/asean/

I wish I was a NEET again

>spent $24 on photo and glass case
How do I deal with buyer's remorse?

How's the relations between US and Laos? I heard somewhere that America blocked Vientiane's government but is it true? If so for what reason?

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Who is /arus balik/ here?

>>76613567
Driveposting is bad

>>76613567
going to marawi?

>>76613295
Natatandaan mo pa ba? nang tayo'y dalawa ay unang nagkita?

>>76614111
Who?
Nariyan ako mula pa noong unang bahagi ng Marso ngunit tila hindi ako nagmamalasakit sa mga pangalan ng karamihan /asean/ ons maliban kung nabanggit na maliwanag na tulad ng MKL, Flipbong at Bakahime.

>>76614149
I was just singing

>>76614149
Tangina napaka-ganit ng Tagalog mo
Ma'ri mo namang paiksein acchaka ayusen pa e

>>76614292
Hindi talaga ako nagsasalita ng Tagalog, ginawa ko ang Google translate

>>76614336
Kaya naman pala pa-bitabita ka manalita e

>>76613476
you learn from the experience

Give me filipino video games idea. not that we'd probably ever make one in our current state.

>>76614415
what does laos mean again?

>>76614427
Samurai warriors but with Maharlikas, but also includes other countries such as China and India

>>76614455
is this a serious question

>>76614427
Something that is inspired by Korean fantasy MMOs, since Filipinos love to play that. The story will take place in a Middle Ages-like world starring Maharlikas. The design concept will be drawn by a Korean.

>>76614455
Something meaning like overripe or obsolescent

>>76614427
Duterte Fighting Crime 3 Marawi Undersiege DLC

>>76614427
Tbh any type or genre of any game as long as it's made by the Flips is fine. As long as it's good in quality.

>>76614511
Partially correct.

Laos means "lame" in English
ださ in Japanese

>>76614427

A fantasy hack and slash game that features the warrior classes of several Asian countries. Maharlika,Samurais,etc.

>>76614559
>Laos means "lame" in English
This is why the government prefer to call itself Lao PDR at most international organizations.

>>76614604
think Dynasty Warriors

highschool kid that was bullied by a girl
wher u at

There's not enough info about the Maharika (not Maharlika or Mahadlika)
We need more. The only thing that's passed down is probably the martial arts, We want to know more about their literature, stories, beliefs, daily lives, usage of Tagalog, etc..

>>76613567
holy shit
that girl is fat af

>>76614719
Me,an Indian: Mahardikka.

>>76614427
Spanish sailing and town building game.
Diving simulator.
Drug Runner simulator.

>>76614755
Hadlang = Harang
Adlaw = Araw
Mahadlika = Maharika

>rd = dl ??
That, I don't know why.

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man, I would love to see the moro armor in a video game.

what's the Filipino word for armor anyway?

>>76614559
>Laos means "lame" in English
Huh, interesting.

>>76614814
>what's the Filipino word for armor anyway?

probably Balote / Balute?

>>76614111
Panahon ng kamusmusan
Sa piling ng mga bulaklak at halaman
Doon tayong nagsimulang
Ngumarap at tumala

>>76614908
I know it :)

thats spicish

>>76614427
Red Orchestra-type WW2 FPS based in the Philippines. You can either play as a Filipino resistance fighter, a US marine, or an IJA soldier.

>>76614803
>Hadlang = Harang
use differently and are separate words
>Adlaw = Araw
adlaw is bisaya

>>76614984
nope

>>76615021
Adlaw is also tagalog, though not the sun, but a God.

>used separately
Tell me the difference.

>>76615104
you read the link I sent you in the last thread?

>>76615065
cringe
>>76615104
adlaw is the sun god in panay

>>76615134
About the irregular verbs?

>>76615027
who the hell uses balote?

There's a difference between hadlang and harang? Have I been using them wrong?

>>76615202
yeah people usually just pronounce it armoar

>>76615202
idk but I'm sure as hell that's not a loanword from eurospics

>>76614385
But it is the third time already

>>76615205
As far as I'm concerned there's really no difference. I use harang when expressing soft tones and hadlang when expressing hard tones, that's about it.

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>this will never happen to you

>>76615205
try hard flipaussie is here got to be careful

its already cringy enough this has become yet another flip thread

>>76615240
google tell me it means ballot to them

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>>76615318
This too

>>76615339
>what are false friends
yes but we're talking about armor.

>>76615339
and the word we inherited for 'ballot' is 'balota'.

>>76615339
>try hard flipaussie is here got to be careful
Yea, you can't fool me m8 :^)

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Our pre-colonial ships were pretty nice.

>>76613435
Me too.

>>76614427
Stop fishing ideas from us unless we get free early game access.

>>76615549
>our
Which group claims that?

>>76615669
malays

>>76615339
Kek he will never believe anything even though its in our educational curriculum.
And what we officially accept

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Best snack at 7-11.

>>76615691
Which lingustic tribe?

>>76615741
apparently by the visayan

>>76615408
Close enough

>>76615549
Fun fact: Native Filipinos used to practice 'paghuaga', which was the sacrifice/offering of a person by running him/her over with newly built warboats.

>>76615761
Off course

Ugggh...so sick of blanket assumptions and ass pull history

>>76615805
Seems dangerous. we usually just stomp their new shoes

>>76615767
zitto animale

>>76614816
Actually a closer meaning would be "passe" or "obsolete".

>>76615805
Bagobos and Tagbanuas
I don't know if that's the ship thing

>>76614427
27 days in Marawi fps game alike to cod

>>76615873
No one is claiming that but the "visayans"

>>76615914
Why are you still a neet? Cmon pay up and work for the mortherland instead of wasting time being a pabebe tourist.

>>76614111
I was singing "LUMILIPAS ANG PANAHON, KABIYAK NG ATING GUNITA" earlier in the morning before going out
Baader-meinhof phenomenon

>>76615923
Not when you add squatters-like houses and botched airstrikes.

Also, collect the relatives of Maute heads should be in trophy mode.

>>76615914
>Not knowing the difference between "Laos" and "Laon"
Shame.

>>76614427
Mil-sim FPS, Arma 3 clone

Jungles in Mindanao

Urban centers in Davao, Marawi, Zamboanga, CDO

Islands in Basilan, Jolo, Tawi-tawi

Instead of your usual tacticool garbage, you are only equipped with a regular M16A2 or a standard Remington M4 with generic Aimpoint optics

You also get hurt by shrapnel and die faster because you don't have plate carriers

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ancient filipino guns seem nice

>>76616162
>Not knowing the difference between "hadlang" and "harang"
Shame.

>>76616162
>Laos ka!
You're lame!
>Laon ka...
You're obsolete...

>>76616292
>Implying there's a difference
Pray tell.

>>76615961
Still looking for a job and waiting for the entrance exam for the MA degree I want to take.

I could use some weeds this weekend.
Please anyone direct me to right direction.

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>>76616665
yes pls, no good heathens

>>76616665
its hilarious how much the south drags all your country down

the Philippines would probably be Taiwain tier without them

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>>76616665
soon brother

our army handles muslim removal as a sport
just look how chill they are in videos in marawi

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So this is what 16th century Manila looked like

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>>76616746
>spics everywhere
I can imagine

>>76616746
so thats how my ancestors arrived here

we are pretty euro looking back then already

>>76616819
>my ancestors
HAHAHAHAHAHA STAI ZITTO ANIMALE

>>76616746
Don't we have any depiction of what Pre-colonial Manila was?

>During the reign of Sultan Bolkiah in 1485 to 1521, the Sultanate of Brunei decided to break the Dynasty of Tondo's monopoly in the China trade by attacking Tondo and establishing the state of Selurung as a Bruneian satellite-state.

WTF Brunei

>>76616726
>the Philippines would probably be Taiwain tier without them
once you a sillypenis you always be pissed

nortth they got commie
south they got jihadist
on the middle they have drugger and corrupt af officials

>>76616746
>red, white blue colour on the ship's flag
Thats Dutch ship

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>>76616850

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Weird, I don't see any indons in here. Are they getting blocked by Internet Positif(TM)? /asean/ is fucking dead.
Anyway, N3 road has great view desu, and no traffic congestion too.

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>>76616850
>Don't we have any depiction of what Pre-colonial Manila was?

>>76614673
Right here bro, a lot has changed since I went full autist on her ass last Tuesday, she doesnt take my food anymore and she stopped slapping me in the head but she still calls me an anime nerd in public which doesn't annoy me anymore, oh and by the way, is working with girls really this much of a hassle? I can't procrastinate with my friends playing in the computer shop since she comes with us and tells me to only play 1 hour instead of 2 so we can go to the waltz practice of our class, and for some reason I feel like I need to obey her. AND I manage to call her by her nickname now since I got to tease her while we were in waltz practice, she was mumbling "jeez, why did I get partnered with anime nerd" then I said "jeez, why did I got partnered with the girl who keeps robbing my food and teasing me for no good reason" she gets flustered and she apologized then I said "eh apology accepted" then I apologized to her because of what happened the other day and treated her some pares, then she said I can call her by her nickname, but she still calls me anime nerd but I don't get annoyed anymore

Should we remove the people in Manila living in the slums that doesn't even own a piece of land?
Should we set stall limits and contracts/licence like BIR for everyone whose set up a stall?
Should we punish the people caught throwing rubbish everywhere by making them do community work?
Should we set birth limits and compulsory family planning before having a child?
Should we exile druggies on an island instead of a rehab centre and use the money for infrastructures and fixing up the community instead?

I'm pretty sure Manila would be way better that way.

>>76617244
bully turned girlfriend when?

>>76617278
>Should we punish the people caught throwing rubbish everywhere by making them do community work?
yes. make pasig clean again

>>76617278
i am 100% sure those "slum niggers" already have a land given by some fuckwit agency then sold it.

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>>76617244
Please cont'd

>>76617346
If they don't have a permit then they are not allowed to stay there. It's best they go back or migrate to the provinces.

>>76617339
I agree. I wanted to beat up the people that I saw throwing rubbish everywhere so bad when I was there.

>>76617278
This is not duts priority
No politician will do this because no one will vote for them anymore.

Any offender caught should be made to work and clean the esteros and floodways.
And pick up trash
But the police are to lazy to administer this.

>>76617278
city planning like Tokyo where people need a permit to live in the city/follow council rules in order to keep that permit would be good for Manila and most large cities.

Manilia risks turning out like a lot of major cities in poor countries as urbanization goes up and up, that is turning into a massive sprawling slum with no order or plan what so ever.
treating the Urban area as its own sub-country almost is the only option, eventually growth will come to outlying areas.
this wont happen if you let it turn into Brazzaville

>>76617314
Even if I want to, I don't think I have a chance since I don't know how to act around girls that much and I'll just spill some spaghetti, plus the popular guys are gunning for her too so no chance

>>76617244
told you boi
befriending her was the easy part, since like I said she's tsundere as hell
you're on your own if you want to bang her tho, seems like you can handle it

>>76617459
Community service is already implemented but only on barangay level

>>76617278
The problem with stall is it should be a daily and everyday routine for them to patrol and have a clearing out session.

The stalls near Taft are back in businesses

>>76617459
>But the police are to lazy to administer this.
Make it so that the police that are lazy as fuck gets fired from their job and use that job spot for the ones that deserve it.

>>76617489
There is no growth in the Philippine provinces because literally everyone lives in Manila. People need to go back to the provinces and do their thing there. Populate them, let them grow, open up jobs, etc.

>>76617515
you guys have some kind of connection now at least, just work that shit, bantz with her a lot
you're already her waltz partner, so that's a plus

>>76617515
Just ask her out on a typical posh resto then ask if you can court her

>>76617515
Just bee your self

>>76617539
Like I said should be an everyday thing.
And probably not a barangay level

But the police or MMDA are to lazy for this
Imagine their job consists of babysitting trash collectors its degrading for them as well

>>76617381
That's pretty much what's happening between bully chan and me but I am worried about my friends because it looks like some students from the other section is targeting us, my friend from other sections warned us to becareful

Actually I have a better idea, there should be a campaign where they'd say that if a person doesn't follow the rules, then they're not considered as a Filipino. Use the campaign to tell these people trashing the country that they are trashing the country. In fact, I think their citizenship should be revoked and they should be exiled out into the ocean.

>>76617611
???
fuck the other section
bully them with the help of bully chan and her goons
your boys can help too I guess
become the bully king
make me proud son

>>76617553
depopulating cities isn't the answer to anything
this has been tried all over the world and it only kills all growth.
in the 21st century cities are more important than the country itself, a wealthy modern city will attract investment and money which can then be spread across the nation.
there may be a big wealth gap like there is in the UK with London, but this is how things work now.

>>76617553
>Make it so that the police that are lazy as fuck gets fired from their job and use that job spot for the ones that deserve it.

The cycle will conti they will turn to drug selling etc.

Also
> Imagine their job consists of babysitting trash collectors its degrading for them as well

>>76617536
>>76617598
I forgot to mention that we don't interact like this in school, we only talk like that in waltz practice. Oh and the funny thing is, my brother orchaestrated this whole thing but I refuse to tell him about what's happening

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>>76617627
I started seeing this on escalators on MRT

based civilized people started pushing subhuman niggers standing on the left side instead of the right side

>>76617679
No, we really need physical push people out of the metro.

We can all say yada yada build more infrastructure in the provinces
But that's like waiting for a narra tree to grow

>>76617540
There should be people patrolling and taking videos or pictures to scout and analyse the cleanliness and orderliness of a specific place. If they're not meant to be there, then they should comply. If not, by force.

>>76617682
Anyone caught dealing with drugs should be shot dead desu
Or otherwise, sent to a rehab island.

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Wut happen here?

>>76617741
Who the hell walk in escalator??
>Inb4 t.fatfag

>>76617741
I fucking thank these people. It's the same thing happening here, there are these rude people who stand on the right side when everyone's standing on the left. I saw them got pushed hard, and I was happy. There are signs everywhere and they're not following it.

>>76617728
gotta up your friendship level during waltz practice so you can unlock talking to her during normal school time
seriously just say hey and shit like it's normal when you're out of waltz practice, ignore the glaring of her goons

>>76617775
probably surfing

pacific side of the philippines is too hostile of swimming and such

>>76617657
Dude, the guys we got into the fight with IS her goons since i called her out last Tuesday in front of the whole class, and they want to beat me up for it but what I didn't expect my friends would help, now those goons and their friends want revenge

>>76617822
Nothing to talk with since I don't know much of her personality, but I'm going

>>76617822
Go to their house tomorrow to do the science report we got assigned with

>>76618037
seal the deal bobo

>>76617893
*ARE her goons, fuck man pay attention during english class, fucking highschool
Anyway, ask her if you two are cool now, and if she says yes- tell her that her goons are trying to give you shit. Mama bully will put a stop to that shit if she likes you
>>76618037
>even partners for a science report
It's like you're living in some kind of anime
you def gotta bang bully chan my man
find out what she likes n shit

>>76617657
Bullying? I do not tolerate bullying stop now before you regret the consequences!!

>>76618123
I know right, this nigga is getting opportunities handed to him on a silver platter, all cause of his brother's machinations

>>76618037
maybe you're making some stuff up but this is pretty damn entertaining.

>>76618140
repeatedly getting stern talks from the principal during highschool didn't do shit my man
when I made some weirdo cry in college, even the prof was laughing
wut u gonna do m8

To all filipino-anons in this thread has their ever been a columbine style school shooting in our country?

>>76618126
Stare her romantically in the eye. don't lose eye contact

>>76618246
wrong person but she might think he's autistic if he just stares at her
on the other hand, if the girl gets flustered and shit, that's some good shit. looks of longing just might work if she already has a thing for the guy. of course the guy has to play it off like he's embarrassed or whatever the hell to get some cute points in
ja feel? >>76617993

>>76618178
Check the last thread, post a timestamp with her on it

>>76618126
If you checked the last thread, my brother is friends with three of my teachers and they decided to pull a prank on me by partnering me with her on three subjects

>>76618211
People like you should die

>>76618391
I was sorta not serious but there's a 50/50 chance

actually probably just 10/90. nevermind don't try it

>>76618398
I prolly forgot about the other subjects, what's the third?
also post her face already

>>76618398
I'm Mr.Suave. need any tips?

>>76618529
hoy hoy hoy hoy hoy hoy

>>76618445
do you even lift brah? u wanna fite
1v1 in the river

Someone has better been taking screencaps of this story.

>>76618586
Yes I lift

>>76618474
Now that I'm cool with her no way I'm gonna post her face, the best I can do is maybe get a sneak peak of us hand holding in waltz practice, we got assigned to make a report for Biology and about the reproductive system and menstrual cycle thanks to troll teacher, waltz for mapeh and the activity where you have to take help each other take care of an wgg , I got trolled by those teachers and I got so fcking embarrassed because my friends kept teasing me because I got paired with her three times, my brother is a jackass

>>76618664
then let's bully nerds together like faggots
come on man, use your lifting for evil, join the dark side

>>76618702
Egg* and I want to kill my brother so much for prankng me but his muay Thai is too much

>>76618726
No

>>76618702
damn, shoulda pushed you more when you thought she was a bitch
if she's as good looking as you say, you shouldn't be embarrassed, retard
you'll be thanking your brother if you ever get with bully chan
actually, to bond with her I think you should bully nerds with her, dats a good idea
>>76618765
>meme thai
he doing you a favor bruh

>>76618810
>bully chan
I'm sorry but this is a Pinoy thread. It's ate bully

ok ate doesn't really fit

>>76616819
>my ancestors
you wish monkey

>>76618810
Is having a girlfriend really that good? I mean I am not really thinking about having dates or girlfriends and shit since the only thing on my mind is anime,vidya games,basketball

>>76619177
try it. be open.

>>76619177
It's k. A little time-consuming, and if you don't share the same interests shit can get boring quick. Also it's easy to get tired of the same girl after a couple weeks
you get to hug and fugg her tho

>>76619229
>>76619298
Dunno, I think it will be kinda awkward, fugging, but I'll be talking to her to get used to talking with cute girls

>>76618236
None because kids here can't legally shoot guns even for practice.

Dudes bringing balisongs and other crappy knives, yes there tons of those.

One of my ye olde HS teachers told us a story about how he volunteered to sub in a shitty public highschool and how everyone save for a handful did not care about edumacation. They had one guy who brought a paltik once and instead of reporting it to the teachers they were like "SO KEWL MAN" and he became an instant pussy magnet and then later on being dragged by the bolice for off-campus gang violence. Girls giving BJs and sexual favors for assignments or just lunch money.

One would think such shit only exist in Amerifat nigger movies. It was a total shitshow that he quit after a school year.

>>76615914
For us Laos does mean obsolete or antiquated

No one uses laon but it has alot of dif meaning

>>76616949
>on the middle they have corrupt af officials
you mean everywhere?

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Filps who to tell fictional stories just impress are just cringe

It really is part of our ghetto culture to tell fake stories it like an accomplishment.

Ex. Oh you think thats fuck up well mine Rape balh blah blah"

>>76617452
>If they don't have a permit then they are not allowed to stay there. It's best they go back or migrate to the provinces.
hukou much?

people keep forgetting that girls get just as curious about sex during the early teenage years.

I remember eating out a girl when we stayed in their house for a project once. it tasted bleh

>>76618643
Why?

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>>76616884
It now became intramuros

So much for Islam not spreading by the sword
Tho it just a small part

>>76616949
There are more commies and NPA and separatist in the south as well

>>76617001
This image is mostly associated with Cebu

>>76620301
Manila was very liit back in the days

>>76620161
And isn't it weird especially for this who are try hard flip/pol/s who are against degeneracy would be the first ones throw the country under the bus and would tell fuck up stories just to fit in.

>>76620439
No, not really

It was barely 10k people or so I read

>>76620564
>It was barely 10k people or so I read

So it was very liit then?

>>76620783
It was liiiiit af

>>76620564
Liit means small btw

Liwanag sa dilim is underrated. anyone else agree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvGYqdvZvYM

>>76621010
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdRXF1XkYU

>>76617515
You didn't kiss her

WTF

>>76621377
modern ones don't count

The word "Adobo" apparently came from the Spanish. damn it! even our (unofficial) national dish is foreign named.

>>76621994
>Even our national dish is foreign named
what do you mean sinigang is foreign-named?

>>76621994
zitto scimmia

>>76620161
>>76620523
So sad that these permavirgins will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside while being high of shabu. Enjoy wizardom, nerds.

i can't even upload 8mb in less than 5 minutes fuck this country

>>76622122
>>76622131
in silenzio animale

>>76622131
>Subscribe to entry level shit tier internet plans
>complain because its shit
Heh

>>76622054
sorry but that's not how you spell tinola

>>76622266
I thought it's sisig nowadays.

>>76620161
i will deflower you in no time
-unzip titi-

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>>76622534
Feel my wrath Mahal

T. Flipchan

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>>76622600

>>76621994
We have no official dish

>>76622122
All for a fake story for 4chan?

>>76622763
Hehe. Maybe...

>>76622730
your official dish was nasi lemak and ubi before the spanish came and convert you
i'm an expert pls beliebe me

>>76620182
where do you find girls like that?

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>>76622947
>nasi lemak

pfft It's almost british tier

I look down on tomato ketchup using peasants

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>>76623435

>>76623496
banana catsup?

>>76623496
cat, 'sup?

>>76615805
There was an old malay film that shows that we have the same practice, only with pregnant women

>>76617278
Just do it the way we used to, burn those shitty village down and relocate them somewhere with a fence around it.

>>76623149
Malay/Singaporean food is nice desu

>>76623149
Is adobo sweet or salty?

>>76624265
sour

>>76624265
It's pretty easy to make, try it.

also, it's sour salty sort of

>>76624265
Spicy if you cook it right

>>76616205
Jesus Christ I can imagine it being horribly un-optimized because of the amount of foliage.

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nice
adobo now malaysian oc
flippypenis dont steall
shoo shoo

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Nasi kebuli > Nasi uduk > Nasi lemak

>>76628096
your bontot into my titi

>>76628096
>nasi kebuli
eww, enjoy your kolesterol

Kencot

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On my way home. A pretty red head is with me right now. :3

>>76635975
thats weird
pretty sure she was sucking my d last week in malaysia
so fast coming home

>>76636196
After you stick it in a flip bumhole?

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When will the Luna prequel come out? Last I heard they are trying to find as many taco chicks for the mass rape scene or something.

I want some 1896-1898 kino, dem uniforms are really swag. Tacos getting annihilated are just a bonus.

Morning /ASEAN/, I've managed to greet her good morning but I still have no idea what to talk with her in school.

Malaysia traffic is so good. How can we compete?

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>>76639998
Of course its good since we are too poor to afford much vehicles.
Pic related is average Malaysian traffic.

>>76640481
Looks pretty comfy to drive there desu

>>76641147
Not really, everyone drives their harvesters up the road so the evenly spaced damage from the harvester threads makes the ride feels like a vibrator even in a SUV.

Why did you faggots let this general turned into an underage b& personal blog?

>>76642326
You got any better ideas to save /asean/?

>>76642350
Nuke it, let it die with honor rather than to life in a state of disgrace.

Or ask a female to show titties here, this way I'll stay and keep posting.

>>76641570
doesn't look as bad as the pineapple field i went the other day

>>76642422
or make ASEAN erp again

>>76642422
Show your titties and titit!!!

>>76642422
what honor you cunt
the flip politics?
all the fuckin muslims crying about kafirs?
mkl???

>>76639346
find out what her interests are
who she be with
what makes her smile
what numbers to dial

Fuck, I forget today is Friday.
Such a life of a neet.

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Tu was robbed

Have you been behaving?

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>yrw you are close enough to ask her to buy a burger while you play with your friends in the computer shop
I was just teasing when I asked her to do it, I got surprised when she did it, Good Afternoon /asean/

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Lmao

Where's everyone?

>>76644976
I made them into adobo and ate them

Is there any place in your countries where there's good nightlife and a really good beach in the same town?

I visited Thailand and then I did patong one week for nightlife and did more beach stuff the second week in other places.

>>76645130
Can't think any other place than Bali here.

What are some badass Indonesian native names?

>>76643583
It was, at least during the few months since it was created, before asshole tripfags came and /pinoy/ took over. And look at it now, which is why this general should die.

This is the state of our music videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeu7W-fTxmk

sad

Fucking chink cutting que in airport reeeeeeeee

>>76645508
explain this,Indonesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoBHxU2lO4E

and I thought our K-pop imitations were bad

>>76645434
Fuck off, we don' need more compeition to drink beer with tourist

>>76645630
Hehehe, they are now broke and confirmed on suicide watch.
Watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTf5_AcrJHA

>>76645481
Not an expert in native names but most of our names came from Sanskrit (especially the Javanese ones) and Arabic roots. For example, our sixth president, Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono (Javanese), roughly translates to "well behaved knight."

>>76645687
pfft cutesy girl bands? Don't you have anything like Aegis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtKCk7Y-6CQ

>>76645630
Man, am I in 2012? Those hoes have been disbanded.

>>76645687
Never heard of those bitch.

>>76645727
What's with Aegis?

>>76646094
a Filipina rock band. basically I'm asking if you have any all girl rock band.

>>76646317
None that i know of.

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>>76645727
wtf
i love philippines now

>>76646686
Opinion on this song malaysian and Indonesians?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzF-nh_fXKs

>>76645508
I miss malayqt

>>76645554
>>76645727
>>76647095
Bisayaball is also on a opm music hate rampage while promoting their abhorrent vispop

>>76647409
>Bisayaball is also on a opm music hate rampage while promoting their abhorrent vispop

Kim Chui ain't Visayan. what you talking about?

>Shitposting from Mom's Notebook.

>>76647409
>opm music hate rampage
Nah, I like OPM mostly. our MV just need a bit of work

>>76647799
Post pron here and nao!!!
You're mom will b&'d instead of you.

>>76648012
Mixing, edits, boosting, etc needs work too. I hate it when everything is 240p and when it sounds like it's been recorded in a garage...

>>76646686
Who is this SEAmen Demon?

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>>76644405
>all mixed girls
are SEA peoples fucked beyond help?

>>76648432
Maybe if we were a 1st world country....

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>tfw when we could have been richer/as rich as Indonesia right now if Marcos didn't happen.

>>76648687
"Natatandaan mo pa ba?"

>>76647652
The music not the artist

>>76648593
It doesn't require you to be in a first world country to have a good recording studio. Plus these flip "musicians" really need to take classes or hire someone expert in Audioteching. I remember American rock bands that sounded so raw at first but when they got into a record label, their edits became better. Though good mixing =/= always high quality. It's just proper.

To be honest, I have a knack for these sorts of things.
Only if I can split myself into different copies...
I'd honestly considered taking the path of being a musician before, especially a rock (probs OPM) musician. One part of me would be that person.
The other parts would make flip anime, the other part would change flip literature, the other part would be a writer, the other part would be in professional gaming, or even inherit and own lots of companies (my dad owns a lot), etc... There's so many positions I'd really want to be, but I can't. :(

>>76648687
I remember when Philippines was 2nd in economy in Asia...

Good times.

>>76648822
>anime
You mean guhigalaw?

>>76648895
>2nd
lel, we were still shit back then, everyone else was just worse off, we just didn't take advantage of the headstart.

>>76648915
More than that, I was planning on experimenting and exploring the limits of Filipino culture and literature. I don't really care what hybrid, abstract monster of a piece I make, I just want to expand on the Flip literature culture more. All that counts is that people understand what a person I trying to convey, and judge them based on how they interpret its meanings.

For example, you can say "Pumunta ka dito" in many different forms.
>Pumarito ka
>Rumito ka
>Masarito ka
>Halika
and more..

I plan to expand on how flips say words and what personalities lie behind them.

>>76648895
Ahh the Magsaysay era those were great
>>76648687
We don't have oil tho just sugar

>>76649017
>Rito
Is so spicish

>be Filipinas
>have a relatively good economy from 1900
>until everyone else crept up and took over
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Economy/GDP-per-capita-in-1900
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Economy/GDP-per-capita-in-1950
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Economy/GDP-per-capita-in-1973

lel, apparently even Colombia, and Peru took over since we're so bad.

>>76649071
no it isn't

>>76649071
So you want something like Dumine instead?
I too, like southern Tagalog a bit.

>>76649017
Me:Halika dito
Her: Ano?
Me: Halik ka dito

AAAYYYYYY!
ako si mr suave hoyhoyhoy hoyhoyhoy

anyway, Halika is already a pretty common word

>>76645687
>>76645630
Indon mimicking gook => chink

>>76649111
As long as it not spicish sounding

>>76649132
Yeah it would be good for casual stuff. But there is (and should be) a respect hierarchy. What you say is based or targeted on whom you're talking to.

I can't say
>Pumarito ka
to an elderly, because that would be a bit rude.

>Halika
would be something more frolicky.

>Masarito
is when there's a big gap like let's say, a king to a slave.

>Rumito
is the most casual one.

>>76649071
Kek especially the "to" part

So unessential really

>>76649231
You're trying to copy those Japanese respect words, aren't you?

I mean I would like to expand the average Filipino vocabulary but I ain't copying Japan's

>>76649272
>>76649272
Na'a... Aba'y eywan ko sayow, gustu mo yata'ye yang "ne" ang igameyt.

>>76649309
>Copying Japanese words
Far from it
Flips don't have words like Kisama, Omae. Anata or Onushi
Flips have a different respect system and I think it's time that you should know that. The current flip education system DOES NOT teach it.

I cry everytime :'(

>>76649331
>gustu
Cringe

>>76649048
>We don't have oil tho just sugar
Let's just steal Brunei from the Malaysians then

>>76649478
And spend more taxes on war than want we could get from it?

>>76649447
Na'no na gane'? Ano ga'ng tama sa kamo?

>>76649546
So you want it to become bisaya
Ayy lmao

>>76649447
He doesn't know the native word for that. Lel

>>76649627
Nais dapat

>>76649627
That's like Palawan, Marinduke or hard Mindoro Tagalog. Not really bisaya. You people wanted southern tagalog, I give you southern Tagalog :^)

(Though I really need practise...)

I don't know how to speak Bisaya, I only got that from me Tagalog relatives.

>>76649544
>And spend more taxes on war than want we could get from it?

1960's Malaysia ain't strong enough to do shit

>>76649546
For those that don't know:
>Na'no na gane?
[Na] ano na nga?

>Ano ga'ng tama sa kamo?
Ano ba[ga]ng tama sa wika mo (tingin mo)?

>>76649733
As well as we unless america joins in
>>76649627
Using too much apostrophes looks so spic as well

>>76649945
>Using too much apostrophes looks so spic as well
Well what do you want to use? Japanese characters instead? u weeb.

>>76649945
Even the delusional flipaussie can't fix it

>>76649627
It looks more close to illonggo really

>>76650026
Of course I can. Only when I have enough influence and flip literature awards. Otherwise I can't really do anything :/

>>76649945
stai zitto scimmia

>>76650063
Palawan and Mindoro is close to Negros.

>>76650026
Kek
With apostrophes he can :)

As if it needs fixing anyway he just wants it to sound more Japanese

>>76650104
>I'm broken but it's okay that I'm broken.
>Psshh... I don't need fixing at all, being broken is fine as it is.
>Yeah! Let's make Flips forget about their precious literature and culture. What a great idea!

(You)

NEW

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>>76650153

>>76650104
I wonder why Japanese is confusing and convoluted as fuck
Not to mention its not in Latin script

>>76650165
there there.