/brit/

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ajajaja

/luso/

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>Friday night

Why are you here?

we're all in here >>76663517

>>76663517

>>76663517

>>76673401
new town for work
no friends whatsoever

>>76673406
hola beto

>JFs crying over making the new thread

>>76673365
I fucking love Fellowship of the Ring. I don't just think it's the best Lord of the Rings film, I think it's probably the best fantasy film ever

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I know posting muslim memes are amusing but is anybody else worried that we do it too much?

I noticed yanks are taking it seriously

Literally every single film is fucking shit. Watched a whole bunch are they're all fucking crap

Prove me wrong

>>76673443
Yanks take all memes seriously because they're fucking uneducated idiots

Just don't understand how to make a girl my gf. One day we're meeting for the first time, the next I'm thrusting my erect willy into her? Mental.

wish i lived in the shire. seems like an extremely comfy existence. aside from being enslaved by orcs for a while.

fuck off early cunts

>>76673298
gender is a meaningless word no matter which way you spin it
either it's the same as "sex" or it's "consciousness"
gender roles (should be changed to just "gender" with its useless connotations removed), now that's a useful and scientific term for certain societal expectations based on sex

>>76673427
No doubt about it. Conan is a strong second place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw

>>76673456
Three words: Master and Commander

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>Yanks take all memes seriously because they're fucking uneducated idiots

utterly hate all of tolkien's work
overrating boring nostalgic shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf3_-5UO1J4

made a new vid lads

>>76673493
Rasheed

Absolutely going to shitpost tonight after the Lions get btfo

>>76673306
yea fair i just put that down to the fact they're new at it. it's still usually pretty entertaining but not always

>>76673491
its true

you're fucking morons
I bet you own a pepe shirt

>>76673491
Literally me in the pic

Not a fan of you

>>76673538
>i bet you
yeah okay

>>76673514
wrong
fuck off

spilt seed lads

*farts*

>>76673578
good man

Name some films with better original scores than the Lord of the Rings trilogy

I'll wait

>>76673482
then again, i guess i suppose our "infinite" genders are useful as short hand for listing which gender roles you conform to
but i don't think most people care to learn that up front and then remember it in the form of a pronoun that, to the snowflake, symbolizes their knowing you as a person without you needing to do any work to actually have meaningful conversations with them
so yeah, don't like it

eating a McPizza

anyone else here ever play lord of the rings online? vanilla and mines of moria were GOAT

>>76673595
The Great Gatsby

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>>76673595
Tokyo Drifter
Fistful of Dollars
Kill Bill

>>76673595
cat on a hot tin roof
american psycho

there's tons

>>76673616
No but I played this game called Battle for Middle Earth 2. It was basically LOTR-themed Age of Empires lite. Pretty comfy. Sadly not on Steam

>>76673595
K-on movie

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Pirate scumbags

>>76673653
yes it is

>>76673595
the incredibles

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You are the only people I talk to on a regular basis apart from my family

>>76673672
Why do you post the image of candles?

>>76673688
b-but yank girls are fat and disgusting

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>>76673667
HOWLING

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Elliot taught us that women aren't really persons, just grotesque entities that assume a humanoid form.

think of them as symbiotic aliens that have incorporated some of our DNA into theirs. They feign human emotions and have assumed a neotenised set of features just like domesticated cats have.

Women are not persons, they should be a nationalized commodity, and distributed equally.

Even they would be happier that way, as their evil is so twisted, it is self-destructive.

>>76673688
5th from right, white dress and glasses

mm yes

>>76673688
are they irish?

necking myself

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level 3 geometry lads

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ah yes
the weather

Elliot Rodger posting is an ascended level of memeing for only the most enlightened and magnificent philosophers

a fucking leaf

any leafs want to give me a tldr on the 'first nations' abbos there

kind of find the whole canada/alaska/greenland inuit scene really fascinating 2bh

>they never got scurvy despite living in an environment complete devoid of anything to eat other than whale/dolphin (and the odd dead polar bear) meat, which as it happened, had more vitamins per square mm than 10 whole fucking oranges did

Can't be arsed to post

>>76673518
Who are the lions and what are they getting BTFO at

>>76673801
alaska here. I would but can't be fucked unless you have specific qurestions

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hallucinating this but duller and more blurry

the drinking age in my country is 21

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>>76673845
hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goOYBaLFcvw

;'-(

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>1 July 2017

>>76673845
dude alcohol lol

>>76673830
hyenas are finally taking their rightful place as the king of the plains

>>76673801
obviously they didn't get scurvy because of their diet then

Why do the youth in Dublin Ireland have american accents
https://youtu.be/8VdhrFB-ZUU

>>76673901
mexican nigger

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*smirks*

who /footfetish/ here?

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>>76673872

Find it funny when foreigners think Brits care about rugby, cricket or anything that isn't football

Care more about the under 21 England team losing to Germany than I do about the lions tour or the champions trophy

he used the N-WORD

>>76673855
is that styx?

>>76673942
I find that it's mostly deanos and poshos that are into sports other than football
Everyone else doesn't give a toss

day 2 of nofap, making progress

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OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL

>>76673949
why is the mexican nigger so offended by the word nigger

Post more comfy Lord of the Rings tunes

/hoc/

he did it again. quick someone stop him before he provokes ww3

>>76673942
agreed. rugby is fucking shite

mexicans aren't real people

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw

>getting up at 10pm

Holy shit he's losing it

>>76673842
what remnants of their shamanistic history remain there?

find it sad they converted to christianity with the russians who invaded them first. would love if they had just held on to whatever crazy shit they believed in originally, instead of just a bunch of churches you can see literally fucking anywhere

>>76674054
vocaroo despacito

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>>76673943

>>76674032
LoTR is absolute kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QfHKv86gRQ

>>76673942
soccer is for the 3rd world

>>76674096
mboko

>>76674096
they use their ancient religious symbols like inuksuks as cultural symbols

>>76674126
Mate you live in a sheltered bubble and you have no idea how irrelevant your shitty made up sports are outside your own borders

Hurling is the only sport that actually matters

>>76674163
everyone knows soccer is big everywhere. it's because any shitskin povvo can kick around a ball for sport, it doesn't require much.

chicahahahano

>>76674163
yes i do. thank the lord we americans create something instead of trying to be like every other country

>>76673365
literally ordered the lord of the rings from amazon this morning and idk why. i think someone was shilling them early this week and it got in my brain subconsciously

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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

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>>76674163
>mfw when they call it the "world series" when they are the only country who takes it seriously

>>76674205
>sports need to have big fancy, expensive equipment instead of pure skill
Yanks

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I reckon Reviewbrah actually gets a lot of play
He's one of those autists who's awkward but actually really confident and happy with himself

>>76674224
yeah you "created" the game that 14 year old schoolgirls play across england and renamed it

well done

>>76674228
it is the most popular sport in japan

>>76674227
>Jeremy-Corbyn-laughing-007.jpg

good lad

>>76674224
like basketball and handegg? oh wait

>>76674131
Hate this gimmick

This Machine Kills Fascists

>>76674225
It better be the extended edition, lad

>>76674239
enjoy your shitskin sport lad

>>76674262
cool post retard. gas yourself

>>76674277
the books, brainlet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N4FHSLD3dQ

did you ever get jobs/do volunteering during your sixth form summers? both of them

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hm..

>>76674329
need one for smelly brown mexicans haha

any of you lads up for a meet up where we can 'cide together?

>>76674350
Utter drivel

>>76674354
ya

>>76674304
lol no I just played videogames all day

>>76674350

dont think that's thucydides

>>76674388
it's unironically true

>>76674395
hello asian mascuinity/hapa

>>76674395
i'm attracted to asians

>>76674354
Deffo

thanks god i am not white, so i can have sex with an asian girl without feeling guilt of betraying the race

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>>76673704
They are though

started unironically calling good films 'kino' irl
what 4chan memes do you use in real life, autist?

>>76674461
GOTTA

>>76674354
Off Beachy Head?

>>76674485
GO

>>76674472
Started calling things memes
As in 'Jacob Rees Mogg is a meme'

>>76674463
ahahhaha

>>76674391
>>76674457
Was thinking carbon monoxide poisoning. Apparently it's pretty peaceful. Just need a pipe and an old car and we're set.

>>76674517
amazing

>>76674517
fuuuuucking hell
don't post anything like this ever again do you understand me?

>>76674472
dont cause im not autistic

ifunny.com

>>76674472
sometimes banepost irl

>>76674559
do you prefer ifunny or 9gag?

>>76674551
>i'm not autistic
check again, knave

>>76674517
mind if I save this?

>>76674528
Would like to go out in style
Perhaps near a relgious place of worship of a particular religion
If you know what I am saying

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http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/world/bronx-hospital-shooting-1.4186657
>murican hospitals

going to slit this mexicunt's throat

>>76674576
why gulags are good and necessary in one pic

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>>76674627
HOL UP

Got a date tomorrow lads. It will be my first date with this girl. Any tips pls?

>>76674624
Jesus how deano can you get

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>why gulags are good and necessary in one pic

>>76674679
FONT

suppose i better go to bed. night.

>>76674679
FONT

>>76674717
*kisses forehead*

what kind of town name is truro haha

>>76674736
This is just childish. My dad's pretty nouveau riche but he doesn't act like this. What compels people to be like this?

post pirate choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi24A30X27s

>>76674750
It's a city.

>>76674750
truro is a city you CUNT

>>76674787
>>76674788
what kind of town name is truro haha

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afraid to go to sleep in case I die because I've mixed benzos and alcohol

>>76674736
nice eyes, probably cute, would fuck his mouth, cum on his face and pull his hair really hard

>>76674782
loved the songs on that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxX4YjOx1TA

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>12,000 people
>a city

>>76674819
you deserve to die you dumb fucking stoner cunt

>>76674819
is that actually possible? if so I'm going to try

>>76674819
How bad is that?

>>76674819
On the ol diazepam and phenibut myself

>>76674679
I need an actual answer here.

>>76674870
FONT

>>76674765
yeah course he is m8

*pushes you over in the corridor*

BBBUNNNNDDDDLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

>>76674679
good luck

>>76674870
FONT

>>76674886
Fuck off yank this doesn't concern you

real babestation hours

hahhaahha

>>76674956
Thank you :^)

>>76674958
FONT

>going on a date
Just invite her over yours and shag her up the shitter ffs

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>Fuck off yank

>>76674949
*pulls your bag really hard*
SEATBELT

Don't take MY word for it ... just hear what (even less-trustworthy guy) has to say!!

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*Lurches towards you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd6xc56fdeQ
choon

living paycheque to paycheque? sorry, this is just your fault, you just need to work harder
*boards my jet that my daddy paid for with his laundered money*

As someone who voted for Brexit, it was a huge mistake. We should have waited until we were a stable country with a cross-party consensus and a fully recovered economy before attempting anything like this

*dies in a rat infested trench from poison gas at age 16 with all the lads i grew up with*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

*yanks down your tie so the knot becomes so small and tight you can't undo it*

PEANUT!

rich kids should be sent to jail

>>76674304
Yeah worked in a shitty shop full of cunts all summer, fucking shit

Haven't worked retail since

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>>76675057

yanks mentioned

the poor should be put in jail

>>76675057
Lol I have some old school ties lying around that are literally like pieces of string due to too many violent peanutting

not had a wank today
going to do a wank

theyll be sent to the gulag

>he didn't go to an all boys grammar school

howling at the state of you

*Weird groan*
Lemme feel your muscles, boy.

>>76675008
me on the left

>>76675078
t. Theresa May

>>76675091
Go away Purple Aki.

>>76675101
Why are you posting these?

IRISH SUBHUMAN

what's the fucking point in ireland?

just look at it in streetview and anywhere in ireland looks like it could be anywhere in the UK

no idea why it's romanticised so much

>>76675078
they already are, that's the entire purpose of the penal system, the legal system and the police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

The Rave That Saved Europe

>>76675187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iKjo8qVmm0

shame modern socialists hate white people so it's impossible to vote for them if you are white without being a total cuck

haitiANO

>>76675170
good

>>76675209
Ok getting boring now

You're just poor because you don't work hard enough.
*calls up my daddy to wire about 100 thousand to my bank account so I can spend it all in 1 weekend with Stacey*

Got terrible diarrhoea lads, genuinely considering going to hospital ahahaha

>>76675228
you're a broken record

>>76675226
>modern socialists hate white people
no we don't

what is even the point of /brit/ honestly?what are we are you all even posting about exactly? what is the point? just endless verbal diarrhoea with no cohesion from post to post. what is is /brit/'s endgame exactly? just pure autism is all it is if im honest. will not be posting here again, going back to /a/ where we actually have stuff to talk about byyeeeeeeeee

if I was super-rich I still wouldn't drink champagne or wear yanky wanky brand name clothes

haitiANO got angry

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>>76675261

weird how absorbing TheReportOfTheWeek is
its like hes so uncharismatic he wraps all the way round to being charismatic again

like anticharisma

>>76675295
hello nigger

go on, post your trite memes

>>76675261
yes you do and so do the politicians that represent you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082527/Diane-Abbott-Twitter-race-row-MP-faces-calls-resign-racist-tweet.html

off for a ciggie

brb

there better not be a new thread by the time I get back

>>76675162
romanticised by who?

>>76675349
those arent deanos those are pedos

>>76675349
the gulf countries really need to be put out of business

end the dependence on oil

>>76675362

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11244687/Labour-front-bencher-Emily-Thornberry-sacked-over-prejudiced-flag-tweet.html

Beer is fucking disgusting. There's no appeal at all. It tastes like fucking battery acid mixed with vile piss. Even the smell alone is enough to make you vomit. It's just fucking horrible all round

Vodka is far better

I know they're all 'sheeds but do you support Qatar or Saudi in the long run, for the good of the UK and the white race?

Por-Qatar tbhh

This instagram spammer reeks of the Bradley poster

Same fucked up filenames, same passive aggressive air

who is our best ally and why is it America?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZFNy8vXEVM

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my family is rich
they paid for my uni tuition and make about a million a year i think

but aside from the tuition thing i have a totally normal life and they dont give me any free money or anything
seeing all these champagne/private jet posts makes me feel a bit ripped off desu - im not getting any perks from my lucky top 0.01% parentage

>>76675057
i used to put a 50p in the knot to protect it from that

Ummmmm obviously not all Jews are out to get us but it's an undeniable fact that America is under total Zionist control sweetie x

>>76675442
Qatar are the shias yeah?

>>76675439
All alcohol tastes fucking disgusting
If it didn't get you pissed, literally nobody would drink it

>>76675439
I thought the same when I was little, but then I went to Spain and it was either 9 EUR for a single (UK double) vodka or rum and mixer or 2 EUR for a half litre of beer.

It made me like beer pretty quickly

want to go and fight ISIS, but i'm not a commie so i can't join the YPG
what do?

>>76675503
I wouldn't drink beer if I was paid to

>>76675509
>ugh, do I look like I'm made of money

>>76675521
isis are done

>>76674782
https://youtu.be/bRLzfoySFWc
The classic

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the frog: yank
the cat: brit

>>76675500
cider is nice
i like mojitos too

>>76675521
Syrian Arab Army has a foreigner outfit

https://www.newsdeeply.com/syria/articles/2017/01/11/analysis-the-fifth-corps-and-the-state-of-the-syrian-army

>>76675481
Umm, majority Sunni, but the Sunni Shia stuff doesn;t really affect Qatari life/politics/society.

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>All alcohol tastes fucking disgusting
>If it didn't get you pissed, literally nobody would drink it

>shia

https://youtu.be/1kXIO7HcdX8

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>What did you do? You presented your baby to him so that he could try to rape him. First in the mouth. Then in the anus. Watkins can be seen spitting on the boy’s bottom to facilitate his attempt. You can be heard and seen encouraging him. Could there be a greater betrayal?

can you get cider from a corner shop?

>>76675550
it is a classic but this is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EpYEM6KfjI

>>76675632
Why not walk in and find out?

>>76675521
make it quick lad trump's already in so they're gonna get knocked the hell out

>>76675632
yes
not good cider though

The Replacements are really good lads

>>76674782
>>76674827
>>76675550
I miss the pirate lads on my ship from that game ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_H1_nkoAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIAfkpDHJwY

>>76675650
>good cider
you mean the hipster shit in glass bottles

>>76675623
I don't resent people with money like this - they can spend their money however they like as far as I'm concerned. But I don't understand the desire to broadcast gloating pics like on social media

>>76675649
thought he said he had a secret plan to defeat isis in 30 days
its been like 150 days
explain

>>76675632
what sort of question is hhis?

>>76675442
both are wahhabist cancer states that need to be destroyed

Edging closer to 30 and still kissless. I'm not that arsed, its family judging me for it that bothers me.

>>76674782
Pirates vs British Navy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZ7V8LYFaM

>>76675678
He's arming them

>>76675698
>>76675698
>>76675698

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>>76675677
>backgammon
>he's iranian

>>76675574
>>76675592
fancy coming round for some non-alcoholic beers lads? it's the disgusting taste you like, not getting drunk right?

>>76675623
those names literally mean nothing, they might as well be JJB

>>76675678
There's a possibility that he might just not have carried it out or formulated such a plan yet.

ALL YOUR CD RACK

WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK