You wake up in your current location in the year 1700. What do?

bow down to my new frog overlords

enjoy the last century where France isn't a meme i guess?

Rape.

>>76639861
Organise the natives to fight against Portuguese oppression

start fishing with the natives I guess.

Do I get to keep my phone? maybe I can convince them I'm a god

>black
Live an either very interesting or very short life I guess

>>76639886
this desu, what else is there to do in this shithole?
>take my money that's worth hella good shit now
>buy gun and a fucking horse
>ride out of NYC
>rape people
>ride horse elsewhere
>rape some more
>go to europe by ship
>rape

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>>76639861
Invent anime

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Well I am white, so use your imagination.

>tfw maori use to rape and eat warriors of other tribes

I would like to pet a Moa before I surrender myself though.

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>>76639861
>New England
Not much is different, I guess try and just settle down and enjoy my new life as a farmer in colonial Massachusetts

>>76640021

>Moa extinction occurred around 1300 CE[9] - 1440 CE ± 20 years, primarily due to overhunting by Māori.[7]

You don't even get to that.

>>76639964
>take my money that's worth hella good shit now
>paper money or steel coins from a country that doesn't even exist yet
>ever worth anything
WEW
E....E
WEW

>>76639861
plant bombs around copenhagen and stockholm

Work at the mines

>>76640097
This. If anyone were transported to the past, they would be a poorfag. No gold coins, and you knowledge of technology is useless to a 1700s society.

Spend two days walking going to Boston then take the first boat to England.

fug ids war :D

If im not standing in a section of the now dry lake and drown I may be standing on the middle of a swampy farmland

>>76640240
Mexico city?

>>76639861
Praise the Cross of Burgundy. Best flag in the world.

Oppress some Dutch, I guess

Assimilate with Indians.

Probably forced into being a serf for some noble family. Due the entire country is hellbent on war my life will very likely not improve particularly much during my lifetime. Living in Scania won't make matters any easier since my Swedish overlords will treat me like trash and I won't be allowed to speak my language: Danish. And it's going to get even worse when Sweden lose the great nordic war in 1709. But at least my suffering won't last very long, since the life expectancy for a man during this time period is around 35 years.

>>76640310
Yes, its currently flooded btw

>>76640097
>>76640165
>retards don't have gold
WEW

>>76640397
the life expectancy is an average
it factors in mortality rate
if you could survive until youre twenty then you could survive until youre sixty or seventy

>>76639861
Be a peasant

>>76639861
>Newfoundland
frenchies trying to call dibs on anglo colonies
literally fishing, curing fish, fending off natives, then popping of across the pond for the winter
that's it really

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

go forth and conquer

Genocide bantus before they ruin africa

>>76639861
I become a cowboy

That map is wrong.
Chile was as south as north Aysén by then
Also Uruguay should be full spanish
and esquivo is missing aswell

>>76639861
Fall 13 feet onto a farm

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>>76639861
Invent new war strategies so we won't loose the Great northen war and so our empire can keep on living

>>76641461

Why would anyone listen to a peasant?

>>76639861
I'm 181 i'm probably a giant for the people of that era

>>76639861

Kill some beavers and make the days journey up to Toronto to sell the furs.

>>76641712
>>76639861

Wait, shit. You said 1700 not 1700s. Too early for Toronto.

I go kill some beavers then make the days journey up to Ganatsekwyagon to sell my furs to the Iroquis.

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>>76640974
SPANISHED

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>>76640477
>He has enough gold coins in his pockets to live comfortably in the 1700s

die of starvation or by being mauled by a jaguar or some other feline since the closest town with people at that time would be a good 2 days walk through deep untouched jungle.

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>>76639861
Dutifully serve my King and Emperor Leopold.
Preferably by suppressing some upstart local nobles.

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>>76640042

>>76639883
Please kill yourself you /pol/tard faggot.

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>>76642400
How is that even /pol/ retard? France got shit on hard in the 1700's and things only got worse in the 1800's.

>>76642447
Because he said the 1700's were the last good century for France. He's probably one of those /pol/tards who hates the French Revolution and wants France to embrace his retarded "dark enlightenment" shit.

>>76642186

>I would turn on the lamp of my cellphone and become the second come of Jesus
>Hurry to invent the first electricity generator ever to charge my phone
>Try to create a bridge connection between my charger and the V8 connector of my cellphone whose battery is long gone
>Give up and escape
>Cum inside of a good looking native girl and have children
>Spend the rest of my live fucking my wife, other women and cutting wood

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>>76642471
>implying beheading everyone then letting a literal dictator take over that resulted in France being conquered by Europe was any better

>>76642548
He's probably refering to the ideals of the French Revolution that he hates.

>South East Wisconsin
>Walk 2 miles to the coast of Lake Michigan
>begin to walk north towards French trading posts in Door County
>Fortunately the Menominee are peaceful people, I might live with them if I can't be fucked to keep moving north.

>>76639861
get killed by natives or get killed by a spanish smallpox blanket. Depends on who finds me first.

>>76639861
>be me
>be harpsichordist in 2017
>wake up in 1700
>the fucking golden age of harpsichord
>go to the church and play the Bach´s harpsichord works
>Cardinal drops jaw
>Viceroy drops jaw
>Become Mexico City chappelmaister
>Manuel Sumaya starts crying
>save money
>go to California
>discover gold
>build a arms factory
>get richer selling arms
>get bitches
>get money
>get more bitches

>>76642754

You could also create versions of current music and become even more famous. Or "write songs".

>>76642812
>This
>Play Despacito on harpsichord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjukW9ChpV8

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>>76639861
Wtf the Swahilis were already gone back then

STOP rewritting history REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76642852

What a profound, inspiring and complex melody you have there.

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>>76639861
>mfw living in Colonia do Sacramento right now

CAAAAARA MACONHA HUEHUEHUEEE

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>>76642926
ehm, worng pic

took me an eternity to find the one i watned heheee

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>>76643023

>>76639861
>being a Korean in Atlanta in 1700
I am completely out of place

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>>76639861
I'd probably either die from heat exhaustion or get scalped by natives because I live in fucking Nevada.

>>76643218
Start the long trek south to meet up with the Spanish.

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move to the colonial us and persuade them to turn independent and invade canada and mexico afterwards

>>76639861
Live among the Miwoks and get used to the taste of acorn. Gain notoriety as the palest guy in 400 miles.

Also all the indians would die of european diseases

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eat sushi and then commit seppuku

Conquer all the Inuit and destroy the Spanish

>live in a catalan fortress city
>Die from black plague

>>76643871
Make wood block prints
>>76639861
I'd probably die, otherwise I'd join the local tribe. The English won't show up for another 100 years.

Well I live in London so
>plague year
>Whig Tory disputes leading to potential political crisis
At least I can chill out with Samuel Johnson and laugh at euopoors

Sit and wait for Peter the Great to come to this shitty swamp

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>>76639861
grab my sks and start wreaking havok on the brits.

Die from starvation because shitty frozen island and Danes are shit at running their colonies.
(The Norse colony in Greenland has gone extinct at this point.)

I'm thinking about converting to Catholicism, sounds like better Orthodoxy. And Venice is Catholic as well, man's gotta make his living.

>>76639861

rebel

o fug time to walk east

Immediately start removing swebab to help tsar BTFO them from the baltic sea and become a tough manly man with my bros while we construct saint petersburg

Shoot a Scot and steal his cattle and get away with it thanks to border law

start heading south to mexico and live live as un hacendado

>>76648485
this

>>76639861
defend the cape colony from british intruders

>>76642400
>>76642471
No, I'm just nostalgic of everything before the fall of Napoleon, because we were powerful and respected.
The death of the First Empire killed something in the french people, look at the 19th century in France, it's a fucking mess. We fail nearly every war, we have government change every 20 years, our power is diminishing by the year... And I'm not a royalist, I'm a republican.

>>76649630
And as >>76642447 said, we already got shit on in this century. We lost near all our colonies in NA and the UK raped us hard. But the end and Napoleon could have redeeming

Cry tears of pride and joy. Convince the kaiser to take back Constantinople.

Invent soap to win every war ever

>>76649812
The Gauls invented soap.

>>76649761
>1700
>raped by Brits
Shut up defeatist

Fugg! Get Turk'd immediately!

>>76639861
I'd die within a week

turks are out, but the austrians are garrisoned in, do you guys think theyll go home?

get fast memeing

I would rape some girls and became a priest or viceversa

>>76649953
Lmaoing @ your life

kill all the opium dealers
OBOSEN

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I can read and write so im pretty sure im qualified to be a naval officer.

>>76650510
I don't think they allow indios any weapons back then

>>76649865
The kind that kills bacteria.

>>76650563
tfw mestizo

>>76650602
>mestizo
you wish

>>76641461
Remove swebab

>>76639861
Harness the power of electricity I suppose.

>>76650588
Maybe it's a different one then. I just remember that Romans washed themselves with oil and were dirty while the Gauls were actually very clean.

die

>>76639861
Being a dutch slave

>>76650588
Good for you.

Meanwhile I invented disinfectants, antibiotics, electricity, semi automatic weaponry and bicycles. Sadly I have no fucking idea how to make gasoline.

>>76649630
I minunterstoof then, sorry. The world would have been much better as a whole if Napoleon won.

Let's see.
I'm in Minnesota so I would walk to Fort Detroit and join Antoine's Cadillac's French expeditions then I could simply take a boat to London or Paris via Quebec.

>>76639861
farm like my ancestors

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>>76641461
>3 centuries long butthurt
lol. We really don't understand Europeans. We don't give the fuck about wars and massacres happened 10 years ago (Germans and Chechens are ok for us ) and European tradition stay angry about medieval wars looks really autistic for us.

>Teleported back to 1700
>Live on higher floor
>Fall and break legs
>Die of infection

Work at a farm.

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>>76651199
>thread is about the year 1700
>bring up a war related to the year 1700
>lol why so butthurt xD

>>76650943
Don't worry, they'll be able to burn you for being a warlock anyway

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>>76639861
seek independent

Move to macau

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>>76640397
Would assemble an army of Snaphaner and help liberate Skåne.

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i will live in this commieblock

Sprint to the royal society in London
Ask to see Isaac Newton
Tell him how great he is and how much he changed the future world
Become his best friend
Tell him tons of stories about the 21st century and hang out with him for the rest of my life.

>>76639861
Prepare for war.
Again
Fucking Habsburgs

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INARTICULATE THE PRIVILEGES

>>76651042
Fuck that shit. I'm gonna go full dances with wolves with a Dakota squaw and head down the mississippi for the winters.

>>76639861
Probably get killed because im between 2 tribes

>>76639861
live as a farmer for my entire life

>>76639861
We should conquer Poland and Russia before its too late and Napoleon fucks it all up

KURWA STRONG RUSSIA I WAR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76640165
You know that Australia exists.

Learn Spanish

>>76639861
Stupid me would either starve and die, or getting force drafted to infantry and die in Great Northern War.

Clever me would move just a bit more to the North from my current dwellings and live there as a farmer, fisherman and carpenter/blacksmith.

>>76639861
Rape some balkan girls while i still can

>>76639861
Speak Dutch at home and then go to the local ale house run by some English cunt.

>>76639861
move to the Dutch-East Indies

>>76639861
*puts hair into queue*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*smokes opium pipe in den*
SO U BE SAYIN
*dies from death by 1000 cuts*
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*cucks all the han chinese*
U BE SAYIN
*proclaims to be Jesus' brother and kills 11 million people*
HOL UP HOL UP
*gets summer palace looted and burnt down*
AYYYOOO U BE SAYIN
*signs treaty leasing hong kong to british*
WE WUZ
*fail at implementing meaningful reforms*
QINGZ AN SHEEEEITT

>I use my medical knowledge to help people.
>The King of France says I am a witch
>The King of Spain tries to protect me and sends me America

FUCKING FRENCHS.

die

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>>76657697
Silence, witch.

>>76639861
Get killed by indians unless I make it to Montevideo.

>>76639861
Start walking to Boston, get there by nightfall. Try to not die in the streets in poverty because I have absolutely no marketable skills, property, or even knowledge of world affairs.

Be Shah. Attack Ottomans. End turkish threat.
make turkish illegal to use in Safavid Empire.
kill all persians, armenians and kurds

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>>76639861
>you know, young, what are you, Vlach? Nevermind. You'd look killer in this new mercenary unit I'm putting to plunder Habs...I mean destroy the Mohammedan scourge in the name of our Lord (definitely not that golden chair sitting faggot in Rome though). The pay is great, don't expect a long life so spend it impulsively

If I don't accept and flee north:
>heyyy Kroate, besitzest du zemlja, lend ja? Nein? Was machst du hier, peasant mann, IST NOTWENDIG, have wife, lend, RIFLE, love for Kaiser (Lang lebe). Tomorrow, Stadtrat, you get issued uniform and gewehr. Start tomorrow FUNF clock

>>76658732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0
Savege die out criminal, you are not belong in this world criminal scum. Justice must prevail.

>Boulder, CO

Maybe the natives will let me join their tribe as a firewood collector or something. Probably just torture and scalp me though.

>>76658873
>Flagstaff, AZ
Join me in attempting to walk to Santa Fe

Get killed by Salish Indians I guess?

>>76643871
Why not becoming Musashi and fight against ninjas and shogun?

Give effendi the fresh succ

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>>76639861
Oh dear

Tend to my crops and animals.

Convince everyone to join side with the good guys that is our Dutch overlords.

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>>76639861
I fucking celebrate
It may not be the best time in the Commonwealth (this is pretty much the exact time when decline started) but it's better than nothing

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I'm just imagining how scary it would be assuming I went right now. It would be dark and literally every form, of civilisation I know now would be nothing but bushland. I'd be sitting in dirt right now in the middle of the night knowing there are Abo's lurking around. I'm on the other side of the world from people like me. I'd be so fucked. Extremely scary thought cobbers.

>>76659367
oh and I warn everybody about the fucking Sw*des

>>76659403
that would be a great movie though

>>76640397
I think you fell for the "life was unlivable before 1900" meme

Go to Maine so I don't have to speak French

>>76639861
I enjoy the novelty of being surrounded by burgers with British accents and then grow some
C A S H C R O P S
A
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C
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Probably design some effective modern rifle, internal combustion engine, blast-furnace, properties of electricity, petroleum exploitation technologies, rockets, ect.

Since I know the future, too, it would probably be very dangerous if I were to time travel.

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>>76659562
Why is time travel impossible?

>>76651038
shut the fuck up

>>76659801
Quantum physics. The 4th dimension is always irrevocable variable, so it's not a variable at all.

You can time-travel with a very fast vehicle, though, but only in the future. Time dilation.

Not in the past though. it would'nt make sense, because as soon as I showed Pope Clemens XI how to make nerve agent, I might not have ever been born, so it would create a time paradox.

So the new timeline must be split into an alternate universe and honestly, what god has the time or energy to maintain all these alternate worlds?

Time travel is future, only.

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Would move towards Mughal empire to see the world

>>76639861
Travel to dublin, try to get accepted to trinity as a researcher.

>>76639912
Rekt this anon.
>>76639886
Befriend this one
Join all th empire and prepare it for the anglo betrayl

>>76642876
Baseado

>>76660192
You'll see it for about seven more years until Aurangzeb dies and it fractures apart lmao.

>>76662798
It doesn't matter. Point is i would reach south asia and see Samarkand, Kabul, Lahore, Delhi and Agra in the process.

>>76654839
cuck

>>76655666
>drafted to infantry and die in Great Northern War.
cuck
>move just a bit more to the North from my current dwellings and live there as a farmer, fisherman and carpenter/blacksmith.
top lad

>>76649630
That's because you had massive population in the 18th century compared to other European countries, while in the 19th century those countries had massive population booms, which France didn't

Live my life until the shitshow that is 1756-1815.

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I would like to say I'd create one of the inventions we use in our daily lives today like the car and sell it and become a rich man but in reality I wouldn't know how to make anything, I don't even know how engines work or how things become electricity

>>76664193
Yea. The secret of comfy living during 1700 Finland was to move oneself to a place with no roads but only narrow pathways. The clever ones just knew it. The stupid ones were drafted and killed.

go to the Ottoman empire, convert to Islam (lol) then rape some MENA qts cuz they can't do anything anyway

>>76639861
Discover Pompeii early.

>>76666279
this

>>76660154
An omnipotent god.

>>76639861
a) die of the plague
or
b) die of the war
If I somehow survive the war,
c) spend the rest of my life serving germans

Be German-Italian
Live in manchester
Salesman for trade

W-what do

>>76639861
>start making tritole
>form a group of people who believes i am a god or something
>steal a boat with a guy with smallpox in a cage
>go to britain
>kidnap newton
>go to australia
>destory the natives
>start forging my nukes
>take over the world after a few years of uranium extraction and refining
>enjoy being world's chaos lord

Get drafted to rape catholics I guess