Right wing choons edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z0UwYzKcLY
true communism hasn't never been tried
stupid fucks didn't put bacon on my chicken bacon sandwich
pay up piggies
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8yBSNtv6bKzwUU0Vh3cpvg/videos
thoughts?
JANITOR
cute lads :3
Today, a friend of mine whom I respect had his birthday party. He had invited lots of people, some of which I wanted to talk to and catch up. Obviously, not all will come, but a good part of them would.
I decided that I shall go. And I did. But nothing went up to my expectations. I greeted everyone, chatted with a few, but nothing like I expected. I usually keep my expectations low to avoid disappointment, but even by my standards, this was disappointing.
I then thought of other guys and girls of my age. They have good grades, money, good parents, friends, girlfriends/boyfriends. It's like they have it all.
Or do they? Do they really have it all? I have a friend who has everything really. Including depression. He has the grades he needs, money, good parents, a caring family, good social life, yet he shows the greatest depressions I've seen.
I'm sitting here, late in the night and everyone else is sleeping. But I feel lost. Not just now. All the time. Whatever I do, wherever I am, I feel lost. This question "Do they have it all?", keeps me up right now. Do they? Do others have it all? Should I ask them? I feel I'm looking for someone to care for, but I don't understand what does it mean to care for someone, to love someone. But, more importantly, who to love?
>>76570843
Doesn't look like her
>tfw one yank is obsessed with me because i plant the most quality (You) crops in /brit/
I know a Muslim girl with a Valkyrie tattoo. Who can I report her too for cultural appropriation?
my parents were going to move to australia when i was 11 but they decided against it because of the wildlife
>>76570905
to*
Why must I be so lonely
is it best to cut with a razor or burn yourself with cigarettes for anxiety relief?
>>76570932
>Lunch time
>Drinks diet soda to lose weight
>Doesn't eat food
>>76570929
two*
is there anything more cringeworthy than youtube celebrity drama
>>76570937
>cigarettes
grim
>>76570947
this, he isn't helping himself
Where is Thailad
>>76570984
Hes in Siam
quite like portuguese people, got a few in my houseshare
>love banter
>love pints
>love ciggies
>love bbqs
>hate pakis
>hate benders
reckon the snake is the most reviled animal to most human societies
>>76570953
One time I let a really fat girl blow me when I was really drunk, but I couldn't get hard cuz of whiskey dick. The stimulating feeling of her mouth on my dick made me lose a shot of piss in her mouth. She started to cry after
>>76570932
this is genuinely what yank schools are like
>>76571000
Nah reckon that's me lol
>>76571015
haha
>>76571000
up until a few hundred years ago it would have easily been the wolf
>>76571007
what
>>76570984
got arrested again
need a bf
>>76571000
fairly so
>>76571000
what about rats
One time I let a really fat girl blow me when I was really drunk, but I couldn't get hard cuz of whiskey dick. The stimulating feeling of her mouth on my dick made me lose a shot of piss in her mouth. She started to cry after
Worst crime you've done? Charged with breaking and entering for going into my exgfs place to grab my stuff back
>>76571036
r u a girl xxx
*submits CV detailing sixpack, good looks, and vast intellect*
>>76571071
Stole a cream egg from the Paki shop when I was 13
>>76571071
Caught with devil's lettuce. Officer let me off with a verbal warning. Being white in USA is ez mode
>>76571086
Oooo
You're hard..
>>76571071
shagged your mum
it was a crime against humanity
>>76571071
i've done some properly heinous, terrible, absolutely morally corrupt things but never been arrested or charged with anything as of yet haha wahey
I like to make up stories for (you)s. If people take the bait I like to see how long I can improvise a story
>>76571071
Dishonorably discharged from the military for assaulting a commanding officer
(he called me a nigger)
>>76570818
>choons edition
got your bullshit right here, la-breh
https://youtu.be/Y9ivdRyuKVI
yanks
>>76571000
their bites are overpowered, god nerfed them by taking away their legs but they're still retardedly broken
>>76571110
are you? did anything happen to him?
>>76571106
unoriginal gimmick from ages ago even ive been doing it for a while
See: I shagged my best mates girl. literally 2 year old /brit/ posts from me about it
breh-la
>>76571120
ohmygod mackenzie you cant just ask people if they are black!
>their bites are overpowered, god nerfed them by taking away their legs but they're still retardedly broken
>>76571110
why do niggers think that being called a nigger gives them the right to act like a nigger? get the fuck over it darkie
>>76571120
>Am I?
I'm black.
>Anything happen to him
He said he said against a commanding officer is never good. Didn't get charged with a crime and got an easy out of infantry
>>76571130
Here's one I did yesterday where I pretended to be Jewish in /cum/
>>76571071
stole someone's bike but got away with it, also gave it back later on so it was really more like borrowing without asking
>>76571153
yea sounds bang out of order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkJJlE7wzYg
>>76571071
One time I let a really fat girl blow me when I was really drunk, but I couldn't get hard cuz of whiskey dick. The stimulating feeling of her mouth on my dick made me lose a shot of piss in her mouth. She started to cry after
>>76571092
This. I smoked weed with a bud in a middle school parking lot at 11PM at night and the officer was more concerned about kids fucking around in the quarry nearby than us. He didn't even bring up the weed.
>>76571111
She looks like Anta sarmemeson
>>76571144
Is this the origin of this pic?
>>76571110
hello nigger
>>76571027
wrong
wolves didn't exist on every continent, snakes do
you can see hear smell wolves coming because they aren't stealth hunters, you can't see hear smell a snake coming they can slither right up onto you before you even notice
if a wolf attacks you you can fight it off and maybe escape without injury or only minor injury
once a poisonous snake bites you there's nothing you can do about it
also snakes go way further back as predators they were absolute hell on our primordial ancestors
>>76571113
t. a fucking snake
as if it matters they dont have legs theyre fucking quick
Why do you hate him, /brit/? Even if you dislike his politics he still seems like a decent hardworking bloke.
*calls you a garbage human*
what is the realistic likelihood that we could petition for a sub-chan /brit/ and not just a general?
Think we deserve it
>>76571190
commie bastard
>>76571180
there are wolves on every continent apart from which?
>>76571190
Never had a job outside politics, spent 32 years in parliament without serving on any committees or cabinet positions
>>76571190
Chelsea is the best part of London 2bh
>>76571169
Ya mate. He pulled me over and had me dump the baggie into the grass. Small amount and said that he didn't want to bother with the paperwork. If we were black though....
really makes you think
>owen schroyer using the phrase "six-D chess" unironically
>PaulJoWat commercial pushing brain force
wtf is going on at that "news network"?c
>>76571170
Fuck, you are right! Makes me want to pound her even more now
>>76571192
no point, we'll just post in 1 general anyway so it might as well be in /int/
>>76571216
how would you even be into bloodplay?
>say im black
>get 4 posts about chimps and niggers
ah yes
>>76571219
yea but it's of arab/russian billionaires i.e non londoners
>>76571180
wolves are far more damaging to human societies and were rekking human villages for millenia in europe/asia/africa/middle east and north america for literally all of human history
if you actually think snakes have been anywhere near a big a problem as wolves then you are a certified fucking idiot
>>76571250
anemia
>if you actually think snakes have been anywhere near a big a problem as wolves then you are a certified fucking idiot
>>76571266
t. snake
>>76571266
thought this said women instead of wolves
been on /r/incels too long
>>76571272
fuck off brainlet
Just got back from my run lads. Am officially at a state of oneness with the universe.
>>76571201
africa australia south america
>>76571288
You're the brainlet though
might play some mario galaxy
>been on /r/incels too long
vile little virgin slug
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, FOUR EYES?
>/r/incels
>>76571254
don't see any posts about chimps
if soldiers want footballers wages why dont they just become footballers
>>76571071
can't say
>>76571266
no they haven't
humans literally evolved such good eyesight in order to detect snakes
this is indisputable fact
our evolution has literally been driven by snakes
you're a dullard and a small thinker
>>76571263 I found a decent amount of Americans and native WASPS there. Felt more like home back in New Hampshire than in main London which was full of foreigners and shitskins. Wish I could afford to live somewhere like that if it meant me working within that area and not the greater London area.
WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL ALIVE?!
women are far more damaging to human societies and were rekking human villages for millenia in europe/asia/africa/middle east and north america for literally all of human history
if you actually think men have been anywhere near a big a problem as women then you are a certified fucking idiot
So Yanks how much longer until Drumpft is thrown out of office and given political asylum in Russia?
bet girls would be freaked out if they knew how much i dream of tonguing their arseholes haha
>>76571353
they wont need to
heres how bernie can still win
>>76571353
Hopefully soon. Bureaucracy and corruption moves slowly here in the good ol' US of A
>>76571356
kek they really would
the female orgasm is a myth
>>76571191
true
>>76571356
Do girls even like getting their bums licked?
i live in sargon's head rent free
t. anita sarkeesian
>>76571027
wolves were respected in a way though
>>76571304
there are wolves in Africa and South America
>>76571397
not really no
t. licked 3 girls bumholes
>>76571341
you think the entire evolution of the human eye is for snakes and nothing else
yep you are a mental midget
also human society didn't exist when we were evolving in the trees 20 million years ago
yanks never cease to amaze with their loudmouthed ignorance
>>76571397
Gotten mixed responses on this but the general consensus amongst normies is that most enjoy it
>>76571386
t. 3" willy lad
>>76571418
humans didn't evolve in trees brainlet
>>76571304
so you proved yourself to be just as moronic as I pointed out
what a surprise
>didnt even know they had wolves in fucking AFRICA
>normies
>>76571425
>>76571397
how the fuck is this even a thing? bumlicking was honestly inconceivable, an odd fetish, more than four years ago it seems. it came out of nowhere.
I think wolves are only really an issue for humans when they prey upon livestock, they don't outright attack humans very often.
humans have only practiced animal husbandry in the past thousand years which isn't enough time to evolve around that threat
the threat of snakes has existed for much longer
>>76571450
no but our ancestors did
you have been proven wrong, you didn't even know where wolves came from you turbopleb
>>76571464
black people or jews i believe
snake? good worm. wolf? bad dog.
>>76571475
I'm not even the same person you're arguing with, runt
>>76571450
you think we evolved our supersnake eyesight that lets us see more shades of green than any other colour on the savannah
KEK
what a brainlet, can't even stick the line of your own argument, crawl back in your hole
>>76571478
>black people
this is quite literally it. before that, i only heard of it as a nog thing.
>>76571478
>or
they're one in the same
>>76571472
fuck off dude
>>76571495
Africa was much greener hundreds of thousands of years ago.
But of course, you didn't know that because you are talking out of your ass.
>>76571353
When they find actual evidence of collusion with Russia i.e. never
dont feel comfortable with a darkie in the thread
>>76571535
just quit saying edgy shit and you wouldn't know
mongs
Come up on different streets, they both were streets of shame
Both dirty, both mean, yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you, and now your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?
When you can fall for chains of silver, you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin
Now you just say "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him"
Big fan of wanking to black girls, m8s. Always had an easier time talking to ghetto princesses than whitey
>>76571560
>edgy
fuck off nog
>>76571569
they get upset when you say nigger though
america used to be ruled by blacks
>>76571588
Can't blame em for that, 2bh
>>76571588
...why wouldnt they? why would you say it around her?
snakes aren't even that big of a threat you tards
not in africa with open space. snakes don't want to bite you, they have no reason; as soon as a human sees a snake or a snake sees a human they both back off
occasionally early humans would die and be bit but it wasn't the biggest concern for them, they definitely didn't evolve drastically around that threat
>>76571603
sure i can
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>>76571569
this is honestly gross. fucking gross fecal cauldron between two grotesque mountains of doughy, black blobs. what a cruel prank god has played by making the procreation of our species a journey through two gooey waste chutes.
>>76571609
because they're niggers?
its like saying you mustn't call an egg an egg
nothing wrong with stating the truth desu
>>76571569
I bet that room is musty and greasy as hell.
Her phone must look like it was dropped in a vat of Crisco.
Her pubes would make wonderful shoe straps.
Her bones would make exceptional blunting instruments compared to other races.
etc. etc.
Lads how many years in college is pushing it?
t.already in second year but want to take up a new subject
>>76571633
magnificent post
>>76571635
I decided to resit my A levels so I'm going to be taking my second year for the second time (really my fourth year of college)
feel like such an embarrassing runt but it is because i didn't try at all the first time round
filtered the n word finally
good night
evolution is survival of the fittest, if humans adapted as a result of snakes it would be because the ones with the improved attributes were surviving whilst all the others were being snek'd to death.
wew
why do british women crave the SPC (small paki cock) ?
>>76571666
hate my own awkwardness
simple as
http://www.jordanbpeterson.com/docs/434/Assigned_Papers/Isbell%20L%20(2006)%20Snakes%20as%20agents%20of%20evolutionary%20change%20in%20primate%20brains%20JHE.pdf
>w-wolves are worse because i said so!
>no i don't have any actual argument or facts to back up anything i'm saying
underage as fuck
>>76571657
your filters are powerless ni?gger
>>76571666
fucking hell what I wouldn't give to be a part of that
>>76571656
I've not tried at all either. ffs I even missed my last exam...
Thing is, I really do want to take up this new subjects, but is staying in college until I'm 20 worth it?
Is it healthy to have /ourowen/ on in the background pumping raw unfiltered right wing truth bombs into my cerebral complex?
Hmm
THAAAAAILAAAAAAAD
>>76571703
Cortex*
>>76571715
>28 year old saying nigger on 4chan
put a bullet in my head if im stil this much of a manchild 6 years from now
>>76571666
Most british webm so far
Fitting for a country of dandies and nancys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKSgIOZpPd4
story of my life
>>76571725
>le taboo word is naughty
haha
Why of all people does a yank nigger think he belongs on /brit/?
>>76571725
*puts a bullet in your head for saying n-gg-r*
>>76571725
Saying nigger is perfectly fine, unlike playing "video" "games" and other wasteful, unproductive activities.
Find enjoyment in that which produces something like a food concoction or building a coin miner, etc.
>>76571685
Imagine being Rasheed in that scene
>>76571701
well i'll be doing that and because I feel like I do have academic potential, I feel like it's the good thing to do. If I had some kind of trade or market skill, I'd have dropped education already.
also, I reckon going to uni at 20 will be better than going at 18. just stuff like maturity, knowing more about living independently, etc
>>76571749
>building a coin miner
hello 2010
>>76571746
its just childish, like you
Rate my jerked turkey
>>76571717
/fit/ dropping purple pills left and right
>>76571752
i'd probably take a long awkward look at her thighs then make eye contact and realize she saw me staring and pretend she doesn't exist
bum bum bum poo willy nig--
>>76571749
typical american. whys it always got to be food with you lot?
>>76571777
Either everything is ok to say or nothing is.
If you don't like it you can go back to re?ddit
I'm so fucking depressed
>>76571685
Genuinely feel bad for the dude
He is being mocked and he is aware of it
not a fan of black people and i want them out of white countries but i won't use curse words for them. no need to be so crass.
>>76571797
I've been derealized and depersonalized all day lad. Does this happen to you too?
>>76571805
What a fine British gentleman :3
>>76571792
Does that mean you are okay with using the word nigger?
>>76571786
Why are all Egyptians pedophiles ?
ALERT: yank overload
>>76571685
Is this what a female chav looks like
>>76571685
she looks very british
>>76571723
Hi! :3
>>76571803
i mean
all he need is to stare her down
yet he's avoiding eye contact like the beta that he is
>>76571754
I feel like such a runty cunt, but thanks for putting it like that. Yeah, YEAH.
It's not that embarrassing being 18 and in a class with with 16 year olds. Heck, last year I was with a mother in her mid twenties.
>an extra two years of pseudo-toil
>>76571805
Actually don't mind black people on an individual basis, I know it's cliche but some of by best mates growing up were black or half. Used to call them nig?ger all the time and they'd handle the banter just fine. Don't like being told what not to say on a place like 4chan.
>>76571685
sophie and nat dormer spotted
my best negros are black
>28 years old
>>76571836
>>76571824
>What's a timezone anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dlc3JXBFGk
>>76571823
i wouldn't know as i'm not egyptian
check flag shitlord
>>76571826
>>76571835
Maisie Williams
game of thrones actress
>>76571862
I thought she looked familiar but that can't be her right? Never knew she was a right cunt who mocks people for their ethnicity
I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED
>>76571854
>>anon
FOR
what is the solution to the yank question?
hint: check the pic
>a bloodline stretching back unbroken for millions/billions of years
>it ends with you
HOWLING
thailad would you please chime in on >>76571635
I would honestly like your advice because you seem like you've got something figured out.
>>76571892
silly ideologs
>>76571876
likely mocking him based on him being a poor shitter with autism , not ethnicity
>>76571899
natural selection
superior chads will continue breeding, and humanity will be better off for it
The last 7 girls I superliked haven't liked me back
I even made sure to only use it on 6 or 7/10s
>>76571899
have no idea why people care about this
>>76571877
Education is just a choice of what an authority deems to be correct information that is taught to someone.
We "educate" people these days that evolutionary biology is implicitly racist and that advanced cultures owe the disadvantaged free money
>>76571910
why tho? cos he sat next to a celebrity on an empty bus? we don't know the context
>>76571901
I don't know mate, it depends entirely on your circumstances. If staying on for a new subject is going to be beneficial in the long run and you can afford to do it (which appears to be the case), go for it.
A few years well invested is worth improving your entire future imo.
>>76571858
why are niggers so violent?
>>76571927
because he didn't recognize her and beg for her attention i think
>>76571899
this is probably the funniest thing about incels to me. They will be the first in a line of organisms stretching back to the first single celled bacteria on the planet earth, through fish and land crawlers up to mammals and tree dwelling monkeys through to humans that travelled the world, and every single one of them mated except these incel runts. Their ancestors survived countless extinction events that killed everything around them, they powered through with strength and wits and yet their bloodline was ended in an age of plenty with no real problems and a huge pool of potential mates by a runt who simply couldn't contain his autismo.
>>76571939
MAOA gene and increased testosterone
animal mentality - look for weak victims like the elderly and those alone while in groups
very animal like creatures
The Scent: Lynx - Anarchy
an activist with a social humanities degree is considered educated
a business owner who has spent years paying taxes, hiring employees and expanding his business is considered uneducated
>>76571963
interesting
i guess it's true what they say, around blacks, never relax
>>76571963
>>76571972
We're for the working class! For the many and not the few!
Until they vote in a way we don't like then 'ree not even university educated stupid racist bigots!'
listening to the jocko willink - brian stann podcast, got me motivated af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXToK3Lix4&t=1652s
jealous of tech chads like Jeff Bezos who have ensured a future for their progeny by earning enough money to create the most powerful and secure bloodline on earth desu.
*redistributes the wealth to northern ireland*
I'm volcel
>>76571972
t. University of life
The owner is experienced, not necessarily educated
*redistributes northern ireland to the wealthy*
>>76572038
The activist is educated, but not necessarily smart.
*redistributes your jaw to a powder*
>>76572074
They took a social humanities degree, of course they're not smart.
wish we could ban anyone that uses the n word
>>76572098
same
christ why did i stay awake through the night
i've got a busy day today
>>76572098
>>76572108
sounds like you'd be better off literally anywhere else on the internet, if you're a sensitive snowflake I have no fucking clue what you're doing on 4chan.
>>76572098
yeah me too my nigger
>>76572098
i've said it here before and i'll say it again
nonce
>>76572133
lmao
did I hear someone say The Next Generation sucks?
wish i had a guardian account so i could write "shan't"
>>76572129
jog on thainonce go fuck some children or something
Latinum?
>>76572164
kek, his fucking full name.
>Le'genius Wisdom Williams
>>76572195
precisely, i've had this for years and you're crying about a word not even directed at you. Sad!
FUCK OFF liam
>>76571777
you don't belong on this website
get fucked you fucking dickheads
Hillsborough
*squish*
Penis arthritis
don't understand people who bully manlets online, it's over the line in terms of cruelty
wish i lived where lily allen lives
>>76572288
*crouches down a bit*
say that again mate, haha
>>76572218
i was being fictitious has it really gone on for the last few years lmao
why have you been there for so long
>>76572288
Don't pay it any mind, little man.
>>76572318
because going back to the UK would be grim in comparison.
>>76572304
>>76572328
not that anyone will believe me but i'm 6'2, i think manlets cop too much shit
I'm 5'6 and I am just like every other person do not treat me differently
>>76572304
a little ugly bird told me you're not so tall yourself
>>76572336
Come to BC, there's plenty of anglos and asians.
>>76572302
Wonder how many miles away the nearest paki lives
>>76572347
how new are you?
>>76572336
what, grim compared to thailand?
>>76572347
that's not algerian
want to watch two hot lesbians have sex iibchwyl
Love milo, hate brown people. Simple as really
>>76572345
Are you Asian, or a woman?
>>76572355
nowhere near. and she probably posts the usual shite on twitter about bringing them in
>>76572350
Actually quite like the idea of Canada ngl
>>76572359
yes
>>76572376
have a hard time believing Thailand is less grim than here
i hope you're not taking ladyboys and the like into account
roasties btfo
hmm
canada is the rightful homeland for anglos everywhere
it is the place where anglo dreams can come true. Like getting a stable job, impregnating black African girls, continued legality of online shitposting and buying a large house in the suburbs.
>>76572400
Take into account 2 or 3 basic things you need for quality of life and get back to me and I'll show you why I'm better off here.
>>76572345
You're literally not though lmao
>>76572408
>I agreed to the sex so they didn't rape me, I don't think
>I don't think
>>76572418
shut the fuck up idiot
>>76572418
except that title already belongs to australia, fuck off froggy crypto-yank
>>76572418
americans have bigger houses and more black girls
>>76572418
But you can't do any of those things in Canada...
>>76572418
true
>>76572418
or aus
>>76572418
>continued legality of online shitposting
As long as it doesn't offend anyone with reference to gender identity, race, religion, creed or favourite toothpaste
the USA is the golden child of the UK take it or leave it
>>76572436
like what
GIRUGAMESH
india was the jewel in the crown of the british empire, and today it is that of the anglosphere
t. indian
>>76572508
What fresh meme is this?
>They took a social humanities degree, of course they're not smart.
>>76572408
Wow that was painful to read christ
Rural Canada>Rural America>Urban Australia>Rural Australia>Urban America>Urban Canada
If dubs then milhouse is a meme
>>76572522
It isn't fresh. it's old as fuck
Skip to 0:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>>76572543
so close
>>76572540
>rural anything better than anything
>>76572494
Like anything.. Why would you think I'd be better off in the UK? So housing, here I have:
A much nicer place to live for a fraction of my salary instead of like half of it, swimming pool. A few steps away from the tube which will take me anywhere in one of the most fun cities in the world.
In the UK I'd be thankful just not to be in a council estate.
>>76572539
dumb woman
>>76572522
It's literally from like 8-9 years ago m8
>>76572556
rural canada is better than urban canada
>>76572556
Ah yes I love looking at desert, driving 5 hours to get a can of beans and having an abo piss on my front door.
>>76572540
fuck off
everything about canada sucks. especially the people; uppity twats
>tfw living on the edge of town but not far enough out to be "rural"
There's like 1 block past my house, then nothing but the odd farm for hours..