/brit/

wageslaves btfo edition

>>76568109
i was the one who told you to watch that and you never replied to me
twat

too soft and squeamish to cut myself
I will strangle and punch myself though

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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

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>>76568177
sounds like autism

please continue recommending sea fighting films. nautical violence i'm after, maritime bloodshed.

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>>76568166

suck my cock, faggots

>>76568168
Laughing hysterically at this.

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*makes you a sandwich*

hope you enjoy it anon :3

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Never had a gf lads

>>76568204
star war

How much is the average welfare check in britain?

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anime

Is it a good sign if a girl says you remind her of a guy she knows?

>>76568220
too low

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>>76567726
you are the worst type of reddit scum there is, I wish you were a tripfag so I could call you a spineless cunt whenever you post. If you want to argue something argue against the person making the point dont come to an entirely different website to seek approval of your opinions, especially on a very likely niche point that hasnt even received much serious attention

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>craigslist

Heyy im cass im 22 im looking to meet new people who love to have a laugh and a good time if you want to know more feel free to msg me :)

Es geht durch die Welt ein Geflüster:
Arbeiter, hörst du es nicht?
Das sind die Stimmen der Kriegsminister:
Arbeiter, hörst du sie nicht?
Es flüstern die Kohle- und Stahlproduzenten,
Es flüstert die chemische Kriegsproduktion,
Es flüstert von allen Kontinenten:
Mobilmachung gegen die Sowjetunion!
Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre,
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand.
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberheere,
Setzt alle Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jede Rampe, auf jede Fabrik.
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern
Der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!

babestation

>>76568177
Beat the thighs off meself desu.

>>76568224
could be the hobo she walk past to work every morning or her pedo uncle
context matters

>>76568168
ye you told me to last night. sorry for not giving you a (You), i left it open on imdb in a tab and watched it today. thanks sugar tits x

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got picked 2nd to last in basketball twice today. on the bright side i made physical contact with the 'tis. going to ask for her number tomorrow

Me? Well I consider myself a Gentleman and a Sir, a GentleSir, if you will!
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour (the joker from The Dark Knight is such an embodiment of me that I considered suing them haha), I'm a keen gamer, a lover of other cultures (mostly Japan) and an epic pranker!

So if that's to your liking, swipe right! ... and get ready for your worst nightmare! *does an evil laugh*

>>76568220
It's grim

watch "I, Daniel Blake", they should distribute that film to those eager migrants in Calais

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*eats your fries*

what does it mean when a girl says youre too intense?

>>76568210
done it completely wrong
you need to lightly toast the other side before you put the cheese on.

>>76568258
*shoots*

Realized Britain has 60 million people and you're all the dregs.

>>76568224
>>76568261
jog on

>>76568219
'no'
space is not the sea

>>76568249
Husband of her best friend

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sue

>>76568269
65 million

is it free to go to museums?

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havent felt alive in a long time lads

and time is moving faster

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all their is in this world for me is pain and suffering

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P O T A T O

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>>76568202

I never finished this game. I got to the Korgan planet before I stopped. Still wanna fug cora tho

>>76568281
Not including Norn Direland.

>>76568284
time is an illusion

>>76568210
I'd love a sandwich, anything, I have nothing to eat right now, wish I had someone to look after me like a dog.

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hmmmmmmm

>>76568284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCiPhq807T4
NEED a rambly yank gf to ramble while we drink coffee in a coffee shop

is pirates of the carribean literally /brit/s entire database of films at sea? honestly it's like you're MAKING me use google

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ievza7mgjdA

I JUST DID A GREAT BIG POO RIGHT OUT OF MY BIG FAT FUCKING ARSE HAHA

>>76568229
you sound mad

mad enough to post twice? I think so

>>76568284

It what you do with the time that counts.

Not how fast it moves.

Competetive white people like cycling because it isn't dominated by Kenyans because of equipment cost entry barriers

>>76568331
there really aren't that many films at sea mate

*strolls into /brit/*
*points a sawn off shotgun at you*

if you see a young girl wearing a long skirt is that good thing or a bad thing?

>>76568331
watch das boot
das boot and master and commander are the only good naval films

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>>76568324
YOU LOOK LIKE SID THE FUCKING SLOTH!

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there's no reason for me to live, nothing to enjoy, I don't really feel any emotion other than sadness and frustration

animal idea: hedgehogs but with really long legs

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>OK Liam, I've had enough of you ranting about niggers - I'm turning the internet off for tonight. Put your jammies on, brush your teeth and if you're good I'll turn it back on again in the morning

>BUT MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

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>>76568296
ni only has 1.8 mill anyway
why arent you including them they're the biggest fucking drain

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>>76568368

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>>76568320

thought i was autistic until i met an actually autistic person

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*floats into the thread*

Hi gu-----

>>76568374
can we force wales and northern ireland to be independent

Ultimate discontinuity.

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>>76568320

http://www.strawpoll.me/13302600

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>niggers can run real fast
Stop the presses

>>76568374
Jesus Christ, since when was Wales that fucking bad?

Poorthern direland the poorth always get mentioned but Wales is fucked!

hello brits, care to discuss niggers, spics and american politics?

animal idea: me but with really long legs

The Severan dynasty was unequivocally black...just do a quick google search...There were some others that have been posited as being black based on the historical origin of their families but nothing definitive

>>76568435
sure

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>>76568374
Hope we never get them. They'll destroy us. Enjoy an inbred coalition with backwards fundamentalists. Glad you have to deal with them rather than us,

>>76568422
2nd makes for better story on /brit/

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riley

>>76568425

I always wonder this too how does wales always manage to get a pass

vitally unimportant strawpoll regarding how i should ask a girl her number
http://www.strawpoll.me/13302600

Think I'm autistic because I read about some test where autists were shown a pencil case and asked what was inside. they guessed pencils, but it was full of skittles or something,and then they were asked what someone else would think what was inside presented the same box, and the autists always say skittles because they can't empathize with other people so well. when i read this, i immediately thought, "why wouldnt they think there was skittles in there?"

>>76568404
Quite literally and unironically doing a big think after reading this

https://www.reddit.com/user/Radical-Centrist

rate my reddit account

>>76568404
why do you work one day a week?

>>76568344
Nope just dont like shitty redditors shitting up everywhere they go

>>76568425
our industry was dismantled decades ago and we were left to rot
north wales and west wales were always poor, but at least south wales had something
no more
thanks maggie

Lol.

Some cunt got caught out stealing valour by claiming he was a George Cross recipient

http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5337033

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>+ craigslist

>>76568356
>>76568359
decided to watch in the heart of the sea. that newish moby dick film. hope it's not all cgi to fuck

>>76568392
bit too weird for my liking

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>>76568423
Not faster than the Empire

>>76568404

What will you do when your parents die? You'll never make enough from NEETBUX to live a live that makes you want anything but die

>>76568471
>I think LGBT people base too much of their personality around sexuality
heck, he's right

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The DUP have insisted they're "not dinosaurs." Must be weird to have to deny you're something you don't believe ever existed.

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>>76568484
SCREAMING

>>76568480
hurr stop using websites hurr

calm down fruitcake

>>76568507
why does that board exist?

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>>76568442
>

>>76568510
hello twitblrdit

been planning out how to ask this girl out: first ask if she's seen any good movies lately at the theater, then if there's any she's been wanting to see or thought looked good. depending on those answers i'll say i was going to go on a double date with a female friend and her boyfriend and one of her female friends and i already bought the ticket, but that then it ended up falling apart so i have a spare ticket and need someone to go with me so if she's not doing anything she should

>>76568495
leech off someone else (usually a sibling or another living family member), or die in a ditch somewhere.

>>76568471
LITERALLY ME

don't worry guys, nothing doxxable on there :)

I am just a Deano, though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my month's salary
On leasing my A3 and River Island

>>76568510
seems like something russel howard or a similar ponce would say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG8TQ1Fwz6o

>>76568523

when you go to /pol/ you think your're red pill but you're really blue
when you go to /x/ you think you're blue pill but you're really red

The bad news for the DUP is that the billion pounds is coming in £10 notes with Charles Darwin on the back.

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for me, it's the T-72

>>76568540

This guy is like a reverse fivehead

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>when you go to /pol/ you think your're red pill but you're really blue
>when you go to /x/ you think you're blue pill but you're really red

What's Belfast like?

lads, why isn't free speech protected here in the UK and western Europe the same way it's protected in the US?

never seen a yank get arrested or lose their job for anything they've said online but i've seen that happen to plenty of brits and europeans

>>76568484
free massage sounds pretty nice

new gta dlc has a flying bike
jumped the shark (card)

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>+ craigslist

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76568626
why are you so obsessed with me, wagecuck?
are you intimidated by my carefree lifestyle?

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>>76568631

>>76568494
What's this from.then

>6'4
>white
>full head of hair
>make 62k (good for my age)
>have own apartment
>very close with family
>close group of friends (guys and girls)
>pull often (one night stand every other weekend)
>live in fun city
>have traveled to 30+ countries
>dad is a literally multi-millionaire

I cant imagine someone with a better life than me in /brit/. I honestly am 100% honest about everything I posted as well. Worst part about me is that I'm bad in bed and cum in like 3 minutes..

>>76568610
Europeans are all supporters of authoritarianism, while America is at it's heart a libertarian country.

>>76568610
>never seen a yank get arrested or lose their job for anything they've said online

Always see Yanks lose their jobs for saying stuff online, that has nothing to do with free speech.

>>76568527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCJxE7YH0M

We're taking over /cum/

Fuck the Yanks

>>76568659
>>76568659
>>76568659
>>76568659
>>76568659

>>76568668
>while America is at it's heart a libertarian country.

Your country was literally founded on slavery

>>76568665
FORYNT

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>are you intimidated by my carefree lifestyle?

>>76568682
not a nigger so it doesnt matter

>>76568680
really would rather not get banned

>>76568665
>make 62k
through craigslist?

>>76568675
You mean that fella at Mozilla who supported some cause that the gays didn't like and forced him out of his job?

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any cat huffing man in

>>76568680
>encouraging them to come here
bad move

Lisicki?

>>76568690
cl has a lot more than whores moron
anything goes up for sale there

>it's a yank post
>wih more than 2 lines
Will have a jolly good time skipping over this

>>76568701
Fanny. Hope you get AIDS and die

>>76568610
hate speech isn't tolerated in this country

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Class Rep > Tomboy > Uppity Slut >>> POWER GAP >>> Slut > Nerd > Dumpy > Career > "Nerd" > Fatty

tbqh

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*the sweet smell of sharts hits the job coach's nostrils as Liam rolls up to the desk in his mobility scooter nibbling on a block of bright orange cheese*
>Well, howdy Liam! I know it's been a tough time job searching for you this year, what with your wooden house being blown away in the hurricane and your momma's boyfriend Tyreese cheating on the woman in the next trailer park over, but you deserve a treat seeing as it's Christmas, so we've decided to award you a TEN BUCK bonus!
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!!
*Liam rolls out of the American jobcentre at 1mph, firing his pistol in the air and calls his mother on his cell phone when he catches his breath
>Momma, throw away that roadkill! It's KFC festive value buckets on me this year!

>>76568701
>not risking it all and getting banned for your country
strange I thought this was /brit/ not /puss/

>>76568758
since when?

brits say they will invade /cum/ by making a few posts but you come to /brit/ and what do you see? 50% yank posts at any time of day. funny no?

>>76568776
>50% yank posts at any time of day.
*when it's the middle of the night

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What happens in The Ukraine?

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>>76568765

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>>76568723
>he thinks that selling his possessions on Craigslist just to survive counts as a job

>>76568680
for what purpose

>>76568680

>Fuck the Yanks


They're my favorite baseball team

need to kill myself right now, how do I do this?

GOD TIER: riley
SHIT TIER: liam

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>>76568765

>>76568723
im just joshin with you boy

>>76568797
it's not a job
that's what makes it great

>>76568739
https://twitter.com/gerryadamssf/status/687625846518071298?lang=en

>>76568792
nazi parades

Football Yank > Autismoyank

LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE.........
LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE.........

I'm still working on this ok I'm a father of 1 beautiful daughter she is my world , my rock , my love and my life.. My family and friends are such a big part in my life and I love spending time with them.. Also im a real fitness fanatic and love going to the gym and working out.. I also like camping , fishing , jogging , swimming , martial arts , going out for dinner with family and friends and professional fighting I hope u don't mind watching fights in the ring because I'm getting back into pro fighting MMA mixed martial art's... You wil love it trust me.. !!!

>>76568771
Gay cunt.

Things nobody would care about if the BBC didn't constantly force it down their throats
>British and Irish lions tour
Who fucking cares? Nobody even likes rugby
>Andy Murray and tennis
Tennis is fucking boring as shit and only fans are bent twats, they even shush you if you make any noise as a live spectator
>""""Motor sports"""" and Lewis Hamilton
Did the man drive the car, did he have a better car than the other men? Fuck off
>Anthony Joshua
Boxing is for bent twats, shite sport for poofs
>Women's sport
Fuck off
>Non test cricket
Fuck off
>Athletics outside the Olympics
Who is even watching this or even remotely cares if Britain wins a bronze medal in the European championships of fucking athletics

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>>76568812
>selling your stuff so you don't Starve to death is great

just remembered when football yank linked a year old post of one lad saying that football yank was the best yank

>that dopamine oxytocin rush you get when you're fucking a girl

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>>76568796
>>76568797
>two simultaneous bradleyposts

>>76568856
>that even higher dopamine oxytocin rush when you snort half a xanax

>>76568765
Got a £6,500 bonus alongside a promotion after my PDR recently.

Dead chuffed tbqh.

>>76568866
are most of Sargon's fans in the US?

if so, that explains everything

don't Bradley post my self but big fan of it

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>Liam sweetie, I sold the TV on Craigslist to pay the rent
>BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

upgrading the twitch gf to a twitch wife

>>76568852
fuck off mate the best hope this country has is raising funding of sports and becoming a nation renowned for its victories on the field (since there arent any wars on). We came second in the olympics so I cant see why it cant happen elsewhere

free kekistan

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http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/822006/The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-Anne-Hegerty

Does Bradley browse here or something?

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>>76568905

Forgot to do my 30 mins on the exercise bike in the shed today lads

Played a bit of darts though. Getting a bit better but still not that good. Managed to check out on 501 first try two games in a row but 3rd and 4th games were dire

Played a bit of around the board but can't consistently hit anything but singles

Thanks for reading my blog

>>76568908
>twitch
you cant upgrade a whore to a whore

>>76568922
Reminder you lost a war to Ireland. Of all places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE

the fucking STATE of cnn

>>76568948
I can and I will

>>76568922
Only sport that actually matters is football

Every other sport is just for people who weren't good enough to be professional footballers and contrarian wankers

*sells toaster on Craigslist for 5 dollars just to afford a tin of beans*

heh, could be worse, I could be working and earning a stable wage!

>>76568938
>Played a bit of darts though
It's not a real sport..

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gf just sent me this

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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

Why are cyclists such pompous fucking wankstains?

You stink of shit and your lycra is bent as fuck, hope your bike gets nicked you stupid cunt

>>76568953
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

zero

>>76568981
I have a birthmark on my penis

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do you think he's self-aware enough to comprehend his descent into madness

>>76569006
did a cyclist fuck your mum and not text or something

001
why are you still quoting me. bit disturbing.
do you have a crush on me?

>>76568980
Never said it was a sport, it's a fun game

>>76569006
fat boy

giving a cheeky handjob for a sandwich - will throw blender in as well if you upgrade that to 2 sandwiches --- m4m

>>76569012
Takes only 3,000 untrained farmers to kill you and we're literally beside you.

>>76568955
why is the FBI investigating everyone and confirming russia did interfere

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today has objectively been the worst day of my life

>kicked out
>bunch of shit uni forms to do
>cracked my phone
>sleeping on brothers couch
>have to become a wagecuckz for the entire summer
>went full american psycho on the gf and told her i dont care about human emotion
>had to give away my cat

not looking good lads.

>>76569006
most are alright but yea the lycra ones are kinda like bright hair on sjws

trying to tie something around my neck properly so I can strangle myself to death

>>76569025
Shouldn't you be off wanking to durianrider and drinking sprite you skinny bellend

>>76569018
i think he sees it as an ascent to freedom

what do brits do when it gets cold? we don't have fireplaces in this "country" and my window is broken

>>76568964
>Only sport that actually matters is football
pleb detected

>>76568981
think that might be her forehead

>>76568955
I don't get why they think the video is some sort of smoking gun. The dude is a CNN Health producer, not Politics. Russia reporting isn't his area of expertise. His "could be bullshit" comment is simply his opinion. That cable news would push a story that gets good ratings is not itself news at all.

>>76569006
Most entitled cunts ever. What are they doing cycling in the middle of the road?

>>76569062
is that a yea
jokes aside what happened to make you dislike them so

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>>76569018
anyone shown him this?

>>76569078
What sport do you follow then?

>>76569054
scotch egg?

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>>76569054
>cut marks

>>76569054
Are you that gay cat poster? Deserved it

>>76569074
central heating

Everyone would be better off with cyclists on the pavement

They aren't fucking vehicles, they're basically slightly faster pedestrians

>>76569113
don't have that either x

please do not bully the irish

bully the irish it's the least they deserve

>>76569120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y

current 'neux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOYIa-sOB4

>>76569105
Chicken scratched himself to feign depression probably.
>>76569125
Aussie winter sucks because you cunts don't have central heating. Luckily I'm spending it in Britain and get to return when it starts to heat up.

>>76569049
would probably take a lot less to kill me personally desu, maybe about 1/5

>>76569093
snooker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ExkGrnUzoc

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grim

>>>/gif/10831382

guy posting whilst on LSD

it's pretty lool 2bh

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>>76569107

aston villa poster, but not villalad, sometimes known as hayd but the name gimmick has died down recently

germans are the master race

how do i become a dictator in a 3rd world country lads
might pass for an arab if i tan and change my name

fucks sake how do I fucking kill myself?

>>76569174
Do you think MacGregor can win?

Recruiter just emailed me saying he received my resume and will be in touch with me shortly

>>76568964
i actually agree with this.

everything revolves around football in terms of sport.

A good number of British sprinters/middle distance runners representing us in the Olympics are failed footballers

>>76569125
yea basically every house has that. i also have a couple of fan heaters and a infrared heater thing

no one has AC on the other hand, most will have fans though

>>76569195
short drop sharp stop

>>76569155
Potted me balls in ur ma.

australian dont have heating (???)
brits prefer to freeze for 3 months in winter rather than fork over £10 extra that it costs to keep the house warm
why do anglos have such a problem with this
seems like you all talk about

>>76569175
jabber

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eating food

unironically cost $45

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cant just go on craigslist for a few seconds, its too fascinating

>>76569254
big if true

>>76569234
australia is a third world country

>>76569254
>red meat
enjoy your bowel cancer

>>76568964
Professional footballers aren't good enough to be professional footballers. Some black lad not even capable of hitting the target 18 yards out. Literally the only point if the sport.

>>76569255
ah so this is how liam makes enough money to survive

>>76569254
Chinese? why is it so fucking expensive same shit happened to me last week

>>76569234
heating is for nonwhites

is turtle in

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>trying to recoup money lost this week on argentinian relegation battle
>didnt see that a team could draw 0-0 and still stay up
>literally £5 down the drain

>>76569300
na just me phimo mate

>>76569074
cuddle under a big fuzzy blanket x

>>76569289
shantung chicken, chilli beef, mixed special fried rice x

>>76569314
literally doing that right now

I am a proud cyclist

>>76569198
if Mayweather wants a close fight, it'll be a close fight.

If Mayweather wants to blow him the fuck out, he'll blow him the fuck out.

Essentially: no.

McGregor is a failed boxer, he's trained with Spike O'Suillivan in his youth. Spike being a very good domestic boxer but gets rekt against European/World class boxers (Chris Eubank jr/Billy Joe Saunders).

Therefore McGregor has decent training in his youth (albeit I suspect he knew from sparring with Spike he'd never make it as a boxer) but nowhere near the skill of Mayweather.

Mayweather is a genetic machine, he's so fucking quick. As Ricky Hatton said: I couldn't even chuck confetti on him (Mayweather).

>>76569307
>betting

grim

>>76566684

well which is it then

>>76569101
just had an onahole wank

WHY is thailad one of the best posters ever? well, for a start, he's REAL, ok? he's not some hollywood, madison fuckin' avenue PRODUCT that went through ten FOCUS GROUPS.

and in today's age of floor-to-rafter fakeness, that's a COMMODITY.

yeah. he's bawdy. he makes his own rules. he doesn't care what "the man" tells him to do. and we're supposed to jeer him for it?

>>76569348
he makes OC for brit
he has a nifty website

Have to work on a group presentation with the autistic (in the /brit/ sense) Spanish girl that likes me tomorrow.

I like her, let's see how many ways we can both fuck this up for ourselves so we spend the whole day not talking to each or something stupid.

>>76569336
pics x

>>76569347
you should abstain from wanking and drinking, and instead concentrate on your dissertation. well wishes to you and yours

>>76569360
>autistic Spanish girl

if you don't make this girl your gf you have disgraced /brit/

>>76569358
>he has a nifty website
Linkeroo?

>>76569360
spanish girl at uni broke me and made me hate all of them forever

>>76569375
I don't want my beautiful, handsome face out there

>>76569339
as much as I hate you
you do know your box

kys all the same

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Fucking state of this cunt

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/26/tim-westwood-accidentally-gives-out-credit-card-with-no-limit-details-on-snapchat-6734339/#mv-a

feeling extremely nauseous. played basketball pretty hard. what do i do

>>76569382
www.virus.com

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just took 4 biscuits from the tin

Only trip I genuinely hate is the fucking paki tranny
Wish it would kill itself or get brutally murdered

>>76569392
lmfao

>>76569360
Pic?

>>76569404
fat cunt

>>76569400
DON'T CLICK THIS
IT'S ACTUALLY A VIRUS

gas the heteros
sexuality war NOW

>>76569381
Honestly, it's fucked, it's obvious we both like each other, we both moved to the city to work for this company so we both know there is no-one else. This will literally be one of those 'nothing-happens-until-staff-drinks' episodes.

>>76569384
She isn't my first Spanish oneitis, or you know, unoitis....

>>76569390
He talks sense.

>>76569432
but humanity would go extinct

Pros and cons of takeaways

Chinese
>Consistent across different places
>Good portion sizes
>Cheap
>Shit opening hours
>Reckon they don't pay income tax

Indian
>Good portion sizes
>Variety
>Inconsistent
>Worry about hygiene rating

Generic P*ki chicken shop
>Shit
>Shit portion sizes
>Shit
>Shit hygiene rating
>Shit
>Best opening hours

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pictured: me

>>76569407
same
190kg is alri

>>76569339

Don't forget that Floyd is the literally the greatest defensive boxer of all time, McGregor will be literally chasing shadows just like Pac

Anyone who has been well beaten by Floyd would still HEEM Conor, too

>>76569424
Ah yes let me go ahead and dox the girl and therefore myself.

She looks like every 31 year old spicanese woman, but without the hairy arms some of them are afflicted by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYZnSXEla0
love cats

>>76569432
in terms of people power this is like north korea demanding a war with the US

any good movies lads

Any animes about neetdom? Not welcome to the nhk

>>76569445
>Cheap

Howling

f>>76569390
Don't be rude.

>>76569473
pirates of the caribbean 5

>>76569441
dont think reproduction requires monogamous 40 year opposite-sex relationships sweetie x

>>76569445
chinese is not cheap none of them are
indian is not good portion sizes

>>76569392
>59 year old white man is at the forefront of the grime scene
still makes me think

>>76569498
>>76569498
>>76569498

new

>>76569472
>implying best korea wouldnt win

>>76569509
early twat

mummy is shouting at me through my locked door because I ate the entire sarah lee chocolate cake she bought for her friend's birthday despite being told not to

bitch

shane mosley
oscar de la hoya
arturo gatti
marcos maidana
the cinnamon kid
ricky hatton
victor ortiz
emmanuel augustus

and more would all easily heem conor mcgregs in a boxing match

>>76569445
You lads need a good Italian chipperloungerie

>>76568708


WHEW

>>76569390
my absolute dream job would be to be a boxing promoter lol, Eddie Hearn is a celebrity by being a glamorised secretary lol.

but cheers tho la'

>>76569463
Oh for sure, minus Floyd's very first few fights. every one of them fighters at some point would've being labelled as a prodigy in their respective county/state/country.

In all reality Mayweather could've beaten the McGregor as an amateur in 1996. A UFC fighter is a jack of all trades and even then right now I imagine not as highly skilled as they could be due to UFC having only a very recent big exposure.

Boxers on the other hand (especially Mayweather due to his boxing lineage) would've been told from the day he could walk he was going to become a boxer if he liked it or not as the sport has a shitload of history to it.

And no I'm not making a UFC vs Boxing argument, it's a moot argument for all I'm concerned. I'm just saying the tuneage a boxer will have in boxing will be absolutely mental, every boxer Mayweather has beaten, boxing was their life, simple. I don't quite believe this is the case with UFC yet but will be in the future.

(getting rambly but fuck it, i rarely get to talk boxing)

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Love /brit/
hate twitter

>>76569840

How is a coup attempt not a sign of a failing government?

>>76569898
Because the country and its social policies are working incredibly effectively. People's lives are more comfortable and enjoyable than ever, which has driven people to the right.