/brit/

>>76660257
dumb cuck

wish the janny were here to wreak havoc on /brit/

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sophie

>>76660257
good monkey

*gives you the ends of my banana and lets you out of the runt cage for 5 minutes*

Why do yanks pronounce Craig as Cregg but pronounce Megan as Maygan? Why is yankese so repulsive and annoying?

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>GOAT episode

prove me wrong

>>76660284
*wreaks havoc on your anus*

>>76660304
>Craig
it's grig here.
>Megan
it's mee gayn here.

black gfs

are the future

I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

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>i will never raise a daughter

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I'm in your thread, brits

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ah yes, the inspirational bender who tweeted that he hated white people

>>76660350
NONCE JANNY HELP

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>>76660350
>i will never defile your daughter

>>76660356
That was over a month ago, how come they just got around to burying him?

>>76660346
what's that from

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imagine what sort of Chad plows this

>>76660403
me x

>I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

Well, I come from an Asian family and my mom would usually do this during my child and teen years. Like I was 8 years old and she would use hand gestures to compare my 'mini' to some of her lovers, including my dad who was small and she cheated on him with multiple guys. When she would walk in on me taking a shower, I'd cover up and she'd tell me not to, because shes's seen my 'small ass dick countless times'. Then, the moment of truth kinda came when one day, when I was 18, she randomly brought up how disappointed she was that I got my dad's dick genes and not her side of the family's (she said her brother was impressive and her sisters gossiped about their dad's large one), and that whoever married me (since girls marry for money here) would cry herself to sleep.

>>76660386
had to get hire a ladder to scrape the rest of him off the ceiling

>>76660397
i dont know my black friend

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heaven on earth doesn't exis-

>>76660350
>>76660370
'ces

>>76660350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLJqFxPH7Rg

>>76660419
perfectly describes the 1970s

"having" a ""wank""

>>76660441
>hire a ladder
so called austerity

>>76660346
Reminder that Susie Dent is the hotter one

babestation

>>76660447
picture taken with my arse in 1957 (colourised)

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>that feel when I don't have legal possession of an Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio

>>76660356
Very much enjoyed reading the quotes from his grieving parents.

*Gets blown up by suicide bomber*

>Aha that's so Martyn...

How do you move into kissu a girl?
Ended up going out for drinks with a girl and she was down to cuddle on a park bench and stuff but I couldnt find a right time to swoop in for a smooch

Havent done this before and its really stressful

Unironically have an eight inch penis.

>>76660492
>arse
>american flag
not looking good

>>76660290
Ugly slag

>>76660504
FONT

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is social democracy the ultimate redpill?

>tfw could never get elected president because too short

>>76660504
JUST DO IT

>>76660445
I'm not Argentine.
I know that's Rachel Riley, I just want to know what that clip is off

>>76660533
>>76660516
>>76660515
>>76660505
>>76660504
foreigners out

>>76660500
They were the weirdest people I have literally ever seen. No wonder he turned out queer.

get cancer

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

fuck off

want to shave my head hair and grow a big beard but I know I'll look either weird or like a so-called "new male"

>>76660538
how short lad?

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>>76660533
>>76660543
I tried talking closer and closer to her a few times and then she'd turn her head and Id just pretend I wasnt about to do it

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mental that some people in these threads believe Bradleyposting is done by one poster

>>76660550
>>76660556
>>76660567
>>76660574

>>76660549

get ready lads

>According to Axios, behind the constant media scandals, "one of the most consequential and contentious internal debates of his presidency unfolded during a tense meeting Monday in the Roosevelt Room of the White House" where with "more than 20 top officials present, including Trump and Vice President Pence, the president and a small band of America First advisers made it clear they're hell-bent on imposing tariffs — potentially in the 20% range — on steel, and likely other imports."

>In other words, Trump - true to his campaign promises - is set to launch a global trade wars after all, one where then main country impacted would be China, however the collateral damage would extend to Canada, Mexico, Japan, Germany and the UK.

watch lads he's going to reply to himself

>>76660504
>Excuse me m'lady, perchance can I have your permission to land a kiss on your lips? After all, the night is young and I feel a certain 'tingling' in my willy

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>le nü-male boogie man

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>>76660586

can hear the french girl nextdoor farting

>>76660504
Get your head close to hers. I remember the time I should have kissed this girl but didn't and now the hindsight keeps me awake at night lol

>>76660586
Uggo problems

Never met a girl who didn't want to kiss me ngl

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>Yesterday, Venezuelan opposition burnt 50 tons of food that was ready to be delivered to schools in the region

Bit daft, thought they were starving

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circa 2005 bf sent me this

>>76660577
between 5'7 and 5'8

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>>76660586
JUST

Every single one of my best friends have had sex, every week, we go to a party and they end up getting sex. Believe me, I very easily could also but I have something holding me back, killing me. I have a very small penis, 4 inches hard and about 4 inches girth too. I have to tiptoe around so many girls because I am afraid that if I have sex with them, they will tell everybody about what I'm packing. This is fucking with my head, I can't be like all my friends, they all know I'm a virgin, and this is just tearing me apart. My mother and I already have had the "talk", and she ( very awkwardly ) told me about my dads size, and how he is small. That just hit me like a train, there goes my hope of growing. All of this is just getting into my head, and I just can't stop being conscious about it. What can I do in this situation, can I take hormones to increase my size? Is there any way to increase my size?

However there is a specific subset of Asian Woman I absolutely avoid: the ones who exclusively date White men during their youth, but when they fail to obtain marriage or long-term commitment from said White men (or in some cases discover that the White man she is dating is underemployed and unable to support a family), she will then seek out marriage with a more stable Asian man as a back-up plan.
Bananarangs tend to have white fever and are self-hating with respect to their Asian heritage. Once they reach their 30s and their dating pool is greatly diminished, they’ll often “rediscover” their Asian heritage in an attempt to bond with Asian guys.

really, really, really don't like yanks if I'm being honest

been doing rancid farts recently

>>76660544
It's from hotel adverts

>>76660654
why lad

dont mind yanks

>>76660590
It's all done by the same type of person at least - ITV-watching subhuman Deanos

>>76660654
Don't care

>>76660586
when she turns her head that's when you do it
just stare in her eyes for a bit, talk softly and slowly inch closer

or you can just straight up ask her to kiss

>>76660636
get a tall bf

>>76660629
Correction, the government burned some rotten food and blamed the opposition

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the fetish

>protogf wants to become my actual gf
wew

>>76660590
t. bradleyposter (the one and only)
It's because fairly recently there was one poster who used bradley images and replied to himself all the time, but i dont think hes been here for a bit. Because he always used the same Brads you could just filter the filenames

There is nothing wrong with acting entitled if it helps you get what you want.

>>76660688
hello sexually frustrated virgin

>>76660617
>>76660625
>>76660638
Ok at least I didnt do anything wrong, all out of my control
Just think its weird she wanted to cuddle on a bench but not kiss at all. She mentioned my more attractive friend she made out with earlier this month after she was trashed last night asking if he ever talked about her afterwards

Wish I was Chad

https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/6h4254/things_to_say_to_racist_white_guys_meaning_dont/

this ENTIRE fucking post

Cumskin - calling them 'cumskin' and saying some variation of "my jizz is the same color as your skin."
Black slave owner - I think this one really hits home because it taps into the absurd racist white history of white people and it's to be used in the way of a stereotype. For example a white person saying "all Asians are bad drivers" and responding with "yeah and all whites are black slave owners. You're a black slave owner, What's up black slave owner." Although I'm not sure how a black individual would feel hearing that so keep that in mind (or fuck it and proceed forward).
Chinese slave owner - Chinese anti miscegenation laws and the greatest mass lynching in U.S. history consisting of Chinese men and how the chinese were basically treated like slaves and forced to die out.
Pasteface.
Mayonnaise face.
Bleachface

>>76660504
just ask her

>>76660419
good song

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phwoar look at those jubblies (not for jannies eyes)

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>>76660498
>4 door

>>76660676
>or you can just straight up ask her to kiss

This works tb h

I always ask girls if they wanna kiss me lmao

Just takes away the awkwardness. Only if they say yes though.

>>76660709
are you the spaniard that complains about being ugly?

>>76660729
this post is not safe for work

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>when a bleachface is near you

>asking girls to make out
Are you guys serious or memeing?

>>76660504
do a cheeky triangle gaze and if she reciprocates then ur in

>>76660708
hello nigger

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>She mentioned my more attractive friend she made out with earlier this month after she was trashed last night asking if he ever talked about her afterwards

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chest ct scan monday lads at lycahealth in orbington

>>76660708
born again virgin tbf

got girls when I was younger

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>>76660709
>She mentioned my more attractive friend she made out with earlier this month after she was trashed last night asking if he ever talked about her afterwards

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Pinkdick is my #1. Guaranteed to offend.
Pinks. Bush-tails(white guys have a lot of smelly ass-hair like a bush tail rabbit) Pink apes. Pink ni**ers.
White guys often have a lot of facial hair, so tell them they look like your ex-girlfriend's pussy.
White guys are #1 for erectile dysfuction, so tell them that everything white men have ever done in history from enslaving blacks to raping children is because they can't get their dicks hard.
Those are my go-tos.

>>76660769
hello mboko

>>76660729
unironically the ideal type of woman

>>76660714
would send any one of these emaciated HAPA runts to the shadow realm if they dared breathe their chow-mein breath within a 5 mile radius of me

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>>76660778

>>76660780
not me sweaty

>>76660759
l'm serious but I wouldn't try it unless you're fit.

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>>76660779
s-shut up!

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>>76660745
No I'm an American abroad for the past month
I am pretty unattractive though tbf but I try not to let it hold me back
>>76660778
Yeah that sucked but I changed the subject quick and still got a cuddle out of it ig
>>76660762
Whats that?

@01
Somebody drew this in Microsoft Paint.

when did you have your first homosexual experience?

>>76660772
what's it for la?

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cant we settle this over a pint?

jesus christ lads its nearly july im so fucking cold

>>76660830
Define "experience"

>>76660729
Janny shan't be too pleased

Holy frick the Australia theme for Civ VI is bonzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIPMKOgqwFA

>>76660830
prefer not to say

>>76660759
I just cockily say shit like "so do I get a kiss yet or what?" when the timing seems right. Works for me 2bh
Also do this to shag them, "so why arent you getting undressed yet love?" etc
Your milage may vary

>>76660823
eye>eye>lips

>>76660810
I'm physically fit but I dont think thats what you mean
Seriously how the fuck would that even go assuming I was Chad
>*lean in*
>"hey wanna make out?"
>"sure"
>*starts making out*

Cant see this happening

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>>76660857
>Civ VI

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>>76660838
Alright. Hope you don't mind though that I go straight onto the really hard stuff. Been a long week and I can't afford to fuck around

>>76660742
its also awkward if you try to dive in and she pulls away
usually if shes sitting there with you in the park with your arm around her quietly there's some implication that she wants to kiss too
>>76660779
idk about the ED since Asians will drink ground up tigers just for a chance to get hard

>>76660857
does anyone in australia watch neighbours?

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>>76660838
Nooo? Alright then!

And remember, our people came from 5000 years of continuous history. China and India led the world for 85% of the time in the past 2000 years. By 2030, we'll take the lead again. The white man'a world is just a mere abberation

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>>76660857
>Civ VI

>>76660836
seeing if i have teh cancer or not
pretty sure i do

call me a beta khv virgin but i'd rather have no sex (not really) then have to say "so why arent you getting undressed yet love"

>>76660838
>>76660897
love shrek
wish they didn't make any more of them though

>>76660907
is that trashman on the left

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>go on /balt/
>literally every single post is anime

>>76660838
>carling

I'd take that as a personal insult

>>76660762
huh you mean eyes mouth eyes? never heard it described this way bc but is a good description, did you come up with it?

>>76660909
well here's hoping you don't

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>>76660874
Ah thats actually really fuckin good, thanks my man. Seeing her again tonight albeit in a group, really fucked up last night since it was just the two of us
>>76660870
Seems like you need a lot of confidence and aesthetics for that, I'd stumble all over that especially when I'm drunk

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WHY ARE AUSSIES SO GAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KntOBw2mVVY

>>76660941
With what? "Triangle gaze"? Na. Heard it floating about. I tend to go eye>eye>lips>eyes. Lingering on the eyes at the start makes sure you have their attention I find.

never felt a connection to Australia but I can't help but shed a tear when I hear their national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1FbAsFX8sA

I literally never go on any other sites so I have no idea how specialised our memes are. Would people understand if you went on twitter or facebook and started using gimmicks like business idea, bollockbusting, kevposting, fedoraposting etc?

>>76660534
Yeah

>>76660983
bollock busting would be flat out weird

>>76660983
no

>>76660954
is this her lad?

eye, eye lips is good advice, when your faces are close look down at her lips briefly, then back in her eyes, if she does the same go in for the kiss

>>76660979
Get teary eyed when I listen to confederate marching songs ngl

>>76660983
yes you should try it

my hometown

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heemstede

Love bums, Love legs, Love tummies, love sexy faces. Love tits. Love females.

Need them out of business though the horrible little harlots.

>>76660881
Nah after you've been talking for a while and she gives you a kind of admiring look, touching her hair and biting her lip. Then start laughing and she gets embarrassed. Then you're like "you wanna kiss then?" Then they say "yes" in a quiet voice and you go for it. Or they don't say anything, in which case you go for it anyway. Only don't if she explicitly says no, in which case you kind of smile, play it off and walk away.

For clarification, I'm not Chad, just a good looking autist who has worked out a routine by trial and error.

>>76660929
Literally why I'm here lmao

>>76661015
bigot

>>76660983
idk
barely touch any other forums or social media sites beyond 4chan and other Chans

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big fan

>>76660954
hmm yes spanish women... hmm yes

trancefan95_9

1/4 Malay

•

17h

Disgusting. Any Asian woman walking around with non-Asian kids has just really cheapened herself, anyway. Afterall, they're admitting they have zero respect for themselves and their race, by getting impregnated by a group with zero respect for them.

All half-Asian sons should just cut contact with these people. Saying they're human turds is an insult to turds...

>>76661034
>not having designated office sluts that have to suck everyone's willies during break

Why are British people so ugly?

>>76660498
dad's got the Giulietta Quadrifoglio

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>>76661015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o

Me too...me too...

>>76660983
#runthunt has been the top trend in over 20 countries for the past month if I remember correctly

>>76661037
FONT
>>76661062
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>>76660983
They'd understand trilbyposting but that's it. All the other stuff is "weird."

How is female sexuality allowed? Can't think of anything worse, absolutely abhorrent

dad's got a pet nigger

>>76660979
kangaroos probably not the only thing rolf harris was tying down

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>>76661066
and yet we STILL colonise Spain every summer with the lads
really makes you think

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>>76661007
No I wish that was her tho. I definitely stay in my league and am pretty realistic. She's not model tier and her face isnt anything special but her body is actually pretty great. I also like her personality surprisingly. Definitely not gf material though because she's a total thot, shame
>>76661057
She's American. I've talked to plenty of Spanish Chads (No homo) and they say one night stands really aren't a thing in Spain. Gotta wine and dine and make her think you'll be together for a while


At least thats what I've heard and it makes me feel better about striking out with so many

The name’s Jovi, Bon Jovi.

Jon, Bon Jovi.

>one night stands really aren't a thing in Spain
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>76661113
>A portion of the Iberian peninsula is permanently occupied by the British state and has been for over 300 years

Absolutely mad. Imagine Grimsby being a Spanish military base.

>>76661120
>and they say one night stands really aren't a thing in Spain.
dont know about where you're staying but in tourist spots spanish women will jump on the first JF they see

pretty sure one of you lads posted this in a thread a couple of days ago and I just want to say thankyou, it absolutely bangs

https://youtu.be/PN0RPWII7gY

>>76661112
Hmmmmmm.....

>>76661154
gives me a good chuckle, screeching at the thought

>>76661163
no problem mate, glad you like it

>>76661163
your welcome

Why are English names so disgusting

STOCK TRADING? super easy

>>76661186
>>76661197
woah, I'm seein double!

scots = anglos larping as celts

>>76661223
Gareth Smith

business idea: CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KV4vuZiJGo

>>76661243
Sounds like a cuck

>>76661229
buy low sell high innit

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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Top: The Runtapelago
Bottom: Chadland

>>76661137
>>76661160
I'm in Sevilla
I dunno but I've been here a good month and havent really seen any hookups involving Spanish women. All the spanish guys go for northern european and american girls in clubs and bars because they're dtf as they've told me. Actually a lot of foreign girls here make the first move

Spanish girls are hot and they know it so I think they make you jump through more hoops. It also makes sense considering no one lives on their own here so itd be a bit hard to shag anywhere except behind a bush in a park or by booking a motel

absolutely disgusting how many books written by controversial figure (particularly antisemites) are hard to find or are never going to be re-published
many great books that can only be found for a massive sum of money

>>76661267
yes

need 2 usb flash drives

>>76661272
the most prominent one of these is the holocaust industry written by a jew himself

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>>76661248
>ywn be a member of the rolling stones or The Who during the 60s just doing gak all day and shagging groupies then smashing up the gaff

>>76661274
good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKVVxYfk7Y0

love homer's laugh

>>76661284
i got a bag of em; what size and do you want standard, posh or novelty?

>>76661284
stole about 20 2gb drives from mine uni

>>76661300
nah dont care about that shite just wonderful literature who happened to be written by an antisemite. this is annoying

>>76661272
surely if a publisher picked them up they could make loads of money

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>absolutely disgusting how many books written by ... antisemites are hard to find

>>76661346
hmm yes interesting dont reply to this btw

>>76661268
this is just a population density map

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You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

>>76660773
im a guy but i want that hair
do you think a salon could do that for me?
my hair is long enough

>>76661308
FOH

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If all else fails I go to Thailand of the Phillipines next year
Not gonna hit 25 with a v card lads

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buy high sell low

>>76661405
just go to Dam and get a hooker

job done

>>76661348
every publisher already makes loads of money as authors only make 3% off their books

Normies will never understand the burden of the virgin. We are the martyrs of 21st century. We are paralyzed socially by our crippling insecurity that the media and society has caused, as we watch INFERIOR men and women have sex. The same people who outcast us. We know we are better than them but somehow still allow them to hold sex over our head. Something so trivial yet even we have trouble denying it. We pray to you, Saint Elliot of Isla Vista. Help us find strength to carry on and let our enemies be splashed for eternity.

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>>76661418
No hookers
The girl needs to want my peenor

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think the phenibut is hitting lads

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Feel like pure shit, just want it back

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>>76661450
dancing and howling around my room at every image you've ever posted

>>76661394
stealing this gimmick and posting it in the group chat under the presumption that it's my own creation

>>76661461
t. 21 year old

>>76661405
>not gona hit 25 with a v card
i'm well past that mate

got a 'der date shortly lads. pretty sure i'm on for a shag based on the text conversation but i'm a bit worried she's a stealth fatty.

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>>76661487
I shall overcome

>>76661494
FONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONTFONT

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GODDAMN FRENCH RUINED OUR LANGUAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmmPRG4smU

Is it socially acceptable to wear an RIP Elliot Rodger t shirt to parties and stuff?

>>76661494
toss off chad

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>do a degree in modern history
>become a professor of economics

how does this makes sense

>>76661494
once had a tinder date in which she invited me to her house, texted me that she had no panties on and I still managed to not shag her when I got there

>>76661513
yes

>>76661494
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>>76661450
can't believe im in the same thread as a celebriy

>>76661513
>ruin the economy
>teach economics

Bravo

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do it look like i'm taken off bad and boujee?

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>>76661405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8VZS61fAYM

>>76661450
emaciated runt

not a shred of muscle on him

could fold him like a deck chair between two fingers

>>76661516
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>>76661506
>our
also
>ruined

you're shit

>>76661450
how's the 'mosis lad?

>>76661540
what did you say?

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>>76661516

>>76661494
Friend recently went on a date with a stealth fatty and forced her to split the bill, hahaha.

>>76661535
>>ruin the economy

alri corbyn

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How does it feel that you're just a generally inferior human being? Lots of KVs and incels like to pretend some one single issue hampered their development or that they'd be average in a different time when sexual success, like all other modes of success, is conditional mostly on one single thing, genes, just as all the different facets of IQ vary little among themselves but are somewhat equally dependent on one single intelligence level.

NEED a bf

>>76661543
fair
>>76661582
every single date I've been on the girl refuses to let me pay

>>76661513
my dad got a degree in italian from oxford and became a high court judge

its not what you know its who you know

>>76661596
could NOT be bothered with that second sentence
pol looks quite funny though, being fat and that

>>76661638
presumably he has a degree in law as well

>>76661548
You're a faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM

good tune

sometimes i look at posts on /brit/ and i dont understand them
like the words forming a sentence, well it just doesnt make sense

>>76661570
where'd those boobs come from aha

>>76661650
he went to bar school, yes
but when he applied to bar school his only qualification was the italian degree

>>76661516
Have done worse
The absolute STATE of early 20s me
Had a girl ontop of me in bed ask "do you wanna?" and I answered I dont know out of cripling anxiety then she rolled off and went to sleep

just ordered some phimo rings

>>76661659
gis us an example

>>76661686
this post

>>76661634
>every single date I've been on the girl refuses to let me pay

yeah normally the man lets the girl pay

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Isn't this this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come
Isn't this a nightmare tooo

>>76661686
this post for example >>76661596
like i dont have any particular hardship with the english language but this post just seems abstract
long posts do that. they mean nothings

>>76661697
>yeah normally the man lets the girl pay
think tinder aussie is the one that doesnt have a job lol

Christ Chinese people are obnoxious, playing videos on their phones on the train and having loud phone conversations.

I would've hoped out new overlords were a bit more polite.

2 separate groups of Chinese doing this on my train hehe

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>Me with my Prefect and Head Boy badges

>>76661725
shouldn't be reading any posts more than one line anyway

based black man praise kek more sikhs less muslims libruls are the real racists fake news cnn msnbc losing bigly shadilay maga

>>76661725
Nobody understood that post

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might go to a posh hair salon and ask for tessa violet hair

hwhat is your opinement on this idea?
too gay?

why is france hundreds of millennia ahead of the uk in terms of synthwave

>>76661725
dont you ever EVER denigrate my posts ever again you whimpering dwarf

>>76661731
I was more implying that phimo was more girly than his date

Men's depression: I am suffering from loneliness and the crushing weight of societal expectations.

Women's depression: I want more attention than I already have. I want to feel superior to that random girl over there.

>>76661769
literally me but without breeding

>>76661766
better than the james may you've got now

>>76661015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yavz9rzaOSY

Unions songs have their moments as well tb h

>>76661784
>Women's depression: I want more attention than I already have. I want to feel superior to that random girl over there.
but this is how i feel depressed

>>76661784
swedens depression: no muslim has raped my wife's son today

>>76661725
i barely understood that post 2behonest.

>>76661777
france had bomb coldwave in the 80s. synthwave is just shite though thats why

>>76661766
bent twat

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>>76661769

>>76661269
Got a Spanish gf and she is a major slut

>>76661826
clearly shopped tattoo of zyzz

>>76661777
every culture has its own natural rythym, France's happens to be synthwave.

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I'm not sick
But I'm not well
And I'm so hot
Cause I'm in hell

don't like this bent twat that posts his pictures
won't even post his uncensored face

>synthwave

shit
fuck off

>>76661826
>screenshot of a facebook photo

>>76661725
Post is pretty abstract to everyone else too.
Have no idea what the fuck a "KV" and "Incel" is. Probably some sort of /r9k/ slang.

>>76661777
Bogdanoffs

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496742275740.webm

>>76661873
Normie

>>76661880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

>>76661886
Not a normie, I don't browse /r9k/, it rots the brain.

>>76661725
I meant to say that its unlikely you'd be a normal or successful person with a hampered sexual development - one hampered by external sources which solely did that, and that it is more likely that a hampered sexual development reflects a generally low state of being, which corresponds with genes. This is similar to how IQ is divided in how, despite there being multiple modes of IQ, there is little variation between them because they correspond with a general intelligence level.

Listening to infowars every day would literally make you retarded

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>it rots the brain.

What the fuck is a runt? Britspeak is like willfully causing yourself brain damage.

>>76661880
any relation to toilet bog fart?

spending time with the twitch gf

>>76661942
your posts are giving me a headache mate give it a rest

>>76661959
disagree

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>Listening to infowars every day would literally make you retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KP62TE1prs

Retro wave haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAfE2vJ9iVg

*takes a xanny*
>>76661940
I dont either I just know the slang

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Elliot taught us that women aren't really persons, just grotesque entities that assume a humanoid form.

think of them as symbiotic aliens that have incorporated some of our DNA into theirs. They feign human emotions and have assumed a neotenised set of features just like domesticated cats have.

Women are not persons, they should be a nationalized commodity, and distributed equally.

Even they would be happier that way, as their evil is so twisted, it is self-destructive.

>Listening to infowars every day would literally make you retarded

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497917584721.webm

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/brit/ is noticeably shit today
must be it's the weekend

>>76661015
Dixie cucks were terrible and racist though

>>76661942
lol.
Clearly you've never worked with Engineers.
All of them are very successful people, yet they're the most sexually hampered people you'll ever meet. Had a manager who was a very strict prototypical boss, and he was a virgin.

any footy news lads

>>76662001
cracker of a post

>>76662001
all this because you can't get your cummies

>>76662028
hello nigger

>>76662027
i think it's been quite good, politics has been kept to a minimum

>>76662028
hello nigger

>>76662001
Ah yes, virginity-induced psychosis

>>76662028
>I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free...

bird getting wet outside

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>>76662069
I'm painfully white...
Attribute it at least partially to my failures with women

bird flew away

>>76662148
should have let it in. now its wet.

just flew away from this runt's window the nerd was there hand in boxers touching his wee cock while watching me the sick nonce