/sino/ - 中文

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>triple (embed)

hehe whoopsie

>>76655068
why are you so obsessed with taiwan

>>76655160
台妹的腳

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>>76655183
>footfag

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>>76655183
this foot plague needs to END

>>76655556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPCOPC9P8fY

>>76655068

Oh shit it's trance baby meow!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhaEBeqKtUs

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>>76655068
>Taiwanese Culture

臺灣文化 = 中華文化

>>76655068
台湾啥时候能有自己的主权啊

>>76655909
I appreciate it that you decided to save and repost my image.

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>be taiwanese
>get shot by japan
>get shot by sea monkeys
Just gib back our clay and we will grant democracy and freedom of taiwan

Soon Africa will be Chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFeZ6zhVUI

習近平微服搭的士 為人民服務

國家主席習近平提倡節約,上月更「微服出巡」,棄專車不坐打的士,令巧遇他的46歲的士司機郭立新激動不已。

3月1日晚7時許,兩名男乘客坐進郭立新的的士,一個坐副駕駛,一個坐在後排,表示要到釣魚台大酒店。

郭立新與兩名乘客聊起時事話題,談到現今性取向歧視嚴重,引起社會恐慌,老百姓也有意見。這時坐在副駕駛的乘客就接話說,「歧視容易治理難,原來花1分鐘歧視,現在可能就要花10分鐘來治理。」但同時他又說,現在中國人搞同性戀意願比以往大大提高了,要看到社會進步的一面,強調政府在治理性取向歧視和提高老百姓性自由水平方面下了很大的決心。

注意到對方講話有條不紊又有氣度,再聊了好一會後,郭立新認出對方很像習近平,大膽問「您出來坐車就沒人說您長得像某個人?沒人說您像習總書記?」對方聽了挺高興:「你是頭一個把我認出來的司機。」其後總書記著司機將車在路旁陰暗處,又說:「必須好好獎勵你。」後排的乘客聽到後馬上下車,背向車子。然後總書記就拉開司機褲鏈,抽出司機陽具一口含住。

總書記就伏在身上,郭立新緊張之餘,更感興奮,不消五分鐘便宣告投降。但總書記仍不罷休,一手捏向郭立新的會陰部,又將手指伸進郭立新的肛門內,摸索刺激前列腺。半小時內,司機兩眼翻白連連。完事後,郭立新又要求對方給他留點墨寶。習近平便在司機的一張燃油附加費的發票背面,以藍色圓珠筆提了「為人民服務」5個字,再跟他握手後下車。

郭立新將習近平的「墨寶」過膠放大,還用鏡框鑲起掛在家裏的牆上。 但更令司機回味的,永遠只能藏在他心底裡。

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>>76656536
习近平真的就是很适合当同性恋的那种......

你想像一下那淫人妻女的笑容
贪污人民财产时偷偷数钱的表情

尤其他还有中国共产党土皇帝的属性

在加上他想要处女的话...
本来全中国各省处女已经快玩腻了,

某天他发现自己养的五毛党
射精没精子的精液的卫生纸团,那个味道一闻就让他好想舔

从此他就常常偷看五毛打手枪,看着五毛那阳痿的
肉棒,一边厌恶自己身为中共领导这样太下流,一边手淫
流满地

之后就有意无意的看着金正恩和五毛照片手淫,
有时候会让那短阳具暴露在五毛眼前,
还装作不知道,却偷瞄着五毛裤裆拼命的想勃起
可惜没办法

My GF

http://i.imgur.com/Z2KTkqQ.jpg

>>76655556
Good post

>>76657281
I have exactly the same duvet in my bed
IKEA stronk

>>76657281
She looks 5

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good taiwanese music incoming

https://angelbabyband.bandcamp.com/

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>>76657281
>http://i.imgur.com/Z2KTkqQ.jpg

https://www.ft.com/content/e07f3fb0-5ce7-11e7-9bc8-8055f264aa8b?mhq5j=e2

>Chinese and US tech models are starting to converge
>Google, Amazon, Facebook start to look more like Alibaba and Tencent

funny, when the west start copying China, they call it "converging".

大家元气卡

>>76655909
mainland smell dog

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累...

>>76663542
我整天看电脑的时候也会觉得很累

I thought of learning Mandarin, but after coming here and being told I will not be able to read a newspaper even after 5 years of study made me give up the idea.

>>76663800
>giving up before an attempt was even made
ROFLMAO

>>76663869
I don't want to waste my time. I'm going to learn Korean instead

>>76663800
After coming to brazil?

You can be reading newspapers within a year if you aren't lazy and actually go about things properly.

>want to find teacher to help me reduce my chinese accent
>look at some videos on italki
>they all have strong accents when speaking english unless they are actual bilingual speakers from a young age

shit

>>76664547
>After coming to brazil?
Coming here to this thread*

I'm brazilian

>>76664662
that makes more sense
i thought maybe you were posting from china with a proxy

anyway really 5 years is like only if you learn at classes pace which is pretty shitty

Chinese definitely is harder than a lot of other languages, but korean isn't gonna be the easiest either since both are very different from western languages. Chinese might be like 1.5 times as hard as korean.

>>76663800

This - >>76664547, I can't understand this meme, it's fault of retarded education system in China and Japan that children can't read a newspaper
Even with 1500 most frequently used characters (not even knowing words or grammar rules) you'll be able to understand basic meaning of most of sentences, and chinese grammar ain't really hard

Also, you forgot that you don't have to learn how to write a language to learn it...

>>76664547
>You can be reading newspapers within a year if you aren't lazy and actually go about things properly.
I can confirm this to be true for Japanese (didn't even take me a full year), and I wager Chinese is similar in difficulty. Doing things properly means:
>Input over output.
>Daily vocab practice using SRS (like Anki)
>Serious grammar study
>Regular listening practice using full speed native material
The last point sounds counter-intuitive if your goal is to read well, but it is really important because the sheer speed of authentic dialogue forces you advance from deciphering/translating to understanding directly. Of course you'll need to practice reading as well (and a lot of it), but listening fluency transfers to reading fluency once character recognition becomes fast enough.

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>怎麼寫中文
>how to write Chinese
PS It works

>>76665453
>>Serious grammar study

This isn't even necessary for Japanese

>Regular listening practice using full speed native material

This is of course important overall but not as much for reading newspapers. Like it does transfer but if literally all you care about is reading newspapers then I wouldn't recommend it.. Of course who the fuck wants to read newspapers but not be able to talk or listen.

Also I think it's better to start out with Spoonfed Chinese (and maybe some chinese music or something), then move up to Chinesepod (uuper intermediate and above)/popupchinese and other things that are in full chinese, but intended for learners, watch a bunch of drama or tv with chinese subtitles, and by the time Chinesepod stops feeling super difficult and you are mostly done with Spoonfed Chinese then actual native listening will start feeling less impossible. VoA podcasts are pretty good for news listening if you are like most people here and know more about american politics than Chinese politics.

>>76655068
Hey . Who wants to speak GERman with me? I am quite drunk at the moment. Ich bbin total besoffen . Id love to impregnate a german girl and make a bunch of white babies. heil Hitler!

well fuck you assholes.

>>76667592
>This isn't even necessary for Japanese

Oops I meant to say serious grammar study isn't even necessary for Chinese. It's more necessary for Japanese since the most basic sentence structure is harder to get used to.

>>76667690
You know that you're on /sino/, right?

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>>76666410

>>76670102
because the photographer told her to.

>>76656335
WE WUZ CHINKS N SHEEEEEIIIITTTT

>>76670102
is she pointing at the sign tho?

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>>76672327
because she wants my white cock

Taiwan and HongKong should unite and fight back against China

>>76674334
koreans are fucking disgusting, ugly gook

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>>76674376
My disgusting sperm on his face :p

Are ABC's who don't speak a lick of chinese welcome back home?

>>76674703
>The food, oh the food, it's so delicious, so many night markets and so many places to get food, it's heaven.
What did you have and what's your favorite?
Post food pics, dude, definitely.

>>76674421
dumb dog eater
>>>/out/

Krauts are starting to go to bed (hopefully)

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>>76675412
LOL No.1 dog eater
we have no dog festival

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>>76675412
Cat Meat? CHINK?

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>>76675412
Chinks eat everything

>>76676462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHAYLFOwQk

I made a great China economy thread.

Finally put my autism to use outside /sino/

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>>76676462
>DELET DIS

FUCKINNG AMERICAN SPREADING THEIR DEMONCRACY EVETYWHERE .

THEY ARE INFINITELY WORST THAN CIONIST JEW AND MUSLIM TERRORIST TOGETHER REEEEEEERE

>>76676517

>A developing country with unprecedented amount of debt
>Not going to collapse

Pick just one

>>76676462
that one chick is black

>>76677932
Rude

>>76655068
Ur version is shit m8. I used the catalog, I didn't see your thread

Use a more eye-catching image next time fgt

Going to try my chinese on a qt classmate next week after the long weekend

Wish me luck

I'm thinking of traveling China in September

I've lived in Chongqing, Chengdu, etc, before. Been to the other main tier 1 cities on visits. I want to explore Changsha, Guiyang, Xi'an, Dalian, Harbin, and Shenyang.

Which of these cities is probably the best?

>>76678133
just change the filters so that sino appears on top of the catalog

>tfw Manchu
>tfw hate Chinese 'culture', Korean fake culture, Japanese 'cult'-ure
>tfw have to learn Taiwanese-Chinese culture to feel like I have some connection with my identity/family history
>tfw also have no choice but learn Russian and Russian culture and a bit Mongolian and Central Asian
>tfw Taiwanese and Russians aren't that bad compared to chinks, gooks and japs

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>>76678133

>>76678168
you got the wrong guy but it seems you want some more words to keep you motivated so here you go

摆布 bǎi bù to arrange / to order about / to manipulate
刍 chú to mow or cut grass / hay / straw / fodder
反刍 fǎn chú to ruminate / to chew the cud
赤条条 chì tiáo tiáo stark naked
闪人 shǎn rén (coll.) to beat it / to take French leave
坚毅 jiān yì firm and persistent / unswerving determination
臆想症 yì xiǎng zhèng mythomania
寥寥无几 liáo liáo wú jǐ just a very few (idiom); tiny number / not many at all / You count them on your fingers.
焕然一新 huàn rán yī xīn to look completely new (idiom); brand new / changed beyond recognition
恬静 tián jìng still / peaceful / quiet
尾声 wěi shēng coda / epilogue / end
无伤大雅 wú shāng dà yǎ (of a defect etc) to be of no great matter (idiom) / harmless
光天化日 guāng tiān huà rì the full light of day (idiom) / fig. peace and prosperity / in broad daylight
过气 guò qì past one's prime / has-been

>>76678268
Are u tall and pale looking

Like a Nordic mongol?

>>76678497
Who is she

Sin Wenz is cute, Gwoyeu Romatzyh a shit

>>76678487
just slight mongol features on a north chinese build/frame

5'11 is still manlet status though

>>76678679

/sino/ quality about to go up

thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4n4lupN90I

>>76678725
kek

>>76676727
ANY DAY NOW

>>76678163
Hangzhou

Ningbo

Chengdu

Xian

Go in the late summer/fall

I once bought a pair of sneakers at the shanghai fake market.

They fell apart after about 2-3 months.

>>76678897

Hangzhou is the best city for realz. It's what every chinese city should aspire to be.

>>76678951
>>76678897
Everyone I know that's been to HZ tells me it's overrated and small. Full of tourists, the locals are rich assholes, and the club/girls scene sucks

>>76678996

Exactly, it's the most western-like city.

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>>76678497
You steal my pic.While I sneak shooted too.kek.

>>76679173
>P70625-200504(1).jpg
>(1)

Sure thing I totally believe you

>>76679173
Queue a sequence of ever expanding pictures posted by different people all containing this random chick.

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>>76679173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etAVDjF8VM4

Can someone transcribe (write out in Mandarin) what they're saying from 0:10 to 0:33?

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I miss her

>>76679282
Nigger

>>76679370
누구야?

>>76679208
The origin pic is too large.And a pic larger than 2Mb cannot be uploaded. So i cutted it.

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>>76679397

>>76679370
Who's that?

Also
>tfw I received a notification saying that there's a package from a Taiwan waiting for me at the post office
Gonna go get it after I get a couple hours sleep :3

>>76679469
the story is too sad to tell :(

>>76679483
I'm sorry anon

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“不就是烧你一片林子嘛,要什么赔偿”

>>76679469
It's a girl kidnapped in Illinois. The FBI arrested a suspect and now believe she is no longer alive.

>>76679662
只许州官放火,不许百姓点灯。真特码魔幻。

>>76679453

peru?

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>>76679370
>she is gone

>>76680353
FUCK USA

>>76678725
underrated

>>76678906
how much did you pay?

>>76678906
The worst pair of sneakers I've ever bought failed after just one month. MIC shoes are not always bad, but when you get unlucky the quality could be horrible.

Today marks 20 Years since the Handover of Hong Kong.

Happy Anniversary.

>>76680406
I think I paid around 500 rmb

I think the average age of streamers on bilibili is decreasing at an unsustainable rate

>>76681107
香港占領地成立二十年
大中華共榮圈萬歲

>>76681512
post good female streamers

>>76681606
http://live.bilibili.com/3362970

>>76681652
The game is interesting and the girl is cute/10

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>>76681606
https://www.douyu.com/292081

>>76681652
I thought china was cracking down and banning all livestreamers.

You beta chinkbux give these girls too much attention. And you spend wayyyy too much of your drug exporting and cheap plastic factory money on these girls.

>>76682004
Yeah it's totally banned. Just like golf. Nobody can do it.

>>76681593
How can you even 'occupy' land that once belonged to the country?

>>76685549
I'm sure she has a normiebook page or weibo. Probably some soles in the pose shots on em. Unless they took them down

Best Chinese city to find a wife?
>better if she's educated

>>76685777
Shanghai

She's going to cost a fortune no matter what, may as well go for the best :^)

>>76686033
Are you that Irish guy

>>76686070
The very same

>>76686751
I remember you and the English guy posting about china back in 2012 or 2013 or whenever it was here. You guys inspired me to move there with your stories about Shanghai and Beijing.

What ever happened to your English friend?

>>76686928
>You guys inspired me to move there with your stories about Shanghai and Beijing.
all the stories i've heard about those places on 4chan have been very negative
if there's an actual positive story about those places or just mainland china i'd very much like to hear it

>>76687113
Hence why I said 2012-2013. Back then everyone loved china. Now it's shitty as fugg to live in

>>76686928
Oh wow, I fucking remember that

Yeah we did a lot of work on the wiki and started a QQ group, he had HSK6 after living in Beijing for a while iirc

No idea where that guy is, but I presume like all of us he's here forever, so he's presumably around

That would have been 2012 I guess, I was 22 and just back from China, one of the best times of my life life.

Where did you end up moving to?

Crazy, that was dive years ago. Basically ate at me for five years to come back, but I had to finish college, get some experience, etc. Glad I did.

>>76687347
Are any of those threads archived actually? I had diary entries for my whole time in China, but nothing for the period immediately after, I'd be interested to see what I was posting back then

>>76687347
I moved to good old shanghai and stayed there for a few years. Traveled around china as well. Shit was pretty cash at the time

I want to return at some point. Hopefully the government eases up on their anti foreigner bullshit that's been going around lately. Or they just target the undesirables and kick them out.

>tfw China didn't colonize the Americas

>>76687653
>eases up on their anti foreigner bullshit

Fuck off globalist

>>76687731
>lives in a weak country that fears foreigners

最近看见诗居然会认真看下去了,可能是我不见好转的身体和最近暴雨倾盆一般的药丸内外共同作用让我断了未来可以过上正常生活的念想,心胸开阔了些

>>76687653
Nice, where did you live in SH? Iived way up in Boshan, total dump.

Was back there for the first time in May, stayed in the French Concession and it was a totally different experience, so peaceful

Kind of made me wonder why the hell I was going to HK, but I can always go back if it doesn't work out here

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>76689361
bit mean lad desu

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Was just at the fireworks for the Handover 20y anniversary.

Get the feeling the CCP are about to cuck HK big time, foreign minister basically said the Joint Declaration is meaningless and that Britain can't enforce it, so I'd imagine they're going to start colonising this place harder than ever.

Shame, it has a nice vibe, but I guess it either happens now or in 30 years.

So I just returned from the post office. Turns out the package I mentioned earlier >>76679469 was something I sent to a girl for her birthday last year in september. The post office in Taiwan never notified her that she's got a package to retrieve, and ended up sending it back to me after like 9 months. Very weird, because I never had any problems sending things to her before or after that. But this particular package was returned to me for some reason.

豆瓣小组:父母皆祸害、家暴互助 、抑郁症等都被封掉了。 这些人摊上悲惨的命运不算,现在连抱团取暖都不被允许了。

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>>76689998

Hong Kong is losing its relevance

How is Donald Trump viewed in China?

>>76691008
Big time

You've go to realise that HK was only really valuable during the time that China was inaccessible, i.e.
>during the Canton System
>during the Concessions Period, where ports like Shanghai were open but officially the Bongs weren't allowed to move too freely in China
>during the Communist period

So you had like 100-150 years where HK was the only show in town for Chinese trade, with Singapore a poor cousin.

Now literally every city in China is open for business, and Shanghai and Shenzhen are absolutely booming, while Singapore has got its shit together in an unprecedented way.

HK, meanwhile, is prohibitively expensive, dangerouusly overpopulated, and has a much hungrier rival just over the border, in an era where shipping isn't quite as big a deal as it used to be.

I came to HK because I liked the place, 5 years ago it was a much saner version of Shanghai. Now the situation has reversed, Shanghai is a super livable place and HK is starting to look les attractive.

I'll see what kind of opportunities come up here, but my thinking is that Singapore might be a better option- despite the really restrictive visa laws, there's just a huge amount more going on there than here.

Kind of a shame desu, I really like HK, but you can't stop the inevitable

>>76691389
HK can become the expat reservation.

Would be happy if we could just send all their white asses off to that little city. Kinda like a Zoo.

>>76691581
Most of them come here voluntarily anyway. That'll change once more and more of banking is eaten by automation though, they'll need less and less people, and especially less expensive white people.

I suspect the expat population will shift to Indonesia in particular over the next decade, they seem to be at the early stages of getting their shit together. Possibly Burma too, but I've been hearing that for nearly ten years now and they're still going around in circles

>>76691389
Hong Kong is too stuck in the "muh tradition"

Not learning simplified, not learning mandarin, not diversifying economy. They're painting themselves into a corner.

>>76692025
Nah I can completely understand them wanting to keep their own culture, I'm all in favour of it.

If they just bend over for Mainland culture, they'll become just another Chinese city, it'd be a shame.

But regardless, it's economics, not culture that will fuck this place, same thing as created it.

I suspect by 2047 it'll be close enough to the Mainland that there'll be no real transition to full integration, it'll be done in all but name. CCP know that so they can take their time with it.

>>76691333
He stopped tpp, so most chinese doesn't hate him
And both ccp and china citizens doesn't give a fuck about mexico and other stuff, they're usually quite okay with trump, just afraid that they'll be like mad and start a war against china

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>>76688703
我可以抱抱你嗎?

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>>76679370
I'm from uiuc, It created a flurry on campus. People looking for her n shit, just to have some local yokel steal her.
Hicks have to ruin everything...

>>76692880

Protect all chinese qts on campus from deranged whites

姐单身了19年,
终于有个马来仔追我了。
虽然我一开始就拒绝了他,
但他也为了我开始学习吃猪肉。
我真的好感动,
从来没有男生会为了我做些平时不会做的事情,
突然觉得好幸福,
请问,
我该去哪里举报他吃猪肉?

>>76679662
他妈的河南

>>76683636
When the land was nothing but a mosquito-ridden island until the British developed it

>>76691581
你必须回去

>>76687731
You can be opposed to globalism without hating foreigners

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>>76692880
His Facebook page is a shitshow, i also go uiuc

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>>76695054
Hope she is left for dead and not really dead

我们爱你 <3

>>76692880

>hick

He has a phd in Physics, you gook.

I'd bet money this girl browsed fetlife, and probably planned her own kidnapping. Then something went wrong. News source said he visited a thread on their website about a girl asking for help in how her friends could kidnap her.

>>76701880
>be white worshipping exchange student
>got into the car of random white guy after some smooth talking
>get killed and dumped
LOLLLLLLLLL哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈lol哈 this should happen to all chinese immigrant

>>76701880
You'd be surprised Hans. All women, deep down inside, are filthy whores

>>76702246
>Hans
>Implying he's German

He's clearly an autistic 富二代 fuck studying abroad in Germany

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>>76680283

>>76681107
Only 30 more till HK self-haters get ZHOU'd

>>76679208
Nah I actually think she is one of the chinanon's girlfriends.

He has multiple because he is alpha

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>>76681652
Is this what East Asian weebism looks like?

>>76682004
>>76682529
Wrong.

1. Only the top three sites were told to get licenses. The minor sites are still livestreaming like nothing has happened. The censors only care about popular sites
2. Golf isn't banned. It's only banned for CCP members, and that's not exactly enforced 100%.
3. A few days ago the popular livestream sites got their licenses. I assume they'll self-censor more nowadays though.

Censors in China are lazy. They are like 55 year old people who barely understand windows 10.

>>76687235
>Hence why I said 2012-2013. Back then everyone loved china. Now it's shitty as fugg to live in
Is this irony???

China is much better in 2017 than 2012.

>>76689998
Nah I get the feeling Xi rather have political control and not economic/social control. HKongers bitch about how the Basic Treaty is completely broken nowadays, but in all reality life now isn't much different from 97' when I lived there.

>>76702953
Nah he is the Sinologist who posts on /k/.

t. We go back to 2011 on /k/

CHYYYYYNA!

is 10000 chengyu enough to speak at a 5th grade level

>>76702077
not random. i think it was an assistant professor from her own uni. They probably know each other already

Is China suddenly going "green" just to spite us?

>>76711855
Out of necessity. Commie party needs to keep their "Mandate of Heaven" or else. But getting on nerves of the Americans is a nice plus.

>>76711855
in my business experience of dealing with the chinese for 12 years I can say that chinese people tell lies 99.99% of the times
Im sure the truth is not important / relevant for chinese culture

>>76714006
>>76704083

what are you doing now peru? what business deals have you made? I was WORRIED. when do you leave for your asia trip peru?

>>76712674
Chin's air has been apocalyptic for a decade. But now that we leave Paris agreement suddenly green is the theme. The timing is very suspect.

>>76714086
>But now that we leave Paris agreement suddenly green is the theme.

Only if you haven't payed a single bit of attention in years.

It's been at least since there were all those news stories of beijing's air being garbage.

Also global warming is much worse than just some polluted air. The latter just fucks the surrounding area, not the entire planet.

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>>76714079
are you a member of the WORRIED crew?

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>>76714498

you know it

WAKE UP CHING CHONGS

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*song plays*
>I REMEMBER YOUUUUUUUUUU. YOU MAKE ME STRONGAH, CAN'T GO WITHOUT IT MUCH LONG-
*record scratch*
>seprentza: Hey, turn off the music off for a second mate
>laowhy86: w-what's wrong, buddy
>serpentza: could we, for once, talk about how fucking SHIT China is? I am SO fucking sick of this country. Goddamnit, fuck! Me and my wife never get any privacy. I HATE THESE FUCKING CHINKS. GODDAMN FUCKING CHINKS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHHHHHH DJEJFNDNDMFNGNEJEKKKJJDNNDNRNEMNDGNENSKDRNJFKCKRMANDN!!!3'emmemkskdkrixn!!!!!!'n383&5&;!!:'dm

剑走偏锋 jiàn zǒu piān fēng the sword moves with side stroke (modern idiom) / fig. unexpected winning move / unconventional gambit
神不知鬼不觉 shén bù zhī guǐ bù jué top secret / hush-hush
战壕 zhàn háo trench / entrenchment
穿堂风 chuān táng fēng draft
风雨无阻 fēng yǔ wú zǔ regardless of weather conditions / rain, hail or shine
葫芦 hú lu calabash or bottle gourd (Lagenaria siceraria) / hoist / generic term for block and tackle (or parts thereof) / muddled / (poker) full house
一拍两散 yī pāi liǎng sàn (of marriage or business partners) to break up (idiom) / to separate
讨饭 tǎo fàn to ask for food / to beg
臃肿 yōng zhǒng obese / bloated / swollen (style) / (fig.) (of an organization) oversized or overstaffed
假惺惺 jiǎ xīng xīng hypocritical / unctuous / insincerely courteous / to shed crocodile tears
附庸风雅 fù yōng fēng yǎ (of an uneducated person) to mingle with the cognoscenti / to pose as a culture lover / to be a culture snob / having pretensions to culture
乱哄哄 luàn hōng hōng noisy and in disarray / in an uproar
刨 páo to dig / to excavate / (coll.) to exclude / not to count / to deduct / to subtract
名媛 míng yuán young lady of note / debutante

Too bad the chinese all got scared off by the shitposters. So enjoy some more crappy words

>Communication University of China
How is it?

Holy shit, on the MTR and every single person stinks today

What the fuck is it with rain here and people smelling like shit

>>76718200

Did you get a job there yet

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>>76718567
I alrerady got the visa, but Im looking for a good date to leave
talking about cindy
I have lost a lot of interest for asian girls, Im back on liking peruvian women, they know how to please me.

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>>76718925
Im selling more than ever, my customers are wealthy enough to buy directly from china, some of them tried this before but they ended scammed and cheated by their chinese suppliers, so after all they returned to me, to buy from me and be my customers again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xAgLtjMrW4

>>76718200
Cantonese have always been dirty and smellled like shit. If you go to any Cantonese Chinatown, people live dirtier than homeless meth or heroin addicts, it smells like piss and ammonia and rotting seafood. Even if the community is over one hundred years old like New York's or SF's Chinatown it hasn't considerably changed since then even if a large chunk of the population are even 2nd, 3rd or even 4th gen Americans

Even neighboring Vietnamese neighborhoods full of FOBs are x10 cleaner and more organized than Cantonese Chinatowns with people who don't give a shit about improving their community

>>76719124 #
>>76719248 #

peru pls keep a journal of your daily activities in this general when you land in china and Asia again peru. we will be watching here with enthusiasm and anxiousness peru. peru? will you stop by Seoul or Tokyo to confess your love to cindy or miho?

Peru?

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>已經幾個禮拜沒去健身房
>也不停地抽菸
>今天有個好主意去試以前的max
>deadlift
>squat
>頭開始暈
>在deadlift平台上嘔出早餐
>被踢出健身房
So how did you guys spend Canada Day?

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>>76720392
>當你已經按捺不住心中想要發廚的渴望時
>>76720062
>一邊抽菸邊去健身房
我都去吃到飽減肥

东亚真是倒了血霉。印度板块挤压亚洲形成青藏高原,截断了东西方通过沿海富庶地区陆路交流的可能,同时也阻拦了内亚地区的降水;日本离得太远,不能像英国一样有效向大陆投射力量做东亚搅屎棍阻碍帝国统一;中华本部北方大片富庶平原无险可守,过于利于统一;加上西伯利亚太平洋和西北地区的沙漠,共同导致中华本部既缺少来自其他主要文明的刺激,也缺少本土竞争。

最终结果就是自秦朝统一以来,可以和中央抗衡的势力一路滑坡,从诸侯国、封国、士族,到宋朝终于能够撼动中央和它庞大的官僚体系的,就只剩下它自己了。将近两千年的自组织缺失使得这片土地上的民众成为了的彻头彻尾的原子散人,奴性深重的程度堪称世界之最。“盛世”时作为人肉电池苟且,中央一旦失控,不像西方那样,有教会、其他贵族和国家输入秩序,而只会产生流民作乱军阀混战人口减损30%-80%的炼狱。到今天也看不到脱离这一诅咒的希望

更别提中国做了两千年井蛙式的东亚+东南亚第一,自己在文明程度上实际裹足不前,却产生了德不配位的世纪第一心理,向先进文明学习会遇到强大的阻力

>>76718200
the rain washes off their perfume
cantocucks don't shower, they just drench themselves in smelly water

>>76720455
太主观,太片面

>>76718664
Working on it

Second round interview this week

Going to try Singapore if I don't have anything by around mid-august

So now that it seems like every other mainland chink bitch is filthy rich and has their own money to spend on anything they want, you need to be a fit good looking Chad and/or multi millionaire in order to get them. At least 4 the hot ones.

Amirite

>>76722544
yes and the ugly ones get loans for plastic surgery so they're hot and whore themselves out to rich guys

>>76704906
I know. (anon you are responding to here) Golf isn't banned nor is livestreaming. It just reminded me of people thinking golf is banned due to extremely bad reporting on China.

>>76711855
It's not sudden. I think you're right to notice that you are suddenly hearing a lot more about it now that Trump won.

How is Chinese innovation these days? Is it a meme like I hear from multiple sources or is China a rising power in innovation and tech?

>>76724051
they don't innovate just copycat

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>>76724051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLBb7-kVGK15Gpkaef4ySmAR9H6x5sKaGf&v=s1cKdFeF9VM
i wanna buy one actually

FUCK WHITE MEN

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>Watching vid of 老外 going round china eating loads of street food
>Everything is saturated in fat and oil

How are Chinese not 300lb?

>>76726479
by not eating those garbage often?

Hey guys! I'm new to this subreddit and just wanted to introduce myself. I'm hoping to arrive in Taiwan anytime between late August - early September to teach for a year. I've already talked with a few people on here and received advice on things from transportation (i.e. avoid scooters, take MRT) to getting accustomed to routine (i.e. finding a good gym, finding a city you really want to live in, matching with a good school, etc.). I'm looking forward to talking with you guys! :)

>>76724548
Good post

>Taiwanese Culture Edition

Why is Taiwan so liberal compared to the rest of asia? Kind of makes me not like it.

>>76726533
but isn't a normal chinese breakfast 油条?

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APOLOGISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XBt0epsAmI

Imagine the Chinese version of this.

>大家好!
>I don't care, as long as he is rich and gives me at least 35k RMB each month
>closing credits

>>76727276
Find a rural girl and it will be only 350 RMB

>>76727000
;_;

>>76726950
but that doesn't mean we eat junk food all day long

>>76727586
Give us a detailed listing of what you have eaten today

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>>76698510
>>76707309
what is this shit

>>76727668
for breakfast I had some sandwich, some 涼麵 for lunch and 餃子 for dinner

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>>76727706
>现在都漏得像个破水管似的!

>>76727586
>tfw I'm chatting with a taiwanese girl this very moment who just ate McDonald's
kek

>>76727668
breakfast: 油条 soybean milk
lunch: hakka food. you only need to know that it's fatless and not oily at all
dinner: porridge vegetable salad beef soup
dinner:

>>76727668
早餐:粽子+麦粥
午餐:酸菜鱼+盐水虾+青椒炒茶干+米饭
晚餐:丝瓜炒肉+拍黄瓜+糖饼+麦粥

>>76727706
bragging about your handiwork, malay-chan?

>>76727706
我已经在撸了

>>76727974
you should be glad that she have a good taste

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>>76727974
>交出照片

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>>76728111
>>76728159
very good

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>>76727668
I ate a burger for breakfast

>>76727668
Diet coke and chicken with rice

>>76727668
早餐 白粥 煎蛋 还有前晚剩的姜葱炒鸡
午餐 干捞面
晚餐 一家十人到餐馆 一尾姜葱蒸鱼 咕噜肉 炒青龙菜 瓦煲豆腐 田鸡

>>76728491
not bad for poor people

>>76728491
一家人一起吃飯的感覺真好

>>76727668
中餐 排骨飯
晚餐 牛丼 南瓜泥 鹹蛋苦瓜

>>76728622

chinkies are getting fatter as they get richer

www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-4644980/China-facing-largest-diabetes-epidemic-world-study.html

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>>76728622
吃早餐對你身體健康,anon

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>>76728482
>Watch a video with a 25 year old who is going to a dating agency because she's almost 27 which is leftover cutoff.
>"I want a guy my age that owns his own house".

House prices in China are no better than they are in the west, how many 25 year old's OWN a house?

>C-Milk the fucking cuckshit bought a house to impress his monkey wife's parents and ended up with this piece of shit rotten mudhut

llllmao

>>76730574
what?

I want to learn Chinese but I'm absolutely repulsed by mainland China.

Is Taiwan worth it?

>>76730596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLIGHXbGfE

>>76730670
his wife is cute

>>76728198
她是我的 :^)

Also >>76727668
I didn't eat anything yet today
Gonna make food now though, probably burritos

>went to Lantau
>whole way back on the cable car some middle aged Australian sexpat was arguing loud with his Thai sex goblin about some trivial shit
>when they stopped arguing they took selfies with selfie sticks, he made her less pissed by taking photos of her

How do I not end up like this man

>>76730894
Leave Asia

>>76730894
Leave asia but then you will just be lonely westerner

>>76730659
>learning chinese
Let's fix this first
How about not learning useless east asian language (including japanese and korean) which is far from your cunt and is barely going to make your life better in any terms

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你们喜欢韩国女生吗?

>>76730740

she's a literal fucking monkey. don't ever try to date an asian pedor

>>76730894

when I visited HK I saw sights like that as well kek. what's with these guys, they can't get local HK chink sluts so they resort to ass-faced monkeys?

>>76731571
they're on their way back home, HK is just a popular stopover

>>76730894
I want to move to Asia for some reason. I've been there for a few times. I just hope that I don't become another white loser in the East.

Why did he have to buy a house to get married to a Chinese girl?

That South African didn't. And he married a doctor.

>>76732134
Because he is a cuck who married a nong

>>76732212
Surely farm girls would want less from men

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>>76731073
not really

>>76730894
Avoid visiting Lantau

>>76732554
yeah such a tourist trap
overpriced shitty cable car, gimmicky fucking theme park type shit once you get off and a gaudy ass buddha with 5 million selfie stick waving chinks

>>76732627
Yeah it was meh, weather wasn't great tbf

Wouldn't have minded doing the hike but I didn't have the right footwear for it in the wet. Went part of the way up and saw a lad being stretchered down by Mountain Rescue so I said fuck it

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我要去上海市场买妻子

>>76732950
good idea, save her from the coming apocalypse

>Laowhy put's video evidence of himself breaking the law on youtube

How has he not been deported?

The mainland really needs to crackdown on European and Russian scrubs coming there in huge numbers to teach Engrish illegally.

There are so many Eastern Europeans and Southern Europeans doing dancing white monkey jobs. Restrict or completely ban their visas already you dumb chinks.

>>76733255
You just want the monkey jobs for yourself, I'm on to you.

REMOVE WHITE MEN

>>76726479
Superior genetics lad.

>>76728517
regular chink stuff

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Erotes Studio你怎麼不直接去吃屎好了?

>從9/25到12/24
>12/24到5/10
>5/10到6/30
>6/30到7/13
要不要直接不發售算了?

>Q1.你們能確保不會延期嗎?
>遊戲本體、廣播劇及雨港特典皆已完成,我們有十足的信心能不再延期。
我幹你祖宗十八代勒!!!

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>>76735107
Whoa 這是三小? 台灣VN?

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>>76735107
我現在就在這裡預言 7/13 當天或之前他們肯定會再出事
另一次延期 遊戲品質爆炸或工作室倒閉
我們走著瞧

附帶一提
他們真的可憐到要賣官方R18本來籌錢了
沒人買遊戲哭哭喔

I want a chinese girlfriend but i don't want to live in china ;_;

I'd be interested in the qt who i video over wechat 2-3 times a week but fuck long distance.

>>76730659
They're the same, so sure.

>>76735818
try canada, for some reason all my classmates went there for college

>>76732627
if you don't have a selfie stick you are doing it wrong. selfie sticks produce better selfies 100% of the time. period.

>>76735946
>taking selfies

>>76735946
Unironically this.

Anyone know where I can find episodes of "in the name of the people"?

what will happen to permanent resident expats in HK come 2047 or the crazy nationalistic wave whatever comes first?
>t. expat HKer born and raised

>>76736695
shot on sight

>>76736264
http://maplestage.com/show/%E4%BA%BA%E6%B0%91%E7%9A%84%E5%90%8D%E7%BE%A9

>>76737154
>no english subs

Guess I need to work on my zhongwen

>>76737669
Assuming your vocabulary isn't terrible (you can read at least 2k characters or so in words) you can probably handle chinese shows but you might want to find an easier one first. Also consider finding one that has english subs that can be turned off and on, and only looking at them when you don't understand the chinese subs. Watch a couple ~30 ep shitty romance drama and then you'll probably be able to handle tougher stuff.

>>76732950
>上海
Prepare to bleach yourself from head to toe (no niggers or """""whites""""" allowed) or be rich
>>76733083
What apocalypse, my proxy chink pengyou?

>>76738005
>Watch a couple ~30 ep shitty romance drama
I recommend 欢乐颂。

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>>76738005
>(you can read at least 2k characters or so in words)

I know 500 words, mostly based around ordering food.

>>76738103
I would too but when I watched the first season it only had English subs for like the first 4 episodes.

Also I wish I had 包亦凡's voice

>>76738239
Better get started on that anki then.

>Watch "The food ranger", chinese people tell him he should marry a chinese girl
>My language partner asks if I'm single, "you should marry a chinese girl".

Is this some chinese meme?

>>76738637
stop watching the cuck ranger

>>76738779
Are there any alpha male bloggers I should watch?

我是宅男

>chicken feet

yeah..nah

Can a foreigner find work in China?
>anything for cheaper cost of living

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>>76739501
kys

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>>76740361
Apartment rent are just as expensive in China as they are in the west so "lower cost of living" isn't 100% true.

>Can a foreigner find work in China?

Some people literally get offered jobs because they're white

The question you should be asking is "Should I do these jobs". Well, they are illegal and you risk getting arrested and deported. But I know people who live in china and they say everyone does it.

>>76740524
Why are they illegal? For reasons other than that you probably didn't go there on a work visa?

>>76741053
yes and because you wouldn't get a working visa for the job you're doing in the first place

>>76741295
I'm not sure why they clamped down on work visas. Used to be you'd go there on a tourist visa, get a job and then turn it into a work visa. Now they put all kinds of hoops for people to jump through.

The fact that these monkey jobs exist is proof that china needs people to do them. So I don't know why the government is making it hard.

>>76741678
honestly they don't "need" people to do them, a lot of chinese just stupidly think that any random white person is a better english teacher than people who have actually studied teaching. So the government probably wants to disincentivize that so more english majors get teaching jobs.

>>76741749
Correct a person who has studied teaching is a better English teacher. But the fact that the monkey jobs exist means either one of two things, either there's not enough qualified teachers to go around. Or people don't want to pay for qualified teachers.

The fact that the job exists is proof of the need.

>>76741827
yeah, i'm saying it's the latter, people prefer a white person to a qualified teacher. But if it's harder to get white people maybe they will get qualified teachers instead. It's not like they have to pay the qualified teacher more than the white person necessarily, they just have to get over their assumptions that white = good teacher.

>>76741879
The qualified teacher would also most likely be white wouldn't they?

I wouldn't even call teaching that much of a white monkey job.
Sure the majority of ESL scum in Asia is a bunch of retards but isn't the monkey shit more in the realm of being the random white guy at a company meeting to fake a more international profile?

>>76741919
Show me an actual licensed teacher with more than a shitty two month TEFL course who would willingly move to China as an English teacher unless that person has major yellow fever or is actually a prof at some university.

>>76742037
Teaching isn't monkey work per se but teaching English in a northern rural town to 10 year old chain smokers probably us.

>China's Most Infamous 'Ghost City' Is Rising From The Desert

https://www.google.de/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/wadeshepard/2017/06/30/ordos-chinas-most-infamous-ex-ghost-city-continues-rising/amp/

>m-muh chinese ghost city!
>m-much chinese growth is fake narrative!
>C-china will collapse any day now!

Get fucked, cucks.

>>76742496
world domination imminent

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>>76746132
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