/brit/

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sophie

watching mexican novellas

https://www.strawpoll.me/13309255
https://www.strawpoll.me/13309255
https://www.strawpoll.me/13309255
https://www.strawpoll.me/13309255
https://www.strawpoll.me/13309255

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Elle

>>76598024
*record scratch* *freeze frame*

seriously lads I don't think you appreciate just how attractive this tummy and these breasts are

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1498672231656.jpg

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<----

>>76597981
Wondering what kind of trauma this poor bloke must've gone through in his young age in order to be capable of such strides in logic

Imagine being the age that you are but during the Second World War

Every night there would be air raid sirens and you would hide away with your family and friends hoping and praying that the bombs dropped by the German air force pilots don't strike your location and blow you to bits

Just imagine it, lads. And then see all the old people around today who were our age when that shit was going down. I wouldn't be able to handle what they experienced

>>76598098
hao ling, this is the sinister face of white ameriKKKa

>thinking the Tories are giving the money to the DUP

>>76598125
Age I am, I'd have been in Africa or something shooting niggers and nazis

state of those flats on that BBC one 'gramme

>>76598146
Yeah mate it all goes straight into the coffers of the Orange Lodge

Afraid I'll need these """upper class""" anon's to substantiate their claims

>>76598125
While the others ran to their air raid shelters I'd be running to the nearest, brightest light source as fast as I could to lay down on the ground beside it and expose my tender bollocks to the bombardment.

why is there an american aircraft carrier in my harbour

>>76598098
looks like kevin kilbane

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me

>>76598125
Given my location id probably be a farmers son participating in raids on British army barracks'

Imagine having sex

What do I do with all the gay yiff porn on my mums computer lad

Besides Brexit and free shit for the DUP. What else are the Tories going to do this parliament?

Wanking to Chanel Santini and listening to Dan Terminus again lads

Imagine being attractive

good to see the people who caused hillsboro brought to justice

>>76598230
>retard batmobile

>>76598230
what if he's blind, did you consider that?

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do you find this attractive? I do

3 likes on instagram so far lads off to a good start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAa4fAc9H8w

pretty cool. but you'd think there would be better protection from water. they're soaked.

>>76598209
My parents live in Kensington, I have a subscription at the London Library and I go to Oxford as did both my parents.

My family has a coat of arms from the Heraldric Court, and i have one too.

>>76598279
the fucking head on you too lol king rat

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New video lads, you excited?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxg6Xs3jQek

Will he just leave the mayne street meat eater alone?! Leave them be, Paul!

YELPING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7iajXYwFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7iajXYwFU

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>>76598258
>big kev

ancient meme

bit scared of the future ngl lads

>>76598209
I voted upper class without being upper class because it's a strawpoll on 4chan and there are no consequences for lying

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kino

>>76598296
i live on a council estate

>>76598270

Probably a tight squeeze

... Teddy's got the swiper ...

>>76598279
link it mate
might have a gander

>>76598303
ancient gimmick

>>76598251
THERESA MAY is going to LEGALISE the POLICE being allowed to EAT your CHILDREN

>>76598330
everyone ranting at each other for 2 hours

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>>76598304
i wouldnt want to be the mainstream media right about now!!

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anime

ban encryption

Was tupac the embodiment of a modern day warrior poet?

babestation

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>>76598296
>My parents live in Kensington
labour mp

>>76598399
warrior poet philosopher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxCH6PkAU6k

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>>76598251
spy on your bollock busting contraptions via the internet

>Robert James Lee Hawke AC, GCL (born 9 December 1929)[1] is an Australian politician who was the Prime Minister of Australia and the Leader of the Labor Party from 1983 to 1991.

>His academic achievements were complemented by setting a new world record for beer drinking; he downed 2 1⁄2 imperial pints (1.4 l) – equivalent to a yard of ale – from a sconce pot in 11 seconds as part of a college penalty

What an absolute legend
Why don't we have PMs like this

do you lads shave ur nipple hair

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Reckon she votes UKIP?

... I don't want to be here anymore ...

lowest you can survive on in london?

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thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWguWpIIsTk

>>76598370
see >>76598381

trying to find something lads
i remember reading a fanfiction version of harry potter and the deathly hallows before it came out in 2007
it had quite mature themes iirc
yet i can't find it online for the life or me
any help?

>>76598444
32k

>>76598378
Conservatism is the new punk rock!

>>76598440
no-one votes ukip

just find it strange that every culture independently believed in ghosts is all

BIG fan of the welsh, saying this as someone only 1/4 welsh
seem like the best people in the commonwealth, followed by aussies and new zealanders

>>76598440
hope she votes for the 'my willy up her bum' party

>>76598465
Was it erotic?

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/880151776552419328

>>76598507
no, but i'm sure there was a character called julie who had sex with someone in it

what is the quintessential lesbian video

asking for a friend

>>76598458
unreadable

tim quite obviously has ocd

>>76598439
Yee

Just resettled a nice immigrant family into your neighborhood and put them some some nice benefits :)

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the whips

>>76598511
leg routine?

>>76598483
im sure every culture shares many things.

>>76598531
Can't help you then I'm afraid

I'm the front page of the magazine, I'm the headline of the paper
It says lock up your daughter cos DJ Vagina's gonna rape her

>>76598538
that fate/kaleid kiss scene in the forest

>>76598511
he's going to go POSTAL

>>76598444
I have a mate on £20k and he's happy as Larry, still goes out regularly too, just lives in a cheap flatshare and saves nothing. I'm on £30k and miserable because I'm in a cheap flatshare and know that I'm still a long long way away from being able to afford the mortgage even on a shit one-bed flat. Just depends on what your priorities are.

>>76598572
no worries
really bugging me though
dunno why i even want to find it, was a crap read

>>76598511
He's getting worse every day

>>76598458
dont get it mate
explain whats happening at the end

>>76598555
*sees man driving*

used to think ghosts were bullshit but I definitely saw my dead grandmother standing in the doorway once, my insides turned to ice
I still rationalise it as a trick of the eyes but I am not completely ruling ghosts out now. that is all

tights

>>76598511

He has some solid calves

Methinks the initial discovery of Tim Byrne was made by someone who is also called Tim Byrne and searched his own name on Google

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Timothy+Byrne&source=lnms&tbm=isch

The state of these images lads - I would be embarrassed to be a Timothy Byrne

Cant get over how beautiful I am lads
>Piercing blue eyes
>Nice silky hair
>White straight teeth
>6 foot on the dot
>Muscular and stocky
>Charming accent
>Luscious beads of chesthair
>Intelligent
>Modest willy at 6.5 inches, aesthetic tho (not ridiculously veiny)
>Charismatic
>Wicked with a nihilistic sense of humour

im just so fucking sexy

>>76598638
>>76598642
>>76598652
outstanding posts

>>76598597
nonce

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How does Tim play the piano for literally hours every day (playing the same songs) but his music is still just as shit as it was 5 years ago?

>>76598597
fuck off paedo

>>76598667
pics

Is believing in ghosts the ultimate brainlet pill?

How does Timmy earn money, lads?

Just had an Arizona Iced Tea - very tasty!

>>76598667
>stocky
>6 ft
>beautiful
...

>>76598667
would batter you into a fine paste you fucking detritivore

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>>76598666

>>76598611
The jews have all kinds of hooks in you lol

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>>76598666
vintage

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>ghosts aren't real

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>>76598691
someone send him some kpop and ask him to sing that

>>76598667
>6 foot
king of manlets, but still a manlet.

>>76598691
think it may be linked to his crippling mental illness?

>>76598741
Way too much sugar

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>>76598438
That's nothing, Tony Blair set a world record for blood drinking, consuming the blood of ~110,000 Iraqis over 3 years. At ~5.5 litres of blood per person, that's 957,000 litres over 4 years, 54.6232876712 litres per hour (assuming 8 hours sleep and 4 hours to give press conferences defending the iraq war.), or just under a litre per minute.

That may not sound impressive compared to 11 seconds, but remember - blood is much thicker than beer and he did this for 4 years straight as opposed to just a one-off 11 seconds.

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>>76598713
he has a trust fund

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>>76598760

>>76598687
>>76598692
they are hundreds of years old

>>76598759
>>76598742
Fuck off lanklets, no one finds you gangly awkward bastards attractive. You just look odd. Im the perfect height, women wont be taller than me in heels.

business idea: start the who coverband called the literally who

>>76598741
>>76598768
how different are they to normal ice tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uem7QFp0uKY

LGBTQ+ are strong and resilient

>>76598780
Just in case anyone wants to check the maths, the actual figure used was 174,000 Iraqis, not 110k. 110k were noncombatant deaths. Blair doesn't exclusively feast on the blood of the innocent, he'll take anything he can get.

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>>76598763
im telling you he needs sectioning

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>150th anniversary of canada's confederation
>100th anniversary of the halifax explosion this winter
>nuclear powered aircraft carrier shows up in our harbour

>>76598815
alright mate
*pats head*

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>>76598753
how do you go from this

to this

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>>76598666
>Just found this BELTER of a youtube channel lads

>>76598748
True, one thing I hate about London is how tied into the consumerist system everyone is. Everyone overpays for rent, overpays for their coffee and baguette from Pret every lunchtime, overpays for their pints on the weekend. Never seen a more useless set of people than the population of London desu, NEED to get back to a rural area ASAP.

>>76598831
Why is this a thing? Channel 4 is doing gay shit too.

>>76598831

I find these people disgusting lol

Surely there are gays our there who just want to be left alone kek

>>76598841
he is literally documenting evidence in favour of his sectioning every day

>>76598873
yeah, me

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>ghosts are real because I saw a shadow on the wall once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wA6_g2mhdE
public interaction vid

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>>76598852
>nova scotians die

and nothing of value was lost

hate the LQBTQXYZMPDM+ """community"""
love being a bender
simple as that

>>76598096
Cor very nice

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Can't imagine dealing with someone so mentally ill that they're not even aware they're mentally ill. No wonder Tim's family put him up in a flat by himself. I remember one video where he said that his brother was the one with schizophrenia, not himself, despite the fact that his brother pays for all his shit

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>>nova scotians die
>
>and nothing of value was lost

>it's 2017 and you still can't suck a dick without being gay

Stop oppressing me

>>76598902
miss his wycombe antics, dentist videos great for sure

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THE DUP?

wish I could meet tim byrne and get to correct him so I can say umm no sweaty

Spaniens Himmel breitet seine Sterne
Über unsre Schützengraben aus;
Und der Morgen grüßt schon aus der Ferne,
Bald geht es zum neuen Kampf hinaus.

Die Heimat ist weit,
Doch wir sind bereit,
Wir kämpfen und siegen für dich:
Freiheit!

When will Timmy post his nudes where he is lathered in natural oils and is shimmering under his kitchen light with a guitar in one hand and a teddy tucked under his scrotum

>>76598966
christ thats a scary one

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>>76598732
roaring, guffawing, shitting and pissing

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>>76599019

Why do delivery vans freak Tim out so much?

>this cop on the news desperately embellishing his story in the hope of getting a medal

Everyone is a fucking hero now.

>>76598972
if i move to nova scotia from old scotia can i just call myself a canadian and never admit my dark secret again?

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...

>>76598841

>kitchen roll on the hob.

That's going to end well. Utter dolt.

>>76599059
Snorting

You're going to hell for mocking a mentally ill man. What would Christ do? offer this man a helping hand, don't berate him. It could be you some day.

>>76599038

Oh boy

>>76599053
potentially, especially if you go to the north shore or cape breton

>>76598972
jokes on you i was from nunavut the whole time

>>76599059
could pass if they said they were a jew

matched with a qt unionist even tho i have an irish flag

wewwww lad

Theresa May personally ordered the Grenfell fire

>>76599100
>nunavut chatting shit about any province
i don't think so

mentally retarded drunk is outside again

cannot tell what language he is mumbling and shouting in, have spent weeks trying to decode it

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STANDING

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Just broke into Tim's flat
about to batter him

>>76599090
Fuck off you boring twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOnXh3NN9w

yes, very interesting...

Real Eyes
Realize
Real lies

If you had a son, would you rather he kill himself than tell you that he is gay?

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>>76599090

>an Irishman talking about others going to hell

Rich

Margaret Thatcher personally ordered Hillsborough

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Can't stand playing games with people who get progressively angrier every time they die

watching an old episode of 8 out of 10 cats and I don't appreciate them making fun of Lance Armstrong's testicular cancer

>>76599176
doubt it

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still only 3 likes

reckon I should have waited until tomorrow at 7 pm which is optimal liking hours

fucked it so I have

REALLY NEED one of those "jesus will judge you" hoodies for my runs

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>>76599142
Nunavut is so powerful that we aren't even a province.

getting flashbacks to the time i marched around edinburgh drunkenly talking to myself and insulting the tram stations

not good.

>>76598440
She's not even British, so no.

>>76599210
>breaking911
FOY

>>76599176
I wouldn't mind him being gay but I'd hate for him to have a boyfriend, weirdly.

I'd hate to see him shackled to some woman too, which is probably why my son doesn't exist.

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>>76599208
good lad

>>76599177
Why would my nationality dictate my entry into the kingdom of heaven? Its a mans actions that judge the content of his character, you should try every day to live a little more like Jesus.

Hate wiggo
Love froomey

Simple as

don't see the point in living

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>watching an old episode of 8 out of 10 cats

who is /brit/'s official mascot?
tim? bradley? kev?

>>76598865

ecstasy

Tupac was the closest thing to the second coming of Christ ive ever witnissed

>>76599296
donald trump

Hate people who just to live on benefits rather than work

>>76599272
i'd cuddle her and talk about cats

no sex though

>>76599257

Congratulations, you passed the test

Welcome to heaven

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>>76599296
tim
a fat, greasy, sweaty, insane, paranoid schizophrenic

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>>76599297

Pumping up the guns rn lads

>>76599258
shit gimmick, kill yourself

>>76599296
The Bradley poster is just a boring Deano twat

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>>76599296

kev

Hate people who just work rather than to live on benefits

>>76599318
working to earn money for someone else is literally a waste of your life

>>76599354
Hello wiggo you Reddit twat

spent £250 on tickets for the IAAF World Championships in August

lads trhere are some fucking insects in my bedframe wtf

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uuuuuuhh FUCK god damn it *wretches*

got fucking... got to go to fucking work tomorrow... hnnggggggghh *grunts*

*starts bleeding*

got called an anglican in the orange lodge earlier

>>76599318
one weird trick to give you free time and money

>>76599398
grim

>>76598828
They have flavors but it's basically uncarbonated soda

>>76599401
elle?

There will be Africans in Gods kingdom. There will be Caucasians in Gods kingdom. There will be Asians in Gods kingdom. There will be semites in Gods kingdom. All those who choose to lend their ears to Gods word will be present in the afterlife.

>>76599398
ugly minging slag

>>76599151
tie him up and torture his teddies in front of him

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ULSTER SCOTS IS A REAL LANGUAGE

Any advice on what size punchbag I might need?

I am 6'0" 80kg and probably don't punch very hard

>>76599398
state

>>76599383
hello jamal your nigger twat

Reminder that the Bradley poster is the autist who thinks frozen pizzas are called 'oven pizzas' and the lad who spergs out about the Bradley poster is the mong who thinks frozen pizzas are called 'premade pizzas'

>>76599442
looks like scots

>>76599448
Could easily use you as a punching bag you sack of shit

>>76599437
what about gays?

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https://youtu.be/qSmknk9fTCE?t=663

>>76599398
Fucking state of that head

>>76599454
they're called shop pizzas you fucking moron

>>76599454
Whatever happened to the lad that spurged about margarita pizza?

>>76599451
Saving this to my British """humour""" folder

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>>76599454
they're called cook-at-home pizzas

>>76599480
No, you cannot commit such a cardinal sin all your life and not comprehend the gravity of it, ignorant to the word of the lord.

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>>76599454
>the Bradley poster

>thinking there's only one

>>76599475
Yes, and I could easily bend you over a table and rape your anus

>>76599454
Iceland calls them frozen pizza

>>76599501
>>76599525
There can be only one

FIGHT

>>76599454
they're called clappit manch in a bap wi a pyne-apple roon you fucking ingrate

I say it sickens me to see JFs saying lad and m8 on 4chan but secretly I like it

>>76599454

Bradley poster is a lefty cuckold retard

>>76599520
yeah but I think he's a cunt anyway and I'd love to break his jaw

>>76599437
Hmm yes Christ should come first and Christians are not denominations they are people with different perspectives and it is natural for two different people to have different opinions even though their denomination says "this is what we have for a consensus"

Christ is the same person, and the Word is the same in the Gospel, but the people who understand the Word have different understandings. This is natural, yet they all follow the same person.

If you care to much about what kind of Christian you are, you miss out on the Christ who transcends all labels of denomination,let while holding all of them together at the same time, even as they seperate from eachother, without realizing Christ holds them together.

>>76598753
for some reason the Judy Garland record makes me feel

there is no God

Just microwaved up some water for my tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALixmfjqVbk

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>>76599442
>Battert sassitch

NEW THREAD......
NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

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love seeing spergs rage at bradleyposting

>>76599595
gas yourself

>>76599536
I like to see you fucking try. 6'5 150kg brick shithouse i am

>>76599485
tim's a good lad he hates pakis

pakis

Where the fuck do you buy condoms here in London lads

Permavirgin here on summer school finally seeing a chance to get my dick wet with little/no strings attached, but I can't find anything in the mini Tescos and for some reason all the machines in the tube station bathrooms are broken

gonna make a cup of earl 'ey and a glass of water to rehydrate

Saving my Spanish autist grop project story for the next thread x x x quite disappointing

>>76599569
Sorry but the Catholic church is the only legitimate successor of Gods ministry

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>the bradley poster
>singular

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>>76599454
Who cares what they're called - anyone who eats frozen pizzas is a scummy probably overweight greasy pleb and not worth anyone's attention

I only eat Crosta and Molica pizza bases from Waitrose

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>>76599586
>>76599602
>>76599608

>>76599630
With the girl?

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>>76599442
>WEE BATTLES

>>76599613
force my 8 inch right up to your guts then blow a dose of love custard over your face heheh, bitch

>>76599627
condoms are banned by Islam

>>76599627
>summer school
runt

>>76599630
Yeah

>>76599627
You aren't looking hard enough in Tesco.

If you mean right now then find another supermarket or ask the people in Tesco

In general, walk into a GP and take some. They give them out for free

>>76599627
>seeing a chance to get my dick wet with little/no strings attached
how about being a decent person instead

>>76599619
GOT SO MANY CLOTHES I KEEP SOME IN MY AUNTS HOUSE
BEEN TO SOUTHAMPTON BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE

>>76599627
I buy mine online

>>76599442

>WEE BATTLES

lynn I've pierced my foot on a sppiiiyyyiike

>>76599627
pub toilets
larger supermarkets
use the pull-out method

>>76599619
>shitty brown
>colour

Fuck off, you Nigerian pissbag

>>76599442
>Peys

Literally screaming

>>76599641
fuck the pope

>>76599652
Si

>>76599682
You know that's Raheem Sterling, right?

Whenever I buy johnnies in tesco I always buy whichever ones aren't in the plastic security box so that I can put them through at the self-service tills without anyone knowing.

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hmm

6'2 and built like a Bradley (the tank not the game show host)

¿eres un coño o que?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj8vPw3UbNw

>>76599739
Why? Surely buying condoms should be a good thing, since it means you're getting sex?

>>76599717
Cant wait

>>76599744
Why you swiping on girls 3000km away you mong?

>>76599676
The mini tescos don't seem to have shit, I checked two. Also I don't want to ask staff because I'm nervous

>>76599680
The point here is since I'm getting the fuck out after the school is over in like three weeks I can go all or nothing, if my autism comes through I'm never seeing the girl again ever anyway

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>>76599442
>Banes

>>76599767
the virgin condom buy

still laugh nervously when I buy smirnoff in tescos

I am the most reverent man on brit

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>>76599606
helloo

>>76599744

Hate women like this

need extra small condoms so I can't buy them in shops because it's too embarrassing

always buy them on amazon but then I always imagine the picker with a big dick laughing at my expensive but at least I don't have to look them in the eyes

Love to whiff my own farts

>>76599791
It's QUITE interesting

(i might be lying to lure you into reading the post....)

>>76599819

VERY good post

>>76599800
why do you want to lose your virginity meaninglessly

>>76599836
You never know, it might be a robot laughing at you at Amazon

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>>76599744
>ywn roleplay as a bleeding heart lefty long enough to get into her pants and scream oswald moseley when you cum

>>76599827

Father O'Malley

>>76599836
yeah that's literally me
rocking a monster dong and I laugh at you all the time

lads in a dilemma

>have a friend abroad
>they say i can visit them and we can go to a musical festiavl together over there
>i say cool buy me tickets
>they say 1 months before im meant to arrive that I can't stay with them
>basically puts a hole in my plan so i had to shorten my trip and missed the festival
>Tell them then to sell the ticket (the ticket was resellable and there was like 2 months before the festival was starting)
>they said ok

....few months pass

>they're asking me for money for the ticket

should i pay them? or not?

>>76599442
>fish > fash
they aren't even fucking tryi--
>hawaiian burger > clappit manch in a bap wi a pine-apple roon

>>76599799
i matched with her when I was in Spain and she was there too you c*ck!

>>76599877
I can't help how I was born

>>76599893
No

>>76599905
>76599905
>>76599905
>>76599905
new

>>76599859
Because it'll probably be fun and probably because I have a better shot here. I mean, why not

I'm so hyped for the BPL Season to start surley this year arsenal will win it

>>76599893

Would not pay 2bh