If you lie on a beach in Spain, you are in Africa. If you lie

If you lie on a beach in Czechoslovakia, you are suddenly in Czechia or Slovakia.

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if you lie on a beach in America, you are fat and stupid

>>76585118

that was fucking racist. Fuck you.

>>76585154
if you lie on a beach in Brazil, your sopa de macaco is getting cold

>>76585154
you dont lie on a beach in brazil

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If you lie on a beach in Czech Republic you are dreaming

>>76585461
If you lie on a beach in finland you can see somalia in the horizon

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>>76585530
we all know that feel i guess

If you lie on a beach in Australia, you die after few minutes

>>76585655
>stay on land
>get killed by giant birds, venomous critters and aboriginals
>go into the water
>get killed by sharks, jellyfish and octopuses

>>76585023
If you lie on a beach in slovenia than you are a subhuman

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>>76585898
don't forget the snakes.
in both elements.
the ones in the sea are actually the nastiest ones.

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>>76585461
umm, try again sweetie ;)

>>76586834
>""beach""

> in Spain, you are in Africa
That's factually true if you go to Ceuta, Melilla or the Canary Islands. Try again OP