best girl-edition
koth sucks
horrible thread
rather unimpressed by the quality of this thread if I'm being frank
>>76644235
I try my best
Where is everyone?
I'm so lonely.
I don't want the janman to see that hehe.
the gf
where is my hairline
>>76643365
About to brush my fuckin teeth aight?
Maple syrup is lame af. This is the good stuff
>tfw your secret thread is ruined
fuck off
Tsamina mina zangalewa
'Cause this is Africa
Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
MUST breed with a black woman.
Feetpussy~
>>76644540
Burn coal pay toll
I'm the funniest and coolest and smartest and most attractive poster.
People reply to my posts with things like "take your meds"
>>76644589
I just find out about album releases a week after they happen .
>>76644584
Its already starting to grow on me dammit tyler
If I was Mexican I would be at least 100x cooler
>Corner Gas edition
My mom loves that show.
stop consuming media made by niggers
>>76644306
How do you feel about the fact that you'll never have Twiggy?
>>76644605
Perhaps you should stop posting like a loony then
>>76644403
Horrific post
>>76644623
No.
I don't see why people are so obsessed with gooks.
>when /cum/ discusses music or some pop culture shit and I have no idea what it is
>>76644623
Um, no.
im def going to get a job tomorrow
>>76644624
very very bad
>>76644638
that's unfortunate
>>76644623
One step ahead of you
Fuck niggers and fuck black """people"""
>>76644638
Dont worry is just bad nigger music.
People don't even like the music that much, they only discuss the lyrics as if negroes were capable of coherent thoughts, you arent losing on anything.
>>76644638
are you old
>>76644623
You just found your way to the bottom of the /cum/ poster rankings
>>76644638
Should we be talking about your favorite hentai?
>>76644638
Just google it then silly. Music is all about exploration. If you don't like it, then you don't like it. Its always good to explore though
76644653
Awful, contrarian post.
Received a filtered (you)
>>76644653
Do mexicans like oldies mostly? One mexican I met recently was really into 80s music
These threads aren't even good for shitposting in.
really NEED a French gf ASAP
>>76644673
hi there
>>76644540
I have a newly acquire webm pertaining to your interest. Would you like to see it?
Yes [_]
No [_]
>>76644660
no
>>76644665
dont watch hentai and no I dont want to discuss your favorite cuck porn
>>76644670
no
>>76644629
You know its true senpai. Maple syrup os overrstrd af
>>76644683
ABSOLUTELY
>>76644686
The only cuck thing in hentai is ntr and no one likes ntr
>>76644673
No, Mexicans do like modern pop music and it sounds a lot, but people here are not really fans of rap or hip hop or whatever.
>>76643365
My back is itchy can someone scratch it for me and then rub oil on it?
>>76644699
>I listen to all music, EXCEPT
>>76644709
You are Greek
>general fertility rate is 62.0 births per 1,000 women aged 15–44 in The US
>>76644687
So you like butter flavored corn syrup better? C'mon man, maple syrup is the only way to go
>>76644701
>no one likes ntr
It's one of the most popular genres
Songs that should play when you enter the thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJgZ-GiPlvM
>>76644710
Ooooooooh are we doing a qt war?
>>76644710
underwhelming post
Grand Funk Railroad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxcOxvEsE_Y
I am insane. I'm NUTS. I'm out the window! Over the cookoo's nest. Completely bonkers. Berserk! A real madman.
david byrne is like a father to me dont use his name on vain.
>>76644729
Mmmmmm..... Is that good or bad?
>>76644735
If you are, Negroposting Canadian won.
this is the official /cum/ thread
we are indeed on a cultural war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0
David Byrne is an autistic fuck.
I see why hes such an inspiration to you
>>76644729
>As of the beginning of 2016, there are 59.8 births per 1,000 women aged 15–44; this is the lowest number since records have been kept since 1909
RIP Western civilization
>David Byrne is an autistic fuck.
>>76644770
he is actually autistic, keep making fun of him and you will be dead last even lower than the anon that got my thread deleted
>>76644710
thank you very much
>>76644710
Great post
Think the bf might be gay buds
>>76644759
Where is my participation award then?
Absolutely terrible post two posts above mine.
>>76644796
gay post
>>76644781
He actually has autism and thats the reason we don't get a reunion
>>76644783
Just called your local cartel boi
This is the real thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
So this guy was supposed to be hungarian
>>76644779
Fear of Music > 77 > Remain in Light > Buildings and Food > human feces > Speaking in Tongues
That's a fact.
I haven't masturbated today I want to do it but I know it will feel better if I wait a few days
>>76644796
Lmao do you seriously think that having sex with men makes you gay? rofl
>>76644816
howdy
>>76644822
cant say i disagree if i am being Frank
>lou reed
He is quite literally the definition of a talentless hack,
Received a filtered (you)
>>76644796
Mine definitely is. Or maybe its just me since I'm the bottom
>>76644822
remain in light is better than 77 don't try to pull im an special kind of autist act.
>>76644869
should filter yourself from life 2bh
>>76644820
It's even worse when you consider minorities disproportionately take a share of births in every Western cunt
>tfw no milo moiré gf
>>76643365
good thread
This album is better than the entire Talking Heads discography.
>>76644869
How's it going, friendo?
>>76644889
I just really like 77.
Received a filtered (you)
Evis Costello > Talking Heads
hmmm
Made 3000 dollars yesterday, should I throw it away and forget about it in an index fund or put it in crypto?
Also I just got two filtered (you)'s :3
>>76644935
(you)
http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/chancoin/
why is this mooning
Felt wrong paying for this dlc on a nintendo machine.
>>76644898
Rockin' body
>>76644935
How are you doing?
>>76644939
That's a lie and you know it.
>>76644947
gimme money so i can buy a super nintendo witch
>>76644947
Buy three of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXRsfWU4RRc
Only white people can be gay
>>76644954
Look at the market cap pajeet
>>76644893
Maybe we can donate our sperm and hopefully future generations will use it.
>he didnt buy all the mario kart 8 dlc
>he didnt buy all the smash dlc
mmmm
>>76644959
sup
>>76644947
How's the weather, buddy boy?
I need to scream but people are sleeping
>>76644974
look at the 24h volume carnold
>>76644978
I hope you're having a good day.
>>76644978
I never got the wii u tbwhwy. Just played my old roommates
>>76644993
Just do it, you wuss.
>>76645019
I just did
They said shut up faggot
>>76645057
Maybe you should you little beta faggot.
crash bandicoot
Just yelled at some faggot for screaming.
desperately need a hapa/eurasian gf
>>76645066
Fuck you and fuck this house
I can't do shit here
>>76645057
Scream them into submission. They have to learn their place.
>Only a childish mind would even consider vaping.
topkek
>>76645083
Bucks County will NOT share his family members.
>>76645096
I screamed into a pillow and they could still hear me
>ding dong
>open door
>see this
What do?
>>76645142
I would never order dominos gtfo 2d faggot
>>76645156
>pizzahutfag
Disgusting.
Skanderbeg is my hero.
>>76645141
Wait for them to fall asleep, and start screaming like a madman.
>yawn loudly with wide open mouth
>jaw locks and muscles feel hard
Ow. Why does this happen?
>>76645197
Haven't sucked enough cock to loosen up the jaw muscles.
>>76645182
>pizzahut
consider suicide friend
>>76645205
I'm doing it slowly with cigarettes.
>>76645182
Pizza hut is the best you cunt
Mom: You can watch one more video before bed.
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
heh...
>>76645142
Domino's is still in business?
>>76645222
>t. Franchise owner
>>76645244
>people used to watch that during University lectures
>>76645244
did you really think this was a good post
>>76645277
No, that's the point.
>tfw my mouth hurts
>>76645303
Stop sucking so much dick then desu
How the hell do I solve this crap
>can't tell the difference between a sincere post and a shitpost
Cara, I...
I'm with him.
>>76645341
>>76645341
he looks retarded
>>76645359
Trumpanzees deserve to be attacked for their political affiliation desu
/CUM/
LISTEN TO ME
IGNITE THE FIRE IN YOUR SOUL
>>76645384
When will this violent Bernie ideology be stopped!?
Heard a weeb speaking in Japanese yesterday. They were practically yelling at the top of their lungs. I don't understand how they don't hate themselves.
I have to buy an audio splitter because my craptop only has one port
>>76645425
Weeb genocide when
>>76645266
a guy next to me would always watch the bee movie and try to make me laugh
Um, can you not?
>>76645462
I assume they're real autists.
>>76645277
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so rude.
>>76645491
Had something similar happen with Good Burger
>>76645277
I thought it was alright
Normie males are so utterly boring, they should be killed desu
*leaves /cum/ with the promise to return*
>>76645568
you thought wrong
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
I think people can tell when I don't really find something funny. But if they know I don't think it's funny, why do they keep showing me stupid normie memes?
Give me your best tips for interviews.
I already went through HR, this time it's interview with the Plant Manager.
>>76645660
They don't have anything else but still want to talk to you
>>76645664
just be yourself
>>76645645
I'm sorry. please forgive me
>>76645645
You were the one who didn't recognize an old meme.
>>76645700
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>76645718
>shitposting
Exactly, shitposting isn't meant to be good.
>>76645660
Pretend that they are funny
Does anyone here know about B***** W**** and R**** J D*****?
>>76645767
That's what I do, but I think they can tell when I'm pretending. If that's the case, I probably come off as an ass.
>>76645794
heh... didn't mean to post that picture
the more I play video games, the worse I get
>mfw realizing most of these pedestrian signs in CAPTCHA are almost all of Ukranian style
What are these monsters doing?
ehehehe mmmhmm that's a good one
very deep
>>76644910
Remain in Light, yeah. 77, no
>>76645854
Hello Whatcom
>>76645845
Haven't touched a video game in like a week and I'm getting the urge to go outside and talk to people.
>>76645926
good taste
>>76645952
thanks bud
>>76645926
bad taste
>>76645931
hi
>>76645769
Bill Winton
Ronald J Drumpf?
Think I'm gonna buy this pair of boots
we need a cum discord.
>>76646055
What are you gonna use them for? I just bought some new Timberlands in preparation for a backpacking trip
>>76646055
want to buy these
>>76646076
there is one
>>76646085
Wearing them to class because I'm nigger tier.
at least you will never be this autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw
why does my Internet always shit itself around midnight
>>76646122
Im sure you will make good use of them since they will probably last awhile
>>76646076
You're in it, wtf are you talking about?
Civil Engineering is the thinking man's engineering.
>>76646076
You're dump
do you ever reply to yourself on here /cum/?
No life will ever be like this again
>>76646258
no, that's sad
>>76646217
its engineering for people who aren't good enough to be a real engineer
watching anime to cope with the ol depression again
>>76646318
*designs your bridge poorly, causing it to collapse*
Sway with me
Thoughts on this man?
>>76646391
FUCK
DRUMPF
>>76646400
A hero.
>>76646368
my buddy is studying civil engineering and he thinks he's better than everybody because of it
It's 2:16am, we should post our dicks!!
>>76646362
What anime are you watching friend?
>>76646424
He'd be right.
>>76646434
GE999
>>76646185
i dont like it
>>76646440
are you one of those?
Honestly sometimes i go on reddit to read opinions about soccer
Idk why i do it, their opinions are so fucking stupid.
>>76646530
Yes.
Yes, I listen to NPR.
Yes, I'm self-righteous.
And HILL YES, I'm with her.
>>76646549
why not just go to /sp/
Post Hillary memes
I really want to buy a miata but I'm afraid it'll make me hate myself even more than I already do
>>76646611
Why would you buy a Miata?
I think that was the best post I've ever made desu
Very upset that you guys don't recognize my genius.
BUBADEE BUBADEE BUBADEE POOF
>>76646620
I enjoy driving and I want a car that is fun to drive
>>76646611
NA?
Krauts just legalize fag marriage.
I love Merkel even more now.
>>76646725
pop ups are just so nice
https://bellingham.craigslist.org/cto/6185615869.html
>>76646754
It's a great car, buy one if you want one.
>>76646795
do you have one? is it actually really fun or is it memes?
>ywn be a kraut
Galaxy express is weird
like really weord
Really feel like I need to go outside and so something
>>76646918
but its almost 1 AM
>>76646827
Had one as my first car, it's definitely fun. I have nothing bad to say about it. The only thing I guess that was weird was everything feels big and awkward after you drive a miata long term. I drove my brothers truck once and it felt so weird. Miata feels natural
>>76646940
I know
I still need to go do something
Been sitting in my room for over a week now
Think I'm going to go walk around or something
If I don't post tomorrow I got stabbed by a hobo
I think I'm going to text this girl I exchanged numbers with a couple of days ago
See you all tomorrow
I'm worried about my girlfriend. She's been hanging out with, girls you could describe as "thots" I think and even though they are her friends I just don't trust their influence on her.
I am 1000% certain that I'm a better driver than everyone here.
>ywn be friends with sky ferrari
why live
>>76646975
I'm just trying to decide if it has enough space. the inside is just so tiny and I have to move all my stuff 300 miles from my home to my university. probably could get my parents to drive down to help move the stuff
>>76647093
what makes you think that?
>>76647106
Ive driven on northern highway 1 and 880, and never dinged my car
>>76647106
I want to put my penis in her mouth and then in her butt
>>76647108
>>76646975
also, I can use my mom's old car for free and they would even let me bring it to school so I don't know If I can justify buying a car
>>76647106
She was raped twice or something.
Still really cute.
>>76647133
I don't think it I know it
>>76647151
>She was raped twice or something.
what? when did she talk about this?
She didn't do it
>>76647177
unironically a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEamE0MYPkg
>>76647108
kek yes it's very small inside, which ended up being one of the reasons I don't still own one unfortunately. Definitely test one out a bit and see how you feel about it.
>>76647093
Probably better than me. The first time I tried to drift I crashed into a rail. One of 3 accidents, though the other two are not my fault remotely.
>>76647177
>Ferreira has stated that she was sexually assaulted in her adolescence twice, firstly involving a neighbor, and secondly in an incident that involved a stranger who had broken into her home.[12] In an interview with Rookie, Ferreira said: "I've never said anything [about this publicly] because I don't want it to define me, but I feel like it's appropriate to say something [here]. People feel like it defines you, and it doesn't. It's really unfortunate and disgusting and traumatizing, but it doesn't make you who you are."[12] Ferreira dropped out of high school after completing her sophomore year.[13]
>>76643560
Alas, speak falsehoods now, as in time the truth will be deafening.
>>76647071
You have good reason to be worried.
>>76647245
did you ever take it on the touge?
>>76647245
huck the fuskies
scoooo ducks
this is fucked ;_;
>>76647203
>video not available
lol what a load of bullshit. still like her music, though. the other day she posted tons of snippes of new songs on instagram.
>>76647222
awful.
>drink driving
what the FUCK is wrong with the UK. What on earth is drink driving? Isn't it drunk driving? I seriously thought I was seeing a typo
>>76647298
https://www.google.com/search?q=wsu+vs+oregon+football+2016&oq=wsu+vs+ore&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j35i39j0l4.4197j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>76647322
this is the year trust me
>implying Da burrs wont win it all
>>76647349
a lot of people are saying their new coach will make them real good this year
I think wsu will do really good. its falk's last year so he deserves it
One night at the disco, on the outskirts of Frisco...
jewish tits
>>76647277
I am no homo, friend.
PURPLE AND GOLD, GODDAMNIT
PURPLE AND GOLD
UW Seattle doesn't love us tho, so yeah, fuk'em
>>76647405
They fired Helf because he couldn't keep the players in line. I think it was probably the wrong move. They also had a talent hole from Mariota.
>>76647505
leach is still the best
this is now a washington only thread
GE999 is really weird
and really, REALLY sad
Im so conflcited
The gf
balkanize the generals
/wash/ will rise
>>76647900
terrible idea
terrible state
Work at 8 aha
just remembered I work at 9 tomorrow.
I cant find a job anywhere
>>76647930
fuck you Clack, we're brothers, we should be looking out for one another
>>76647942
>>76647938
>8
>9
friends?
>>76647966
Please forgive me.
>>76647955
counting the days until your shit state falls into the sea and you and everyone on it fucking drowns
VERY rude
>>76647997
ofc
I'm a very charming individual.
*smiles at you*
>>76648015
I don't think about your state
in fact nobody does lmao
>>76648040
>>76648059
rather be irrelevant than a fucking leech
I was at this bike path right by the washington /oregon river and I cant for the life of me remember what it was
it was super long though
>>76648009
I can't not forgive you famn
OR is based af
>LA talking shit in late night /cum/
>>76648091
he is the best poster in /cum/
help me out clack, Im sure you know where it was
it was by portland, but off in a rural area somewhere by some smaller river
Bob's Burgers > King of the Hill
>>76643844
>>76643863
>>76643899
What did he write?
>tfw you will never have 4 flags again
>>76648156
boi dont start
>>76648141
I still can't believe /cum/ celebrities are a thing
That looks a bit like me, but not that much
Late night anime
oxbow park? forest park maybe?
I swear I remember seeing that giant river in the distance
If you don't like King of the Hill you are either gay or a faggot
>>76648194
who are the celebrities? cara and baja?
>>76648196
r8 my prediction
>>76648216
Cara, Baja (RIP), Oyster Bay, Conway (RIP), Placer, Henrico, Charlie Brown, etc.
Come to think of it I haven't seen Placer in a fat minute either
about to take a hit from my weed pen
>>76648154
>some smaller river
Not the columbia or the willamette? Where was it relative to Portland? Did it look like pic related?
I don't really bike, so I don't know.
>>76648262
Ive been posting here the whole time
>>76648262
WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE??
>>76648262
I was Charlie Brown the whole time
>>76648262
placer was in this thread earlier
conway is just in /dixie/
>tfw you aren't a celebrity
>>76648279
"I'm a gay man myself"
Is that you?
I think there are a lot of Cali posters that only use one flag tbqh, but I could be wrong
>>76648300
stop impersonating me
>>76648238
If you lose against Washington you won't win against Arizona
I would make USC a toss up
Also Oregon is a wildcard favoring you.
>>76648292
>>76648318
>>76648300
this doesn't add up
>>76648292
You were the initial subject bro
>>76648301
I didn't even notice lmao
why is /dixie/ a thing tho, aren't we enough?
Do American and Canadian grills like Russians?
>>76648326
I'm the real CB.
will the real CB please stand up
it wasnt in the forest, but it was some kind of like flat farmland area near a smaller river or ravine or something
why cant I find it on Google maps
>>76648332
>aren't we enough?
apparently not
>>76648324
>If you lose against Washington you won't win against Arizona
last year wsu destroyed Arizona. what's different this year?
not posting the template
>>76648379
we all know
explain how to become a celebrity
>mfw I am the real cb
>I started bud > lad
>I got rid of bajachan
>>76648407
be as annoying as possible and tell people to kill themselves
>>76648450
>be annoying
I probably am
>tell people to kys
no that's mean
>>76648386
>Arizona they went 1 in 9 last year
I guess I haven't been paying enough attention
>>76648385
Idk, I don't know bike trails at all. Portland would probably know better than me.
>>76648464
Be an obnoxious contrarian.
>>76648464
>>76648450
It's more than that
You need to understand the psychology of 4chan posters
Double/triplethink them
Gaslight an entire general
>12th place
>>76648497
>Be an obnoxious contrarian.
no
>>76648479
I don't trust those rankings.
>>76648509
idk man last I checked I was 6th in /cum/ power rankings
>>76648551
Be a namefag.
>>76648551
A list that holds no legitimacy
The legacy you leave is all that matters
>>76648601
sometimes someone calls CB clackers. that's my legacy
RIP
I have awoken
Awooo
>>76648626
I'm not actually CB.
I was never CB.
>>76648669
oh I'm sorry
THINN
I'm going to force this meme.
>>76648694
It's called STICC
Dumbasss
well I guess Ill go to bed now
>>76648712
hmmm very nice
>>76648719
goodnight lad
>>76648719
sweet dreams
*waits for you to post something*
*posts something*
*doesn't like your post and tells you to post something else*
Where did everyone go?
Who wants to be my friend?
I'm so lonely.
really NEED a French gf ASAP
Not me, thank you
:::^^^))))
>>76648916
mm very good
>>76648950
yes thank you
>>76648779
Where did you go?
Do you want to be my friend?
Going to go out and buy something to eat. See ya lads.
wtf is this a pasta?