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Much Ado about nothing edition.
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any canada day plans lads?
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came my pants lads
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non-whites? not fan.
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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
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>Just got in before the nonce thread

Close one.
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if you had an infinite number of monkeys what would you do with them?
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>>76665973
usually don't like german threads but u did good hans

don't like to be seen condoning pedophillia and anime by posting in those threads
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>>76665995
Depends, how did I come to acquire these monkeys?
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>>76665928
making nanaimo bars
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>>76666002
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>>76665969
jocks are pretty funny until you actually meet one
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>>76666015
nonce
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>Tfw 6'5" and built like a rugby prop

Would literally crush any runtoid in this thread into dust.
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>>76665969
despise so called scottish people who type in their accent
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>subjectively, i value my independence and free time more than the status i get from being employed.

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
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>>76665995
train them in agriculture
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>>76665995
get them to write me up some shakespeare
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>>76665995
coalesce them into big massive ball so large that fusion would begin and it would become a star

or would it instantly become a supermassive blackhole since there are infinite?
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>>76666041
Bad plan, there's always more monkeys to train
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>>76663878
Do you bite your thumb at me sir?
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>>76665969
>2%
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>>76665995
explore outer space, i have the mass for fuel now.
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>>76665969

Been to Kirkcaldy and a nearby place called burnt island both grim t b h
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>>76666012
nah too late the monkeys have ran away
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? ?

? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?
>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit
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>>76666060
thats romeo and juliet
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>>76665995
Take over the world.
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>>76665995
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES
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>I've whitelisted
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St Edmund will always be the true patron saint of England not that Palestinian Turk
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Weekend going great so far.
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>>76666033
sco.wikipedia.org
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>>76666118
Fuck
Hey nonny nonny
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>Featurt airticle
>Margaret Thatcher
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>>76666108
alri boring cunt
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>>76666108

>Wait all week for the weekend
>too tired from being wagecuck when it comes
>waste it and do nothing
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>>76666125
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HATE "gym culture"

LOVE the feeling of my muscles trying to explode out my skin
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TUNE BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXeN2FsE7w
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>HATE "gym culture"

>LOVE the feeling of my muscles trying to explode out my skin
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Awoo!
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>>76666227
Cute
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>>76666227
DETEST the scotch race
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beer before or after wine?
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>>76666227

Not a syllable
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>get an email
>see it's from Louis CK

Hello folks. It’s been a long time since I’ve written to you. I’m doing it now because I’m offering a new film on my site and app called “Check It”. Here’s a trailer.
Check It is a documentary that I saw a little over a year ago at the Tribeca film festival here in New York. Steve Buscemi is an executive producer on the film and we were, at the time, winding up production of our series “Horace and Pete” (also still available on my site/app). Anyway Pete, I mean Steve! invited me to a screening of this film and I went because he’s a good guy.
The film knocked me right over. It was an amazing emotional ride. It was funny and moving, I learned a lot and it gave me a lot to think about after.
"Check It" was made over 4 years. Directed by Toby Oppenheimer and Dana Flor. It’s about a gay black street gang in DC (the only one documented in the country) made up of kids who were living on the streets and easy targets for violence and harrasment. They started this gang to protect each other. They made a family where they didn’t have one.
It’s not an easy film. It takes on life right where the rubber hits the road. What made me love it was just the kids themselves. They are like any kids, like anyone’s children. They are trying to cope against terrible odds, they are funny and full of hope and life. Their lives are difficult and complex. They are very generous in sharing this with the filmmakers and you, if you watch the film.
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>>76666125
having a patron saint who was born in your country is tryhard desu
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DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT UUUUS
sir
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>>76666261
SNP should be burned at the stake 2bh
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>>76666261
Why is Green so low? I thought they were far left?

>>76666271
Not reading a word of this
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post your ancestry lads

no sheeds allowed
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>>76666317
100% josh worthington
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just watched jess willard vs jack dempsey

hella frickin brutal
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche

>The Daily Mail, in its serialization, commented thus on the book: "The most incredible revelations concern Barbara Roche, a little-known MP who was immigration minister between 1999 and 2001. During this period, she quietly adopted policies – with Mr Blair’s approval – that changed the face of the UK." and "She changed the rules to allow more work permits to be issued, especially to people who would previously have been considered asylum seekers. Stephen Boys Smith, who was then head of the Home Office’s immigration directorate, said: ‘It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a “holistic way” she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society.’"[

>The daughter of Barnet and Hanna Margolis[3] she was educated at the Jews Free School, Camden Town
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>>76666265
Wine on beer is very dear. Beer on wine will cause some pain. Or something like that. Basically always progress in alcohol content with your drinks, otherwise your hangovers will be even more biblical than they already are. I hate runts that expect you to join their rounds of liquor shots while you're still sipping beers.
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>>76666261
so SNP are overrepresented and the rest are pretty much fine in terms of the percentage of the general populace that are bent
fewer gays in SNP please
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>>76666317
Deano
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>>76666317
Mboko
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>>76666317
I'm a roman of greek origin
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>>76666261
Serious question, is there a book about why scots such leftie mongs?
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>>76666227
You're twisting my melon man
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>>76666271
>Anyway Pete, I mean Steve!
ah yes, the so called ever popular yank humour
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>>76666190
Trying to comfort myself with the thought of spending money on a rowing machine so that I can do something for my health without having to attend a sweatymen cave.
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>>76666349
do people in the uk say this?
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>>76666331
Why do Jews want less white people?
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>>76666332
right m8 ty
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>>76666332
liquour then beer, in the clear
beer then liquour, never been sicker
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>>76666331
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>>76666332
Where does Kopparberg Mixed Fruits factor into this heady mix?
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>>76666366
hello nigger
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>>76666361
only if you're a 90s ecciehead from manchester
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>>76666316
dunno greens are irrelevant outside brighton

i will never understand how greens can be so fanatically pro immigration. how are we supposed to live in a green society with the current levels of immigration
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>>76666361
No, now fuck off
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>>76666406
you're twisting my melon dude.
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its an eccie no a piercing pmsl
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>>76666396
alri lad
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>>76666422
Mugged me off there lad, you can stay
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>>76666344
>This anti-Conservative position—reminiscent of the pre-1886 electoral position—has been attributed to Margaret Thatcher's perceived advocacy of American monetarist policies that were leading to the closure of traditional Scottish industries. This was at odds with the past Scottish Unionist position of "service to others and to the community" and was graphically illustrated by the cool reception she received at the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland when she made her "Sermon on the Mound".

funny thing is that it never used to be like that, conservatives (read: unionists) were the biggest party in scotland in the 1950s
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>>76666317
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>>76666401
Because pollution can only be caused by white people m8.
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King George and Old England forever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISjSXsb1xU
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>>76666480
>and Irish
>Master race

Oh I am laffing
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ethnonationalism is the answer
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>>76666370
Complete bollocks.
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Finished my last day of school yesterday.

There is a Leavers Ball which seems to be some sort of ghastly yank prom-inspired event where everyone gets together one last time for drinks and music.

I hate school. hated hated hated hated hated it. I'm very happy to be going to university and although i did make friends at school im completely willing to totally cut ties and never see any of them ever again.

my mum really wants me to go and keeps badgering me about it cause she spent 20 quid on the tickets and is incredibly tightfisted. i dont want to spend one millisecond longer at this school than i have to.

what should i do? go or no go?
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>>76663878
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>>76666492
kino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw
50min of bliss
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Gas the Thebans, Peloponnesian War now
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What do we about the "gay problem"?
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>>76666547
FUCK OFF literal child
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>>76666547
literal actual child
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Can't cope. Just gonna descend into total obesity
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>>76666554
screaming
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Liberalism is a gateway to leftism, which is why roches love it so much. Blacks and browns are more likely to rebel and oppose the institution of private property than whites
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>>76666362
So they can rule over the entire world with no opposition
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>>76666547
you'll never see them again, try and shag someone
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>>76666666
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>>76665973
take over the grime scene
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>>76666541
complete fact

if you start on beer you gut gets used to processing the liquid quickly since its low percentage and you drink loads

so when you start throwing some 40% in there that gets processed quiickly too and it fucks you up quickly

whereas if you start strong your body takes it easier because you lay it on heavy to begin with

it rhymes for a reason you dip
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lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgqj075JJZA&t=73s
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>>76666579
Fuck 'em.
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>>76666579
remove the kikes and most problems will go away
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>76666561
I want an hour long loop of Reviewbrah cleaning/lounging by the pool listening to shortwave to put in the background at all times.
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communism will win
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6
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Deport all niggers
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reckon pints are alright
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reminder to be silly just like Sir Billi
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What do you lads think of beards?
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>>76666547
You're actually a child fuck off.
but tbf i wasn;t allowed to my prom for"naughty behavior" so I say go
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GAYGEN
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>>76666630
Watching this with the British Grenadiers playing in the background. Does this make me bizarro Rorke?
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>>76666628
WEIN AUF BIER, DAS RAT ICH DIR.

BIER AUF WEIN, DAS LASS SEIN.
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>>76666644
just had a couple of pints of wheat beer
not had it before, makes a nice change but doubt I'll be drinking much more of it
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>>76666583
>>76666591
if i finished school then i must be 18
you would know this if you had managed to graduate from secondary school you moronic twats

>>76666607
its an all boys school
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>>76666317
British, Irish, plus a dash of Lithuanian. I like to pretend that it was Prussians living in Lithuania.
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>>76666658
fuck off roche
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>>>/tv/84465715
>>>/tv/84465715
>>>/tv/84465715

CRYSTAL MAZE TIME
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why is it the best installment?
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>>76666714
>finishing school at 18
fuck of scot
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>>76666317
1/2 estonian (finno ugric kind not slav kind)
3/8 irish
1/8 scottish
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>>76666714
literal
child

isnt it bedtime
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>>76666628
Anecdotally, makes sense. I've started on gin/whisky and then switched to beer and been able to drink all day, but starting with beer and moving onto spirits I struggle to last half as long
but maybe I just drink more quickly if I start with beer
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Michael Jackson died on the same night as my leavers do. Two hundred 16 year olds dancing Thriller and laughing at some dead nonce.
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Two colleagues get the same train back home as me

Today they decided to stand next to me while waiting

Tried speaking but couldn't do it naturally
I felt pathetic with them both being significantly over 6ft

We boarded the train, me trailing behind
One of them said "should we sit at a table?", the other agreed

I slipped back onto the shadows and sat a few rows behind them hiding behind a newspaper
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>>76666317
100% sub saharan african

Missed out on the bbc tho
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>>76666782
foy
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>>76666666
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>>76666775
i finished school at 18
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>>76666772
the ultimate pleb filter

just wait for the runts to start chirping about how 5 is better
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>>76666818
I'm the same lad., probably due to the beer making you able to neck spirits easier like you said
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>>76666845
yanks are always victorious
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islam is a humanitarian peaceful religion
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>>76666772
Because of the infinite entertainment generated by the detailed driving physics, deformation and ragdolls. They dumbed it all down in GTA V and thought they could cover up the loss with more scripted activities.

PC master race however.
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>>76666848
4 is best
San Andreas sucks
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hayley williams phwoar
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>>76666831
feel like if this was in black and white and set in the 1910s it would make a cracking short film
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>>76666818
yeah it works in practice for me too
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>>76666847
You finish school at 16 unless you only recently started if so refer to my earlier post and fuck off
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>>76666772
don't like it
too much traffic to enjoy driving
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gta 3 is the most underrated gta game
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>>76666772
>GTA IV

BAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It is unironically the worst installment by a very, very long way

SA>Vice City>>>>>>>>>>GTA V>>III>>>>>>>>>>>IV

Couldn't believe how much they fucked that game up. Everything about it was just so fucking dull and boring, from the driving mechanics to the protagonist
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>PC master race however.
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>>76666923
>Vice City
runtoid
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>>76666772
but that was lterally vice city, you underage paki somali clown
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>>76666889
San Andreas was great for its time, GTA games are prone to being outdated on release and aging badly however.
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>>76666955
poor taste
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>>76666923
wrong
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have you heard of the high elves?
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2much racism itt

Not a fan
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never played a gta, dont look that interesting do they
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who goes there!
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>>76666977
BY THE NINE DIVINES
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>>76666955
>not vice city

mongoloid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-ItRoHJM0
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>>76666992
they're not
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>>76666918
GTA 2 is.
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Bones
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only people who claim GTA IV was good are 18 year old lib dem voters with faces like crumpets

I don't think there has been a single game that has been a bigger let down in gaming history. Not even nu-male sky
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>>76667038
1 and 2 were shit
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40426747/luftwaffe-ace-flies-in-spitfire

lefties have been seething about this all day
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>>76667007
>MUH EIGHTIES
>MUH INTERACTIVE MIAMI VICE RIPOFF
>MUH TINY MAP
>MUH SEVEN RADIO STATIONS, FOUR OF WHICH LARGELY IDENTICAL
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Has a Rita Ora look about her
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business idea: GTA Königsberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxxdF8raD4w
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me on the left
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IV was a bit thinly spread in its features (friend system was gash too) but it had the best main story of any GTA game
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>>76666914
t. uneducated tradie
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Looking forward to RDR2 2bh, such a comfy period in history
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>>76667083
That music is racist
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>>76666360
Mate don't bother, just join the gym ffs, a rowing machine will do nothing
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>>76667081
>Rita Ora look

living in an albanian bunker for 10 years
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>>76667057
And only breastfed kiddos who suck at gaming prefer the handholding babby mechanics in GTA V to the more detailed mechanics of GTA IV. It was the first GTA that actually felt like its world had detail and depth to it.
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>>76667093
what a coward
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>>76667119
Unironically got a First Class from Oxford and finished school at 16.
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>>76667057
GTA 4 had great characters, missions and soundtrack
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gta brum when
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>>76667119
t. student
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>>76667120
also looking forward to the black and trans cowboys
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>>76667093
>Kicking a man while he's down
I would love to stomp a mudhole in that fat, bald bitch's ass
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gta san anigger
yo waddup cj my nigger wanna smoke some crack nigger
*shoots up da hood*
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Don't think I've ever come home from a night out and not been filled with regret and shame
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>>76666370
Rubbish, you always ALWAYS move up, never down

The beer is the fuel, the spirit is what keeps the engine ticking over
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>>76667150
i love IV but the soundtrack was quite weak compared to VC and SA
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>>76667093
He took a couple of those punches like a pro tbf
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why no pirate gta?
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>>76667077
>I want to listen to nigger music!

can't even remember a single radio station on IV desu. K-chat was fucking great and the songs were all good too. You just have very bad tastes, you nigger
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>>76667129
I don't intend on becoming a meathead, I just wanna do something against my deteriorating health and for my general fitness. I'm about to turn 30 and I already get severe back pains.
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>>76667120
yank history
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>>76667182
Stop doing cocaine
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>>76667177
He didn't kick him whilst he was down. He kicked him to make sure he stayed down. There's a difference.
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>>76667135
You would though, Abdul. Whether she consents or not, you would
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>>76667218
>making sure someone that didn't touch you at all isn't moving
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>>76666772
best story
best characters
best atmosphere
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>>76667223
Kys racist
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>>76667057
Shut the fuck up faggot, IV was too good for plebs like you
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>>76667182
I have
best one was coming back at 7am pinging and stoned and bumping into my housemate's campanologist friend who was staying over
poor bugger looked terrified
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>>76667179
best post in the history of 4chan
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out of order to be honest
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>>76667196
>Jazz Nation Radio
>International Funk 99
>The Journey
I mean, come on. Never before or afterwards was GTA radio as eclectic as in IV. Literally all the radio in Vice City sounded the fucking same. San Andreas radio was better, but still heavily focused on the era.
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>>76667241
I will kill you, Tyrone
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>making sure someone that didn't touch you at all isn't moving
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>>76667150
that's just wrong. in had the worst characters in the history of the franchise

>>76667137
>le ebin contrarianism look how free spirited I am!

No one asked for a realistic driving simulator. Absolutely no one.
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Parents are getting divorced
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>>76667230
best physics
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(Missed call)
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>>76667260
brainlet
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>>76667257
Nah m8. I'll batter you
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Take the piss
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>>76667260
>. in had the worst characters in the history of the franchise
The immigrant theme was great
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>>76666772
3
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GTA IV was the pinnacle of ludokino
too many plebs who want le epic jets and parachutes bash it. stick to saints row kiddos
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>>76667248
thats the best you have? you bumping into a mate's mate? get out more lad.
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>>76667149
>getting into oxford without alevels
unlikely
post your bodcard
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>>76666830
>leavers do

It's ok, you can call it a prom. All the parents in work have been harping on about them for age
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>>76667282
>>76667293
Love these Yanks. You will be the last to die.
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>gta 4 is bad because the driving physics aren't quite to my liking
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>>76667291
You couldn't batter cod, you daft fat nigger
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>>76667260
It's a realistic everything simulator where the entertainment generates itself. That's literally the definition of a good sandbox. Giving you tools to entertain yourself with. GTA V is dumbed down and shallow and dictates you what to do in comparison. But I guess you're too bloody stupid to find your own entertainment in a game, you need those scripted activities.
>>
gta 5 would be fine if it wasn't for Trevor
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>>76667253
wrong, wrong, wrong
https://youtu.be/ncj1O9g7uvU

end yourself please
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>>76667197
Lmaoooo you won't become a meathead

You think you walk into a gym and a week later you come out looking like Rich Piana?
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>>76667344
its as good a reason as any
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>>76667360
No, but I'll come out being as dumb as Rich Piana.
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>>76666317
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>>76667314
not the best really, just what popped into my head first
worst was probably taking a tab of acid at 5pm when I had labs at 9am the day after
only managed to get to sleep at 5am after getting back home at 4. Still did fine in the lab funnily enough
>>
>>76667311
>too many plebs who want le epic jets and parachutes bash it.

I mean, it's not like the prior 3 installments in the franchise offered just that!

Told you: GTA IV defenders are teenagers with faces like crumpets.
>>
>>76667350
Big talk. Meet me behind the Walgreens in Buckhead and we'll see what's what
>>
>>76667260
>worst characters
Brucie (funniest GTA character ever imo), Roman, Dimitri, Niko, the McRearys, Bernie, Pegorino are all great characters
the other GTAs don't have that many memorable characters.
>>
>>76667322
I did my A-Levels at college like a non-runt.
>>
I'm glad there are so many intelligent anons here who can properly appreciate GTA 4
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>>76667293
>>76667282
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>>76667385
i dont actually care
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got no reasons to live waheyyyyyy
>>
>>76667391
>it's not like the prior 3 installments in the franchise offered just that
they didn't, san andreas was the only one that did before GTA 5
>>
>>76667311
this is what the franchise was always about, maybe if you were old enough you wouldn't need a literal video game to give you the feel of realistic driving?
>>
>>76667424
any reasons to die?
>>
If you've attended school within the past 10 years you are simply not welcome here. Take your colouring book and fuck RIGHT off
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>>76667424
defiance
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>this is what the franchise was always about, maybe if you were old enough you wouldn't need a literal video game to give you the feel of realistic driving?
>>
>>76667401
right so you didnt leave education at 16 then
eejit
>>
Dont think im gunna go into work anymore
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got a cold and fever
>>
>>76667424

nobody does, they only have illusions
>>
>>76667453
alr8 m8lad, c u in a year, cheerio
>>
>>76667438
hahahaha
no it wasn't
gta 5 was reddit the game
>>
>>76667469
might be HIV lad
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A gunman has opened fire inside a hospital in the Bronx borough of New York.
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>>76667396
>thnking looking these characters up who literally no one has heard of wins you the argument

that's embarrassing. There were no iconic characters or scenes in IV, whereas SA and Vice City are littered with them. Your response to this will simply be that everyone else is wrong
>>
>>76667469
At least you haven't had crippling back pains for the last few days.
>>
>>76667391
>Told you: GTA IV defenders are teenagers with faces like crumpets.
not sure what this is meant to mean
>>
"realistic" games are usually shitty, simple as
gta iv was no exception
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6eIcelEvF8

Marsch der Elisabether, AM II-126 (Strauß I / Christoph)
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So tired of this cunt
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i liked san andreas the most because it was the first one i played, but i had to play it with the telly muted so my dad didn't hear the swearing
>>
Reminder that the downfall of the family in the West is a foreshadowing of the unfortunate downfall of the state
>>
>>76667522
the only good SA character was tenpenny
VC had none. celebrity filled schlocky crap that used the 80s veneer to cover over a boring game
>>
>>76667487
I didn't like GTA V, I have stated elsewhere SA and Vice City are by far the best games in the franchise.
>>
>>76667392
I'll see you spazzing out when I tap your jaw
>>
>>76667559
never liked the state
>>
*has HIV*
>>
>>76667588
alri bowie
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>>76667559
thanks engels
>>
Back to/v/, virgins
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>>76667533
wew lad, hot opinions, careful not to spill
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>>76667575
>Vice City
so fucking boring. one of the worst gta games with it's only gimmick being "le 80s, le miami vice xD"
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I liked IV because it was the first one I played, ugh couldn't believe how unrealistic GTA V was it was nothing like the original!
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>>76667588
pls poz my neghole
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>>76667583
Well, you should worry then, because it's only going to get worse.
>>
CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz8nmR8qJOk
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>>76667605
optimally this
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>>76667614
that is a simulator
>>
>>76667615
>"le 80s, le miami vice xD"
ah yes the only appeal to hotline miami
>>
>>76667529
spotty acne faces

>>76667543
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED
>>
>>76667571
>hating things because they're popular

you must be such a bitter runtoid, crumpet head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM
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>>76667533
Arbeit macht frei
>>
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>
>>76667615
literally this
thank god someone said this
>>
LET ME BEEEE YOUR FANTASYYYY
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>>76667639
You said realistic games. Simulators are realistic games.
>>
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
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>>76667680
i said "realistic" games, not realistic games (simulators)
>>
what does it mean where you cant handle high speed dota2 playing and similar games? my cognition cant keep up. i lose track of team battles 2bh where people significantly dumber than me excel.
>>
>>76667615
maybe its because you were too young to appreciate the aesthetic of the game, like every other IV apologist in this thread
>>
go play forklift simulator you fun hating knobheads
>>
NEW

>>76663487
>>76663487
>>76663487
>>76663487
>>76663487
>>
>>76667692
Whatever you "say", bro.
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>>76667720
>>76667725
fuck off dickheads
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>literally this
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>>76667713
literally this. I didn't want a realistic driving simulator. If I wanted that I would literally just go out and drive around. Dire game, dire characters, dire music, dire setting. Dire, dire, dire!
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>>76666666
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