/brit/

>>76620566
terrible edition

>>76620566
they all seem smiling

wonder if mboko is in that picture

>>76620636
bad post

JANNY'D

>>76620566
FUCK WHITE "PEOPLE"!

phimo confirmed janny

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got this top today

hey guys I need your help
Is it possible to filter every thread made by one with Japanese flag except for mine using 4chan X?
I got this code /^Japan$/;op:only but it filters all the thread with jap OP including mine.

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>the alt right are unattra-

>>76620727
-ctive

turtlemong looks like he smells like poo

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The mainstream media.

shit thread

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WHY ARE YANKS SO FUCKING RACIST?!???!!?

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>>76620566
gross

applying for jobs

>>76620566
disgusting I hope aussies pay reparations soon

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>>76620753
wew

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>>76620719
cool

i wore my gay outfit today to celebrate finishing me exams yesterday

>people are triggered because they're making a film about the circus after people finally got the circus shut down
lmao

>>76620807
>>76620719
this is what /fa/ does to people

do a little smile every time turtle uploads a new pic

>>76620825
looks like that lad that does the slo motion videos

>>76620837
Turtle looks cool though. He's just too thin.

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>>76620837
/fa/ is shit

>>76620786
sounds like a loyal yank

>>76620789
interesting how that image suggests it wasn't Britain who abolished slavery in the Atlantic and around the world wherever they found it ushering in an era of relative peace.

also interesting how slavery continues to this day in Africa and the middle east but no one blinks an eyelid at this and instead prefers to focus on past events (and ignoring others as already mentioned).

silly revisionists.

>>76620794
I seriously hope you're not actually considering becoming a wagie, for you're own sake.

>>76620786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arfpvkafpag

someone explain
do we like turtle or do we hate him?

>>76620850
creepy twat

>>76620854
holy fuck it really does

lmao

>>76620789
If there's one thing Russia is good at, it's propaganda.

>>76620883
never seen him get unironic hate

>>76620874
im applying for good jobs. wagies are cubicle drones.

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Problem?

>>76620822
bangladeshi'd

>>76620890
hes a thread mascot and its always good to see him

can't find the bloody puncture in my inner tube

>>76620917
very cute

very cute in moonrise kingdom too


has big chebs now

>>76620883
seems to receive pretty constant negative feedback. but he's obviously so attention starved (despite being an attention seeker) that negative attention is still accepted and sought-after. imagine being that fucked in the head.

similar traits are seen in 190kg and many other tripcode users. ribena to a lesser extent.

>>76620807
are you the runtoid that walks around taking pictures

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>and then he said, "I'm applying for GOOD jobs"

>>76620989
>gif
fuck off

>>76620989
gif fuck off

>>76620989
GFO

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>gif fuck off

>>76620989
fuck off gif

wonder what's gonna come after webm

What's the gay scene like where you live lads?

>>76620989
>jif
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNY!

>>76621071
canterbury has a lot of uni students so it's sizeable

>>76621057
webn

>>76621071
not really a gay scene where I am.

just a few rare effeminate boys who only have female friends, pretty much it

*gives you a wet willy*

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also bought this one

>>76621071
doubt there is one

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Trust this birds words

>>76621118
very sophisticated

>>76621118
are you a richfag turtle? you need to have lots of money to burn to dress like effay

you know the flags at glastonbury? do people bring their own or are they provided?

>>76621116
wonder who sits around drawing these

>>76621118
peng

>>76621147
both were only $80 each

>>76621185
virgins

>>76621201
>only
FOB

>>76621201
that's like four and a half pizzas

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>>76621185
r9k

>>76621118
Holy Manlet

How tall are you?

>nip to the shop for a newspaper
>end up shagging 5 girls
Don't know how lads can be virgins in twenty seventeen 2bh.

>>76621201
billionaire rat

>>76621116
uhh
technically the chad drawing there is pseudo-cp

Have you ever contemplated suicide, lads?

>>76621260
no because I'm not a dumb cunt

>>76621260
beunos dios nigel

>>76621260
all the time but never done it

>>76620636
t. an abo

>>76621116
Look exactly like the virgin in this image except I've blue eyes and a big willy

>>76621260
Aye but I'm too cowardly.

>>76621260
not a selfish coward so...

>>76621285
disgusting post

don't have a gf
t. guy with no gf

>>76621260
every single day of my life for the past 7 years

the methods my brain picks have becoming more and more violent as of late. most recent one was jamming a screwdriver into the side of my neck and using it as a lever to try to rip out my throat

>>76621299
t. selfish coward

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>the methods my brain picks have becoming more and more violent as of late. most recent one was jamming a screwdriver into the side of my neck and using it as a lever to try to rip out my throat

>>76621221
pretty short not sure I think 5'6-5'8

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>tfw only female /brit/ poster

>>76621296
whats wrong with jeans

>>76621260
Yeah. But fucking with people I don't like is a lot more satisfying.

>>76621342
you're not josie or caliyank so jog on, sugartits

cuckio

>>76621342
hello Summer

>>76621342
want a sarmatian mongrel baby by chance?

>>76621342
please be my gf

>>76621366
who is summer?

>>76621365
>>76621356
>>76621336
>>76621320
>>76621296
>>76621218
>>76621116
kek

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>>76621342
no you're fucking not

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>>76621386

Might become an Army officer lads

convinced sara and rosie actually post here and are mostly the people who talk about themselves

want to do a radical centrist version of the virgin/chad meme and project myself as a pseudo-intellectual middle-ground bellsniff

>>76621429
ah yes i too remember 2015

>>76621341
you a cute little petite thang :3
*picks you up and carries you into my bedroom*

>>76621342
post feet, and proof

>>76621416
is that neoliberals?

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Why is her head shape so fucking odd?

>>76621462
yes

>>76620901

Read how russians grow fake news and disinformation in order to sow discord in the ranks of their enemies. Former kgb agents like Putin have mastered the art of producing fake news and stories about the West.

Don't believe their lies, they treacherous, deceitful and former communists, Russia is our enemy because they want to dismantle the West.


https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2017/jun/14/russian-fake-news-is-not-new-soviet-aids-propaganda-cost-countless-lives

>>76621466
everyone's odd if you look hard enough at them

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>>76621449
>occasionally pulls out phone and checks the time to appear busy, he has already done this 3 times

>>76621485
Post your odd head shape

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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pic of my foot

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>>76621533
fucking disgusting hobbit

>>76621519
doxable information

>>76621533
looks prehuman

>>76621533
janny come on for fucks sake

>>76621533
heyyy I have pretty much the same hair pattern

are we feet hair bros or something?

>>76621533
fuck off bilbo

>>76621533
hello manlet

>>76621546
>wets toothbrush before brushing teeth

does everyone not do this?

>>76621533
>white

Still a bit fuming that Ghana got cheated out of their World Cup Final

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akFP6Y5bLEs

>>76621586
hello virgin

>>76621586
virgin

>>76621533
>americans

>>76621590
t. M'golo Mkwembule

>>76621586
that one should really be "wets toothbrush after putting toothpaste on it"

>>76621569
yeah im pretty hairy

I don't see what's wrong with my foot

>>76621586

Virgin

neoliberals looks like an arab

>>76621612
Do NOT mistake me for a nigger. Just a sucker for the underdog story. Simple as.

>>76621533
Where the hell is your ankle lad

>>76621586
'gin

the correct procedure is to wet the toothbrush before and after applying toothpaste

>>76621590
t. click click de la ortega

>>76621646
think she Maltese or something

so basically yea

Anyone else find Ronaldo a bit weird?

>>76621625
did I say there was anything wrong?
I just said I had nearly the same hair on my feet as you

virgin

>>76621663
fuck off reddit

why are the french so aggy

HAHAHHAHAHA IM CALLING SMOEBODY ELSE A VIRGNI AHAHHA ONLY LOSERS DONT HAVE SEX HEHEHEH IIM NOT A VIRGIN NO NO HAHHAHA SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL AHHHAHAHAA VIRGIES AMIRITE???

>>76621713
hello virgin

>>76621713
>he does the virgin post

>>76621675
I know, everyone else did

>>76621713
hello virgin

>>76621713
'in

think i have a stalker lads
girl is always on the same bus as me, wtf? probably because im shredded

>>76621729
oh right, nah don't worry about it, a bit of foot hair is fine

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76621751
or just uses the same route

>>76621751
be careful; in the eyes of the law this counts as you stalking her

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FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK

might just put my plug up in the ol' botty and sit around with it in

>it's a "dad brings his gf (who's a year younger than me) home" episode

bit awkward

is phenibut and alcohol good or bad

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DO. NOT. ASK ME ABOUT MY SEXUAL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76621812

maybe shes for you lad

>>76621812

What a lad wahey! got a gf yet son?

fucking hate dreaming, thought dreams were for children anyway

>>76621828
probably a bit dangerous (both depressants i think) but in my experience it just makes me feel very drunk very quickly. definitely wouldn't recommend an 8 pint+ deal imo

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Hello /brit/! Ask me anything!

>>76620566
damn crazy to think back on slavery, imagine actually being chained up from the neck and knowing your life is owned by somebody else. Would have bit their neck off and eaten them alive and show them what a real savage is!

*asks the yank about his sexual history*

>>76621886
yeah but people say that about benzos and alcohol and that's fine

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WHERE IS MY FACKIN AVOCADO TOAST, LUCASZ????????????????

>>76621894
sexual history?

>>76621910
link pls

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>>76621911
....

>>76621709
don't feel very aggy tbqhwy.

what makes you say that?

>>76621923
reddit

DES

PA

CITO

>>76621895
would have done what massa told you to do

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>>76621923

>>76621948
>>76621966
'DDIT

BEUNO

DIOS

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DO NOT let women into /brit/.

>>76621909
never had benzos but phenibut's meant to be similar
im an underweight skeleton but have been fine with 1g phenibut + somewhere between 12-18ish units alcohol across a day
just try out with small amounts is the obvious answer and dont take it too far if there's not much info on the combo

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>link pls

whats cumbria like?

>taking drugs

sweetie... just no...

>>76622018
It's like your mum's beefy vagina, m80

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Just copped these in a more recent style (had to find the classic version online). Do these fit better with chinos or jeans?

>>76621995
me in the brown throwing back a cold one

>>76621812
what a ledge

>>76622040
with whom, may i ask?

>>76621995
some of my female friends play poker with me and the lads sometimes and its absolutely fine. i think a slightly embittered virgin created this.

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Havin a poo

>>76622065
>slightly embittered virgin
fuck off

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>some of my female friends play poker with me and the lads sometimes and its absolutely fine. i think a slightly embittered virgin created this.

>>76622032
grey trackie bottoms

>>76622071
good lord

>>76622071
don't the french wipe?

>>76622071
alri skid lad

>>76622071
>the french have toilets
wtf!!

>>76622005
FOY

>>76622079
don't get the whole sorority thing

what's it about yanklad

>>76622097
ahhh le bidet ehh lavages il le away

>>76622056
prefer not to say

post below me decides what i dream about tonight x

>>76622123
it's a female fraternity

went to france and they had hole-in-the-floor toilets that 3rd world countries have. sickening.

took a shit in my hotel room bidet on the last day as a protest.

Poo

i dream of heemy

>>76622153
good lad

>>76622156
it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76622123
it's just female yank autism

>>76622147
mmm cryptic

>>76622174
it's really quite the opposite. all the chads and stacies at a university will be in a fraternity.
>>76622179
female fraternities it is lad

post below is what I wank to later

>keighley
>pronounced "keith-lee"

ah yes, yorkshire

>>76622196
>keighley
hopefully that's a pornstar too

been doing nothing but play video games and browsing 4chan the past week

Post below is what i'll think about while pooing next time

plop in shop

>>76622213
>>76622216
pottery

post below mine is the post below mine

plob in shob

braise gek :DD

gf wants me to shag her whilst she's on her (light) period tonight

not convinced

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just ordered one of these bad boys for around a grand, gonna return in like a week though so I get my money back and get to play it for a few days for free

>>76622271
runtoid

/brit/ is a normie general

>>76622271
these stories always don't end up well

who normie here?

>>76622271
t. Timothy James Byrne from his rented flat in High Wycombe

/brit/ is a failed normie general

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>>76622317

>>76622302
font
>>76622263
font
>>76622317
font

>>76622271
You could just ask the shop if you could have a shot at it 2bh.

>>76622271
rock on duuuuude

mboko

listening to Princess Nokia

is autism genetic? my dad, brother, and i all have awkward mannerisms.

mboku no mpico

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

applying for a job in guernsey

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Just binge watched Banished, very good show desu
>tfw we will never get another season

interpol was ever good

مرحبا

>>76622305
how so?

>>76622364
I could have but then I wouldnt have it at home with my set up, also feel a bit uncomfortable playing in store tobh

>>76622428
*clips you in the back of the head*
wipe that bloody look if your face boy

mental to think how badly eliza got doxxed, eliza who seemingly had a perfect life. wonder whats mentally wrong with her.

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>>76622488

>>76622488
>if
fucked it

had an absolute nightmare at work earlier

crouched down and my trousers split right up my arse, quite a few people found out and came over in turn to laugh at me, didn't know what to do so paid this intern to drive to sainsburys and buy me some new trousers

had visions of my package falling out like that webm of the guy in a club, got called split steven for the whole afternoon (my name is steven)

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>>76622507

poster below me has a larger post number than mine

4 custard tarts for 1 quid. cant go wrong with that.

>>76622496
who

>>76622519
hao ling

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>>76622533

>>76622543
where mate?

find that lesbian rape fake penis story so weird 2bh

how fucking dumb was the victim

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>>76622519

>>76622583
link?

soaking some lentils

showing off your bulge yes or no?

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Oh when the yanks
Go marching in
Oh, when the yanks go marching in
Oh how I want to be in that thread
When the yanks go marching in

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friends still call me chuck e cheese chase because I'm fat

>>76622592
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/29/gayle-newland-found-guilty-at-retrial-of-tricking-female-friend-into-sex

>>76622427
ROSEMARY

love lucozade
hate pints

oi turtle how often do you think of boys willies?

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

>>76622628
t. amateur athlete sponsored by lucozade

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The Book of Mormon?

>>76622628
Bizarro Rorkesheed

>>76622562
tesco

>>76622626
It's a shame. If she had kids of her own, Elle would be right about the same age.

>>76622626
absolutely love girl's necks
>>76622642
only my own but quite often

dont mind benders. they piss off muslims and just means more women for me (in theory).

>>76622626
bit pepeish bottom right

>>76622689
>>76622689
>>76622689

>>76622660
book of moron more like