JANNY'S IN THE HOUSE edition
hotpocketo caca
Im sure this wont get deleted
>>76565916
Go to bed vernazza
>implying he isnt the janny
I know the janny is from virginia and a neet as all jannies are. It makes perfect and he is certainly autistic enough.
>>76565916
wow
infinite hotpockets
did a poo
>>76565916
What's happening on the ground in this picture?
another day in poverty, brehs
>>76565971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>76565916
Take Care is literally the greatest rap album to ever be released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1VlFPSK6p8
>>76565995
It looks like he's just finished shitting out wojak.
im still laffin
>>76565995
its a desert with no vegetation
>>76566030
36 chambers*
EU is stealing 3 billion of our country's Google money. How do we retaliate?
(Let's start with Fuck Denmark)
>>76566031
This makes no sense.
>>76566030
>be loser
>have normie tastes and attitudes
reprehensible
>>76566030
utterly entry level hiphop
>>76566061
Is Google a good taxpayer in the USA?
>>76566055
oh I will be. I get loaded on tuesday nights, its tradition
laugh at the tiger
>>76566042
>>76566070
Take Care is literally the perfect album
>>76566086
obscurity is not indicative of good music
>>76566116
nothing to do with obscurity. it's just utterly entry level.
>I tend to not trust Caucasian people standing behind me with sharp implements
Definitely not racist at all! :^)
Should I jack off or buy some weed and then jack off?
>run 1 tab of chrome, PC, and steam
>CPU at 129f
>>76566089
Doesn't matter Google is our company. They can fuck us but EU can't fuck them.
Hamburgers stupid.
Why would anyone want a burger without cheese? It doesn't make any sense.
MPC*
>hamburger
>made from beef
Really makes ya think
>>76566089
No. Not at all.
All these companies base themselves in Dublin so they don't have to pay US taxes as long as the money never enters back into the US. Our corporate tax rate is 30 something percent but the real rate the avergae company pays with loopholes is 17 percent, they only save about 7 percent in ireland, they are massive fucking jews
>>76566148
>our company
No, see again>>76566182
Not paying us a single dime and hiding out in ireland while they put pictures of transgender astronauts next to their search bar, fuck jewgle and fuck Chrome(aka "the botnet")
>(Let's start with Fuck Denmark)
>>76566182
>they only save about 7 percent in ireland
So in Ireland they don't save much, but in Dubai they save more?
Guys go the old thread and check what i posted.
My only dream in life is to genocide snownigger Danish "people"
>>76566258
Link to the old thread? I'm too lazy to search for the thread in the catalog.
>>76566234
he said dublin no dubai.
https://youtu.be/Uj1ykZWtPYI
>>76566258
can't believe you posted your cock
>>76566182
Regardless, how can EU just take $3billion from an american company because they feel like it?
Let's take $3billion from Volkswagen to pay off our debt.
>>76566258
No, the tax rates in Dubai are actually worse than in Ireland for corporations
>Under the Emirate-based tax decrees, CIT may be imposed on all companies (including branches and permanent establishments [PEs]) at rates of up to 55%. However, in practice, CIT is currently only enforced in respect of corporate entities engaged in the production of oil and gas or extraction of other natural resources in the United Arab Emirates.
>In addition, some of the Emirates have their own specific banking tax decrees, which impose CIT on branches of foreign banks at the rate of 20%.
>>76566287
Thanks. I'm a bit tired.
>>76566308
You fined our banks UBS and CS a lot even though they belong to about 50% to Americans.
>>76566312
i'm sorry, what are you talking about?
Hey everyone! laugh at this anon hahahaha
>>76566308
Are you fucking stupid? It's a multinational corporations and they subject to EU laws like Volkswagon is to US laws. Stop acting like they personally hurt you, google gives nothing back in taxes to our country and their board of directors/CEO's certainly won't weep for you
>>76566312
>oilniggers only levy 50% for foreigners to extract their oil
why isnt canada the richest country on earth? we have far more oil than them, we just need to nationalise the ownership of our resources and redistribute the profits
>>76566323
*fucks Denmark's shit up*
>>76566420
I can't stand the EU. Can't wait till it disbands.
>>76566444
S-sorry. *unfucks Denmark's shit*
>>76566444
Why are his eyes so red?
>>76566476
Why? What did the EU ever do to you?
>>76565916
>on the bus
>see fat guy with a qt gf
what the fuck?
What do you think is the best thing from this menu?
>>76566493
The problem is that it combines there leverage in negotiations and it hurts American interests in Europe.
>>76566546
id get the chicken & waffles or mac & cheese
Feel like pure Shit just want her back
>>76566546
Chicken and waffles.
>>76566570
>>76566580
Good taste. I was thinking about getting the chicken and waffles.
What should I do?
>>76566546
I'd either get the trout, the chicken steak or the ribs
stop talking about smart stuff
>>76566560
What interests do you have in Europe?
>>76566546
All of it
>>76566546
>>76566546
probably the shrimp and grits
>>76566560
Google doesnt represent american interests
>>76566594
buy some frozen tendies to bring to work for lunch tommorow
>chicken fried steak
>country fried steak
>>76566594
weather permitting, a stroll along the lakeshore
>>76566630
>>76566594
Do a dance.
>>76566630
was planning on a ham sandwich and an apple
>>76566637
it keeps raining and turning sunny again every 5 minutes
give me the get
>>76566601
Mainly trade. We have a huge trade deficit, Germany in particular. It's hard to renegotiate trade with single countries because they pull the EU card.
Was deciding between chicken and waffles or ribs so I flipped a coin and the coin said I should get ribs.
>>76566633
Absolutely horrendous post.
>>76566669
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
REEEEEE
>>76566666
>JANNY'S IN THE HOUSE edition
What if someone of (((semitic origins))) were to post a short video of a woman being penetrated by a piston driven dildo?
>>76566669
Damn so close daneman
anyone who doesn't like chicken fried steak can fuck off
POOOPAAAADOOOPAAAAA
>>76566678
I don't like the weird white gravy.
>>76566699
Oh, nice!
>>76566701
This post was actually really good. It's an example of the kind of content that I like to see in this general.
>>76566722
>>76566678
Patrician, only childish plebs would want chicken and waffles
>>76566665
>it keeps raining and turning sunny again every 5 minutes
same. btw whats your commute to work like, i just started full time work
>>76566722
Wow I'm on a roll
I have a friend who loves chicken and waffles
funnily enough he is a nigger
>>76566749
60-75 minutes each way
I need to move
disgusting
it's just a big meat cracker
morrowind crashed
>I have a friend
>he is a nigger
I hope he's imaginary
>>76566778
>calling your friends niggers
NOT cool.
I miss when twin peaks used to be comfy and not confusing as fuck
http://www.strawpoll.me/13302240
The only elder scrolls game I've played all the way through is Skyrim
>>76566778
Well, the more common version is a black dish.
>>76566781
wew and I bitch about 30 minute trips each way
you should get yourself some audio books
>>76566801
y-you obviously bought that game, right?
>>76566847
but I live near Oregon
Am I the only person on earth who watches that show The 100?
>reddit peaks
>>76566781
christ alive
i walk 3 minutes from my house to the train station, ride the train for 12 minutes and then walk 3 minutes to the door of my building
>>76566859
30 minutes is annoying to drive every morning, urban caging sucks
>>76566862
go away todd
>>76566875
Twin peaks is comfy as fuck
>>76566896
was*
>>76566895
JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION REAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
>>76566847
kys
Foodpatricians who enjoy chicken fried steak on the left
Foodlets who don't on the right
europoors get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>mmmm yes, just cover my disgusting meat cracker with that cum gravy
going to sleep see ya lads
i dont like fried chicken.
>>76566993
sleep tight denny
Fucking amerifats with no self control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FemD_nnsUbk
>>76567002
Denmark never goes to sleep. He fooled you.
>>76567033
its a canadian proxy
>>76566993
good night
why do people make female only events
is so dumb
>andale andale. QUIERO un novio blanco
How do you respond?
>>76567002
>>76567033
...goodnight lads....
>>76567053
Women aren't truly free around men.
>>76567061
get lost before I call ICE
>>76567053
The evergreen college riots were because a professor said a nonwhites on campus only day was a bad idea.
Crazy world
>>76567086
ICE
>>76567061
*zips dick*
Sorry, I'm not into spic women.
Fun fact: Cereal mascots and the like are almost always drawn with their eyes looking down. This is because kids are short, and the downward-looking eyes (looking right at the kids) instills a sense of trust in the youngins'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q1wzwAMMPU
>>76567109
please don't use all caps, you'll wake up the other daneposter
kinda wish i was a cute girl desu
i actually understand life on a fundemental level.
if you have any questions, just ask me.
rate my dinner
>>76566540
Everybody is fat in Mexico.
>>76567140
Just wear girl's clothing like a normal person.
>>76567171
wow british hospitals have amazing meals
>>76567120
doubt it
>>76567169
Why do bad things happen to good people?
the chileANO gf
>>76567171
All food is better when the knives are still in it
>>76567184
i already do
>>76567000
And when its served on cutting boards instead of plates
>>76567219
me too
are boobies over rated?
i'm starting to think so.
Want to hear a joke?
electric cars
>>76567169
wheres my gf
>>76567263
flat chest best chest
>>76567263
Yes, boobs and buts are insanely overrated.
>>76567195
Eye contact increases brand trust by a good margin. There's been studies done about it.
>>76567277
t. Rex tillerson
>>76567171
portions are a bit small
>>76567259
you must be pretty cute anonymous
>>76567263
I asked you a question. (>>76567196)
Want a cute Chilean GF
>>76567296
i don't believe in psychology
I understand perfectly
Salem will be the capitol of Cascadia.
>>76567196
because karma isnt real
>>76567358
salem sucks
washington, being the best state, will take charge and have olympia host the capital
>>76567358
Capitol = Building
Capital = City
>>76567358
as much as i love the architecture on that building, victoria is the most imperial city in cascadia
>>76567284
>>76567293
it's all about how good a bitches meme game is right?
>>76567282
in my bed, mfw... just kidding i wouldn't cuck a homie.
>>76567403
hmmm fascinating.
>>76567424
can't get cucked if i have no gf
business idea: province of vancouver island
Tits and ass are for brainlets.
Twiggy is the thinking man's Sophia Loren.
>>76567470
im a brainlet
>>76567445
forever uncuckable
>>76567424
stop ignoring me Ryan
>>76567453
vancouver island would be the autonomous capital region of an independent cascadian federation with BC, washington and oregon as members
>>76567482
fuck off shithead
>>76567480
That's fine.
Why won't Republican's allow us to have this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elgSsMDt3ZE
>>76567493
[...]
For practicing Zen, a quiet room is suitable. Eat and drink moderately. Put aside all involvements and suspend all affairs. Do not think "good" or "bad." Do not judge true or false. Give up the operations of mind, intellect, and consciousness; stop measuring with thoughts, ideas, and views. Have no designs on becoming a Buddha. How could that be limited to sitting or lying down?
[...]
http://web.stanford.edu/group/scbs/sztp3/translations/gongyo_seiten/translations/part_3/fukan_zazengi.html
>>76567508
rude
It's a special occasion.
>>76566572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-y51391ehg
Anyone want to hangout? I'll drive
>>76567552
what are we celebrating anon?
>>76567544
Thanks
>>76567577
wya
>>76567582
I went 48 hours without masturbating
>>76567577
ROAD
O
A
D
TRIP
R
I
P
Even chinks have better infrastructure than us. California is right (for once) we need high speed rail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtS8M90Fto
>>76567606
get used to it
need someone to massage my upper back/shoulders
>>76567470
t. testlet
>>76567606
What's the most you've jacked off in a day? My record stands at 7 times
>>76567606
guess i should slip into something more comfortable for dinner..
>>76567632
>What's the most you've jacked off in a day? My record stands at 7 times
Just twice. I don't get how people can fap several times a day.
>>76567590
prefer not to say
>>76567708
I was sick and the internet was out.
>>76567708
I don't get how some people can't
>>76567743
He is probably low test/tiny delicate peepee combo
How many pullups can you do?
>>76567708
I have no refractory period, I can get hard and cum again immediately after cumming.
>>76567825
cute desu
>>76567851
none
>>76567851
I've literally never been able to do a pull-up in my life
>>76567851
like 1 more than you
why do people think SKM is good
>>76567868
*blushes*
several over the course of a month
fuck
>>76567851
I've done 3 once
If i owned a pizzeria i would make a hot wings sandwich.
Shit would be so cash.
Alex Jones thinks succubus is a verb.
i am not unhappy about my dick size
i am unhappy about my testicular size
>>76567959
Have you ever heard of Fat Sandwich?
>>76567977
your mom can succubus my verb
>>76567851
50.
My dad forces me to do them.
>>76567977
>>76568004
Lmaoo
>>76568000
No, is that from Fat Sal's?
i can actually do like 8 pullups.
drunk exercise is really fun.
Low test and proud.
This is the ideal female.
>>76568042
disgusting
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
>Low test and proud.
>tfw this guy won't stop texting me
>>76568110
nice tiddies bae, wanna go grab a hot chocolate after class?
i have it on good authority that bitches love hot chocolate.
>>76568110
is he cute?
>"m-muh child bearing hips n shiet"
>>76568110
Can you block his number? Some phones can't do it, but mine can.
>>76568172
How can you fuck a girl this skinny? I feel like she'd snap in half like a twig.
>>76568172
>a literal fucking stick with skin
she needs meat
janny took the op
>>76568212
FAT
A
T
>>76568137
>Ignores but smiles
>>76568185
I don't want to break his heart
>>76568145
He's awkward
>>76568260
>I don't want to be rude, but I'm just going to lead him on giving him false hope
Bit hypocritical don't you think?
hnnng
>>76568338
>implying I'm trolling
how do i slay adult add? literally cant do anything
>>76568172
this woman is a product of jewish propaganda
Is it possible that Twiggy is a little thin?
>>76568378
Take amphetamine.
>>76568401
did as a kid and it made things worse. My body isnt good with stims of any type
>>76568376
nobodily implied that you autist
>The state of YouTube
>>76568431
>replies with just a (YOU)
In other words, "(here's your (you)"
Lurk more faggot
Is my sister pretty, /cum/?
A snack buckos
It's mushrooms
https://youtu.be/iOUpQFKDDPs
#PrideMonth
taco bowls are gods gift to man
>>76568562
>americans snack on cum
How can we have the 7th highest GDP per capita yet the average american is still so poor?
>>76568623
they aren't
>>76568623
blacks
Eat shot and die, Americoons.
Bongs are taking over now
>>76568623
>poor people
WHERE!?!?!
*Grabs my shotgun*
>>76568666
california
FOB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0bDGzFxEN4
racists are friends with hispanics?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76568673
my city ain't poor nigga
This is considered normal in America
>>76568637
They are though. 63% of Americans don't have enough savings to cover a surprise $500 expense.
islamic communism will conquer america inshallah
i like british people
>>76568714
Relative poverty differs by country
>>76568714
>implying people don't have wads of cash hidden for tax evasion
Really makes you think
Bongs are here to fuck your shit up
I LOVE british people.
ah yes the so called American ""man""
>>76568808
prefer felicity
British people are welcomed here
>>76568809
>kinkshaming
reporting you to the queen
>>76568809
tasty
>>76568809
doubt that's an american
My heritage is British, English and some Scottish
>>76568870
Kek
Struck out again
Thot this wss the one for sure
>>76568864
hes literally a thanksgiving turkey
DNA test says I'm 17% Native American, and 84% Northern European
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>76568946
at least you triedf
>>76568967
83%*
>>76568967
also 100% gay
>>76569010
loving traps isn't gay.
>mom installed reddit on her phone to look at amusing pictures of animals
Looks like my mom is a redditor now lads
>>76569026
t. Gay
>>76568946
good luck next time
What read next buddies?
the sandwhich I ate was too big for a lil guy like me. now I feel sick.
>>76569070
incorrect
>>76568967
I'm like 10% native american 10% southern european . No bully pls
>>76569109
>White skin
Is this some sort of joke???
>>76569144
90% south...*
Me on the left
>>76569171
>>76569144
ur a moor
>>76569109
This is really making me think hard.
>>76569144
80% what?
>>76569109
*inserts finger*
out of curiosity, are you guys aware of this meme, or is it your first time watching it? i feel like most of you wouldn't have seen it before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
>>76569109
>SJWs always lie
Lmao what? I mean yes they do but why is that a book?
I really hate that dragon loli
Will be going on a anti Mexican rant soon
New bread
>>76569290
>>76569290
>>76569290
>>76569271
I don't get it
>>76568951
>hes literally a thanksgiving turkey
He's a roast pig. When have you seen a turkey with an apple jammed in it?
>>76569109
>Not having pic related in your home library