/brit/

>>76650071
vile, dirty nonce

business idea: dissolve british democracy and return to an absolute monarchy with no limitations on the power of the sovereign

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*walks towards you*

turbororke

home is where the heart is

>>76650098
GOOD idea

>>76650110
why is he dressed like a ninja?

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Proud alt-lite radical centrist big tent classical liberal rational atheist reporting in

>>76650110
If you were a little kid and saw that, you'd think it was a monster.

>>76650110
why are muslim women always fat as fuck?

>>76650128
It's empowering to hide yourself from the world

We must preserve the future of the white race.

Race-mixing? Oh, it's okay when I do it

how come everyone on stargate speaks english huh?

>>76650145
they don't go out much and their diets are terrible

>>76650098
>with the windsors
not keen desu

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hate alcoholics
love vaping

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>>76650141
might be why she's hiding herself

>Muslims themselves used to make fun of hijabs in 1958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIqdrFeFBk

>>76650098
better idea: a new Lord Protector

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>>76650148
You couldn't have timed that better, it's good to know which opinions press your buttons though. The ones you have to drastically overstate to make them vulnerable to rational argument.

business idea: make the yanks pay 250 years of outstanding taxes

>>76650151
for the convenience of the audience

if I made a sci-fi show I'd explain it with an in-universe reason of "the aliens figured that english was a much better language than their own, so they learnt it very quickly"

>>76650145
theyre full of kids

>>76650098
Every house will have a smart meter by 2020. That means we can network every household in the country. Meaning we now have the technology to enact direct democracy on a national scale.

Scrap the Houses of Commons and Lords. There would be a write-in vote for each Minister, with the person most voted for getting the job. They would be supported by the civil service and a revised version of the Privy Council in generating legislation.

Once a Bill is finalised, every household would get a message and a digital copy of the Bill to read or not at their discretion. There may even be an app that bounces it to your phone. They would then have 24 hours to vote For or Against it. If For wins, the Queen makes it law, if not then it's scrapped.

Politicians were a solution to a problem that we no longer have and should be phased out.

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>>76650194
tax the fash

>>76650206
reddit spacing

>>76650186
I think it's the same lad who was posting on a thai proxy and was getting offended whenever someone said paki and he used "wh*tes" spelt like that a lot. do you remember

>>76650202
it's dumb that's why i like universes in which there are no aliens at all
like in the dune series
it's kind of 'romantic' x

>>76650151
They didn't in the early days when Daniel being a linguistic expert was a plot device. But that got old so they jut stopped bringing it up and went with "the Ancients did it" instead.

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>>76650206

>>76650231
But not a reddit idea

>go on the snapchat world map thing for the first time
>look at London
>first 6/7 people are pakis/Muslims
ah yes

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>battery in my hifi remote is flat and its stuck on a station playing that fucking spanish justin beiber song

>>76650234
He was raving about leftypol yesterday, if he's just having fun that's fine. If he thinks he's got some kind of political objective then he's a sad twat.

>>76650110
how the fuck is islam possible in 2017

>>76650221
go back to fully covering your face please.

>>76650257
mboko

>>76650206
>Smart meters
>2020
I think not

those things are a botnet waiting to happen

>>76650263
>hifi

alri granddad

And the version with Bieber is better than the original

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>>76650098
better idea: romanov treatment

>>76649321
>>76649336
they did actually
the "100 years" thing was only for the outer areas, not HK island itself, which was given by the Emperor forever.
China has no legal claim to it but basically bullied the Brits for it back.

what the UK should have done is set HK up as an independent country similar to Australia or Canada and helped to prop them up so China couldn't cry colonialism to the UN.

>>76650206
direct democracy is a idea so retarded it outclasses even communism

>>76650206
i worked on a smart meter sub problem in which the work was unitary (ie, schedule one hour of work) but the the time in which you could schedule it was an interval (eg, from 2pm to 5pm). we gave an optimal polynomial time offline algorithm for the case and showed that it is NP-hard if the work becomes non-unitary

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>direct democracy is a idea so retarded it outclasses even communism

>>76650311
Works for Switzerland

>>76650324
im a bernie supporter though

>>76650319
poo

>>76650324
shadilay and praise KEK

>>76650338
>Switzerland practices direct democracy in parallel with representative democracy
so not really huh

>>76650346
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76650346
hmmm
what did you mean by this x

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>im a bernie supporter though

>>76650341
don't pretend to be me

>>76650382
reviewbrah is not a bernie supporter

>>76650369
willies

bourgeois democracy? nah you're alri mate
proletarian dictatorship? sign me up

>>76650194
reparations NOW

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>>76650319
lol of course and mong knows that

there is no social degeneration of british culture more damaging than chappishness

>>76650300
It came about precisely as the 100 year period expired so it's not as if there wasn't a mutual agreement. I like your idea, but I like the idea of how we deal with the Falklands better. Surely the UN would have respected a referendum.

Not that it matters anymore

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>>76650324
>>76650355
have you forgotten how hilariously out of power the left is

Business idea:
Roman Dictatorship of 1 year terms selected by national lottery

>>76650415
*quotes this with a picture of a funny alt-right man*

>>76650433
>national lottery
quite like this idea

>>76650415
Hillary won and so did Corbyn ok?!

muh popular vote muh Glastonbury speech roooo

tempted to make a reddit post on todayilearned featuring an extremely high but also fake number attributed to 250 years of yank taxation

watching The Incredibles x

Britain went downhill when Nick Griffin didn't win the election, need the BNP in power to kick out all the immigrants

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>>76650455
>tempted to make a reddit post on todayilearned featuring an extremely high but also fake number attributed to 250 years of yank taxation

the last great briton was harold wilson

need a comfy movie to watch. feelin a bit down :((((((( ;((( ;__((( << me

<;'-( << me

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>>76650490
thank god he kept us out of vietnam

>>76650497
the spongebob squarepants movie

decided to sign up as a guardian supporter and will now donate ten quid every month to support transparent and professional journalism

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just plucked a 2in long hair out of my nostril

The endless parade of pride days, google doodles and UN awareness 'holidays' is the French Revolutionary calendar of the progressive regime

>it's a Rodney and Ronan love triangle episode

direct democracy is a bad idea since most people are fuckwits

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>i will never be a cultured cosmopolitan european
>i will always be an uncultured australian from the suburbs

>>76650557
agree completely, yet runtoids will still fedora you

>>76650568
yeah, i agree, hillary would have won

>>76650568
So are most MPs as well though. At least this way we have nobody to blame but ourselves when it all goes to hell

>>76650557
reeks of aut-right twitter

damn daniel back at it again with the white vans

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>it's a "Kira fists Dukat" episode

an apple a day keeps the doctor away! x

>>76650589
You're a collection of countries each with equal say on how the collective is run. Constitutional republic or something? If it wasn't like that you'd have fallen apart years ago.

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require a coco gf

>>76650595
lol everyone would still blame all the problems on the other voters

it would basically be no different, except now there wouldn't be figureheads to soak up the brunt of the anger, so you'd see even more division and political street fighting

>>76650671
dont exist, im afraid

>>76650206
This isn't an ideal route to go down. It'll get a fedora reply but you really do need a nation to be led, rather than to lead itself. It doesn't even have to be led competently (though you can't just appoint people to flounder, which is what Britain has done since the 1990s.), it just has to be led.

A huge part of the problem with the modern world is that everyone is now "empowered" to lead themselves, with only reference to what they enjoyed doing in the past. So instead of trying new shows, as television or radio often used to force you to do, you can now dig endlessly into the same few genres you like without branching out. In turn you lose a lot of opportunity for novel combinations and universal experiences and so on. You also lose in a big way the ability to manage social norms, which are directed as much by leading as by following. (This doesn't mean conservatism either, it means they will simply find leadership in other positions without a legal mandate to lead and to ideally know that they are leading.) Though I suppose it doesn't matter anyway, the BBC has a mandate in their charter and they still turn out an unreasonable quantity of shit to compete with the commercial networks instead of carving out a niche for themselves.

People don't have the time or the interest to actively read a bill (unless you also reform bills to mandate a plain-english summary, and some sort of way of ensuring the summary is given adequate consideration in applying the bill it's essentially completely pointless to even send them a copy.) or scrutinise it, so you'd basically break every little one down into a mini-referendum except 95% of those would have dire turnout and the other 5% would be severely oversimplified. Not to mention the wildly contradictory policy positions this could result in based on the intersecting interests of the public.

hate the irish simple as

Americans think insubstantial nobodies like Bukowski, Kerouac, & Hunter S Thompson are "important"

>>76650692
thompson is good

>>76650692
stop talking about us

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>>76650683
oh cone tray

>>76650687
the Queen would have to take a renewed leadership role

>>76650098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz1XORmNP2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFa4UNmdEhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHrMnl1uLo

bukowski was a working class rube who pretended to be more than his miserable self

mindboggling that yanks read him with their cult of success and that

>>76650692
literally never heard of any of these people

I like Gene Wolfe and he's an american author. Checkmate racists

offt lads

The old botty aint half sore from all these big poos i've been doing

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>the mayor of Novalja reacted to the english tourists coming to his small seaside town
>the mayor claims his town has been ruined and dishonored by barbaric tourists, mostly young people from England
>"I wonder if these young people can act in such a disgusting degenerate way in their own country? Drunk, loud ass and other body parts completely out to the world."

Well lads, can they?

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/revealed-jeremy-corbyn-plotting-power-grab-to-seize-control-of-labour-machine-a3576916.html


looks like Comrade Corbyn is going full Stalin lads

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Rate fit

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>>76650807
fully automated luxury space communism

>>76650415
The actual left is no more out of power than it has been since the 1970s. Blair and Clinton were not "the left".
The left-centre-right outlook really ignores the clusters of politics that we're currently dealing with. The large problem is the liberal-left and liberal-right (If you want the perfect image of this just think Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron. Or Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama.) as opposed to the wider left-and-right. Corbyn and Sanders have sprung up as a response on the left, Trump on the right.

Had Hilary won, the left would be even more powerless than it is under Trump, if not moreso - with a government dominated by status-quo liberals who could use their victory to purge Sanders' legacy, instead of having to desperately cling to the Russia story like a baby ape to it's mother's tits to keep attention distracted from the possibility that Sanders might've had more appeal to rustbelt workers than the uglier, manlier looking version of the man who helped lose them their jobs in the first place.

>>76650826
nonsensical

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>>76650837

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>british lads
>tall
>smart
>witty
>clever
>handsome
>funny

>british women
>fat
>tattoos
>smelly
>slutty
>obnoxious

>>76650807
Good. Getting rid of New Labour or making them split off would be best for everyone. It would probably lead to a shake up of the Tory party too.

>>76650687
top tier post

just absolutely chomped down on the side of my own tongue lads
why hasn't evolution fixed this yet

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>>76650807

>>76650847
delet

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Imagine it, gulags... but in space

>>76650858
no other animal can get stuck in the cunny during childbirth by its head only human beings

ah yes the old evolution

>>76650800
>Wild beach and pool parties, alcohol and drugs are part and parcel of the festival scene
'Nuff said.

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>>76650671
if i am not given a zephy fox gf to bum by 12:00 then I will behead one (1) lego man per hour until my demands are met.

>>76650849
our women aren't as bad when you get an appreciation for the rest of the world tbqh

I was baptised and educated in the Orthodox Christian faith. Even as a child and throughout my adolescence and youth I was schooled in the Orthodox beliefs. But when at the age of eighteen I left my second year of studies at the university, I had lost all belief in what I had been taught. Judging from what I can remember, I never really had a serious belief. I simply trusted in what I had been taught and in the things my elders adhered to. But even this trust was very shaky.

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>>76650807
it's time

>>76650905
>15 years ago
Christ, didn't need this

^ not true

just saw a nigger wanking in the bathroom again this morning at 6:48am

>>76650849
women are only bad in the north. further north you go, worse the gene pool gets

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>>76650987

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fuck capitalism


Sent from my iPhone

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>tfw 5 strands of hair fell from my head

I DON'T WANT TO GO BALD

>>76651003
saw the same one wanking in the same stall at 1:30am yesterday

>>76651024
>tfw thick head of hair but grey at 25

interview at Spoons tomorrow

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>>76650958
that's nothing, check out sabrina online. it's old enough to regret spending most of it's youth here and to drink alcohol in the US.

>>76651004
you can own an iPhone and still be a proud supporter of the communist cause sweaty xxx

>>76650989
what about yorkshire? is that too far north?

>>76651041
and what's your opnion on pints anon?

things i want/need to buy in order of priority that i do not have the money for;

electric oil heater £70
compu-vac £60
new matress £130
fancy griddle pan £30

click to donate

>>76651004
steve jobs was a marxist agitator

>>76651004
>If you hate feudalism so much then why are you eating the corn, huh? Why are you living under the protection of our king? Why not move to the wilderness and protect yourself?

>>76651069
yes. everything north of bristol is too far north

>>76651004
bit of a tired argument by now

>>76651070
good

>>76651004
does dungarees over there have a stump

trying to tell if she's like 12 and hanging out with her older brother or like 87 and lost it in a car manufacturing accident.

>>76651101
fuck off gayboy

>>76651090
you don't HAVE to buy an iPhone

you don't have to support the worst examples of capitalist exploitation which you so fervently condemn

>>76651077
*donates -£290*
heh, nothing personal kid

>>76651109
can't handle the truth rorke?

>>76651090
>you're forced to buy the most capitalist phone there is
hmm

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after much deliberation i've decided i want an educated upper class yorkshire gf

>>76651090
>implying that's not a solid argument

>>76651115
not gay the north is just a shit hole
simple as

>>76651123
Why is it the worst?

Is it true that 'salt and vinegar' is a popular flavor for British potato chips?

>>76651148
the factories they're produced in leave the workers with no rights or protections and pay them a pitance

>>76651146
obviously it's shit but it's still not bristol

>>76651169
lies

coddling a poo

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>>76651090
>comparing food to a phone

>>76651164
yes

>>76651135
might as well ask for a healthy bmi yank gf

>>76651164
yes
possibly my favourite easily available flavour

>>76651164
No, brits only eat pleb flavors like curry and cheese

>>76651169
I'd rather buy a phone off them than some crappy rice crop they have leftover from harvest

>>76651177
yes. the north is not bristol, no one implied as such. what now?

>>76651164
>favor
foy
o
y

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>>76651135
>upper class
>yorkshire
sometimes yanks just leave me in awe

>>76651123
I condemn nothing, I'm just not a brainlet who views participation in society as immediately disqualifying you from complaining about the state of that society.

The idea of individual ethical consumption choices is an idea to defend capitalism as a whole ("Oh no, it will be nice - you should campaign for a boycott instead of trying to change the system"), as though the manufacturing conditions in 95% of smartphone factories aren't identical, and as though you're going to convince people - busy people with other things going on in their lives - to give a damn.

>>76651134
>You choosing to do unethical things invalidates your argument on the ethics of those things.
Ah yes, good old Ad hominem.

>>76651209
nonsensical post

>>76651129
jokes on you

i still have nothing

>>76651240
>>You choosing to do unethical things invalidates your argument on the ethics of those things.
yes, if the argument is against the use of those things.
what a retard

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>>76651190
>Complaining about the way people behave in our current society
>While posting on an imageboard provided by that society.

>>76651247
not an argument

>>76651169
actually they pay them almost $2 an hour now and they only have to work 12 hour shifts

Are you supposed to lock your car when paying for fuel

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>4chan is provided by society as a whole

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>i will never befriend a lonely short haired blonde petite 10/10 qt and fuck her

kinder bueno is P.E.N.G

prawn cocktail uber alles

>>76651265
oh yeah forgot 4chan was created by a workers coop

>>76651314
why is she so cute

>>76651240
you act as if communist communities have never been set up within the global capitalist system. You can't have ethical consumption on a wide scale within capitalist systems but that doesn't mean you have to partake in every unethical pleasure that the society produces, whilst meanwhile condemning the actors that make it possible

the point is you don't NEED a smartphone, and if communists really cared they'd make a conscious decision to buy products that are produced as ethically as possible

it's like talking about how disgusting hen battery eggs are and then choosing to buy them over organic, free range eggs because they "taste better" or are "cheaper". You could either buy the more ethical product, or just not eat eggs at all

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>>76651260
This is stupid.

>Be airline
>want safety regulations so people stop dying
>Propose safety regulations
>Someone points out your own airline doesn't meet the proposed regulations yet
>Point out that unless everyone is forced to play by the same rules, you'll just be undercut by unsafe carriers if you the regulations aren't applied universally
>Yeah but you haven't implemented those regulations so you're just a hypocrite, regulation is dumb. *dies in plane crash caused by chemical oxygen generators bubble-wrapped and packed into a hold without fire extinguishers*

YOU FUCKING JEW
YOU WANTED TO SAVE 50 BUCKS
YOU WERE TOO CHEAP TO FLY DELTA
NOW YOU'RE AN ALLIGATOR'S LUNCH

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES-VALUJET,VALUJET
OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE-VALUJET,VALUJET
HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT-VALUJET,VALUJET
YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW-VALUJET,VALUJET

ARE YOU A JEW
OR JUST FUCKING GAY
TOO CHEAP TO FLY DELTA
OR T.W.A.

AT LEAST THE PLANE WAS FILLED,WITH WHITE TRASH ,JEWS,AND BLACKS
NOW YOU'RE VALUJET ALLIGATOR SNACKS

taxation is theft

debate me

>>76651314
Peng with a capital P

>>76651314
weird face
where's she from

>>76651314
Are you the Swedish lad who posted the two guys and something like "just work out bro"?

get fucked dickheads

>>76651358
think I read she was half maltese on that question website

>>76651399
shan't

>>76651345
philosophically speaking you are correct

Had a dream about my ex girlfriend last night and now feel like I'm back in love with her somehow haha

Should I text her lads? Kinda afraid to even do that desu

>>76651344
holy fuck lad you're having a meltdown. you don't need an iphone or any phone for that matter. since you're so blind with race let me simplify it for you:
>hate airlines and everything they stand for
>able to take a boat to where you want to go
>still take airline
that is retarded

>>76651336
>you act as if communist communities have never been set up within the global capitalist system.
In the end they almost invariably find themselves dependent on the outside world. I mean, you don't see many bloody feudal lords kicking about nowadays either.
>the point is you don't NEED a smartphone, and if communists really cared they'd make a conscious decision to buy products that are produced as ethically as possible
Why? It doesn't make a difference, as your own example
>You could either buy the more ethical product, or just not eat eggs at all
Demonstrates. Either way the hens and chinamen will keep being poorly treated. This is an ideal example of why it's a meme to propose changes in individual consumption choices to change systematic issues. Most people don't have the time to give a damn about the abstract theory of it all, same with the transition from feudalism to capitalism.

And I have to emphasise here, I'm not even a communist - I just understand how this works systematically. If you want slightly less terrible consumption under capitalism, you have to force it.

guys it's actually *chews* it's actually fucking disgusting how *swallows* how people support the meat trade *takes another bite of chicken drumstick* like *chews* fucking carnivores support the systematic *sucks skin off* the systematic killing of animals for meat, it's vile, everyone should be vegetarian like me *sucks bone dry* mmm

>>76651376
no

>>76651422
*rage

>>76651403
an arab then

>>76651427
>In the end they almost invariably find themselves dependent on the outside world.
hmm I wonder why?

>neighbors just got a pre-dawn raid

ah yes, the so-called/aptly named spicmunity

this thread is shit

quite like the idea of communism and don't have an iphone

i love cum
TO cum that is!

rate joke

>>76651458
half arab/italian

>>76651491
9/11
As in it's like an american holocaust

rate joke

dickhead fucks

>>76651491
Umm try again sweetie

Chaturbate has been absolutely ruined by all those stupid vibrators that vibrate based on tips, all you get is some spastic sitting there shaking violently whilst you hear an even bigger spastic pay money to see her doing it

>>76651427
>In the end they almost invariably find themselves dependent on the outside world. I mean, you don't see many bloody feudal lords kicking about nowadays either.
wow, it's almost as if the system doesn't work... mad innit...

>Why? It doesn't make a difference, as your own example
the fact that you can't see how not choosing to buy ethical products despite them being available to you invalidates the argument is mind boggling, you can't criticise a system when you actively take a role in all of its facets. In a free market economy, demand drives production, if more people gradually make more conscious decisions to not buy unethical products then there will be no demand and hence no supple - i.e. the chinaman and the hens won't be poorly treated - in your own example you said that fuedal lords aren't knocking about. If we use the example of Eastern Europe, which was still feudal when the UK and western Europe was capitalist, demand for the better crops with more reliable supplies from overseas rose, leaving the feudal lords with no profits

you are categorically wrong

poo nigger wank willy shithead cockface niggerlover titfuck bangcock poofter plonker cunt

>>76651422
The all-caps part is a song. I had ASCII musical notes but it failed.
Well, it's not really a song, it's more edgelords making a lot of noise - I've never been able to make out the actual lyrics. That's what you get from a band that calls itself Anal Cunt, I suppose.

Anyway
>Hate airlines and everything they stand for vis-a-vis safety
>Have to get somewhere in 50 minutes or I'll lose out to faster alternatives.
>Campaign for air safety while flying because, as noted, I'll lose my fucking job if I take the principled route and change literally nothing by doing so because I'm one meaningless individual and ValuJet can well do without my $25.
>Get accused of being a hypocrite because I won't make a meaningless gesture
>Have the latterly-created FAA carve my last words "I TOLD YOU SO" screamed through the cockpit door to a chorus of people screaming "There's a fire!"
(Some autist will doubtless note the FAA was created much later, but the ValuJet story is fun because it's true - they were a great business and they skipped every safety regulation in the book and managed to get the FAA's purpose changed from promoting aviation safety and as an investment to just doing safety.)

>>76651520
why was i circumcised at birth?
was a sin, feel diff. about the 'rents these days cuzzo it

>>76651416
had a dream I dont care

>>76651491
decent post

>>76651550
tipping culture

>>76651530
i have a 2012 stickcam private between me and some girl of questionable age that was like 1hr15 minutes that was ten times superior to any shit i've seen on that site

porn in general is pretty bad, solo images are patrician

>>76651544
>I had ASCII musical notes but it failed.
jog on reddit
why are you even replying this anyway?
>hate airlines and everything they stand for
>able to take a boat to where you want to go
>still take airline
that is nearly exactly the situation with iphones. you don't need an iphone or even a phone at all.

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>brits import their tea and biscuits

poo

willies

very drunk lads

a book

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>>76651589

>>76651596
colonialism mate

>>76651544
>Have to get somewhere in 50 minutes or I'll lose out to faster alternatives.

that's not the argument though, that implies that the product the communist wants to buy (in this case, an iPhone) is a necessity and not a luxury born of capitalist innovation and greed. If the person wanted to get to france for example they could either take the unsafe plane or the safe boat, or they could not go at all - if they take the plane and then scream that the flight safety regulations are disgusting then they have no leg to stand on because they are directly supporting these practices through their business, they could have taken the boat or not gone at all

it really is very simple mate

>>76651461
Because that's the nature of life on this planet. Things got a bit shit in revolutionary France too.

>>76651533
>you can't criticise a system when you actively take a role in all of its facets
Yes you can. That system can have huge problems and still be the best option available. There's nothing hypocritical about advocating for the homeless while living in a house.
>if more people gradually make more conscious decisions
Which they won't or can't (Consider: Man needs phone for work. Man isn't going to piss away his job to make a chinaman happy, that's an insane proposal.) and which distracts attention from systematic change (since the problem isn't just phone-factory workers) to campaigning on specific consumption choices.
>demand for the better crops with more reliable supplies from overseas rose, leaving the feudal lords with no profits
Was this before or after communists slaughtered them?

Anyone see that lad tom on the undateables? Literally 9/10 facial aesthetics, 6'2, great fashion sense and fucking stacked but he has aspergers and tourettes

god midday /brit/ is so fuicking shit

>>76650160

anyone got this as a gif?

>>76651651
this

>>76651596
yeah funnily enough the UK doesn't have right climate for growing tea you absolute spastic

>>76651646
yeah, and they set him up with a normal girl as well

>>76651651
why do all the commies come out during work time...?

>>76651658
>gif
fuck off

>>76651651
blame the janny, he's such a twit
he's not your nanny, so fuck /brit/

lads
what makes bread turn into toast in the toaster?

>>76651687
you're an idiot, toasters are toast vending machines that take bread as payment

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>>76651668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo

>>76651687
the toaster speeds up time and causes the bread to look older as a result

>>76651651
a critical lack of australian posters can ruin any promising /brit/ thread - the fact is that we're the only ones supporting this pitiful house of cards

i refer to sliced toaster bread as toast even when it isn't toasted

>>76651595
>you don't need an iphone or even a phone at all
You might well need one. Maybe you're a software developer at a company that only creates applications for iPhones and need one for testing.

>>76651635
It's a necessity for specific contexts. Even if we assume that they're only down to needing a phone, you're not going to find an ethically produced phone on the shelves without much difficulty and most people don't have any time to give a damn about this.

Voting with your wallet is a huge meme, and arguing against extant air safety regulations because people could just vote with their wallets is mind-boggling. (Not the least because unsafe planes don't just kill the poor fuckers inside them, they have a nasty habit of falling on other people's houses too...)

On the other hand if you disagree with our government's policies, you know where the door is - vote with your wallet...

>>76651687
oxidation

>>76651668
neurons overheating at the sight of this publication

>>76651666
Exactly, she was gagging for it too then dumped him. Ever see when they set up an extremely intelligent autist with an ugly retard stump of a human bean but they lack self awareness and just go with it? Makes me cringe hard. Like that lad who could speak ten languages and his retard downy date said "durrr I speak a little bit of English", some of these freaks deserve a little better

>>76651729
>Maybe you're a software developer
you don't have to be a software developer
you really do not have an argument do you? I can tell you are straight from r/socialism too with that reddit spacing

>>76651760
>you don't have to be a software developer
You don't have to live, we can go on like this forever.

>>76651639
>There's nothing hypocritical about advocating for the homeless while living in a house.

it is if you live in a 12 bed mansion in Notting Hill mate, if you truly believed in the cause then you would open up your house to the homeless

>Which they won't or can't
so we're agreed that communism is an impossible system due to human's inherent greed? My point is that the bloke clearly doesn't care much about his fellow humans if he isn't prepared to make sacrifices for luxuries like a phone for his work (he can leave the job, or even buy one second hand which doesn't give money to the factory owner). Communists only care about ethical consumption in theory, when it knocks at their doorstep and they trealise they can no longer enjoy the spoils of capitalism they tend to bury their heads in the sand

>Was this before or after communists slaughtered them?
not sure what relevance this point has, but before.

>>76651746
is he gona b okay?

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was a handsome lad back in the day

>>76651752
my favourite couple are that lad with tourettes who got married in Vegas
pretty sure he called her a stupid bitch or a cunt or something after he proposed haha
also noticed a scene where two downies are on a date and the camera pans around the restaurant onto a sign saying SPECIALS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ozIfSxda0Q&feature=youtu.be&t=2m2s

absolutely HOWLING AND SCREECHING

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>u need an iphon to develope IOS software

>>76651786
some say he's still walking towards us to this day

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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englandland

>>76651804
annoying voice

>>76651774
>You don't have to live
you do if you want communism
you genuinely might have something wrong with your head

>>76651729
>Even if we assume that they're only down to needing a phone, you're not going to find an ethically produced phone on the shelves without much difficulty and most people don't have any time to give a damn about this.

what is your argument here? we recognise that there are more ethical ways of buying phones (second hand handsets or simply phones where their whole selling point is that they're ethical https://www.fairphone.com/en/) but communists will go and buy the latest iPhone because it's 'more convenient' - that's the whole argument I'm trying to present, they care for the cause up until a point where it makes their life less luxurious

>>76651809
lol what kind of povvo loser doesn't have an iphone

new bugzy malong track lads 0161 manny on the map FUCK chip

>>76651841
hello nigger

>>76651646
>9/10 facial aesthetics
maybe in ireland/britain

>>76651841
who talks like this?

want to put my penis in Hayley's mouth

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Hmmm... Who should I bless with my musings today, the open and self aware autists of /r9k/ or the closeted autists in denial on /int/?

I will have to ponder this for a while.

pizza day in the office, boyos
*tries to flick my fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*
heh

>>76651841
hello nigger

>>76651792
Lmao seen that, he was quite a handsome chap too, shouted "I love you - BITCH" and the girl burst into tears of joy. My favourite has got to be richard, watching the way he gets on is heartwarming. Some of the aspies are acc really nice people, can't stand the fucking downies tho.

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post apus

0161 mentioned

>>76651878
>pizza day in the office
bourgeoise pig

>>76651804
oy vey this goyim will pay

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>>76651885
>ahhhhhh yes
is Ray /ourguy/?

>>76651841
hello nigger

>>76651834
definitely not a true communist
gotta look fab for when someone else starts the revolution and junk

>>76651891
i don't understand the emotion this one is trying to convey

>coming out your GCSE english exam wi yer mate like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4

>>76651945
retarded glee

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>>76651945

*drops coins on your head from the top of the shard*

>>76651970
*drops coins on your head from the top of the charred (grenfell tower)*

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*prrrrrrp*

>>76651777
>if you truly believed in the cause then you would open up your house to the homeless
Even that would do little to cause the systematic causes of homelessness. (Which as is often noted, isn't even our chronic lack of houses - it's people being fucking nutters. Dragging nutters into your house isn't likely to do anyone any good.)

>so we're agreed that communism is an impossible system due to human's inherent greed?
Sure, whatever. I've said already that I'm not a communist, I'm just arguing against the idea that "voting with our wallets" is the way to enact social change. The sacrifices individuals make are completely meaningless in the grand scheme of things. The scope of unethical consumption is so huge that they can't be tackled with this kind of pointless back-patting individual campaigning (I mean as was already noted, look at the fuckery involved in food production - what's the ethical consumption option there - ignore everyone who eat potatoes grown in their mum's conservatory?) on individual companies, especially since you'll just get into a cat-and-mouse game over branding, nebulous little fact-checking ("We don't pay them 5 cents an hour, it's 6 cents..."), libel suits and outright propaganda.

I don't even think improving capitalism is impossible or that leaving it is desirable, hence the airline regulation analogy - it's literally something we've already shown can be done if you set a baseline standard you want to hold everyone to, but you don't do it by expecting every passenger to guess themselves whether that ticket is $25 because the pilot is a slave from Togo Togo or because the engines are made of coke cans stuffed with firecrackers.

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>>76651891

>>76651987
unironically probably would if I had gone a week without wanking

>>76651970
*misses my head and hits my bollocks*
oi

>>76651970
*places my bollocks on top of my head*

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Stop posting pictures in which I'm salivating

did a massive poo
can feel my heart beat in my traumatised anal sphincter

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>>76651891
ppppprrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuu

Reminder you can have a brain aneurysm from pushing too hard on the toilet

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mowing the lawn
because i'm and welsh and the welsh can afford lawns

FEEEEEED THE WORLLLLLLLLD

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>>76652029
let's sing and jam

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haven't done a proper poo in what feels like forever
idk how anyone poos in this entire country with how little fibre the food has

>>76651810
'it

these days school girls dress like whores and whores dress like school girls

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarararararrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>76652040
i thought wales was poor

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>>76652055
>>76652055
>>76652055
>>76652055

lately i've just been sitting down on the toilet and letting it come out at its own pace

arsehole is in much better condition as a result

>>76651832
Because it's unreasonable to expect people to spend most of their time pursuing new phones. They just want-or-need a phone. Human beings are dumb and lazy, this doesn't invalidate their campaigning point that a lot of human beings are suffering because of the way phones are currently made. It's not like communists are arguing there shouldn't be iPhones, their argument is generally that they'd be created in a different way where the workers run the factories themselves and blah blah blah communism is seriously boring which is the real reason people buy iPhones so they've got something to play with while the one guy who reads Marx blathers on.

Have a tangential analogy, what's more likely to help the Chinamen: Me not buying an iPhone, or me buying an iPhone to send video of their conditions to ITN?

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>>76652042
dööt dööt dööööööt

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