/brit/

one final plug for the

~VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL~
>https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
>https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61

then ill send it off to Theresa May and shell take it from there x

Feeling very lonely, lads. The sort of lonely where there is absolutely nobody I feel I can confide in. I'm confiding in you guys because there is no one else. I don't know any of you and you don't know me. I'm just very, very lonely right now lads.

>>76560059
Getting them out.
Could be legally or nonlegally, but there is a slight implication of it being done through trickery

>>76560115
fuck off

corbyn pm when ffs lads

>>76560117
where did you get this picture of me?

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the gf

>>76560117
still waiting to see his feet

>>76560115
I feel exactly how you do too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

>>76560175
grim

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Gigi, or Bella, lads?

i have no will to live :)

>>76560150
never

>>76560234
>girls
growss

Workmates keep making snide jokes and constantly rinsing me. Think i'm going to quit 2bh

>>76560175
Why do slags love 'dka, when gin is right there?

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ENGLAND IS MY CITY

>>76560234
both dead-eyed drones

>>76560234
2,1

Another day, another post-interview rejection. Nearly 9 months unemployed now and getting pretty damn pissed.

>go to a graduate scheme assessment centre (final round) for a well-known FTSE 100 company
>Outperformed almost everyone on the tasks they gave us.
>Thought for sure this Indian girl and I would be one of the ones to go through
>kek.jpg
>Out of the boys, the white, tall, handsome 'lads', with the short back and sides haircuts get picked
>Out of the girls, the white, pretty, blonde ones with the posh accents get picked.

It seems companies, even huge multinationals, already have an image of what they want their staff to look like - even if they performed below par in their tests.

Companies love to talk about how diverse they are but it's really all just lip service. 95% of the time they pick Jack with the posh accent and laddish demeanour, or Tabitha with a 2.1 in English from Exeter. There's really no space for us minorities or indeed fatties, uggos, non-posh people or nerds.

is raising another mans daughter cucked?

What's the most underrated country in europe lads?

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>losing to Germany on penalties
>yfw

Last thread proved to be rather unhelpful.

Need halp.
Speaking in the context of a prison, what does it mean to "spring someone"? Is it making someone break out of jail? Getting this person out in a more lawful way?

>Gosh, I've never been behind bars before. Were you scared, Willy?
>Me, scared? Naw, not in the least. In fact, I was ready to tough it out another week if Wella hadn't sprung me.

The problem with state schools is that lower class people fill them. My dad went to a comprehensive full of thickos and was the first person in the school's entire history to get into Oxford. He wasn't rich or had connections or special help, he was just well brought-up - in contrast to being a lazy, undisciplined, fat, sugar-addled thicko with parents too stupid to even have any books in the house like most working class '''people'''

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/15051496.Academics_claim_Muslim_population_in_Scotland_is_set_to_double/


>Academics claim Muslim population in Scotland is set to double

>>76560324
Bulgaria

knickerless virgin

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>>76560372
Why do European leftist so desperately want to become "multicultural" like America but at the same time say we have no culture?

>>76560366
which is why we need to close down private schools so the kids raised by attentive middle class parents aren't segregated

>>76560372
Pahahahah.

Mind still will only be about 2% of their population

>>76560324
portugal
it is CUTE

gladimhere putitin

>>76560341
Just means to get them out of jail
Usually via payment of bail or helping them escape

>>76560341
to break someone out of jail

thunder and lightning out

french weather

>>76560423
>it's okay! I only have stage 1 cancer!

>>76560431
>Usually via payment of bail
Wrong

hate teenage tankies

We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business when you notice the person opposite you is staring at you, without shame, for no good reason. Even a pointed 'well then, I'll stare back too' doesn't get the point across. If you're one of these early morning starers, we implore - save people watching for Starbucks.

>>76560420
ah yes bringing everybody down to the lowest common denominator instead of allowing the cream to rise elsewhere.

>>76560453
>fat nigger misses the point

wew, what a surprise

>>76560420
Right so the smart kids can tutor the thickos and do their parents' jobs for them? Nice logic

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def hate moba's

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>>76560115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDjmDHiSTm8

>>76560521
poohead

>rochdale "bad mdma" epidemic
hope poleaboo overdoses x

>>76560515
>gif
fuck off

>>76560431
>>76560437
Thanks a lot m80.

>>76560450
Shit, been a long time since we got dis kinda weather 'round here m8. Dem fucking lightning, could see them even when looking inside the fuckin' fridge.

Any of you norn irish know about stiff little fingers, probably the best thing i've heard come out of ulster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KIdLQDgAn0

>>76560507
There is literally no justification for this that isn't pure spite for the middle-class. Watch as the tankie cites Castro's policy of forcing the literate children of Cuba to teach the other children and think this could work past basic literacy.

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>>76560507
>>76560481

Always wondered who or why people hit dislike on normal youtube videos

Just joined reddit

>>76560588
Nice argument you sure convinced me

>>76560366
such a sneering, "i'm alright jack" attitude

>>76560576
SUSUSUSPECT DEVICE

>>76560574
W E W
E
W

>>76560576
>hundreds of thousands of veiws
>asks if anyones heard of them
State of plebs

FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID WE BREXIT

WE'VE ONLY GONE AND FUCKING FUCKED IT

FUUUUUUCK

>>76560423

And a majority in our lifetime

Wonderful.

>>76560608
Because they think their opinion matters on Jewtube.

>>76560420

you are one dangerous, delusional fuckwit

>>76560614
I'm not arguing in favour of things I never said

>>76560617
What's 'i'm alright jack'?

>>76560645
the eu is shit, rasheed

>>76560481
it's bringing everyone up
if toffs don't like little tarquin having to mix with the poors, they can be shot.

>>76560636
shill detected

>>76560324
slovenia or is it slovakia

>>76560651
No I mean, there can be an ordinary cat video, and there will be a pool of about 150 dislikes, whats the point? who does that?

>>76560423

1 muslim is too many

>>76560588
Well that's the only possible conclusion of ending school segregation with the exception of pumping even more money into state schools with identical results at best - the stratification of curriculum, and at worse, a leveling of scores indiscriminately, an absolute lowering.

>>76560704
this
we need to crush organised religion

>>76560690
No but explain exactly how it's 'bringing everyone up'?

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in love

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>>76560541

>>76560690
Mixing your child with poor people means they'll home home with bad habits and a horrible accent

>>76560738
fedora

I can't believe we did the fucking brexit

What the fuck were we thinking? Absolute disaster.

>hurrrr le domino effect

Le Pen got BTFO. Wilders got BTFO. We are literally the only fucking morons in Europe

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>>76560756

>>76560608
justin bieber made 72 accounts but he thought it said "dis i like"

A superstitious elderly passenger delayed a flight in Shanghai after throwing coins at the engine for good luck, a Chinese airline has confirmed.

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Playing pool lads

do escorts start the clock on your appointment after you've had a shower?

>>76560741
the neglected state schools will get proper facilities, funding and faculty, thus leading to an improvement of results rather than being left to rot while tarquin and sebastian get to go to their £10000 a term schools that gives them facilities and experiences for learning that other schools couldn't dream of
state schools are in a dire state across england and wales
>>76560762
then i'm sad to say but you'll have to go my man

>>76560690
>>76560731
It literally does not. Nothing you find online will support this. The US has far more experience with it.

t. person who went to a well funded, integrated school and knew many people in the same circumstance whose schools were stratified on race

brexit on my face

>>76560702
Because people hate cats.
Or people are hateful.
Or they have too much time on their hands to be searching for a fucking cat video of all things.
Or a mix of those 3.

Or it's perhaps because of the Youtube algorithm who's supposed to take into account what you disliked so as to not rec you identical shit again. Makes you still wonder why the flying fuck they'd watch something they know they won't enjoy, which brings you back to the points above anyway.

>>76560824
>he goes to escorts that demand you have a shower

alright fancy pants

>>76560816
FONT

>>76560635
hmm yes so you know every artist with hundreds of thousand views, whats your favourite Johnny hobo and the freight trains song lad?

pee poo

>>76560893
hope u do come back to uk timezone soon x

have you heard of the high elves?

>>76560796
>we
You're a fucking paki. There is no 'we'. Fuck off back to Lahore

>>76560846
>the neglected state schools will get proper facilities, funding and faculty, thus leading to an improvement of results rather than being left to rot

I'm in favour of this, but why do private schools need to go in order for it to happen? It just smacks of spiteful, pointless class envy

>>76560584
The middle class is cancerous and should be liquidated. Hopefully that includes you.

>>76560816
Tell the dumb bitch the red ball is on her left.

REALLY need an early night. Was planning on going to bed at 9:45 but I really want a wank. Need to overcome the urge

poo pee

>>76560846
>the neglected state schools will get proper facilities, funding and faculty, thus leading to an improvement of results rather than being left to rot while tarquin and sebastian get to go to their £10000 a term schools that gives them facilities and experiences for learning that other schools couldn't dream of
The results will be the same, the curriculum will stratify, and if not, then it lowers the tarquins significantly while marginally raising the proles that aren't hardwired to do badly because of their family background.

what are the 0.01% of germs that survive braded bleaches?

>>76560936
private schools are hogging resources from state schools, they need to be confiscated and taken to the state

>>76560938
The nuclear family and private parenthood should be as well. Will you let me fuck your wife or will you maintain bourgeoisie views towards women like the Stalinist you are?

>>76560936
with private schools, state schools are left with a disproportionate amount of retards to try to teach that brings down the quality of their education

>Walk into PM job without an election
>Have a majority government without even doing anything
>Gamble it all for a power grab
>Try and bullshit the nation that it isn't a power grab
>Lose majority
>Have to spend £1,500,000,000 on 10 DUP MPs to desperately cling to power

Has there been a bigger JUST Prime Minister? Absolute shambles

just had a glazed croissant

brexit was a mistake

>>76560936
Private schools have access to forms of human and financial capital and networks that state schools simply don't. They'll always suck up the very best facilities and staff, keeping them exclusive to a tiny privileged elite.
Class envy is good and natural. To deny otherwise serves fascism.

Why do Corbynites find it so hard to understand that people with huge amounts of money find it relatively easy to move that money if tax becomes too punishing?

>>76560959
theres no overcuming it, just regular cuming. and then afterwards you get a nice relaxing sleep

can you imagine having skin that was the same colour as poo? haha some people actually have it, not even joking.

>>76561025
There is no sense to this at all. If anything, neglecting funding, they are better off with teaching and curriculum more closely fitted to their needs. Does mixing the special education kids in with the normal ones benefit them?

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>>76560984

>>76561046
france, japan, spain, the US and germany all have higher corporation tax than us and they seem to be doing just fine

>>76561046
where would they move it to? Every other country in Europe has a more punishing tax regime. The UK's tax system is little more than a regime of free handouts for the rich scroungers

>>76561046
They can try, but they'll face capital controls being imposed, their wealth and property confiscated and their assets seized. If they still want to leave then, put them on a one way boat trip to South Georgia where they can do work for the country. Britain is an island, not that hard to control entry and re-entry.

>>76561098
he's talking about income tax, that's something different

besides most big companies use the UK to escape corporation tax

>>76561106
>rich scroungers
Thick cunt

My private school shared its facilities and teachers with the local state school, bankrolled an entirely new inner city school in the local area, and had dozens of free scholarship places for poor but bright children. And that is far from an atypical case

>>76561094
didn't really answer my question..

>know i would look pretty good if i could get below ~ 17% bf
>can't stop putting food in my mouth

ah yes

>>76561098
>muh corporate tax!!!

The to-go tax socialists assume is able to be the most exploitative. Corporate taxes should be quite low in comparison to personal ones as is the case in every Nordic welfare state.

>>76561106
How is not taxing someone 95% considered a 'free handout'

i wonder what would've happened if google just didn't pay the EU fine. what could the EU do?

>>76560984
legal protection against operator error. bleach kills even the most nasty viruses

>>76561098
>they seem to be doing just fine

that depends on your definition of 'just fine'

Why do Marxists shy away from admitting that monogamy is a bourgeoisie invention?

shall be pouring bleach into my colon in order to cure my autism x

>>76561162
tie your hands behind your back

the real problem in education is the class sizes; teachers in any state school are way too overburdened the current government is placing even more insane burdens in combination with a public sector pay freeze that's been going on for years.

Why do Marxists shy away from admitting that pornography is a bourgeoisie invention?

>>76561169
no one is taxed 95%

>>76561203
how exactly?
bitches would just line up for rich guys if harems were the norm.

>>76561186
sieze some of google's assets to pay denbts

tips on making girl at my internship my gf?

Guarantee that over half the Marxist LARPer teenagers in this thread will grow up to be Tory-voting bankers just like their dads

>>76561168
don't mind those runts, they seem to think corporate tax makes up a significant part of tax revenue and is anything other than a method of signalling to businesses the government's feelings towards industry

screeching

DESIGNATED

>>76561238
>lefty reading comprehension

hate communism but the soviets absolutely nailed their national anthem. no other country comes close.

>>76561198
oh i thought there was some mad crazy super immune germs that could survive bleaching or something. disappointing answer tbqh, could have made up something more interesting

>>76561238

literal autism

>>76561238
welfare recipients are sometimes

business idea: gf tax, if you have a gf you get taxed a bit more

>>76561248
my advice would be to fuck off normie yank twat

STILL waiting for my ancestryDNA results ffs

>>76561203
engels traced it back earlier than the rise of the bourgeoisie
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1884/origin-family/ch02d.htm

just made my morning cup of tea before breakfast

serious question lads.

How do you deal with going outside and seeing all these hundreds of beautiful girls who would never look at you and all the hundreds of beautiful guys who they do look at. How do you reconcil being an ugly piece of shit compared to all these people? how do you deal with being invicible (at best) and an object of disgust at worst?

>>76561248
whats the line of work

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>>76561288

>>76561248
take some pics of yourself in really sexy poses and leave them on her desk

have close to no understanding of the benefits system since as i have a work ethic it's not something that i will ever need to understand

how much in bennies do you /brit/neets get?

>>76561336
by being a genuine 8/10 with decent social skills

Taxation is marxism

>>76561252
my dad's voted labour all his life actually
not sure where the idea of rich marxist teenagers comes from. the richer kids i've met are all either already tories or just liberals, not proletarian revolutionaries. one was a bnp loving borderline fascist

prepare to be gulagged

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Was Elliot Rodger the greatest philosopher of modern times?

>>76561336
don't know but i saw a qt girl at the gym earlier but when she walked past me i realised she's just a 5/10 with a lot of slap on, killed the attraction desu

Doing a poo
Actually doing it this time

>>76561339
spartan

>>76561336
Girls always checked me out.but I was a gold medalist in virgin walking

>>76561238
for a long while after ww2 we literally did have 95% income tax

>>76561388
rogan > molyneux > sargon > rodger

>>76561388
unironically yes

>>76561336
speak for yourself Jose

>>76561354
good post from a public pooper

>>76561417
and it was a golden age of prosperity that Thatcher destroyed

>>76561371
My sister is 18 and all her schoolfriends are Corbyn supporters

Her school charges £8000 a term

>>76561378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVG0SfVVkA

*gulags you*
hey, i said to prepare

taxation is bants

>>76561402
nah i'm talking about actual pretty people not some caked up munter

>>76561441
alri billionaire

spare us a twenty

>>76561336
I'm really very edgy an probably hate these people just as much as they hate me

what britain needs is a world war 3, ideally fought in germany by russians and americans

WE ARE LIVE
https://youtu.be/PHzIgui7ZKw

Would you rather earn £100k in London or £30k in the north? Starting to think that the latter would genuinely get you a better standard of life.

>>76561336
>attractive enough that normans assume i either have a fwb or are in a relationship
>not attractive enough that girls approach me
>am a KV

i am a ghost, between the land of the living and the dead

>>76561336
I splash coffee on them and then drive away

t. Elliot Rodger

>>76561504
who is this twat

reminder that just cause you feel it, it doesnt mean its there

>>76561507
Do I have to live in London?

the capital of the UK should be moved from London to Birmingham, as reparations for the Birmingham Smear Campaign

>>76561507
I earn £0 in the north

>>76561507
It's not worth living in London unless you earn £300k minimum

>>76561466
yeah i know i just saw an opportunity to post an anecdote, it's very satisfying to do

>>76561417
>The highest rate of income tax peaked in the Second World War at 99.25%.
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CauSPiYZ7_E

howling at millenials

literal multiracial gen z teens directed by literal jews even think SJWs are a joke now

don't know where remainers get this idea that the elite want brexit, they favoured the EU more than anyone else

>>76561245
The family unit is a necessity to stabilizing capitalist society, ensuring the succession of capital, acclimating children to capitalist society, and exploiting the labor of wife and child.

>>76561333
>the sole exclusive aims of monogamous marriage were to make the man supreme in the family, and to propagate, as the future heirs to his wealth
Why do Marxists outline the foundations of Capitalism, exploitative division of labor for instance, the first chapters of the German ideology, while claiming its a modern, industrial thing? Genuine question. How is exploitative labor before modern, bourgeoisie times, different? The foundation is the same despite it occurring before what is considered capitalist times.

business idea: brum as a nationwide high-speed rail hub

>>76561504
enough! joe rogan only eats half-cooked eggs and jalapenos and i will NOT enable this behaviour by watching his videos. never post another video of his.

>>76561507
not enough information

how long is the commute?
what's the career?
what are future prospects?
where in london is the job based?

if i post tfw no gf constantly maybe i will get a gf

>>76561441
its because of her age not her wealth

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. How are you? I'm doing well. Just got back from a jog. Eesh. Evidently, I was a little too heavy on the bakery this past winter, but in any event, there's something I'd like to say.

A lot of people seem to find it oddly unsettling that I haven't had sex yet. Relatives, mostly. Truth be told, I don't have many friends, but the friends I do have treat it like the non issue it should be.

Let's examine this for exactly what it is. The fact that I have not inserted my penis into a vagina makes me...what exactly? Weird? Not a real man? What? For crying out loud, people. Why does it matter to you where I am sexually? Especially to my aunt, who will remain nameless. Frankly, I find the fact that you've spent time thinking about my sexuality creepy as fuck.

There you have it. I'm a virgin. I'm not proud of this, nor am I ashamed of it. The optimist/logic in me says that someday, somebody is going to see me and my virginity and not care at all. Not even a little.

>>76561584
the elite are an easy scapegoat because generally they're cuntish enough that nobody wants to defend them, plus they can defend themselves

can't stand all these millionaire public schoolboys on /brit/
this is a prole general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znJP2_62So4

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>>76561619
sort of
there are younger richer corbyn fans, but most tend to be working class regardless of age

>>76561584
The FT, Telegraph, etc (all the newspapers of the elite) backed the conservatives at the election

women below 5'7 are gross tbhwy

why are public schools private school and private schools public schools in britain

>>76561645
Hello nu /brit/

I bet you don't even know who Craven is

Can't stand runts banging on about class 24/7
No one cares

>>76560984
leftypol posters

my knob just had a stroke

They have all the best beers in Spain. It's not fair

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HATE the doge meme but this had me creasing

>>76561689
there's state schools and public schools

>>76561676
so? labour also back brexit

>>76561624
i forgive you

a beer please

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>>76561724

there's a fun series

two girls who i think are very attractive at the local gymnasium

one goes in every day and spends a couple of hours doing cardio, very rarely talks to anyone and have never seen her do anything that wasn't on a bike or a treadmill

other is obviously on anavar or something similar, but is still very cute and talks to people more often

regularly make eye contact with both, now if only i wasn't a 'tism and could chat to them haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nROh2RoLQ

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This is the kind of leadership Britain could do with !!

>>76561584
can't say i've heard any remainers say that tbqh
most tend to blame the politicians who they see as misleading rather than billionaires

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what does this mean
is it safe to click

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>Guernsey

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Business idea: stop talking about class and politics and just post some memes and slags

>>76561785
wonder how many muslims were at that march

Hate myself x

love scotch eggs
hate my family

simple as

>>76561785
progressive pluralist multiculturalism on steroids

impressive when you think about it

>>76561565
Either there or within commutable distance (i.e. no further than an hour away, realistically).

>>76561569
So do most people in the north, it's why property prices are still reasonable

>>76561572
That might be a bit of an overstatement, but I think maybe something like £150k salary would be required for you to get a nice home

>>76561615
You can choose whether you live centrally or commute in, but it has to be realistic (and obviously, you're taking extra time out of your day if you commute). Job doesn't matter, but it's the same in both places with same future prospects. Job would be in central London.

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Was Scotch egg lad the same person whose phone this is?

>>76561821
become a meme so everyone can talk about you anon

gonna get myself a scotch egg (have a method)

>>76561854
didnt find this image funny at first but now i shit and piss every time its posted

>>76561826
Hate you
>>76561830
Hate your family
Simple as

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>>76561793

Mad to think that Americans are basically just brits

Picked crumbs out my sofa older than their country

>>76561785
really like trudeau as a Canadian pm but would hate to see someone so charismatic in charge of Britain. I'll take moggs anyday.

internets slowed right down. fucking annoying

>>76561896
Edgy

>>76561785
Rip Khalistan movement

>>76561854
would like to say yes but no

why would you hire someone with a statistics and data analysis background for an information security job?

>>76561797
site may be hacked m8

>>76561774
I did not know this, where can I find more?

heemed my mum because she got in my way, all i did was have a go at my brother for scoffing my scotch egg

sick of this lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA3Pw2rZAOQ

>>76561896
british americans a very small minority
vastly outnumbered by german, irish, italian, mexican, african americans

>>76561930
I know THE bloody CHEEK of IT

>tfw balding at 19

>>76561930
they probably just want a machine learning engineer lad

take the piss

>naturally fall asleep at 10pm
>naturally wakeup at 6.30am

achieved superhuman sleeping pattern

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I get knocked down, but I get up again

>>76561972
many hairs when you shower?

Imagine being mean over the Internet

Missed Call

>>76562017
yes, and my hairline is visibly receded

wanna meet a fat yank and tell him "death to america"

im not gay but my bf is

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Reminder that the Rodge bought one (1) lottery ticket and then sperged out when he didn't win

On September 11th, the drawing for a jackpot worth $120 million commenced. I bought a five dollar
ticket and proclaimed that this had to be mine. When I saw that the winner was from California, my
heart beat like a drum. This was it. Fate was being decided right at that moment.
I didn’t win. I looked at my ticket over and over again, and then at the winning numbers. No match. It
was just like what happened in March, except this was worse because I had built up anticipation for the
entire summer. The winner was some guy from Riverside. He took MY money. What a waste. What an
injustice. I was so certain that the universe would finally grant me salvation after a life of torture and
suffering. I then looked at my small, cramped room and realized that my lonely, depressing life of
virginity will continue on mercilessly.
That night, I threw a wild tantrum, screaming and crying for hours on end. I had the whole apartment
to myself, so there was no one there to hear me. I raged at the entire world, thrashing at my bed with
my wooden practice sword and slashing at the air with my pocket knife. I even downed an entire bottle
of wine, and got so drunk that I spilled my wine all over my laptop, permanently destroying it. I soaked
my pillow with tears as I drifted off to sleep in my lonely bed.

>>76561972
might just be temporary

one of my temples receded a bit at 19 but hasn't moved pretty much at all for 2 years now

other temple is intact

missed out on this scotch egg thing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40416350

Australia is the chinks and atheism capital of the world

especially annoyed with yanks today since i couldn't stop wageslaving until gone 7 because of conference calls with the runts, swear if i even see a yank flag i'll flip

>>76561970
>>76561981
i've taken a bunch of classes for it and have an internship dealing with it but i'm writing my personal statement for admission to netsec grad school programs

>>76562035
wouldn't wish to imagine it mate, has someone been causing bother?

>>76562069
What's that about a missing scotch egg?

*applies the crippler crossface to you*

>>76562105
>>76562096
ohohohooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGeDu1LhL0w

>>76562058
>He took MY money

guy had a massive sense of entitlement

>>76562080
whites literally have no countries left

>>76562108

Every Irish flag I've seen has been VERY unkind

>the permanence of marriage is only a result of the economic supremacy of the man
>women can work freely now and arent dependent on men necessarily
>no fault divorces
>marriage based on real, exclusive sexual love is now possible

>single mother rates through the roof
>children raised by them or by broken homes in general are statistically far worse off
ah yes the communist paradise of transient marriages

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76562105

prepare to be heemed

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>>76562080
got 5/5 on the quiz

>>76562142
Poland, Finland. Unless you're a /pol/ autist that thinks they're not white

>>76562144
paddies are cunts simple as

Made strawberry and rhubarb pie lads.

Bottom's a bit soggy but it's great otherwise.

alri

>>76562176
meant white anglos desu, not learning mongolian or polish

>>76562159
americans are the strongest posters in the world

>>76562159
>hairy knuckles

lmao

>>76562183
my bottom's a bit soggy too what with all the cum in it haha

>>76562058
>The winner was some guy in Riverside

I would raged too: The guy probably died a month later from overdose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S8byEuqzjg

>>76562231
you people are so fucking weird lol

>ywn be a big strong American
>you will always be a wee kiwi

:(

>>76560312
It is about looks and personality aka "corporate fit".
How did you not know this?
Learn to speak well, look the best you can and pretend to have a winning personality.
Learn to hide your true self.
I always laugh at nerds on 4chan who think getting an engineering degree actually matters in the real world.

>>76562096
Do you get time off later this week to make up for it?

>>76562250
refuse to be called weird by a spaniard

>>76562230
>implying that's my fist and arm

my arm wouldn't fit on the screen it's that hench

>>76562212

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little yank students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>>76562144
sorry to hear that, I will remind them of the consequences of internet rudeness the next time I come across one

>>76562301
Who was in the wrong here?

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>one chance at life
>born a 6'6" anglo Canadian with 100% scandinavian ancestry

>>76562286
will probably have to stay behind late on thursday so i'll just take friday afternoon off

>>76562301
this is in canada though

go on then, dare ya

Make a fucking new

maybe we should just end /brit/. Humanity might be better off for it

New

>>76562446

>>76562446

>>76562446

>>76562446

>>76562446

>>76562332
>Anglo Canadian
>100% Scandinavian ancestry

Anglos aren't Scandinavian you retarded pseudo-yank.

>>76562265
But big strong kiwis are good at the ruggers

>>76562332
>100% scandi
>Anglo

>>76562476
>>76562502

Anglo in Canada means you speak english at home you runts

>>76562301
looks like one of those support groups they had at school