/brit/

https://twitter.com/awyattman88/status/879188553342889992


NEED a fashy BF who can dance

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dad just came into my room unprompted and told me he was "very proud" of me, gave me a cup of tea, and left

errrr
what?

>love and hope

Hm I guess taking all my money and seizing my property is really loving and hopeful

leftypol OUT

janny shan't like this one bit

>>76636531
there's everything wrong with it

also anime

>>76636553
That's the kind of thing someone does before they commit a murder-suicide. I'd keep an eye on him.

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>>76636524
>anon, I told you not to talk to me until I've had my coffee XD

>>76636580
reminder that there's a distinction between personal property and private property.

laptops, houses that you live in, etc, are personal property. houses that you rent out, factories, etc, are private property. only the latter is seized.

not a runt just hate successful people, simple as

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anime

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Wonder how he voted lads

>>76636524
wud like to smeg dem chebs if you know what I am saying tbqh ngl la

>tfw eating normally makes me lose weight
might be the ciggies 2bh
not bothered though because it's got me a sixpack

>>76636595
tell that to /ex-yu/

>>76636619
someone post the not until ive had my coffee pepe

Post more mummies

>>76636632
so you're workplace gets appropriated and now you both get paid less and can never leave the job, sound wonderful

>>76636524
Nonce

>>76636535
is he gay?

>>76636647
Wait until you hit 30.

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>>76636619

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>>76636657

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sue

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>>76636661
your*

>>76636632
>we don't want to take your personal property
>just everything else you greedy capitalist swine

>>76636632
i believe you, but i don't trust socialists enough to do this right

>>76636695
kek

>>76636665
most posh right wingers are

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>>76636659

>>76636632
What about second homes?

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going to roll a spliff

>>76636661
nah you get to own the workplace co-operatively or something and you can transfer to other co-ops.

i'm not actually a socialist so i don't know this entirely because some of them get pissy and say that co-ops are only a half measure and that you need further democracy to make it really work but whatever fuck 'em.

>>76636702
Most people have only personal property.

>>76636704
Well yeah, I treat this as an academic parlour game. As far as I'm concerned we're all fucked. I don't even want socialism, just a slightly different variation on capitalism that might not kill us all.

>champion marathon runners
Short and skinny black men

>champion marathon swimmers
Tall white men with more muscle mass than the average person

Thoughts?

>>76636524
Need this large-breasted gal to be my gf

>>76636704
fuck that, it's not even socialists i don't trust, it's most people

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I'm a heavyweight pugilist. You could saw that I'm a big guy.

>>76636727
prefer minute homes myself

>>76636727
should all be seized

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Christ remember earlier in the year when people were talking about the Conservatives being in power for 20 more years? How badly May has fucked up, Jesus

>>76636743
>As far as I'm concerned we're all fucked. I don't even want socialism, just a slightly different variation on capitalism that might not kill us all.
the goal: live in the country on a sustainable homestead and avoid as much income/spending as possible

>>76636727
Don't know entirely. On the simplistic way I describe it, a second home you don't rent out is personal and a second home you do rent out is private. But then some people would point out really, you can only use one home at once. (And even then it might change between whether it's a home you regularly live in and keep valuables in, like one an MP has, and a holiday home you visit for months at a time and leave empty that could safely be shared.)

>>76636721
I'm
>not posh
>not right wing
>not gay

gues u got me wrong all counts eh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ
a lynx? rookie mistake, but no, this is actually me before ive had my cuppa

>>76636762
>myspace

ah yes, 2005

I have already kissed a British girl.

Who else here?

>>76636768
Yeah but they're personal property

>>76636743
>I don't even want socialism, just a slightly different variation on capitalism that might not kill us all.

How about actual capitalism? Remove taxes, regulations and licencing bullshit

>>76636632
>seize all the farms
>throw farmers in gulag for being bourgeois landowners
>no food is produced
>everybody is hungry
>redistribute the food so that half the people starve to death
Every damn time.

>>76636754
Running is different to swimming

>>76636762
reddit

>>76636793
could fucking heem this dog

>>76636809
We already buy the vast majority of food from abroad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

>>76636826
kek

>>76636802
Got an English lass to suck me off behind a bush in Cyprus when i was 16

>>76636805
don't care
until all homelessness is eliminated and everyone housed in decent, human conditions, the question of second homes is off the table as far as i'm concerned

>>76636665
blatantly

>>76636807
Even more of a fantasy than socialism.
The state has a key regulatory role in capitalism to stop it spinning itself apart.

want the uk to go back to its agrarian roots with a comfy 10 mill pop and have our cities as centres of learning and technological innovation instead of banking and call centres.

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>lessons are never learned, they're just forgotten
Wise words

i fucking hate women

they are so fucking dull and all normal social interaction rules go out the fucking window with them

i always forget that when they're telling you about your problems they just want you to nod and agree that they're problems and not actually tell them how to fix it

fucking HATE them

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not a monarchist just love the queen

Just saw the trailer to that film with Jackie Chan and Gerry Adams, looks pretty good.

>>76636854
At least we have the money to though

>>76636868
More of a fantasy? Are you fucking serious? The era where we had the closest thing to this saw the fastest rise in prosperity

Today's Sharespeare. Name someone else that can describe morning breakfast at a greasy spoon any better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE8SyUiwaY8

>>76636876
Why not get us on our way by planting some seeds and killing yourself after

>>76636876
t. pol pot

>>76636743
>just a slightly different variation on capitalism that might not kill us all
What kills us all, every time, is giving the government the power to kill us all. And that always happens when we fall for the oldest political trick in the book: "Give us total power, in return we will give perfect safety and prosperity."

Bigger governments never give more safety and prosperity. Never.

need a bf

babestation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUGYtfTFDM


thought this may be worth a listen to a few of you

>>76636884
ah fuck I forgot qt was on now i missed most of it, who the fuck is this fat brown potato?

>>76636904
>Are you fucking serious?
Yes, because you can't turn back the clock. Because modern society doesn't have 20 years to piss away on depressions. Because you can't just march into Africa with rifles anymore (sadly) and take things over.

>>76636762
>4chan less intellectual than Reddit

BTFO

>>76636922
planted some seed in your mums gash last night mate.

>>76636929
but anon, under socialism, the state is just the public!

>>76636948
Ironically we're fucking over the third world with our immigration policies, brain drain will complete the collapse of these shitholes

Going in with the rifles would actually benefit them

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>>76636899

>>76636947
Owns an online magazine or something
>muh ebil white mails

>>76636860
Thats nice

Interview in less than an hour lads

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>>76636860
Have you been to Kavos? I'm currently watching this documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9clkfSP0NAA

I find it fascinating since I really wish I could have partied like this as a teenage...

>>76637004
wishing you the best x

>>76637004
>interview at midnight

state of desert yanks

bourgeois capitalist government? nah you're alright mate
proletarian socialist government? love it, gimme that strong state

louis cachet

>>76637004
hope it goes well :)

>>76636863
>until all homelessness is eliminated
Literally impossible. You couldn't even eliminate 50%, no matter how much of other people's money you threw at the problem. Most people who are homeless are so because they're mentally ill and don't know how to find state accomodation.

what % of people on /brit/ do you reckon are gainfully employed lads

going with 70% tbqh, this is a normie general

>>76637017
>ass tattoos

no thanks

That's a really cool flag btw

Corbyn will get into power and bring back the strikes and the three day week and the power shortages and all the jobs and investments will move abroad and then the Tories will win and spend the next decade fixing the economy and then moderate, centrist Labour and Conservative parties will swap power amicably for the next couple of decades then a new generation of ignorant deluded students will come to voting age and vote in another disastrous delusional memelord because they have no memory of how badly the last one fucked things up

how do water companies know how many times we flush the toilet?

>>76636996
It was nice. Wonder what she's up to nowadays
>>76637017
Nah, cant view your video either lad, sorry

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>>76636929
Ah yes.
There is a problem of state power, however. The state has been wedded to corporate - or more accurately, financial-sector power. While I must emphasise it's not possible to turn the clock back to the fordist era, the removal of state power over the financial sector has been a disaster. The state is now no longer tied to the wishes of individuals within it, as the mediating role between strong trade unions/populace and business has broken down. Now the state no longer even serves a mediating role between the corporate and financial sectors.

The problem isn't "big government", it's exactly what kind of institutional role the government is assigned to play. Those who campaign on "small government" almost invariably pull the government away from the individual and towards further financial-or-corporate control, including (ironically) the resulting regulatory capture and so on.

Of course, this is perhaps fortunately self defeating, as the chaos of the financial sector is now showing. After the illusory "great moderation" comes the great recession, and another one comes after that. The question is then what rises next?

If history is anything to go by: Not nice things.

>>76637072
cameras in toilets

>>76637048
Then they should be given medical help and forcibly housed.

shame that all modern socialists hate white people so white people can't vote for them without being total cucks

why do people hate Neil deGrasse Tyson again?

been watching videos of him on youtube and he seems like a cool guy. just wants to educate people.

>>76637050
I'm a student, hate my course, want to change it, work part time in a restaurant, will probably end up in a soulless banking job and somewhat enjoy myself as i get on in life. You?

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>Hi I'm a student and this is my idea for fixing the coun-

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>>76636524
Do you have any more pics?

>>76637128
It's only because of his curly hair.

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>Corbyn will get into power and bring back the strikes and the three day week and the power shortages and all the jobs and investments will move abroad and then the Tories will win and spend the next decade fixing the economy and then moderate, centrist Labour and Conservative parties will swap power amicably for the next couple of decades then a new generation of ignorant deluded students will come to voting age and vote in another disastrous delusional memelord because they have no memory of how badly the last one fucked things up

>>76637128
Gives off an air of all-knowing intellect far above his humble station

>>76637082
All girls are up to the same things, probably no different to any other. What class?

>>76637128
black science guy? I think he's alright, just makes a good meme

>>76637128
because he's black, and society teaches people to mock any blacks showing intelligence

>>76637128
dabbles in things he doesn't know shit about and has said some really stupid shit on twitter

>>76637163
seems like he knows what hes talking about though. more than you or i do thats for sure.

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>>76637064
>three day week, power shortages...
Started under Tory Heath, as did the high inflation. (Heath was trying to accelerate the British economy in preparation for entry to the EEC so we could be closer to Germany in terms of strength. This backfired horribly. He originally wanted a more laissez-faire approach but businessmen ignored his pleas to do this so he tried to take matters into his own hands and nudge them. Bang.)

Further reminder that Britain is in the midst of the worst decade for pay in 70 years https://www.ft.com/content/d56b46f6-b237-11e6-9c37-5787335499a0 and that unemployment still hasn't returned to the levels of the Heath era. (It's currently 1.5 million, while in 1974's election Labour ran this poster.)

>>76637170
She was middle class from somwhere in the south, I'm working class Irish from the north

If i didn't have a gf at the time it would've been a very romantic story

>>76637157
an unrelated .webm with a political greentext?

>>76637129
similar to you but government administrative services instead

>old working class people voting Tory
>yound middle class people voting Labour
is this the biggest switcharoo of all time?

might watch The Thick Of It lads

>>76637100
>medical help and forcibly housed
You mean rounded up and put in a mental hospital? Not all of them exhibit enough mental issues to warrant being committed by the state. Imagine if you found yourself evicted and couldn't find a place to live by the eviction date, then applied for state housing and was thrown in a loony bin for being homeless.

I agree there should be more funding for state housing and mental health facilities, but banning second homes is throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

>>76637235
*shows him the correlation between race and IQ*

>>76637203
Yeah but it was the statist post war consensus in general that got us into that mess, not one particular government

>>76637218
Never got far myself, never really cared too much to tbqh, just want to be left alone half the time, until i realised i was becoming lonely as a result.

Knew a guy like you once , well like you sound anyway, i liked him, he was pretty relaxed.

>>76637024
>>76637035
thanks lads

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ah yes, very intelligent le science nigger

>>76637266
*floods his home with 20 million Syrians since his house's walls are also artificially constructed*

>>76636615
same thing happened to me earlier today because i've been applying for part time work like a madman

i think i have enough good boy points to ask him to buy me OS runescape membership

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>>76637266
Imagine a world without borders.

It'd be fucking carnage.

>>76637282
Used to be like you aswell lad, once you get a group of friends and spend a few days in a row just chilling out with them you'll become addicted to socialising. Used to spend weeks at a time at home, now if i go 1 day without seeing my mates it feels like a day wasted

If you're fortunate enough to still have a mate in your life, go do something this weekend

>tfw fuccbois call you thicc
:3

>>76637228
ah, good office culture or just bitching? always is with women, god i hate their drama, its not even interesting.

>>76637338
ah yes, the famous extensive defensive fortifications of central europe

>>76637297
God he's such an unsufferable cunt
I tried to watch the DeGrasse Tyson JRE episode and i was legitimately getting angry at how humble-smug he is

>>76637338
Not my fault Africans are breeding 20 million extra people every year

>>76637338
A beautiful world that w-- *sees israel* right fucking scrap it and start again

>>76637338
carnage for rich racists

love ______ hate ______

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>>76637338
>Australias Norhtern Approach

>>76637356
"Quality over quantity" has never been more relevant than when choosing friends. Some people you have to ruthlessly cut out of your life. Others, you should make an effort to keep in your life.

I think the best way to judge if someone is a good friend is to analyse how they make you feel when you're with them, and where you think their life is going and whether that's the kind of life you want.

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>>76637234
how does it compare to previous elections?

>>76637421
refugees
northerners

>>76637356
Oh i did have a group of friends, then moved and lost them. Then happened again, just died inside a little after that.
Have a few friends again now, like going to the pub. Nightmare to organise things with more than two other people though.

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jez pm when ffs lads

>>76637265
It really wasn't the postwar consensus's fault, that's received wisdom but it's nonsense. The entire world had similar problems. It was a combination of the collapse of Breton Woods and the 1973 oil crisis, aggravated by poor fiscal policy. Heath is just to blame for inflation being higher. The 1970s were shit for everyone.

Similar nonsense is when people act like all British industry was subsidized. A lot of British industry that collapsed under Thatcher did so because of high interest rates, not because the state withdrew subsidy. That's a bit of an untold story though, since the right prefers to focus on Thatcher's successes and the left prefers to focus on the state-owned industries that got the boot, so nobody gives a damn about the private sector ones. (Or even the narrative that Britain now has no industry - industry is still a relatively substantial segment of the British economy, even after Thatcher iirc it was bigger than the financial sector. But we're so enthralled by the latter that we continue to neglect it.)

What we really need is a tighter leash on the financial sector. Productive enterprise should be the priority, not via subsidy but in the general thrust of a national strategy. (There's a big report out there somewhere about how, essentially, Britain has no coherent strategy in the world. We muddle along.)

>>76637421
love anglo women hate anglo men

>>76637365
yeah not too bad, people can still be cunts though because there are a lot of older employees and they never stop bitching about their latest mid-life crisis, so just replace university and relationship stuff with worrying about the mortgage and what gift you'll take to the wedding next week

Watching Hospital on iPlayer and half of them are indian wth are they on about EU doctors

>>76637128
Cosmos is God-tier, but it's his tweets and personality that are fucking unbearable
Watch his JRE episode, you'll instantly realise what an absolute twat he is

>>76637421
love boobs hate bums

>>76637454
Come to London and you'll see theres not much difference

>>76637471
Sounds bland, i suppose we all will go through that , then die a bit later

>>76637445
Good post
>>76637458
Yeah but even just cruising in the car and sitting at the park can be good craic with the right people

>>76637421
pints
the gays

Good thread yesterday

>>76637515
which one

>>76637200
he's never demonstrated knowledge beyond 1st year astronomy/physics

>>76637128
>LOL LOOK AT HOW THIS MOVIE ISN'T SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT

He does this with EVERY movie he watches, even ones that have magic in them.

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>>76637421
love jez hate bastards

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498370502709.webm

>slings a chestnut at your bum

>>76637421
love female feet hate male feet

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>>76637518

>>76637518
probably the excruciating hatposter cyril smith edition

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>>76637260
>>76637299

>>76637419
i dont see you in africa sucking poor nigger dick you dumb libshit

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>>76637338
>London is the only UK city in the top 50
>Nearly every major city in Australia (except Canberra and Darwin?) is on it
>Auckland and somewhere is on it
>bits of Canada are on it
>France has a cluster

>>76637464
>Britain has no coherent strategy in the world
Well I agree with this at least

>>76637550
that was the best /brit/ thread in months

Getting a LOT of attention and (You)s on Youtube comments lately

Quite satisfying to see the runts squirm and writhe with their real names and pictures on their youtube accounts

>>76636760
But for whom?

>>76637571
don't forget hobart sweaty

>>76637537
>as many oceanographers could tell you, the little mermaid contains a number of scientific inaccuracies
>the talking crab, for example...

Going to boot up the old KOTOR

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huh...
really makes you tink...

>>76636762
>Piczo

>>76637297
>>76637565
>>76637409
/pol/ shit has no place in /brit/

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>>76637543
this

>/brit/
>good

very interesting this wave of terrorist attacks on muslims
could be kicking off lads

>>76637631
mboko

>>76637619
1 or 2

>>76637631
>wanting to maintain the wealth and power of your home nation is /pol/ shit

>>76636778
They will win the next election.

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>>76637565
Africans are more than capable of improvements when given half a chance

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From my local news today.

>>76637421
wins
loses

>>76637631
niggerlad

>>76637655
1
2 isn't as much fun imo

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>>76637620
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23355531

Sir Robert's successor, Sir Robin Butler, refused another request from No 10 in 1987, suggesting that to honour Savile would "not benefit the honours system in the eyes of the public".
He wrote: "My committee and I still fear that his manner of life - on his own confession - has been such that a high award for him would be an unhelpful signal when we are still grappling with an Aids problem which threatens to intensify."

The documents released cover all correspondence between ministers and civil servants on the issue.

>They do not shed any light on why, after repeated refusals, Savile was finally awarded a knighthood in 1990 - weeks after Lady Thatcher stood down as PM.

Is that a fucking mosquito in my room? what the fuck

sometimes wonder if i have no convenient strategy in the world

>>76637699
broken britain

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>>76637684
pleb

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She's always wearing chokers

You just KNOW she's into kinky choking shit

>>76637421
Jesus
Jews

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>>76637709
extremely good post

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>>76637706
>convenient

need a black gf lads

>>76637718
The game is a buggy unfinished mess and takes itself far too seriously for a Star Wars game

>>76637723
All women are

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>c'm here luv, giv ya uncle cyril a good time

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>>76637762
already have one

>>76637762
need a gf with big melons

might have discovered a new town the other day
couldn't find it on any maps

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Absolutely LOVE playing office politics at work and manipulating my colleagues for my own benefit.

>>76637762
i've messaged a total of like 5 niggers on tinder and they are all boring as shit. they don't even attempt at conversation, just one word answers

started playing wow again . feels like admitting failure. who else /failed normie /?

>>76637620
>literally no concrete proof either of them did anything wrong

almonds: activated

HOW DOES IT FEEL

OH HOW DOES IT FEEL

TO BE SURE ON YOUR OWN WITH NO DIRECTION HOME

LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN LIKE A ROLLING STONE

Need a shit

>>76637876
jimmy savile all but admited he was a mega-paedo to lous theroux

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anime

Need to beat a runt to death any volunteers

>>76637871
ah it's another classic case of the fox and the grapes

you think things are fucked up now?
o honey, you're going to have a rude awakening
>China will soon have 100,000,000 single males
>several African countries will soon have 1,000,000,000+ populations
>muslims are out-breeding native evropeans
>Mexicans are out-breeding white Americans
>rising sea levels, toxic water, over fishing means no more fishies
>water reservoirs are going to run out of water
>ebola is going to become airborne
>renewable energy is a meme
>e-cigs turn out to be 100 times worse than real cigarettes

t. John "The Last White" Edwards, a futureman from the year of 2070

>>76637879
do it in your diaper

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>>76637906

>>76637906
how is that possible if they matched with me on tinder and messaged me first, mboko?

>>76637872
>mmos
how can you enjoy mindlessly grinding.

le fox and le grapes.jpg

>>76637917
>>ebola is going to become airborne

what

cuntoid at work yelled at me for 10 minutes

>>76637922
Good call

>>76637940
because women are perfect and always right

just got a call from my aunt who wanted to discuss some things that she heard from my uncle who heard them from my grandmother who heard them from my mother who i just spoke to like 3 hours ago

why are they like this

>>76637841
give us some tips

might get a nose ring

>>76637893
still complete conjecture, no proof at all

>>76637950
Ebola can pass from person to person via the air, like the flu or a cold

>>76637917
we're asking for it really, people are fools

have you heard of the high elves?

we really need a world war
extended peace leaves too many single males creating unrest

>>76637985
Why isn't it already airborne then

>>76637917
all chinese men have small willies so I don't see the issue here

>>76637917
>>e-cigs turn out to be 100 times worse than real cigarettes

don't care

trying to keep track of the irish posters in /brit/
there's the corbyn poster
mboko the nigerian
the race obsessed autist
any more?

>>76637917
>renewable energy is a meme
This is perhaps the thing that bothers me the most.

We could easily save the planet if people would occasionally walk to work and stop buying fucking happy meals jesus christ the toys are shit and you get more food with a normal meal you dumb cunts, but no. That's never going to happen, we're never going to reduce consumption that we don't even benefit from and we're all going to die.

Isn't it amazing, genuinely amazing that there's the possibility of serious ecological harm to our planet, huge death and destruction to human lives and property, and the only people who actually give a fuck are hippie geography teachers from the 1960s and dumb teenage girls who just want to get high? You'd think Green parties would be major, serious pragmatic forces lasing with big industrial companies and scientists to see how a strategy could be formed to save the planet without reducing living standards greatly, but no, they're campaigning to get fucking homeopathy on the NHS.

5'10 87kg
Chubby cunt I am need to shift some of this over summer

Might get a noose ring(around my neck)

>>76638021
literally all me

>>76638004
no actually, please do tell

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>the race obsessed autist

>>76636524
Been doing no-fap but this picture is making me switch sides

>>76638021
corbyn poster and nigerian are the same person (obviously)

>>76638025
I'm 6'3 76 kg

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gf made me this

>>76638081
this is the future socialists want

>tfw war is the only thing that spurs technological advancement
>The only reason we went to the moon was to fuck Russia during the cold war
>The Internet was developed for military use
>satellites and GPS were for military use
>computers were for military use
lmao @ humans

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really enjoy watching all these Hong Kong action movies

they usually have Brits as these caricatured evil monsters, and i like seeing all these incredibly muscular tall English fellas with posh accents beating the shit out of 5-12 chinese peasants

obviously they lose at the end of the film, but the first 60% of the film is a pure patriotic wankfest
love it

>>76638122
reddit

looking for a /brit/ gf
must have heard of the high elves
must remember the cuckio meme
5'1" or shorter (so im a bit taller than you)
feminine penis optional

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>>76638113
had a word with her about it

>>76638119
I thought internet was for business?

I honestly get deja vu repeatedly whilst browsing through these threads

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getting the daily dose lads

skyrim theme is actually kino for a subnormie AAA videogame

>>76638119
>>tfw war is the only thing that spurs technological advancement
not really
19th century saw huge growth and western europe was mostly at peace after 1815

>>76638153
it's not deja vu when we are deliberately repeating ourselves moron

>>76638153
sometimes when i leave a thread open and come back 4-5 hours later ill pick a post from that old thread, copy it, and repost it in the current thread.
sometimes my repost gets more Yous than the original

>>76638016
>an army of 100,000,000 sexually frustrated kissless virgins with nothing to lose is nothing to worry about
It'll be the ultimate beta uprising

>>76638119
necessity is the mother of invention

>>76638164
wew
post some more

>>76638021
Cavanlad the farmer
Derrylad
Some other lad from Newry

>>76638119
what is the Enlightenment
what is the entire Scientific Revolution

you dingbat

>>76638024
The usual bastions of societal change are the universities. The people we'd normally expect to be presenting coherent arguments about humanity's ecological impact, and campaigning for practical solutions, are too busy demanding that "Nazis" be punished for expecting free speech at a university, or busy trying to ignore, or rationalise away, the inherent problems of communism, or busy fighting against any resistance to mass immigration.

Point any of this out and you'll be smeared as a racist homophobe and dismissed, shouted down, even violently attacked. Hard to imagine that western society hasn't been deliberately sabotaged in some way.

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>>76638189
you don't even do it deliberately half the time, this place is literally insane, we're no better than Tim

>>76638223
faggot

>>76638195
why cant chinks put out the right number of kids
first they toss out every female because they cant do labor and now theyre over populated and there's too many men

>>76638142
ARPANET, it was funded by DARPA, a defence agency

>>76638153
I worded the same post differently 3 times ITT

Have a game changing gimmick lined up for the new

>>76638195
>100,000,000 Elliot Rogers
woah

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>>76638223
lots of good reaction faces in here i reckon

>>76638291
Bit big

wondering if i could weasel my way into a political job even though i have autism
not like a politician, but like a researcher or something. i have friends (lie: i have people i get drunk with because i know sitting in my room getting drunk on imageboards is even more socially unacceptable than the thing with the cock sock.) in most of the student wings of the parties and i wonder if there's any way they could nepotise me.

probably not, they seem like pretty brutal bastards who do everything socially behind closed doors instead of just kicking me up because i pretend to agree with them in exchange for big piles of money.

>>76638195
Is that so?
*puts up a fence only a 5'9 male could climb*
Well would you look at that

>>76638122
There's a massive Brit (or looks massive next the cast of little Asian fellas) in one of the Ong Bak films, 1 or 2, I forget which. Both well worth seeing though. Protag does Muay thai instead of Kung Fu but it's just as awesome, stunt-wise.

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no sex make me go crazy

>breederpol raiding again
fuck off :3c

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When is the government going to reform our justice system and have a proper crackdown on criminal scum?

>>76638122
This trope is in jackie chans Drunken Master too
Awesome

>>76638339
t. rorke

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>t. rorke

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>dad just came into my room unprompted and told me he was "very proud" of me, gave me a cup of tea, and left
>errrr
>what?

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>>t. rorke

>>76638358
haha real mixed bag of characters in that photo

recycle
>>76634771
>>76634771
>>76634771
recycle

"the earth is getting warm, so let's make a freeze ray and cool it down. science can solve everything"
-Neill DeGrasse Tyson, 2017

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>>>t. rorke

>>76638291
hope that shadow on her pants is her pubes otherwise she has a really wide fanny already

>>>>t. rorke

This thread belongs to the glorious kingdom of Sweden now.

>>76641388
Wrong

>>76636524
Yeah

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Get it sorted, Janitor.

>>76640773
Everyone go to this one. Pass it on.

>>76642244
Shant

>>76636524
cor

>>76643026
Blimey