Brazil

i think it is a very nice place desu

>>76632739
How easy is it to get citizenship? Do you know some easy way to learn Brazilian Portuguese?
I actually do want to move, I'm 100% certain of that.

>>76632831
>How easy is it to get citizenship?
Not that easy, but it's really easy to get a visa
>Do you know some easy way to learn Brazilian Portuguese?
Most gringos get it with time, it's not that hard

>>76632739
If it were safer and less degenerate id move there

>>76632864
do you know an easy way to get a visa?

>>76632831
Brazil is too violent, wait Bolsonaro become president before moving here

>>76632906
You just need to come here unironically and get it at the federal police at least for a temporary one. There are tons of sites that actually say it

>>76632906
i heard you can extend it infinitely

>>76632906
What the fuck are you doing? Why would you move?

>>76633206
It he has to live in a shit hole at least let him live in a fun one

>>76633206
He wants to live O Sonho Brasileiro

>>76632824
thx, I like your country too, mostly because of your history.

>>76632739
I played Max Payne 3 and MW 2 and learned the truth.

>>76633206
Britain is so fucking terrible man, you pampered Americans wouldn't understand it.

>>76633373
And Brazil will somehow be any better?

>>76633373
If you want to come here at least go to the good parts of country. I would recommend the countryside of São Paulo. It is the safest part of the country, has a good economy, has the second best university of the country, the white population (idk if you care) is 80%+ and has the best cities to live in the country.

>>76632914
>wait Bolsonaro become president before moving here

So never? Good tip.

>>76633503
>So never? Good tip.
Next year faggot.

São Paulo is seriously disgusting
Brazilian people are horrible
The women are ugly and tainted by feminism
The men are ultra violent criminals and SJW at the same time

>even more niggers than in the US
No thanks, nothing personal Pabló.

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>>76632739
>train Jiu Jitsu
>studying portuguese
>visiting Barra in December
>dated a Brazilian girl
I'm trying!

When I think of Brazil I think of none of those things

What comes to mind is piss poor ghettos and people murdering you for pocket change, corruption and disgusting low IQ rats spewing flooding the internet with BR? HUEHEHUEHUEHUHEE

>>76633548
>t. nordestino

>>76633634
Sou paulista

>>76633630
>What comes to mind is piss poor ghettos and people murdering you for pocket change, corruption and disgusting low IQ rats spewing flooding the internet with BR? HUEHEHUEHUEHUHEE
This this and this so much this

>>76633634
You don't deserve to live in our state, fucking liar traitor.

>>76633630
>What comes to mind is piss poor ghettos and people murdering you for pocket change, corruption and disgusting low IQ rats
I don't know, I never went to one of your refugees' ghettos...

>>76633418
Yes 100% will. They have been above us economy wise on quite a few occasions iirc
Better life, better culture, better people

>>76633734

Meant to you, traitor >>76633693

>>76633548
>The men are ultra violent criminals and SJW at the same time
Just how I like em.. tell more

>>76633890
Chupa minha benga vira-lata

>>76632739
>55,320 murders in 2016
Huh

>>76633630
Finally a knower.

>>76633785
think of them as a whiter version of your middle class neighbourhoods

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>>76633925
those are only drug and gang related
if you stay out of trouble, trouble won't find you

>>76633925
>Chicago
>Detroit

Looks like we have some competition on the most violent cities in the world, right amirite?

>daily brazilian craving for attention via self-hating because he wants to feel accepted by gringos thread

I hate brazilians here so fucking much.

>>76633925
They only died because they were stupid, probably acted foolishly and were most likely asking for it. It's their fault that they were murdered, only drug users are murdered to owning money to the drug dealers

>>76633981
Because embracing the truth is wrong.

Consider suicide, might be the only answer you're looking for.

>>76633981
Literally this. Fuck these brazilians that all they know to say is "Brazil is so shit". If they think this way, why don't they go fuck off to another country? Aaah, ofc they are poor and live in shitty neighborhoods, therefore can't leave Brazil.

>>76632739
Brazilians have no regard for human life. They kill people over the pettiest things. It's the last country I'd want to visit.

>>76632739
>all those thing
Dear Dog, I am so much time in my room. Things really change.

>>76634052
>If they think this way, why don't they go fuck off to another country?
Mas eu fiz curso superior justamente pra isso. Não é tão fácil assim

>>76633864
Lol

>>76634086
Please, just go. You will not be missed here.

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>>76633956
>>76633959
>>76634000
>

>>76634007

The problem isn't telling "the truth", the problem is you inconvenient monkeys shitting the board with you /pol/-tier posts and mongrel complex.

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>you had the unfortunate fate of being born in this nigger infested disease-ridden lawless hellhole
>now please, fight for it, die for it, and never agree with those who say the truth of your nigger infested disease-ridden lawless hellhole simply because you had said unfortunate fate of being born in this said nigger infested disease-ridden lawless hellhole

I'd honestly carpet nuke Brazil from top to bottom without blinking once.

>>76634184
Tou tentando sair. Se Deus quiser eu consigo

>>76634185
Sorry. I forgot about Baltimore, St. Louis and New Orleans!

>>76632739
Eu tenho muitas do essas coisas aquí
Pero quero vialhar a Brasiu algum día

the future of all countries in the world is to become a humongous Brazil anyway. In the future there will be lots of tiny Brazils in Europe

Some flee their problems and others stay and try to solve it. The first ones are cowards, the second ones are brave.

>>76633624
How's that cotton picking going?

>>76634317
Vai lá resolver o problema do tráfico kkkkkkk
Por isso eu voto Bolsonaro

>>76634338
And that's why I'm voting for Bolsonaro too. Bolsonaro is not as good as the Integralismo was but he is the best we have.

BRASIL IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH
IT IS A SHIT CUNT FILLED WITH SHIT PEOPLE
DIE DIE DIEEEEE

>>76634326
?

>>76634338
>bolsonaro
>kkk
>write in portuguese in out of /luso/
Will vote in Lula after this.

>>76634420
Todo mundo escreve em lingua nativa no int. Os americanos tão se cagando pra nossa conversa

>>76632864
>>76632938
>>76633315
>>76633421
How is Florianapolis? How far would $1,500 USD get me?

why do brazilians use gringo when it's a spanish slur?

Do all brazilian women have huge ass

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COME TO BRAZIL

>>76634230
all more violent than Rio too lol

>>76634539
No, they have huge dicks. All Brazilian women are trannys

>>76634547
WE WUZ HUE AND SHIET.

>>76634547
Too bad loads of white people I know are moving
>>76634539
yes, ive seen like 10 and all of them did

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Is it actually worth moving to brazil?
Everyday they seem they're becoming a first world country, or is that just meme, like my country?

>>76634614
NO we're in the middle of the worst econimical crisis in 70 years or some shit

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>>76632739
I want to go fish in the Amazon

>>76634614
Are you white or a Moor?

>>76634648
Which will probably be succeeded by the biggest economic boom in all time 2bh

>>76634614
wait a couple of years Portuguese have the easiest route to citizenship and work so you can just wait in Portugal till it's the perfect time to leave

>>76634648
But your GDP is ten times bigger than mine, so many job opportunities, growing industry and more...
is that all just a meme?

>>76634684
Isso, sim. Se o Lula for eleito em 2018.

>>76634704
no. All the Poortuguese people I know are moving to Brazil

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>>76634672
As white as they come.

>>76634539
The only Brazilian woman I've met had no ass, but she was a grey eyed blond

>>76634704
>so many job opportunities
olhe nossa taxa de desemprego brah
UNEMPLOYMENT R8S

>>76634704
>growing industry
Don't be silly, father.

>>76634751
I'm talking seriously. I know many cases of "semi-white" getting good jobs for being white.

>>76634799
I didn't know there was racism in Brazil

>>76634922
there isn't

>>76634922
Isn't racism give the best jobs to white people. Is logic.

>>76634922
there is

>>76634762

Depends on the area. The average worker sure is fucked, now if you work on a specific area like IT(my area) there is actually a fuckload of demand.

>>76634922
if there was racism we wouldn't be almost 50% pardo. everybody loves mulatas

>>76632739
dem smooth calves hnng

>>76635028
>everybody loves mulatas
Pare de sexualizar uma mulher pela sua cor, seu machista

>>76635069
sexualizo o que quero foda-se

>>76635024
>noje.js
>python
>java
>delphi
India 2.0.

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>>76635101
MAXISTA

>>76634991
You forgot "it". "It" doesn't exist in English but you mustn't forget they always have a subject in English.

>>76634991
>best jobs
like peeling bananas?

>>76635151
Machista*

>>76635153
>doesn't exist in English
doesn't exist in Portuguese**
But it exists in English.

How would Brazilians react to a Canadian tourist who is mulatto?

>>76635226
They would start speaking to you in Portuguese.

>>76635226
every woman would suck your dick furiously

>>76635237
>>76635226
Yeah as an american mulatto who has been to Rio everyone thinks you are a local

>>76635153
Thanks.

>>76635279
do Brazilian women like the bwc?

>>76635137

There is jobs, that's whats matter.

If you think that your job isn't "prestigious" enough for your autism, then you either change career or go live under a bridge.

>>76635311
they all be whores, man total hoes

>>76635318
There are jobs.**
That's what matters**
Sou irritante, eu sei, só quero ajudar.

>>76633418
I know more than one brit that moved here and they're very happy about their lives. You would be shocked.
>>76635226
Basically >>76635237
But Brazilians will start talking in Portuguese even if you're a ginger. I have seen it.

>>76634077
pussy

>>76632739
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>>76634466
The for an anglo that wants not much of True Brazil, a first timer best. 1500 gets you a middle class brazillian life for a month (air trip not included)

Brazil can be both heaven or hell, it depends on which part of the country you are.

>>76632831
are you really a british?

>>76634230
>ignoring my saki reference

Sad!

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>>76634213
That really is a picture that made me think

I'll one up you.

>>76634684
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=2439078&CategoryId=14090
Brazil Government Projects Growth of Less Than 0.5% in 2017

SAO PAULO – Brazil’s government lowered on Wednesday its 2017 growth forecast to less than 0.5 percent amid a political crisis that could force President Michel Temer from office.

>>76639149
Boom

>>76635151
Why is Mark Ruffalo being harassed in this picture?

>>76639149
the crisis only ends in 2018 my friend

>>76639030
GDP per capita is misleading. In Russia, everyone is white, it's cold, the population is declining, and the economy is small but relatively stable. Your quality of life would be mediocre, even in Moscow.

Brazil has 55 million more people, most of them aren't white, whiteness is desirable, the weather is amazing in the whiter parts, and as Anon said, you can get a nice corporate job for being white, possibly even one with an American or British company expanding operations in Brazil.

The biggest downside is that Brazil has a SIGNIFICANTLY higher crime rate. Also, it's better to buy government bonds in Russia than Brazil.

>>76640306
But to return to the GDP per capita, 100 dollars will buy you a lot more in Brazil than in Russia. PPP is more advantageous in Brazil, the quality and diversity of foreign imports is higher in Brazil, and the lifestyle is more enjoyable.

I wan't to visit Brazil so badly, do you know if I need to get a tourist visa for it? I've heard that if you are from a Mercosur's country you can go to other associated countries just with your personal national identification

>>76640486
nope you can travel with only your ID, just like the rest of South America

>>76640306
>mfw there are people that take /pol/ memes seriously
you guys are pathetic

Living in Brazil isn't for the faint of heart

>>76640346
>100 dollars will buy you a lot more in Brazil than in Russia.

LOL, in what world are you living in? Russia is way cheaper than Brazil in nearly everything.

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>>76632739
>Why haven't you embraced the Brazilian Dream?
because 19 out of the 50 cities of the world with the highest murder rate happen to be in brazil

plus, I already have a favela to live in

>>76632739
>Beaches
Cesspools of barefooted cretins. There is no higher form of degeneracy than beaches.

>rainforest
Got me there.

>Beautiful People everywhere
It's not as though you're gonna get any of em anyways.

>Beautiful culture and good food
Corruption and monkeySoup.jpg

>Music
I guess.

>Loved worldwide
Not on Steam for sure.

>Relevant globally
Everybody needs a clown

>able to integrate people from every part of the globe.
True got me there.

>Comfy life and a enjoy-life culture
It's "an enjoy-life" btw.

Overall OK country. not the best not the worst. Try again in 10 years grade C

>>76632739
B R A Z I L
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porra virgem /pol/ trolls

>>76640486
Yeah you can travel to Brazil like its inside argentina. No passport just id or driver license.

>>76644161
R U S S I A
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