>76677364
all garbage
play lunatic rave 2 for a true rhythm experience or stepmania if you're too casual for 8 keys
if you have to play osu play taiko or mania
t. rhythm expert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmlD5PzUnZI
a couple years ago i bought several VNs on steam and realized i had no interest in ever playing them
>>76677392
I would rather have a black gf.
>>76677338
Oh yeah, sorry. Don't have flags on my phone.
Listen to books from how2findtruth on youtube.
Buy guns and shoot them for fun
Socialize???
>>76677433
there is 0 hispanic blood in muh heritage
>>76677446
nothing wrong with this
>>76677446
kys
>>76677458
no, you are californian, and this a CHI by default
>>76677216
ya do want to travel to japan next summer or the one after that. i also would like to visit tibet in my lifetime maybe 3-5 years from now.
i have the beginner japanese test this december in toronto. that's a good idea.
>>76677269
i was thinking of taking a course that lets me pass the first motorcycle test and get my license, but it would be like scuba diving i'd never get to use it because it snows in canada.
>>76677317
then i'd have to tell my therapist what i did and i can't do him dirty like that. got to make it myself the first time.
>>76677438
>GH
>garbage
I'll fight you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEbYAh7a5Uw
>>76677471
this
>nothing wrong with this
>>76677392
a lot of them are already used up
Reddit Peaks is an okay show
>>76677429
CHIs are really good looking on average don't know what's with misguided the /int/ stereotype
>>76677392
See>>76677405>>76677406
>>76677429
Bet your fuccboi ass doesn't even know what "yonder" means
>>76677440
Disgusting 2bh
>>76677451
quite literally just visited a friend at his work a few hours ago to see if he wanted to hang out, and he said no
some "friend"
>>76677494
what's wrong with you?
>>76677516
oregon and california havent fallen into the sea yet
>CHIs are really good looking on average don't know what's with misguided the /int/ stereotype
>>76677474
>visit tibet
Why do white people romanticize mountainous goat fuck regions?
Pictures that rustle your jimmies
>>76677490
t. Paulie Ignatallazi
>>76677505
norma best girl
>>76677511
Fuck off, you racist.
i'm a competitive league of legends gamer
>>76677515
;_; sorry bud
>>76677533
Good post
>>76677543
based
>>76677560
*gaymer
>t. Paulie Ignatallazi
>>76677488
not even the best guitar based rhythm game desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgD2PDLvcKs
>i'm a competitive league of legends gamer
No clue where to put this 2.5K, no cryptos are catching my either. Really don't want to throw it away in an index fund either
hate california
hate missouri
>>76677547
Gonna watch episode one of season two now. I was a big fan of Hank shooting Leo. My girlfriend likes the show more than me though.
>>76677617
good man
>>76677613
buy a dirt bike
bye
I think people who are racist are one of the following:
Delusional
Sheltered
nonwhite
Or lying
>>76677636
motorcycle insurance is a pain and i dont want to deal with it
Looked at bikes today and the guy tried to sell me a $1000 dollar bike for commuting so I left
>>76677643
this
>>76677627
hope you didnt care about the murder mystery very much
>>76677643
Woops, arent*
>>76677636
That's not a bad idea actually, I used to love riding my friends but I fucked myself up really badly on it once
>>76677658
BTFO
>>76677662
Oh, then you're a retard.
>>76677617
>flag
>>76677643
>>76677662
Nonwhite here and a huge race realist(racist), so you can exclude that one from your list.
>>76677652
it's like what an extra $40
plus you can buy snow tires for it or make your own snow tires
i really want a dirt bike
Anine time?
>>76677695
Annimnal time
>>76677667
i've been traumatized before too, i understand
>>76677695
anine?
>tfw listening to 80's Madonna
>>76677686
no lol it's like 1k, probably 2k for me a year just for insurance
>>76677695
>>76677677
Don't care what you "think"
>>76677682
I didn't say all nonwhites aren't racist, but that its common among American nonwhites
>>76677695
amine
>>76677742
rude
>>tfw listening to 80's Madonna
>>76677677
poor argument
>>76677682
t. Falseflag
when i went to purchase my new candle today i saw two hijabis, heard three groups of spanish speakers, and saw four pro-gay bumper stickers
>"I-I'm not racist, I'm a race realist."
>>76677695
BIG ANIME TIIIIIIDDIEEEEEEEESSSSSS
@76677759
>>76677771
Never see any of those things here, except when the lawn service people are speaking to eachother
>>76677775
this
I thought motorcycle insurance was cheaper than car insurance?
>>76677741
shouldn't be more than 600-700 a year
but you did just recently get your license, right? so that makes sense.
just put it on your parents insurance
>>76677771
When I was in Colorado earlier this week, everyone was constantly trying to act anti racist, even in casual conversation. It was absolutely insane.
I also didn't see a single black or Hispanic person there.
Getting mixed feelings about what it'd be like to live there
>>76677773
Don't post pictires of yourself here
No one cares what you look like
>>76677775
Lolis!
>>76677801
depends on the motorcycle
but for a dirt bike, yes its cheaper
>>76677831
>Don't post pictires of yourself here
sick burn
went out for a walk and saw a black male/white female couple with two or three kids. not pleased
>76677791
Kiss it better /cum/
>>76677863
hang yourself
>>76677860
I'm VERY pleased.
>>76677844
is it by CC or how the cycle is used?
76677880
76677861
>>76677833
DELET
>>76677857
Thanks, it took me almost a second to think it up
>>76677860
Triggering post
>>76677861
>>76677791
>>76677759
This is the worst kind of posting on /cum/
If you can't articulate your thoughts, don't bother posting
>>76677771
Most foreign thing I've seen around were two black dudes buying shit at a store, you guys are doomed
A lot of Long Island voted for Trump, only places with large hispanic, african and chink populations didnt, plus where all the rich jewish celebrities are
Purple is drumpf
>>76677795
the hijabis are a very recent phenomenon here and the spanish was unusually high today
gay bumper stickers have been common here for years, I figured after gay marriage got legalized there would be less but it seems like they've only increased
Richmond does have the best public art college in the country and from what I understand many homosexuals have been moving here from DC
*tries to resist urge to drink sweet honey jack*
>This is the worst kind of posting on /cum/
If you can't articulate your thoughts, don't bother posting
>>76677930
pour it down the drain right now
>>76677899
they aren't even old enough to vote lmao
saved
>>76677771
Cool, everybody here is unfortunately Mexican
>>76677954
i wont drink, it's just hard
>>76677887
i have no idea
>This is the worst kind of posting on /cum/
>If you can't articulate your thoughts, don't bother posting
>76677899
I have 5k in my bank account
>>76677964
Are you pendejo? why would you want that shit here?
>>76677926
unfortunate, only problem we're facing here is illegal central american immigration and dumb rich cunts acting stupid with drugs
who here /unemployed/
For hating chis
You seriously have a lot of pictures of them. Anything you want to tell us?
>I have 5k in my bank account
*takes a fat bong rip*
>>76678004
I'm not
>>76678023
*punches you in the stomach*
>*takes a fat bong rip*
>>76678004
>>76678034
*breaks my bong over your head*
Imma fuck >>76677993 up
And >>76677980
And >>76677930
Imma fuck all of u up
Should I re-sub to Xbox Live Gold? I kinda miss Gears Of War 3's horde mode, though it's probably dead by now anyway
https://youtu.be/2XKMPCJfq_k
>>76678044
*rushes you and slams you into a wall*
Got called deadpan today
>>76678048
*Kicks you in the groin*
never seen an argument against racism that wasn't some stupid platitude or pseudoscience
>>76678048
Don't make me laugh
>>76678072
*calls 911*
never seen an argument for racism that wasn't some stupid platitude or pseudoscience
>Should I re-sub to Xbox Live Gold? I kinda miss Gears Of War 3's horde mode, though it's probably dead by now anyway
never seen an argument that wasn't stupid
>>76678115
This statement is a platitude
>>76678104
*runs into the night*
wonder how so called nonracists react when they see their daughter with a black man
>This statement is a platitude
antisemitism > racism
never seen a stupid that wasn't an argument
Have you seen "Get Out"?
/dixie/ is way better
never seen a sinaloan that wasn't stupid
Rude, I'm not even fat, but I'll take that as a no (for now)
>>76678153
They feel culturally enriched of course
>>76678199
Yes
>>76678219
jaja me gusta
>Have you seen "Get Out"?
>why yes I google all my reaction images and don't change the filenames
>>76678226
It's a funny movie and when he gets to kill everyone in the end it's pretty satisfying
Remember t.A.t.U.?
>>76678204
Tone it down, I never talk shit about Connecticut
>It's a funny movie and when he gets to kill everyone in the end it's pretty satisfying
>>76678269
Yes
https://youtu.be/0R6WIbx8ysE
>>76678286
that post doesn't even make sense
>>76678272
wish I had a cat desu
i've only ever had fish and a turtle
what the fuck is cum right now?
>that post doesn't even make sense
>>76678263
I hear he became a ne-yo nazi when he was a 3 year old. Practiced the salute daily after 14.
>>76678360
What
>>76678323
I've had fish, turtles, frogs, birds, chickens, ducks, bunnies, dogs, cats, a mouse and a sheep.
>>76678323
Cute animals and stress relievers but dirtier than a bloody dog
Parker Hartzler never accepted my facebook friend request
Lots of psueds itt
>that post doesn't even make sense
https://youtu.be/65GyQhllY0U?t=723
WTF, I HATE Canada now!
jump jump trampoline
>>76678383
t. king of irritating pseuds. jerk off over your test scores somewhere else
>>76678376
Cats aren't dirtier than dogs, stop your misinformation campaign at once.
>>76678382
What's his reddit flags?
>>76678323
i remember when i was a kid, me and my sister found a stray cat and brought it home to keep as a pet. it lived under the house and rarely ever came out
after a few years we had dozens of cats under the house
killing demons in the new DOOM is fun
>What's his reddit flags?
>>76678419
cute
>>76678376
my brother brought home a stray once and it shat all over the basement after he gave it fucking eggs and milk
it meowed for like an hour after he put it outside and then fucked off somewhere
>>76678416
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
>>76678393
ahahahahahaha he says he'll give up chili dogs and right as the new year starts he takes a bite xD
>>76678437
Giving cats milk is a meme, they're lactose intolerant
>>76678404
t. Wrong
>>76678437
trash
>ahahahahahaha he says he'll give up chili dogs and right as the new year starts he takes a bite xD
terrible thread
>>76678440
hmmm
>calgary is jimmy nutron
who knew
>>76678498
Welcome to /cum/
>>76678435
can i get a QR code on this living meme?
wish cum wasn't always shit from 10:00pm - 11:45pm
Glad to see Cara fucked off after no one replied to his post
Bamboozled
i was born during the year of the rat
>>76678546
You a fire rat as well?
>>76678415
I have had dozens of cats throughout my life so I'm absolutely telling the truth
Bet you haven't even seen my little piece of art
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive
>>76678419
Cats can and will become a pest if left untreated
>>76678437
Stray cats are tough, they require special attention to become indoor cats, and they never quite leave their street mannerisms
hmmmm
>>76678549
LITERALLY me
>>76678555
yeah
>>76678530
>tfw no misa gf
>>76678538
proud to be the spiritual successors of rome T B H
concerning footlouse;
>murrican looking the other way
really makes you think
>>76678549
what a handsome young man
1) Kill anyone who insults Islam or Mohammad. (Koran.33;57-61).
2) Kill all Muslims who leave Islam. (Koran.2;217/4;89/Bukhari.9;84-57).
3) Koran can't be doubted. (Koran.2;1).
4) Islam is the only acceptable religion. (Koran.3;85).
5) Muslims must fight (jihad) infidels, even if they don't want to. (Koran 3.151/8,12/2;216).
6) We the non-Muslims are pigs and apes. (Koran. 2;62-65/Koran.5;59-60/Koran.7;166).
7) Muslims cannot be friends with Infidels. (Koran.5;51).
8) We the Infidels are sworn enemies of Muslims and Islam. (Koran.4;101).
9) Infidels can be raped as sex slaves. (Koran.4;3 & 24/5;89/23;5/33;50/58;3/70;30).
10) Infidels the vilest of creatures deserving no mercy. (Koran.98;6).
11) Muslims must terrorize us (Infidels). (Koran.8;12 &59-60/ Bukhari.4;52;220).
12) Muslims must strike terror into non-Muslims hearts. (Koran.8;60).
13) Muslims are allowed to crucify and amputate us (Infidels). Koran.8;12/47;4).
14) Muslims are allowed to behead us (Infidels) (Koran.47;4).
15) Muslims are guaranteed heaven if they kill us (non-Muslims). (Koran.9;111).
16) Marrying and divorcing pre-pubescent children is OK. (Koran.65;4).
17) Wife beating is OK. (Koran.4;34).
18) Raping wives is OK. (Koran.2;223).
19) Proving rape requires 4 (four) male Muslim witnesses. (Koran.24;13).
20) Muslims must lie to us (Infidels) to strengthen and spread Islam. (Koran.3;28?16;106
replying to the kraut should be an instant ban
>>76678571
Slavery was the only thing on that list that's wrong by any metric. It's not a good list to compare the two
guess we should just plop some black prisoners in colleges
we need a black president
>>76678530
wow posting my gf very rude
How is the pronunciation of cheat different from shit?
>>76678646
>who is bill clinton
LOVE
IT ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME
>>76678659
long i vs short i
Finally getting tired again haha
My 5 hour afternoon nap fucced up my night
See ya cummybums!!
>>76678646
if obama was a real nigga he would have pardoned all marijuana user convicts
Why does everyone here hate muslims?
>>76678659
>>76678596
>(Koran.3;85).
>And whoever desires other than Islam as religion - never will it be accepted from him, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.
Mohamed calling me a loser n shit fuck that nigga
>>76678692
Are you Muslim?
>>76678692
You don't??
>>76678717
lets say I am
>>76678659
The "ch" phoneme is made by saying the "sh" phoneme, but blocking airflow from the nose, and delaying airflow from the mouth with the tongue, only allowing a quick pulse of air to escape.
Additionally, the mouth is opened while breathing out
Does this make sense?
WE'LL MEET AGAIN
DON'T KNOW WHERE
DON'T KNOW WHEN
BUT I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAY
>>76678739
Yes actually. So it's like し and ち.
>>76678770
>>76678734
>no hijab
m'kay, hajji
>I saw a guy walking with a boner
>He failed at hiding it
Some freak is looking at my boner
Got offered a job as a software developer, thing is I know nothing about programming, just the basics
I only got less than 4 months to learn as much shit as I can
How did this happen
IT'S NO PROBLEM OF MINE BUT ITS A PROBLEM I FIND
>>76678885
I'm not some freak
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Do ya?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Say yeah!)
EVERYTIME I SEE YOU FALLING I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND PRAY
If I have a single solitary brain cell I'd get off the computer this instant so I could actually go to sleep around 12 but since I don't i'm gonna keep browsing 4chan
>>76678932
its only 7:50 PM
first you fall down then you jump back up again
>>76678943
>Thinking everybody lives on the same time zone as you
wow, really self-centered
>>76678943
where? its 10:50 in the united states
>living outside pacific standard time
night night
>>76678968
only in the good parts
ALTHOUGH HE WAS ASHAMED HE HAD TOOK A LIFE JOHNNY CAMR HOME WITH ANOTHER WIFE
>>76678134
kys
>>76678153
record them having sex and sell the tape to some cuck so the abortion is paid for