you go to Hungary illegally this magyar policewomen shows up

"Treaty of Trianon, best treaty"

>>76579979
yo no hable espanol

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charge at her yelling "i am greek"

>>76579979
Glory to Artotzka!

Tell her "Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki".

Should solve the problem.

Than I would ask her where is the nearest paprika market because I'd like to buy two bags of fresh Madziar paprika.

i dont fuck with five o mane. suck my cock ho. fuck the pigs. you wanna shoot me fo sho.

>>76579979
Show her a thick bill of greens and ask her for how much she is willing to do porn with you.

"kurva anyatok, i saw it on /int/"

>>76579979
i would say sorry i don't speak hungarian and i don't understand what you want from me

This is how a lot of yuro porn starts so I'd probably get ready to whip out my dick.

>>76579979
Sorry, I only speak Transylvanian

>>76580047
This.

K-kurva anyàtok to you too

Let me Trianon dat ass

>>76579979
>Mutassa a papírjait, legyen szíves!

I went to Hungary from Qatar legally and she said this gibberish shit to me and I waited for 2hours to let me in.

She even had fucking dyed blond hair.

>>76579979
Did she say "now jump"?

KURVA ANYÀTOK XDDDDDDDD

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>>76579979
Go Sapér Vodička on her ass

>jsem myslel, že ty svině budou vohnivější

nem tudom

cyka blyat

>>76579979
Rape her and kill that cum skin bitch

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>>76579979
>tfw could at any time use the egyszerüsitett honositast when the west goes to shit
Do Jews feel a similar thing?

>>76579979
kurva horthy miklós katonája vagyok, legszebb katonája

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>>76579979
Show her this.

>>76579979
Accepting her sexual offer and pay my debt to justice in her bed.

>>76586541
why isn't it in english

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Wow her with my awesome hungarian language skills

>jo reggelt, hogy vagy kurva anyatok

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>Bend over, imma put the finno back in your ugric

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>>76589633
Her dancing is appropriately skeletal for her legs.

>>76588996
Because, it is German.

>>76590078
Indeed, she needs to gain about 150kg to look appealing to my American tastes