San Andreas Edition
Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VewzN781wQ
halo 3? nah pal, prefer simpsons hit n run myself
ever notice how kids that grew up playing sonic, spyro, crash bandicoot, jak and daxter, conker, DK, ratchet and clank, banjo kazooie etc ALL turn out to be furries?
our laci (queen of brit)
convinced this is how elliot felt
gta sa is good too. still love halo 3
nmiamine
Mercy is best girl
sonic 3
>>76654176
haha weird that
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>>76654176
played all them and still want to gas furries
>>76654176
>sonic
a bit
>spyro
loads
>crash bandicoot
loads
>jak and daxter
nah
>conker
a bit
>DK
nah
>ratchet and clank
loads
>banjo kazooie
nah
not a furry
sara davidson to the bogs
that's sara davidson to the bogs please
>>76654180
bit clingy
>>76654155
I'm in my twenties and never had a gf in my life. Never used my benis too. How fucked am I lads?
>>76654176
played most of those and will play banjo kazooie now as an adult, I'm one of the normie-est posters here
most people who play sonic aren't autistic but most autists are sonic fans
>>76654176
I grew up playing GTA3 and I still turned into a pseudo-furry.
(Love the whole animal-people thing, but hate every furry I've ever met and realized the fandom is only about porn and egos instead of autistic worldbuilding.)
Think it's because my only friend was my dog before he died.
>>76654194
That's a pretty hot cosplay. Always wanted to fuck a cosplay chick in full cosplay but I don't think I could even pay for it none of them are hookers.
>>76654182
Played it first time coop, when you attack the giant purple robot spiders and that irish jig fiddle and electric guitars are playing you finally break into the robots, blow up their engine and run away just in time to see the giant explosion in all it's glorious bloom lighting
Such a good game.
>>76654176
shut up i love the old sonic games but furries are disgusting. also nearly all the sonic games after dreamcast have been terrible
>>76654233
both of them
homosexuality is a sin
lot of closet furries about today
real bender hours started early today
>>76654266
bet you're going to reply a brad reaction image to yourself
Wheezing
>when you're sitting there on Facebook with her chat window open, your cursor just hovering over the text box, suddenly you see the "is typing" and you pre-empt her with a "Hiiiii hello:3"
TFW the "is typing disappears" and she doesn't reply
haha time to shoot up some schools
>>76654275
Is it homosexuality if you think it's one of those margaret thatcher women with an ugly nose but then it turns out it's actually an old drag queen who had their cock hidden under a shoe?
Asking for a friend. A friend named Dennis.
>>76654243
>>76654177
We'll jusging by the flag your posting under you're a little black bastard hun, back to Scotland with you planter
>>76654285
No, I thought we were remembering good games we have good memories of.
>>76654155
JUST FOLLOW THE FUCKING TRAIN YOU BELLEND
Realized that I'm completely incapable of having a good conversation with someone unless I'm drunk/on drugs
>>76654226
>tesco
BIG
AUSSIE
BOYS
>>76654288
diagnosis: autism
>>76654287
>>76654266
yeah, not to mention how amazing the multiplayer was
>>76654155
fun fact danny dyer was a voice for a mission in this
why are girls bums so nice lads
>>76654243
Isn't that pretty standard by jap standards
>ywn
>>76654352
why are girls from brums bums so yum?
>>76654321
wew
>>76654180
Pathetic freak
was about to make a post but then I decided it was shit
>literally namedropping 4chan on channel 4 news
He's here isn't he.
>>76654365
>identifying as alt-right
mong
>>76654352
don't understand. Poo comes out of their bumholes, yet I love the appearance smell of them, and the taste too
>>76654355
>Isn't that pretty standard by jap standards
Well I am not your average herbivore nip since I speak english fluently, fit (do martial arts), and don't looks like beta. Just can't talk for shit. What about Brits?
ahhh lads just dropped some pills hahah
(paracetamol and ibuprofen for my cold, might do some tylenol aswell in a bit)
how long after taking diazepam is it safe to start drinking?
>>76654420
hahah classic gaz
>>76654365
with a chest like that at 19 i'm going to hazard heather's got a thistle under her kilt if you know what i'm getting at.
>mboko thinks i'm actually going to reply to him for a second thread
screeching
>>76654405
Pizza face
>>76654341
Pit and the map with the brown Hill were amazing,
>>76654439
it is safe anytime, the danger is how much you drink
6 of the finest fish fingers in the oven
Oh for fucks sakes
>>76654439
don't know
>>76654365
>>76654287
Was this filmed in Edinburgh?
>>76654488
HOWLING
I don't like that some of my views are being associated with this lot though.
doing a commit of a suicide
>>76654488
screeching
First class
>>76653556
yeah same
>>76654488
>>76654488
>not one, but two frog masks
>>76654176
jak and daxter isnt a furry game
incidentally it's also the only one on that list i've played
>French President Emmanuel Macron will break with tradition and not give a news conference on Bastille Day because his "complex thoughts" may prove too much for journalists, reports say.
>A presidential source said Mr Macron's thinking did not "lend itself" to a question and answer session.
>>76654418
29 had 3 girlfriends, been single for 2+ years, socially autistic and can't connect with people, women in particular
can't complain too much, at least I've actually had sex but wish I had better social skills and didn't just stand there awkwardly in silence
>>76654523
>>76654563
>>76654287
>>76654365
>>76654405
>>76654488
Fantastic. So now I'm going to be lumped in with these people if I display anything other than far left leaning views
there's something fucky going on on this planet, too many things just don't add up
doing a think
>>76654563
so this is the power of radical centrism
>>76654488
what's the source of this? image search isn't helping
>>76654563
>the frogs voted for this
SCREECHING
>>76654563
hoping his deregulatory (except for trade unions who get regulated more) program leaves france more vulnerable to the upcoming global financial crisis and that by 2022 Macron becomes a byword for failiure akin to Kinnock or Major.
>>76654566
>socially autistic and can't connect with people, women in particular
>at least I've actually had sex
How is this possible? Is it your looks that are good?
>>76654605
https://www.channel4.com/news/fake-news-and-the-alt-right
Screenshotted from here
Absolute cringe
is this the pinnacle of animated kino audio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWt0-dy3s4E
>>76654572
I'm crying
>kino
>>76654563
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/6kd0wh/verysmart_president_of_france_has_thoughts_too/
>>76654563
tfw too intelligent to be smart
He has autism.
>>76654648
no dont
watching comfy gun videos lads
>>76654701
hickok45 here
>>76654701
fatcock69 here
>>76654321
LONDON
>>76654637
>Sam's explanation of his leredpilling
the poor lad
>>76654693
who?
>>76654693
>the bell curve
fucking irl pol
>>76654636
Same with me really. Had sex with multiple girls, first at 15, but with several years in between each. Just luck really
fucking dickheads
>>76654636
I wouldn't say so personally, I get lots of looks from women and they tend to hang around me, just when they talk to me I don't really have much to say. The women I did see were all very outgoing women who could carry the conversation and were really interested in me for some reason but eventually I guess they get exhausted of doing all the work?
cant decide where to go on holidays
poo bum
>>76654784
japan
>>76654742
About 8 minutes in the libertarian says Hitler was the perfect man.
This shit should never have gotten into real life. They're all fucking newfags cunts as well.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/3914837/theresa-may-secretly-agrees-to-end-public-sector-pay-cap-as-senior-tory-mps-march-on-no10/amp/
WE WON
>Just wait a few months so it doesn't look like we're giving in
>>76654784
Blackpool xx
>tfw to intelligent to speak in public
>>76654784
Niggerpool
Fukkk ayo this got a niBBa trippin tho
>>76654829
Germans deserved it though
>>76654829
:OOO
this really opened my eyes
sometimes i hesitate
struggling to think of something witty to post before the post timer hits 0
fuck it this'll have to do
>>76654794
which is why lumping yourself with groups is a bad idea, you then are associated with what that group does and says, same with any group
the left and right of politics are both complete messes
>>76654802
hah look he's hugging a black man
Dresden
never
happened.
it's been said that I'm incredibly pretty for a man
Boss just realised we're underspent on the budget and have £20,000 to spend by the end of the month (i.e. today).
What should I order lads?
sue
>>76654793
not a billionaire
>>76654918
your mum doesn't count, boy
must be difficult to be a woman
reporting my bitcoin losses to the taxman
>>76654923
A cocaine fuelled party with hookers
>>76654923
cornetto
>>76654923
tassimo machine
>>76654923
cornetto
>>76654829
>justnationalistgirls
su
thread dead
>>76654923
netto
>Chinese FWB tried to get a job in the US but had his visa turned down due to increased immigration restrictions
THANK YOU BASED TRUMP
>>76654968
how old is this piece of ass
>>76654968
errrr no
I'd like to speak to whoever is in charge around here please.
>>76654996
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>76654989
the cgf has to go back cos her visa runs out :'( open borders now
>>76654996
bit ageist and sexist
>>76655010
i typed that with my fingers, which are all for your mum
>>76655004
ahoy hoy
>>76654923
one freddo WITH wrapper.
>>76654923
new tables and chairs
Jay Z named the Jew on his new album
>>76654923
cleanliness is next to godliness
>>76655032
It was a reasonable question
just want to know if she baggy fanny and sour dough ass dog
>>76655069
oh god, he's shit with names as well, look at his kids
>>76654923
dominoes
>>76655035
kek
>>76654923
friday night mate just go to the club and order bottle serivce between like 8 people youc ould probably burn that in a few hours np
>kek
>>76655083
>ass
foy
Ah yes, the ol 'barber ruined my hair' gimmick
>>76654829
only thing that churchill did wrong was stopping at 600000
>>76654923
what business?
>>76655099
alri big spender
he said 20k not 20 b
>>76655146
cosmetic dentistry in oxford
the cuckold gf has to go back to sweden
>>76655157
reeeeeeeeeeee
t.im
intentionally giving myself diabetes to get more benes
>>76655161
hope she got blacked
>He spoke of Martyn's life as "one long rollercoaster ride". He had a "wicked sense of humour" and a gift for "turning the ordinary into the extraordinary".
>>76655196
you can get them for being alcy and druggie too
watching a documentary on netflix and what its saying is that sugar doesnt cause diabetes at all; its caused solely by fat
isnt that interesting
>>76655196
incredible that you made that post as i was typing this one out
isnt that interesting
dildos are chads of the willy world
>>76655069
God damn. Rap is by far the most red pilled genre. They name the Jew more than Alt-Liters do.
Prove me wrong.
>“Some tall Israeli is running this rap shit” - Mos Def
>“Jews are responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world” - Professor Griff of Public Enemy
>Rapper Desiigner revealed he prefers to say “I’m smoking Jew kids” rather than the boring, old “I’m smoking weed.”
>"Hip-hop is being deviously destroyed by Jews in a plot to make black Americans seem stupid" - Scarface of Geto Boys
>"Artists gettin’ robbed for their publishing / By dirty Jewish execs who think that it’s alms from the covenant" - Lupe Fiasco
>"But before you try to curve it/ Do your research on David Irving/ Stalin was way worse than Hitler/ That's why the POTUS gotta wear a kippah" - B.O.B.
>>76655040
Now then, I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against one or more of your colleagues here. The language in this place is dreadful to say the least, and any semblance of decorum and decency has gone completely out the window. Furthermore, I was told there would be regularly scheduled gimmicks provided, but I haven't seen a single one in the entire 20 minutes I've been here. I paid £20 for my subscription to your service and I expect to see my money's worth. I'll have you know my brother is alderman of this city and can see you in very hot water if I am not best pleased.
So, let's start with some fresh (You)s shall we? and then we can talk gimmicks.
>>76655032
>>76654968
>you now remember the time she was cremaing herself over alex turner
>>76655217
haha yeah really interesting mate *turns around and talks to someone else*
DamB
why is it that all pakis drive BMWs and heres me rising the bus to work every day
is there a special benefit for brown people
"cremaing"
Had a good day lads?
>Went gym
>In pool for 30 mins after weights
>Lounged around between the sauna, steam room, ice bath and jacuzzi for an hour or two
Lovely
>>76655260
actually a word in the oxford dictionary gimp
business idea: stand outside the off licence to give underage drinkers alcohol in exchange for sex
>>76655259
leasing
big fan of rice crispies lately, gone off cheerios.
might return to wheetos in the future, a blast from the past
>>76655217
there are a thousand studies each saying different things and contradicting one another
*sleeps on you*
>>76655257
>hair going grey
>hair thinning on crown
wtf I'm only 23
>>76655292
>Went gym
runt runt runt
Been thinking
must be proper weird to live in a country like america or australia, where if you went back 500 years you wouldnt be in the same civilisation
>>76655298
>wheetos
vile
bran flakes in summer, porridge in winter, crunchy nut cornflakes for a treat
>>76655298
cornflakes & rice krispies are the GOAT
floccinaucinihilipilification
>>76655259
they just have like 50 kids and claim benefits for them all, also they claim all the other benefits they can plus live like 30 people per room in a house
have you seen them trying to fit the whole family in a 5 seat car, they pack their smelly curry eating selves in
>>76655316
goodnight fat shite
>>76655316
*strokes your chubby belly*
no.
Been thinking
must be proper weird to live in a city like london or birmingham, where if you went back 50 years you wouldnt be in the same civilisation
>>76655331
are you fat too
the floccinaucinihilipilification of my mother's love is a given
>>76655316
literal animal abuse
>>76655389
a little bit yes
why?
>>76655316
how does it even move
remember 10-15 years ago when it wasn't attractive for women to be fat ethnically ambiguous kim kardashian-lookalike whores
need a gf with a genuine rape fetish
>>76655414
This is actually quite frustrating when you're really tired. Just want to sleep but the body still insists that I feel guilty for not nutting
>>76655414
why can't women just say what they want?
>>76655468
they don't know what they want
hmm
>>76654601
that's their game
discredit and disperse through social shaming
>>76655468
women know what they want and what is best for them
>>76655257
If you really look at the conflicts across the middle east and north africa, the amount of different groups that are fighting one another, it's all so stupidly convoluted and ridiculous. They're so transcendingly stupid. there would never be this much conflict anywhere else in the world, because everyone would prioritise who they hated most and just target them, basically keep doing that until everyone gets along. Literally impossible in the middle east. They all feel that strongly about various points in history coupled with how they interpret various bits of an old book, that they will literally just kill each other forever and never eliminate any one thing they all hate
>>76655380
>school was 500 years old
>house is 300 years old
>uni is 900 years old
>road is 600 years old
>city is literally so old the romans called it ancient
>same government structure for 800 years (minus a small blip)
But oh yes, lets have some paki cunt tell me about my own city.
off yerself
>>76655416
>a little
so you look like Mr blobby
might make it my life's work to advance the cause of creationism and antivaccinations
>>76655485
is that a boy?
>>76655485
please tell me she has a penis
>>76655414
>>76655477
best post itt
>>76655498
>those shoulders
no
(also you could just look up the filename you spastic)
>>76655494
calm down mixed race 20 something with afro
It's going to get ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGERk27PMRg&ytbChannel=Thales%20de%20Oliveira%20Gomes%20%231
>>76655498
>>76655517
no thats prince harrys gf
>>76655519
>memecentre
>>76655536
can trace my lineage back to the 8th century you faggot
i even have my own coat of arms from the Heraldric Court
>>76655541
because that would be barbaric
>>76655541
bullets are expensive on the queen's account.
>you get a stunning gf
>she sees your entire posting history
Do you do it lads?
>>76655541
why does she go completely limp as soon as he touches her? what a dumb bitch
ah this is some shit now
they just said and im not joking: 1 egg is as bad for your health as smoking 5 cigarettes
close to binning it
Lads, do travelodge tend to ask for ID when you check in if you booked+paid online?
>>76655562
I delete mine
>>76655562
>why do you want to know what books everyone is reading so often Anon?
get tired every day around 2pm, is this normal?
>>76654262
There's at least one I know of in Newcastle has a lot of costume but never been with her.
>>76655575
what is the basis for this?
>>76655541
yank cops are utter scum
should all be disarmed and thrown naked into a ghetto
>>76655595
prefer not to say
>>76655547
>incestuous german royalty is fucking the fauna again
What a surprise
>>76655590
Its called depression
>>76655498
hope so
>>76655602
hello nigger
>>76655600
Have you ever smoked an egg? Physically it's not so harmful, but psychologically, you're never the same.
>>76655575
if it tastes good, it's good for you
>>76655590
are you the so called thailad?
>>76655600
because it contains cholesterol
but that claim is nonsense
>>76655640
intriguing
tube kot
>>76655584
Noice. Money was tight this month until payday. Buggered myself out of 30 squiddles worth of early booking savings.
>>76655640
rather not say
>>76655645
Nice one!
*scoffs a full cheesecake*
back from the doctors
diagnosis lung cancer.
eating too many eggs apparently
>>76655655
would launch that furry piece of shit into orbit with one well place blow to the chest
trying to get to work here
>>76655655
>please touch in and out
>>76655668
sugar doesn't taste good
>>76655658
Did he?
Did you know? 5 cigarettes contain as much cholesterol as 1 egg.
just found out my new uni has a college cat called Churchill
things just get better and better
>>76655693
Oh right.
*spits it out*
>>76655709
FONT FOB
i will destroy isis
>>76655709
The SJWs won't like that.
>>76655709
FOB
comfy videos lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsxAUyVet8A
>>76655723
ship all niggers off to liberia
Any fuccbois in York want to meetup?
>>76655678
doctors don't know shit about nutrition
its just take these pills with some water twice a day and come back a month later when I prescribe you some more pills to deal with the side effects of these pills I just gave you
BTW fruit is good for you eat lots of it its only filled with sugar
Australia House in London is probably nicer than any actual house (or other building) in Australia
>>76655723
*urge to civilise intensifies*
>>76655709
whoops wrong picture aha
this is Churchill
>>76655146
monkey business
Girls from Limerick are fucking peng tings
Must be those 3rd world genetics at play
>>76655726
germany finally legalize gay marriage and people are acting like it's the greatest moment in european history
>>76655750
>eating in north korea
>comfy
I severely doubt it. Gonna wait for a /brit/ review of the vid.
>>76655752
drop dead rancid harlot
>>76655739
Sjws don't even like each other or themselves, they just love to hate
notice anything about the 100 worst landlords in LA?
>>76655652
While it has been established that eggs do contain cholesterol, it has not yet been conclusively proven that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
>>76655723
hmmmmm
>>76655766
looks deep in thought
>>76655774
>peng tings
t. mboko Seánín
>>76655787
Get off Facebook mum you're embarrassing me in front of the lads at brit
>>76655809
they're mostly of german descent?
alri lads ahaha x
>>76655774
mboko
wish they turned Ireland into a comfy medieval shire land
just looks like a boring UK extension really
>>76655847
....yes
>>76655655
Gipsy Hill train station not tube station
love that kot
mboko mboko he comes from lesotho
>>76655860
Come to south Armagh and chat this shit, you'll get banged bruv
>>76655774
the so-called cat
>>76655809
they're all male?
down with the patriarchy
*takes a deep breath on my inhaler*
*snorts like a pig and swallows a whole pack of jammy dodgers*
>>76655809
>jews are behind capitalism AND communism
they really are the chosen ones
>>76655860
No it doesn't
>>76655892
Ok we've seen the pussy, now show us the cock
>>76655897
>>76655895
>>76655892
good posts
>>76655898
idiot
>>76655889
Armagh isn't irish sweetie
>>76655739
>>76655806
praise kek
>>76655849
hi haha x
hahaha x x x
x haaa x x
X
X ha
X
X uh
X
X uh fffff...
X ah
X uh
X uh
X uhhh
X ahh AHHH
XXXXX ah... shit
>>76655655
here he is on my lap
>>76655941
fantastic post
>cryptophthalmos
>>76655834
thinkign bout Dresden ;(
>>76655860
Ireland is our sidecar.
>>76655891
Vikings lasted for like 5 minutes in Limerick because that's where the dal gcais clan were. Based boru BTFO snownigs.
>>76655809
landlords should all be shot regardless of origin
Poo: (bring you best girls)
>>76655964
>>76655964
>>76655964
>>76655897
>implying they create and not just infiltrate
>>76655946
did you steal a cat?
>>76656033
he's just a friendly and public creature, simple as
feels bad having to move him to get on the train
>>76655257
>>76655575
Kek
Is this that doc that has all the pills in the burger?