dont post in this thread until I've had my coffee edition
Thread /brit/ is actually posting in:
>>76640773
>>76642742
Fake news
>>76642688
Have you had it yet
Stop coming to Algarve
>>76643263
We come cos we like you
new meme lads
Cheers for linking my thread x
poo
>>76645133
Ugly bastard
The meme is terrible too
who here /sneezing chicken/?
https://youtu.be/oUE9j8TD6kU#t=29
paki bastard
>>76642688
i don't get it, why would a frog need coffee?
business idea: buy a monthly bus ticket and save a WHOPPING £1.30
*Pees in your mouth*
Trying to write an article but blue screen
>>76645145
is he ok
>Comrade Corbyn is going to give us all bennies while the Amerilards are drafted to die for le god emperor
Looks like we got the last laugh after all
>>76645160
bird flu :(
>>76645145
>57:49
why is your post before mine...
>>76645149
Play on the dont talk to be before I've had my coffee meme
>>76645164
cringe belongs at
>>>/pol/
>>76645166
Sneezing chicken > pakis
>>76645167
it's retarded
>>76645151
>Buy a bus
>Use it until you wretire
>Paint it with concrete and sell it
>???
Tens of Millions dollar profit
>>76645176
no u
>>76645184
9 hours of toil until the weekend
>>76645196
4 day weekend here
i'm doing my best
wish i was malcom tucker
trying my best
>>76645183
Do you think buses ever re-tire?
>>76645229
rimshot
the best you can is good enough
>>76645229
he he
Anyone else having difficulty posting?
Go fuck yourself mook
>>76645241
yes. the chon is also very slow
>>76645241
yeh, connection errors, it's been bugging all morning.
>>76645241
Yes, the 4chan service has been fucking retarded for a week or two at least. Slow and lagging my browser. These pages should be barely 2MB and they're acting like I'm going 1080HD with a dial up.
I told my counsellor I hate pakis and feel inferior and intimidated by whites
He told me he's speaking to a female clinical psychologist colleague and they both think I'm a good candidate for CAT (Cognitive Analytic Therapy)
One 1 trophy away from platinum on Digimon
>>76645253
Probably problem in Singapore cloudfare
>>76645248
Probably problem in American cloudfare
>>76645241
Probably problem in London cloudfare
anyone remember the cuckio meme
hate my life HATE IT, fucking hate it. need to exact change. fast. time is running out
someone asked me what my name was yesterday and i gave them a fake name and they said i had a cool name
i have good taste in fake names
>>76645282
shut it, poo man
>>76645278
You already posted this...
>>76645286
what's your name?
>>76645286
alri Max Steel
>>76645293
sam davis
>>76645293
Ozzy Pawsborn, the Prince of Barkness
>>76645293
Roger McDickhead
>>76645284
same
>>76645299
>>76645300
>>76645301
cool name
>>76645292
Need more (you)s
ugh, sigh
>>76645283
You already posted this...
>>76645293
Victor Fries
>>76645312
>>76645278
post your:
face
tits
boipucci
feminine penis
ugh....... *sigh*
the more i read about psychology the more i become convinced that everything other than IQ testing and big 5 trait testing is just absolute bollocks
literally astrology tier
I just remembered last thread that I used to introduce myself as santa claus (santa kurosu) when I was in japan because my regular name is too hard to say for them
>>76645321
We heard you the first time
>>76645321
ughhhhhhh
like
MOM
TOTALLY
LIKE
OH MY GOD
LIKE
UGHH
MOM
TAKE ME TO
UGHHH
STAR BUCKS
Well well well, what do we have here? What's all this then? And I suppose none of you lot knows anything about this? You all saw nothing. A LIKELY story. Unless someone tells me exactly who is responsible for this SHAMEFUL mess, there will be letters going out to ALL of your parents.
Business idea: Build and rehouse all of /brit/ into a block of povvo flats
>>76645326
barraku obama-san
>>76645325
what do you see?
Burn in hell, fags.
>>76645320
You'll get face soon
In around 3 weeks
Got laser in a few days, you see
Business idea: sing to the gf
>>76645325
you ever hear about shit they used to do in old timey days that was respected back then but these days we know is absolute bollocks?
100 years from now people will think the same about most if not all schools of psychology
>>76645353
why do you talk like an oblivion character
Highlight + copy tripcode (the bit beginning with !)
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>>76645346
an englishman in his late 20s who moved to thailand so he could engage in rampant noncery sans fear of the law
>>76645346
two hunched monks with books screaming at each other as their teeth fall out
Highlight + copy tripcode (the bit beginning with !)
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And above all, no matter what: DO NOT REPLY TO IT
>>76645353
What's changed?
>>76645346
Two strange people
>>76645325
Been watching Jordan Peterson lectures?
business idea: post anon's singing on youtube and earn £££
>>76645346
an animal carcass
>>76645340
makubuku puro
makudonarudo
why can't those dumb japs just pronounce it right
>>76645346
A vagina
>>76645346
A uterus
business idea: kill an old man and throw away a lifetime of sporting dominance
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40452270
>>76645346
feet
>>76645356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q0EPpgCoDs
>tfw no qt american ratfu to sing with
>>76645346
bags of milky sand
shan't be replying to all these
>>76645373
>>76645395
>>76645382
>>76645401
intriguing posts
>>76645376
>>76645388
>>76645372
>>76645406
really fucking boring dickhead posts
>>76645346
a couple of cyborg supervillain babies plotting their next nefarious scheme
>>76645412
*fucking strangles you*
>>76645419
*rees loudly*
>>76645395
>Chomp and Clover
I like your style, kid
>>76645423
*snaps your neck with my appendix*
>>76645372
screaming
>>76645428
*dies*
Lads... please tell me 18 isn't too late to turn things around...
It's my birthday today. And I'm all alone
>>76645432
i think your cat has autism
>>76645441
you haven't even started life yet mate
>>76645430
it wasn't that funny
>>76645441
>18 today
>this is your first ever post on 4chan
Suspicious
And yes, it is too late. Your Enjoy your 70 years of suffering before the sweet release of death
>>76645441
2 l8 m8. shouldv'e done that in 14
THAILAAAAAD
>>76645457
>>76645432
thailad shop cry cat onto this thanks in advance
>>76645463
i'll do it, sit down thailad
>>76645441
>tfw can't report the fuck out of this post
aaaaaargh
>>76645463
I'm at work, my yank will do it.
>>76645441
yeah mate sorry it's over, 18 is the new 40
>>76645474
I saved that Pepe FYI
>>76645448
it was don't ruin it you twat
>>76645484
>tfw they save my Pepes
aaaaaargh
Screaming
>>76645502
I saved that one too FYI
I wish we had a cuban instead of a puerto rican
can't stand beta males
thairad!
>>76645528
me too...
just came up with the perfect video game
>>76645528
Maybe we can trade him if we throw in the Indian as well.
>>76645528
wish we had both
>>76645286
Considering going by a fake name in daily life at uni but worry it might cause problems when the name everyone calls me doesn't match the name on my student card or driver's licence.
hate nonces
love nonce hunting
simple as
>>76645528
I miss Beto
>>76645502
https://rarepepewallet.com/
>>76645535
>>76645463
>>76645522
>>76645562
nice work lad
>>76645441
18 isn't too late, but you're running out of time.
Make the most of the next 2 years lad, the realisation you've finally crossed the rubicon into adulthood is horrifying.
really fancy a tin of rubicon now
Business idea: castrate gays to make society a safer place for children and free of diseases
>>76645562
you yanks aint so bad after all
business idea: run down princes street dressed as a cow yelling about the price of milk and imploring people to re-elect Mr. Cole-Hamilton
always have been a big fan of yanks. brits? can't stand 'em!
That first sip of the day
>>76645584
agreed
>>76645626
how was your poo train for 40 hours?
>>76645550
>this is actual currency
pride is a sin
Might have a cheeky explosive decompression if you catch my drift
>>76645622
Jew's ear is a fungus. Roommate's friend once came back from a hike saying he'd seen some. Couple of days later we had it growing in our bathroom. Spores must've got on the guy and fell off when he went for a slash.
>-7
Shan't
>>76645661
>fungus
SURE I typed mushroom.
Going fucking batty, lads. Losing it.
>>76645661
>we had it growing in our bathroom
wew
>>76645670
bit gay
Favourite Kurosawa movie?
>>76645668
comfy
>>76645679
The one about Samurais that I saw.
>>76645626
Did not take the second train
>>76645679
I don't watch anime
favorite Ozu film?
louis cachet
1000mg of paracetamol straight up the shitter
how many lads here have stuck a cheeky finger up the bum when wanking?
The Magnificent Seven (1960) was based on The Seven Samurai (1953), which was based on Seven Against Thebes (467 BC).
>>76645739
used to do it when I was like 15. bit gay now though
10g amberleaf, straight in my basket
>>76645739
it's just a phase mate, you'll grow out of it.
who /west sussex/ here?
>>76645679
Don't think I've watched enough to pick a favourite 2bh
>>76645739
what about poo?
>>76645755
den gram? amber leaf? are you joking my frien?
>>76645739
did it once, hated it. It hurt
Mum is slowly but surely coming to the realisation that I was a big fat mistake.
>>76645702
vocaroo this >>76645771
>>76645771
>>76645771
>>76645771
>>76645784
make her a glitter card saying you 'wuv' her
poo poo pee willy
Illegal to sell less than 30gs now lad
need a good submarine game to play in the dark later lads
>>76645797
shan't be doing this, seems a bit over the top aha
>>76645822
why is the camera man having a seizure
>>76645811
>Illegal to sell less than 30gs now lad
really? I was surprised to learn Menthol had been banned when I visited last year.
>>76645823
I'm afraid you have no choice
>>76645812
silent hunter 3 forever
>>76645715
All in backlog
>>76645793
This is plugin is not supported
Phew avoided that social situation
>>76645766
answer me bender
>>76645812
Silent Hunter 3 with Grey Wolves mod. Best sub sim experience there is.
£1.74 on Steam right now due to the summer sale, and the mod is free.
11 minutes until toil begins
>>76645812
Best and only one i played was for the first playstation. You can mod your sub and it was pretty cool.
gonna ask her out today. absolute babe
tomorrow I'll be pooing all day until I poo liquid (I'm going to take magnesium citrate and possibly some Miralax too)
how should I prepare? I have a pirated 3ds and a laptop
>>76645852
what kind of toil are you in for today?
kind of want to get involved in labour party infighting but i live in scotland and scottish labour is pure cancer
like i want to deselect some blairites but it's just not the same up here. really scottish labour needs to be abolished.
can't really judge my trajectories, don't know what's more of a sinking ship: The SNP or Labour. Labour have more interesting history but I mean play my cards and luck right with the SNP and I could be involved in strategically arranging the text of Scotland's constitution so that paragraphs read vertically yield profanity.
>>76645866
Who? Lauren Southern?
occupational austerity at first light
>>76645881
yh :)
>>76645869
Poo on the 3ds as a form of game journalism
>>76645834
>>76645844
thanks lads x
the snowfu
>>76645866
How many rotations around Southern does a beta orbiter do in a year?
around 1.44e+7ms until freedom
psykiten is my waifu
>>76645838
I recommend Floating Weeds
it's his only color movie, nothing really happens in it but it's comfy
for an even comfier film, watch The Taste of Tea (has nothing to do with him, different director and from 2004)
>>76645852
Buslad?
styxhexenhammer666 shagged lauren southern
>>76645907
7 minutes for me too lad
1 hour train commute through the hive of scum and villainy that is western sydney after that x
>go on my lunch
>see a black/middle eastern guy + thai woman
Anyone else get triggered by this? Asian females are for white males only
>>76645900
but that's me?????
>>76645960
based proxylad
>>76645960
you saw alan lol
>>76645959
that's 4 hours lad
>>76645974
hohoho
>>76645873
Office wage cuck
just woke up lads
need a poo, a wee, a coffee, some food, a teeth brushing
deciding which order to do them in
>>76645986
1 poo + wee
2 some food + a coffee
3 teeth brushing
>>76645975
forgot thailand was a different time zone, very strange country you've got there
just 3 to 5 now and fucking freezing
>>76645986
ffs liam it's almost 3 in the morning
get your shite together
My flag is
never had sex
>>76646032
me too thanks
Ah this old tidbit
I use her line for girls I'm not interested in so at least that has some use
*walks toward you*
>>76645983
mboko
>>76646032
me too thanks
>>76646027
but I am in holland
>>76646010
i heard dentists have flip-flopped on tooth brushing saying you should do it before breakfast rather than after since brushing while there are bits of food in your teeth can drive them into you gums or something
>>76646021
2pm here.
>>76646032
me too thanks
toil is imminent
>>76646059
mental. only pakis do that here. just swish water in your mouth after you're done eating. I do it after every meal out of habit anyway
>>76646058
try clearing your cookies.
>>76646081
Compressed hours are the way forward. Work longer 4 days a week, then have Fridays off.
been tanning almost daily for the past month lads
getting p dark desu
morning lads
morning nonce
>>76646115
pics x
>>76646119
unironically eating a toast sandwich
>>76646133
unironically want to try this
Had a weekend get together with the friends planned but that fell apart
No plans this weekend, not a thing
I miss fucking girls
>friday night
>survived the 9 to 5 again with the full knowledge that I'll be doing this for the next 40 years
>too tired to do anything interesting so I'll just crack open a cold one and daydream about being wealthy enough to go yachting in the bahamas with my black girlfriend
the only way wageslaves can avoid suicide is by not thinking about it
>>76646117
up a bit early aren't you?
you're not a wagecuck or anything are you?
>>76646115
aren't you afraid of skin cancer or your skin looking a bit leathery when you're older?
alternating between booming self-confidence and intellectual capacity and "well, i should just embrace that i'm a worthless autist and try to get ESA"
business idea: drink some coffee
business idea: ban terrorism
Friendly reminder that tanning is skin cells in trauma, trying to protect themselves from cancer. There's nothing healthy about a tan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ9HkvFFgyo
>nationalised healthcare is communism
>but everything else that's nationalised isn't
Absolute state of yanks on the chon
went to a museum yesterday but there were too many normies around so i left
>>76646166
that comes after years of doing this
first time in my life i've pursued such a course of action
>>76646196
islamophobe
>>76646209
hehe, I found this strawman very funny because it fits my agenda
>>76646198
t. albinocuck
>>76646198
30 minutes a day for fair skinned is good for you unless you are a full on peat bog ginger
lack of sun exposure is the cause for low vitamin d which leads to a wide variety of ailments including a multitude of mental illnesses
>>76646223
wog
>>76646209
don't fucking start this again
>>76646214
thainonce why do you live in a literal military dictatorship where you can get executed for smoking weed or insulting the royal family?
wish i had a portable radio that could pick up signals from far far away, like other-country far away, but apparently most of those transmitters are dead anyway
Matched an ayy lmao
>>76646259
what did she match with?
>>76646243
hint: he's a nonce
>>76646243
neither of those statements are correct in fact weed may well be decriminalised soon.
https://youtu.be/iwg9gQemZG8
>>76646247
what do you think the internet is for you utter mong
http://radio.garden/live/
the spic has overstayed his welcome
>>76646279
not portable.
i have little interest in listening to french radio normally, it's only a novel thing to do when i'm stuck in the middle of nowhere anyway
>the spic has overstayed his welcome
uttered the yank, who was never welcome
>>76646303
works on phones though
>>76646267
I don't get it
the spic thinks he has the authority to determine who has been welcome or not
>>76646313
t. Caribbean yank
>>76646303
mate...
lads... he is risen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3pPRvvfLw
>>76646313
You are a bit of a bellend t?bh, I've never said anything to you but you're always taking little digs at me to try and fit in with your reddit tier humour.
t?bh
>>76646354
Fucking kids is reddit tier
>>76646377
is it?
hell?o reddit
>>76646385
they covered up for p0d3st@ so I imagine yes
>>76646416
grim
>>76646416
>>76646347
wish his 2013 average day would be reuploaded or taken off private or whatever it was he did to it.
what could reviewbrah theoretically do to not look like an underage weirdo?
asking for a friend
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>>76646354
>you're always taking little digs at me to try and fit in with your reddit tier humour.
it's just funny, calm down lad what happened to the banter
everyone does it because you're like the celebrity of the thread, the only difference is I'm recognizable by my flag
>>76646443
lift weights
grow a beard
i'm working on the second one aha x
>>76646435
reminder that those sketches are supposed to be of the same man
frankly i think if you're gonna make it two people, it should be bill and hillary clinton. old pokey-cock needs to get in jail too for what he did to the world economy with his free trade financial sector shite.
used to be proud of my bowels but recently they can't hold any poos together
>>76646443
Lift heavy, grow manly stubble, get a suit that fits
>>76646435
is it possible to have a phenotype that is particular to being a nonce?
I swear every fiber of my being says the man on the left diddles children but I have no reason to believe that, nor did I originally when i saw him on the DNC opening for hillary.
I've known that guy is a pae-do before the entire imbroglio with 'za' 'ate.
>>76646443
nothing he can do with those pathetic wrists and woman hands
>>76646458
>>76646469
would cardio like running be enough?
>>76646443
a beard and a different hairstyle alone would make him look like an entirely different person
>wipe
>blood on the toilet paper AGAIN
haha
>>76646452
>banter
You flatter yourself
>>76646443
Nothing I bet, seems like a late late bloomer. He's probably got 4 years left of blossoming.
>it was just epic bantz
>>76646490
No, that will just make him slender and childlike
He needs to get HENCH!
wonder how many slags reviewbrah has shagged
>>76646490
no idea, last time i ambulated at high speed i was like 12 aha x wish i wasn't such a fat cunt haha
>>76646443
how old is he anyway?
>>76646490
cardio is emasculating
>>76646498
>>76646511
whatever you want to call it. You seem to have no problem with anyone else doing it but me, because I'm recognizable
there's always a yank echoing your posts, which is even funnier
>>76646529
we don't know
>>76646546
how?
>You seem to have no problem with anyone else doing it but me, because I'm recognizable
this is football yank level delusion
>dude just grow a beard
FUCK OFF
>>76646554
It doesn't require this much assessment, I just think you come off like a bit of a nob, that's all.
You're right, the flag helps to see this.
>>76646524
couldn't it make his features sharper/ reduce babyfat
also even out his hormones and bloodflow so he looks healthy
I just want to have fun and post with my /brit/ friends :)
>>76646452
if that was your attempt at banter then puerto rico is more yank than I thought
>>76645933
buslad only works nightshift
brush up on your /brit/ lore
imagine not being able to grow a beard by the age of 18
>lose bank card
>get new card + pin
>memorise pin and burn letter for security
>don't need to use card in a machine for 5+ days
>find self at shop, card in slot, about to buy stuff
>cute cashier girl: ...and just enter your pin number please
>no idea what it was
What am I like?
>>76646637
what happened lad
got over 1600 pics now
>>76646435
would be very easy to prove he wasn't in portugal the night she was taken
why would he personally 'nap a kid and risk being caught, isn't the point of pizzagate that it's a ring and other people get kids for him?
>>76646648
Forgot my PIN haha
what am I, chopped liver?
>>76646654
not sure
They all kufar
>>76646653
Fucking nonce scum, end yourself
>>76646661
so did you have to walk out or something?
>>76646688
Yes.
>>76646586
>haha thainonce! - any flag
*doesn't say a thing*
>haha thainonce! - me
>this nob and his reddit tier humour
hmmm
>>76646247
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortwave_radio
just found out about this looking up reviewbrah's hobbies
Spooky
>>76646683
na
>>76646709
don't you have some bankruptcy papers to be filing?
>>76646734
lol
>>76646709
go listen to despacito again
hate the smell of my c_m
how do women take this stuff off of their face?
>>76646704
bit embarrassing
>>76646709
nah, it's a general observation lad, I feel bad now because you're responding defensively instead of upping your game.
how fucking hard is it to make a messenger bag where the strap is long enough to put the bag below my fucking lungs, jesus christ.
like those cunts who make power cords about 3ft long.
what eccenthnicity is reviewbruh?
>"I find adbots unethical" - reviewbruh
>>76646767
he's autism
>bruh
hn
this bathroom scene is borderline experimental
>>76646752
It was quite embarrassing, but I'm old enough to just laugh at myself when I do something daft now. I'd just had a haircut so I was feeling a bit more confident than usual.
>>76646752
not sure what you even mean by upping my game but whatever
>>76646801
good attitude you've got there mate
>>76646767
hes hwite
>>76646932
yeah but like do you think he's mostly anglo? some irish or french?