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>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG
Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)
https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
First for German gf
i am greek
>>76620056
Fuck you brit, I want a qt German who will satisfy my desire for tall blonde gf
>>76620056
Lying
>>76620142
They're mine
>>76620201
reeeeeeeeeee
I will then take my Austrian waifu
>>76620241
All German speaking countries are mine, you can have the baltics
>korean qt says she wants me to be her maruta
>look up on internet, "unit 731" is my first result on my phone
>tfw message from Polish girl, yes I checked the flag this time
>she's Indonesian muslim
>>76620259
Unironically I've been looking at Baltics too, very cute but some are Slav(e)s
do you guys message people from your own country?
>>76620374
Only if they message me first, honestly I hate most other Americans, the roastie thing is not a meme, and it only get's worse in the country ironically
>>76620374
Why would I? This is a cultural exchange site, I know British culture
>>76620432
really? i guess i wouldn't know. most american girls i've talked to have been boring desu, and the ones i've met irl are loud as fuck
>>76620444
brits dont have culture
>>76620374
I did and have to say that it surprised a lot.
This person was fun, has the same interests as mine, we both don't leftists.
Also had a great connection with her right in the beginning of the messages.
>>76620549
Yeah they're only loud to get a dick in their mouth. It's like a mating call
>>76620559
>don't leftists
good lad
Lads, if I delete a private message before it's read, does it still show up to the receiver?
>>76620651
Yes
>>76620549
DELET THIS
Should I just put 19 cm in my profile,I'm getting real tired of this indonesian being a bitch to me and not sending nude
>>76620869
Post benis
>>76620869
That would be lying
>>76621100
nah, it's still skinny, grith is 4 in/10 cm
Yo so I'd like to know, what country is the one that messages you to start the most. in my experience it's been Thai girls messaging me.
>>76621168
Yeah I suppose you're right, that really is my max. Average is 16.5
>>76621203
Ouch
>>76621288
Thais and Koreans
/aensaevherne she qt
>>76621470
Yeah, I hope when I start bulking it'll thicken out.
>>76621483
I haven't even had one Korean look at page, must be a Brit fetish
>>76621288
>gets enough first messages that he can generalize
CHAD REEEEEEEE
I can count the number of initial messages from people on both hands.
1x Germany, 2x Brit, 1x Peru, 1x Mexico, 1x Ukraine, 1x France, 1x Austria, 1x USA
>>76621710
Well you only got 2 brown people so you're doing better than me.
>>76621483
Yea this
>>76621288
turk and morocco
>>76621555
I think it is yeah
>>76621833
Obg, famigo.
>>76621754
In that case, just be urself xDDD
>I'm open minded, cool, and funny
>died hair
also look at /zcenerio
>>76621832
How are the Turks? I have some anatolian looking ones look at my profile
>>76621872
Na boa. Estavas lá a postar e ninguém respondia.
A mim aconteceu exatamente o mesmo, esta madrugada, o pior é que criei um fio novo e não tinha visto que já havia um
>>76622532
Eu reparei. >>76606114
>>76622577
Yeah everyone go there, this thread turned into shit
>>76622624
>telling us to go to an archived thread
Typical jewish tricks.
Other thread died?
She's going to probably the worst city in america that isn't baltimore.
>>76622664
Oy vey you figured me out!
>>76622693
Yup, it had 350 posts
>>76620374
yes, and from ex-USSR as well, since it's also my own country (i've been born in USSR technically)... some countries just pretend it's not like that though
>>76622758
Oh right I forgot
thank you
>>76622749
>when you catch a juden in the act
Hehe.
Just be urself bro
>>Russian Jew I am talking to now.
>>Father is from Belarus, Her mom is Russian.
>>Father goes back to his country when she was 4 and doesn't know him.
Every fucking girl on this site, has some issues.
>>76622906
I want the German qts for myself, nor Euros will have them!
>>76622933
I am, but myself is great
>>76622945
Damm, when are you going to post her gaping her butt for you? ;^)
>>76621925
some are cool, but you can have that with any flag
most are thirsty though. i've only ever been messaged by one turkish woman and that was "hey are you sick of turkish men too lol???"
>>76622775
i'd be surprised if you hadn't, considering the number of russians, ukrainians etc
>>76622933
its works
>>76622945
post turk compilation
>>76622945
Daddy issues are good to abuse, say I'll be your daddy or some shit. Almost all chicks with daddy issues also have a daddy fetish and are easy to get. My cousin got knocked up at 14 because of daddy issues, aunt's a ho cause of daddy issues.
>>76623015
Okay, well I'll try to appeal myself as a superior westerner
>>76622945
Rate her?
>>76623083
Good enough to be my slut/10
Even better knowing I can just gas her when I'm done with her ;^)
>>76623083
Skin color is mocha, she's probably loca man
Portubro is right in gas her
>>76623083
>kakaotalk
non-gooks use this app?
>>76622950
>>76623130
Probably a koreaboo
>>76623162
I will spray paint my own bagel shop if I want!
>>76623172
>>76623130
She is a koreaboo. All koreaboos had tough life or are lonely af.
Anyone I know here?
>>76623204
What a strong and independent juden!
>>76623267
yes, hello best friend
>>76621710
Add Thailand to the list. It's a ladyboy, right?
>>76623273
You think yourself a big guy huh?
>>76623267
of course
>>76623356
Get jewed, juden, hehe.
I miss my ex from here
>>76623473
shut up Amin
Is adding I watch anime going to help, I see so many Euros watch the yellow cancer?
>>76623311
Hi <3
Sorry I was gone for a while
Been doing a shit ton of neck exercises lads
Finally stop looking like a beta in a month or so
I'm tired lads, get some pussy. Do well.
>>76623806
Neck stretching is also where it's at, good for posture
>>76623368
I want to pet your kitty
>>76623860
theres a $10 petting fee
>>76623806
This just doesn't work like the original. It's gotta be subtle.
>>76623806
Once a beta always a beta
My German MILF is messaging me.
Think today is the day I ignore her, hope she kills herself, tbqfh.
>again no /cp/ in subject
>>76623988
>hope she kills herself
Come on, man
>>76624052
just control + f pals
>>76624078
She was with a turk from 16 until 36 and is now wanting to marry a korean 24 yr old when she's 39 but says that what she loves about Korea is family values.
Come on, man.
>>76623806
>neck
Odd area to work out
bored
>>76624185
Let's fix that
What's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toge5ESf3hc
Plebeians need not apply ;^)
>>76624152
>she's stupid so it's okay if she dies
>>76617276
I know
>tfw no way to properly combine comfy island life with student life
Ah well going to do a BBL
>>76624052
Cp has turned to shit with all these newfags
>>76624226
do u message ur qts while listening to death?
>>76624250
that and:
>she's a race traitor
>>76624272
Yeah.
My QT is into extreme metal and some other weird music too, so we often share music with each other.
Other qt's usually have pleb test, though.
some one complimeneted me
>>76624272
P.S. Mayhem is more black than death metal, they're two very different genres
>>76624226
I'm a pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de2EwnfP2RY
>>76624340
Good. When is the weeding?
>>76624373
Pretty pleb hipster rock.
If you want something more upbeat at least try Daniel Johnston or smth like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHaXPBL1I-I
>>76624511
I don't listen to meme albums.
I know someone else here was messaged by her. Does she just copy paste this to everyone?
>>76624552
>says the guy that posted some 2obscure4u basic hipster rock
This is turning into /mu/ style shit flinging faster than I thought it would.
>>76624611
That literally is a meme album fa m.
Even redditors make unfunny jokes about that album
>>76624644
Still better than that generic hipster room recording you posted.
>>76624694
>listens to /mu/core once
Probably the same guy that replies to "when did you outgrow metal" threads.
>>76624768
Kek
>>76624768
t. dad rock enthusiast
>>76624768
>/mu/
/mu/ is probably the shittiest board on 4chan.
>>76624768
Wtf are you talking about?
Black metal is the main genre I listen to.
Nice bait ;^)
>>76624611
>>76624644
both vids were absolute trash, at least the hipster rock was possible to listen to while the other can only be liked purely to come off as hipster and obscure
>>76624935
>Mayhem
>hipster and obscure
kek, okay lad
Here, have something much more obscure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCeSki6XaM
>>76625080
mayhem is a literal meme and you're a meme too if you genuinely enjoy it Pablo
What's with all the metalfags itt? Grow up jeez
>>76625130
Freezing moon is pretty good tbqh, rest it shite
>>76625130
I'm trying out their newer stuff since, until yesterday, I had only tried their debut album.
I prefer Burzum, but Mayehm isn't bad.
Metal is for children and neckbeards with bad BO.
>>76624848
t.musictasteisdeterminedbyaessentialchart
>>76624891
Probably second to /trash/
>>76625160
B..but chains on jeans is cool
>>76625253
>B..but chains on jeans is cool
Kek, I bet you wear spiked bracelets and still enjoy ((Slayer)) too ;^)
>>76625293
I was making fun of you Muhammad is humor banned in North African countries?
>>76625348
>>;^)
Really, nigerian?
Only beta virgins listen to metal
True chadcore music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtByWgt1Mk
>>76625400
Chadcore is only listening to Phil Collins solo work
>>76625432
but Jesus he knows me
>>76625488
yeah i'd say you're right about that
REMINDER:
Kpop is the official genre of /cp/
Some US cat avatar messaged me and I swear if it's that cat pic poster from this thread
>mfw this is my last night of normiedom before going back to my home city
Time to get pissed
>>76625792
greentext?
>>76625847
Nothing to say really, just last week of uni so I'm off home tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcw6q0Z8uTk
is this good music to lure cute ladyboy
>Austrian qt messages me
Well, if my portuguese qt doesn't message me, I'm going for this one
>>76626172
Ah, k, had no idea you (drunk brit?) were in uni.
>>76626492
Yeah I'm drunk Brit and yeah just finished my second year
>>76626563
>greentexting outside of 4chan
>>76626563
>I like dark music
Edgy/10
>>76626624
I'll confess I sometimes do it (((ironically)))
Why are Russian girls so edgy with their shit tier music?
Why do only Asians message me
>>76627093
I know that feel
>>76627093
post profil and we will research
>>76627162
^this
>>76627093
>>76627162
>>76627201
thiiiis
>>76627093
Either green card or white fever or you have Asian languages listed in your profile and they take it as a sign of interest
>>76626563
cringe
>>76627286
>white fever
Might be a case of the black plague if he's that one burger of a dark complexion ;^)
>>76627286
I don't have any language listed
>>76627489
Not black
>>76627454
You're welcome
>>76627703
Bost profile and messages
>>76627791
no problem
What do you say to a girl with nothing or almost nothing on her profile?
I just feel like I'm ignoring a huge number of possible qt's at this point.
chiliano spotted
>>76628110
Gonna be honest with you, I'm gay. I love cock in and around my mouth.
Pls talk 2 me
>click on a qt's profile
>user not found
spoopy
>>76628534
>qt views my profile 3 times over 2 days
>randomly refresh my views page
>everything from her profile is gone
wew
>>76626624
Greentexting works
She's the most powerful race
>>76629648
Post the vid.
>>76629616
Just gotta ber urself lads!
all euro men here end up talking about how muslims are invading their countries lmao
>>76622749
>careful about brooklyn
>but everywhere else is pretty good
are you fucking retarded?
>>76629917
most cant openly talk about it without the diversity police knocking at their door
>tfw talking to legit intelligent woman
>she speaks 6 languages, learning another one
>types like she's writing an assignment in oxford uni
Genuinely intimidated by her
>>76629964
I know, it's still funny in a depressing way
as in, wtf can I do about it
>>76630023
they are just venting, they have no one else to talk to about it
>>76630017
>tfw main qt is even way more intelligent than I am even though I statistically already am tip top percentage
weird feel but I dig it tbqh
>>76629943
I don't want to be that pessimistic.
>>76629787
It's Darkwood, we talked about it here a couple threads back
>>76623015
not only - the lower is the level of english of a russian individual, the more (s)he tends to be a jingo, to luv Put-In, to think that USA is going to collapse in near 10years, as well as EU
it's not a direct correlation - i've seen some of those scumheads on this site as well, but still
>tfw reverse image my qts pics
>found her blog in her language
>found a whole fucking page about her time in the uk, she dated multiple English guys
>i didn't meet her then
>>76630058
poor cute little euro guys
>>76629868
Kek nice one
>>76629917
Not me desu.
No Muslims coming here. At least in my city they're not.
>>76630180
There was one Japanese hikikomori girl, that me just searching one word, I found her ps4 acount, her blog and twitter.
Image seeing cuts in her arms and seeing her writing things just to herself.
I wish that she wasn't like that desu.
>>76630510
You don't notice them because they blend right in in Portugal
>>76630510
well how could I include you, I was obviously referring to all the euro men that talk to me
Just sent such a fuccboi selfie to the qt
>>76630632
Sure thing you chinese fuck.
>>76630899
there's no difference between them and you, afonso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WjFcBmGA-8
>>76631117
Im new here. I don't even know how's afonso.
you guys weren't kidding about the qt part. this some kind of ruse?
>no French qt
>>76631197
you speak like him, so doesn't matter
>view this really qt korean girls profile
>find her insta by reverse imaging her pics
>find her insta
>her ex was english
Why do Koreans love BBC (big brit cock) lads?
>>76630153
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Post?
On the meanside I'm getting rare flag of barely 50,000
>>76631656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiEKP1Tn9eM
Jus bee urself bruh
>>76631592
I unironically don't know
>>76624152
>moor rape baby throwing shit at turks
Go fuck yourself, literal nigger.
>>76631930
>>76630073
Lol I found out that qt has Asperger's Syndrome
>>76632314
name?
>>76632367
No she's mine
>>76632425
But without aspergers I'll just get modern (pic related) women, Varg said so
>>76632314
Give her to me I deserve a fellow aspie qt
>>76632606
NO!
>>76632606
>>76632706
>>76632367
Gentlemen, please! I will intercede as a fourth party's and take the qt out of the goodness of my heart. It's fair for everyone!
>Youre a really really nice guy
>tfw getting viewed by multiple brit girls
I emailed Daryush Valizadeh telling him im extremely disfigured and will require a lefort, lateral canthopexy, rhinoplasty, and hairline lowering. He took the time to try and sell me his book.
>>76633192
Is he some paki in your cunt or sometin
>>76633321
>valizadeh
>paki
Americans everyone
>>76633484
Looked him up, looks like a shitskin. Only makes it worse that he's born in Yank city
>>76633136
YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE
i feel sad
>qt just sent me a text
Sort of wanted to go to sleep right now Tbh, she'll have to wait :^)
>>76633961
What's wrong?
>>76633752
>iranians
>shitskin
He's the eternal aryan
>>76633948
I'm English, don't worry
Some girl wants to play vidya with me, she likes rpgs and her laptop is shit. Any recommendations?
>send 6 messages yesterday to random people
>only get 1 response
just
>>76634053
does stardew valley have multiplayer yet?
>>76634005
i'm almost out of drugs and syringes and mostly i am sad i am such a loser that i came this far
>>76633961
Me too.
Just talk to her bro
>need to get a decent pp that isn't 4 years old and very cringy
>need to revamp my profile a bit
almost ready to go qt fishing again lads
>>76634261
you can get a body like that, its just the face
>>76634226
why
>>76634092
an alternate suggestion if it doesn't have MP: Starbound
>>76634343
Nah, his aesthetic pecs and wide shoulders are genetics
>>76634366
I see that the grill that I like is online but she doesn't see my message.
>>76634261
>>76634343
also dick
http://imgur.com/a/lAcak
>blond qt is being messaged all the time and yesterday I thought that I had no chances at
>she messaged me today saying that she would like to talk more with me
>>76634582
she'll get to you no worries
>>76634582
>but she doesn't see my message.
**but she doesn't want to read my message
It happens to me too. Try "pls respond" every 2 minutes until she responds
>>76634583
Would succ desu
>>76634809
Nope. She doesn't like being pressured.
I'll have to let it flow.
>>76627093
Why do only Euros reply to me?
>>76635011
No no, this sounds like you are at high risk of losing her. You have to send her "pls respond" every 1 minute. Thank me later.
Hello /cp/ what did you drink tonight?
Franziskaner and wine here
>>76635334
Water.
>>76635334
water with my crazy pills. have a franziskaner in the fridge ((
>>76635334
tea with soya milk
>>76635398
Thank you for reminding me of my pills. Have to take now Risperidona
>>76635844
Are those assburger pills?
>>76635869
Belgium
is anyone elses inbox fucking up?
i sent a message and it sent to someone else
>>76636334
Script kiddie site. That sometimes happen when you click on someone's message and another person's.
I always refresh the link to make sure.
>>76635398
drank coffee with my adderall. not sure why i keep doing when i know it might give me a panic attack
>"I want to work for Emirates airline :):)"
Every single fucking time
>>76634781
>>76634809
She saw now my message. It's all good now.
>>76637197
i know a qt who wants to be a pilot in russia but says its so fucking strict there so she might do it here
>>76637548
Neat, but I'm talking about flight attendants and whatnot. Every single time, without fail, no matter the country, they all want to go work for the fucking Emirates. And then you get the retards wanting to work for the Emirates but only want to do flights to Worst Korea or some shit. This people have no concept of reality.
>anime
>>76631197
Sou eu ;^)
desu
>>76638630
he's right, you never replied to me
>>76635334
4 glasses of diluted wine with sugar (((((
just playing some guitar lads ;)
>>76638707
PS im gonna take some benzos
>talked to dozens of qts
>the most interesting one is an American
Explain yourselves, rest of the world
>>76638761
>Explain yourselves, rest of the world
Nah, I'm good, ty.
>>76638630
did we talk recently?
>>76638761
>>the most interesting one is an American
i doubt this
>>76638821
quoted my own post
>>76638659
>>76638821
>>76638851
nah we've never exchanged messages i believe, but still tho
>>76638878
i am replying now
>>76638937
>LEAP.jb
Hum, what did she mean by this?
>>76638761
*fattest one
>>76638992
Is .jpg filtered or am I just retarded?
>>76639029
Nyet. She qt af
and absolute CUTE girl messaged me
she looks like a girl i'd show me mommy
>>76639142
post proof ;^)
>>76639170
nononononononononononononononononono
Anybody have the irish qt's account?
>>76639294
>Irish
>qt
>>76639294
No.
Feeling so down lads, can't even wank or sleep
>>76639307
>white
>not qt
>>76639369
okay maybe not qt, I also had shieldgang look at my profile.
>>76639307
post your profile leaf
>>76639398
>>76639433
>>76639383
>can't even wank
Damm, go see a doctor, lad.
>>76639259
What? You afraid that your fellow cultural enrichment pals will steal ur qt? ;^)
>>76639398
>okay maybe not qt
kek
>>76639505
>What? You afraid that your fellow cultural enrichment pals will steal ur qt? ;^)
ya
>>76639294
back off
>>76639398
To be fair, her new pic looks much better. I was just memeing tho
>>76639534
>bull ring
yeah you can keep her. I'm looking for virgin bagan wife, not used good
>tfw meeting my oneitis in 7 days
tfw your italian qt is writing "since emerged another buried love", you start to feel a bit jealous, but at the same time you realise that there's turkish and american qts that are mad about you plus there's at least one russian qt from another city who has some good crush on you, but then you read properly and see "that is neurology" so it was all about studying, but the whole message was about her having some chances to come to the russian empire in august for studying russian, but you have a broken leg which would be recovering 2 or 3 months so the real chance to meet up is quiet ghostly
>>76639936
Me too
>>76639974
where are we meeting pablo?
I managed to convince faroese girl to teach me her language. I actually want to learn her language and not nudes so I'm happy.
oh lads these benzos got me goo dei cna barelt type
>>76640582
I'm pretty sure less than 100k people speak Faroese. What's the point?
>tfw your qt always negs you when you flirt
getting tired of this shit, lads. I flirt to get my ego stroked, not undermined. If this qt didn't have such good bantz, I'd drop her like a retarded baby
>>76640908
bost pics :DDD
just
fucking elon musk lookalike
>>76640700
It's neat language, I still kind of want to go to Uni for comparative Germanic linguistics. But even if I don't go there, it's unique. How many people will say they know it.
Also I'm volkisch bagan
>>76640945
ask him if you can ride his ass to mars
>bullied /aeonarium and /dimasky89 off the site
THOT DESTROYER
>>76641275
Literally who
>>76641333
Some thots, can't you read
>>76641402
How was aeonarium a THOT?
Posting memes for qt, ignore.
Can a black man get white chicks here?
>>76641486
Niet.
>>76641486
i can type striahgt nibbas
>>76641486
Probably. I saw a couple of profiles stating a preference for blacks. iirc, one was Polish, other Ukrainian. Depends on how hard you look
Guys I'm drunk off my head, what should I reply to the next girl that messages me?
>>76641664
SEX!!!
>>76641664
They think that since theyre traitors they will be the first ones to get gassed, AND THEY'RE RIGHT!
>girl thats 10 years older, has no picture and is in my city messages me
what in the fuck
What country does the space before dot thing? Like this .
>>76641720
Sent it, no idea how I'm gonna respond when she asks about it
/smithcasey
>looking for a long life man
guys! who has centenarians in their family trees?
>>76642064
Good lad
Ask if she will get gassed or not be a traitor
i've one someting nauhty
>>76642205
hi how are you
>>76642237
im ok im so benzoed that i went and stole a pair of headephones
i was just invited in chinese intern pals web site =)
>>76642431
Conquer them Genghis
>>76642431
It's a scam, don't join.
>>76642460
Did a raven tell you that joke? ;^)
>>76642494
I just love my steppe waifus, want him to make more 4me
>>76642562
They're okay, sometimes.
lads i can barely type
oh what you know i can do it agian
>>76642999
ar u ok
>I usually do not write 1st message because i'm a bit shy
>>76643024
im just a bit high and reckless
>>76643111
>>76642999
quite impressed with the numbers in these posts, fellas
>>76639965
what happened to your leg
>>76641486
>where da white wimminz at?
there's plenty of hot black and brown women on Interpals, no need to obsess yourself with white chicks
>tfw I got Columbian qt with daddy issues's whatsapp tonight
life's looking up, boys
>>76643908
oh wait, no. i think she blocked me
who /thriving/ here?
also post profiles please :3
should I make a new thread?
NEW THREAD
>>76644312
>>76644312
>>76644312
NEW THREAD