/brit/

first for /brit/

>>76655964
Peng with a capital P

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sara

pale girls best girls

>>76655989
bizarro kot

idea: like... uh stop fighting? jeez, do i have to think of all the ways to achieve world peace?

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Cat

>>76655809
I'm a landlord.

>>76656003
nice kat myaaaw

>>76655964
Earlywanker loves his fucking early

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sue

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the uh, so called, uh, feline

Feeling hazy today, a shroud of doziness hangs condescendingly over my psyche

In Georgia atm. Haven't seen a single physically fit male

cats belong in the oven

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my uni cat > your uni cat

>>76655989
god dogs are so fucking ugly
hate them

really would like a cat at some point
a real 'lax cat, you know?

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>1 July 2017

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su

Cats are ten times more aesthetic than dogs, like majestic little panthers. Dogs are the slobbering brutish radcens of the animal world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsxAUyVet8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsxAUyVet8A

comfee

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>>76656061
time just keeps moving faster as i get older

>Moshe Deutsch
doesn't get more german than that lads

why does english not use diacritics?

you guys are going to make me cry. had to watch my cat in pain get put down last week. he was literally my only friend.

the right is killing itself

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th' cat
whenever my bf gets up she always jumps onto the bed to sleep on the warm spot he leaves

>>76656054
would stamp on it until it was a bloody pulp of fur and bone

>>76656112
gayboy

>>76656112
Bit gay

>>76656075
Mboko

>>76656112
do gay people have gay cats

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>>76656061
make it stop

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>>76656112
hi babe x

wish there were 30 hours in a day. imagine how nice that would be.

>>76656060
>You know?

No. Please explain.

>>76656146
Hahahahhahahah it's the spastic with the autistic fashion sense

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cuddly cats

>>76656146
would absolutely twat you if we ever crossed paths

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>>76656161
>>76656177
>filename
you have been rused methinks

Filipino lad I used to know used to brag about all the cats he drowned when living in the Philippines

I'm convinced the anti cat poster is a sexually frustrated feline hating brown manletoid

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40441712

based merkel trying to stop the benders from abusing weans

why do we hate her again

>>76656098
update: crying

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cat2go

>>76656150
oh FUCK OFF

ah, yes, the crippling depression

>>76656199
tried this with my cat and she wasnt having any of it
couldnt even get her to lie on her back

just watching this for comedic value now

theyre systematically going over every single animal based food and describing how its lethal in terms of cancer/heart/disease/diabetes

done processed meats, done red meat, done white meat, just explained how eating fish is highly deadly and will kill you, now theyre doing milk

>>76656218
why ;3

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>>76656199

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>>76656075
collies are majestic. cats walk around constantly displaying their arsehole

Is it bigoted to not date trans people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

*drops soap*
whoops! gotta pick that up hehehe

Stop lifting for a while, wrist circumference decreases, start lifting hard and heavy again, wrist circumference increases

Fascinating

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>>76656196

>>76656224
mine just need a nudge in the right direction. most don't like it but won't fight you on it

the only people who hate cops are gigarunts destined to be human waste

>>76656266
would legitimately be scared I would contract some kind of std

>>76656217
>oh FUCK OFF

No.

>>76656266
thats just funny haha
nowt wrong with goofing off at a festival

>>76656258
*knobs you

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YAAAAS QUEEN SLAYYYY

>>76656231
Flatmate was a vegan

Absolutely insufferable tb h, manages to relate every single issue on the planet to food animal production.

>>76656281
oink oink

>>76656231
I'd join in the discussion of whatever you're watching but I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about. So for that reason, I'm out.

>>76656248
still way too slobbery on the mouth and nose and dog fur smells disgusting. and that's not counting the ones with docked tails that have their arsehole out all the time rubbing on everything they sit down on

>>76655766
Going to break the little cunts neck and launch him top bins in the compost from 40 yards

*fucks the police*
that'll show em

>>76656266
sexual assault innit?

>>76656249
Yes

>>76656301
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/gif/image/1456/17/1456170474181.webm

>>76656281
The stoner types who like to call da coppers pigs would be the first to get chinned out if the fuzz weren't there to protect them

Lots of people hate and distrust the police in NI on both sides of the community for different reasons

>>76656321
not really
maybe the guy at the end who touches the cops back

but otherwise nah

>>76656313
pigs eat waste

>>76656297
>nowt wrong with grown men grinding sexually against a police officer in public

Ah yes, the radical centrist philosophy.

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the partially wrapped cat

yank sad cunt just replies to me fuck's sake

>>76656316
none of those things are true apart from dog fur smelling and only when wet. people who dock dogs tails or pin their ears up need shooting

>>76656343
hi

>>76656321
i mean real talk if it was some guy who rubbed his bum against some lady cop it would be huge sexual assault frenzy. I don't think either of these things should be considered sexual assault but that's the way society is heading (doesn't mean the people doing it aren't twats tho)

>>76656352
Exquisite post

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>>76656333
*flashes you*

>>76656338
no grinding
just twerking la
lighten up, you obvioualy havent ever been to a festival before

exact same shite happens at hetero parades, its not a homo thing

reply to my posts you runts, unbelievable.

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>>76656081
didn't know the norks sold authentic Dutch pints

>>76656357
heyyyyyy

fucking lonely aussie cunt

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Name a flaw

>>76656321
The cop has institutional systemic privilege power. Can't be assaulted or raped in any way. You can shoot at him, and if he shoots back he's literally a racist murderer.

I personally think women don't belong in comedy unless they are to be laughed at

>>76656341
HANGING OUT

>>76656363
i actually don't think there would be if it were the same setting (policing a party/festival type event), and pretty sure a female cop would just laugh like that male did. bet they left literally seconds ater that film stops

>>76656405
it's too boring to even read

>>76656352
>people who dock dogs tails or pin their ears up need shooting
so you admit it's true though

> only when wet.
i wish
it's every time i pat one. i don't even know how it's possible when they don't sweat . it must be the oils they secrete

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>british english

loving the kots

>>76656431
reddit

>>76656332
Most cops are grand now, still get the odd cunt who'll glare at you if you wear a certain top or hears your last name etc. But they're always partnered with someone at all times so they'll not try much

need a 'fee

>>76656422
DOOOWN THE STREET

>>76656459
FO9GT

>>76656405
i unironically think assad is not the big bad that everyone is making him out to be

>>76656405
Someone took the time to create it.

Headed to Dunkin Donuts.

Anyone want anything?

>>76656317
lol

all dairy products written off as toxic/poison and will kill you. no measure of doubt in this one; if you consume dairy, you will die from it

(justified this by saying that many people are lactose intolerant so humans arent meant to have it, also justified it by claiming calcium being good for bones is a myth)

gross indecency

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STILL not got a single (You) this thread and I have 9 posts.
Getting a bit angry now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ6W0tbWkgo
>Published on Apr 22, 2011

>>76656520
probably because your posts are dogshit

>>76656495
Just grab me anything for a fiver ma...

Oh...

FOY

getting a headache from the amount of cognitive dissonance in this thread

redpill me on San Miguel

>>76656515
what on earth are you watching

>>76656468
I know lad, I live in the north

>>76656487
all things are reactions to other things that have already happened and cannot unhappen. he isnt bad on the badman scale, but he isn't good either. however, as the inofrmative opinion.jpg points out - if you have no dog in the fight bet on the biggest one.

>>76656530
>replying to it

>>76656515
>they fell for the GOMAD meme

haHA what on earth

one of them just said giving milk to children puts them at risk of developing autism

baby calf growth fluid

>>76656527
is that sam hyde

>>76656539

Good beer, tbhqhwyf

>>76656559
from experience asians are 200x more autistic than anyone else and they don't drink milk so doubting the validity of this

>>76656427
if your hand stinks after you pat a dog, that dog needs a wash.

>you admit it's true
i have honestly never been around a dog that's had it done, seen them in the street on occasion, always look at the owner with utter disdain.

collies are beautiful, intelligent, obedient doggos who do not slobber. other doggos have these qualities but collies are just better

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>>76656520
>tfw post:(You) ratio of 2.09

>>76656544
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Health

just a load of literal tinfoil shite

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Business question: If I went into a hairdressers and when they asked me how I wanted it cut I showed them this picture would I get kicked out?

>>76656574
no it's charls carroll

>>76656549
>if you have no dog in the fight bet on the biggest one

Ah yes, support the person who literally hates the West for destroying his country. When he wins he's sure to do everything we want.

Perfect logic there.

>>76656602
yes
most hairdressers are Russian and would probably beat you up as well

>>76656602
crop the face then mong

gonna buy some Litecoin this weekend when it drops to around $35 (hopefully)
probably will stay under 40$ at least

ese gringo

>>76656632
>most hairdressers are Russian
Literally where the fuck do you live
80% are Italian here

don't care for collies. they can't possibly do enough to make up for the other shit dogs.

>>76656645
ltc is a good long term hold

>>76656609
politics isn't logical, its about dealing with the situation as it stands that day or that hour. you dont have the infinite resources, time and save files of a game. if supporting a twat is what will bring the best of a bad situation then you do it. your idea about hate is wrong, its politics - if you hate you lose, you have to be cold enough to take a smack in the mouth and smile.

>>76656648
UNA

>>76656632
most hairdressers are lumpy british middle aged women

>>76656665
italians would love it

>>76656527
People don't realise that all this supposed "modern" SJW shit was all the rage in the 60s and 70s. Literally all of it, the gender fluidity, the trans/gay rights, the black power "we wuz kings", it's all been done before. There was a brief lull in the 80s and 90s for some reason, but now they've come back in force. I think it's because the people who were teens in the 60s and 70s are now in positions of power.

>>76656675
DOS

>>76656710
wrong

hippies =/= SJWs

>>76656301
>Make a show about a bog standard Islamic country
>Just call it a Christian theocracy one instead
really makes me stink

>>76656336
cops eat lead

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>>76656648
q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?

>>76656601
Watched than

Wait for the bit where the woman's bone cancer is cured by going vegan

Don't know how people unironically fall for this shite.

hi im bam margera and i feel like kicking my dads ass all day today

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*clicks*

>>76656738
quiero chupar la polla de homer

>>76656602
Just photoshop his moustache off.

Ba hai is the secret to converting mainstream muslims to liberal secularism and eventually atheism

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>>76656777

>>76656674
>best of a bad situation then you do it.

Best of a bad situation is not a unified Syria in alliance with Iran, Russia and Iraq.

The best situation on a personal level would be ISIS running rampant, the Saudi-Iranian Cold War going hot, all the Arab states piling in and hundreds of millions of Muslims wiping themselves out.

And tbf, this may happen if Assad wins the entire country because the Saudis will not allow the Shia Crescent to be completed.

>>76656602
they would probably cut it badly on purpose because they know a scrote like you wouldn't do anything about it

>>76656803
woah I'm a fascist now

>>76656776
marge no es un objeto, la convirtieron en un ama de casa alsada, resentida y auto oprimida, lisa una feminista sin sentido q tira aires de hipster y futura bisexual, bart un boludo q piensa q ser malo ya no es hacer travesuras, sino q es un zorete con los demas, y homero simplemente cambio.....es estupido pero de otra forma..

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car is doing a proper sleep now
snoring and everything

desperately want to do a wank but dont want to wake her
life is hell

let's get >>76666666 for /brit/ lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UG0w32vivw

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love cute lads simple as

>>76656743
oh dear but not surprised in the slightest that it was leading to a great vegan revelation

>>76656842
would rather get it for Éire tbqh

I think I can finally forgive The Fine Bros for reaction world.

why do hispanics like the simpsons and marijuana so much?

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>>76656850
yeah so do I

>>76656828
more pics pls x

>>76656891
Latin America is addled with mental illness, more so than anywhere else in the world

>>76656548
Good lad

>>76656891
me amo las velas
me amo los simpdons

es sencillo

expelliarmus couldn't stop me

watched some friends take shrooms by a pool today

>>76656935
source?

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>>76656891
ned flander y marge culiando bien rico ver video aqui...

>>76656943
EAT SLUGS MALFOY

>>76656970
communism

>Smoking a rollie outside a Spanish cafe with a mate and a hot espresso on a warm, arid day

The continentals have it right lads

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Lads the gf is unironically a religious nut

First off she said she wouldn't have IVF if she was infertile, she would just pray for a miracle baby.

Second off, she said she wouldn't have chemo if a priest told her not to, she would pray for God to remove her cancer.

Thirdly, she told me I was going to hell for not being baptised.

Thought I'd like a rorke gf, but this is a bit much ngl.

>>76656986
Have you even shagged her yet lad?

Towns in England with white British minority.
>1997: None
>2017: Slough, Nelson, Greater London, Batley, Leicester, Birmingham, Luton, Keighley, Burton-on-Trent, High Wycombe, Bradford, Manchester, Dewsbury. Huddersfield, Halifax, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading, Watford, Nottingham, Wolverhampton, Oxford, BEDFORD, COVENTRY.

>>76656986
Rorkes aren't religious

just took some phenibut before finding out it can make you incredibly nauseous

going to start ordering everyone around instead of asking for things
apparently girls find it hot

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>>76657019
high wycombe mentioned

about to wank to the JAV with the lass trapped by an elevator door

>>76656983
smoking's for mugs mate

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>>76656666
six six six six

>>76657056
how else am I supposed to look cool?

>>76657019
>manchester

err
no

black leather boots when i run into your home

>>76657048
'tismoyanks been honing his weaponised 'tism

When someone sees a frail little fag ordering everyone around they'll just ignore you or tell you to fuck off, you'll never get any you sad little virgin. Go to fucking sleep and go find a job you sad cunt.

>>76657105
wait... mboko, is this you?

>>76657056
Don't pretend you aren't fond of the odd cheeky viet fag

>>76657047
not happened to me before

>>76657105
mboko?

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Has your MP betrayed the will of the people?

>>76657102
err
yes

https://www.isc.co.uk/media/4069/isc-census-2017-final.pdf

>>76657105
i could pummel you, little runt
get out of my thread

>>76657124
I'm an unlucky lad so we'll see what happens
only took a low dose

Reckon I could only handle a high skill monotonous job like law or medicine if I was coked and adderall'd 24:7

>>76657083
why do you have to look cool?

>>76657130
they represent constituencies not the whole country . mong

>>76657130
hard brexit isn't the so-called "will of the people"

>It's halal

wow...really good argument for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642x2Y3Zla0

>>76657130
Nah, too loyal to Comrade Corbyn

>>76657130
theres not one person on that list that i couldnt batter

>>76657145
and where am I looking here?

the 2011 census says it's 83.81% white

>>76657130
I shit on the people

been waiting for the "every 10 mins" bus for a good 30 minutes

fuming

>>76657130
mentioned
but this was 85% labour, probably the safest seat in the country. they can get away with whatever the fuck they please here

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>Nah, too loyal to Comrade Corbyn

>>76657205
Did you not use the app to check how far out it was?

>>76656668
yea but it will keep dropping for the next little while, then hopefully go up some degree in a couple months
if only I could get this LTC wallet working right

>>76657193
>the 2011 census says
*checks the calendar*

cat breeds

if I come out alive from this phenibut reckon I might just stick with benzos

>>76657233
6 years isn't going to make much of a difference

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anime

>>76657150
so long as you've had <1.5-2g and are just going about your day you might not even notice anything tbqhwy
mostly just makes me less grumpy and edgy and more talkative, but could even just be a placebo
youll be fine

according to the 353 census, manchester doesnt even exist

>>76657019
There isn't a single major city in America with a white majority

>>76657205
Not so long ago I was at the bus depot after work looking for my bus back down south from the north. Didn't know what time the bus was so I asked this Nigerian security man if he knew whether or not bus eireann was on strike and he said he thought the Dublin buses were which was of NO FUCKING USE. Then this cheeky Nigerian cunt says to me "I think there's someone coming to lock the place up at 9" when I asked if anybody knew. Fucking prick then proceeded to follow me around the fucking bus depot. Stupid Malteser head prick needs a kicking.

may and crobyn are both twats

>>76657251
>6 years isn't going to make much of a difference
*tries really hard not to look at the Irish census showing that the Republic of Ireland is 5% less white than it was 5 years ago*


By the way, Manchester was 66% white in 2011.

>>76657228
are you in saigon?

>>76657256
cum

accidentaly clicked on /balt/ and was about to post asking where all the brits where ahahaha what am i like

>>76657286
agreed
also, what accent is that? never heard "me" pronounced "may" before

>>76657292
>Manchester was 66% white in 2011.
not according to your own source, mong

>>76657285
'ko

>>76657282
then why is sara cleaning the bogs in tesco?

business idea: nationalise and redistribute kots

manny on the map

>>76657285
mboko spotted in the wild

manny on tour

>>76657297
about an hour away

>>76657292
Proof pls

>>76657313
cornish

>>76657330
in a city or what?

>>76657170
>flag
ah yes checks out
fuck off

>>76657302
nene*

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>>76657292
>By the way, Manchester was 66% white in 2011.
no it wasn't

imagine lying on the internet when anything can easily be checked up and disproven
the utter state of you

kike is such a powerful word

*outbreeds your race*

alri lads

>JFs saying manny
cringed

sucking off my nigger mate

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>you can gain asthma and allergies in adult life

>>76657374
race traitor

>>76657350
brainlet

Got called a runt in poundland.

>>76657383
better than having it from childhood

the steroids they gave me to treat it fucked me up

You're so creative and moving. I really love your sound and you're very pretty as well. Sending warmth, happiness, and positive energy your way homie.

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got nothing in for dinner but ready meals

>>76657390
wanker

>>76657415
lol your balls shrivel up?

>>76657427
post a tim edit

>>76657425
great chebs

>>76657390
danish kike wants a united states of europe? hmmm

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the goal

>>76657427
bit late for dinner lad

>>76657347
yea in Binh Duong province

>>76657316
Quote it directly. Screenshot it, I'll wait.

>>76657366
Uh oh, it seems this silly fucking sausage has confused Manchester with Greater Manchester.

Imagine how embarrassed he'll be when he realises.

>>76657332
http://www.cso.ie/en/csolatestnews/presspages/2017/census2016summaryresults-part1/
Chapter 6.

Down to 82% Irish now.

>>76657447
havent got any new ones

>>76657456
deano

>>76657462
FUCK OFF

>>76657425
love horse faces like that

looks elegant

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airing out the house with one door open, 4 windows open, 2 bathroom fans on, and 1 desk fan on so the bf doesnt know i smoked weed

>>76657427
dinner? but its tea time...

>>76657463
any good?
>>76657468
post an old one then

>>76657425
dislike muchly the ellie goulding shaped head

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the goal

deeply unimpressed with the lack of runtposting, as well as the lack of "would reduce you to naught but a red smear" and its variants

>>76657467
>Uh oh, it seems this silly fucking sausage has confused Manchester with Greater Manchester.
well excuse me for being a local and assuming you meant what everyone else means by "manchester"

>>76657505
mcmansions are the best

men talk about ideas

>>76657505
if you take out that weird silo looking thing and the arch on the right this looks like my house

>>76657543
guy with richfag parents is here

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>>76657462
>>76657482
lunch is lunch dinner is dinner horrid little runtings

>It's an electric toothbrush vibrates the toothpaste off the brush instantly so I have to reapply it and insert it into my mouth at the speed of lightly episode

>It's an upon removing the electric toothbrush my face gets splattered all over with toothpaste

Terrible meme

friend got a job offer and has 2 more interviews for better jobs soon
meanwhile I've been rejected for everything without even an interview haha might suicide

>>76657543
your house looks stupid

>>76657529
>excuse me for reading "towns in england: manchester" and assuming you meant the metropolitan country instead of the town
fucking embarrassing

>tfw wanted to post that cracking post about dinner/lunch where anon asked his workmate if they were making stroganoff in the boardroom but the archive only has another anon asking if anyone saved that post

>>76657575
Why are you turning it on/leaving it on when it's outside your mouth?

Do you use a blender with no lid?

business idea: become rich and marry a communist and then laugh at the irony

>when people talk about london but they actually mean westminster

>>76657575
You know you can turn the toothbrush off, right mboko? I know this is probably one of your first tussles with electricity and all, but you can just turn the brush off until it's in your mouth before you turn it on.

>when people judge their cities by whiteness

2017

>>76657601
xxxDDD

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>>76656556
Saw this post and decided to finally find out what this GOMAD thing is.
>mfw

>>76657543
>if you take out the only good features this looks like my house

>>76657585
nah fuck off

>>76657601
Who's that nonce?

>>76657641
it works if you're white and actually lift

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the card

>>76657575
is this the premise for an infomercial

just heard someone scream nigger in the corridor

>>76657679
fobt

>>76657656
oh dear he's fucking humiliated haha look at him haha waheyyyy

>>76657679
doxxable if true

being nice to people because i took a valium

heard nigger on a back street

president toilet bog fart

>>76657678
Yeah it works, it succeeds in turning you into an overweight white man with irritable bowel syndrome

think I heard someone mumble nigger in waterstones

>>76657679
>piers morgan povvo card

not worth showing off mate is it?

heard nigger from upstairs

think i heard someone feel that feel when no gf
on further reflection, it was me

>>76657757
>mboko is triggered by milk because blackies can't drink it
SCREECHING

screamed nigger and dad's downstairs haha hope he didn't hear

just heard dad scream nigger downstairs

nigger

being conscious of jewish plots =/= autism

'fraid to confront my son, Louie, (just shouted nigger at the neighbors) cos he'll record it and put it on Youtube again

just heard nigger scream dad downstairs

business idea: get addicted to valium

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IM FUCKING WHITE
STOP THIS MBOKO SHIT

genuinely feel uncomfortable when I try to type ni••er

mboko angry

>>76657678
So would eggs, or steak, or chicken, or protein shakes... Pretty sure it's the lifting and the protein that does it. Is there anything else in milk besides protein that facilitates muscle growth?

>>76657853
draw /brit/ on your hand

heard someone bark nigga from my garage

>>76657853
alri mboko is that your bf? looks like he's very stupid and does manual labour even with those twiggy little wrists haha

got called an n-word in greggs

>>76657853
post pics of your benis with /brit/ written on it so we can determine your true melanin levels

>>76657924
noob?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

you're a big guy
*punches wall*
for you

>>76657885
Of course it is. I never claimed that milk is a fucking strength potion mate. It's just that drinking your calories is often a lot easier to do for busy people/people who aren't good cooks/fussy eaters. GOMAD is just an easy starting place for skeles.

listening to some Jane Birkin and about to boot up FIFA

Gomad Shart