what's wrong with americans?

>>76592914
they're fat and stupid

>>76592914
?

>Measuring your kid in money

Genetic superiority
He will grow up to be big and strong before dying at 40 from heart disease as result of a high sodium diet

>>76592914
Why the fuck do they cover the baby's penis? Are Americans that insecure about reproductive organs?

>>76592914
Thats a big baby

>>76592914
>tfw my friend's father was 7.7 kg
He is a fucking giant 2bh. Like 2.1m and big as fuck

>tfw had only 10 pounds when born
i feel so small

>>76593074
babies are CP now

>>76593074
imagine being the editor for the paper putting insignificant mosaic over the dick without even questioning it

>>76593152
actually 11
but still so small

>>76593074
Puritanism, it comes from the mind of the Anglo and only him, the eternal cancer that plagues mankind

>>76593104
For you

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>>76592914
>tfw i was 6,5

>>76593074

The first white settlers (in any significant number, at least) were puritans. We never really shook off their morals.

>>76593203
Puritans were one small group of people in New England and the movement faded in 2-3 generations. I mean, this cunt has the world's largest porn industry.

>>76593440
New Englanders think they were the first anglo settlers on this continent because of brainwashing, what's new?

Didn't the Nevermind cover show a baby's dick?

>>76593440
yet it cencors baby's penis for no reason whatsoever

>>76593440
Actually the First Great Awakening happened in the mid-18th century because religious belief in the colonies had slackened as the original Puritan settlers died off.

>>76593528
are Finnish newspapers full of baby dicks or something?

>>76593578
There needs to be one in Europe

Probably because baby dicks are gross and who wants to see that shit?

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>>76592982
Top lel

>>76593523
It did but some major retailers put a sticker over the baby's dick.

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me mum told me I had chest hair when I was born

>>76593385
>what is the Virginia Colony

>>76596755
Don't even bother, see >>76593522
I doubt most of them even know Jamestown was a thing

>>76593074
>>76593191
>>76593203
>>76593528

In case you missed it - these people quoted above are genuinely unhappy because they didn't get shown a baby's penis.

>>76593929
her bush hair probably scrapped off on you when you were born

>>76596955
The oven fuel is right. Why are Euros all so hungry for baby penis? Let them grow up and decide whether they want porn of themselves all over the Internet.

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>>76592982

>>76592914
how heavy is that in normal units?

>>76592914
I remember reading about some Yugoslavs being arrested in USA because they took a photo of their kid bathing naked in the tub and someone saw it while they were servicing their laptop.

>>76598616
Around 52 waffles.