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>>76669219

Very respectable edition.

>early threads

I miss the authoritarian days.

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>>76669219

>>76669219
>>76669239
notice how many collection times there were?
now there's like one lol

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BIG FAT SHITTER

I think /brit/ is starting to get lots of brit/pol/ migrants. They have a horrible problem with runs making new threads way before bump limit while good conversation is happening and nearly all the new threads lately have been less than 300 posts in.

Miss the custodian.

stop reddit spacing josie

>>76669363
>even Janny goes out on Friday night

pathetic

brainlet: abolish gay marriage
brain: allow gay marriage
big fuckin' brain: abolish marriage in general

Jews ruined the world.

dunny plumpf is not my president

Someone call the Janny

NOW!!!!

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

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LITTLE

>>76669406
been reading engels?

>>76669427
>girl
umm no sweaty x

>>76669406
this
the overwhelming impression i get is that lefties don't really want to dismantle the system, they just want to flip the system around so that the previously disadvantaged (they typically fall in this bracket themselves) are now the advantaged

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“There can be no discrimination against gays. I’m against gay marriage.”

>>76669427

:)

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>brainlet: hate the janny
>brain: love the janny
>big fuckin' brain: janny is a spook

You lads gonna watch the ruggers later?

>>76669444
>yurosmalls

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>>76669406
Allow marriage for all adults, but transfer all tax benefits from marriage to parenthood.

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can't wait to go to bed so I can have one of these when I wake up

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>>76669406
Hi Mr Shapiro

>>76669406
gaylord

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Flirted with a French Canadian girl lads

>>76669465

Yes dad

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una perro vela caca

why do leftists hate white people?

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>>76669466
NEED A BIG TRRRRUUCK TO DO MAH BIG TRRRUUUCK THINGS CUZ IMMA BIG MAAAN IN COWBOY BOOTS YEE HAW

*proceeds to drive to the office and park in a paved lot*

>>76669508
Don't get this caca meme

>>76669473
honestly made me a bit queasy seeing that, need an MP with BIG FUCKING JUICY TITS not Mrs May's

>>76669511
>why do pakis hate whites

Jealousy

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>>76669466
>ameritragics

>>76669501
montreal girl i shagged a few times is on a billionaire party trip in monaco with a lot of men around
she complains to me i don't give her enough attention when she lives halfway across the country and pulls this shit

>>76669511
You're arrogant, annoying, wasteful, cowardly and parasitical.

spacex are sending people into moon orbit next year

>>76669514
>>76669541
do yurosmalls ever feel inadequate about their small countries and small everything lmao

>>76669548
she's getting bukkaked by fat hairy arabs right now

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anime

>>76669560
glad american taxpayers are getting something for their money

>>76669552
antisemite

>>76669560
Based Elon

>>76669579
We don't pay for that

Wanted to post something but forgot what it was. Maybe you lads can jog my memory.

>>76669541
MUH gear stick big manly man driving le manual car le so manly so fast wow amazing so difficult xDDD

there's something seriously off about elon musk
he's dangerous

>>76669571
i couldn't care less, her only redeeming qualities are her tits
usually i put the minimal amount of effort in to keep the possibility of banging her again open but i'm considering just ignoring her completely

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Hate Muslims x

Love a nice Russian lass

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post antisemitic memes
>>76669589

>>76669568
looking down and seeing our dick instead of a big blob of fat makes up for it

>>76669594
yes we do. we pay for elon musk's musky balls to fuck around with nasa and spacex which are both going approximately nowhere. not memeing, they got like 1.5 billion for spacex

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>british houses

JUST

ranold zlumph is NOT my president.

>>76669613
Did the man shift the gear

>>76669612
you're gay and are getting gay married to another gay, following the gay marriage law passed in (g)erm(a)n(y)

car pool with 3 coworkers every day and they all like country "music"

>>76669568
>muh 200hp 6L veeyate with a three speed slushbox
>muh BIG STRONG MURRICAN CHEBBY TRUCK

>>76669615
The part where retards buy into muh revolutionary co2 neutral propulsion that's actually unexpectedly environmentally hazardous and unsuited for the mass market and actually support it with taxpayer money to only create yet more billionaires?

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>A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA

>>76669615
Hes the most important man alive

>>76669560
>>76669591
reddit

ever noticed that every lad who doesn't like sports in general and only likes football is an absolute ponce?

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>tfw no sissy little britboi

why live lads

Absolutely gagging for some exercise

>>76669663
post your 50hp 0.9L french shitbox please
>a-at least it's a manual right? that's what makes it manly

>>76669703
hi x

>>76669391
really should only be one a week

>>76669658
play some Billy Joe Shaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJ4HbaNVrM

>>76669658
nothing wrong with that

>>76669700
no
football is a lads sport
benders and other assorted posh nonces tend to like rugby

>>76669568
Have you ever considered that big doesn't necessarily equal good? Your orange emperor is absolutely enraged that smaller German luxury cars actually outsell your Lincoln and Cadillac shitbarges even though Detroit are good guys who dindu nuffin wrong.

>>76669700

Half of Europe and south America lol x

>>76669751
bigger is better

the fuck are you looking at?

>>76669700
don't get people who only like football
it's an alright sport, but there are so many better ones that it makes all the hype over it seem daft

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>>76669691
he's literally r*ddit: the billionaire

>>76669744
every song is the same
i don't mean this lightly, i mean they are literally all about the same thing and have the same chords and the same stupid southern drawl accents

>>76669690
A better world than has ever been seen. A kingdom of conscience. A kingdom of heaven.

>>76669718
want my 8 inch cock x

>>76669745

*flops and cries*
*kisses my mate*

everything about britain is small including the minds of its people that's why they get mad about things like large vehicles and big houses and space travel

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>Have you ever considered that big doesn't necessarily equal good?

Yes, yes I have

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>Your orange emperor

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>>76669706
Manly is correctly estimating the required tool for the job, instead of hopelessly overdimensioning everything to make up for your lack of skill in control. Literally everything about the consumer market in the US revolves around making things as convenient and fail-proof as possible to cater to the biggest, laziest morons in the world.

>>76669794
pics x

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I WILL start dieting tomorrow. I WILL throw out my chocolate bars and fizzy drinks. I WILL stop going to Greggs and McDonalds for lunch. I WILL exercise every day.

>>76669744
>>76669779
i should clarify - i don't mind that they like it, i mind that it's the only thing that ever gets played
AND they unironically trash my taste in music even though i never bring it up or try to play it

>>76669745
>this is the gay sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwiOTXzr4Y
>divegrass is for real lads

>>76669837
whoa, can that subaru really pull 50kg of firewood? holy shit, that thing's doin werk boy!

Just got a FitBit lads. Pretty nifty piece of kit imo.

>>76669837
>look at my small shit country with its dying out people

germans are a joke

>>76669901
>57%

Missed >>76666666

>>76669853
I started doing this 4 weeks ago, I've almost lost a stone since then.

going to bed

night

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>>76669927

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>>76669876
Somewhere between 1.5 and 2 tonnes, which is exactly adequate and would in fact not even fit into your faggot truck bed because all you can haul around in it is your handbag.

>look at me being so manly in my oversized shitbarge toy, gggrrrrr, I've got more things to prove than you can even imagine

>>76669945
what have you been doing for exercise?

>>76669977
>>76669977
shagging your mum

things benders do
>like rugby
>vote tory or lib dem
>wear cologne
>have tattoos
>have piercings
>drink wine
>go to the gym

things Good Lads do
>watch football
>vote labour
>beat up toffs
>guzzle pints
>play actual sport
>mock slags
>call shia kuffar

>>76669975
>Somewhere between 1.5 and 2 tonnes
holy fucking shit dude!

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>>76669966
*tucks you in*

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>>76670008
genuinely fantastic post lad

>>76669977
Running 5k every other day.

I think the major thing I did was stop drinking about 2L of coke a day and just switch to water to be honest.

>>76669853
*gives your belly a rub*

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love the Prophet
hate Shias
hate kuffar

Simple as

why is this german so insecure? literally who cares that we drive big cars

>>76670008
I guarantee I could drink you and all your 'footy lad' mates under the table

hello where are the welsh gfs

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based German lad

Yanks LITERALLY cowering in fear behind their monster trucks

>>76670056
why are you so insecure that you have to justify owning a big car with needing to do heavy towing or whatever that you never actually do?

>>76670013
As I said, entirely adequate. I'm fully aware that your shit trucks can tow five or eight tons if necessary, but when do you ever pull this much weight, other than your bulk bags of insecurities?

>>76669975
there's nothing wrong with driving a big truck

>>76670100
welsh women are cunts
t. welsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoGl-ut8970

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AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

>>76669444
whats with muricans and pick-up trucks/hiluxes? why would you want one if you're not a farmer or tradesman or whatever?

>>76669975
>>76670109
>1.5 to 2 tons
>subaru forester towing capacity: 1,500 lbs
oh so not even a ton... hmmm
>>76670106
I literally drive a civic

>>76670123
There's nothing wrong with driving a big truck for work. There's everything wrong with drivin a big truck for no reason. You fat retards think you individudually or collectively can afford doing shit this wasteful for no reason, but you can't. Not in the long run.

GOT A BIG OL TRUCK AND 2 PITTBULLS
IM ONE TOUGH CUSTOMER
Please dont pay attention to my height tho

what a fucking banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbf1EtLP7s4

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>there's nothing wrong with driving a big truck

did 269,000 steps in June

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If penis size is proportionate to shoe size, and inversely proportionate to the size of your vehicle, then it's no wonder Yanks are absolutely fucking terrified of clowns.

>>76670173
wow you really got me there by mistaking the general "you" for the specific "you"

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>>76670100

>>76670173
Because fat shitcunts who get their drivers licenses out of vending machines can't be trusted with towing.

The Forester is rated for 4,400 lbs in Europe because we actually know what we're doing.

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howdy pardner

>>76670207
you are not the banterous german, fuck off

>>76670193
>Can you hear the people sing

>>76670230
Modern day John Wayne

>>76670173
>>76670225
SCREECHING

>>76670181
even if i drive a big truck and don't need it for work that's fine too

you're idea of "you can't do it because you can't" doesn't hold much merit

i'll be dismissing it and anything else you have to say

>>76670224
come to butthead

>>76670225
>The Forester is rated for 4,400 lbs in Europe
screaming. cite a source that rates that generation of forester for 4,400 lbs

>>76670247
Proto-Yank

>>76670346
not from ontario sweaytey x

>>76670173
>>76670247
>>76670289
>>76670297
>>76670308
>>76670312
*sharts*

It's the story of one who turned from hating, a man who only learned to love when you were in his keeping...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbcZmCc7rg

just farted

>>76670383
Brit on vacation here

>>76670383
NAY

>>76670385
that came out in 2012? fuck time

unironically love the canadian people desu

>>76670385
It's the story of slaggy fairies learning to put out for the King of the Forest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjclME_BM4

>getting this upset over what people drive

I remember when I was 16 too.

>>76670312
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Forester

>Anhängelast
gebremst in kg
>2000

It's common knowledge for car guys that the same models are rated for much higher tow weights in Europe. Has to do with how the trailers are set up in terms of tongue weight, also with towing speeds and driver skill. Also cars in the US are rarely rated for towing at all anymore so that Detroit can sell more shitbarge trucks. Even my 90 hp diesel Corolla is rated for 1300 kg towing.

Where do you keep the scouse gfs around here

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got called a gayboy at work

>>76670431
deserving you

Imagine unironically looking this good

Truly boggles the brain

>>76670453
that's what you get for being GAY

>>76670442
>no citation
ah yes, thanks for this great source
>continues to sperg out over our big cars

>>76670453
you gay?

>>76670443
A Scouse gf would be worse than a Whakatane marae girl

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>>76670442
>Even my 90 hp diesel Corolla is rated for 1300 kg towing.

>>76670493
>>76670508
no, I'm just a bit effeminate

>76670489

ruined your chance, scrap this post and save it for next week

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wanna go back 8 years when i just went to school and came home and played CoD lads

>>76670519
Sounds like a compo situation to me

Do you need a lawyer?
I'm no win no fee

>>76670514
more like Northern Poorhouse

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>>76670515

Would it

>>76670505
https://www.subaru.de/fileadmin/downloads/modelle/forester/preisedaten/forester-preise-technische_daten-ausstattung.pdf

>Anhängelast, gebremst bis 12% Steigung
>kg 2000

How much more citational than Subaru themselves do you need it?

>>76670519
friend of my father was effeminate
came out in his forties, was gay all along
stop lying to yourself gayboy

Going rafting this weekend lads, who wants to come with?

>>76670519
gayboy

>>76670517
just imagining a 1000kg fwd shitbox towing a 1300kg trailer. howling

need janny to delete this filth

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feel like pure shit just want him back x

>>76670541

>running home from school to play runescape

The days

>>76670519
bender

disturbing choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vykJ9QcnpVc

>>76670453
Report them to HR

>>76670560
I used to work with a white but clearly moari freckley long red hair Nagti Porou girl in Taupo that spoke fluent Moari

Used to give me a boner all the time

>>76670560
janny

>>76670541
joined a clan for cod4 and still talk to one of the clan members to this day. technically known him longer than i've known half my real life friends.

>>76670598
me and my mates used to actively stop spending time together in real life, go to our respective homes and spend time together virtually instead

>>76670613
Will save this for some /x/ browsing later

>>76670598
yeah that too
played that so much in 2007/2008

>>76670560
Why are they so much more attractive than abos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBLvgUY1HUA

snares

>>76670622

Some a real cuties

Some are grotty as kek usually the ones who were beaten by their dad's are quite masculine

>>76670560
>pierced nips

DANGER DANGER BART SIMPSON

>>76670566
>wrong generation
how can you expect me to take you seriously when you can't even differentiate between model years? and it looks like the top trips of the latest generation can do that, which is clearly not the one in the pic
howling

>>76670668
Because they're not related at all?

why do old people in contemporary-set movies/TV shows watch the same 'back in the day' things on TV that old people 30+ years ago apparently did?

did literally the entire world watch nothing but Buster Keaton over and over for 80 fucking years before they eventually decided to create a second channel or something?

>>76670671
>someone changed their mind over 2years

wow im shocked

>>76670687
>not wanting a bad girl
Shame lad

>>76670671
Reminder he claims bennies in the UK

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>tfw no gf

>>76670560
who else in this thread has sucked on a pierced nipple b4 ;)

>>76670681
Yeah a lot of them look the spit of their brothers but when they're hot they're fucking hot

tantalising choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBuNvxjJJ8

The only girl for me is a pure Mari virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OR-LoJcxeg

>>76670566
Different countries have different methods for limiting the tow rating.
The US has a more restrictive set of regulations than other countries use, which is why our tow rating is lower.
Because of the higher tow ratings in other countries, additional features are added such as trailer brakes, the transmission coolers, different OEM hitches, etc. These features are a result of the higher tow rating, not the reason for it.
tl;dr you're retarded

>>76670590
1340 kg empty weight actually. And as I said towing an equally heavy trailer isn't an issue if you're not going about it like a complete idiot. Not Europe's error that fat yanks think they need a three quarter ton truck to pull an ATV around.

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>>76670739

>>76670741
Yeah a bit of pus came out...kinda ruined nipples for me to be honest. I guess it was infected?

heemed my goyphone screen

do I

a) take it into the store next week and have them fuck about with it, but get a genuine apple screen
b) get this imend lad to come out and fix it at my house tomorrow, unsure of screen quality


hmmmmm

>>76670716
What ever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American.

>>76670794
>h-h-haha, we have higher rated towing capacities because we're better drivers and smarter!
>>76670792

>>76670792
That's basically what I said higher up. Different regulations resulting in different tow technique. Also towing without trailer brakes is completely moronic to begin with and you deserve to die in a fiery crash if you attempt it.

>>76670809

Lawd

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>>76670739

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>anime will become real in your lifetime

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>>76670747
>>76670681
>tfw no ta moko gf :(

>>76670700
No shit?

>>76670668
mauri are polynesians who went to new zealand like 200 years before the europeans got there

abos were in australia inbreeding for tens of thousands of years

>>76670841
>Because fat shitcunts who get their drivers licenses out of vending machines can't be trusted with towing.
>And as I said towing an equally heavy trailer isn't an issue if you're not going about it like a complete idiot. Not Europe's error that fat yanks think they need a three quarter ton truck to pull an ATV around.
I don't know why I'm even entertaining this retard

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>>76670846

Anybody wanna wank with me on skype?

7.2 x 5.8.inches

im quite fat tho :3

>>76670741
>else

>>76670843
It tasted a bit like lemons....

things i do not like: nonces. thailad.

things i like: pints.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_iSrFXnxtM
the asmrfu

>>76670903
alri pintman

>>76670915
Shameful

>>76670859
still don't get how abos fucked up so much
honestly feel a bit sorry for how useless they are

>>76670919
alri

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might wank but there's a lad in the bunk bed above me

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>>76670915
Hans off MY waifu

>>76670982
ask him to wank you off

>>76670885
this is /brit/ not grindr

>>76670915

Mukbang is such a gross word

>>76670982
Hostel?

muslim but ive been out for a few pints and currently scoffing fish and chips

am i integrating

>US regulations

one of you yanks do something useful

how come, despite being more of a nanny state than most countries in europe including the UK (it's absolutely true before you start screeching, your OSHA and industry regs generally are more stringent and limiting than ours) do so many of you die and get injured in industrial accidents compared to western europe? is your populace really that dumb? what exactly is the point in all that regulation? is it, as i suspect, to fight off the compensation culture you have?

not really expecting an answer, i know most people on this board are unemployed

>>76671021
Fuck off we're full

>>76670991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlC4FA_Gn2Q
there are enough qts for both of us

>>76670881
Attempting to educate you thick headed fucks has stopped being entertaining a long time ago, I don't know why I keep trying.

>>76671027
>do so many of you die and get injured in industrial accidents compared to western europe?
source? very much doubt per capita we are much worse

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>>76670995
>>76670982
>dorm rooms are common in the USA

HOWLING

can't imagine sharing my personal space with some rorke
"land of the free"

>>76671027
I'm amazed at how many car accidents yanks have given their roads are so much wider than ours and they all drive automatics. How the fuck they end up going into each other is beyond me.

>>76671021
you probably a shia innit? you probably a shia innit?
they all kuffar

Fully appreciate the efforts of the other Germanposter. The only question that remains: if I'm not Danejew and he clearly isn't Danejew. Then where is Danelad?

boy bums

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/06/30/wolves-brown-bears-could-return-british-countryside-naturally/

fully approve

>>76671078
>Because fat shitcunts who get their drivers licenses out of vending machines can't be trusted with towing.
>And as I said towing an equally heavy trailer isn't an issue if you're not going about it like a complete idiot.
>Yeah but like I said, the differences are purely do to regulations like you said haha

>>76671090
Not going to lie i was really hoping id get to have a roommate in uni, was quite disappointed when i got my own room

must be nice to have a mate around all the time to chat shit with and stuff

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Would fucking this make you a nonce?


Thailad, you turned on?

>>76671104
Their driving test is piss easy and they're all shit drivers.

The UK is one of the safest countries to drive in though so every country apart from Sweden and Norway iirc is shit for driving compared to us.

>>76671090
theyd be very common under communism

>>76671139
>massacre of middle-class yuppies going on walks until the bears eventually get shot by farmers

seen any good gay porn recently?

>I used to be cruel to my woman
>I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
>Man I was mean but now I'm changing my scene and I'm doing the best that I can

>>76671182
No, virtually all gay porn is shite.

t. gay

>african bloke at work started going about how god is real because miracles

shame thought he was a nice guy

>>76671207
mboko?

>>76671158
nonce

/r/AskGayBros/ is literally about sweaty hairy fat Reddit neckbeards shagging each other's hairy shitty bumholes

>>76671207
Why is it a shame, are you going to stop being friends with him because his views are different from yours?

tfw boss man from chippy fully skanked man on chips

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business idea: don't die in my sleep from benzos and alcohol

>>76671139
i've literally never seen a wild deer in my life.

>>76671139
not celebrating until a lion decapitates an ethnic at the edge of London

>>76671081
http://www.hse.gov.uk/foi/fatalities/2016-17.htm

136 last year

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/dep_fatcat.html
"More than 4,500 workers lose their lives on the job every year."

not even going to bother quantifying that any further, i am right, it's far less safe to work in the US than it is here despite your much more stringent regulations

so, how big of an issue is the compensation culture really? i know of four people who've sued their employers

>>76671182
not really. There was a cracking thread on /gif/ but that was a rarity

theres so much more straightporn so its much easier to find HQ het stuff than gay stuff. Additionally, 90% of heteros have the same interests: seeing a shaved muscular guy with a big dick fuck a short girly girl, so its easy to make het porn that everyone likes.

with gays some people like twinks, some people like bears, some people like twinks fucking bears, some people like bears fucking twinks, etc etc so the market is very fragmented making it even MORE unlikely you can find good quality stuff of your chosen type of porn

>>76671247
nah i will be, but its just annoying because i had assumed he was a sane well adjusted person up to that point

>>76671207
Africans are like that, used to work with a guy that would talk about talking in tongue and talking about god and crazy old testament stuff being facutal, we'd hang out on the shopfloor (tesco, me security, him produce) and have hour long religious debates 3 times a day

>the UK and Ireland getting mad about the haka

Top zozzle

>>76671207
really strange how people can seem totally normal but hold to seriously weird delusions like that. bet he thinks shit like mermaids and fairies is made up though. bunch of crazies them religious folk 2bh.

>>76671207
africans are very religious
explains their backwardness

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>>76671104
Americans don't drive dangerously DESPITE their moron-proof road network and cars, but BECAUSE of their moron-proof road network and cars. Doing things without thinking about them is completely self-explainatory for American culture in general, that's why they don't see anything wrong with spending their work commute tweeting Facebook updates or eating dinner behind the steering wheel. That's when you get retards running red lights and t-boning each other.

>>76671104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate
We're about on par with the european average though

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>>76671207
>wah someone';s views differ from me
>they must be a horrible person

>>76671139
That URL vs the actual title

*Posts a pony*

>>76671207
they seem incredibly gullible in terms of religion in fairness. like you could go to some village in the backarse of nowhere preaching some shite you literally made up on your way on the bus down and you'll have half the fucking country behind you in a matter of days

>>76671311
>>76671310
>>76671307
He's a highly intelligent man and very well educated. sorta caught me off guard when he started mentioning how he'd witnessed faith healing stuff and how it was likely that there was some legit metaphysical power behind it.

NEW

>>76671370
>>76671370

>>76671338
>261,367 dead in China

Fucking hell

>>76671296
>not even going to bother quantifying that any further, i am right
you're not right. put that in terms of per capita. we have a ton more workers than you
I can't imagine being this retarded

>>76671342
man is the animal

>>76671341
>>76671247
its not that he disagrees with the guys view
but rather that the guys specific views indicates he has poor critical thinking skills and doesnt care enough about the truth to spend the <4 minutes necessary to realise his belief is retarded

get it right you fucking plonkers

>>76671383
early again you boring arse

>>76671338
European average probably includes Albania and Serbia and shit

>>76671338
Yeah, if you include half-Russian slav retards. But American traffic is ~2.5 times as deadly as German traffic per capita and ~1.5 times as deadly per driven distance, even though we have a highway network with no general speed limit, and even though our road network is far more historic and far less accommodating to driving convenience. I've driven in the US before I even got a license, that's how easy it is over there.

>>76671338
I was referring specifically to us. We have lots of small narrow roads you can hardly see around. Driving can be a right pain but our accident rate is so low.

I've driven in the US and I just can't see how you can fuck it up at a rate anywhere near a little Euro village hidden in hedges with roads barely wider than the car can.

>>76671375
The guy I used to work with was, he was working full time and doing a PhD in some subject or something

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>>76671398
Sounds like you can't handle the idea that people disagree with you and are too scared or lazy to bother discussing it like an adult. You sound like an arrogant twat with very little substance to back up being one.

Just witnessed a family member making tea for the first time; he first puts the hot water in, then adds milk. Only afterwards does he add the teabag.

anglo: analytical narrowminded fool
african: continental socratic genius

>>76671512
Ah the American cousin over for a visit?

>>76671512
Good lord, the Empire is in trembles.

>>76671489
You are a lot more cautious driving on small roads like that. We have a lot more highway drivers and higher speed limits.

>>76671387
hmm yes i forgot the US has 30 times the industrial working population of the uk

don't you dare ever reply to my posts ever again yankoid

>>76671512
Thats a mistake, it makes the tea more bitter

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>>76671566
>higher speed limits
Are you sure about that?

>>76671577
literally. not that far off

why does everyone drive manuals here? literally r.eddit: the car

>>76671566
>We have a lot more highway drivers and higher speed limits.

you haven't ever driven on our roads, have you? even runts rarely follow the speed limit, i regularly go 20 mph over and think nothing of it and that's not at all uncommon

>>76671611
Yes
>>76671653
Wow, literally the same thing here. And the same thing in every country.

>>76671512
>Just witnessed a family member making tea for the first time

is he a toddler?

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>you haven't ever driven on our roads, have you? even runts rarely follow the speed limit, i regularly go 20 mph over and think nothing of it and that's not at all uncommon

>>76671650
Better control over the effective torque in the rev range on smaller engines.

Americans all drive autotragics because for their boat anchor engines it doesn't matter at what speed they pull the car around, they'll blubber along at 2000 rpm through the viscous coupling the entire time.

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Which one?

>>76671566
You've literally never been to the UK have you? Spent a lot of time travelling and Britain has far higher speed limits than America not to mention literally everyone in the outside lane is doing 90mph anyway while yanks are far more often following the speed limits.

>>76671720
>follows limits meant for cars with half the power and half the manueverability set in the 70s

is this what it feels like to be a turborunt?

>>76671370
>>76671370
>>76671370
NEW

Think it's time to give the ol' plums a bashing

>>76671801
Post pics of said plums

>>76671775
I can't even begin to dissect the inaccuracy of this post. It's hilarious you think that the average person going 20 over on the highway is exclusive to your country.
Look at any interstate highway speed limit compared to yours. Then add 20 to both if that makes you happy
Great anecdotal evidence by the way, it means a lot

>>76671683
bullshit, i've spent enough time driving on your roads and it fucking infuriates me how slow people go, your highways are like being stuck in rush hour traffic on an A road over here

>inb4 muh state differences

driven around CT, MD, texas and cali and i'd say that gives me a good idea of what it's like in most places

>>76671882
I can't even begin to dissect the inaccuracy of this post. It's hilarious you think that the average person going 20 over on the highway is exclusive to your country.
Look at any interstate highway speed limit compared to yours. Then add 20 to both if that makes you happy
Great anecdotal evidence by the way, it means a lot

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>>76671858
>The standard speed limit is 70 mph for rural interstates, a 45 mph minimum speed limit, 65 mph for other 4 lane divided highways, and 55 mph for all other highways.
>All Dual Carriageways and Motorways with a barrier (all of them) in the UK are 70mph

So what you're saying is, on average, the UK speed limits are higher and therefore you are wrong?

Hmm

>>76669853
fuck off to yankland fatty