/brit/

alpaca

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eeeeeeepipipipipipi

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imagine he'd won

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based

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HOWLING

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the emotion tonight

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Chip would actually bury Bugzy in a 1v1 boxing match

buried him lyrically, can bury him in the ring too

https://www.lingscars.com/

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sue

>>76652055
>It's not like communists are arguing there shouldn't be iPhones
fuck off idiot
why would iPhones exist at all in a "proper" comunist society? they are luxury goods of no real value or use over other options

having a cell phone/smart phone is one thing, but there are plenty of options available besides iPhone, you choosing to own one shows that deep down you couldn't care less about what you claim to believe and simply fall back on the shit non-argument that "oh well when communism happens everything will be perfect but right now conspicuous consumption is ok for me because I'm special"

>>76652141
what the actual fuck lmao

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cute lads x

>>76652159
can't tell if you're arguing for or against communism

>>76652141
he was having a little too much fun making this website

>>76652126
could knock this runt on his back with a single punch

>>76652159
They might not literally be iPhones, but there's no reason not to make something of exactly the same functionality, and frankly it doesn't matter whether or not they stick a fucking fruit on it.

>>76652141
virus, shan;t

>>76652159
oh shit
that nigger got verbally knocked the fuck out

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>>76652084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSxVMlO7hgU

What english is hardest to understand

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boys in skirts

>>76652141
>the cars bounce when you hover over them
how ling

>>76652195
kerry

>>76652195
icelandic

>>76652195
Rural meme irish
No idea what they are saying ngl

which one of you embarrassing faggots was this

>>>/fit/41975099

>when you visit your birds twitter and there's a million other dudes liking all her vapid nonsense tweets

>>76652195
probably some obscure irish and rural black

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>>76652241

>>76652195
irish and american ghetto black

>>76652159
>you choosing to own one shows that deep down you couldn't care less about what you claim to believe
was it your pointed hat or your slanty little eyes that prevented you from being able to read the thread and realize the one person there arguing for iPhone ownership had stated multiple times that they weren't a communist?

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>>76652159
>being a moralist

lol

swallowed a french man's nut last night
feels like I've let my country down 2bh

>>76652208
ahh I miss being a cute twink teenager and taking lots of pictures of me crossdressing them and posting them on the internet

shame puberty hit me like a truck at 20 and I got all fat and manly

>>76652243
what's the point of non famous twitter accounts

>>76652182
but there already are other options with the same or better functionality, options which are much more respecting both of workers and of the user.
there wouldn't be an "iphone" like I said because why would there be? what reason does iPhone have to exist at all besides as a luxury brand option with a closed garden like OS?
without capitalism there is no iPhone and no reason for there ever to be one.

this is all beside the point because this hypothetical communist utopia is a fantasy, but right now you make choices which directly counter your supposed beliefs.

https://www.lingscars.com/about

can someone explain this person's existence?

if europeans are superior then how come muslims nearly took over europe fucking lmao
>spain
>france
>italy
>balkans
>malta
BLACKED

>>76652241
it's literally one guy who continuously posts bradley. sometimes others join in but it's mainly him

>>76652243
>when you need to fuck off normie twat

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I'M UPSET

>>76652195
londoners

>>76652287
wwew post one

>>76652288
because people think they're important and their opinions matter, they don't.

Why do humans get philosophical and shit at night?

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>>76652303

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>>76652055
FKING THATCHA

ah yes the gf's being harassed by some indian on facebook again

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

-Steve Irwin

>>76652338
more like fucking captcha aha x

>>76652346
post his profile, I'll put him out of business

>>76652363
haha nice one mate top stuff

>>76652276
then why are you arguing?
I think its fine to own an iPhone, just when these socialist runts have their whole Macbook suite and yet groan on about the plight of the plebs its massively hypocritical

>>76652289
>but there already are other options with the same or better functionality, options which are much more respecting both of workers and of the user.
So slap a fruit on it, that's your iPhone under communism, but I didn't come here to argue that people should become communists to fight for better fucking iPhones. My point was purely about ethical consumption being a meme.

>>76652347
stingrays are the hardest

>>76652315
I haven't seen Whiplash cause I don't get how I would like it
the 'dit constanty wanks to it but how would a movie about le eccentric coach teaching white, dull looking drummer be kino?

love me some twitter, gotta keep the world updated in my bowel movements, I mean my opinions on lobe island

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>>76652303
most of /brit/ uses them you fucking spastic

>>76652346
post pics x
>>76652347
you think people are harder you should check my willy atm

>>76652388
It seems that not even PR is safe from 'but REDDIT likes it'
Your loss

>>76652347
POO IN THE LOO

>>76652408
people occasionally do but it's most one autist

>>76652422
???

>>76652126
Greater London

>>76652408
its just 1 autist

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hmmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hsfhtwPpFs

post boobs pls thx

>>76652431
are you me?

>>76652414
it's not the fact that reddit wanks to it that puts me off, in fact that's what piqued my interest as first, it's the premise
is there more to it?

>>76652468
love her

kick out cenk and have her run the show, it would improve tenfold

>>76652388
it is a good movie, maybe not kino
not everything reddit likes is reddit but everything that's reddit is liked by reddit

>>76652378
its a meme because you say its a meme because of a load of nebulous rhetoric which means very little in reality.
but even if you have an issue with all consumption being unethical, how does that make going to the exact opposite corner and splurging of flashy luxuries somehow not hypocritical?
your argument is basically that "everything is bad so that means I can act completely contrary to how I say you should act and its ok" as opposed to taking real steps to try and resolve these issues?

*removes your cladding*

>>76652479
Just watch the movie and decide whether you like it or not you wank

People nowadays always needing others to form opinions for them

>>76652472
don't think so

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>>76652479
at first*
>>76652489
made me think

>>76652468
>CNN's last effort to plug its sharply declining viewers.webm

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>>76652506
>not basing your opinion of a movie on the Youtube comments of an movie reviewer

>>76652508
didn't think so, so don't butt into my conversation okay sweaty x

>>76652490
lot of big words there chang

>>76652285
this country was born out of us swallowing a french man's nut, you are a true patriot son

>>76652490
>your argument is basically that "everything is bad so that means I can act completely contrary to how I say you should act and its ok" as opposed to taking real steps to try and resolve these issues?
No, my argument is that whether I partake in that consumption or not is irrelevant to whether I'm taking real steps to resolve these issues, because the real solution isn't "don't buy it."

If I'm a politician concerned about the welfare of coal miners, I can do a damn sight more work drafting a bill on mandatory gas alarms and hard hats in my coal-heated house then I can do shivering like a pauper while having a wank to my own piousness.

>>76652505
*removes your pants*

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/880711055617536000
Card is in the post

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kak

>>76652574
*presses dick against your willing face*

do you reckon pepperoni was invented to be the perfect pizza topping or was it a happy concidence?

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>>76652588
oh so she didn't drop out and become a bog cleaner at tesco?

>>76652589
me at the bottom with zero (0) thumbs up

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boys in tights

>>76652588
why are you still posting your tweets here

>>76652606
Fake news

>>76652601
>pepperoni on pizza
bluepilled as fuck

just lost the internet, christ on a cracker

>>76652593
*touch precum with tongue through pants*

do you reckon christ was invented to be the perfect cracker topping or was it a happy concidence?

*gets my bits out*

>>76652588
>>76652619
Howling

>>76652588
Looks like bogs are off the menu boys

hate crackers

>>76652651
happy coincidence d esu

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>>76652562
coal miners are irrelivant to the issue, stop trying to distract.
and you're right, the best solution is just to not consume period.
yet as you said people still need to live in the world, thus there are plenty of options which work on the right direction available to someone who genuinely cares.

but when all you're concerned with is fashion, both in your "ideals" and actions, then buying an overpriced luxury item you don't need and don't use for anything meaningful, then apparently giving the capitalist system you hate so much a full loving embrace is perfectly ok.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-30/bilnd-recruitment-trial-to-improve-gender-equality-failing-study/8664888

Howling

love christ
love crackers
hate reddit

simple as

>>76652694
neurons positively buzzing at this article

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>which many believed would increase the number of women in senior positions

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Gobbling down a pomee.

>>76652714
you forgot
love cock

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which one?

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>>76652694

>>76652759
top ones

>>76652738
it's pomegranate

>>76652743
Now Italy is on Ireland's side we're done for

>>76652759
Top

NEED to go tesco to get hairspray but fundamentally cba

>>76652759
first

>>76652759
middle

>>76652762
>This rise in performance is welcomed, since a large number of adults are evidently still unable to put two and two together.
what did they mean by this?

Fashion is a capitalist invention, it's a system that only exists for constant consumption at the most luxurious level and by design demands waste.

>>76652759
1

>>76652797
why you need hairspray if you're not going any where

>>76652797
alri travolta

>>76652759
None wtf

>>76652823
>>76652801
>>76652790
>>76652782
£130 har har
time to drain the account

>>76652759
>trainers
how's year 11 mate

>>76652055
next week im going to get to hold Isaac Newtons second ever reflecting telescope, handmade by him 330 years ago

v excited

watching to catch a predator

love watching nonces having their lives destroyed
love pints

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unironically wore this fit a few days ago. /fa/ was absolutely fuming when I posted it

>>76652840
surely you can get a similar pair for much cheaper?

>>76652691
I'm constantly using new examples because crafting a simple or non-trivial one with iPhones is difficult. The same point always remains the same: Buying the thing is irrelevant to helping the people. Completely irrelevant. It signals badly, but it means nothing.
>and you're right, the best solution is just to not consume period.
It really isn't. Then you'll just die instead of doing anything useful, like enacting some kind of systematic change. Like I said, you do more to help miners burning coal to keep warm while writing the law that will save their lives than you do wanking in the cold.

If I'm going around forcing Chinese businessmen to improve working conditions on threat of bumming them if they refuse then I'm doing a hell of a lot more to help Chinese factory workers than anyone else despite my hobby being buying iPhones just to smash them and shove the shards of glass down my japs eye. (And similarly for communists, no matter what they do one way or the other capitalism is going to exist. You don't bring down capitalism by refusing to buy iPhones, and "haha, you bought an iPhone!" is hardly going to stop lenin 2.0 gunning down the Tsar if it gets that far. [it won't])

>>76652851
Only works if you a literal literal billionaire desu

>>76652738
faggot

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choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFsggRJzYek
>I'VE GOT TRIMM TRAAABBS LIKE THE FLASH BOYS HAAAVE

>>76652851
lol

>>76652860
a similar pair does not exist
the only choice nowadays is black people shoes or autistic vans

swimming pool's closed until next saturday
was looking forward to try my new goggles
I'm getting drunk tonight

>>76652851
State

Need you out of business sunshine

Can jason manfield just FUCK off

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just slept for 13 hours
am now in bed listening to Kero Kero Benito while idly fondling my morning wood

life isnt bad

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>nine minutes past one

another day wasted

>>76652880
idk man unless someone is being legitimately harmful or you have constructive information/advice for them, just leave people in peace

awesomesauce

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Never doing nofap again lads, what a meme. After restricting my orgasm I only became more beta and depressed. Literally waking up feeling sick due to the thought of being alone and the girl i'm crushing on losing interest. Actually I vomited I go to nervous over it. Just ejaculated and now I couldn't care, no worries and completely happy

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>>76652892
I'm sure that style can be much cheaper
or something like this

>the girl i'm crushing on
FOY

>>76652890
prefer oasis

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>>76652954

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*gestures towards my full cup of coffee so as to denote I will not speak until I have finished*

Haven't slept in 36 hours

>>76652243

>not having a homely gf with about 150 friends on facebook

@987
don't understand this post

>>76652991
Girls who get too little attention are more like to jump at the chance when they finally get some

Beware

>>76652980
>he prefers the shitty panders-to-yanks version
you need to relisten la

>>76653005
of course you don't runt
now get back to work

>>76653005
coffee yank loves his fucking coffee

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>>76652987
love that image
the pinnacle of postironic sincerity

>>76653005
retard

>>76652844
A telescope? really? That's fascinating!

Me? Oh I'm just off down the pub for a few pints with the lads, pull a slag or two aha

>>76652964
I find nofapping for just a few days works for me
must be on four days now, plan on spraying my seed all over my room tomorrow

>>76653047
this image makes my head hurt

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>>76653082

Love smoking
Love drinking
Love fighting
Love fucking
Love being rowdy with the lads
NOT toxic masculinity, just look down on women

Simple as

>>76652975
>normal
ain't no self respecting hetero male wearing that shit or skinny jeans
fuckbois out

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>>76666666 is close

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>>76652870
so your argument then is that unless you're a politician or someone in high office you don't need to and shouldn't do anything, not even for yourself?
so because you as a citizen can;t go to china and tell them to treat workers better, you might as well just consume whatever like a fat pig and perpetuate the capitalist system you apparently claim to want to demolish?
slave talk honestly,
this lack of any initiative is why every single communist is a useless prat.
waiting around for "Lenin" to come by, kill all the baddies, and whisk you away on his magic tank is just a way for you to shove off responsibility and artificially make the situation seem more difficult and "far off" than it really is. doesn't change anything about your own actions and it wont prevent this hypothetical revolutionary from sending you off to the gulag for being a useless bourgeoisie toady.
not that a revolution will ever happen since as I said every communist is living in a dreamworld

>>76653070
wow yeah sounds great mate
really
hey is that my mate Darren over there?
*pats you on the shoulder and walks past you*

>>76653090
is this the work of /r9k/?

>>76653099
>ain't no
>that shit
>fuckbois
This is supreme bait

>>76653099
t.autist

>>76653090
love these

are there more?

>>76653109
really not in the mood too read a pixel of this post sorry xx

*walks off and talks to another imageboard*

>>76653125
t. nu male

>>76652991
mine has 4600
she knows like 10 IRL
dunno why I'm seeing her, have nothing in common and all she's interested in is taking pictures of herself and reality TV

>>76653141
In the song Despacito, what does "po-keeto" mean?

>>76653147
FFFUUUUUUU

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>>76653139

hello my runty friends

>>76652964

Nofap is a meme. No porn is the true redpill

>>76653173
was just leaving actually
*pushes past you*
*slaps you on the arse as i leave*

Done mdma twice this week

Guess I'm gonna have to just get up and go to tesco for that hairspray

Fuck sake

cutting your cock off and living with the animals in a cave is the final redpill

Noticed when i got a gf that regular unprotected sex makes your willy look so much more healthy and hydrated

>>76653125
t. 4 ft skinny boy studying journalism and media

>>76653171
>to drink
don't know why but this and phrases like it make me cringe
what else are you going to do with a coke zero? they know you're going to order a drink, in fact usually you already have your drink before ordering any food
there's a /fit/ manlet comic where the protagonist goes "I'll have [food] and I'll drink a..." and it honestly sounds so yanky and offensive to my ears

>>76653159
like every girl ever the

why are russians men so uniformly ugly?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

>>76653099
you mean this part? https://youtu.be/kJQP7kiw5Fk?t=152
little by little

>>76653222
think you might have a mild case of the 'tism lad

>>76653109
>so your argument then is that unless you're a politician or someone in high office you don't need to and shouldn't do anything, not even for yourself?
No, my argument is that whether or not you do anything is independent of what you buy.

You can buy iPhones to shove them up your arse and wank to the idea of the suffering chinaman who built it, you can buy iPhones and use them to organise a revolution in China (not necessarily communist), you can refuse to buy iPhones and start a revolution by semaphore signal and you can refuse to buy iPhones and wank to how ethical your consumption choices are. Whether or not you buy an iPhone is completely, 100% irrelevant. It doesn't matter, the capitalist system is perpetuated just as much when you subsist on spunky potatos you grow in your mums shed (while everyone else gets on with their lives) as it is when you buy every iPhone made just to drop them one by one on your bollocks while imagining they're being dropped by that bint with the U shaped eyebrows. Marx wrote about violent revolutions for a reason, he didn't write "dude, don't buy anything ever" in his intellectual wank book and I'll tell you why: Because if he'd done so, everyone would be too busy laughing at what a stupid idea it was to put that in a book instead of having this increasingly tedious conversation between two people who aren't fucking communists, alright Nguyen?

>>76653255
possibly the best /brit/ post I've ever seen

>>76653255
gz you know the alphabet

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>FWB texts me
>i reply within 20 seconds
>he doesnt respond for 15 minutea
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN
does he just fucking throw his phone out of the window after every message?

aaaaghh

>>76653255
this post has my name in it

>>76653268
Shan't

>>76653255
have some 'tism where i'd say the alphabet like this as a kid
14 syllables it is

>>76653263
>>76653162
wrong (You)
if you want I can translate the rest of this abomination of a song, have nothing else to do

>>76653288
ha I do this to girls

how do you fucking like it you roastie cunts

got some cracking posts in mind but saving then til later, don't think you lot deserve them tbqh

>>76653288
faggot

>>76653288
Doughnut-puncher
>>76653294
Yes pls

>>76653289
alri stu

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>>76652964
exact same here lad

>>76652485
>kick out the only turk
u fyckwen bigot

>>76652743
did a thinking

>>76653302
I do this too, gotta keep them bitches guessing and you can't seem too desperate

>savings ratio fallen as more disposable income being spent than saved
>whilst consumer confidence is at record lows

Ahh yes brexit

*does a little dance*

>>76653318
very rarely waste my A material on daytime /brit/

>>76653359
*claps*

>>76653330
alri

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>>76653255
unironically have a hard time remembering the order

>people who expect you to be sitting around waiting for their texts and reply instantly
sorry homie, I've got a life

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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

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>>76653359
haha, yeah!
¤claps¤

>>76652964
*has sex with you*

>>76653391
Your phone beeps to let you know you've got a text. There's very little you could doing that you can't answer it

>>76653387
hello downie
POTATO POTATO POTATO

>>76653387
i always have to sing the song in my head

don't quite understand what all the irish thing is about, do they want northern ireland or something?

>>76652964
get more depressed from wanking to porn, me

brexcession

>>76653448
Irishman here ama

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SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>76653409
Sounds like you're dealing with some insecurity issues mate
I'll answer when I can be bothered, waiting 20 minutes while I have a shit isn't going to kill you

>>76653448
why would they want that shithole

>>76653472
:3

>>76653472
"please respond"

>>76653472
you desperate cunt

>>76653474
>while i have a shit
What else are you gonna do with this time other than play with your phone? Doing this fake "wait to reply so i don't look desperate" is insecurity. If I'm interested in a girl there's fuck all reason for me to hide it.

>>76653472
>going full on intense as soon as the conversation starts
Nigger chill

Goodbye, Joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh.
Me gotta go, pole the pirogue down the bayou.
My Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh.
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and filé gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio.
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gayo,
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

>>76652953
faggot

Is Sara doing history at Man Met? I have a mate doing history at Man Met, I'll see if he knows her

hate cunts who respond immediately after I text them, sad little freaks

I always leave it 30 minutes to an hour before replying to piss them off

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>>76653268
>>76653268
>my argument is that whether or not you do anything is independent of what you buy.
then you're wrong because all actions matter, when there are other options available, and better ones, you acting like mindless consumption "doesn't matter" just because you've got to consume anyways is just braindead fatalism.
in fact the capitalist system can't function properly if people stopped buying useless luxuries en-masse and only consumed essentials.
this is how it used to be 100-200 years ago when most of these communist and other revolutions were happening, this is because the needs of the people were fairly simple and thus communism seemed like a reasonable solution.

today our desires far outstrip our needs, so simply laying back and succumbing entirely to ravenous desire, yet also claiming to champion some ideology which wants to destroy the source of these desires is really stupid.
violent revolution will never happen because people's bottomless desires will ensure it never does.
saying that somehow being a slave to these desires is ok because "someone" will just make the bad people go away with his big scary gun is bullshit, who is this person? where can they possibly come from? what can they ever say to people to somehow make them give up all their desires for a life of comparatively simplistic needs?
on my part I have no issues with capitalism or iPhones or consumption because I'm not a communist or dishonest; the two of which go hand in hand it seems.

>>76653555
dropped out when she got promoted to deputy bog manager

>>76653555
she's cleaning bogs in tescos

plop in shop

>>76653555
Aye lmao

>responding to messages at all
lmao fucking normies

>>76653515
t. creepy sex offender

Holy fuck lads I am very queasy and nauseous this morning and shitting like mad

Why is this?

>>76653515
t. desperate virgin

>>76653472
>turning off autocaps and punctuation
dumb phoneposter

>>76653602
morning sickness

>>76653602
bad potato

>>76653540
*drops a tear in ur beer*

>>76653602
famine

>>76653181
this
>>76653288
if you're not a bender you're literally admitting to being aisha

>>76653602
The Plague desu

I always respond to messages as soon as I read them if I'm not doing anything else :3

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goodnight shite

havent been on fb in months so i dont have to reply to any messages :3

first half
Intro: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
Ay, ¡Fonsi! ¡D.Y.!
Ohhh, oh, no, oh, no, oh
Hey, yeah!
Dididiri Daddy, go!

[Intro: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
Yeah, you know I've been looking at you for a while
I want to dance with you today
(¡D.Y.!) I noticed your stare calling me
Show me the way, cause I'll go

[Verse 1: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
¡Oh!
You, you are the magnet I am the metal
I'm approaching and building the plan
By just thinking about it my pulse accelerates (oh, yeah!)
Now, now I'm liking it more than normally [more than usually, in other words]
All my senses are asking for more
We have to take this without any pressure [take it easy]

[Chorus: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
Slowly (or steady)
I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in the ear
So you remember me if you're not with me
Slowly
I want to strip you naked with kisses, slowly
I sign in the walls of your labrynth
And make your body a manuscript
(turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up)
[Post-Chorus: Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee]
I want to see your hair dance, I want to be your rythm (whoa, whoa)
I want you to show my mouths (woah, woah)
Your favorite places (favorite, favorite, baby)
let me trespass your danger zones (whoa, whoa)
Until I provoke your screams (whoa, whoa)
And you forget your last name

>>76653688
americat

in america drunk drivers get asked to do the alphabet backwards

not sure how thats humanly possible even when sober

>>76653707
wrong

>>76653568
>in fact the capitalist system can't function properly if people stopped buying useless luxuries en-masse and only consumed essentials.
Which will never happen.

>this is how it used to be 100-200 years ago when most of these communist and other revolutions were happening, this is because the needs of the people were fairly simple and thus communism seemed like a reasonable solution.
Communism isn't just having the state bung you some bread, but I'm literally in the midst of preparing to wank to videos so you're out of your tiny Chinese mind if you think I'm getting into that. We have infinite desires, those infinite desires can still be met with workers owning and managing their own factories instead of having them owned by some fucking hipster's dad in London and managed by a bender in Miami, subcontracted to Huang Wu Ping of the greater orient manufacturing concern.

To loop back to my original point: There are regulatory and other solutions to these problems. In it's simplest form, if you want to stop iPhone workers being exploited than even using an iPhone to tell your local MP or whatever to fucking do something about it is more useful than not buying an iPhone to begin with. It's much easier to get a MP worried about re-election than it is to make a substantial dent in sales figures. Scare enough MPs and you might get some real political traction behind it, scare the president and you might eventually get something about not treating people like total shit slipped into a trade deal. Woohoo, a solution to the problem that doesn't involve wanking like a fucking caveman. Now shove off while I tug off.

Jesus Christ I have to stay glued to the toilet seat or I'll get another wave of uneasiness and another spurt of dun brown liquid shite will come projecting out of my arse

Now I know how yanks feel all the time

Used to date a girl time ago who used to threaten to kill herself all the time because I didn't respond to her texts for hours. She'd just keep sending more messages one after another "where are you?" "Who you with?"
Didn't last long, binned the mentally ill cunt right off

>>76653701
this is shit, it doesn't even rhyme

>I want you to show my mouths
what the fuck

feeling #drunk

kiss my ass alt-right

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poland

>>76653688
Jesus

>>76653735
mboko must've been sucking on cows arses again

ah weeeee EEEEEEEE eeeeee eeeeeee ummmmmm bumba waaaaay

why do they call it flipping the bird?

you're finger isn't a bird what the h*ll lol

>>76653743
GET ME AN XBOX ONE X YOU FAT CUNT OR I'M GOING TO STAB YOUR WIFE

>>76653766
take ur faggot ass to sverygays thread or some shit

>>76653735
mboko

>>76653805
pleb taste

>>76653774
too fucking bright and shiny

>>76653791
This derrylad?

>Xbox exclusives

how do I expand my interests?

might piss in a bottle for a laugh
ironically, of course

>>76653857
Same way you expand your dong

>>76653851
do NOT associate me with those niggers

>>76653749
>>I want you to show my mouths
fuck, maybe translating after 24+ hours awake was a bad idea
I want you to TEACH my mouth

>>76653854
manchild

>>76653857
read a book and pretend you're an intellectual
then denounce all other forms of entertainment because you're a boring cunt

>>76653854
halo and red dead were very good

>>76653873
Fuck of back to ur tribal mud hut in east belfast you greasy rat, go brush ur teeth

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can't believe she used to be this fit

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cute lads

>>76653857
You mean other than political correctness, hating straight white men and sucking off Somalians ?

business idea: become known as nogflad (due to me not having a gf)

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>he still hasnt texted back after 25minutes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76653930
alri billy no gf

>>76653936
Must be fucking some other girl

>>76653887
>halo
>good
Spotted the underage poster

>>76653908
East Belfast hasn't been here for a fucking YONKS mboko

nogflad is here!
wahey!

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>>76653917
Thats not Bailey Jay is it la?

>>76653952
>girl
um no sweaty x

>>76653930
haha what a loser

>>76653956
yes. halo 3 is unironically one of the best games of all time

>>76653968
it is. made me want to go and have a wank over her but then I realised she looks far worse than that now, and she has literally zero good videos

>>76653949
alri x
>>76653983
rude

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>:3

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>halo 3 is unironically one of the best games of all time

>>76653982
alri boy then you homogay

>>76653590
>>76653607
Wrong

>>76653957
Did I ask? I'm telling u to fuck off back to where you belong orange rat

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498746986939.webm

>>76653994
Look mum I'm shooting bad guys lol

>>76653721
>We have infinite desires, those infinite desires can still be met with workers owning and managing their own factories.
no we don't and no we can't
desires are naturally artificial, you can't desire somehting you have no concept of. if you're a poor farmer in 1890s Spain your "desires" are likely pretty much in line with your basic needs, maybe at most making the achievement of those needs easier. more than that, an entirely different culture existed
even in America, in the early capitalism of the late 19th century, products were NEVER advertised as something to be desired, but rather for their purely utilitarian value.
this is why everyone owned the same Ford car, everyone wore the same grey suits, everyone wanted to live in the same suburban house. desires were simple because they were merely inflated needs, not abstractions of needs as exists now.

a communist system can hypothetically respond to the simple needs of a simple society, but not the endlessly complex niche desires of a modern one.
Tarquin's dad is in fact more efficient than some lofty co-op because he has personal connections in the business world giving him an ear to the ground more or less regarding production, he can afford to produce a small run of a product for a niche market because he doens't have to worry about the "fellow workers" getting their equal share and thus cutting all profitability of such short run production, and in the end he has the most to gain and the most to lose, giving him more intensive to try new things and make production more efficient/profitable.
a co-op who's first care is the workers rather than profit can't do this.

and more than that, in order to facilitate the endless desires of a massive middle/lower class (people who did not have such desires 100 years ago) he needs cheap labour so his goods can be affordable for more people than just the upper class.

>>76654031
>orange
I'll wring your FUCKING NECK if you dare breathe such utter SHITE in my presence again you nigerian nigger CUNT

it's been so long since I touched a wanting hand

[Verse 2: Daddy Yankee]
If, I ask you for a kiss, come here, give it to me, I know you're considering it
I've been trying for a while now, mummy, I'm giving and giving it
You know when you're with me your heart goes bang-bang
You know that baby's looking for my bang-bang
Come here, try my mouth and see how it tastes
I want, I want to know how much it fits in you
I'm not in a hurry, I want to have a trip
Let's start slowly, then wildly

[Pre-Chorus: Daddy Yankee]
step by step, softly
we start sticking to each other, little by little
When you kiss me, with those skills
I see you're a delicate malice (it makes as much sense in Spanish as it does in English)
Step by step, soft softly
we start sticking to each other, little by little
And it's 'cause that beauty is a puzzle
But to complete it here I have my piece (probably talking about his willy)
Listen!

[Chorus: Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee]

[Verse 3: Luis Fonsi]
Slowly
Let's do it (fuck) in a beach in Puerto Rico (disgusting)
Untill the waves scream "Oh dear!"
So my seal (stamp) stays with you (again, it makes as much sense in Spanish as in English)
¡Bailalo!

[Outro: Daddy Yankee & Luis Fonsi]
(same shit as the other slowly-slowly parts)
I fucking hate this shitty song, why can't anglos get into Calle 13

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>>76654045

>>76654035
whenever someone tells me that women deserve rights, i think about brendan fraser and realise they're wrong

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>yes. halo 3 is unironically one of the best games of all time

>>76654048
m8 do you literally have autism
as soon as desires are met, more desires are created. you don't have infinite desires all at once, but you will have infinite desires in practice.

now stop this fucking textwalling and go to whatever general america has so kindly bombed out of this board for you.

>>76654052
Doubt that claim, I actually think you'll do absolutely nothin considering tou can't climb through a computer screen ya wee orange rodent

>>76654059
>You know that baby's looking for my bang-bang
nonce

halo 3 is unironically one of the best games of all time

got a painful bum x

>>76653851
Here lad

>>76654098
*is about to wring your neck*

*realises you're a nigger and leaves to wash my hands*

sonic 3 is the greatest game of all time