/brit/

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one day you will wake up in a warm bed at 11:30am on a Sunday morning while your boyfriend makes tea and pancakes for you in the other room and everything will be alright

wish iw as dead

you're a big guy

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midnight blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZziyW1S6UQ&t

>>76566812
none of this will happen you bent anime nonce twat

>>76566799
http://www.strawpoll.me/13277795

>>76566812
no that'll literally never happen to me no matter how much I want it

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Hello

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anime

>>76566815
just go to the beach la

>>76566809
why

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>I cut myself

And I say this as someone who cuts their thighs

test

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>>76566819

>>76566837
*hugs you*

desperately want to kill myself but I don't know how. I have nothing to do it with

>>76566829
look behind you ;)

eting pizer

>>76566845

>>76566843

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>>76566832

haha feeling a bit lonely down here lads

>>76566868
cliff jump

>>76566842
for what purpose? it's the middle of winter

>>76566868
get therapy
you might as well, right?

cured my depression

>>76566874
Way to release pent up emotions

>>76566857
*embraces your hug*

>>76566832
there's only 15 listed there

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I wanted SOME pulp.

>>76566898
look i dont mind heterosexuals but i wish they wouldnt shove it in our faces tbqh
why do they have to base their entire identity around how straight they are?

NEED a pizza RIGHT the fuck now

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>>76566891
>cured my depression

>>76566891
how do I get therapy

>>76566891
didn't work for me, nothing can, so I need an out lad, right now, before I end up like Tim

>>76566832
why are there so many INTPs on the 'chon? (myself included)

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>>76566898

brown reggaeton shithole gf is now two (2) days light on the upload

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDhGXB-RE-w
wtf how'd he do this

>>76566897
exercise, you freak

big arse small tots

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>>76566903

>>76566929
man up and better yourself. that's a way out

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>>76566967
fugg off pakee

would off myself but don't want to make the rents, friends or gf sad, jealous of you loners, at least you have nothing tying you to the world

>>76566964
>tots
nonce

>>76566959
I run

>>76566868
take a bunch of shrooms or a couple tabs. might change your mind.

>>76566917
Better than basing it around an actual illness

NEW

>>76563409
>>76563409
>>76563409
>>76563409
>>76563409

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*violently dabs*

>>76566980
>caring about how thw world will feel when you're literally not exsting to know think or feel about it

fuck off freak

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>>76566973
meanie

just violently dabbed a bit of emperor cookie dough NUG RUN shatter

Who /love island/ here?

hey did you know that brown reggaetown gf is 2 days on the upload
what ever that means

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMj1jwDgshI

>>76566987
>google translates tots
>wtf thats a real word
shieeeeeeeeeeeet

>>76567055
runtoid vermin

What boards do you think he browses lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtPZxhkWEk

>>76566972
shut up you fucking twat

>>76566929
Take 150 sleeping pills, quick and painless

>>76567055
Fuck off sad chav twat

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>>76567075
>he didn't know tots was a word

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#SwoleLeft

>>76567085
/mu/. it's also one of the most lefty boards

>>76567093
would they still kill you these days? they aren't like barbiturates

>>76567116
thought i was gonna spice up the word tits :X

>>76567090
wonder what pol what be like if clinton had won

>killing yourself

fucking runtish behavior

>>76567139
Probably a lot better since they would actually have something solid to rally behind
Clinton might have ended up getting impeached somehow, would have been fun

>>76567125
this guy must be ridden with shit ton of stds

>>76567138
try tets

shows yer tets luv

>>76567125
https://twitter.com/mindthet/status/879383596888449027

fucking hate yanks so fucking much

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>tfw can't ever have a gf because they'll leave when they see cutting scars all over my body

>>76567137
150 would be more than enough to kill you.

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i'm staying in essex for two weeks, how easy is it to pick up qt slags here?

>>76567178
twink

>>76567188
dumb cuck

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>>76567188
no you don't :)

>tfw can't have a gf because most women are Blue pilled globalist cuckolds

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxSz6JVYmzVhtkraHWZC7HQ

inexplicably very attracted to her

>>76567225
why do you have cutting scars all over your body? do you fight criminals on the regular?

>>76567225
you'll only be able to get a mentally ill gf like yourself anyway

Love spewing vitriol at women on the internet. I won't even pretend its some banter thing. I just blatantly hate women. Simple as.

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>>76566812
No I will not. Gay people are disgusting too.

>>76567261
yes
>>76567264
i'm not mentally ill

idea: delude myself into believing working for mr goldstein is virtuous because im contributing to society when im really just lining the pockets of the kike elite

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
,,
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this.

>>76567268
lmao

what sort of vitriol do you spew?

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>men who have cutting scars

bit feminine 2bh

do you reckon there's lonely women on r9k

Love spewing vitriol at yanks on the internet. I won't even pretend its some banter thing. I just blatantly hate yanks. Simple as.

met three people so far that overuse ":)" smiley

they use it literally in every sentence

are they freaking mental or whats up

2 of the 3 are german

>plans for new grammar schools officially axed

rorkes just keep getting btfo

>>76567268
*cat lowers newspaper* i should forsake women and pursue a life of self-improvement

absolute TUNE lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvFUw9HvRf8

>>76567225
just find some psycho cunt who cuts herself
they outnumber self harming cuck guys 5 to 1 i bet

need a fat tot in my mouth

>>76567294
alri lisicki what you doing in america

>>76567242
how is he a twink

>>76567287
yes you are. cutting is not normal

>le suicidey lad is triggered and has become passive aggressive

how apropos

>>76567304
hi))))))

>>76567312
are you a gay cat

>>76567291
working isnt even that bad.

>in better shape because of it (eat less and plan my time better)
>make money
>live on my own
>don't wank all the time
>can afford nice clothes
>meet girls at work through happy hours and other social events
>shag said girls from work (as long as different department)
>feel productive

feels alright. I was NEET for 6 months and absolutely fucking miserabl

>>76567323
nonce

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i don't bother leaving feedback on most of the stuff i buy on ebay lads

>>76567334
self harm is pretty normal actually m8

the only thing I may have is avoidant disorder

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>self harm is pretty normal actually m8

>>76567291
reminder that one of the yanks is jewish

just throwing it out there

>>76566889
>15 degrees
>more like 20 when sheltered from the wind
>sunny out
""""""winter"""""""

Anyone else here furious that the Tories are giving away £1billion of our money to extremists in order to cling onto power? Tory thieves!

anime bums

>>76567355
it's shameful
if even the slightest amount of the value of my labor ends up in someone else's pocket, that's no good.
would rather be a NEET

>>76567401
yeah but the water is always much colder in winter even if the air isn't

>>76567410
No I think it's hilarious.

>>76567410
should redistribute that wealth to the poor instead

still haven't decided on a new backpack yet
there are too many choices

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>not using a saw on your legs while watching your obsessions videos

>>76567344
why are so many europoor youths taken with such petty niggery? dont want to sound sanctimonious but you'd literally be bullied for doing this here.

>>76567423
west brit

>>76567379
only if nail biting counts as self harm which it doesn't.

cutting isn't normal at all

Tired of heteronormie shows. Oh yeah we get it, you need to have a whole season arc of that 70s show dedicated to donna and erics failed attempts at making out every episode.

And the hypocrisy of certain people saying 'oh why do you have to make everything about being gay' is just them telling you they dont want to see it. No friends to talk to it about, no flirting, never a chance to ask someone out that you like, and the only time you see gays in those sitcoms they are the joke in themselves.

Destroy Arda, gas the heteros.

Anyone got that comic of the gay guy explaining how he resents being seen as a sexual deviant etc then concludes to go on the pride parade

>>76567434
those teeth are almost as bad as mine

Sweden, would you like a get?

It won't work until you post right after me so you better be quick! I'll give you a minute to prepare.

number of gay men who've DM'd me on FB in last 2 days: 4.

do men do this to womyn?

dm then whenever?

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gave the gf a ride haha

Purple pill me on DUP

>>76567443
I'd say at least 30% of 4channers self harm

>>76567466
bible bashing irish

>>76567422
Yeah but he just said go to the beach. You don't have to go in the sea mate, just have a nice walk and pet someone's dog when they run up to you.

>>76567455
>needing to prepare at all
watch the professional do it

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>>76567225
Girls love scars

>>76567457
>do men do this to womyn?

yeah I get random messages from guys fairly often

>>76567438
oh grow a pair will ya

>>76567410
DUP bribe cost more than the labour manifesto

>>76567416
You're probably a virgin that lives at home with your parents though

>>76567238
Essex has the highest concentration of slags per capita world wide , even more slags than a Thai brothel

Here you go
*points below my post*

is it still self harm if its for sexual gratification

>>76567466
Radical Centrists fiscally, very right wing socially

>>76567483
yeah but the whole point of going to the beach is to perv on bikini girls, of which there won't be any because nobody will be swimming

>>76567490
no i dont think i care for the niggery products of a low level of social trust and selfish behavior from the arab youths of france

>>76567495
NAA (NOT AN ARGUMENT)

not gay but i think the current state of pride parades is grim tbqh
just a corporate event stripped of all meaning, nothing to do with the original idea of emancipation. absolute joke seeing gay coppers march in them when they used to arrest and harass gay bars in america

do NOT care about aussie games

>>76567439
You literally receive £8 billion a year you literal shoneen. That's why it's so hilarious.

>>76567351
no and no

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He's right, self-harm is shit and it looks shit.

t. cutfag

>>76567514
Uhh yes it is. It's pointing out how much more pathetic your life is compared to one of a working man

>>76567503
amateurish

|
v

>>76567491
complete rubbish
the Labour manifesto had an extra £48 billion of spending

>>76567538
it's ad hominem
nice rhetoric, kike enabler

>>76567536
this looks fucking gross and ugly dude. why don't you think about any future people that might see your scars and be perturbed by you before you cut?

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>>76567416
>tfw the proles realise they're being robbed and exploited without even having to read marx

Whos not mentally fucked here?

Saw the new Pirates of the Caribbean earlier
was alright I suppose

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>>76567471
Can confirm

My chest thighs and arms are covered with scars

Never shown them to anyone though and never will

I like to get drunk and do it every weekend

although I do it for religious reasons

>>76567551
>Ad hominem

No its not. Its a main point to the argument you moron. Ad hominem is when you disregard the point you're arguing.

You're arguing its pathetic to let someone else pocket from your work, i'm arguing that its more pathetic to be a virgin NEET

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>>76567561

>>76567572
>although I do it for religious reasons
Shia paki

>>76567489
so fucking annoying

i feel like I have to reply even though I don't want to

how do you feel about it?

i feel semi-harassed 2bh, they're not talking to me because they like me, they're talking to me because they want to shag me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sArLLyzYTuI

had two coffees and this is happening to me

*posts below the aussie when hes not ready and steal the GET*

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>>76567572
you're a weird cunt you know that

>>76567585
im not saying you shouldnt self harm but that you ought to do what can't be seen so easily on your arm.

>>76567585
hello you cunt

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YOU CAN WALK MY PATH

>>76567580
You cant measure shame, kike
subjectively, i value my independence and free time more than the status i get from being employed.

yanks are loathsome, obnoxious little goblins

NEET autismoyank is here

is he ever not?

>>76567525
im also not gay

>>76567571
stop encouraging them that series needs to end

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Any Felix man in?

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>>76567588
I'm an Evangelistic my friend

>>76567608
You'd never know

>>76567620
10 years since he left office
mad

>>76567621
lol okay dude

>>76567610
You seem to think in that mindset I actually cared about what other people think.

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>>76567621
>NEETs
>independent

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>>76567572
alri nelson

>>76567572
Isn't drinking before penance a bit of a cheat lad?

>>76567597
>>76567600
hmm

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>>76567635

>>76567644
lol okay dude

>>76567621
you missed the point. its not about status but absolute living standards.

>>76567631
They're basically the only pirate films available

>>76567488
>>76567225
>Girls love scars
Can confirm, at least for some scars.

I come from a 'bad neighbourhood' abroad and have some 'gunshot wound' scars on the side of my torso and many women are very impressed by them and ask if they can touch them. This happens very often at places like the gym.

(The scars are actualyl from tubes which pumped out pus out of my lungs when I got some really bad pneumonia complications as a kid. I imagine real gunshot wounds look nastier)

just heard someone in the hallway say nigger

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>>76567635

>>76567667
living standards you will never enjoy because you are working or sleeping most of the time

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>>76567657
I often think that but make sure I go deep and ask forgiveness from God

He doesn't mind I'm sure

I've started doing it on weekdays like today to make up for it

is there going to be another re:zero or what

>>76567676
go beat the shit out of them

>>76567631
Thw euar t nw qA Xkass,

nonce benders

>>76567693
just went out and shook his hand after reading this post

>>76567620
>>76567640
I'm old enough to remember his election in 1997.

All this hysteria about Corbyn is eerily familiar.

>Charismatic left wing politician
>Promising change
>Pandering to the youth
>Supposedly reforming the Labour party
>Appearing with pop stars and at musical events

so on reddit some guy on reddit is claiming the severan dynasty of roman emperors were black because they were born in africa (lepcis magna)

firstly modern day libyans aren't even considered black themselves

secondly it says on the wikipedia page they were phonecians who are semetic migrants to the region

why would anyone think that being born in africa instantly makes you black?

or am I totally wrong, were these emperors black africans

>>76567681
Gay cunt.

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WE PASSED UPON THE STAIR

>>76567682
>claiming welfare
hello nigger

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>>76567723
>left wing

>>76567735
>implying im on welfare

>>76567726
fuck off literal reddit

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>so on reddit
stopped reading right there

>>76567726
they were Phoenicians mixed with berber. no arab.

>>76567726
Septimus Severus was definitely not "black".

>>76567685
I envy your devotion

Stay strong brother

Why are most pua artists british?

admitting to browsing reddit should be a bannable offense

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>>76567733
OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

>>76567726
american "education"

>>76567723
corbyn is definitely not charismatic

>>76567747
so how do you get by? do your parents support you?

>NEETS
>Independent

mummmy i need more food!!

posting with a yank flag should be a bannable offense

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>>76567760
PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

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>tfw no 5head gf

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>>76567685

>>76567753
berbers arent black either
>>76567757
he used the term unequivocally black, I just don't get why he would think this with such certainty

>>76567723
>tony blair
>left wing

>>76567780
parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

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>>76567781
Squealing

>>76567789
What is a shit test?

How expensive is it to travel to Japan?

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how'd you like my outfit lads?

being from dominica should be a bannable offense

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my back hurts

>>76567814
'ng

Remember when I was going through the ol emo phase and see this blonde short haired qt on the tube with cuts all over her legs, instantly fell in love. Wish I followed her home to bh

>>76567813
I got a chase credit card. Then paid my rent 3 months in a row on it and earned enough points for free travel there and back

>>76567813
between £2000-3000 for 2 weeks
so budget for £2500

I feel pretty independent after I get my £10 Christmas bonus

>>76567811
its where girls test if you're like man enough for them

>>76567822
*gives you a massage*

Spare a (You) for the bus sir?

>>76567801
Is he a nigger?

>>76567808
>living off your parents as a grown man
bit pathetic la, what are you going to do when they die?

>>76567789
made me chuckle lmao. Why all that hard work when gurls definitely want it more so than we do

>>76567833
>mam, the lambrinis on me this year!

is the harambe meme basically just the same thing as the pepe meme?

What's the exchange rate for (You)s to USD

Oh how angry i am.

>>76567845
columbiANO

>>76567836
*tells you to flick a finger in the yanks bum*

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check em

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>>76567808
>sponges off parents
>has a job
Ah yes, the so-called independent NEET who isn't independent or a NEET. A wageslave AND a sponge

>>76567870
About what?

Hey there, single mum to 1, work full time and contemplating studying again. Recently found passion in travelling.. My goal in life is to be able to have an amazing work/life balance and to live as minimally as possible.

I know what i want and i work hard to achieve it.

Please dont be offended if i don't reply.

I most likely will not reply if;
- you are unemployed with no interest in finding work (im not into supporting anyone who wont support themselves)
- your under 5'10 - no offense but i prefer someone the same height or taller than me
- your photos are mainly gym selfies
- your first message to me is inappropriate

Dislikes;
- drugs
- smoking (will tolerate as an ex smoker)
- face tattoos
- married men wanting something on the side
- being called babe, love, sweetie, sexy, hun when iv never met you.. it might be cute in a relationship but it doesnt work for me.

Happy fishing =)

classical liberal is an oxymoron

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>>76567845
>gurls definitely want it more so than we do

I'm nearing 30 (will be 28 later this year), I'm healthy and fit, own a house, and have a decent income (going over £50k per annum starting in August).

Where do I start looking for a decent wife to have several children with, hopefully with minimal fuss?

>>76567863
The same as GBP now.

>>76567841
I dont know, probably eh

Need to go hospital but don't want to call an amber lamps.

>sex is overrated
>NEET life is the best

Its the same people that say both of these things

>>76567888
women want sex more than men do they're just pickier about their partners

>>76567886
these bios, no matter what they say, make me laugh and feel so depressed

>>76567890
If you have to ask you don't have much hope. Just buy one from Thailand or Russia

>>76567884
better than working 60 hours a week, nigger

every time i see a skinny guy i feel the urge to heem him

nobody's more critical of skinny people than a former skeleton i guess

Hi, so I’m just looking to meet people with similar interests to me, to hang out and have fun with!

I enjoy music, seeing live bands, going out for meals and drinks.
I’m a bit alternative I guess, and am somewhat artsy.
I love everything vintage; furniture, decor, cars, clothes, music and architecture.
I like reading too, biographies and fantasy-as in Harry Potter, not Mills and Boon! (Bit of a geek maybe?!)
I like quality conversation, and consider myself quite open minded.
I can also be very silly and sarcastic.
I’m very (like super) shy, especially in large groups.
I don’t really watch tv, but love most things BBC.
I like heaps of different styles of music; punk, rock n roll, heavy metal, new wave, blues, rock, some pop.
I appreciate nature and I love critters, I have a dog, a cat, a lizard and 2 ducks.
I have a few tattoos, which are quite visible, a few piercings, and often color my hair.
I’m pretty busy as a [somewhat crunchy] mum to 3 munchkins, which I adore!
I hate seeing every sentence here starts with "I"

I don’t like nasty, rude, or arrogant guys, can’t stand liars or players!!
Not into sports!!! Though I do rollerskate (badly of course!)

Without being too superficial-I love a bearded face!...and if a guy has one too he gets bonus points! ;-)
Prefer messages than 'like' or 'wants to meet'

>>76567890
>>76567890
Fuck your guys salaries are so shit. 50k wouldn't be impressive for a 25 year white college grad here.

t. analyst with a starting salary of 62k

>>76567886

Are you willing to get rid of the child?

*realise i can continue living in a mansion and become an actual neet in the future*
wow

>>76567890
>getting married
*a cat on the newspaper* that the is first mistake

couldnt reach these grapes i saw (im a manlet unofurtoinatley), but hten i realized, "hey! grapse tase like fucking shit. its dago food." dont like gra[es.

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>>76567930
Hahahahahahahaha

Calm down or mummy might disconnect the router - she pays for it after all

>he times his wank by using posts on /brit/

>>76567936
girls like skinny guys desu.

love cuckolding. need a gf who loves big black cock and making fun of my tiny white dick

the pua community is so bizzare
they all gang together and speak this impenetrable jargon

How do you prevent cuts from getting infected

Well here I am again single. Looking for someone who won't play me on a piece of string and use me I'm the sweetest girl with a massive heart and I think people take that for granted. Don't message me if your going to play me I'm not into games.
I love the outdoors I love camping and fishing I like to cook and shop a lot I like to always have my mind occupied!


If you have dead animals that you've killed in your pics there's a chance I won't talk to you!!

>>76567960
do you have richfag parentS?

>>76567994
pour some vodka onto it you fuck basket case

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fat chicks for white dicks

>>76567994
Penicillin.

>>76567994
get a watch

>>76567885
Get angry over nothing after having 5 beers and a nap. Not enough to pass out for the rest of the night and feel like shit and sick of heteros.

>>76567994
antiseptic

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>>76567965
But I want children and grandchildren.

>>76567921
There's really not much opportunity to meet new people outside of professional life at this stage in my experience, and my friends are all married already.

>>76567951
alri

>>76567890
the local church

>>76568015
good idea

>>76567887
scratch a "classical liberal" and you find a fascist
https://twitter.com/Nakidape/status/879392352845963265

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>girls like skinny guys desu.

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>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

>>76567994
splash some alcohol in it

>>76568046
his bio clearly says conservative

>>76567936
how skinny is skinny according to you fat boy

>>76567994
Hydrogen Peroxyde

>>76568050
youre looking great

how do I get invited to the leftypol discord

>>76568046
>gay
>atheist
>Trump supporting
can't imagine being this thick

@7951
its in £s you absolute fucking troglodyte cunt

Never going to get a gf. Just don't see any point in going on like this.

>>76568015
>>76568045
Wow that kind of burns

arse n fanny

>>76568058
>keyboard tapper + jewbicle sitter, 80 hrs/week

master and commander was good. want to watch another sea fighting film. what are some good sea fighting films?

I love Hospitals.
Dirtbikes.
Camping.
I laugh at the most inappropriate moments.
I'm sarcastic but always smiling.
I give my inatomite objects names.
I'm opinated a little self rightous.
I love songs that's are lyrically intoxicating.
I sing in the shower.
I'm to loyal and trust to easily.
I make no apologies for who I am.
I forgive but never forget.
I'm not the romantic type and don't like to be pampered.
I hate feet and my feet being touched.
Don't call me hun, sweetie, sexy and don't call me babe, it reminds me of the movie babe and I'm far from a pig!

>>76568109
pirats of the caribean

>>76568109
the first 3 Pirates of the Caribbean movies

>>76568099
see it as another sadistic self-harm attempt you mental bugger

>>76568109
Pirates of the Caribbean.

You should read the books though.

>>76567726
Link? I'm a Roman autist so I want to destroy this hotep kang.

>>76568060
american conservatism is liberalism
in fact all conservatism is really

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>there are actually people who cut themselves in /brit/

wtf?

>>76568139
>>76568139
>>76568139
>>76568139

>my time is precious to me
*sits on /brit/ for hours at a time each day posting about niggers, Jews and leftists*

>>76568124
>>76568127
ive seen those. not so much a fan, bit too light hearted

>You should read the books though.
oh dear

Literally Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.

>>76567805
Yes but he fooled enough people in the country into believing that.

>>76568068
bmi less than 20 i'd say, i'm 22 now and most of it is muscle, i was stuck at like 17 bmi for years though

>>76568147
https://www.reddit.com/user/shortbus1992

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>>76567726
you are the worst type of reddit scum there is, I wish you were a tripfag so I could call you a spineless cunt whenever you post. If you want to argue something argue against the person making the point dont come to an entirely different website to seek approval of your opinions, especially on a very likely niche point that hasnt even received much serious attention.

>>76568264
they aren't opinions

i've likely been using 4chan longer than you 2bh

>>76568313
doubt that

>>76567829
explain?