/brit/

first for america

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Beb

alrigh

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rate the fit

what's the most humorous thing to ever happen on /brit/ to this date?

babestation

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chek em

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Now that May's finished, who's gonna lead the Tories?

>>76603040
your face

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>>76603040

>>76603040
pooey lynx lad probably

never laughed at anything like i did at that

or the failed pub meet

>>76603045
Fucking consider the banishment extended to the rest of int and not just brit

>>76603074
>pooey lynx lad

explain

>>76603040
Paki poo

how do i get a hold of small independent films that have no torrents anywhere/place to buy online
i even have private tracker access but often only a standard def rip is available

>>76603040
the meetup

>>76603040

Craven

Newmongs out

reminder to brush your teeth you grotty animals

a tooth implant costs £9000

>>76603074
>or the failed pub meet
shit i remember that

cant believe that was 3.5 years ago

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Barb Pav

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>>76603067

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>>76603090
someone will have the image or copypasta explaining it, I don't though

image unrelated

the autists on /g/ literally use MP3 players

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>18 million people born in India alone each year
>literally a decent sized European country
>every fucking year
>that's not even counting Pakistan, the Middle East and Africa

But we should let them all in lads, eventually they'll stop coming.

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>>76603079

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>>76603067
it's BoJo time

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Barbra Pavlin

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>>76603125
going to marry her to be honest with you

>>76603114
tfw brush twice a day for years but teeth are permanently stained because parents didnt enforce proper tooth hygiene when i was growing up

>>76603040
dirty floor lad

OOOOOOOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN

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check em (again)

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'Skee bop bop bop ah skeeby de beedy bop'

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Barbara

The aeroplane flies high, turns left looks right

>>76603067
Really hope it's Daniel Hannan

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baps

>>76602994

That's not comfy at all that's scary as shit

>>76603161
tell her to join babestation

>>76603161
I think i'm pavlov conditioned to not be attracted to girls like this just because they are so far out of my leauge

like I can appreciate her beauty, but it does nothing for my willy

not actually ugly either

OGGY OGGY OGGY

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Succumbing to pavlin

You signing on bruv

my ex looked like barbara palvin (facewise anyway, better body than barbara)

she got fat after we broke up though

shame really

>>76603114
fuck that travel to a third world country to get it done for pennies in comparison

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>>76603206
she's only human lad

Fattys should be rounded up into camps

>>76603161
obese in the thighs

>>76603146
they won't until their religion is stamped out and birth control encouraged, along with general economic growth

>>76603229
10/10s dont get fat. if your ex was as pretty as you claim she would have killed herself because she lost the only thing that validated her (her looks)

muslims should be herded off cliffs

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Keep talking about barb

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decided I couldn't be fucked going to work
spent the day drinking, smoking, and drugging like an absolute degen

>>76603228
brehv, manz has been on for bare time, innit

>>76603268
kikes first

>>76603145
What's wrong with MP3 players?

Babestation

>>76603146
Sounds good love a good curry me haha

>>76603114
Thought that was all free there

>>76603247
>imagining her taking a big stinky shit then weeing all over it

>>76603024
>>76603125
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>>76603273
canthal tilt is a little too positive for, thanx

>>76603261
>only 10/10s get looks-based validation

even a literal 0 can get tons of attention just because they're female
maybe not from chad but they still draw in betas like yourself

>>76603285
it's not 2004 anymore and looks autistic and is pointless and inefficient

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>tfw you started the babs posting gimmick now everyone is doing it

Signed Rob Holding on footy manager
Great player

>>76603040
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75381760/#75383884

>>76603308
>maybe not from chad but they still draw in betas like yourself

your story is a falsehood. you never had a model gf. go fuck yourself retard

>>76603313
Did you also used to make the threads

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are all Spanish women look like horses or is it a specific region?

>>76603261
she's too stupid to kill herself and her parents are well off enough to where she'll never have to work she'll just live with them forever

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>>76603040

>>76603040
anyone remember that Jersey jihadi

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'skap bap bibbidy dee, skeep skop skop kadop'

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>inefficient

>>76603040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p04atJqQS4k

>>76603363
yeah, king of the runts that one

>>76603311
Ahh yes the normie retard is only worried about buying the latest useless gadgets on the off chance the other vapid normdroids will notice them

Fuck off, you don't belong here. Bet you've got a fucking iPhone you wanker

>>76603339
Still do, m8

>>76600884
>>76600884
>>76600884

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anime

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no one last the age of 18 watches babestation unironically right????

>god is good
>god is all powerful
>human suffering beyond imagination occurs on a frequent basis all over the planet

>>76603398
bit autistic

>>76603398
kek are they thinly veiled barb threads or serious posts

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>>76603378
how have I not seen this before
utterly creasing
thailad is such a lad

first post in 2 weeks


which new memes did i miss

>>76603433
Is that sersha

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'barp skabba da barp, beep boop bap da bap'

>>76603433
very VERY important people

>>76603454
asking people if they are 12 or 13 years old

leftypol invasions have magically ended

>>76602994
own a tent just like that
(it's a bell tent)

need a girl's bum to chew on and cuddle

>>76603433
who mutilated her arm?

official tier list
eastern european women > asian > latina > desi > white >> black

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the bf

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>>76603475
wrong

>>76603475
Still here you ugly rorke bastard

>>76603470
what kind of retarded post is this? are you 12 or 13 years old?


(like this??)

>>76603436
>>76603440
It started by accident, but it really annoyed some Filipino and Lithuanian cocksnoggers, so it's kind deliberate now even though the topic for debate is genuine.

>>76603290
good lad

>>76603482
fuck off

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>applying to transfer at uni
>they give you a big box for a personal statement
>can only fill it about half way
>know they'll catch on to me being a brainlet if i nudge up the font size

>cocksnoggers

lol

>>76603090
some guy was coerced into shoving a deodorant can up his arse by a girl who went on to tell everyone at his school and he got the nickname pooey lynx lad

absolute bullshit but still funny

>>76603498
he killed himsefl

How do I stop being so easily influenced by advertising lads?

Every time I see an advert for come the next day I go and get some coke

Every time I see an advert for McDonald's I get some the next day

Whenever I see a gambling advert I normally end up putting a random bet on

>>76603518
>>76603518
#3 thinking no one is noticing her try that hard to push her tits out

howling at these normie plebs

>>76603507
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

is the exact form

>>76603531
compare your educational journey to playing a sport, they love that

>>76603555
idk just dont be an impressionable runt all your life

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>>76603553
I can't believe that

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the pale 'fus

>>76603507
No the exact phrase is

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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doing a cry

>>76603553
proofs

having a chucle

>>76603589
whos da one on da right

>>76603278
>moved to new city
>want to smoke a joint
>no idea where to find any

i just want to have a degenerate saturday smoking a joint in the park :(

>>76603424
>ergo some forms of human suffering are good

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>>76603612
mate this is absolutely shameful that bitch is a busted slag

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'cheebidy deebidy bop pop'

>>76603594
>>76603561
hm

interesting

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>call a call centre
>geordie accent

why is this so prevalent

>>76603618
just go for a stroll around a poor/busy area until someone tries to sell you weed

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>>76603589
good lad
>>76603482
utter state of you

haha lads just did a poo desu rubbed my willy in the poo and painted kev on the wall with my poo using my willy as a paintbrush then I did cummies all over the poo and rolled around in it and made a poo angel on the floor also my willy was hard while doing all of this haha lads what am I like GRIM dire state of you mate absolute state of my willy poo kev masterpiece more like lads lads lads did a POO hhaha are tim ARE TIM look at tim all sweaty and mentally ill hahah what a character lads rasheed nonce post slag timers desu lads

>>76603614
communism kills

>>76603612
>wouldn't do the cutest one

>>76603612
Cheerleader effect, all pretty average

>>76603612
bender

>>76603612
>>76603639

ah fuck i accidentally circled white bikini girl as red

shes the hottest one

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>>76603643
>>76603335

>>76603659
haha

>>76603659
Bet you thought this was funny

Tragic

>>76603677
innit
was thinking what a madman

>>76603652
black women, especially mixed, are just so obnoxious looking, like even before you talk to them you can just imagine them saying some dumb shit that nobody gives a flying fuck about and then acting like they're in control of everything.

>>76603691
haha yes mate it is tragic and dire and grim, absolute state of me

>>76603659
is this an AI working off a word cloud from /brit/?

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>>76603704
Wrong on all accounts

>>76603612
just realized i circled the question mark girls tit as red

really messed up my post, fuck

probably going to delete it

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'baddap bee, boddop bo, shibbidy bibbidy bo po'

Why are Irishmen unapologetic weebs?

Poo

>worshipping a dead kike on a stick

for what purpose?

Never been affected by advertising

Never try anything new

Just buy whatevers cheapest or what I already know

Do British grills like Russians?

>>76603723
that picture literally proves my point lad, her hair smells like armpit and her face looks like a fucking honeybun

>>76603040
meet up and pooey lynx lad for sure

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hench

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Legend

>>76603764
sure

does anyone have the gif of the monkey wearing a shirt and trousers grinning and flapping his gums

>>76603759
>worshipping a frog that speaks to you through digits

>>76603777
fucked it by forgetting the s on the end of dream

>>76603774

The one on the right is a literal fucking man
You cannot convince me otherwise, she's at least in transition

>>76603793
I'm pagan

>>76603646
this.

it's like they rused the fuck out of all of us after everyone constantly complained about call centers being based in india. they're forced to bring them back to the UK to appease customers, so they pick the the most outer planetary moonspeaking region of the UK just to spite us. That's my theory anyway

>>76603800
probably just a swimmer

ah yes construction/engineering works at 1am

>2017
>people still fall for viral marketing
it's absolutely fucking phenomenal, you think Lyft really gives a shit about minorities who don't use their product? How can it, it's a fucking "entity"

>>76603040
Pooey lynx lad, Jersey Sheikh getting the letter in prison and the meet-up.

>>76603774
Hate when girls (and it only seems to be girls) have the nose of the girl on the right, the weird little bit at the bottom

Any babestation man in

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do you find this attractive? I do

>>76603764
дa, тoвapищ
oни oчeнь лyбят нac

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'skibby dibby deep, bop ba dap bo, bop ba dap bo'

RIP sershlad. little twink bastard

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>I'm pagan

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>>76603646
cos it's a friendly accent
same with Wales and Scotland

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>he doesn't live in the aesthetic USA

>>76603838
Do you mean the left

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>>76603723
she accepted my follow request

>>76603841
she probably looks better in person

>>76603646
They're the Indians of England. They're like rats desu

>>76603841
Sure

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498603266953.webm

wish poppy didn't get old

>>76603774
corr, the pussy on the girl on the right

>>76603860
actually indians are the indians of england

>Stefanie Joosten is 28
wtf

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>>76603870
>oh yeah, I'm gonna pee

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Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

I don't think anyone is. People raised in the parent's generation aren't knowledgeable of just how much virtual escapism can cripple a person predisposed to introversion by acne and class and whatnot. There simply isn't anything that can be done by this point. The NEET is irreversibly adapted to that lifestyle as underground fish lose the ability to see. The mother's approach is coddling; the father's approach is too cold turkey and too late.

NEETs of his caliber are a new phenomenon, and real unknown here is what will happen to such a large and similarly alienated group of youths in ten to fifty years.

drunk runts outside on a THURSDAY

>>76603856
kek you little legend tempted to send one now

>>76603854
>>76603856
Do vocaroos

Need to understand what kind of yanks I'm dealing with here

>>76603855
Sorry yeah

>>76603854
Is that where The Goonies live?

>>76603871
>pussy

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Putting my useless skills to good use

>>76603870
eating me dinner mate

Why can't successful people have the good grace to be ugly and old

Hate young and attractive successful people

>>76603871
""""""girl"""""

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>>76603888
would love to be a househusband
bet it's comfy

>>76603895
Parents fault for raising a runtoid

oh
jeremy corbyn

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*civilly enters thread*

>>76603914
Good lad

>>76603850
>that sunagakure headband on his hand

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'dee dum bum bum da badum bo'

>>76603895
Society is in the wrong ngl

Literally impossible to be a good parent nowadays, it's basically just damage control. Either your kid is a normie taking drugs and getting having kids in their teens, or they're an abnormie virgin.

Pick your poison.

>>76603895
NEET's fault for lacking any agency for himself and wanting to leach off his parents forever

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>>76603894
>that 'mmmm' sound she makes the instant it starts coming out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk
quite wish more people were like this.
this sort of scripted conversation needs to be abolished by any means possible. obviously the guy on the end of the line is just a cog in a machine, but it has to end somehow.

>>76603378
Waitrose lad was so good

>>76603839
here
https://www.t-51.com/lori-buckby-2017-06-26/

>>76603895
>he's in his room
>he's become feral
make your mind up daddy

what's the back story on this runt?

>>76603895
BELLOWING
SCREECHING
YELPING
HOWLING

just self harmed for the first time

burned my middle finger with a cigarette. felt quite good actually

>>76603923
Lots of ugly or generally loserly people I know avoid self-improvement and working at success by being somehow aware of falling for sunk-cost fallacy through the unorganized, pessimistic thoughts in their head.

>>76603896
It's wednesday mate

(dont give me this 1am bollocks, it's wednesday until you wake up)

>>76603977
Grim

>>76603914
>he's putting his 30 grand computer design skills to use

memorial to sershlad when?

post pics so we can make a collage

https://vid.me/B6ua made me think

things i wish i had:

>a 2 to 4 berth boat
>a mobile catering business
>a small plot of land or at least a place with a really large garden
>a large friendly dog
>a like minded gf
>a really big fridge freezer combo that is plumbed in, dispenses cold water, ice cubes, and crushed ice

how about you?

>>76603895
His dad is a fucking idiot in his handling of the situation

big up all the libdem

>>76604064
Great technique

>>76604112
lib dems are a fucking joke

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>>76604088

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'breeeee boddoooo beeeee, la la la la laaaa'

>>76604117
you're a fucking joke

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next runt I see is getting heemed

>>76603895
Is Lois laughing or crying?

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>>76604064

Absolutely howling at the fact that provincials come on fucking holiday to London LOL

>>76604119
i'm not a deano im a neet

>>76604155
So you're gonna heem yourself?

>>76604109
he is the only respectable one in this situation

i'm the scat man
skibi dibi dib yo da dub dub

big up the neet mandem

>>76604156
he's clearly sobbing

quite heartbreaking really

>>76603999
It's an infamous /r9k/ audio. I don't know.

>>76603964
I think that a great deal of people are actually predisposed to being some species of loser and, regardless of parenting, it's the current state of the environment around them which controls just how many of these losers manifest. NEET Louie might have been some normie working-class wagie in the 50s, but today there is little low effort employment to rely on and more means to escape necessary discomfort. We're only going to see more NEETs. It's going to get worse lads.

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IMAGINE

>>76604088
>>a 2 to 4 berth boat
>>a mobile catering business
T-t-tell me you're a bi girl open to the idea of a guy because we have very similar wishes

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>>76604219
FOY

need a sex wee but don't want to do it alone :(

got loads of shit in my nappy

>>76604229
i'll be whatever you want me to be if you have the startup funds

>>76604190
His dad dealt with it by mimicing the mum and being a fucking idiot, but also I understand where everyone in that family is coming from in this specific audio.

>>76604216
Yeah I heard it after, but then I was like fuck him he's probably white

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>>76604196
Dup da dup doo, dup da dup doo,

Love yanks
Hate Brits

Simple as

>>76604251
Dammit, that means you're a guy....or at best a tranny

*lets out a silent but smelly fart in the middle of /brit/*

>>76604109
I'm witness to a situation like this first hand, though its source is less pathetic and more criminal. I can almost guarantee that the dad has tried the "right" handling of the situation a million times. In this video he's exhausted everything but flat out bullying his son.

>>76604216
not heartbreaking when you know he's a fat detriment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c86zfeLMr4o

>>76604282
What did your dad say to you?

love yanks and love brits

>>76604282
phwoar mate did you just fart?!?

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>>76604279

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>>76604305
me on the left :3

>>76604309
snitches get stitches

*batters the /brit/ door attendant*

Updates on are tim?

>>76604344
still a nutcase

>>76604344
mental

so lads im literally part psychic


ill give you guys the big enchilada. within the next 10-15 years china will be the first to really crack into a super advanced AI system and will quickly develop highly intelligent weaponized cybernetic organisms thats programmed by the chinese government to basically take over the planet by force, thing is, it turns on china first because the machine reasons that the chinese would be the hardest ones to stop and the system was already in china. it also hacked into most of chinas infasructure both on earth and off-planet (thats a story for another day though 2bqh).

they will have a very bloody war with the machines where literally hundreds of millions die within the first year of the war. they do eventually lose their war but put up a surprisingly good fight. thing is, the US had a black project for cybernetic warfare too and already had a good defense system that could contain the machines, a large net of literally tens of billions of drones with laserized EMP to create a highly mobile and very vast forcefield around anywhere the machines try to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

Is Jack Louis' little brother?

just killed a moth
get fucked motho

>>76604369
screaming was about to link this

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/brit/ is the only friend I have

Posting on /brit/ while the Managing Director is literally on the computer next to mine

What am I like?

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'Scom ba dum bo da bom ooooooooo dom, skadda bom aaaaaaaaa da dum dooooooooooo, beep ba dom da doooooo'

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>>76604364
dont care

>>76604369
>GET FUCKED WAYNE

LOL wayne married into a shitstorm of a family and regrets it every day

>>76604369
>I'll show this to the 5-naughts
HOWLING

>just ignore him
>GET FUCKED DAD
>dad?

>he literally REEEs

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*pours you a pint*

oh my god. is das boot really 3 and half hours long? i've read literal books in less time

>>76604382
woooahhhh thats an amazing collection

>>76604416
this is the future socialists want

>>76604426
the real version is 6 hours long mate

>>76604416
workers tent? he's just like us lads. he like one of da people who be mingg coal jus like us lads. he not fraid ta get 'is suit dirty

>>76604382
>bacardi

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>the real version is 6 hours long mate

>>76604444
*spends 30 years in parliament doing fuck all*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A

>fat autist tells his dad he's a brony

>>76604426
>tfw you can plough through like 2-300 pages in an hour but then you always get bored and take a month to do the next 2-300 to the end.

>>76604444
you'd never see wobbly may let alone someone like drumpf pouring pints for their constituents

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doing a think

>>76604463
whatever mate?

NEW

>>76604489
>>76604489

>>76604369
What are the five naughts?

>>76604470
IT'S CALLED CLOPPING ;-;

Like the gf, but also want to try sex with other women

What do I do?

>>76604480
>my life

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stop posting videos that I have no intention of watching

>>76603378
i couldn't make through a minute of this before it was too unbearable to listen to

maximum cringe, funny though

>>76604470
kek the dads reaction

da fuck is that
thats really gay
are you gay?