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the gf just sent me this edition
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>>76643127
Supplier that hog
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>>76643138
Reeeeee fuck off autocorrect
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We're in here
>>76640773
>>76640773
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>people are actually posting in this one instead of the active /brit/ thread
>>76640773
>>76640773
>>76640773

Fuck off OP.
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>>76643186
>3 people
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>>76643127
kate >
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>>76643127
What the fuck I know this girl, that's an opencolleges neckband

She's in Sydney
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>>76643184
fake news
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after getting all excited about making something of my life i bet the uni will reject my application
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>>76646833
are you the 18yo
what will you study?
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Just got a work email after-hours

Shall NOT be responding
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I like you prlad x
thailad's coming off a bit of a twat attacking you for no reason, with this yank sycophant lapdog backing him up
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pu

wonk
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Is mboko in?
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>>76646854
didn't go at all as planned, won't be making that mistake again
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>linked to an old thread for recycling
>see my own post in it from nearly 4 hours ago
>confronted with the sheer scale of time i'm wasting on /brit/
wew
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What's one of the memories that makes you groan, grimace and gnash your teeth?
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sue
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>>76646823
Cheers mate, nice one.
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>>76646854
thanks la x
yanks always attack me but this one is like the trope of the sidekick repeating things, makes me howl
still enjoy having thailad in the thread
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>>76646843
nah, 21.

international relations degree. wanky coffee-shop fodder, but it's a degree. might get myself out of the house. flunked politics at 18 after crashing like an indonesian budget airliner, might as well sidestep and continue.
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>>76646886
God must punish france
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>>76646854
Largely prefer thailad. This new thailand flag has yet to find his style and come into his own. He will some day, he will.
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>>76646888
all of them
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>>76646886
>le coq
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>>76646907
For what it's worth, I apologise for my remarks.
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>>76646886
he looks like a more retarded ted cruz.
absolutely fucking loathe him, the embodiment of everything wrong with politics the world over.
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>>76646926
the new one is just a proxy
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>>76646888
Don't think I've ever gnashed my teeth. Can't see the word gnash without thinking of Dennis the Menace's dog.

Remember Gnasher? What about Gnipper?
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>>76645812
ever played Red Storm rising?
you can get it free on Abandonia
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>>76646970
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Muggle is just a lazily disguised spelling of Nigger
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Itsa me!
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I think americans are the only ones here who have to deal with spics in real life so it makes sense that we don't like the spic
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>>76647005
I don't think i've ever spoken to a Mexican irl
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>yanks fawning over thailad
>brown nonce fawning over thailad
embarrassing!
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there's an awful lot of /brit/ threads lads what have you naughty boys been up to? Giving the new jannny a trial by fire?
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The amount of food that fits in my belly has been steadily increasing, as has it's size. Need to reverse this trend within a sensible timeframe.
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>patakana jinowasabe hey, MAS
>desnay shibu nahanaruba say, MAS

that's japanese for ya'
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pondering getting a thai mail-order bride

thoughts? opinions?
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>>76646954
Just came back from an aborted date. "Girl" was suposed to be a model and frankly looked great but then I get there and she has the voice of a man.
Me: are you a ladyboy
Her: NO *voice of a man*
Me: Sorry I can't date a ladyboy
Her: up to you
Me: it's not up to me , it's ffs *goes home*
What the fuck is this breed of ladyboys who lie to your face. She even shot tested me like a real girl before the date saying that I only want sex and what have you. Will post convo.
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>tfw get to pretend to be Thailad for a week in October
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>>76646985
nah that's mudblood
muggle is more like african-american
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>>76647032
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>>76647024
im 5'9" and 12st 6lbs
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just did a VERY long and satisfying fart
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>>76647019
his posts are very average
he holds his power by conforming to the largest consensus
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To convey one's mood
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic
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>>76647048
I have bathroom scales, but haven't used them in a couple of years. I'll go weigh myself now, and return with a brutally honest set of numbers.
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the ladyboy cock is something i'm specifically interested in, I came to thailand to get my fill because I'd be beheaded in algeria if I expressed my gay feelings
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>>76647048
>12st 6lbs
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>>76647039
creasing
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>>76647005
I like Mexico and South America
would like to live there if I can learn Spanish or Portuguese (not Mexico but SA like Argentina/Brazil)
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>>76647042
he has a redditflag which you shant be able to replicate, ergo non ipso sum facto the superior posters of the thread, my own personage of course being amongst that number, shall be able to identify you instantly as an imposter, and dare i say litle scum fukcign shitcnt
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>>76647044
Hear me out

Negro = Nigger
Mud = Muggle

All she did was make it sound a little more innocuous
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>>76647053
>average
so just a standard poster?
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>>76647032
>ooor herro misur arron, me ruv you rong time
>oor I been hirr too year? me get greencar now? goodbye mistar arron me rant divorce
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>>76647066
im not fat tho im stong as fuk
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might start wearing makeup just for a laugh
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>>76647068
lel
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>>76647085
argentina is okay probably because it is really white. only heard from my mom. brazil is a shithole though, at least rio is.
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>>76646922
>wanky coffee-shop fodder
really hope it's not as bad as it sounds, the only friend I'm still in contact with wants to get that degree
you probably already know this but to new students I always tell them about
sci-hub.io. Always have to remind the gf of its existence
>>76646943
alri
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>>76647096
no, the quality of his posts are average
nothing special, nothing abhorrent
right in the middle and reaching for informative and helpful
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>>76647087
what's his redditflag?
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Not a fan of this impostor thailad desu, might put a trip on
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Ah yes I need to protected my inexistent eggs by filtering who I mate with through a series of behavioural fitness tests. After all unlike semen, my inexistent eggs come in a limited number.
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thus spoke zarathustra
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Muslims aren't bas-
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?
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>>76647148
>no, the quality of his posts are average
that makes him the emobodiement of the "average" poster here
it's not like he's trying to be a personality, just has a different flag
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business idea: invite /brit/ to my wedding
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Business idea:
create a warrior caste
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>>76647155
ladyboys unironically are better to talk to than most women
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>>76647149
only the privileged are worthy of that information
do you have a reddit flag?
no
you are not privileged. you are not worthy. dont reply to me again; consider yourself extremely fortunate i even deigned to respond to a noflag post at all
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Bathroom scales are fucked. £15 down the drain, unless it just needs a new battery.
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Business Idea:
monetise the fact that I am the best poster here
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>>76647130
Brazil is fine
I've been to Rio and while bad it's not *that* bad
its not like the USA isn't a shithole
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>>76647193
well obviously since they're men
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strip poker game accidentally turned into a deviant sex party
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>>76647155
the absolute STATE of you, she clearly doesn't speak a word of english
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>>76647152
If you're really the OG, you'll have a great trip. :^)
>>76647155
Don't care how fit "she" is, even if it was a genuine girl.. not relationship tier with those conversation skills.
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imagine thinking this looks "great" and not instantly seeing it's a man lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
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>>76647205
literally never seen a memorable post with the Hong Kong flag attached
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>>76647214
Did you go all in? Wahey
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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brekkies ready
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>>76647208
>I've been to Rio and while bad it's not *that* bad
it's pretty fucking bad outside the city.
>its not like the USA isn't a shithole
it definitely is. what makes you think I think otherwise?
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>>76647231
>laughing my arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse off
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>>76647208
yeah the best unis in latin america are in Brazil and Chile, the Brazil is Africa tier is a meme
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>h-haha b-but we had sex in public h-ha rememebr?

what a tragic existence that rodent leads
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alri thailad
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>move to a different part of the house
>wifi suddenly getting acceptable speeds
woah
sucks my desk is apparently in the Bermuda Triangle of shit wifi
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>>76647264
alri
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>>76647193
> what did you need form thai girl
>sex?
>more person tell me that
>who are you?
>you need free lunch?

shudder to think what the typical yank relationships convo is like
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>>76647248
had a very big stirfry just a few hours ago not hungry yet
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>the Brazil is Africa tier is a meme
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>>76647279
Probably the same as it is everywhere. She bitches about people and he nods along then they shag
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The 17 year olds mother just contacted me again lads, threatened to get the police involved if I didn't stop dating her daughter.

What the fuck is her problem? Just because I'm a 30 year old man? Age is just a number
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>>76647284
it's corrupt as fuck, but I'd live in a monkey favela any day before living in West Africa, especially if I go with money
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>>76647284
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>>76647258
yea Brazil was pretty great actually, and I know a good number of people there + have some personal connections
work wise idk what I'd do there though, there's not exactly loads of money floating around there
moving to SA is more of a pipe dream if I save up enough dosh to buy some land or start a business there so money won't be as much of an issue
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>>76647226
>not relationship tier with those conversation skills.
Don't care desu. As long as she's a real girl and kind. I have male friends to have convos with. With girls it's more like "you're cute like a pokemon". "Are you signle?" "I want to meet you" is how deep it goes. Even with the scotish gf I speak shallowly like that which she probably thinks is due to the fact that I am not a native speaker.
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love macron
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doing an awoo
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>>76647284
Just needs a bit of a touchup.
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Need a middle class chebs gf
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got extremely pale skin and freckles like i'm ginger but i have dark brown hair, this is bullshit
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>>76647300
>thinks the US is a shithole but thinks brazil is pretty great actually
cannot imagine being this delusional. I very much doubt you've been to either then
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>>76647231
Not her most feminine pic
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love macros
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>>76647324
looks like my HR manager
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>>76647284
the worst thing about Brazil is the politics and how mismanaged everything is
other than that, idk why some people are so afraid of a little grime around where they live
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>>76647308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8kSNIbbL1M
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>>the Brazil is Africa tier is a meme
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Have you no shame?
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>>76647355
already said the us is a shithole
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>>76647355
This could be Detroit or any rubdown city
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>>76647294
kek
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>>76647344
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>>76647301
being able to connect on completely comprehensive level is great. Can do stuff like being able to share your favorite movies etc. they're all new and exciting for her too.
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girls giggled at my weak calves
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america is the most third world first world country
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>>76647345
>idk why some people are so afraid of a little grime around where they live
probably because it's fucking dangerous
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I propose from now on we respond to ALL Americans with this
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>>76647395
Fantastic post
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>>76647403

>gif

Fuck off
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>>76647345
the ~70,000 murders a year might also be a factor there too
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>>76647393
its like they dont even care how that'd make you veal
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>>76647380
it is, I'm quoting the yank that posted a favela
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>>76647330
>yank gets upset because I like Brazil
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>>76647403
>respond to Americans

dreadful
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>>76647388
Yeah kind of dying to find a girl to introduce to the sopranos, used to be my gimmick with gfs. But honestly all the girls I've met here who would be able to appreciate it are either too old (25+) or ugly to become the gf.
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>>76647425
I didn't see the double meme arrows

I'm sorry
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>>76647403
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>>76647431
at least be consistent you retarded leaf. if you call america a shithole then how the fuck is brazil "great"?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMo&feature=youtu.be
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>>76646967
>Remember Gnasher? What about Gnipper?
Remember gnasher, remember the cuckio meme, don't remember gnipper. Simple as.
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>>76647438
it's ok x
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>>76647436
Netflix has Thai subs on just about everything if this is useful information for you.
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>>76647300
do you have any connections from other latin countries?
I think the safest place would be Chile. They're doing best economically so money wouldn't be as big of an issue as other cunts. I want to live in SA as well but don't have the testicles yet
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>>76647399
Isn't it time for you to breastfeed before bed bud?
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>>76647407
don't get too smug, uk is a close second
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>>76647462
Thanks thailad. It is <3
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know a girl who works two jobs, works 17-18 hour days sometimes. i mean how is that even humanly possible? she seems fine with it too
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some extra baggage
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>>76647466
I do but only in Brazil so it makes it a bit harder for the Spanish countries
I would prefer to go to one of those over Brazil though desu
this is a future thing though, right now I have other issues to consider before I can even think about moving there
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>>76647487
But your """GFs""" are still learning to read, so subtitiles are no use
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>>76647490
Money. I worked from 7.30am to 11pm the other day
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>>76647475
Hehe, soft yank twat, I'm a hardman leaf. Isn't it time for you to breastfeed befor-
*gets decapitated by a favela gang*
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>>76647490
gender pay gap innit
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>>76647490
Know a nurse like that too. 7 days a week at around 12 hours a day. Only sleeps 4 hours a night. Girls never take naps.
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>>76647490
I know women that work 24 hours a day, it's called being a mother sweety
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IRA did nothing wrong tbf
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>>76647490
most girls do this
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>>76647518
don't want to get killed by Favelos? don't go in the Favela
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>>76647518
lol
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>>76647393
how you veal
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>>76647306
hate you, simple as.
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>IRA did nothing wrong tbf
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president toilet bog fart
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>>76647487
no worries
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>>76647561
haha yeah just live in a gated community or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ-z-om7PRU
oh
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>>76647564
Now fuck off you fat useless sack of yankee doodle shite. Fuck off will ya
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Just dropped the GF off at kindergarten before I go to work lads
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>>76647588
woah
this never happens in the USA
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>look good in mirror
>look ugly in photos

what the fuck is this shit
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>>76647513
they're both pretty much minimum wage too, and she walks over a mile to both of them, and sometimes 7 days a week. i honestly dont think i could do it. physically? yes i could endure it, mentally that would break me in less than a week though
>>76647519
no
>>76647529
haha
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>>76647608
you genuinely must be retarded
>>76647249
>>76647368
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>>76647529
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>>76647609
Photos are how you actually look and how other people see you. Everyone experiences this just like everyone hates their own voice on recordings
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>>76647609
sorry to tell you this lad... the picture you is closer how you look to other people sans 2D nature of it
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>>76647546
do they?
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>>76647609
cameras can't capture depth properly
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>>76647436
>Brazil is nothing but a favela shitho-
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>>76647609
Become good looking like me
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>>76647529
yaaaassssss
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>>76647629
>tfw everyone hates my voice on recordings
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>>76647641
Yes. Women have to work A LOT harder than men
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>>76647629
it's closer to how people see you, but the lens affect a lot. You could be even uglier in reality
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>>76647659
i dont think this is true. if a man were in the same position as her, well, he'd be in the same position as her.
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>>76647608
yeah it's almost like brazil is just as bad as america
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Does the name "Joe Zgegman" sound ashkenaze to you lads?
It's my alter ego for an internet project. Doesn't have to sound jew, just american and powerful but ashkenaze would be an added bonus.
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>>76647659
yet somehow work less on average
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>>76647658
Fun fact: the first reason I started to strongly dislike you was because you replied to me with a vocaroo and it was a pathetic whiny posh nasal cunt of a voice.

That was just the first of many reasons that followed in the years to come of course
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>>76647675
racist
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http://time.com/63299/no-salary-no-benefits-no-sleep-this-is-the-worlds-toughest-job/

xoxo
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Giving women the vote was the beggining of the end for western civilization, they, like non-whites, lack the brainpower to form rational thoughts and arguments
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>>76647699
That fact isn't very fun at all.
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>>76647699
Not a very fun fact if I'm honest.
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>>76647672
if that's the case whats the big deal then?
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>>76647675
Because they have to look after the kids as well? Grow up. If you are a woman and happen to not be attractive your life is literally over. They have it much harder
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Can't remember the last time I went out on a friday
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>>76647716
>people who disagree with me are stoooopid!!!!!!!
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>>76647724
>its not like the USA isn't a shithole
>brazil is pretty great though
hmmm
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Answer please. What does Joe Zgegman evoke to you lads?
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>>76647731
do you go on about this stuff irl?
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>>76647714
ah yes, everyone should praise mothers

not like people have been doing that since the beginning of humanity
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thailad
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>>76647731
>If you are a woman and happen to not be attractive your life is almost on a par with a man's
Fixed.
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>>76647741
you probably shouldn't drink so much next time then
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>>76647741
me too ahaha
want to get some takeaway food but newtown will be crawling with normies
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>>76647748
white males are the superior race, why else would we be targeted to be systematically wiped out by the jews?
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sure is /r9k/ in here
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what does thailad sound like?
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i live in one of the nicest mid-sized cities in the USA
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>>76647783
james earl jones
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>>76647779
tfw no gf
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>>76647752
Not really. Only if someone brings it up
>>76647758
LOL imagine believing this. Many ugly man can get work on a construction site within the day. Any man can work their way up in any job (unless you're under 6 foot). Ugly women are destined for failure
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yanks? i'll pass
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>>76647777
>why else would we be targeted

you aren't though
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>>76647783
barry white
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Anyone else here a BAME?
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I dare describe my masculinity as rather quite toxic
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Strongly dislike the fake thailad. Is he 14 or something
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Thinking about building a ship for 15 years and sailing for a bit
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>>76647783
Imagine if Prince William held his nose, pitched up his voice by 100%
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>>76647798
this
>be ugly woman
>try to focus on career
>get reputation as the "hag" or "bitch"
>be successful but everyone hates you, never garner the same respect or business connections as a man
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>>76647798
>Any man can get a high risk low pay manual labour job

Gee, we're the lucky ones aren't we.
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>>76647189
hada rajpoot
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>>76647814
My masculinity is working hard, wearing mens clothes and suffering emotional turmoil in disturbing silence
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a pooskin just replied to me
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>>76647804
You're a turk aren't you, go home!

Praise kek, SHADILAY!
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Obligatory rollo tomasi chart. Very true in my experience. We have it better than women.
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>>76647866
shan't
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>>76647824
He's alri, you can't take it seriously.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg
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>>76647284
so rock climbing is basically roof climbing?
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>>76647798
>can get a job on a construction site in a day
Wrong, you need your CSR card which takes months, then you have to know someone who's in the position to hire you, then if you're lucky you get to haul bricks in the pissing rain for minimum wage
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Everyone who thinks men have it harder than women is a virgin. Guaranteed
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>have to sit down to piss
>don't get a knob
>can't put your knob in anything
>have to be spunked inside
>more likely to be raped
>have to spend hours tarting yourself up with slap just to go to the shops
>bleed out your fanny every month
>have to go through menopause
>have to constantly worry about getting pregnant
>have to have a baby grow in you then fart it out which is painful
>have to then raise the kid
>much harder to have an aesthetic body

honestly being a woman is proper shit, fuck that
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>>76647909
stop roleplaying as a woman on 4chan
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Alri vocatoo times lads. Seems there are some voicelets among us.. We need to establish what everyone sounds like. I'll make one in a few minutes reading a text.
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>>76647905
>CSR card takes months

bahahaHHAHAHHAH

It's literally a day course, impossible to fail. I did it last year. Walk on to any building site and they'll need labourers. Did I say it was easy work?
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>>76647909
I don't think it's as black and white as you'd like to believe, certain things women have it easier, others for men.
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last time I was in a nightclub I was half afraid the bouncers were going to come help me with my ketchup/catsup dilemma
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>>76647931
I am a man and never claimed to be a woman. The first step to getting women is to understand them. Not be a buhhhh de woman have it sooo eassy fruitcake
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>>76647909
Is this the image you're looking for? You could've just asked.
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Male feminists are the creepiest fuckers on the planet.
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>>76647977
good post
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>>76647798
>Many ugly man can get work on a construction site within the day


ah yes let me just hop in my time machine and go to post-WW2 America
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>>76647967
reckon the creator of this image has never had access to any holes
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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDCDsKHCE8s
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/brit/?
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doing a large anxiety about leaving the house
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I'm a proud alt-right men's rights activist MGTOW, FUCK WOMEN and FUCK NON-WHITES
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Reddit is honestly the superior site
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>>76648033
go on home, nobody is stopping you
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R8 the deep booming testosterone-full voice lads http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fcTUo75Tny
As well as the accent and pronunciation
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ERR W*MEN - OR 'HOLES' AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM JUST WANT TO RIDE THE COCK CAROUSEL UNTIL THEY CAN GET SOME RICH NICE GUY FOR HIS BETA BUCKS
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>>76648037
One must mingle with one's enemies, if one is to convince them of their erroneous ways
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>company called me and said I can start work again in two weeks

hooray
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>>76647963
>The first step to getting women is to understand them.
no it isn't
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>>76647977
says the guy sat next to several coke bottles full of piss posting on 4chan and probably talking to his vast array of scantily clad anime dolls
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>>76648010
t. just got called the creepiest fucker on the planet
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>>76648033
I regularly browse /r/the_donald, praise kek!
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>>76648037
I enjoy seeing you little worms writhe around for me
Dance, worm
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>>76648058
says the paddy sat next to several coke bottles full of piss posting on 4chan and probably talking to his vast array of scantily clad anime dolls
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>>76648054
nobody has ever changed anyone's mind about anything on 4chan
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mad ting
sad ting
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>>76648043
sexy voice Tbh
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Need paddy friends in thailand to go drink with. Tfw no paddy friends in thailand to go to the pub with
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>>76648058
You were right about me posting on 4chan. Got me there.
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>>76648069
I'm fully aware of my lowly stature though so don't throw stones
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Had a thought experiment about mind reading, definitely the shittiest superpower
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>>76647977
what about peadophiles?
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>>76648145
go on
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>Kent grower who relies on EU workers calls for mechanism to allow seasonal fruit pickers to continue to work in Britain

yet they wont hire me
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>>76648151
Male feminists are the second creepiest fuckers on the planet, after guys who openly lust after children.
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Had a bit of a fight with the gf last night and didn’t bother making up this morning. Was actually really nice cooking breakfast in the morning without her trying to cuddle me and kiss me all the fucking time. Got out of the house a good hour earlier than usual because no gf interference.
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impossible to find an unbanned proxy
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>>76648175
Will you work for £3 an hour in the summer sun for 12 hours a day?
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>>76648187
nah
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>>76648195
impossible to find a free unbanned proxy
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>>76648175
Yeah I hate that bullshit. "Oh if I can't exploit cheap labour I'll go under". No you fucking won't you just won't be able to afford 3 cars yu greedy twat.
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>>76648183
*infetterence
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>>76648210
nah
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female friend of mine just referred to gays as doughnut-punchers. hilarious.
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>>76648188
>£3 an hour
Having a laff, that's what the pay berrypickers here. No reason for Jakub to go to Britain to do it.
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now do classical gas
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>>76648175
HANG ON

What was the point of me voting for Brexit if we're not going to ban all foreigners and muslims and brick up the chunnel?
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>>76648227
Here they can also claim benefits and get access to the NHS, which supplement their wage as an "apprentice"
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reckon I could be a good actor lads. like hollywood action movie stuff. might move to LA and just start walking onto random film sets demanding the lead role until I quickly get one
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>>76648211
it's not exploiting you commie twat

enjoy the moroccan-grown strawberries then
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>>76648250
I'm surprised they bother at all when they can just claim benefits.
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>he doesn't pick his own strawberries
fucking townies
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>>76648255
That's how Van Damme made it
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>>76648272
Why get one income when you can get two? They're paid cash in hand, then declare they need Jobseekers as well
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>>76648256
but what about people who do this >>76648250 , feels like they are exploiting the system
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Business idea: boycott all German goods
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>>76648175
Well if "Kent Grower" calls for it, then I guess we better get on that.
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>>76648287
not sure they really exist 2bh
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oh no those poor millionaire landowners masquerading as farmers wont be able to pay pickers £2 a day any more :(
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>>76648256
How is it not exploiting when they don't pay a good enough wage for hard work and then act surprised when they have to ship in people from countries where there minimum wage is pence to the pound. All so middle class wendy can have cheap strawberries in her Pimm's.
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>Can't make profit on muh strawberry farm
they just grow in the ground nigga, everyone wants them. Sort yourself out ffs
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doing a really hard think
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moffat will have a moffat meal, and then go do something moffaty
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>>76648315
it's a fair wage agreed upon by two parties who are both gaining from the transaction

it's fucking picking berries not exactly difficult work, why should they get £12/hr and six weeks of holiday?
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>>76648288
Don't mind them selling samples, or wearing a big gold hat and drinking what they like, but stabbing a little baby with a bayonet is well out of order.
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>>76648348
>Not exactly difficult work

Spoken like a true office rat.
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>>76648348
A living wage and reasonable work-life balance are inalienable human rights
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is it worth even getting a desktop bitcoin wallet?
I'm having a hart time finding a reliable one that works BOTH with IOS and Linux
might just get a mobile one since that's probably more useful anyway
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is this seriously not a thing where you lot are from?
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REALLY cannot wait until comrade McDonnel becomes PM, people like >>76648348 will get their comeuppance.
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>>76648212
that's not even a word m8
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Going out for a date with a cute nurse as we speak lads. I am wearing pale pink trousers with a white linen shirt, brown summer shoes without socks and the Prada power-glasses. Literally look like something out of the Croatian edition of GQ. My looks scream care-free hedonistic lifestyle. I bet we will have sex on the first date.
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>>76648369
no they aren't

that's commie talk
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>>76648371
they're different to supermarket strawberries you fucking tard
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>>76648371
nah
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>>76648387
boo fucking hoo, it has a little lump on it
grow up, townie
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who'd've thought that the entire national harvest of small fruits and vegetables was dependant upon "pick your own" small businesses
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Forgot to mention she just finished at high school, going to pick her up now
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>>76648369
>gimme what i want, it's my human right to have whatever i want
Jesus. Imagine if there was a war.
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>>76648371
Picking blackberries by the motorway is free and you get your daily does of lead too.
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>>76648411
>A nurse
>at high school
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one of you ugly little cunts make a new thread before I go fucking ballistic
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business idea: if you need pseudo slave labour to grow a crop perhaps you should grow something else
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reckon I could make a profitable strawberry farm, gib land.
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>>76648420
what job do you do?
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OOH ARR TOWNIE GIT OFFA MY FARM
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>>76648440
How will I afford my house that was in countrylife, the grade II listed barn conversion with staff rooms in the gatehouse for the Au Pair (also imported) and my range rover+BMW fleet then.
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business idea:
instead of pseudo slave labour, just make it actual slave labour, that way it satisfies the rorkes, the business owners, and the consumers.
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>>76648440
don't think any farm that isn't a huge factory enterprise or some mega cash crop is actually profitable
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>>76648211
lmao you literally don't get basic economics mate

if the profit earned by the supplier isn't sufficient for the work they put in then they'll just stop production

if earning enough for 3 cars is the point where the supplier thinks they're being sufficiently rewarded for their effort then that's the level that they'll supply at, if it drops below that then they'll stop, or decrease production
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>>76648473
um sweetie slavery is unbritish sorry honey we were the ones who stopped it in the first place x
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>>76648473
I bet we could trick the Corbynites into thinking it was communism and have them do it.
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>>76648490
>>76648490
>>76648490
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business idea: pay people a low wage and let the welfare state pick up the rest
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>>>>76641752

>>76641752
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>>76648510
unlucky
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>>76648487
It's based on a grossly inflated idea of what is sufficient reward for the work. You know there are countries where they produce quality good because they actually care about whatever it is they produce.
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>>76648371
one near me. not just strawberries either. all kinds of berries
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