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HayTay Edition
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>>76610684
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my gf
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>>76610741
'mirin
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anime
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>>76610737
Good post
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K-on?

not a fan
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>>76610757
/fit/ is retarded
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>satoshi
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the cum hole
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why wont anyone hire me

I have work experience and I only got let go because of school
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>>76610829
the gf
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>>76610851
toilet
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Would u suck a dick for a million dollars
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Great edition
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>>76610882
I would suck dick for the experience.
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>>76610882
yes
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I had a job for a week, shan't be doing that again
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>>76610851

>Ironman suit: know how to repair but doesnt mean I have the means to
>ring: wtf would I need invisibility for
>monacle a shit
>mech: see ironman suit
>my keybopard already works fine
>why would I want to live longer than I already am
>gabe is fat and a greedy jew

questions: which Zelda? Can I sell asuka and keep best girl?
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I have stage 4 hodgkins lymphoma AMA
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>>76610923
Very sorry for you
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>>76610942
I'm actually happy I'm dying, I won't live to see the world turn into a mixed brown low iq Muslim inhabited hellscape that the globalism is creating
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>>76610923
Do you have any proofs?
>>76611000
Nice full house
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>>76611018
We aren't allowed to take pictures in the hospice facility I'm at
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>>76611042
This distinct lack of evidence is worrying, not sure I can continue this line of inquiry.
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>>76611063
They could kick me out if I do so you will have to believe me
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>100F forecasted by the end of next week

please no
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The gf
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It was 100 here last week and no one has AC
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>>76610882
Are you kidding? I'd pay anything to suck a dick
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>>76610684
i hate British people so fucking much
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>>76611257
That's a lie and you know it.
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>>76611280
no its not
the only ones i hate more are germans, but every human should hate germans for what they did to rome
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>>76611298
>but every human should hate germans for what they did to the jews*
ftfy
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USA will be majority Hispanic by 2050, how old will you guys be? I'll be 52.
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>>76611321
no, jews suck. (germans are worse tho)
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>>76611329
how many times has this been said? i remember when the number was 2000
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>>76611298
You mean culturally enrich the Empire? The Germanic refugees just brought their culture and way of life to the Romans while escaping wars. Just because most of them were male initially didn't cause problems, they found local wives and eventually brought their own women.
Those rapes and murders were isolated incidents not representative or German culture.
t. Iustitia Socii Milites
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I hate the "british people are ugly" meme
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>>76611340
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>>76610761
>ECIUJ

Hwat?
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business idea

ship clackmyass off to britain in a box, only we sink it in the atlantic ocean halfway through
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>>76611394
>Canada, Australia, New Zealand and America
>calling British people ugly
Always found this a bit odd
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business idea

kys
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>>76611404
>california
found the problem
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>>76611404
what's the problem with hispanics being well taught at your obviously top class public schools? don't you want educated immigrants?
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>>76611456
I don't want non European immigrants
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>>76611473
I do
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>>76611456
the problem is they dont learn
they just turn the whole place into a shithole
there are some good CHI neighborhoods, but only the ones that have been there for a long time
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>>76611484
I don't, non Europeans are subhuman
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>>76611473
>wanting europoors
would rather have mexicans t b h
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We should accept as many refugees as possible, and then just dump them all in the Central Valley and the Great Plains desu.
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>>76611530
Kill yourselves, the sqarthiest Greeks left nut is more white and civilized than the best uncle Tom spic
>>76611547
t. Obama
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>>76611562
Obama didn't accept enough refugees desu.
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>>76611581
Kill yourself 100% chance your a self hating white Aka nigger
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Canada has been a country for 150 fucking years.

what have we accomplished

absolutely nothing

burn this shithole to the ground
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>>76611603
kys
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>>76611637
>we
Ayy
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>>76611662
what?
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>Anno Dominni 2017
>not picking your nose
Whats your excuse?
>>76611648
No you kill yourself my suicidal white friends
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>>76611677
>ugly jew
>cares about whiteness
all memes aside, you should kys
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>>76611689
You wouldn't be a spic or a nigger would you? Who am I kidding you are a white guilt faggot who loves the fact that he will be a minority in his own country. Pic related is what you should do
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>>76611742
Please stop posting your face.
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>>76611742
brown people are disgusting
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>>76611772
Yes, cucks like >>76611689
Want more of them
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>>76611742
What made you decide to post your face so much my terrone anon?
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Why do adult americans dress like little kids?
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>>76611823
Americans have the minds of children.
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Pooping in the girls bathroom rn
>>76611823
Because its comfy
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>>76611794
Stop posting your face.
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>>76611806
Bordem, I'm a NEET with no friends
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Class got out early so its time to get trashed
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>>76611868
It just seems like one minute you are complaining about being italian, next thing you post your face 5 times a night... Perhaps you aim to become a famous meme?
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ILLINOIS CONFIRMED FOR POORFAG STATUS
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>>76611889
Yes
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>>76611929
Well then just make daily threads on /int/ and /pol/ saying something like "Am I white?" "Feels good to be white" and you'll be a meme in no time.
pic semi-related
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>>76611966
I'm white tho
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>>76611993
>italians
>white
See? The replies basically write themselves.
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Carpets on walls is aesthetic
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The USA was the lefts greatest weapon against the world, through the use of the USA it was able to export 3rd wave feminism, degenerate behavior, nigger culture, homosexuality, to all reaches of the world, with only a few places resisting but even then they will still succumb
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>>76612048
Futuristic design: Do Not Steal
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>>76612103
>the left
wew
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I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If we're gonna get nasty, baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
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Do you guys remember Caramelldansen?


>Dansa med oss
>Klappa era händer
>Gör som vi gör
>Ta några steg åt vänster
>Lyssna och lär
>Missa inte chansen
>Nu är vi här med
>Caramelldansen
>O-o-oa-oa
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Clack my ass is a pretty good poster.
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>>76612233
I could have sworn that shit was japanese

why is it now?
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*looks at you from across the room
Hey kid you lookin scared. How bout I show ya around? Maybe go on a little adventure?
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the gf (deceased)
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>>76612233
yes, im watching it now and feeling nostalgia overload while drunk

thanks
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>>76612233
yes
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>>76612245
*blushes*
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Name a greater combination than colt 45 and a brown paper bag
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How do we make this a part of North America?
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>>76612560
>empty
>empty
>empty
>Worlds most remote city
>empty
>empty
y tho
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>>76612560
RUH ROH

BUBADEEBUBADEEBUBADEE POOF
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>>76612560
Ask very politely.
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tfw no oregon qt...

how can I move to Bend, Oregon?
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getting lunch
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>>76613452
What's on today's menu?
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>>76613674
got a small kebab
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>>76613810
I hope it was authentic and not the anus shavings off the street.
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>>76613829
so do i my man
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Speaking of which.
https://archive.islamonline.net/?p=718
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>>76611904
Rude
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>>76612560
A FUCKING SCOOBY
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>>76612511
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need
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This website is not even moderately amusing anymore.

What's so bad about reddit? I haven't been but I hear it gives me a wide array of things to talk about with normies?
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Exam. Very important one. One hour and 30 minutes. My heart cannot be still.
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I failed every test I took in high school
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Shan't be discussing tests or exams. It's beneath me.
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What's your biggest worry in life?
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>>76610832
You're probably aiming too high or too low. Reevaluate your qualifications.
Are you even getting interviews?
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>>76616208
never getting a gf
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>>76610882
Sure.
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>>76616208
How bad the traffic will be when I'm driving to work to shitpost and do almost no real work.
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>>76616323
>>76616360
My biggest worry is I'll live long enough to see whites become a minority in the USA
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>>76616381
better have some kids then
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simple as posts are cancer
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Pretty much have to get trashed to make it through ome of my classes here
It's taught by some 90 y/o woman who just goes on and on about her spanish exes and was lecturing the guys in the class about foreplay yesterday
Today she was talking one of her exes and compared his dick to a horse penis and explained how big they were

Got a 40 and two shots during the class break and I survived barely
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>>76616406
>white
>educated
>financially stable
No.
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>>76616406
I hope to do just that
>>76616455
Start having babies
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>>76616455
what?
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>>76616463
>Start having babies
That sounded like a vargpost. Now it's definitely no.
>>76616476
I am the kind of person who pol says they want to be more reproductively active. I say fuck pol.
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Good morning my motherfucking gangster niggas
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onichan /kamu/chan
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>>76616558
useless
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>>76616558
Varg is a delusional snownigger
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>>76616582
Please reevaluate me. I need your approval.
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Should I fug a black hooker once I get back in the states? They're always significantly cheaper and I dont find them unattractive desu
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>>76616611
don't know why you responded to me in the first place telling me how great you are
fuck off peckerhea
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>>76616613
No you stupid coal burner
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Listening to the cure
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>>76616754
the who?
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>>76616771
No the cure, not a fan of dadrock tbqh
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>tfw
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>>76616832
India is a joke
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>>76612233
that isn't japanese?
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>>76616732
I want to have sex and I'm on a budget
What else can I do?
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>>76612560
>memebourne
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>>76616832
What this
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>>76616861
no
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Having a fun time baiting MENA
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I wish I could post in MENA
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one day, /cum/ will no longer exist as a general except in archives
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>>76617033
You can though
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>>76617183
I wish I WAS mena
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>>76617213
You are though
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Drinking a beer before work.
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>>76617486
good man
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>>76617235
I'm american
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>>76617052
Never
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>>76616915
Tried creating tokens for fun
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Oh btw
https://tradesatoshi.com/Exchange?market=4CHN_BTC
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my thoughts on kids

age 3-4: but don't understand much english at all
age 4-5: good listeners, easily disciplined
age 5-6: starting to get more active
age 6-7: active but controllable
age 7-8: same
age 8-9: starting to get disobedient
age 9-10: disobedient but its not too bad
age 10-11: can be assholes, very loud, don't listen
age 11-12: mouthy as fuck, do what they want, just nasty people--however, they can be reasoned with too
age 12-13: same but starting to improve attitude-wise
age 13-14: same as above
age 14-15: have stabilized and will be more respectful
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>>76617927
in retrospect, this mirrors my own experiences as a student

middle school was terrible
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Can any of you yankee doodles redpill me on Ann Arbor? Considering applying for an internship there but I don't want to dindu'd
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>>76618087
Come to overland Park kansas
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>>76618087
if you can actually afford to live in ann arbor and not ypsi you will never see a dindu in your entire time there, just a few blm protesters if there's another high profile black boi shooting somewhere in the US
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BABBAMEEDOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>76618415
Whats your end game?
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https://dentacoin.com
Laughing
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*sleeps sexily with a thong on*
>>
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>Latvia

Oh g-god no...
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>>76618193
What's special about it?
>>76618217
Doesn't sound too bad then. according to numbeo the cost of living is a lot cheaper (and salaries higher) than here
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Battery circuit board tin can
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But a pawn
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I fucking hate dunkin donuts get me out of here
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>>76616877
What made you so desperate lately?
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>>76619499
Birthday coming up I guess, would rather not make it to 22
Also figured if i cant get it in yurop then I cant anywhere
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>>76619548
life goes on it'll happen eventually. people here like to make a big deal about it and it really is not. your going to be the same person the next day anyway.
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>>76597995

>its still alive
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>you will never sack C*rthage
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Fucking hungry gents
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>>76620471
Oh fug...
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Fug me
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>>76620471
Gross
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>>76620865
No
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>>76619047
It's like Beverly hills but in the Midwest
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>>76621049
More gross

And a meme, how are you supposed to even eat it
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I wanted to buy Watch Dogs 2, I didn't buy it because the protagonist is a nigger and I don't want to incarnate a nigger. I bought Horizon Zero Dawn instead.
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>>76621180
Put your mouth around it like you would any old cock you pillow biting faggot
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I bought mass effect Andromeda
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おはようございます!
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How are you celebrating Canaday Day?
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>>76621394
*sighs* what the fuck is it now?
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>>76622798
my mom has cancer and my grandma is going to be living with me for a month and shes absolutely crazy
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おかあさん は デッド。
mom is dead.
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Who /Ant-man/ here?

No-anters BTFO once again
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>>76623014
what's the difference between antcoins and the other thousand memecoins?
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>>76622834
i'm sorry to hear that, anon.
Is it operable?
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>>76623080
Don't know, found out yesterday
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>>76611257
Why me m8?
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>>76623040
It's China's Ethereum(china is the biggest player in the crypto market) and it's been shown there on live television and has an actual roadmap to work with chinese companies
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Don't trust the weebs and danes.

They want to overthrow gook moot
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>>76619765
Its just a goal of mine mi amigo
Pretty much of a sign of my turbo autism that I'd like to get over
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>>76623855
Having had sex once and it having been with a hooker is a bigger sign of the old tism than being a virgin because it shows how much value you place on whether or not you've fucked.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i really should just make my own tea
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>go to bed at 9 AM yesterday
>woke up at 2 PM
>went to sleep 10 hours later
Ah yes, NEET life.
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not one good post made while I was asleep
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>>76623903
What can I say #yolo my dude

I'm well aware its the most overrated normie meme but its on my 2017 to-do list along with a bunch of other shit including leaving the cuntry (done)

Also I'm kinda scared of females so a hooker would probably help me get over that a bit. Havent even touched one at all til last nignt discounting one time when I was like 12
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>>76624057
I didn't say sex is overrated, just that people put too much value in not being a virgin.
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>including leaving the country (done)
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>>76624046
And now that you're here, the average quality is going to go down.
Also tell me what college you go to.
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>>76624158

why are you so hellbent on knowing
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>>76624236
I just wanna know.
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>>76624045
Sleep is good at least. I got 4 hours last night, woke up at 2 AM. Awake for around 30 hours before that. My sleep schedule has been bouncing all over the place, my accumulated sleep debt is probably 1 week by now.
I have big bags under my eyes and I look like a piece of shit.
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>>76610684
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>>76624392
Eyyyy puto, can you give us a lift?
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I was supposed to catch shadow Morty at low health but I defeated him.kill me
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>>76624057
You aren't a Spaniard? Where are you from then?
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>>76624483
nah those puss probably stink
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1zJearXAlk
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WHY THE FRICK DO GIRLS SMELL GOOD?
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I am not circumcised
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It was even scissor type. Just the one I wanted
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>tfw no gf
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WHY THE FRICK DO DANISH PEOPLE NOT SHUT UP
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>>76624765
to lure men into their trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IM THE ANT MAN
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>>76624815
He's not danish
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Highly intellectual question: if females fall for males because of male perfume and males fall for females because of female perfume then why don't males use female perfume and females use male perfume
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>>76624895
what for?
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>>76624815
He's a leaf.
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I love girls.
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>>76624978
>>76624863
Stop ruining the meme
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>>76624895
Men don't wear perfume they were cologne or however you spell it
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how do i not fall for the girl trap when they smell nice and are cute?
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>>76625054
Remove your benis
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>>76625004
>the meme
Kys
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>>76624965
To feel good without meeting another human
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>>76625054
cut off your balls
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>>76625054
You go gay bro
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>>76625113
Was looking for this
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>>76625004
kys retard
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someone give me 15 steam bucks
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>>76625184
sent (:
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>>76625113
>>76625178
I don't listen to liberal states
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Got a ban message that expired in February. Jio was a mistake
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>>76625184
I have steem $
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I was too nervous to ask the pizza delivery girl for my change
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>>76625051
Stop posting this cat
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i'm keeping the change, cananon..
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BEHIND YOU
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>>76625360
I usually let the delivery keep the change as part of their tip desu
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*kicks "denmark" in the nads*
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>>76625656
Leaf*
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Do attractive homeless women exist?
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>>76625588
Cuck
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OUCH
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so this is the power of the confederacy...
>>
Hayley
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>>76625917
Whats wrong with him?
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>>76625963
nothing
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>>76625917
Why he got small dick
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>>76626145
that is not a small dick
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>>76625917
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>>76626145
do you think when blood flows into the penis that it stays the same size?
fuckin' retard
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>>76626192
Yes
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>>76625917
where did you get that pic of me?
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>>76625917
baptists get circumcized as well? wtf
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>>76626245
Of course. All of God's chosen people get circumcised
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glad i never shaved my penis trail, it's a nice touch.
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>>76626311
Bost
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>>76610741
>my gf
*bf
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What a teeny tiny little wang you got there mr. redneck
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just got a filtered (you)
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>he doesn't know about Captain Newfoundland
shaking
my
head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXorHlegVM
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>>76625131
why are fruits so sexy
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Im not a whore but a 20 is a 20
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>>76626535
>Im not a whore
bullshit
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>Im not a whore
>posts asuka
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need to bang a girl in an asuka outfit asap.

never have seen the show.
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not gonna lie, probably one of the best ideas of the century
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need to bang a guy in a jotaro outfit asap

never read the manga
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>>76626894
my dicks about that big but a bit less thick desu.

respect
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why aren't there any trans holocaust survivors?
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>>76626894
Why is his dick brown?
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>comparing penis sizes
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>>76626948
A-are you an Asian male?
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>>76626948
Lmao your dick is smaller than a chinklet, might as well off yourself
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I'm a holocaust survivor
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>>76627015
t. Small dick white boi
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>>76627008
no... im white...
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>>76627053
are you alaska tranny?
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>>76627062
This post won't compensate for your micropenis
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>>76627079
O-oh, well do you know any cute big dick Asians?
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>leafs
>white
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Anime posters are all non white
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now that i think about it my dick is pretty big and im 6'1''. im going to be a good sex partner for some 5' asian if i don't cum instantly.
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>>76627188
>>76627188
>>76627188
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>>76627089
No, but I can be if you got the money.
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>>76626894
They can't compete with anyone, not even Jamal and he's really small for what I usually take in
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>>76627190

I post anime and Im 100% white
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>I post anime and Im 100% white
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>>76627210
god that gif is hot
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>>76627203
>Autistic Dane making threads early again
Real new here
>>76627402
>>76627402
>>76627402
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