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Sara

noshing on some clappit manch an some wee battles o watter

have a 6 inch penis which condom do I buy

what type of pastry should I get for brekkie tommorrow?

lads in a dilemma

>have a friend abroad
>they say i can visit them and we can go to a musical festiavl together over there
>i say cool buy me tickets
>they buy it me and send to it to me
>they say 1 months before im meant to arrive that I can't stay with them
>basically puts a hole in my plan so i had to shorten my trip and missed the festival
>Tell them then to sell the ticket (the ticket was resellable and there was like 2 months before the festival was starting)
>they said ok

....few months pass

>they're asking me for money for the ticket

should i pay them? or not??

Never even knew there was such thing as a "small" sized condom

Be honest on an anonymous website lads, how many of you require small condoms? I'm guessing it's 5 inches or under

babestation

>>76599952
Pan Au Chocolate

>>76599945
Depends how thick it is

they roll out to any length

#coyg

>>76599945
children's

Business idea: type in a regional dialect and then pretend it's a minority language and get money off the government to preserve it

this other swede is a normie deano

>>76599965
it's not the length it's the thickness

if it's not tight enough around you dick it will just slip right off

I'd say anything under 5 inches in girth would need a smaller size

>>76599965
I'm 6+ but i prefer smaller condoms because i've got a bit of a pencil dick and other johnnies sort of come off after sex.

that said i just fuck raw most of the time. tend to lose my 'rection when a girl asks me to put on a johhny.

>>76599965
the average dick size is actually 4.7inches

>>76599991
you'd know nonce bastard

My heart is yearning
But Paris is burning
Paris is burning all night long
My heart is dreaming
But Paris is screaming
Paris is screaming all night long

if you've got a small dick then show it then I'll show my huge one and you can worship it

>>76599965
Small condoms are more for pencil dicks than short dicks lad

>people who go to bed at like 01:00 with work the next day

how

>>76600036
Why can't you just show your big dick now

>>76600017
nice knoblet propaganda

>>76599627
You can get free condoms from your GP or local STI clinic

But as long as you arent hardup for cash I really recommend buying a variety of brands and sizes - the difference between a wellfitting condom and a just 'okay' one is enormous.

Buy 2-3 brands in a couple of different sizes and try em out next time you wank
it will help you get used to how to put them on and how they feel as well

>>76600017
maybe if you're averaging it out with little chinese willies but the average size in britain is between 5.5-6 inches

>>76600049
being sleep deprived.

>>76599893
>>76599962

No, you asked them to sell the ticket because they made your plans impossible to go through
They're cheeky for asking for the money

>>76599962
Your friend fucked you. Now it's your turn to do the fucking

Niggerpaki

>>76599962
Why can't you stay with them now?

>>76600017
tiny brit willies

>>76600049
I go to bed at like 3am with work the next day

>talking about willies

bit gay this thread

>>76600049
alarm clock mate

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>tfw you will never deflower Sara on her bat mitzvah
>tfw you will never have two intelligent, shekel-amassing children with Sara
>tfw you will never return to the motherland, Yisrael, with Sara, and make her wear sunhats and veils to protect her pale judeo-scottish skin from the scorching Jerusalem sun
>tfw you will never sneak into Gaza with Sara, redpilling her of the animosity of muslims and the superiority of Jews such as herself
>tfw you will never found a communist kibbutz with Sara, procreating bountily to populate a whole autonomous society based on equality and compassion
>tfw you will never lose Sara in a crowd of tacky Russian Jews, only to find her in a dark, cool alleyway, raped and murdered by a Palestinian as the cackle of tourists fill your ears

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>>76599965
>tfw i got free condoms handed out by some std thing at uni and decided to have a wank with one just to see what it was like but then found the condom was too small for my dick
>tfw i tore my inflatable lovedoll trying to get my dick to fit in it's undersized hole
absolute bullshit this is

>>76600017
You are deluded mate

Average for a white male is closer to 6

if you've ever put on a condom and noticed it's not skin tight to your dick at any place you need a smaller size

>>76599962
anyone?

>>76600066
>the difference between a wellfitting condom and a just 'okay' one is enormous.

this
once i found out i need magnums i stopped hating wearing condoms

My car burnin', my weed burnin'
My bitch so bad, you touch her once
She burn you
So much money I burn it
So much money I burn it
So much money I burn it
So much money I burn it

>>76600059
I mean, I could, but I don't want to put anyone off

my willy grows to just under 6" which is fine but floppy it looks like a cocktail sausage
very embarrassing

>>76599962
no, obviously. you asked them to buy it BECAUSE they said you could stay with them

>>76600066
Thanks a lot m8, I'll check out the faraway Tesco super though, don't know where any clinics are

Only problem I've had with condoms is those durex featherlites or whatever

Could not get it on, every other one seems OK

7x5.5

lads there are fucking catepillars in my bedframe or something

>>76600085
>>76600087
this is my inclination.
>>76600088
what?

>>76600136
>just under 6"
>fine

the state of modern "men"

wish my cock was a bit more girthy 2bh

size means nothing if it doesn't even touch the sides

>having less than 6inches
wew

>>76600049
i take a 2 hour nap when i get home
get back from th' toil at 5:30, eat my dindin, then nap from 6-8pm

very pleasant

>>76600067
>>76600091
>>76600111
Going to drop some truth bombs you probably wont believe

The average size is 5.1 inches according to all modern studies
There is no significant difference in the average across ethnicities or nationalities.

All the studies citing it as being 6+ inches or saying nigs have larger dicks are based on the research of this one now-discredited scientist form the 80s who applied manual biases to the data to fit his weird racist ideas

The BBC is a meme.

>>76600150
>what?

>they say 1 months before im meant to arrive that I can't stay with them
>basically puts a hole in my plan so i had to shorten my trip and missed the festival

Why?

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So is it basically confirmed that (((they))) rig YouTube trending section?

>>76600166
JEALOUS

TINY

BRIT

BOIS

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>>76600119
I have to wear pic related because it's actually painful to put smaller condoms on
I still don't believe it and think I'm in some Truman Show type thing
The only girl I have slept with has also said I'm the second longest and by far the most girth she's ever had

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>have small penis humiliation fetish
>god gave me an average-to-large size penis

>>76600147
woodworm you runt

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anime

>>76600139
Try Ann Summers, theyll have a better selection
less embarassing too
>>76600184
Dont even have a small dick
just curious cause im gay

>>76600152
gets the job done

>>76600166
Bullshit

That means half the population have a dick under 5 inches and that simply can't be true

got a 5.4 inch willy and I aint afraid to say it

>>76600188
Stop bragging you giant-dicked bastard

>>76600166
everyone knows BBC is a meme

the only time you see BBCs are in porn and all the white porn actors are exactly tiny are they

must be hard on average black blokes with 5 inch willies who always get a sigh of disappointment on dropping their kecks

>>76600175
so i was going to stay in one city in a hotel for a while then go stay with them until the festival and then go down with them before going home.

so basically they said i couldn't stay with them (after initially saying i could), so i said well then i can't go to the festival.

so i shortened my trip to just the segment of visiting that city.

amerigan here, AMA :DDD

>>76600188

Size? x

>>76599932
sara looks like a stalinist commissar there

>>76600256
when will you be leaving

>not having a foreskin
oh dear oh dear

>>76600254
>so basically they said i couldn't stay with them (after initially saying i could)

Yes, I understand. But why did they say this?

a japanese guy once spent hours telling me how white girls are racist and imagine he must have a tiny cock
didn't stop him taking home a new girl every single week

How my ptoject with the Spanish autist girl went

>Three of us go into room to do group project
>One small and one large sub-project
>I suggest we divide up so two people do the larger project and one person does the smaller one
>Our colleague (her friend out of work, as well) suggests she does the small one and we can work together
>She winks at me and she has a laugh and the Spanish goes red as a beetroot
>We go into the other room to discuss/start on sub-project
>Flirting away
>Getting on fucking great, touching arms and all the tell tale signs etc
>after about 25 mins of pure flirting and shit
>okayletsstart.exe
>Turns out we do not work well together, incredibly frustrating, spend the whole day together annoying each other
>She babbles on and misses the point continually
>She seems to think I don't understand what the manager wants
>I do, she's just making it waaaay more complicated than it needs to be/overthinking it
>Colleague comes in to see how we're doing
>You can feel the tension in the room because of how badly we work together
>Make very little progress
>Passive aggressiveness from her the whole time when I give my opinion

WHEW this did not work out how I wanted.

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>>76600215

you NEED to put your girth size with your length from now on

length means nothing

even if it's a 10 inch pencil if will feel shit for a girl

>>76600256
urm sorry we're talking about willies right now x

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How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?

Almost at the half way stage

ur willy is rubbish

imagine having a 5" penis

>>76600267
but I just got here

>>76600195
nah they're striped and thinner

>>76600229
post your own dick

>>76600229
east asians innit

>>76600229
it is true
all the surveys state so

and it make sense - nobody with a small dick is going to spam pictures of it the same way wellendowed chaps do, so you only ever see the big ones

>>76600276
¿eres un coño o que?

>>76600283
that's what he is supposed to be doing

>>76600276
Sounds like you're not a very good team player anon

>>76600260
never measured it

There's no way dicks are commonly as small as 5 inches

>>76600216
Thanks, now I need to figure out a good time to head there where nobody from the dorm or school will be there

>>76600276
dont care

have you heard of the high elves?

>>76600314
Do you like dogs?
guess who else had a dog
HITLER

What about cats?
guess who else liked cats
MUHAMMAD

sargon is a runt

>>76600336
how many dicks have you seen outside porn?

>>76600271
i think its to do with his family or something. he says they changed their mind, but what probably happened was he said yes before asking his family if it was ok, then asked them later on and they said no.

>>76600276
Is this a Spanish thing? Had similar experiences

does phimosis stop your dick growing bigger

always feel like my dick is trying to escape it's little hood but it can't and then it just admits defeat and sends the blood back

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>>76600314
auntie fa r duh reeuhl fashistz

>>76600049
flexitime lad

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the new 'ke

>>76600336
>tee hee, I simply cannot FATHOM people having such small cocks

>the world is so wonderful from up here on my pedestal, how could anyone have such a tiny cock and not kill themselves

>I pity them, but should probably bring up my giant dick to make them feel better x

>>76600176

youtube is a jewish cultural marxist propaganda cesspit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eoX3xtzs3Q

>>76600368
no

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>>76600374
IMAJUN MOI SHOCK when duh TOLURUNT LEFT are duh REEEL NATSEES

>23 Entire Households From Grenfell Tower Are Still Missing

hmm

>>76600336
only about 8% of the male population have a dick over 7 inches

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PART
A
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C
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>>76600314

>>76600289
>>76600289
St-still 6 more months r-right?

>>76600417
ah yes, smart cars are well known as the weapon of choice for ISIS

>tfw average willy
>tfw made my gf come with it
>tfw regularly make her scream and stuff

am i just good at sex? all im doing is thrusting as hard as i can in and out, how can you be bad at that?

>>76600362
I have a group of 7 friends

Mine is 6.5 inches
another's is 7-8
And one has a 9 inch willy
another has a 6 inch one

I know this because we've all seen each others cocks, that's 4/7 that aren't anywhere near 5 inches

>>76600399
not just youtube

the whole of the maynesteeammeeydia is

>>76600403

kek
Will never get tired of these

>>76600399
>wow a video trying to humanise desperate people fleeing war? better dislike!

>>76600443
How big is your dick, length and girth

You say average but I suspect you're humblebragging

felt bad about my circumference until I remembered you have to times by pi haha

got 0 (zero) chance to ask the tis' phone number today. not one. going to chilis with the group this evening and if i still don't get the chance i'm just going to ask her over the message app

>>76600417

That wasn't very

SMART

of him

xx

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AND THE LEFTIES STILL DON'T GET IT
*shits self*

>>76600446
that seems like a decent enough sample size to extrapolate to the entire adult male population

Thoroughly enjoy the weight of my own cock

Dicklets will never know this feeling

WTF i LOVE ISLAM now

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-40431594

>>76600443
is it pretty girthy

should could just have a tight vag

>>76600434
yes but get your finger out lad

Hey babe! I've got a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

>>76600443
I've NEVER made my gf come despite her telling me I have an above average willy, and the fact I do everything she asks me to do (kiss her neck, play with nipples, bite ear)
Saying that, she's never come before even when masturbating

thinking of a second wank

>>76600399
ah yeah i remember that part in the communist manifesto when marx and engels told communists to make videos supporting refugees on youtube

>>76600417
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/18/least-10-injured-car-strikes-pedestrians-new-yorks-times-square/

>>76600443

She's humouring you lad.

>>76600470
6 inches 1/4
relatively pencil dick.

on flop i legit have a tiny dick like im embarassed in the gym showers.
erect it looks alright, but i'm aware of how skinny it is.

>>76600483
do you reckon you could smash a brandy glass with it?

>>76600417
>ramming someone in a fucking sinclair C5

might top myself on my birthday

got an eight inch long willy that's six inches thick and I shoot loads of cum really hard

>>76600443
could she be faking?

>>76600423
hitler was kind of like trump in that he said whatever he had to in order to cater to a bunch of different groups, even if they sometimes conflicted
>>76600515
you need to get her on a couch with a lot of places for you to grip and put your feet, then you put her got damn knees behind her ears. that's called putting her in the buck

>>76600529
>6.25

So not average then, over an inch above-average

Fuck off lying scum.

>>76600403
imagine my shock when the "right" started calling people racist and fascists

>>76600527
idk man all those weird convulsions and shit would be strange for her to fake.s

>>76600515
You need to be more aggressive. I've met girls like this and they can only get off through being dominated in a way that borders on being raped.

>>76600530

Could puncture a hole in a wooden barrel

don't think I had enough testosterone during puberty to grown a decent size dick

now I do it's too late

>>76600443
>>76600515
FONT

imagine a normal sized snickers bar
thats basically it

>>76600323
Por supuesto, pero este coño solo quiere entrar su coño! :'(

>>76600328
This is almost certainly true.
I don't empathise with other people' point of view if it's just wrong - I just tell them

>>76600364
I think so? I think we just don't work well together.

We have another full day of continuing the project tomorrow. Yay.

Kate Beckinsale in underworld is the hottest woman of all time

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choon

Jordan Peterson will be considered among the greats of philosophy

>>76600554
5.1 inches is not average no matter how much it makes you sleep better at night

>>76600565
>>76600553
I think part of the problem is that I have REALLY poor stamina
If I could keep up the rate I can go when I'm quick, she'd be done in seconds

>>76600464
shows only women when most 'fugees are men
dgaf if theyre human at that point. bunch of mentally warped single males entering a country isnt good for anyone.

how do i know if i'm low testosterone
also how come trannies can get free hormones if they want to change gender but a normal man can't get testosterone when he wants

making big cums atm

So the woman got old and dried up and decides to test her husband by sending him letters from a made up woman and got him to meet her?

Why did she do it if she didn't want to know the result?

>>76600599
and I don't mean coming quickly, the fact I'm physically exhausted

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>majoring in computer science
>no minor
my advisor never mentioned it to me and i'm a year from graduating and it's literally impossible for me to minor in anything and graduate on time. just realized something was wrong when all the people at my 'ship were mentioning their minors or their double majors. how fucked am i

>>76600610
small dick
bitch tits
shit patchy beard
no deep voice

>>76600603
no it doesn't what are you on about

>>76600620
women be crazy

Imagine being as charismatic as Donald Trump lads. Reckon I'd be a benevolent dictator of an entire country by now.

When you cum after sex do you get the same empty depressing feeling you get after a wank?

>>76600613
pics x

>>76600629
education is a scam

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>tfw grower not shower

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still only 3 likes

>>76600584

Such a milf

why do people with gfs post here?

go back to fagbook and stop shitting up my 4chan with normie crap

prayed to G-d that if i get a cute gf i'll stop masturbating for as long as we're together, hope it works
>>76600652
i don't get a depression feeling after i jack off because i'm not low test

>an entire thread of people talking about dick length

I do not give a shit
Fuck off you stupid children I do not come here for this shit

>>76600629
Step one don't be a stupid yank brainlet with a retarded degree system

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>>76600659
>tfw neither

>>76600652
if she's a bit fat then yes

literally never measured my dick before.

>>76600672
>f**book

can you mind your language thanks

>>76600652
tfw never came from sex

gf thinks im some kind of sex god, but in actual fact im just suffering from deathgrip and barely feel any sensation during sex

always have to pull out, wank a bit and ten spray my baby batter on her

>>76600641
average dick
no bitch tits
beard is a bit patchy but i'm fair haired so it's hard to see it anyway
voice is fairly deep i guess

That's enough of the knob chatter thank you very much

doing a read on the contemporary psychosexual landscape of young men

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/03/shame.html

have never once got the 'oh god, the shaaame' feeling after wanking
I generally feel pretty good once I've wiped up

>>76600659
not a problem, the only time women should be seeing your willy is when you're going to fuck them

>>76600672
/brit/ is a normie general

>>76600708
found the dicklet

Lads, don't ask me the details, but I've snagged a sort of movie date with a girl I'm acquainted with. We originally met through mutual friends but now we've got a friendship that's independent of anyone else. She probably thinks there's no romantic spark whatsoever between us which is why she seems totally comfortable inviting me over to watch a film late in the evening. But conversations reveal she has punched below her weight in the past and she likes le nice guys.

I need a film that has mass appeal, preferably a positive message, straightforward plot and NO LEWDNESS. No swearing, drugs, heavy violence etc. Small quantities might be okay but she likes to keep it clean.

However, I want to do a psyop where I plant certain ideas in her head. Sexual ideas. It can't be obvious.

Failing psyop shit then maybe something cute and fun without being braindead. A studio ghibli would be a safe choice but I don't want to waste this opportunity.

>>76600049
Go to sleep at 4am everyday and start work at 8. It's fucking torture but I keep doing it.

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When you cum after sex with a prostitute do you get the same empty depressing feeling you get after a wank?

>>76600707
you've got a decent amount of test then

>>76600702
screenshotted for the upcoming foreskinlet montage that's been in the making for the past few months. stay tuned

why yall cucks talm bout you penis size

>>76600672
I'm actually an abnormie besides the fact I have a gf

>>76600584
I bet I can tell you something mildly interesting you didn't know:
Her dad is the younger guy from Porridge that was in the same cell as Ronnie Barker

>>76600678
t. 5 inches

>>76600739
Wonder Woman

>>76600644
>1 old guy

>>76600739

Dumbo

wish i had winston burbank's penis
that is one aesthetic member let me tell you

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oi, m8s, feels good being anglo-saxons, amirite

I am an anglo :)

>>76600747
I don't get that feeling any more

I've accepted my fate

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6k1x8p/wth_is_happening_in_here/

>>76600751
not to do with my foreskin lad. its to do with the fact that I wank like 5 times a day.

>>76600692
I only used my hand, it's from the base of my palm to the tip of my middle finger and the last section of my middle finger next to the last section of my thumb around

>>76600769
>Abdul, teach me the Quran
t. Queen Victoria

>>76600739
good will hunting

>>76600771
are you incapable of watching more than 20 seconds of a video

need a surefire plan to get a gf

>>76600739
Kis uykusu

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>tfw 7.5 x 5.5
>tfw big enough to excite women
>tfw small enough to go balls deep in most women

obsession with height and dicks just shows how primitive you all are. all this technology and apparent increase in intelligence and you're still governed by the same thought processes as the lower animals

hot fuzz

my dick is full of fordyce spots

hate it

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>>76600764
four candles?

>>76600819
t. small dick manlet

>>76600729
Occasionally get this after VERY gay wanks but I'm fine otherwise

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>>76600747
yes, that is because you can't cuddle

>>76600819
technology makes people dumber and lazier

>tfw 5.5 long
>tfw 5.5 around

27 and I have the smallest dick on /brit/. Bad feels

>>76600760

fuck off

>>76600739
Amelie

what about curviture, lads? mine is pretty much dead straight with a slight upward curve towards the end
but it doesn't really stand up at all when erect, pretty much points straight out

>>76600819
people with better genetics are generally better people and should be treated as such

>>76600855
reckon you'd sort of just become a gay bottom if you were 4 inches flaccid. little other choice really.

>>76600857
really want to get pushed around my a big muscular giant like that, just have him make me suck his cock or whatever, and then cuddle with him after he's fucked me senseless

>>76600829

Same
Lol kill me x

>>76600864
see>>76600232

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>>76600793
Base of my palm to the tip of my middle finger is 7"

any culture vultures here?

Lads can you be a shower and a grower at the same time? How big must you be to be a shower and how much must you grow to be a grower?

>>76600891
faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4

>>76600875
mine is straight, but sort of at a tilt.

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>tfw above average length
>tfw below average girth
worst feel

>>76600477
Fuck off Mally

>>76600896
svennefitta liten kuk hora

unironcially 3 inches hard here

>>76600855
I'm about average length hard but I doubt I'm even 2 inches flaccid
Doesn't really bother me tbqh, look like a proper greek statue I do

>>76600913
yank

>>76600918
genuinely one of the best pop tunes ever recorded

>>76600875
Hefty curve downward in the middle

>>76600926
hello nigger

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>>76600833

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>unironcially 3 inches hard here

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>people with better genetics are generally better people and should be treated as such

Willy gets very small after gym desu. Don't know why.

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>wanking with the lads
>trying not to cum first
>trying not to cum last

>>76600910
You'd need to be noticeably above average for both

So like 6 inches flaccid and 9 inches erect

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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

>>76600936
Oh mate..

I became more enraged with each second I had to suffer through this. The girls treated me like I was
invisible, but they all paid attention to Julian. What made it even worse was that Julian was a year
younger than me, and he acted like an obnoxious prick, but the girls liked it! The more enraged I
became, the more wine I drank. James was probably worried about how angry I was getting, and he
tried to strike up random conversations with me to distract me from Julian. It was very hard to help
myself from getting up and dumping my wine all over Julian’s stupid head. Perhaps I would have… if the
birthday cake wasn’t presented so early. Everyone stood up to sing happy birthday to Rob, and then the
meal was over. Some of the guests left, and James and I switched to a different table. By the time the
party was over, I had consumed eight glasses of that 1985 wine. I was underage, but no one seemed to
notice me drinking. I was literally stumbling out of the restaurant.

>>76600967
same lad

hate getting naked in the gym showers.

>>76600967

The blood is elsewhere x

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>>76600875
quite dramatic curve to the left possibly due to excessive wanking as a teenager

>>76600855
>and I despise anyone seeing it
>implying anyone ever wants to

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jez pm when ffs

>>76600967
I walk around with mine out, make all the bulking manlets really envious and bright red

>>76600967
Blood going to your muscles that need it instead of your willy.

>>76600960
got any 'ose?

>>76601009
susanna sitting on my face when ffs

>>76600967
the body has evolved to shrink the penis during exercise to protect it from getting snagged or damaged
I just made that up but it sort of sounds like it could be true I think

>>76601009
When pakis become the majority

>>76601009
literally never dumb commie runt

>>76600993
You're such a sad Deano twat, fuck off

>>76601009

Reminds me of the High Sparrow on GOT

>>76600967
stop taking pre-workout

ok i fucked up. more to follow...

>>76601045
am white and voted labour xx

>>76601009
god I need Susana Reid to beat the shit out of me

>>76600967
same reason your willy gets small when it's cold

business idea: get jacked to compensate for my low height. thoughts?

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Bones

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>>76601047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

if I took massive amounts of testosterone duing puberty would my dick be 12 inches?

Is it possible that the majority of people living in London are actually happy?

>>76601043
It's not. Nigger tribes need to push their dick inside their body, inverting it, so it doesn't snag on stuff.

>>76601080
you can but be aware you would become a living meme and everyone looking at you in the gym will think that you are only doing it to compensate for being a short arse

>>76600901
if you keep spamming your dog I'm going to cook it

>>76601101
no respect

ever find it crazy how we live in a first world country with so much to do yet we sit on this shit website all day

Time to force feed scrambled eggs and pint of milk

Fuck

business idea: inject olive oil into my penis to make it bigger

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>>76601102
kate bush was such a qt and so talented

>>76601101

Mmm

>>76601039
>>76601074
good lads

I've got an idea, it's a bit crazy, how about the next thread we don't gay it up by comparing dicks?

>>76601119
no

>>76601101
looks like cara was the real winner of legsit

>>76601122
does it matter? not sure most people think like that anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNcgxL9cnY4

good chorus

>>76601154
How is it gay to talk about dicks you insecure twat

>>76601071
Why? Why does it need more diversity FFS?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40433623

>>76601128
>a first world country with so much to do
shouldn't it be the opposite relationship?

>>76601154
It'll be real JF hours soon and you can post about vaginas and boobs as much as you want then

Kate Bush is an attractive woman, no doubt. She looks like the sort of person that during the breakup would say, "I'm going to tell you the reason we broke up through interpretive dance."

>>76601000
have this as well.
>as a teenager
but what about now? It can still worsen as an adult no? How can I wank safely?

>>76601171
For an entire thread?
Comparing sizes?

It's literally gay locker room porn in thread form

>>76601169
it's exaggerated on 4chan for sure but I do think it's quite prevalent

>>76601172
more diversity means more blacks and pakis
never more welsh or northern irish actors.

Got 2 dark spots on my glans lads how do i get rid of them?

>>76601172
Diversity is our strength

You want a strong and thriving british film industry, right?

>>76601154

Only benders don't talk about dicks

why is it that, when it comes to diversity, no ever suggests having more white working class people

>>76601221
pics x

>>76601101
Who is this boy?

>>76601123
No

>>76601172
voted more for their stances on welfare/economy/foreign policy tbhh

>>76601235
we're trying to genocide whites not get more of them

>>76601206
t. repressed bender

got a better idea, how about we show each other our dicks, flirt with each other and then masturbate over each other

>>76601221

Scrub em off with a wire brush

>>76601234
you can see my cock any day Josie
or other kiwi ;)

>>76601229
>Diversity is our strength
What does these mean though? Hear it all the time, but no one actually explains it

>>76601234
Why don't you go and whaka(your)papa

Soz that was the best I had xxx

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worst PM in living memory?

>>76601284
black people and brown people are good

white people are bad

>>76601263
sounds a bit bent

new
>>76601314
>>76601314
>>76601314

Wish "diversity" actually meant diversity instead of "more browns". Wish the world was diverse with hundreds of proud independent nations with their own beautiful, vibrant cultures and languages that were never infected and diluted by immigrants

>>76601327
>>76601327

watching Das Boot. cannot get enough of Sea films. Will be watching Dead Calm after this. Any other good sea films?

>>76600846
aus and nz should be in this, too