/brit/

Just been in an altercation over a devilled egg
Paramedics are on their way

>no edition

how absolutely disgusting

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My older brother (35) is on Steam playing something called "Fairy Fencer F Advent Dark Force".

Fucking state of that man lads.

Should I tell him anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHxcWZ92ez0


HOWLING at this

this fucking egg meme is atrocious and you should all be embarrassed

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big strong canadians

>>76562446
Mew :3

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Imagine being Elliot Rodger's dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vuXOLD9OMs

I would an hero if it was me

>>76562489

Ask to play, too
I never had a brother

>>76562459
parameggics

think i might join the army reserves until september to earn a little bit of dosh
thoughts?

>>76562525
alri jezza

>be anglo
>live under worse surveillance than DDR

nationalise eggs

>>76562529
Hows the pay?

HEY
MISTAH PROIME MINISTAH
ANDAAAY

about to bingewatch RobinHoodUKIP on youtube
what am I in for?

Madeleine McCann is dead, huh

>>76562564
liar

>>76562489
No you fucking stupid cunt

>>76562541
>muh privacy
Get out

Does my fucking nut in when some runt on Battlefield tells me how to play
*kills you with a shotgun*
*blows you up with a homing missile*
heh...

>>76562557
37 shekels a day and a 444 shekel bounty if i finish the year (which i wont)

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my images are not fucking corrupt

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>>76562541
hope corbyn forms a stasi

>>76562597
Why not?

Someone should straighten him out, he's a fucking barnacle on society.

>>76562619
always loved picking the jackhammer in bf2

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bedtime lads night x

>>76562619
PS4?

errr completely lost my appetite lads
have not felt hungry all day today or tomorrow
is this cancer?


#shook

doing a microwave curry for breakfast

>>76562639
the stasi in DDR was only needed because it was in the middle of the cold war and the west had a part of berlin where they could send spies and such.

>>76562692
smoke a spliff

business idea: free school meals taste worse than paid ones and are filled with xenoestrogens

>>76562459
alright mate calm down

>>76562688
Xbone

>>76562692
eat anyway

>>76562692
meant yesterday fuck

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me on the left (5'9") playing with a friend (6'0")

>>76562678
wew too qt, names or moar pls

>>76562728
are jezza will not like this

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>>76562491
Dodds is literally an Irish charicature

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the hwhite race

>>76562734
Gay

>>76562674
I use whatever is the most easiest, overpowered gun to use. The ACE series of guns are my favourite.

>>76562742
thats so weird

>>76562756
i deliberately devised this plan to appease both the right and the left
everyone's happy, trust me

>>76562742
guy is absolutely massive, look at that door

>>76562767
yeah I am

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>>76562750

>>76562807
'nder

After a year my bennies are already being cut. My dad's been living on the dole for nearly 20 years now, HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?!

>>76562806
Six feet tall isn't that massive tbqh.

doing a quick learn about the cuckio meme

>>76562678
>>76562820
She looks like a piano teacher I used to have who was a psychotic cunt

>>76562844
what's that? I don't remember it

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breggsit was ah misteek

>>76562820
who are the others in the last pic

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the hero we all deserve

is gambling runty?

>work at stressful job
>come home to shit flatshare where the flatmates always do shit to piss me off
>starve and binge-eat
>always sleep deprived
>don't do anything of note on the weekend besides dread work and feel as though im procrastinating.

what's the point lads? life isn't going to get better its just going to be miserable the entire time. why do so many people hang on?

>>76562806
guess you could say he's a big guy

>>76562765

he isn't irish

>>76562807
Nice

I don't really care if you cry
On the real you should've never lied
Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said baby I am not afraid to, die

>>76562895
Never lived in a flatshare but it sounds dire. I'd expect them to be for immigrants and exceptional circumstances only.

How much do you earn and where do you live that you can't afford your own place?

>>76562895
join the IWW

>>76562903
hello 12 or 13 year old

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>>76562895

most people are distracted by gadgets, tv, video games, other garbage culture. they are not truly conscious of how hopeless their plight is.

>>76562872
Gamble away dot Co dot UK

>>76562895
Start to do yoga and meditate and all your stress will disappear

t. wellbeing analyst

>tfw that's genuinely my job title

>>76562961
for you

>>76562872
no but runty gambling does exist

Why do Australians sleep on the roads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

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Is /brit/ proud to be British?

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The future of constructive criticism

Been practicing on my bike to prepare for my mod 1 resit lads.

>>76562948
>expect them to be for immigrants and exceptional circumstances only

Literally everyone I know in London is in a flatshare or with a partner, it's very difficult to get your own place here. I'm on £30k and I feasibly could, but it'd be a shithole and I wouldn't save anything, so it makes more sense to share. Lots of people in their 30s and even 40s flatshare here, it's depressing as fuck, can't think why anyone would willingly live in this awful city.

>>76562841
Can't wait until you parasites are starved out of existence

>>76562948
30k and i live in london.
>>76562950
what
>>76562971
it's true. i crave genuine freetime for self-development so much.
>>76562980
meditation is very stressful to me. my mind always wanders.

>>76562994
As a former gambling company employee this is the truth

(not in a shop, that's always runty if you place the bet and watch the event there, but in the call centre placing bets/customer service)

reminder bg kumbi at 12 years old was posting ironic, mmasterful vids with lubricant and pictures of men in the background

meanwhile im 26 years old and shitposting on /brit/ craving for attention

let that sink in

>>76563076
>meditation is very stressful to me. my mind always wanders.

lmao you're not meditating

>>76563035
no

>>76563030
Nothing will ever beat this t bqh https://youtu.be/CtWirGxV7Q8

>>76563109
>Close my eyes
>sit cross legged
>concentrate on breathing

what am i doing wrong?

>>76562895
You're that autistic cunt who can't leave his room if people are in the kitchen lmao no better than ribena you flatshare freak

>>76563148
my posts are the most resonant in /brit/

>>76563097
That lad is fucking hilarious desu

>>76563030
>living in the NT
>bus to work regularly drives in the middle of the road/swerves to miss Aboriginals passed out in the middle of the road

literally cannot understand meditation. your life must be so free of any hardship if you are able to just sit and think about absolutely fuck all. it is impossible to clear my head, there is always something niggling, it's always there, just that lingering sense of impending dread. alcohol blocks it out for a bit, but it alwas comes back

>>76563097
>bg kumbi
Who?

are you gay

Marijuana turns you into a boring walking stereotype

>>76562895
Amen.
>>76562971
This is very true. I really crave a sense of duty and purpose. Would have unironically done better as a pleb than a modern individual

Fascism is not a form of state power "standing above both classes -- the proletariat and the bourgeoisie," as Otto Bauer, for instance, has asserted. It is not "the revolt of the petty bourgeoisie which has captured the machinery of the state," as the British Socialist Brailsford declares. No, fascism is not a power standing above class, nor government of the petty bourgeoisie or the lumpen-proletariat over finance capital. Fascism is the power of finance capital itself. It is the organization of terrorist vengeance against the working class and the revolutionary section of the peasantry and intelligentsia. In foreign policy, fascism is jingoism in its most brutal form, fomenting bestial hatred of other nations.

This, the true character of fascism, must be particularly stressed because in a number of countries, under cover of social demagogy, fascism has managed to gain the following of the mass of the petty bourgeoisie that has been dislocated by the crisis, and even of certain sections of the most backward strata of the proletariat. These would never have supported fascism if they had understood its real character and its true nature.

>>76563076
That is perfectly natural during meditation - you need to learn to accept that and gently refocus your mind to meditation, instead of seeing it as a failure of your meditation. It can be useful to have a central focus (a chant such as 'om', your breathing, or the consciousness of a particular part of your body) to return to if you notice your mind beginning to wander. If you'd like to give it another go, the Headspace app is pretty useful (can get a trial of 10 meditations, or just download all of them for free on tpb).

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>miserable when I drink
>miserable when I don't

>>76563138
actually debate among different buddhist sect with regards to the extent that your physical posture affects your meditation. Anyway the whole point is to focus so much on (for, in your example, breathing) that your mind doesn't wander.

I think what people forget is that meditation is a skill like running or painting or whatever you gota keep doing it to get better at it. Nobody starts being able to run a marathon, you have to practice and of course you are going to be shit to start with.

it is very difficult.

>>76563227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu0_judda5w

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rorkes btfo

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>Fascism is not a form of state power "standing above both classes -- the proletariat and the bourgeoisie," as Otto Bauer, for instance, has asserted. It is not "the revolt of the petty bourgeoisie which has captured the machinery of the state," as the British Socialist Brailsford declares. No, fascism is not a power standing above class, nor government of the petty bourgeoisie or the lumpen-proletariat over finance capital. Fascism is the power of finance capital itself. It is the organization of terrorist vengeance against the working class and the revolutionary section of the peasantry and intelligentsia. In foreign policy, fascism is jingoism in its most brutal form, fomenting bestial hatred of other nations.
>This, the true character of fascism, must be particularly stressed because in a number of countries, under cover of social demagogy, fascism has managed to gain the following of the mass of the petty bourgeoisie that has been dislocated by the crisis, and even of certain sections of the most backward strata of the proletariat. These would never have supported fascism if they had understood its real character and its true nature.

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The Irish gf

got a big willy but never use it

>>76563114
Didn't even need to click this to know this was Ghost Chups

>also the official NZ anti-driving ad where the old man tells the drunk kids their balls are in his hands and his mate has to step in cuz they think he's a paedo
>and the kids show each other how their dads drive high
>and the weed one where the two guys are driving and their minds are drifting and he sees the pizza bike and crashes

NZ has the best PSAs

ey bby u want sum fuk

>>76563297
Yesterday I was on the bus and a heavily pregnant woman stood as a bunch of Chinese just sat in all the spaces around the front

>>76563297

Only went viral because of the bigotry of low expectation lol

>>76563279

take benzos then

>>76563279
drink faster and play music

>>76562980
Ah, I remember you from britpol. How you doing lad?

>>76563329

Same
Maybe not big, but definitely solid

why do lots of men commit sudoku.

>>76563366
kek THIS

>>76562980
Climbing is better

>>76562980
>t. wellbeing analyst
wat

>>76563395
Been better, but the job's going well at least. Weirdly I could genuinely make £100k-200k with this job in the future if I was willing to bullshit my way to the top and stay in London, but I don't think I'll bother with that.

>>76563362
Ah yes the old 'inese

Genuinely more upset about Chinese people in my country than Rasheeds

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What does it feel like when someone is in love with you?

>>76563362
Offer my seat to elderly and disabled but never do it to pregnant people unless i'm 100% sure because once I offered my seat to a pregnant lady but it turned out she was just fat not pregnant and it was very embarassing

>>76562980
How did you get such a job? What are your """""qualifications""""" and experience like?

my dad has autism

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>>76563477
Feels good desu

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>>76563477
bags of sand?

>>76563477
uncomfortable if you don't love em back

PUSSY edition

>>76563477
love doesn't exist

there's only lust and friendship

>>76563212
You're literally the type of person that would benefit from meditation

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Me and the lads

>>76563407

society is status driven and this primarily impacts men. men are supposed to compete for women, to be the breadwinner etc, and lots fail due to betaness

a woman can just spread her legs and get whatever she wants. men have to fight for everything.

in a dilemma lads

have my first ever gf. love her to bits. have major doubts about the viability of the relationship into the long-run

>>76563498
It was very obvious she was pregnant. Still relatively normal/in shape but with big bulging belly and tits. There aren't that many fat women around where I live

>>76563329
haha yeah me too
pics x

>>76563416
Cannot recommend climbing enough. Autistically whittling away at harder and harder boulder problems over months has done great things for my mental health. I can imagine martial arts is similar, training your body and technique to advance from one grade to the next.

Keeps you pretty fit as well

>>76563498
hahahaha classsic stand up story mate gud 1

>>76563542

wow how fascinating (not)

>>76563552
>There aren't that many fat women around where I live

absolutely boggles the brain anywhere like this could exist. too many fat fuckers near me

why are brits so rude

>>76563407
see
>>76562895

women are profoundly better at distracting themselves with shopping and netflix.

>>76563586
we're not

>>76563542
explain the situation more, that's not enough details

>>76563570
saving to my british """humour""" folder

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A superstitious elderly passenger delayed a flight in Shanghai after throwing coins at the engine for good luck, a Chinese airline has confirmed.

The 80-year-old woman threw her change at the China Southern Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board.

proper fat cunt i amreally need to shift some of this weight over summer

>3 CNN journalists forced to resign because of literal fake news

ah yes i think i shall be having two slices of apple cake tonight

>>76563148
i like to think there's a few of us who do this

GO back to those goldsoundz
and keep my advent to urself
because its nothing i dont like
is it a crisis or a boring change?

>>76563581
Lots of Asian girl competition, sport and beach culture combine to absolutely blast fatties away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq-CKdT6IG4

>>76563625

just eat less food it's that simple

>>76563578
>>76563611
idk we're all loveydovey but ultimately she gets very hormonal and crazy from time to time. secondly i dont enjoy sex as much as i should and i think i might be really low-key gay or something...

>>76563416
Probably not as good for mental health, but it's a good idea for sure. Seems like lots of qt girls are into climbing too.

>>76563439
I analyse wellbeing

>>76563501
Top grades for BSc and MSc in Psychology, pretty normal experience (bar work and a bit of volunteering), but come across well in interviews due to being a tall normie (not really a normie obviously otherwise I wouldn't be here, but I do a pretty good job at pretending to be one in polite company).

>>76563558
I agree. GREAT stress reliever after a long day of slavery and the feeling of sending a problem brushes all the worries away

>>76563621
reported to mummy may for hate speech pictures

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>>76563635

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fu

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Can't imagine anyone ever loving me

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anime

>>76563659

ermm there's this thing called a menstrual cycle....

>>76563690
<3

SO drunk in the august sun

>>76563697
cum on hed

>>76563698
yeah i know but she goes crazy even when she's off the blob

>>76563665
*flashes your project*

Haha whoops xx

and YOURE the kind of girl i like

>>76563687
needs sleep but otherwise perfect

The only reason blacks are said to have a prominent social intelligence (or however people divide IQ these days) is because they have little self-awareness, or abstract thought, and people expect far less from them.

fuck drumpf and fuck white pipo

watched Taboo III (1984) last night and i must say, it does not hold a candle to I or II, especially II

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>all I want to do is study ancient history
>don't want to be homeless

hello my friends i have just completed a wank

>>76563711
>>76563743
t. Empty

there is no need to flat share in London unless you're on 19k or something

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had a couple of girls VERY into me during my formative teenage years but chose to ignore them and play WoW instead

>>76563659
lol i was joking we dont give a fucking shit

>>76563734
Oh thanks for the beta bruh

>>76563761
Excellent work

>>76563759
Study Mathematics and Petroleum Engineering, work for 10 years and then use the money to study ancient history once you're set for life

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probably going to end up not taking any holiady this year

>>76563773
don't know that feel because I'm an ugly

>>76563768
but then you have to live in Croydon or whatever

because youre empty

>>76563558
Wouldn't even know how to get into it, can I just turn up to a place with a climbing wall and be like yo I wanna climb as a hobby?

>>76563687
cheek sucking slag

>>76563768
Unless you're a literal millionaire it's impossible to live somewhere nice in London. You're basically sacrificing peace and quiet, space, a garden, spare rooms etc just to be a bit closer to Starbucks and Wagamama (and millions of pakis)

>>76563773
same lmao not WoW though
if only i wasnt a pathetic sperg

>>76563785
I actually wanted to study petroleum engineering but I can't afford to

>>76563621
>I have caught a flight from Shanghai on CSA
No coin throwing but (I've told this here before) a man did have a bag of rice as carry on

>Ah Yes

Very tired
Brushed my teeth
Now very awake!

Madness!

>>76563825
Yeah, sign up and start on the bouldering walls

>>76563863
does fulham count as nice?

>>76563874
'bo

>>76563886
yeah it's sort of wealthy

>>76563625
Are you a NEET?
Get a job as a waiter

The money can be decent if you find the right place, if not hours make up for shity wage but you lose literal KGs with all the walking and not having breaks to eat

and i'm empty

>>76563768
Would you rather have a """studio"""" (i.e. a bed and a kitchen both in the same small room, with a shit en-suite toilet and shower) for £1200pcm, or live in an ok house for £700pcm but have to share it? That's the choice for most of us runts who live here, so we go for the latter so that we can actually save a bit of £££.

>"wouldst thou like to live...deliciously?"

>>76563909
Mate if I was an abo I'd be getting a free ride

no point in living in London if you're on under £45k

whats the point of self-improvement if you still feel miserable afterwards?

I lift, eat healthy, have a "good" job, even had a loving gf a few months ago.

still feel miserable.

>>76563687

one of the worst people on earth

>>76563941
The former. It's shit and I'm skint, but I can't handle living with others. I drink to get through enough as it is

I am the only one,
Searching for you

no point in living

bulldoze all mansions
build skyrise towers in their place
cram the people in

would never ever ever fucking share with random normie cunts aka hippy Spanish student cunts who steal your stuff and keep you awake till 4am not a fucking chance

>>76563964
the point is to fuck off normie twat

>>76563961
sort of untrue. all the jobs in my career are in london.

if i want to get on the career ladder i have to suck it up and suffer in 'ndon.

>>76563731

she probably has BPD then, which is basically typical female behaviour turned up a little

>>76563030
*Sleeps on your driveway*

and if I get caught

>>76563884
I'm overweight (but not in a heart attack at 35 sort of way) and have fairly shit upper body strength, would this be a massive issue?

>>76563997
???

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>I pay 500 quid a month for a large, detached, 3 bedroom house with two toilets and a garden in a nice quiet area while Londoners pay 1500 quid a month to live under Mr Rasheed's stairs so they can be a bit closer to Pret a Manger

>>76563878

not convinced that chinks are human

london is amazing, shame it's so expensive

wish my parents bought property in the 80s

>not living in a flat with your mate(s)
??? ???

then the search is through

>>76563950
That's not really true, they are entitled to no more than any other poor person (they're just poorer in ridiculously higher numbers)

>>76564020
Bouldering walls are like the height of the walls in your house. No harness or whatever, you just jump on and go along the wall.

As long as you're not so fat your gut prevent you from holding onto the grips you're fine

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>>76563558
Did rock climbing when I was a wee tadger. Lots of fun. Maybe I should try and get back into it. Riding a big bike gives you some mad gains as well.

fucking ADDICTED to softmints lads i need help

>>76564000
davidcorenlaughing.jpeg

One of us is a cigar stand

>>76564021
You stay up too late and eat too late. It's annoying

Lazy Spaniards

do NOT care a single iota about rocks and the climbing of said rocks

Rain for much of England and Wales overnight, with heavier bursts, particularly across central and southeastern counties. Warm and muggy here, but elsewhere, rain gradually creeping towards Northern Ireland, whilst patchy rain and drizzle persisting over Scotland.

feels like this thread has been up longer than 45 minutes

love rocks
hate climbing

simple as

>>76564066
me on the left except also balding lol

and one of us is a lovely blue incandescent guillotine

Jasmine tea is quite nice lads.

>>76564063
Sweet, let me look for one in my area. What area of the body would it exercise, obviously grip and I'm guessing general upper body strengthening?

one of us is a paki bastard

any new noncebusting vids

Brother's new Spanish girlfriend he's very in love with keeps touching me and giving me lots of signs that she's into me

I hope it's just a Spanish thing and she is just being friendly

>>76564021
everywhere around my house is swarmed by Spanish and Italian cunts whenever it goes above 22c doing stupid shit like drumming with beer cans till 4 fucking o'clock in the morning

my neighbour throws rocks at them an they fuck off usually

Spanish and Italian have no respect for anyone at all

fuck britian

>>76564156
probably a spanish thing
t. knower

>>76564066
I didn't realise there was different types of pubic hair for men and women
>i'm not particularly hairy and I manscape
>girls are always at the very least trimmed right down

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Can someone shop Wojak's face onto Alan's ladyboy gf

>>76564092
Do NOT tell me to type slowly

*smashes at the keyboard rapidly!!!*

>>76564101
A bit like the gays, they're always out late

reminder boys are dying on these streets

>>76564217
underage ladyboy from what i understand

the pinnacle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jik-Ygcdr7A

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>daddy. daddy. the mena people are syaing nasty things about my book and won't buy it. pls gob allowance

>>76563976
Well in that case you'd have to go for the studio, but you'd have a pretty miserable existence tbqhwy. Not like mine is much better, I had a far better quality of life when I was a barman living with my mummy in my irrelevant hometown than now I'm a serious working professional in London.

>>76564240
>ASMR
think ill give this one a miss

>>76564060
There are shitloads of scholarships for them going into stem

>>76564156
It is, I was kissed hello by the girl in bra and knickers when I moved into my student dorms when I was in Spain

My virgin dick almost stabbed her in the leg

wonder how many abos there are in britain

>>76564249
laaaddddd

>>76564240
lots of slavic/east europe females have that face, theyre like clones, the one i did sex on also had that sort of face but not as fat and minus the fucked up nose

going on holiday with the gf on Thursday

hopefully i don't get trucked to death while i'm abroad haha x

>>76564318
hope you do

>>76564306
are you a feminine moncer too?

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roaring

>>76564318
where are you going

>>76564249

pretentious cunt

>>76564338
Vienna

choices of living in the UK:

>London
>flatshare throughout you're 20s
>only be there for your careers sake
>if you're lucky you may be able to eventually move into a soulless commuter-belt town and get a bit more space in exchange for a dreaded commute every morning and a dormitory/meaningless existence

not london
>the last point, except with less money and some how even less meaning

the only viable option is to move abroad lads. i personalyl want to just go to some really random shithole and start a life there. mozambique? cambodia? nicaragua? why not.

>>76564338
pakistan

>>76564338
angola

>>76564338

hull

>>76564338
Belfast

>>76564361
>>76564365
>>76564387
>>76564396
ignore these

>>76564335
Kek.

Have you read the others? Amazing people take it this stuff seriously

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imagine sticking the organ most vital to your identity as a human being into a sticky, goey, pestilent hole to which a dozen others have stuck their own questionable flesh rods

>>76564407
ignore this

>>76564286
Yeah I get the kissing, she does that with everyone

But she also puts her hand on mine for extended periods of time and I always catch her staring at me

There are other things like she always brings me food she knows I like when I visit and she gets upset when I don't stay at hers, but I think those ones can just be put down as friendliness.

ah yes a moth just flew in the window and did the spastic flight around the room hitting into everything it could and then finally hitting me

wonderful

>>76564407
>>76564407
>>76564407
>>76564407
Ignore these

>>76564312

MUCH prefer slavic cheekbones to anglo ones

>>76564325
this was a joke btw

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>>76564335

>basement starts flooding
>Letting agents say 'not our problem, ring british gas'

cunts tbqh

>>76562489
no anime is based

>>76564445
this

slavic girls have rounded feminine faces

>>76564430
Yeah this girl and her friends were the same

Saying that I did get head from one of them so who knows

brown britian

>>76564460
the grenfell mindset

broken britain

>>76564465
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kys

>>76564511
>replying to a 1 minute and 26 seconds old post
kys

Are far right groups a good avenue for getting work?

>>76564469
>he does the virgin sex

india, jamaica, africa and brighton

>>76564450
https://twitter.com/SRowntree0161/status/854011696704303104

>>76564486
might launch an inquiry, exposing the fact that TORY RENT BARONS tried to seal my basement from water with tissue-paper (probably), gonna blow the lid off the whole thing.

*snores*

>>76564358
For me its moving to UAE to make big bucks before resettling in southern europe in a comfy villa and italian wife.

>t. jamal

>>76564358
>>if you're lucky you may be able to eventually move into a soulless commuter-belt town and get a bit more space in exchange for a dreaded commute every morning and a dormitory/meaningless existence
Why aren't you a communist yet senpai

thats why after this university im going to try and join the raf but! its very hard! aiiieeeee!!!!

my sons come home speaking that dreadful working class slang

>>76564560
*tucks you in*
*rolls you onto your side*

>>76562459
What breed?

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Went for a new PR
Bottled it

>>76564673
shall NOT be watching x

>>76564682
>>76564682
>>76564682

new

>>76564673
wish that'd happen to every gym runt

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>>76564673
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76562842
That guy is at least 6ft 4

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this.