cyril edition
>>76616821
At last he was a pedophile?
i-i'm compelled to move thread!
>>76618556
shan't be posting in this thread
i wish you would not post the thread early but i will post regardless because i know everyone else will
>>76618837
our hands are tied
for once the janny may have changed things for the better
>>76618823
>>76618802
>>76616821
looks like some fucking disney character
how do i get an autistic 4chan browsing gf
>>76616821
You might think you are in control here but in reality you are subservient to us, you submissive little pest. You have went to the effort of making a new for us to post our dreadful gimmicks in, so what does this make you effectively? Our loyal servant. Know your place you erroneous little gremlin.
>>76616821
>>76618802
>>76618823
imagine getting nonced by this fat disgusting cunt, I feel sorry for the poor lads he made suck him off
http://bbc.in/2tpqhhM
Crisis averted for May then
>>76618830
Its a yank please dont reply to it, nothing they say is of any substance
>He is believed to have been the heaviest British MP ever: at 6'2" (188 cm) he was reported to weigh 29 stone 12 pounds, about 190 kilograms.
Ah yes, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>76618865
belter post
Should I learn Welsh lads?
>>76618854
underage
>>76618903
>Yes yes, it's definitely the fluoride and vaccinations, neither of which have been proven to be harmful at the doses given; and not the endocrine disrupting chemicals in basically everything, which have been proven to be harmful even at extremely low doses. Good goy.
>Its a yank please dont reply to it, nothing they say is of any substance
>>76618872
Imagine having to pull up his lard flaps to reach his cock, imagine the rotting smell protruding out of his fat rolls as you slowly suck his smegma covered crusty cock
>>Its a yank please dont reply to it, nothing they say is of any substance
Posting the greatest warrior poet philosopher of the modern age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALixmfjqVbk
If you cant relate, you canny claim your status as a human being
>>76618930
yes
>>76618940
>>76618950
He's right though
>>76618932
I'm 19, grandpa
>>76618940
Hello nigger!
>>76618950
Hello YIDF!
>>76618873
MAY WINS
Man likes his rice
>>76618969
>grandpa
FOY
>He's right though
Harold Wilson
>>>76618940 (You)
>Hello nigger!
>>>76618950
>Hello YIDF!
This tune speaks to me on a personal level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9uEtplq6CI
>>76618946
>hatposting
>>76619014
>>76618951
alri mboko
any plans for life after the deportation yet or just taking things as they come?
>>>76618903 (You) (Cross-thread)
>>Yes yes, it's definitely the fluoride and vaccinations, neither of which have been proven to be harmful at the doses given; and not the endocrine disrupting chemicals in basically everything, which have been proven to be harmful even at extremely low doses. Good goy.
leng
>>hatposting
>>76619046
hate the new pound
>>76619060
paki
>alri mboko
>any plans for life after the deportation yet or just taking things as they come?
oh fuck off you sad hatposting twats
>>76619060
I'll have yours if you want
>oh fuck off you sad hatposting twats
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/880208743178395648
>Saskia
coming to a british road near you
>I'll have yours if you want
>>76619065
Fuck off you aussie cunt no one likes you
Go stick your tiny willy in a kangaroos arse you bellsniff
>>76618741
can't believe he got away with it
the utter STATE of /brit/
>>76619092
>the absolute state of her
would fucking pummel her if i ever saw her
>>oh fuck off you sad hatposting twats
>>76619092
rated your chipmunk diss
> bellsniff
>Fuck off you aussie cunt no one likes you
>Go stick your tiny willy in a kangaroos arse you bellsniff
>>76619060
rashid
ah is it hatposting hour?
exquisite!
janny needs to ban these hatposting dickheads, literally the worst type of poster, I'd easily crush their skulls into dust with one hand, malnourished little goblins, sat in their own piss and shit
>ah is it hatposting hour?
>exquisite!
>>76619092
What is actually wrong with this one?
don't reply to him it was a calculated post for you collecting
MULAN IS NOT A PRINCESS REEEEEEEEEEEE
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/880250674226876418
>janny needs to ban these hatposting dickheads, literally the worst type of poster, I'd easily crush their skulls into dust with one hand, malnourished little goblins, sat in their own piss and shit
>janny needs to ban these hatposting dickheads, literally the worst type of poster, I'd easily crush their skulls into dust with one hand, malnourished little goblins, sat in their own piss and shit
>janny needs to ban these hatposting dickheads, literally the worst type of poster, I'd easily crush their skulls into dust with one hand, malnourished little goblins, sat in their own piss and shit
never been to a pub
>>76619185
>under 3,000 followers
>66.5k posts
fuck me
>>76619191
>>76619194
>>76619202
so... this is the power.. of hats
>don't reply to him it was a calculated post for you collecting
>>76619165
>sat in their own piss and shit
...wee pits ae misery.
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/880209404892770304
what a pleb
>never been to a pub
20th Anniversary of the handing over of Hong Kong
>>76619249
your thoughts?
>>76619222
>>76619191
>>76619117
how come aussies have the best fedoras?
worthless little cunts, what do you tell people you've done all day?
>Oh I quoted strangers on the internet whilst posting pictures of hats in some sad attempt to mock them
it's embarrassing, just consider suicide, properly this time, and then do it
>>76619247
my local's difficult to get into, waiting list is at least 2 years
>>76619266
all me
sweetie posting is great
how can anyone dislike it?
Unironically closing the thread.
Don't even bother replying or hatposting me because I wont see it.
>>76619245
>bud is anything but pisswasser.
I mean, I drink shite beer (Carona) but I never claim it's the best of gear, and even it is better than bud.
>>76619289
mmm because not everyone has the same sense of humour, k hun? :) x
>delete these posts please thanks
>>76619289
umm sweetie posting is so 2016 sweaty x
>>76619261
well hong kong is supposed to have speical status and freedoms but the chinese are slowly wearing them away
wrapped up under the 'vet
>>76619266
just one who has loads of webms
>>76619312
Corona even lads.
no one calls them duvets frog runtoid
swim back across the channel you snivelling little insect
>>76619321
spling loll XD
snuggled up under my duvet on my laptop :3
>>76619354
yes they do you stupid bruce cunt, what do you call it you fucking covert yank - a 'comforter'?
accidentally call my friends 'mum' sometimes
embarrassing
>>76619371
how does she answer?
i have a respectably sized hat folder
>>76619371
are your friends old women
>>76619379
kek
>>76619367
doona
only acceptable term
>>76619396
yes
>>76619379
is this what arab bedtime reading for kids looks like?
>>76619396
>>76619384
no im 19 and so are my mates (MALE)
can't believe brits don't call them doonas - grim
>>76619409
what you talkin' abeet?
I'm the oldest in my social group
I like to refer to everyone as kids
brits are protoyanks
>>76619437
That's only funny once
love the tube
hate how expensive it is
>doona
>only acceptable term
>>76619425
Can't believe people don't just call them bed covers. Jesus christ.
can't believe brits call trunks "boots"
>>76619409
have never heard this word before and won't believe its real
aussies are literal cryptoyanks what the fuck is a comforter or a doona
>>76619468
Lad, trunks are at the front or 'top'.
Boots are at the bottom.
Why would you call a boot a fucking trunk?
not a fan of the english language
not a rasheed just think australian english is the only viable branch of the linguistic family
Australians are just as bad as scots for typing in their bent little ways
>ah mate am just pumpin a durry under me doona but a left me plugs down by me ute because there's a dingo bin in there since Monday arvo
>strewth
>cryptoyanks
cant believe yanks call swipedowns "a photo of a mental person's legs and teddies"
>strewth I'm tuckered out, gonna get some shuteye under the doona mate
>>76619496
>>strewth
no one says that my mate
>>76619492
It's referring to a storage space not based on some location.
need an explanation of what a gentleman's club is and how I obtain membership
the misses had a roight go at us agin last noight, 'ad to take me doona down onto the lounge
thoughts?
>Brits use the word "duvet"
Frogged
>>76619523
you say it but you're embarrassed about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_English#Comparison_with_other_varieties
excellent page to update your inter-cultural understanding lads
>>76619540
vice was pumping out fake news before it was cool
>Gotta put another shrimp on the barbie cunt.
32 county agrarian maoist-leninist republic when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
>>76619540
such a beautiful culture
>>76619540
>tfw pitchfork will use this pic if JET ever release another album.
>>76619547
never said it in my life and i secretly cringe at anyone who unironically says it
really want to move to australia
>>76619607
they have big spiders
went down to the servo for a slab but a forgot me flappy hat so me mum's said I ave to sit on the lounge the rest o' the arvo
bloody bogan
>>76619547
the only people who say strewth are either yank comedians or 70 year olds who have never left alice springs
>>76619581
don't "get" this one bit
>>76619608
woah... finally... my eyes are open..
>>76619603
it's a good word you should use it
>>76619608
rasheed
>>76619603
fair dinkum
>>76619646
>>76619613
>>76619581
Ah yes another shit gimmick from /tv/ let's fucking spam it on /brit/
this is the original
learn it well
>>76619581
>>76619646
Too avante garde and ironic for my liking
>>76619626
when has a yank comedian said strewth
>>76619646
where are these from?
fuck off
>>76619680
loving every laugh
>put a ton of deodorant on
>still sweat
Scam
>>76619702
me in libya
>>76619687
as in like aussie stereotypes
>>76619718
passed this information on to the authorities
choonah pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTI3PgwUquI
>>76619702
>you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
>>76619702
me in sicily
>>76619741
haha... love it...
>>76619712
what is this shit?
apparently the aussie pope is a nonce
>>76619757
innocent until proven guilty, as my good friend thainonce likes to say
>>76619745
don't be sicily
want to die
Ozzy Man reviews is the height of Australian comedy, dire
Getting the daily dose of the Metro Life and Style section lads
>>76619791
garry the goat is more authentic
thinking about the 'cide again
big fan
>>76619757
every single member of the clergy in australia is a nonce at this point, not a single one who didn't diddle a whippersnapper in ballarat back in the day
hooting
>>76619802
hate women
>>76619791
>he hasnt seen Clarke and Dawe
>he hasnt seen Hamish and Andy
you have nobody to blame for your ignorance other than yourself
>>76619821
what atrocious posture
>>76619791
>>76619803
I prefer trent from punchy myself
>>76619821
those shoulders when she walks
looks like a drunk animatronic
>>76619824
poonited pingpong
>>76619803
yeah especially when he drinks his own piss
>>76619830
crawl out
>>76619858
kek link
>>76619834
mine's worse :3
>>76619822
Isnt australia catholic? u arent catholic unless u have a couple diddlers running about amirite?
Australian English > New Zealand English > Canadian English > British English >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. American ""English"" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. any other language
>>76619824
me in the navajo nation reservation
business idea: ANZIUK
>>76619829
Based opinion
what goes on in indian reservations???
>>76619877
at least put some effort into your bait
https://68.media.tumblr.com/37320a511fb4620ddfbf54f2bb6dfe8c/tumblr_omgb9xiBTk1sl5b5uo1_1280.jpg
phwoar look at this lads
(linking the link cause I don't think janny would be too pleased about the picture)
>>76619824
Me in central arizona
>American ""English""
>>76619898
not much until you get there
hopefully a fresh tablecloth, maybe a candle
imagine if we convinced france to leave the EU and join our own union
wouldnt that be grand
i just wish we could gain something for once rather than slowly losing all our posessions and special rights over time like weve been doing for the past 50 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M
>>76619898
alcoholism, child abuse, drug abuse, crime and gambling
>>76619898
Alcoholism, corruption, physical harassment, severe poverty etc.
>yanks call roundabouts driving circles
hate unions
hate labor
hate defeatists
hate authoritarians
hate moralists
hate centrists
love cute girls and their smooth pale legs
>>76619877
irish english is the best
please upvote this
*edit
wow my inbox blew up!!!1
jim jeffries is the opposite of funny
the only people he appeals to are lefty yanks
The 'White Man' has SO much to be guilty for. Since my ancestors came over of the Mayflower (Adams is my maiden name) I have to say I am totally embarrassed to be a 'white European'....it seems that the 'White Man' seems to think it is his God-given right to subdue and overtake other cultures...We should have embraced other cultures to enrich our own...not to conquer then or set them on reservations. That is just barbaric!!!! Long live the Indian Nations!!!!
>australians call sprinkles on white bread the "main course"
>>76619924
I'm still waiting for Nexit
>>76619898
stealing cars and then siphoning the petrol to huff
*kicks up the yout*
need creamy girly thighs parting shyly before me NOW
G I R L S
I
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L
S
*beats chest* arooOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76619936
thats just british english with an accent
>>76619898
patriarchy, fascinating how lefties support the dissolution of gender roles yet allow indian reservations to exist... pure hypocrisy.
>>76619924
sounds terrible desu
the only union we should form is one where we are by far the most powerful
that's why we should focus on the commonwealth instead
>>76619956
>sprinkles
FOY
>>76619974
good post
>>76619953
t. gun nut who watched his bit on gun control
*swings from chandelier, scoops up nearest girl and climbs to the top of a skyscraper*
business idea: the EU but germany isn't invited
>British people call a poorly built tiny brick shed attached to another poorly built tiny brick shed a "house"
>>76619974
do NOT sexualise girls ever again you brute
*nods respectfully to all the girls*
imagine living alongside aboriginal indians and having indian reservations where the government has no autonomous control aha new worlders are fuckin WEIRD!!!11
>>76619995
so we become the Germans
>>76619974
>creamy girly thighs
what exactly does this involve
>>76620042
THANK you *returns attention to facebook feed*
>>76620026
>if you don't like jim jeffries it must be because you're a gun fanatic
how is life as a brainlet?
Would love to buck Cher the wee tramp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSZwEwl_1Q
Bet she absolutely loves cock the dirty bitch
business idea: EU, but only with the UK, Ireland, France, Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg
>>76620088
>jeffries
>when your delux flat is the size of an american garage
Just London things
>>76620078
he only likes girls' thighs if they've been creamed on already
bit cucky tbph
going for lunch lads
poo bum willies fannies sex
dfewsiognh;jldfkn,s.gm kfdsgbvasawq HBSEFDTGHWSDFGHS
S U B M I S S I V E
G
I
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L
S
UNBUTTONING FLY
N N N O O O W W W
BIG fan of a vagina that exerts creamy pussy juice all over my cock while we fuck
>>76620098
>france
>belgium
drop these and it's solid desu
add new zealand and australia too
>>76619903
that girl has hairy legs
*inhales deeply*
*breaths out with a satisfied smile*
girls about
*blocks your path*
give me a tenner dickhead
Poor Elvis. Totally could not cope. Vulnerable. Money and fame does not solve problems. A candle in the wind. Wiped out by the split with Priscilla. Who knows what might have happened if this heartfelt plea was listened to more intently... Just one of those tragic things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sRJ-eOHnc
business idea: the North Sea Union
>UK
>Netherlands
>Denmark
>Norway
>Iceland
optional, if they play nicely:
>France
>Belgium
>Sweden
Is there anything hotter than girls who like being slapped and choked during sex?
willies
i
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l
i
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s
in
fannies
a
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big fan of legs, ass, breasts, face, hair, hands, eyes, midriffs
not a fan of vaginas
it must take skill to appear like more of a fucking moron than piers morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDOqNlgoOE
always give my fingers a good sniff after they've been in a fanny
been a while since that happened though haha!
>>76620192
dont think you know anything about that..
>>76620195
clapped at this post well done mate
CHOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
thoughts on fanny packs?
>>76620254
Fuck off yank
t i g h t s
i
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h
t
s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8
yyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*tenses all my muscles at once and goes obscenely red*
SPELL IT WITH ME:
G
had to unsubscribe to Ice Poseidon on youtube because i have terrible impulse control and almost started donating to him
2 years ago i blew £800 in one year on streamers and i swore to never do that again
>>76620192
i like being choked during sex
protip - squeeze the sides of the neck and not so much the front
Americans are to /brit/ what Canadians and Australians are to /pol/.
>>76620223
Fuck off mick twat
>>76620175
got 2 quid on me so whats it gonna be ribcage boy
>>76620271
why is she doing this
business idea: fingering girls but with your pee pee ;)
rate the new specs lads
>>76620315
fuck off darnell
*headbuts you*
sexy girl's
Bane?
>>76620299
how so
>>76620092
love seeing the word mong on int
might get a low-end escort for tonight
the NEXT 5ft 2 pale skinned summer-dress wearing black haired blue eyed post-nerd i bring home will be
S C O R C H E D
E
A
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when im done with her
>>76620298
lol how long have u been watching Paul for?
>>76620385
>5ft 2
been getting into philosophy lately, rate my taste
>>76620385
is that a realistic goal for you?
ahha well golly... imagine the look on my face when a girl comes home with me
well... boy aint it just the darndest thing *slaps knee* whoooo wee!
why are aqueducts considered such exquisite examples of historic architecture?
they're just bridges that carry water. Nothing special.
>>76619824
Me in Nevada
>>76620419
hmmm
nah
>>76620419
Patrician except for the bottom three memelords
Well /brit/?
>>76620449
better than anything ausgaylia has created.
>>76620449
Did the man build the gutter
When was the last time a yank artist/band produced something decent?
>>76620464
of course. free fucking money.
>>76620449
i guess because they transported water without any like electricity of power or stuff
dunno
>>76620465
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,. guess again sweaty
business idea: sell phenibut as benzos
>>76620464
yes
>>76620488
hate lions
love high-up leaves
simple as
>>76620464
of course
will not be replying to any negative comments for the sole principal that mingling with lower calibre RUNTS can only have a detrimental effect on my esteem
will be replying to few CHOSEN posters such as IRELAND.... ED.... and ONE (1) Brit poster
N O Y A N KS
i will HOWEVER reply to girls
*assumes power stance with puffed chest*
>>76620465
wifi
>>76620464
>be ugly
or
>be ugly with 200 quid
why are brits mean
>>76620460
>milo yiannapolis
>patrician philosopher
"No!"
>>76620502
>>76620502
>>76620502
>>76620541
They aren't?? They're just gay.
>>76620524
not as important to humans as the aqueducts were.
>>76620541
it means we like you
fuck off jordan knight
>>76620566
we're in here i think dunno why janny deleted it though maybe he hates elle
jan the ruin 4chan man
>>76620515
alri aha x
Dw i eisiau dysgu Cymraeg.
Me in the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fboXaOSY9LY
>>76620269
Excellent post