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small dick /cum/posters edition
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>>76627188
me
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Denmark is a proxy
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>>76627239
Denmark is a non country, we are swedes and germans
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First for Asians have the biggest cocks

>>76627210
>Niggers have big dicks meme
Trust me bud I've seen nigger dicks, it's just a meme. Now Asians truly have large cocks
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wanna beat up that akarin
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>76627283
>76627210

God. unironically sluts
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Go away proxynigger
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need a female companion
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>>76627324
What do you mean?
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>>76627385
good pic good post
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Ignore this autistic Dane's shitty early thread, real thread here
>>76627402
>>76627402
>>76627402
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In 42 days I will starting a whole new chapter of my life in Columbus.

Wish me luck, /cum/!
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>>76627283
Wow, no need to be racist mr. jealous pants

I've never seen a cock before, but I know that bigger isn't better. A flower might be small but it could be toxic.
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>making another thread

yeah? fucc u
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>>76627438
It's not racist to say to the n word! I'm not white btw
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>>76627430

good luck, Ohio's pretty boring
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it's not about the size! it's how you use it!!
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>>76627477
ur racist, i dont care what color u r it doesnt matter.
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>>76627478
I've head they have a decent zoo.

I love zoos. Hopefully I can watch some aye-ayes while super high.

>>76627486
KAMELASAAAAA
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>>76627477
nothing wrong with being racist
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wow... suddenly dead, haha
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>>76627552
Y-you're wrong I am not a racist!!!
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Germany blitzkrieging mexico ATM
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>the US has so little history it wants gay faggots prancing in the streets to become part of their curriculum

Holy shit. What a fucking même country.
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why is France being so mean lately
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>>76627807
Must've been the others. I genuinely haven't strayed into one of our generals since a month or so...

Anyways Trump is attending Fête de la fédération day military parade! Yay!
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i miss the days of 2003 blizzard writing
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>>76627876

I dont know french holidays that well

google says its the first celebration of bastille day?
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How do I speak Canadian?
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>In the new jumangi movie the game is a videogame
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driving through the great state of iowa atm buds
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>>76627947

down 3 gallons of maple syrup and speak in mandarin chinese
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>>76627924
What Americans know as "Bastille day" is our celebration for the Fête de la fédération really. That's what the 14th of July is meant to encompass: not some shitty revolt about Parisians storming the Bastilles in 1789, but the union between the leaders and the people forged in 1790 in remembrance of the Bastille.

So Fête de la fédération celebrates the Bastille storming, but the French national holiday celebrates Fête de la fédération tada.
But in essence, to Americans, Trump is journeying to France for """"""""""""""Bastille day""""""""""""" since that's what it is in your vernacular.

>>76627924
Watch and learn kid.
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>>76627947
add a u to every o
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>>76627813
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really not a fan of Cicadas
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>>76628032

so Ive seen french anons criticize the revolution

Do most french resent the french revolution for what it did to the country, or do they still like it for the unity of the common class against the elites?
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>>76628046
Fuck ouff
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>>76628351
owait this came out more british
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>>76628419
FANTASTIC POST, you're a credit to your flag son
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slut posters and fag posters need to stop being like that
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>>76627792
everything important that happened in the last 60 years is classified and we can't learn about it in books
save of course for civil rights, which was just a mistake
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>>76627915
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>>76628148
Humble brag coming through (really I shouldn't derive any pride from it since I write like an awful spastic) but this is something I sketched up on /his/ about it.

I would say my main view is that I'm neutral, or at least don't choose to judge an event I believe was inevitable by almost all means. Also, the French revolution did bequeath equal rights for all, a fairer and more streamlined business system (corporations ended, bourgeois classes had more ample control, unlike like all those socialists that try to lie that the Revolution was a precusor to them), and it did state the principles for the "nation state".

Should we have executed the king or not? It has so little weight on the situation that I don't think anyone should obsess over that ambiguity, and regardless, the king did force the hand of others by betraying France to some extent.

All in all, the massacres dating from it have stained its name, but it wasn't as bad as people would want us to believe. And the modern-day President of France has monarchic-like sovereinty anyways, so I don't know why we pretend we even ended the monarchy. Still almost strong as ever baby.
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https://publicenemy.bandcamp.com/track/yesterday-man
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What are we doing for Canada day bros? Should we do some drunkin vidya together?
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>>76628559
I thought the bourgeoisie were also victims of the peasant uprising of the French revolution
or did you mean proletariat
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>>76628656
I'm gonna watch fireworks at the lake by myself like a loser. I don't think I'll be able to take the bullying on here on Canada day
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>>76628656

/cum/ doesnt do many co-op games

I played tabletop sim with one of the alabama guys
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>>76628719
I'll probably see the fireworks from my apartment balcony. I'm also going to cook some shitty hotdogs on my camping bbq
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how long does it take you pals for your money to deposit into your paypal? Been waiting since friday
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glad i quit playing melee.

it was hard to quit. but it really was sucking time away from the other things in my life.
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>>76628741
I have tabletop sim, but to be honest I don't really get the mechanics and I'm usually too drunk to do well. I'm usually pretty good at other games though. Mostly Squad, but I have a bunch of coop games and shit
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>>76628783

its just playing card/board games like hold em or Life
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>>76628706
>I thought the bourgeoisie were also victims of the peasant uprising of the French revolution
You what? There almost weren't any peasants to be found in or around Paris from that era. Everyone living in Paris would've been decently "rich" when you'd set their wages against what the average man earned in median.

Nah, it was actuallt the bourgeoisie that was spearing the French revolution (aside from small tid-bits like the 'Great fear' in the country-side where peasants ransacked castles). Hence me saying that believing the French revolution was a precursor to socialism is silly since it was the rich fighting the rich.
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brb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EZ7rDSWBgU
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>>76628741
>one of the alabama guys
did one show up while i've been on vacation?

>>76628636
not a big fan 2bh. i like some of the sounds, but not all of them and not all together.
thanks for sharing anyways

>>76628777
my excuse for not getting into it. i don't feel like i'd like to put in the necessary amount of time required to get to the level i'd want to be

>>76628656
i'd play RoR, but the latest update of windows broke it for me a while ago, and i can't be arsed to fix it on linux
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>>76628870

it was a while ago. It was the other alabama guy you argued with
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>>76628856
huh, guess i'm just woefully uninformed

>>76628896
huh, don't remember that
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I will buy this house one of these days
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>>76628981
that looks really nice. i believe in you
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>>76628923
I blame us for ranting about how "la révolution was the stepping stone into progressism heheh" and everyone from everywhere tries to latch their retarded movements to it (feminism, (though the Revolution did grant them the right to divorce), gays, socialism, etc...).

So what do you think of the Revolution now that you know?

Also why did you betray us?
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>>76628981

the future /cum/ mansion
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>>76627188
what's concidered small?(answer in metric pls)
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>>76629037
>metric

Get out
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>>76628760
pls respond
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>>76629037
[zes inchjes in metric]
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>>76629069
>>76629130
7,1 billion people use metric fuck off
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>>76629142

and like half of those are poo in loos and chinks
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>>76629011
I dont' think i'm informed enough to have an opinion on it anymore. i'd need to spend a lot more time reeducating myself.

We were probably butthurt with the XYZ Affair in the very late 18th century
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i'm scared
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>>76629180
>2,6 billion is the half of 7,1
this is why Americans are retarded
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>>76629142
you come to /cum/ you use our measurements
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I SAID PLS RESPOND
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>>76629142
>7,1
Not
>7.1

Get out yuro cuck
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>>76629142
3.7 billion """people""" live in china africa and india combined
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In /cum/ we use metric. Using , instead of . is fucking stupid though
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>>76629203
>We were probably butthurt with the XYZ Affair in the very late 18th century
Hmm, don't pull that shit again then.

>i'd need to spend a lot more time reeducating myself.
Don't worry, you're good. I've been binging a lot of books on this recently so that's why I'm "in the know"
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>>76629142
>>76629069
>>76629037
units of measurement are arbitrary and unscientific. who fucking cares what people measure things with? we all have computers here, we can all do the conversions with minimal effort
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*doesn't respond*
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>>76629288
>implying that Africans go to school
>implying that the life of Africans are worth anything
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>geimplying that was what i was implying
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>>76628760
>>76629127
>>76629264
No more than 48 hrs
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>>76629322
Birthday gift from anon to anon :3
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so can i not buy 40 oz beers in canada?

i haven't looked at the beer store, they don't have em at the LCBO.
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>>76629372
thanks. think its taking longer since i dont really use paypal
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>:3
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>>76629387
try the beer store. too bad everything is like double price compared to usa. on a somewhat related note, what do you boys think of henny black/vsop?
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D:<
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>>76629429
You want to take this outside?
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B)
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>american bars
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You can normalize
Don't it make you feel alive?
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>>76629429
you're so cute denmark-sama :3 you are my favorite north american
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>your package is out for delivery
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>>76629544
i used to have a bit of an addiction of ordering shit with amazon prime, heh. it's like christmas every day.
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my birthday was recent and all i got were nudes and rum
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do you guys brush your teeth twice a day or once a day
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*unzips cock*
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>He was circumcised
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>>76629643

once
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>>76629643
twice
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what's with canadians talking about cocks all the time?
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>>76629643
at least once, sometimes twice
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>>76629528
holy shiit
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what's with danes in north american threads?
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>>76629726
this
twice if i'm going out to class or wherever
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Saw a cute girl from high school today, buds
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>>76629707
cocks are hawt, yum
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>>76629734
This has been mathematically proven before. Greenland is a part of North America is a part of Denmark is a part of /cum/.
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>>76629643
My dentist says you only need to brush once in the morning and then floss at night
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>>76629734
>Danes
The "Dane" is a leaf with a proxy.
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I MISS GREENLAND!!!!!
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Finally caught the shadow Morty
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should states other than the 13 colonies be allowed to celebrate the 4th of july?
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>>76629830

thats seperatist talk, commie
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need a gf
need a gf with nice legs
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>>76629785
flossing probably doesnt do shit heh

https://apnews.com/f7e66079d9ba4b4985d7af350619a9e3/medical-benefits-dental-floss-unproven
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>>76629785
wtf
should be at night before you really let in all that sugar you've consumed set in
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>tfw i killed greenland
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>>76629830
Should you kys?
Answer: Yes
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>>76629643
Once a month. Brushing is Jewish conspiracy. Unless you eat sweet things there is no need to brush
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>>76629864
unamerican chicano bastard
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heh, the canadian can't answer my question, pfffhahahaha
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>>76629895
+1
wish i lived on an indian diet
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>>76629830
only if their ENTIRE state is considered an original 13 colony
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Just want the childhood innocence back 2bhk
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>ywn be so attractive that the entire world will collectively kiss your ass on national television
feels terrible man
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>>76629903
kys
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>>76629855
fake news. Flossing is important to prevent gum disease.

>>76629856
Not according to my dentist. He says a second brushing is bad for anamal or however you spell it. He use to recommend brushing twice a day. not anymore.
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>kys
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>>76629938
i did this with a tweezer and inserted into both holes so the current went straight to me
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>>76629954
what are you talking about?
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BABBAWABBAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>76629989
through*
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There goes Lehigh making some more absolutely terrible posts.
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>>76629807
I think he is a real Dane because he has that hallmark Nordic smugness.
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>>76629997
i wanna be so attractive that its widely accepted. like how zac efron or hillary duff get by on life by everybody heart eyeing me
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13 Colonies succ dicc

Go Dak Go
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>>76630029
don't see what you mean. anyone who says "kys" is from reddit. and californian spics have no reason to celebrate the 4th of july
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>northwest territories
Why?
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>>76630067
i wish you actually watch anime :(
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wish I still had that pic of the cow with the poop being SD
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all those suckers who have to go outside or don't have AC
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>>76630037
who?
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>>76630100
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There goes Lehigh making some more absolutely terrible posts. I bet if he spent less time screaming spic at everyone, he might be able to get a girlfriend instead of being a completely worthless loser with no friends, no job, and no education.
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stop posting my pics, assholes
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>>76629989
I once jokingly peed on the switchboard. Ah sweet childhood memories
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not sorry to have caused your anger and lashing out pedro
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>indians
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I imagine Lehigh as that overweight kid from middle school who wore an oversized gangster spongebob shirt every day
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Yet another absolutely terrible post from Lehigh. Lets see if he makes some more absolutely terrible posts like expected.
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>>76630268
i weigh 130 pounds
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>>76630284
how
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>>76630284

wtf, even I weigh more than that
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>>76630363
fuck off nigger
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>americans
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bunners
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I imagine Lehigh as being that skinnyfat kid who wore video game tshirts, ate lunch in the bathroom, and had a backpack with wheels, and had everything in his backpack so he didn't have to stop at his locker.
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tfw 105 lbs
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>>76630284
*heems you*
t. 132
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nothing wrong with wearing vidya t-shirts or keeping stuff in your backpack
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>>76630392
desu I was the kid who kept everything in his backpack, back hurts like a bitch nowadays
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>I imagine Lehigh as being that skinnyfat kid who wore video game tshirts, ate lunch in the bathroom, and had a backpack with wheels, and had everything in his backpack so he didn't have to stop at his locker.
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>>76630374
I weigh 130 and I've seen plenty of people my height (and gender) who are thinner (and in the US, and white if that matters)
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>>76630428

Im a goddamn twig

how can you be 132

...unless you're a girl...
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rate my shirt
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>>76630535

quintessential /v/-core
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tfw no gf
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>>76630556
Shut up!!
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>>76630183
stop being a dumb, turbo autist

>>76630284
>>76630363
confirmed manlet

>>76630535
i recommend you don't post anymore
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>>76630514
im a girl(boy)
if i were a girl i'd be camwhoring instead of posting here
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fuck
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Thinking about doing a massive roadtrip around USA when I finish my current job, taking in every state and maybe some Canadian provinces too. Any of you lads ever done this?

One thing I'm unsure about is whether to go to literally every state, particularly when it comes to irrelevant states like the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, etc. But who knows, maybe they could be the most exciting of all? Some of my best travel experiences have been to places tourists wouldn't bother with.
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I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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to: 76630615

Stop being rude or janny will come
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>>76630615
i have confirmed that i am a manlet like 10 times
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>manlets
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Will continue posting despite certain advice not to
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>>76630650

cross country here is really expensive

I think its like 9 grand minimuim or something

I really want to do it though
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>>76630650
Drive up here so I can beat you up m8
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>>76630650
i can't drive
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>check warosu for old posts of mine
>See people replied to it with anime girls
>Feel good
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BIG Latina fan
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really want to keep golfing
golf stuff is expensive
what do
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>>76630650
the dakotas actually got some nice scenic areas
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>>76630784

Im not

But Id deport my seed in her bum
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>Not using internet explorer
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>>76630800
nothing
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>>76630736
What do those costs refer to? I was thinking of just buying or renting a camper van of some sort in whichever city I flew into (would arrange it before I left, obviously) and sleeping in that for most of the trip, checking into motels or hotels when I wanted a comfier bed. I wouldn't have thought that would add up to 9 grand, even if I spent a few months on the trip (although I'd most likely have that much money saved up by then, regardless).
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>>76630850

gas, hotel rentals(I think)
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>>76630833
I liked inori
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>irrelevant states like the Dakotas
HA BTFO
>>76630650
I think if I were going to do that, I would figure out the things I wanted to do, and then pick states to visit based on those. I think south dakota has mt rushmore though, so you still might not want to go there
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there are people being tortured RIGHT NOW
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>there are gf's not being with me RIGHT NOW
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>>76630436
Please tell me why.
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>>76630901
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>>76630902
I wish you were one of them.
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>76630902
yeah me. Listening to you is a torture :^)
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>>76630937
I embrace pain because it helps me stay awake
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NEED A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>76630984
Girls don't like skinny manlets with autism.
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>>76630902
before I cut my hair I accidently waterboarded myself a few times. it's really not that bad
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>>76631003
don't care
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>>76631003

what about skinny tall guys withOUT autism
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i bet ill finally get a gf when i realize i dont actually need one
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>pepole get married and divorced multiple times
>people decide to 'take a break' from relationships
>people get hit on by members of their own gender
>people just decide when they want a relationship
>people have kids with multiple mothers
>you've never had a gf
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>>76631027
They like those, so it's a shame you have autism.
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>>76631039
I bet you'll never get a gf
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>>76631067

but I dont have autism
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>>76631078
Then why do you refuse to tell me which college you go to?
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>>76631078
Most autistic post I've read all day.
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>>76631101
cuz you're a fag
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someone just posted an absolutely false opinion in this thread, won't say who.
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>tfw even if I managed to have kids I would probably just end up passing my autistic genes down to them
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I didn't ask you for your opinion, manlet
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i don't respect you in any fashion so don't bother trying to talk down to me
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>>76631101
He goes to a CSU.
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>>76630784
fewer mestizo genes than most
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>>76631120
it's her >>76631075
right?
>>
i speak from experience, stop acting like you know everything about waterboarding you fucking edgelord
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como se dice buttplug en espanol?
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>ywn have a gf for as long as you live
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need a retarded weeb gf
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The fact that you feel the need that you don't respect me tells me that either you respect posters on 4chan or feel that respect matters on imageboards. Absolutely autistic.
>>76631182
>>
Registered a .moe
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would you have an otherwise 10/10 gf who insists on nibbling bits of your skin off from time to time yes/no
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>>76631269
yes????????
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tfw no meth head gf
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>>76631269
Fuck no
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>>76631269
Would my skin have time to recover between each nibble?

If so, yes.
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tfw no gf of any kind
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>tfw no anon gf
>>
>tfw no female friend
>>
>>76631302
>>76631363
kys
>>
tfw no /cum/ gf
>>
Purple shirt Morty is the best. Blue shirt is the worst
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>kys
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bike broke again and i had to walk 5 miles home in 90 degree weather again
i'm tired of living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0NpjYIzhuM
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>kys
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>>76631461
>rick and morty
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>>76631182
CSU aint that bad though
>>
>>76631474

no bus?

>>76631496

unless you went to my school
>>
>>76631485
I'm talking about the Pokemon like videogame
>>
reminder that if a woman ever called you a weirdo you didnt deserve it but still belong here
>>
>>76631526
were you the one i talked to a few months ago that transfered from a UC to CSU?
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tfw your prime minister keeps apologizing to natives but they all live 2000km away from ottawa
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>>76631568

>implying Im smart enough to make it into a UC
>>
I got to a UC
AMA
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>>76631606
lol ur dumb
>>
The worst CSU is better than the best college in South Dakota
kys flyover hick
>>
>>76631606

Berkeley? Cant imagine a stanford chad being on 4chan
>>
>>76631606
nah
>>
>>76631595
not even Merced?
>>
>>76631663

didnt apply for it

>willingly living in central california
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cuntoid just came up to my office and yelled at me for ten minutes because she worked on an excel sheet attached to an email without saving it and was mad that she lost her changes.
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>Call some coastie dumb
>He has a meltdown
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>live in usa
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>visit south dakota
>first person I see is worshipping an ear of corn
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I got into UW
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>>76631652
Yes. And Stanford isn't a UC. It's a private university.
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>>76631687
shouldve just went there or riverside for a year and transfer over
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>>76631781

can you get me tickets to a game
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>>76631810
Which game?
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>>76631829

any game

or a Cal vs stanford game
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I want to suck a small /cum/ dick.
>>
>>76631793

dont think I could afford riverside

my family's pretty poor
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>>76631849
No
>>
i have a proportionally large dick
>>
tfw working full time and going to uni full time is impossible
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>>76631887
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>>76631905
keep up the good work
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>its another normie you know feigns depression and anxiety despite being very high energy episode
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heh, so yeah it turns out that you actually used my thread, how does it feel like to lose?
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need a gf
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>>76631992
aka "I have self-diagnosed crippling depression but refuse to seek serious help and instead use it as an excuse to be a lazy piece of shit and post overused memes all day"
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>>76631885
tuition is flat across all schools.. that and you prob get cal grants which would cover most if not all of your financial needs.. free money, rather than loans... with that said, if you're looking to go to grad school, you'd prob want to transfer to a UC
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i'm dumb and not proud to admit it
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>>76632102
yeah me too......
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>>76632102
read a book nigger
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>>76632056
>go to a party every weekend
>go to concerts regularly
>social media full of pictures with tens of people
"My anxiety is acting up again lol"
>>
Taxi driver
>>
i'm exceptionally intelligent
>>
>>76632132
any dense subject is too tiring to read
i still have Godel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid on my desk but I couldn't get more than a few pages into it
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>>76632160
doubt it
>>
>>76632192
don't know what i've done to you. are you mexican?
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>>76632205
finnish
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>>76632266
even worse
>>
glad I am not a finn
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you will suffer for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>76631231
same desu
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wish I was a finn
>>
not a big fan of this evangelion cartoon thing simple as
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wish I was a finn who grew up in finland instead of america
>>
do gf's roam free in the wild or do they stick together in packs
>>
british cumbia
>>
wish i had a gf
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i'm back, just finished smashing the fucc out of some noobs in sm4sh
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>>76632354
the ones who roam free are taken
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>>76632354
gf's don't exist. All women already have bf's, everyone who doesn't already have a gf should just delete themselves
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>>76632438
>>76632438
>>76632438
>>76632438
>>76632438
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>sm4sh
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>>76632354
they typically roam in packs for safety
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