/brit/

need to stop masturbating

Stop posting this

shadilay

>>76589773
muh dick
>having a 4chan pass
OP why?

On one of the days in July, when I was roaming around Girsh Park, a group of popular college kids
arrived to play kickball in the fields. They all looked like typical fraternity jocks, tall and muscular. The
kind of guys I’ve hated and envied all my life. With them came a flock of beautiful blonde girls, and they
looked like they were having so much fun playing together. One of the girls did a handstand in the grass,
and her sexy bare stomach showed as her shirt hung down. All of the girls were scantily clad. Rage
boiled inside me as I watched those people who thought they were better than me enjoying their
pleasurable little lives together. The rage was so intense that I couldn’t take it. I was insulted too much. I
couldn’t leave them without getting some form of revenge, so I drove to the nearby K-mart, bought a
super-soaker, filled it up with orange juice that I bought at the same store, and drove back to the park.
They were still there, having the time of their lives, and I wanted to ruin it for them. I wanted to ruin
their fun just like they ruined mine, as they would never accept me among them. I screamed at them
with rage as I sprayed them with my super soaker. When the boys started to yell and chase after me, I
quickly got into my car and drove away. I was giddy with ecstatic, hate-fueled excitement. I wished I
could spray boiling oil at the foul beasts. They deserved to die horrible, painful deaths just for the crime
of enjoying a better life than me.

Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, 4chan biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..

the jewish girl I'm going on a date with tomorrow looks like sara.

/gough gang/

>>76589866
nice lad

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tired of this edition. those woman are ugly

pizza is no better for yo than mcdonalds

>>76589864
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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IT'S HAPPENING

>3.8 MB
what a retard

>>76589866

le date haha xd

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>>76589866
FONT

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noseberg kept me behind an extra hour again today, don't even get overtime

>>76589847
Hello fellow 'pede!
MAGA! Praise Kek!

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>>76589859

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alri

>real american problems

>>>/pol/131652022

i'm going on a date tomorrow with a lad from /brit/

t. sara lookalike

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>>76589907
yes blame the jews prole

>>76589866
>jewish girl

good lad

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might cop this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6jqymC1D0

>>76589919
want you to be my mate and party with me

>>76589919
spice boy

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>>76589924

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might cop this

>>76589911
Based bogpilled poster

>>76589799
I NEED the left one's name pretty please

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might cop this

>>76589904
>normie
hardly
my parents arranged it with her parents

I unironically do most of the things that hipsters do but every other person I've met with similar interests has been a complete and utter arse desu

>>76589946
all of that is correct

>>76589915
love this

>>76589962

love this as well

simple as

>>76589847
>>76589911
>>76589966
Understandable, Have A Nice day. XD

Going to make an effort to be more rude and confrontational irl

>>76589860

A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

>>76589915
NEEEEEd a bf

>>76589979
what?

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>>76589949
prefer pink myself desu

>>76589984
howling

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errrr
hang on

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If we hadn't gone into Iraq, how would he be remembered by the general British public?

I know everyone on 4chan thinks he's a cuck for letting in immigrants, but in terms of the general consensus, would he have been remembered as a good prime minister?

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might stop posting

>>76589993
already done it lad

can't help staring people down and pushing past them on the street
and when i get a phone call i just can't respond civilly

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>>76589996
so do I
so badly

>>76590015
yeah

the only thing anyone ever whines about is the Iraq War

apart from that he did fantastic

>>76589946
Literally all true though except the USSR is still relevant

>>76590015
absolutely
His shitty foreign policy aside he wasa fantastic PM

>>76589993
Why commit to such terrible deeds? This world has no more space for cruelty and negativity my friend. Please know I like you the way you are.

>>76589946
Neoliberal capitalism is lowering living standards for the western working and middle class, though.
https://www.ft.com/content/d56b46f6-b237-11e6-9c37-5787335499a0?mhq5j=e1

though of course we could've solved this if politicians stopped listening to neoclassical weirdos and "Keynesians" who couldn't tell Keynes from their backside like Krugman.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76590015
He'd have probably been very popular because he's pretty much the archetypal all style who gives a fuck about substance type of politician, later seen in the likes of Obama, Trudeau, etc. Knowers like me know better though.

>>76590043
roaring

>>76589999
(I'm jewish too and they'd like us to get married and have kids)

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talked back to mum when she said not to

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Asians are strange creatures.

>>76589993
I'm making an effort to be more autistic irl
Talking to people is boring and they rarely have anything to say and then forget who I am so I'm just going to be a weirdo and take what they say literally to wind them up.

check out this for a giggle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdEYw3ginA&t=22s

>>76590066
HOWLING at this temporarlry embarrassed millionaire

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>>76590045
I'm a pushover weakling beta and I'm completely invisible to women

Something needs to change and step one is become an aggressive arsehole

>>76590033
You're dope bro.

>>76590053
lies

fuck off ha-joon

>>76590079
fuck off zionista

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>>76589943
come Japan October matey

>>76590079
wish i was jewish

>>76590009
very glad there was a fanny in this

>>76590110
Alex turner hahaha

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>>76590091

>>76590102
Good way to get smitten, dont try to force something like that on yourself.

>>76590099
making a very nice wage at the moment, not a millionaire though

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hmm.
What to post... what to post...

>>76590122
good post
good poster

>>76590110
stephen gately didn't die he moved to australia

how long have y'all been posting on /brit/ for?

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>>76590015
Still poorly.
Look at the 2001 election: Turnout absolutely crashed. He was the prime minister of disillusion. He came to power on a wave of optimism about finally getting away from a stagnant Conservative government, only to continue implementing similar policies.

He would always be the Prime Minister of Targets culture, ASBOs and Mandelson. He might not be remembered as the literal satan he's remembered as now, but you can garuntee we'd be disillusioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKSllUPbzCI

Might start wearing makeup like the lads in south korea do

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>tfw Ireland isn't good enough for Lidl

>>76590042
>>76590044
People forget how much he did for the NHS and "education education education." His attempt at libertarianism was actually pretty successful.

I don't recall many people really hating him before 2003.

>>76590182
darn near about one month, fellin' like a seasoned kekman partner! shadilay to you and good biddings!

>>76590177
Best post this general has seen for awhile.

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>>76590184
have thought about this meself
think i might stay in a hotel in my city for a week so i wont meet anyone in my dorm while i try it out and see what its like

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>>76590182
I only post here when I come home drunk from the pub and usually stick to posting bums and girls until I'm banned to be 100% honest with you guys right now.

Is HOI4 worth purchasing my compatriots?

>>76590235
state of you

>>76590243
no
3 or dh are much better

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>>76590243
only if you get kaiserreich

>>76590184
don't think you want to copy anything that happens in south korea
quite possibly the most boring place on the planet if it weren't for north korea being there

This thread needs more male bums
>>76590243
No it's garbage play hoi3

>>76590182
posted 2 years ago
took a break
started again 5ish weeks ago

>>76590243
if you like that style of game then yes

>>76590106
Look out Schäuble he's gonna get you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2bVGi0ReE

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I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.

>>76590249
women sleep around until they're 30
known fact

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>>76590253
I enjoy myself.

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phwoar have a look at that
mad

>>76590291
Mate you cannot chip in unless you've slept with a woman, got that virgin boy? Your opinion is worthless

>>76590309
what kind of dog is this

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>>76590288
>shopping me out

which is the least autistic paradox game

for a newcomer

>>76590353
eu4

>>76590185
>brandy dogfood
haha imagine a drunk dog

>>76590353
they are all shit don't bother

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KEEP YOUR DOG SHREDDED WITH THE TREE TUG FROM WWW.SWOLEDOGS.COM CLICK LINK BELOW!!! EXCELLENT TOOL FOR BUILDING MUSCLE AND RELEASING ENERGY!!

(this is a real advertisement)

if I had access to a time machine, where would I go? A question commonly asked but an answer not commonly given.

I'd travel back to April of 1912 and set sail on the RMS titanic although with a few modern amenities and technology. I would dance and joke and eat and watch the clock as the titanic's period of blissful ignorance went unchallenged all the while teetering closer to the abyss. Perhaps by now you're thinking I will save the titanic, her crew and passengers with deliverance of an omen at the 15th hour, but, you are wrong. As the collision occurs and as ancient ice tears through steel, I will be in a pressurised scuba suit (albeit with a few alterations) climbing into a small submarine.

The voyage down to the inevitable grave, not being shallow its one semblance to an honour burial on land, was exhilarating. Upon reaching its final resting place identified 73 years later, I sat in wait. I looked at my watch and saw the time was close, so I began my final journey.

I exited the submarine in my modified scuba suit, that modification being a small rubbed sealed hole in the groin to allow my bollocks to be subject to the extreme pressures of the deep. The pressure itself had me salivating as my bollocks were being crushed under pressure like the creation of diamonds, fitting for the title of family jewels. I swam to the collision point deep in the Atlantic and lay there, saliva filling my mask. Finally, through a thick saliva filled mask, I see the titanic hurtling toward me, my bollocks more specifically. The bow of the ship that bought rose and jack closer to heaven ascends me even higher as it makes contact my bollocks, crushing them with a combination of brute force and water pressure. As I lay on the ocean floor, knackers pulverised and now food for small fish, I drift slowly to sleep thinking that although hearts may go on, my bollocks sure won't.

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TWO SCOOPS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>76590353
eu4 out of my experience (eu4, ck2, hoi4)

Lads what happened with OJ Simpson, he was acquitted but then arrested and charged again years later, was it for the same crime?

>>76590365
eu4 is shit
>>76590353
Pirate and then play victoria 2 download HPM and build liquor factories

>>76590367
they're just called Irish these days I think

What books will make me smarter??

>>76590365
>>76590398
does it have a good tutorial or will I need to do some revision on youtube
the most complex strategy game I have played is aoe2

downloaded darkest hour a while back but haven't played it much
quite daunting tbqh, new to gsgs

>>76590411
>le liquoria 2

>>76590410
no. the law protects against double jeopardy in every non-shit country

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>>76590418
dictionaries

>>76590418
Book called 'My Struggle'
Written by some Austrian fellow. Can't remember his name

>>76590437
t.eu4 shitter

>>76590418
dont need books when you have youtube, just watch some molyneux and sargon

>>76590418
Capital Vol 1-3

>>76590418
this one http://digamo.free.fr/keen2011.pdf

>>76590485
my antivirus is going haywire
wouldn't bother with this one

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i'm in
learning some VERY interesting things about this girl aahhaa

>>76590418
what subjects you interested in?

>>76590512
ballbusting

>>76590394
decided not to read your post after the first line
but id go to 1670ish and talk to Isaac Newton and tell him how famous and amazing he is and tell him stories of how the world has changed thanks to his genius

>>76590526
newlad

small willy humiliation is the most patrician fetish there is

>>76590544
>newlad
stopped reading there

>>76590526
NEW

>>76590507
>he doesn't use commonsense 2016 LTS

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>>76590552
*scalps you*
heh.
*turns head and spits out tobacco*

>>76590557
alri tiny dick hahaha
*whips out my eight incher*

>>76590591
*likes it*

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what's your favourite airline?

i liked Go.

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bums are just neat

>>76590588
noice

watching the documentary about gawker and hulk hogan

>>76590614
not that one

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>>76590610

>>76590614
prefer breasts

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love bums

>>76590647
faggot

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Pirating every episode of Paw Patrol

>>76590442
It says he was acquitted for the murder and then arrested for murder in 2007 - was this a different murder then??

bum arse ass behind backside shitbox

>>76590656
bit harsh lad

swiped for every munter I seen when I was drunk on tinder yday and now I have to unmatch with a load of propa mongoloids

grim looking at their faces and bodies 2bh, pathetic people

>>76590184
gay guys wear make up in london, i seen em

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Hmm

>>76590656
t. Carl Icahn

Howling at the pushover cuck who was surprised when he got dumped

so if you cheat on your gf, the last thing you should do is tell her right?

>>76590690
font

>>76590664
yes. you can't be rearrested for a crime you were already proven innocent for

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>>76589799
who is that girl in the middle?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30T9jpXDqGw

>waaaaa I'm a good looking normie woman feel sorry for me

>>76590714
My mistake, he was arrested in 2007 for armed robbery and assault

What a fucking muppet

about to consume a whole pizza myself for the second day in a row

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>>76590649
Fair enough.
I can see the appeal.

overclocked my iron

>Nigboiis think they can compete with THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LztvM-Lj7KI

Doing a pints

>>76590726
A I S H A

>>76590736
>Autism in adulthood

Thank God I outgrew mine when I turned 18!

>>76590761
typed it in google. turns out there are many aishas

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>>76590744

boys are better than girls

having autism sounds grim

>Playing pool when im sober
Abysmal

>Playing pool while tipsy
Better

>Playing pool after half a bottle of strongbow dark fruits
Earl Strickland

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Anyone else here ACTUALLY diagnosed with Autism (ASD) ?

>>76590796
it is

>>76590816
self diagnosed

>>76590816
Unfortunately

>>76590787
The one that is linked in every fucking thread you mong

Anthem of the grand Caliphate of London in the year 50,069:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fldyHVOsA

have a ten inch penis

>>76590858
how about a last name

>>76590816
took a strong reflection on my soul and diagnosed myself. The cure, you may ask? Strongbow dark fruits, for as long as my drunken stupor lasts

if you cheat on your gf she deserves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3QYBqqfKBU

Lads this is amazing

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Did anyone else ever use Webshots as their source of fap material back in the day?

Slava gangster worldwide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU

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I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

>>76590816
diagnosed aspergers but i think ive mostly grown out of it now

>>76590919
>serezha mestiny
good good good lad

>>76590933
fuck off yank

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>>76590935
big fan

>Ywn be slava gangster with poor fashion sense and a mullet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDpRs5oJWaM

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calpol cures autism

Finally, at long last, I can show the world my true
worth.

pretending to be a girl on the internet and getting lads to wank desu

>>76590986
no

>>76590897
this is

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Alright I'm off to sleep, good night chaps.
But first look at this crazy kiwi haha he's outta control.

>>76590796
it's okay if they diagnose you young

grim is being diagnosed at 18 and basically realizing that you'll never get any support and that all the coping mechanisms you developed growing up are going to cripple you for the rest of your life.

>>76590816
yes

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>>76590986
JANNY
FANNY
JANNY
FANNY
JANNY
FANNY
JANNY
FANNY
JANNY
FANNY

>>76591014
>grim is being diagnosed at 18 and basically realizing that you'll never get any support and that all the coping mechanisms you developed growing up are going to cripple you for the rest of your life.
Literally me.

Unreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_oaXvCYLo

>>76589799

I made eye contact with a grill that looked like left grill and she smiled at me but I was too afraid to smile back lol

Communism is morally repugnant

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>>76591066
Women are foul

>>76591066
>>76591069
>>76591086
I need to stop coming here

come on delete the nudes

what is with the explosion of sexual imagery here?

>>76591102
New janitor, the retards want to bait him so they can post pictures of david mitchell laughing and give their lives some semblance of meaning

>>76591102
All the teenagers have just finished their exams

once went through border control with an empty/no stamps passport

dumb bitch could not fathom that I was poor and cannot travel

>>76591115
Good bottom

>>76591117
hello janny

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>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

>>76591115
too much arse how do i fit my dick in that

by all rights I should have a gf

>>76591066
good bottom. Barry Chuckle

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>>76591102
terrible isnt it

only 2 (two) more days until I can play crash bandicoot on PS4, enjoy some tasty pizza for dinner and forget about wageservitude for 2 whole days

would prefer cute girl posting instead of dirty slut posting

>>76591152
Just play Crash 1 on an emulator. It's the exact same game, just better graphics and slower running speed

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>>76591141
t.paddy

>think 'if I'd just put 5k into crypto a few months ago' CONSTANTLY

RRREEEEE

>>76590918
metacafe

If your dick is under 7.5 inches your sexual partners will laugh at you behind your back and tell all their friends about your baby dick

>>76591122
Yeah because the random person behind the desk who looks at thousands of passports every day really cares about you and your stampless passport

my call centre went down in the cyber attack today so I got paid to sit around for 4 hours

Craving the jan mans once authoritarian grasp over /brit/, its full of lawless NEETs that need to be firmly beaten back into line, the likes of which a beating only the jan man could administer to these social miscreants.

imagine having a symmetrical face

not a fan of this fanny posting gimmick

made chinese chipshop style curry with egg fried rice

came out a bit mushy but tastes good at least.

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>>76591163

thoughts on fanny packs?

>>76590270

what makes you think that

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business idea: sell trains for cats

post some cute, fit naked lads lads

All of my friends are petty criminals and dealers, and I am so much more intelligent than them, how do I manipulate these droogs to do my bidding?

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I said pick it up

>>76591227
If you have to ask, you aren't as intelligent as you believe

>>76591168
My PC is crap. Also it's 3 games bundled together for less than 30 quid, well worth it in my opinion.

>>76591184
she sat there staring at it for what felt like half an hour, everyone else went through almost instantly

would blow anyone ITT for a box of Fibre1 or some porridge rn

>>76591247
probably thought u looked a bit dodgy 2bh lad.

my passport has no stamps in it because i mostly travelled within the EU.

bird at work asked me to do a wank for her so i did a wank and she reported me to hr

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who is uglier?

do people look at you when they pass you in the street?

>>76591298
left

>>76591298
>no bra
>no make up

hhnnnnnngggg
rosie confirmed best girl

>>76591298
Left no contest

>>76591314
I often feel like im being monitored and gangstalked by the government, I am completely absolved of any criminality. My only crime is shitposting.

>>76591314
sometimes
learnt that people either find me quite attractive or quite ugly

>>76591298
Don't know why she insists on wearing those rings and pouting

Really accentuates the whole farm animal look she's got going

>>76591285
Unless you physically wanked in front of her or there's an email trail implicating you then just deny it.

>>76591314
never. that's why I try staring them down and walking directly into them just to hold their attention

>>76591314
i look like a slavic thug so probably not

>>76591337
are you the one who posts his face

No joke and not being edgy but if I was a woman and my only redeeming quality in life was centered around my ass I'd be fucking depressed. What an empty existence. Guess their low IQ acts as a defense mechanism making them not care. Know it sounds fedora but had to let it out after seeing the Aussie post all these ass pics.

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GTA SA was the peak of video gaming

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YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

>>76591361
yes

>>76591298
Obviously Rosy but her body is superb whereas busted Danny Radcliffe on the right there has the body of a frog with her only compensation being a painfully average face.

>>76591365
that arse gives them control of the male brain though

>>76591365
that is why we need more of the right kind of feminism

whats worse
bender or furfags?

>>76591314
yeah
a lot of girls look me in the eyes as they walk past

>>76591369
no

>>76591214
whenever i see anyone discussing korea it's normally to do with
food - hate korean food, simple as
history - people say this about countries and i never care. in any case it sounds like it's been a pushover country
architecture - which i find v unbelievable and assume it's just kpop fans pretending to have another interest (but idk)
kpop - probably the worst kind of music to ever come upon this planet
and their work ethic, which is inherently a boring thing
kdramas - seems more cringey than anime
apparently they have a couple of decent martial arts films though

>>76591365
desu after seeing women crawling all over people when drunk at uni parties i find it impossible to respect them.
and not just because sensory defensiveness meant my first response was to tell them to fuck off for touching me instead of letting my dick get hard.

fuck drumpf

>>76591369
SA singleplayer was boring

I spent about 7 years of my life on a single server of SA:MP

>>76591365
bums r grate

wonder how many other intellectuals there are ITT that realise IV was the best GTA

>>76591371
is that sweater bear?

tim wont be best pleased when he finds out

Are you capable of toiling in the collectivised farms and factories when the revolution comes? Im a seasoned agrarian myself

>>76591311
>>76591311
>>76591311

>>76591371
actually think the guy in the bowtie and rainbow suspenders is vaguely stylish.

like a cartoon character but still.

>>76591385
no it doesn't

>>76591414
Literally never played sa mp

Was it/is it any good? Just drive around and talk shit all day?

>>76591426
>video games
>intellectuals

Ice poseidon in London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIEI9oeEwUo

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>>76591398
furfags are the worst.
the most vapid, consumerist society on earth, making vanilla faggots look like buddhist monks.

>>76591408
modern korean cinema is the only good thing to have come out of that country

>>76591369
surprising good chart
radio x should be higher for los santos though

>>76591408

well okay you may dislike those things but you said boring which sounded weird to me

if you're a gaymur Korea is heaven tho, which is why I'm learning Korean atm

>>76591369
3: innovation and created an entire genre of video games
vice: A T H E S T I C
SA: memes
4: boring and annoying
5: normies

>>76591505
gamers are boring

>>76589799
i wonder how big his schlong is