Milk edition
I drink soy milk
>>76674525
cuck
>>76674525
you're gay
very, very extremely gay
How do you write that word that some black people use to refer to the police? Popo? Pohpoh??
>>76674456
>>76674525
>I want all the estrogens of regular milk plus some more
my life right now desu
>>76674597
>>76674601
arguments not found
"Ladies don't swear so what's your fucking problem"
Ah yes, the female drunk tank
>>76674605
first one seems reasonable
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0gTLACH6lo
Stop consuming nigger media
just woke up from a nap. i feel all hot and sweaty
>europoors
>>76674608
>fuck off
>im easy going
*thinks*
tfw no gf
just reported a hidden post without looking at it
I like how they made the almond milk drinker fat and brown compared to the fit white milk guy. Truly the drink for white supremacists
I'm eating a salad
>tfw no job
>>76674628
hello friend
>>76674665
not sure how that gif correlates
Objectively the best /cum/ gimmick.
>>76674628
shoo
>>76674682
it's what life is doing to him rn
>job listing up
>apply for it
>"we're sorry but this position has been filled"
>only after I submitted a resume and CV
OFFICIAL cum /ourgirl/ tier list
1. Misa
2. Baja
3. Taytay
4. Emily
5. Felicity
6. Emma
PPPPPPPPPOWER GAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
99999999. Cara
What would /ourguy/ tier list look like?
>>76674617
there have been no studies with the alleged estrogen in soy milk with regular men
>>76674682
I misclicked but I can think of several ways it can
gonna whip it out and attack the evening
later buds
>emma #6
>>76674733
awful list
>>76674733
/OURGUY/
>>76674733
where is Twiggy?
grim
>>76673519
>>76673519
B-but Asians are the best
>>76674757
she's shit senpai
the sun is starting to set
>>76674733
feels good to be on top
>>76674733
>Felicity anywhere but #1
>>76674743
>believing studies
lmao of course I believe shitposts on an Algerian scrimshaw collectors congress over the (((milk scientists)))
>>76674784
die weeb scum
>she's shit senpai
>>76674773
In my arms.
>>76674814
careful not to break her
that list is in noway official
im the official /cum/ list maker
>>76674784
Then why are the men so butthurt in America?
Twiggy is definitely not /mygirl/
>>76674832
you are the official /cum/ antagonist and thats about it
Official /cum/ posters tier list
1. me
>>76674803
two wasnt enough
>>she's shit senpai
Jews? I'm a fan.
<3
>>76674803
is this real anime?
>>76674862
>jew york
>>76674850
very small brain on you
Felicity
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IM NOT AT HOME
Love twinks
Hate bears and otters
simple as
>>76674879
>Jewssouri
Fuck off kike
>>76674889
>he watches aisan cartoons
brainlet
>>76674862
irl jews are so awkward to be around, they're like an entire race of that kid from high school who played too much of a single video game for his own good
hate /dixie/ gays
Shelly 2bh
>>76674902
go eat another bagel, shlomo
>>76674066
fudd/10 .
Is being a weaboo bad?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT GEORGE ISNT AT HOME
PLEASE LEAVE A MEEEEEESAGE AT THE BEEP
I MUST BE OUT OR I'D PICK UP THE PHONE
WHERE COULD I BEEEE?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IM NOT HOME
>>76674933
yes
>>76674933
yes.
now go hang yourself with barb wire
weebs killed my soul
>>76674940
I get this reference
>>76674931
>nogunz state
Just had a Cheerio burp. It tastes like copper and fish.
Just landed a new job, amigos.
deadass bought a box of frozen white castle burgers
>>76674964
there are no gun restrictions here. we get a bad rap though. as long as you dont live directly in Chicago
>>76674931
That is the best you'll get in downstate NY, we have cooler shit than most
never liked seinfeld
I made that reference first...
>>76674988
congratulations
germans? not a fan.
>>76674988
What is it?
Finally got fed up with Yahoo and switched to Gmail instead
>never liked seinfeld
guns are nice
>>76674989
love those
>>76674988
good job bud
>White Castle
don't know what you're referring to
Germans?
I'm a fan.
>>76675019
Welcome to the botnet
>hitler destroyed europe
guns are rice
>>76675012
Production Planner.
They just called me, I'll sign contract next Wednesday and my first day will be the 10th.
I'm Hitler ask me anything
America is still the good guy in this cold brutal world.
Hitler has relatives on Long Island, his nephews descendants
>>76674996
gun autism runs in my family, p much only buy old milsurp rifles. my dad has like a early 60's ar I think but im not into all that
>>76675052
me in the middle
>>76674525
>I drink concentrated estrogen
lol gay
insane thunder going on right now
>>76675096
*Top Gun theme softly plays in the background*
>>76674833
That's not true
>>76674808
That's rude
>>76675105
>p much only buy old milsurp rifles
Honestly couldn't tell you half of the guns we own, are antique guns a good investment or meme tier?
>tfw no rich gf from the Hamptons
hips n' thighs
>tfw no gf
>>76675171
this
>>76675171
>>76675179
I caused that feel
>>76675165
>Blacks
saw a girl I met up with from Tinder a while ago, today. She looked extra cute and we held eye contact for a bit but I didn't say anything.
I wish I wasn't autistic though
>>76675204
weren't*
>>76675058
>be german
>hold humanity back by 1000 years
>>76675146
really boring and gay movie
>tfw huge thunderstorm passed me by already
>76674733
>tfw don't know any of this names
>>76675198
much too skinny, I like thicc girls
>>76675149
They are. Nuggets have tripled in value in the last like 5-7 years. granted they are maybe worth like 300 now. But even with other stuff its going up wildly. My old man has 2 m1 carbines I think he paid a couple hundred bucks for in recent history(10-25 yrsago I think) and you cant possibly get one for less than a grand now.
>he thinks guys playing volleyball without shirts on is gay
>>76675247
10-25 is not a good jugment of years. I legit have no idea how long he has had them
business idea: get a gf
business idea: hang yourself
>>76675247
I have 2,500 dollars I was going to invest, recommend any solid guns I could pick up for long term gains?
business idea: find work
Business idea: Purchase assets
listening to kero kero bonito
business idea: nuke the western seaboard
business idea: pay a chinamen to make me double what i paid him
>>76675298
nothing american, importation laws are about to change and they are going to bring more old stuff back in. I hate telling people to buy nazi shit but it only goes up in value and people want it more and more.
soooooooo. buying a nice P08 might not be a bad idea. Also old french stuff is getting very popular as well for some reason that I dont understand
business idea: win the civil war
I'm skipping my daily fap to get the succ tomorrow.
business idea: get more business ideas
business idea: scam my investors and flee to cuba
>>76675436
>wanting to cum faster when getting the succ
k....
>fapping daily
patrician way to fap is to do it twice a day, every other day
>>76675374
i saw her live and she is a qt
>>76675477
I got death grip. I have to save up, otherwise it'll take me a fucking year to cum.
>>76675496
Too bad she gets pounded by this big asian cock every night.
>>76675239
newfag
>>76675429
>nazi shit
Watch your language wagey
What is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ
>>76675557
kid a and a moon shaped pool with the tracks alternating between one another
>>76675593
I love both albums, but why?
>>76675557
kero kero bonito
>>76675555
nuffin wrong with it
Everyone going to grill or bbq for 4th of July?
*abstains from alcohol and drugs*
>>76675653
faggot
>>76675653
good boy
>>76675663
retard
>>76675681
canadian
>>76675653
Good lad
>>76675690
shitskin
Hey hey let's not bully each other. North Americans should bully Worst America (South America) instead.
i'm noticing this odd trend on reddit of gifs of happy things happening to people getting tons of upboats. But all the gifs are only of black people.
>>76675646
I wish I had asian metabolism instead of these amerifat genes
>>76675653
BOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE
>>76675610
sounds good nigga
start with burn the witch, alternate the tracks (keeping the transitions between decks dark and desert island disks and between idioteque and morning bell the same) and play with a ten-second crossfade
Fucking Christ I spent the last 45 minutes refreshing the old thread. Don't mock me pls, /v4/ sometimes lasts up to 3 days
>>76675741
She probably doesn't eat that many burgers every day like you do
>radiohead
probably won't drink tonight.
that's 2 days in a row!
>>76675741
Dude just eat less and exercise.
>>76675746
>ten-second crossfade
yeah I have no idea how to do that but I will try to alternate the tracks thanks for the idea m8r
>>76675813
Good, remember to abstain from alcohol and drugs
imaging being such an idiot that you dont realize everyone moved to a new thread
>>76675780
how many images have you filtered?
im well into the hundreds and still see many of ryans posts
>>76675813
why not
>>76675813
there's a good boy
>>76675777
Digits recognized.
Imagine being so autistic you constantly refresh a tread that's slow enough to last for three days
>>76675823
I eat less than most and still am fat. It's the same with my mom and dad. I could exercise more though but I do walk a lot.
>>76675849
I don't filter images, germany and Taiwan are the only countries I hate enough to hide
i doubt i eat more than 800 calories a day
>>76675876
What does a typical day of food look like for you? How much do you exercise?
>>76675889
I hated filtering germany there are too many of them. fk has fewer images than you would imagine far less than ryan even
who the fuck is ryan?
>>76675952
chink lover
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay6bSDyfOp8
Leave cum for a week and suddenly anons are addressing each other on a first name basis
>>76675867
I'm not bright but I'm blaiming the fact it's my 5th night shift in a row
C: drive failed
Installing chrome as I write
>>76675997
hello jamal
Why is he so perfect?
>>76675971
footkraut?
Wait, you can filter images? How?
my name is jack
REGULAAAAAAATOOOOORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYD3gLCXXuU
I go by Kara
Thanks for the (Yous)
>>76676119
you're a really subpar poster
do you guys wanna hear something sad?
cleaned my room
Lehigh is my BESTEST friend
I am exceedingly drunk
>you're a really subpar poster
Hidden
>>76676173
k, let's hear it
might do some jap learning. thoughts?
>>76676196
good boy
*snaps u
>>76674456
can african americans into lactose?
I'm starting to find feet attractive, should I kms?
>>76676220
>>76676220
woah
Ahh yes, the botnet
Like I never left.
>>76676256
as soon as possible
SeaMonkey is the thinking man's browser.
depriving myself of sleep two nights a week I think is the difference between me and the people who end up in rehab
>>76676294
>BARE JUICES
recommend me a wallpaper
>>76676319
>>76676319
>>76676319
>>76676319
your favourite of several dozen solid colours
>our
>>76676201
lol he just called you sad TRICKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnYcj4B1bx8
>ywn live in San Francisco
>>76676319
>yore
>>76676385
its funner to walk
more tiring tho
>>76676319
one of my favs
>>76676385
best city on the west coast imo
>mfw place to stay there
being connected has its benefits
>>76676319
this
>>76676334
>those dimensions
>>76676385
>>ywn live in San Francisco
Thank GOD
>>76676382
h-h-heh, funny....
heh.........
thinking about putting a bunch of 5 gallon hydroponic buckets with tomatoes and then 1 bucket with a weed plant on my houses awning.
>>76676447
>tfw I get uncomfortable walking down the street because sometimes I start thinking that the people driving by in cars are making fun of me to their passengers
these creepshot memes make my sad
>have to reinstall my visual studio (for cl), sublime, and unity
Guess I'm never going to program again
>>76676469
Hope you live in a state with legal weed
>>76676493
tomatoes grow so much faster that I feel like I could just put a ring of those around the one plant
whos gonna know?
>oneitis doesnt message back on runescape
o-oh
>>76676481
I make fun of people on the street to my passengers. You should be worried.
>>76676519
the neighborhood grannies
>>76676528
fuck you
Me and my buddy Antonio were rating cute and sexy girls on our way to downtown, apparently we have pretty similar standards and tastes.
Good fella.
being pure is hard
*takes a picture of you and posts it on twitter*
Got the house to myself. Going to walk about sans clothing lads.
>/int/ gf keeps ignoring my replies
*thinks impure thoughts about leafs*
>>76676575
>he doesn't live alone
Embarrassing
>>76676575
spent my birthday in my birthday suit
twas a naked man that replied to you that day
@76676577
*keeps ignoring you*
ive posted here for years and barely know the /cum/ lore, my head is full of more useful information
>>76676577
I'll be your new gf anon
>>76676560
delete it
>twas
>>76676613
cum lore is useful and interesting
>>76676633
are there people autistic enough to chronicle it?
>>76676613
what's more useful than knowing which californians are gay baseball loving commies with trash taste in best girls?
>>76676630
knave
conneticut-tier post
>>76676643
yeah. gonna publish a book on it someday
>>76676643
i remember someone having notes on all of the recurrent /cum/ posters but he never posted them
The mulatto hasnt been here for years.
best I can tell its me and lmm-janny)henrico)
than toronto
>browsing 4chan during class
>I do this often,
>I'm the only guy in classroom who knows English
>So I'm "safe"
>Laptop wide open
>"What page is that, Paul?"
And I never know what to reply
Any suggestions?
>>76676613
It was all started by a Canadian back in 2015. I remember it all right down to Virginia. You should be ashamed of yourself, canuck.
>>76676664
twas me
>conneticut-tier post
>>76676646
thats not even /cum/ lore thats just the current gossip, california is a relatively recent force in /cum/
>>76676664
i think he catalogued all the measurements and weights of the posters that divulged them
>>76676672
ive been posting here for at least 3 years dumb plebbitor
>>76676663
ill buy it
>>76676681
/cum/ is far older than 2015 bud
>>76676681
who was the first cum celebrity?
>>76676697
This is honestly debatable.
Down on the ground Tyrone!
>>76676679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE
Play this
>>76676691
>/cum/ is far older than 2015 bud
december 2014
will not be debating this with a negro
>>76676681
It was started by an American, I don't know the year
Then, in 2014, a Canuck revived it and that was it
Has been up since then
>>76676735
if thats the case i came here shortly after it was created because i browsed /int/ heavily in highschool i was in the graduating class of 2015
i'm sure i've been here for at least two years
>graduating HS in 2015
im a /lat/ refugee
>>76676765
I-I bought another copy of skyrim. C-Can you start making a new TES now?
>highschool
>Graduating class of 2015
>>76676773
>not being part of the greatest class
I've been here since I was a little girl
me irl
if you didnt graduate in either 1995, 2000, 2005 etc you should fucking off yourself immediately
>tfw graduated in 2010
>>76676735
been here the hold time
if someone ever found those posts I had taken pics with several yuge glasses of scotch on my keyboard
i made the first /cum/ thread
why do (you) like short girls?
guys i made the new thread hurry and bump this some more so we can migrate
>>76676858
cause they're cute
>>76676860
You dumb fucking idiot
>>76676880
you were gonna make some shit edition eh?
I am a patriot
>>76676858
I like them either way desu
>>76676858
i'm short
I like cute girls
>>76676907
same
I like the Mexicans more than the Canadians
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