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>>76599116
i need a blowjob
>>76599116
dumb thread
REAL THREAD
>>76598024
>>76598024
>>76598024
>>76598024
ᐅᓐᓄᒃᓴᒃᑯᑦ
Good thread
>>76599137
This isn't /fr/
me on the left
you on the right
>>76599152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtNChII78k
>hooker gave me my money back
>>76599216
I'm not very good at telling my left from my right.
>>76599159
>i actually have this language pack installed
wtf?!!?!?!?
L'autre jour, j'arrive au chiottes et y a un petit qui sort et me dis "putain, j'ai la chicha !!!!!!" Je croyais qu'il avait fumé dans les chiottes mais en fait, il avait juste la chiasse.
Ce con croyait que "chicha" voulait dire "chiasse" et voulait me prévenir qu'il avait laissé le trône dans un sale état.
Did you know that Dido's son is called Stan?
Why is Canadian food the best in the world? Are Canadians just naturally superior to the rest of us?
>>76599265
ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPVBrRd9wCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tTber0f8qc
>When you hear a kid screaming "OW OW IT HURTS SO MUCH I NEED A DOCTOR"
Maybe you shouldn't have fallen off of your bike.
*pushes clackmyass off his bike*
Arianna Grande is today's Mariah Carey
kys
>kys
>>76599461
But better
>>kys
An anecdote for Americans and Mexicans and Canadians
>very hot last week
>turned on air conditioner over night
>next morning a neighbour comes and begs me to turn the air conditioner off over night
>we start having a conversation, arguing lightly
>he feels the draft of the Air conditoner in my apartment
>he jumps into the hallway, terrified
I am the only french who is not afraid of the AC
>>76599545
ugly and thick legs
you have no taste
>>76599555
do you have a single unit or central air?
My name is scallywag and I will be your maidservant for the day.
>>76599545
I like it
>>76599618
pretty awful
>>76599679
that broad has no talent
jimmy fallon is such an awfully staged show
the mom has cancer
I'm not just a piece of neat you know?
>>76599722
I'm sorry Manchester.
>he's afraid of a little muscle
Wussy boi detected
THICC is the thinking man's fetish
Who else /working a shitty restaurant job/ here??
>>76599784
guess blacks are smart then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlKelwPX4A
wtf i love making music now
*puts on wooden shoes*
>>76599806
you can be subhuman and still appreciate a good ass/hip ratio
>>76599745
thanks me too
>>76599729
>neat
yeah you ain't neat, hehehehe
>>76599806
>>76599845
Black people just like cartoonishly large bodies like this woman
>>76599892
thats not THICC, thats morbidly obese
>>76599878
I lost my mom in April from cancer. It's not an easy path. Hope the best for you though
i want millcc
>suddenly dead
>>76600090
weird
youtube won't load
>>76600090
>>76600120
>>76600187
god i really want some juice now
>>76599892
what a weird body
and she's not gross fat just like a super soft balloon fat
(still gross tho)
I'm home from work you guys
seeing my therapist on the 4th
>fill out application
>site freezes on the submit button
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrJEFrth27Q
wish i were a girl with a killer voice so i could sing along with all my favorite choons
taxation is theft
>>76600273
I'll never forget that diss track Eminem made about her
Reminder: Twiggy is the thinking man's Sophia Loren.
>>76599960
is Blue Wonder Powder Milk fine?
>>76600337
what a strange choice for a waifu
WHY DOES MY FUCKING EYE KEEP TWITCHING
>>76599960
You should drink a glass of milk with every meal.
/our gal/
>>76600369
because you dont drink enough milk
>>76600381
good post
>>76600388
>gal
hmmm
>>76599785
>tfw worked as a bagger in a grocery store for 10 years
>>76600381
Milk isn't as good as it was for you way back then, they just load it with hormones and shit now
>>76600369
my left eyelid started twitching every now and again shortly after starting ADHD medication
>>76600488
I loaded your mom with my hormones
>>76599907
She's got some kind of condition that makes her gain weight in that weird way
>>76600488
That's just another lie being spread by the big vegan propaganda machine.
>>76600507
d-d-dad?
>>76599892
I wonder if she needs a super large toilet.
How does she even walk around with all of that fat?
BEVERLY HILLS
THATS WHERE I WANNA BE
should i get drunk now?
>>76600583
She walks around like a large herbivore, can't be good for her hips tbqh.
>>76600657
yes
lmao
>>76600657
>getting drunk on hump day
Edition du rap Français
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWguWpIIsTk
SOMEONE HELP PLEASE AAGAHGAJYDIAHKBHAVB
>>76600722
idgi, did they make the Pharaoh black or something?
>>76600734
>hump day
H-h-hump day?
>>76600722
kek
okay ill get a little drunk at least.
i deserve it.
>oregon is the first state to allow a 3rd gender option on ID cards
>>76599892
F E U
E
U
>>76600883
based
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jj8vK0p7Kb
let's whistle together!!!
>>76600867
stop posting this girl
>>76600883
We're always a step ahead.
I pity those who still live in a two gender wasteland.
>>76600883
I'm glad the West is finally as progressive as Pakistan
>>76600952
SORRY, obese women are not F E U
>>76600753
F E U
E
U
>>76600883
typical
>>76601077
why would anyone want to become a woman in pakistan (trannies arent women, but they want to be women)
OREGON, MY OREGON
ALIS VOLAT PROPRIIS
someone jokingly called me old for turning 25 and it hurt my feelings
>>76601184
whippersnapper
>>76601147
South Asia has this weird thing for trannies tbqh, Pakistan and India are full of them.
>be me when I was 11
>big toronto maple leaf fan
>asked dad to take me to a game for Christmas
>he got tickets for a Buffalo/Toronto game in Buffalo because the tickets to a Toronto game cost like $350
>cross the border and go into buffalo
>we get to a PUBLIC parking lot which is a 5 min walk from the arena
>these 2 shady black guys literally come out of the dark and say that it's $5 to park there
>my dad obviously knew that it wasn't a private parking lot and paid them anyway because they were shady af
>they walk away and we go to the area to watch the game
and that was the last time i've been there
>>76601184
You could be my grandfather.
>>76601184
why are you talking to teenagers who think 25 is old
>>76600657
Getting drunk on weekdays is bad, just save it all up for weekends. You might think nobody can smell it on you the next day, but they absolutely can if you've had more than 5-6 drinks.
>furpuck
>>76601184
When I was 19 someone guessed I was in my early thirties.
wonder if the orange county man died
>>76601231
do you not associate with teenagers
i still considered people who are in their 20s and 30s young tbqh
>>76601300
I HEEMd him into a Coma
>>76601265
>boreball
>handegg
>apehoop
>>76601307
no, not even in my college classes
i barely tolerated this guy who said he was 21 today
i'm 26
>>76601228
I have to stop my parents from giving bums money 'for the bus' whenever they come visit me. They always fall for that old trick where the guy asks for directions and then remembers that he needs money for whatever bullshit reason. I hate homeless people so much.
>>76601345
it's sad because some of them are pure intentioned
>too pleb to understand Basedball
>>76601342
wow man, so cool
>>76601333
you suck
is it true canuckians say paaasta instead of PAWsta?
>>76601407
sorry
what should i stop doing?
Based thunder about to stop gookposting
>>76601331
i dont think you did, mr. gay lisp
>>76601399
thanks for proving my intentions
wouldn't want to associate with a teenager who thinks that's cool
wish it thundered in Seattle
>>76601443
i use both interchangeably
>>76601479
isnt the space needle one of the most prone to lightning strikes in the world?
>>76601444
breathing my air
wish i had a game to play
got bored of vanilla wow
got bored of eu4
got bored of diablo 2
got bored of darkest dungeon
not feeling like completing witcher 3 or starting mass effect 2
wish bannerlord was out
>>76601342
you sound like a jackass
>>76601529
play Tabletop sim with /cum/
>>76601517
could be
but the space needle doesn't bring thunderstorms here, anon...
why aren't you replying to me?
>>76601564
yah, but if the needle gets struck by lightning, and the needle is in seattle, it must thunder in seattle
>>76601600
semantics
>>76601615
not really
you just made a stupid post and he pointed out why it was stupid
>>76601630
retard
>>76601676
don't call yourself names
you're a beautiful and smart boy
>>76601529
teach yourself assembly language
tyson > ali
Going to Sobey's in a minute, anyone need anything?
>>76601692
thank you anon!!!!!!!!!!
fucking hated assembly language
>>76601698
reverse it and you're right
>>76601698
me on the right
>>76601716
but then his statement would be factually incorrect
>>76601709
yeah can you get me some milk
i ran out
>>76601722
their gluten free section is dismal. Try Loblaws
>>76601697
>>76601716
i'm gonna teach myself C# thanks for the recommendations guys
>>76601709
>sobey's
are you rich? that place is expensive
>>76601716
No
>>76601741
his statement would say Ali >Tyson, which is factually correct
>>76601757
teach yourself C++, c# is archaic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6tjhSlTr4
tfw no finnish gf
tfw no gf
>>76601760
close to my house and I only need one thing
>>76601774
i think you're confusing > with <
> means "greater than" which would mean
"ali is greater than tyson"
the reason that < is correct is because it's saying that tyson is greater than ali
>tyson is greater than ali
i dont expect a californian with a gay lisp who says memes in real life to understand boxing
>>76601878
>ali is greater than tyson
tyson is objectively greater than ali
Bruce Lee would whoop Ali G's ass
>>76601925
good post
>>76601914
Ive probabloy been watching boxing longer then you were alive
and I dont spout memes in real life OR have a lisp
>>76601716
I taught myself a little making a zoomhack for path of exile, made me pretty fucking mad desu, it's frustrating
>Kenshiro is greater than Goku
>>76601949
literally impossible considering that you're a college kid, gay lisp-having meme spouter
I only say memes irl when I know the other person will get the reference
>>76601990
I DONT HAVE A LISP
>>76602028
dont you mean lithp?
So all the GI doctors I called either don't work on hemorrhoids or the next available appointment is weeks from now
Should I just call up 911? I don't want to keep shitting so much blood, it can't be good for me.
>>76600831
a work term
its the middle of the week, once that day comes, the rest of the week seems like a breeze
my gun deal fell through time to kms ig
>>76602116
what were you trying to buy?
>>76602056
Soak your ass in a warm bath a few times a day, and go to a walkin clinic and ask for hemorrhoid suppositories. Drink a lot of water and they should go away. The bleeding is alarming, but not actually that harmful.
>>76602129
K31
>>76602169
why did it fall through? were you trying to buy privately?
>>76602209
yeah, I was supposed to meet him this afternoon then like 90 mins before hes like lol nvm im gonna keep it
i should buy a gun
>>76602240
that sucks
give me a kiss
>>76602307
filtered
>>76602307
>>76602321
pwned!!!
Iron Mike would take Ali's head off, clean.
dude asian girls are so cute it's nutty
Iron mike would get juked and weaved by Cassius and be down on the floor in 30 seconds*
>>76602446
you pass your driving test?
>>76602446
how do we get rid of the yellow fever problem
>>76602467
you can't
>>76602466
yep :3 thanks so much for asking. i have a g2 now!
so now i can drive by myself everywhere, including on highways.
>>76602508
we just need to invent a cure for autism
ok guys im back
Ali would get his ribs blown off if he tried.
>>76602528
i get anxiety driving to new places
>>76602553
hello
thoughts?
>>76602578
hi nebraska im gonna call you nebby
>>76602587
not a fan
>>76602528
>tfw still have my g1
>still driver everywhere by myself anyway
>>76602591
okay
>>76602587
gross and not human looking
>>76602587
https://twitter.com/LilyPichu/status/870850951778676736
thoughts?
>>76602587
ayy lmao
>>76602624
faggot
>>76602654
fuck off paleface
LAYLA
YOU'VE GOT ME ON MY KNEES
LAYLA
I'M BEGGIN DARLIN PLEASE
LAYLA
DARLIN WON'T YOU EASE MY WORRIED MIND
(repeat 137 times)
>>76602321
I'm eating hush puppies with my girlfriends
https://twitter.com/Sergermed_/status/879704959964532741
the gf
thinking of getting a gf
how do
>>76602728
talk to a girl and ask her on a date
>>76602728
turn it off and back on again
only beta white males that are intimidated by white women have yellow fever. downtown today i saw a pathetic skinny fat white dude with a SEAmonkey wife and elliot rodger child. Little runt doesnt stand a chance with a vampiric asian mom only interested in canadian citizenship and her husbands money and a weak father.
>>76602746
>talk to a girl
how do
chanmomo ( ◡‿◡ (‿)か わ いい で す
>>76602776
walk up to a girl and say some words to her
>>76602769
accurate post
wasted trips above this post
>>76602625
lilypichu is not very cute desu
>>76602769
nothing wrong with being a beta
>>76602769
>being a nigger
hmmm yea go away x
>>76602728
walk up to a hot chick and tell her you'd give her hardest 3 humps of her life
it's a deal breaker
>>76602799
bit gay of you
>>76602804
>call yourself a man
>not assertive
wew lad
why doesn't Montreal have a flag
you dont get to call people beta if you have even one anime picture saved
can you guys give me a picture of a white girl you think is cute.
i need to collect more cute white girl pics on my pc, ill be less annoying to you guys less if i post white girls sometimes.
>>76602777
good dubs!
>>76602850
what do you mean
genetics says i'm a male of the human species
>hush puppies
That sounds so gay
And you're an even bigger faggot if you put something like that in your mouth
>>76602898
hush puppies are not gay you dumb californian
>>76602856
i actually dont know but it coincided with an awful newfag posting under the montreal flag. makes me think
>>76602892
yeah genetically youre male but you shouldnt consider yourself to be a man
it should be required by law for women to wear bowties in their hair
i want to quit my job but i'd feel bad since my manager has been good to me and it might suck to lose a reference
at the same time i want to die every day i work
>>76602883
here have an ugly bug eyed female
>>76602916
why not
being a male makes me a man
are you one of those fedora tippers from the 1950s who holds doors open for all women pretending there's still a chivalric code in place in 2017?
>>76602925
Don't burn any bridges, give two weeks notice
NEED a qt receptionist gf with a cute and feminine voice buds
i havent had any alcohol in a week and i feel terrible
>>76602898
they're nana's favorite snack
>>76602928
i don't think you know what bug-eyed means
>>76602912
You're a faggot and you eat it, therefore, hush puppies are for teh gayz
>>76602925
Why not just tell him you are starting school and won't be able to focus and keep up with work at the same time?
Surely, he'd understand. Make sure to give your 2 weeks.
>>76602946
chivalry is part of being a gentleman, not a man
>>76602977
t. kentucky
>>76602928
>>76602945
meh... they're more hot than cute.
CAUSE I KNOW I CAN TREAT YOU BETTA
THAN HE CAN
AN ANY GIRL IKE YUU DESERVES A
GENTULMAN
>blacks critiquing whites
cringe
>>76603021
even at a genetic level im superior to you. racism is a disease
>>76603017
The first one is cute, what are you talking about? Asian mixed kids/asians look like fucking aliens. I can't even call them hot,cute,sexy, etc
>>76603017
?????
hate mulattoes
>>76603043
you are a runt mulatto on the internet. you are superior to nothing
>>76602945
Hvad laver du herinde?
>>76602947
i know that's the reasonable route but it's also a minimum wage job and as it stands the only other jobs I'd get are also minimum wage and unskilled so i don't think the reference would be all that valuable
>>76602985
i don't even want to wait 2 more weeks desu
>>76603021
>cringe
cringe
>>76603064
its a canadian with a proxy
Ribeye for dinner boys
Shit's gonna be cash
>>cringe
>cringe
>>76603084
I'm jealous
Must breed with a black woman.
>>76603021
>honkies
Lmaooooo
>>76603062
>runt
you are the autismal runt
i can sense that this thread is going to shit now that the mulatto is starting to get worked up about racism and how he's superior despite being 50% nigger so its time to leave
>>76603084
too fatty
>>>cringe
>>cringe
>>76603017
is this or
How do you define a beta male?
>>76603102
Got it for 5.98/lb on Father's Day
Almost came in my pants
>>76603017
this cute enough for you?
>>76603112
>stuck in a 1950s mindset
>single mom
hmmmmmm no
>>76603143
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA
>>76603118
>>76603143
i don't
the vocabulary doesn't exist in my thought processes because i'm not a LOSER 4chan poster talking about alpha/beta faggots
>>76603122
penisylvania cant fathom a mulatto is better than him
>>76603143
men dont respect you, women loathe you and you never get anywhere in society as a result of this
>>76602978
it's what the girl I posted is
>>76603005
Killa Cali actually
>>76603065
>1950's mindset
>whoring-white-single-mom
>>76603179
Emma Stone is an ugly bug-eyed woman. You've yet to post any bug-eyed women.
>i'm better than you, i may be an anonymous mulatto on the internet but trust me!
>>76603208
have two ugly bug-eyed women
Emma Watson is ugly
i am 12.8% native american
good bye
>tfw no Tony the Toilet Buddy
>>76603248
you're ugly inside
dont call me a fucking nigger without my permission
>>76603277
I'm actually beautiful inside and out.
>Emma Watson is ugly
>>76603203
whoops meant for
>>76603112
STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJniSb91tvo
Emma watson looks like a boy
If she was to be judged as a woman, she looks like a 4. Not even average
thoughts?
Do American grills like Russians?
>>76603329
I agree with this statement.
>>76603340
Jewish puppet. Probably drank Netanyahu's cum.
saw a chad and stacy riding the same stand up electric scooter today
it was so cute, it looked like titanic
>>76603352
American grills will fuck everything that moves...
Except me
*turns to try and hide tears*
>Emma watson looks like a boy
>If she was to be judged as a woman, she looks like a 4. Not even average
>>76603352
sure
>>76603352
only ones like in vid related
t. female human woman with bagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y68cC0rJC-k
i prefer my women to have the body of a 10 year old boy
having degen thoughts right now trying to fight it X(
i am attracted to emma watson but don't respect her
>>76603366
I like you Oregon. We agree on a lot of the same things.
>American rock group Nirvana at the MTV Video Awards, at the at the Gibson Amphitheatre
H*ll yeah!
>i am attracted to emma watson but don't respect her
respect is earned... only by people in the STEM industry
emma is very qt
i don't respect people in stem
>>76603401
i love accordion music like this. Just makes me want to jump and yell "Hyah!"
>>Emma watson looks like a boy
>If she was to be judged as a woman, she looks like a 4. Not even average
>>76603427
>>76603460
can we still be friends?
You can disagree with Emma Watson's politics and think she's an idiot all you want but if you think she's bad looking you're probably gay or retarded
I really don't like this meme of "people who disagree with me politically can't do/be anything good in any way (by pure coincidence of course! It has nothing to do with politics! They just happen to disagree with my politics and also be bad people all around with no redeeming qualities, those fucking ANTIFA libtard SJW idiots!)"
Shelly 2bh
They changed google news!
>>76603446
fat ass on top of short legs
>being aware of an actor or artist's political interests
>>76603519
hmmmm okay
>>76603522
I agree with her politics AND I think she's ugly.
Checkmate.
>>76603528
Optimized for Mobile(TM)
:^)
>>76603562
i think my girl looks less plastic than this girl.
do you guys agree?
>>76603526
Norma*
>>76603432
wew that was intense.
>>76602533
I know this is old but it was criminally underrated.