tfw no meth head gf edition
>>76559997
i fucking hate fat people
FUCK, I hate Slavs so much
>Californian """""inteligence"""""
pathetic
>>76560022
>tfw no Kawasaki KZ1000P
>>76560007
looks like you'll have to now hahahahahahahahahhaahha
>>76560166
you ready for round 2, punk?
>>76560022
Whats wrong
Hey Anthony Fantano here
Does /cum/ have a discord?
Canada has one...
>>76560442
nothing, just posting a pepe
If you arent a white middle class male, then I have a vicious hatred for you.
>>76560566
I am a white Baltic middle class male.
>>76560485
canada sucks
>>76560599
If you hate russians, then you are my friend.
Been years since i've done the whole "hang out over VOIP" thing
If you are a white middle class male, then I have a vicious hatred for you.
>>76560675
don't care
>>76560630
Really hurts my feels, pal
>>76560713
I'm not your pal, buddy
>>76560469
If there's one thing Americans learn, it's self-staging.
>>76560739
I'm not your buddy, guy
>>76560761
I'm not your guy, friend
>>76560641
I do hate russians very much, yes.
>>76560294
i like how one person's final destination-tier death is turned into a meme
>>76560485
we do pal
Average American mom
>>76560783
Good.
Maybe we will fight side by side when the inevitable class/race/gender/nation war breaks out.
Average single american woman
THEY BUSSN!!!!!
clacksan what the FRIG are you doing
>>76560840
I, for one, welcome a new war. Then every generarion of my family will have lived or fought in a war.
Traditions are important
>>76560865
very plump rump
oops haha
I'm a silly boy
One pic to represent Sinaloa
also i do know someone who has a tiger and played with him when it was a cub, havent seen it in a long time (they still have it)
Average single American mom
>go on /pol/ to catch up on news
>only 1 out of 10 posts is replied to
>it's the equivalent of a room of autists shouting and not listening to one another
how does /pol/ even still have a userbase? it's completely unusable and has been this way for quite some time
>>76560944
At least she's brutally honest, m8.
ESKEEEEEETIT
>>76560944
boggles the mind that vagina is so valuable to men that they will support this waste of space when she's already popped out some white nigger's child.
>>76560810
Neat.
Canada is 7AxZhwU if any leafs care. Others can come say hi if they want.
glad i gave up drinking and masterbating
>>76560982
>how does /pol/ even still have a userbase?
Because advance of tech and medical care has gotten us to the point when autists survive past 6.
>>76561003
yeah?.. don't talk to me then
>>76560485
Theres a very good irc
>>76560944
>stay at home
Kindergarten should be mandatory, otherwise it's too late for the kids to learn socializing and they'll end up similar to dogs that need to be put down for biting people.
why are hispanics so powerful?
>>76561137
those wolfos fucking suck
>>76561031
are the autistic stupid enough to post all day every day without ever getting a reply?
deep...
>>76561137
numale coyotes
America should be ashamed
amazing how they man who clearly doesn't use a german vpn can post gay twitter memes all day and still have a full time job and a gf.
>>76561207
They do get replies. In their heads.
>>76561137
>average_/cum/_wolf.webm
the message behind this is so powerful
>>76561286
Don't bully.
>>76561265
I kind of wish we had a female president desu
>>76561335
left her shook af.....fuck it this shit left ME shook
>>76561195
>>76561323
>wolves
Was Russia the good or bad guy in WW2?
>>76561425
bad
how many homeless people did you see today?
>>76561390
while not related at all, it reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aE695AfeOI
>>76561425
Bad in WW2, good in cold war
>>76561456
>/cum/_poster_tries_to_impress_me.webm
dis is sooo fucking gorg omg
>>76561286
He's not on a vpn and has tons of gfs and a great job
>>76561461
lol
>>76561502
u r such a fag
webms are good
>>76561593
fuck drumpf
>>76561593
that was quick
>>76561639
this is very very extremely very cute
what do you guys think of my new very extremely very gimmick
>tfw the german shitposter is better than you...
how old are you?
Here's my contribution
i like it when his posts get purged for some unknown reason
>>76561778
love this webm
>>76561784
he's deleting the bannable ones
>>76561778
what's going on here? some cuck giving shit to refugees then getting ENRICHED?
can't stop...won't stop...
this thread is garbage
good bye
>>76561784
I'm deleting my own posts.
I don't want Janny to ban me.
>>76561852
yes
>>76561863
saludos jaja
>>76561890
but it's so easy to ban evade
>>76561967
americans have static IPs ahahahahaha
Foorkraut made me see the true beauty of asian feet
Thanks
me at womb shibuya in 2014
>>76561991
My neighbour's my neighbour doesn't protect his internet with a password.
>thread is moving really fast
>>76562059
That forearm...
>>76562059
big guy?
>>76562109
Hope her wound heals up ok
>>76562128
me?
yeah...for you...
>>76562136
don't be silly
>>76562109
>>76562152
No
Its a fact that Germans are subhuman
And that feet are gross.
I will never understand what drives those guys to write comments like that
I bet half of them are 60+ dudes who discovered reddit for porn
>>76562203
>feet are gross.
on the contrary...
>>76562291
>>76562257
>>76562109
Her leg looks a bit hairy.
blowjobs feel warm and icky
How much is he paying for the german flag
decisions, decisions......
I just posted all of my webms.
I'm a madman.
such a fucking banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bVYgYW6410
Köksal baba is the only roach allowed into USA
>>76562549
lol
WEEEEBOOBLEEEEEEEE
>>76562567
*was
>tfw still don't have a driver's license
Should I kms
gonna take this dump I've been holding in for five minutes so that it would all compress into itself into one massive log
>>76562605
how fucking oblivious of your surroundings do you have to be?
>>76562669
you tell me, you're the one with a chinese soul
>>76562642
you should probably work on getting your license
>>76562605
Holy fuck how unlucky can you be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-DW_dVkvU
YUMBO TUMBO
>>76562686
>tfw would've gotten my permit if I didn't miss so many questions about stupid shit like when you should notify the DMV that you sold your car or about when you moved
>>76562693
love that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4G2wxSzrGM
>>76562605
the real question though is why did he asplode when he hit the truck?
>>76562638
Hes still alive, but he has to live in hiding because of shitroaches like Anzu
>>76562719
you fucking failed your permit test? lolol
>>76562725
Kevin MacLeod is a musical genius.
>>76562719
W-what's the answer to those questions?
>>76562754
Yes, I'm a brainlet who didn't study because I know the rules already and didn't expect that many administrative questions.
>>76562790
I still have two tries left, just didn't feel like failing three times in a row
>>76562605
that dude is dead
did you think that i would cry on the phone?
do you know what it feels like being alone?
i'll find someone new
-jeb
I'm 99% sure I'll pass the actual driving test but the god damn administrative shit to do with the DMV pisses me off
starting to notice i talk like a hick
>>76562902
read the booklet. Takes no time at all
tfw driving test tomorrow...
i was practicing in the test area today.
>>76562900
what the fuck
>>76562927
That's what I'm doing
>>76562900
>german pornhub
>everything is in english
cucks
>>76562942
just remember to honk when passing and ALWAYS check your turn signal fluid
>>76562832
I got 7 wrong two times in a row and got 5 on the third try.
Kinda ridiculous because I'd hear about my friends getting 7 while you need 6 to pass and the DMV person was just nice and passed them.
>>76562902
I barely passes my first time because of some bs where I didn't turn on my blinkers on soon enough or some shit.
They're real particular about the details no one cares about in the real world.
>>76562918
aw sheeyit
>>76562969
it sometimes auto translates the titles of certain videos into german
>>76562963
what'S wrong my friend
>>76563010
>sometimes she doesn't tell me she's fucking another guy
>>76562902
Make sure to actually turn your head to signal that you're looking out for drivers on corners and stop signs.
Also you may want to do what my friend did which is spend an hour or so following DMV people coming out of the DMV doing driving tests to practice the route a couple times.
is it true women are brainlets
>>76563051
O_o what are you referring to? o_O
i just skipped to the foot action and didn't listen to their bs in the beginning
>front page of /r/politics
>literally articles linked by huffpo and slate.com
how the fuck is such a large group of people so blissfully delusional
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b5d2955fba7
>>76563093
usually
>>76563098
that was the sound germans make in english
>>76563197
nonsensical post
>>76563115
/r/politics, /r/news, and /r/worldsnews are all botted cancer.
The liberals have no where else to go so they huddle around those subreddits circlejerking drumpf shit all day long. Others have observed if anything is blatantly public and pro-trump like this immigration thing they combat it by making it a megathread so people keep all the discussion there and they delete self-posts.
What is this thread about?
>>76563257
/cum/ general
All of north america so....nothing
>>76563257
Blatant chatroom
Just hang out
>>76563257
jizzing
>>76563192
he was probably going to cheat on her anyways
>>76560043
war criminal and mass murderer he is. should have hung at nuremberg with the rest of em
>>76563192
Nice!
Thinking of writing a movie review for $$
Set aside your political opinions of her. Was she cute? I think she's a little on the short side but I would bone her like Lewinsky.
>>76563412
Write video game reviews for ¢
trying to accept my homosexuality right now
>>76563437
not sure who you're talking about but I'd pick the girl in the middle
>>76563412
You can make ad money thru YouTube instead,you just have to have a profitable personality and slave your time to your do-nothing audience.
>>76563481
Son I'm disappoint
>>76563437
its funny how bill clinton kept a harem of autistic women his whole life, fucking based dirty raincoat
>>76563584
He just wanted to have pussy available upon demand. I would too. No dumb bimbos tho; they make you lose brain cells.
>>76563683
>He just wanted to have pussy available upon demand. I would too. No dumb bimbos tho; they make you lose brain cells.
in short, he's /ourguy/
>combined Canada Day/Eid celebration with a multicultural theme
STOP IT
old airplane art is nice
used to get molested by my older sister when she was a teenager and had to take care of me when my parents were gone. She'd sometimes straight up abuse me with slaps, punches, and pinching.
I never told her how I felt as I got older and she kind of just avoids me, which I assume is to not bring up the past
I think I feel uncomfortable around girls when they flirt with me or get physically close to me because of her
>>76563437
Reminder Bill has a black son
>>76563757
accep it WITE BOI u in our cuntry noww
>>76563757
where my little suburb has a canada day parade with teenage girls dressed up as gaelic dancers and a scottish bagpiper band. try living in a 99% white neighbourhood brother
>>76563842
Any IT jobs there?
kill all _______
>>76563826
That's fine with me. :/
I'd brown a black female too. (No ghetto niggers tho)
>>76563824
>slaps, punches, and pinching
the fuck? my sister did this and also rolled me in carpets and smothered me in blankets until i cried
is she a sociopath?
>>76563824
Watching fake gay moments on comedy shows makes me extremely uncomfortable and I'm not sure why
:/
just installed grindr
>>76563904
Panistas and populist sheep
>>76563923
you're probably asexual
>>76563923
there is nothing gay about wanting to have sex with your fellow man
>>76563935
Use protection. Also u a faggit
>>76563981
thanks
heh, i bet that american in the old thread is posting here right now, the one that was going to wait for the next thread
removed all the hair around my tiny dick
>>76563910
she had ADD, so I always figured it was that
she's 26 now and lives a few blocks away from me. Literally run in to her every morning on the way to work. No clue where the fuck she goes because she has no job/school and mooches off her boyfriend who's on leave as a marine. Really pisses me off that she does that, because her boyfriend is actually a really awesome person.
>>76564103
has*
removed my dick
Damn am I the only straight one. I'm leaving bye felicias. Fagits
Enjoy your fuckfest. Use protection
I hate y'all but no one deserves aids
>>76564140
Good riddance
>I'm straight
>>76563885
its an anglophone commuter suburb of montreal with no real jobs but working the till at the shops on mainstreet. you'd have to commute into montreal (20 minute drive with no traffic, theres also a train)
it would be very hard if not impossible for a monolingual anglophone newcomer to find work in montreal though. if you had a job offer in montreal that would be another thing as many companies in montreal that operate in the west island or downtown operate day to day in english
>>76564191
Second to the left looks good
>>76564191
me in the back
Is it time for a new thread?
Anyone want to massage my neck?
>>76564374
Get the abusive sister to do it
>>76564371
No, you stupid idiot.
I'm worried donald trump might actually have alzheimers
>>76562062
>>76562062
>>76562062
>>76562062
>>76562062
>>76562062
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
Power went out and I only have 44% on my phone battery
Turn the phone off you sod
Read a book
just cut the ower from an american, kek
>>76564635
Books are for fags
brb gonna loot this faggot's house while his power's out
just invaded denmark, kek
just invited Denmark, lol
If I had friends this would be a good time to go do something with them
Just invaded your mums womb lol
Skyrim and all 1 million mods are finally redownloaded
YYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
>>76564776
dork
>>76564749
Literally think this every day
done nothing but play morrowind all day and my head has gone fully numb from it
>>76559961
stupid cunt got johnny killed
just kicked everyone out, kek
>All those things you used to enjoy doing back when you had friends
I wonder if it's weird to go to a bowling alley alone, those were good times
Haven't had friends since high schook
>Tfw haven't had friends since middle school
>Freshman year of high school all my friends realized I wasn't cool and stopped talking to me
it happens
Just picked up my hydroxyzine prescription
why do americans love living in shitboxes?
this is a test.
>>76564917
isn't that for suicide?
>>76564806
can't wait to die and wake up on that prison ship to "I heard them say we've reached Morrowind; I'm sure they'll let us go," desu
>>76560836
Has anyone called CPS yet?
filename
>Why yes, the homes come standard with an above ground pool, for when you want to take a relaxing dip on a hot day
>>76560973
>tfw no Dutch gf
>>76565046
its a working class thing here, it almost seems uniform kek
I grew up living in a ranch home so I couldn't tell you why pussy whipped men buy cookie cutter houses
>>76565000
Whats with suburbs and pool fetishes
>>76564191
checks out
>jacksonville cell towers are banned from 4chan
also checks out
>>76564962
Uh, no?
Had a really nice house when I was little
Scared i'll never make enough to move back into a similar house
whats a good cheap mic headset with comfy earmuffs
preferably in the $30 range
>>76565106
one of the keys to selling a house is to make the wife/female love it
>>76565071
this
>>76561599
What the hell is that on her back!
Get a desktop mic and then just use real headphones
>>76565157
my friend recomended me triton
>>76565157
Just get a cheap $20 mic off amazon and a nice pair of headphones.
I use DT770s 250 ohms and I love it. Great for bass heavy stuff.
USA has the ugliest women. I need to get out of here.
Got a gun purchase all lined up for tomorrow
Told this guy I would sell him a gun. really gonna mug him
>>76559961
Meth is bad mmmkay
I took 24 advil yesterday and my stomach has been hurting today and last night. Am I gonna be ok?
>>76565247
>$167
>>76565259
Phoenix is having a gun show next next weekend, got some money saved up and looking forward to picking myself up something new
the HR rep at my new job is a total cunt. it was 3:15 and break was over, and i was eating an apple near the garbage and she told me i had to be in my desk by 3:15 and by the time i was sitting there it was still quarter past the hour. I also was late, showing up to work at 9:16 instead of 9:15 (they fucking lock the doors and make you sign in for bad goy points)
So halfway through my workday she taps my shoulder and takes me to her desk to fucking discipline me and ask me if i "really even want to be there". the 9-5 meme is no fun at all
>>76565296
were you trying to give yourself liver damage?
Just found out a bunch of people got fired at a store in the city for something
Employment here I come
>>76565318
I was trying to make my tooth stop hurting
>>76565315
Better than 8-4
>>76565366
i have more options for transportation getting to work for 8 and the sun will be setting by 5 soon. finishing at 4 isnt so bad and school trained me to start a work day at 8am anyway
>>76565300
Worth it.
Just watching all these """"audiophiles"""" on yt constantly talk about the MASSIVE difference in their $300 pair vs their $400 pair.
Now THAT'S excessive.
wew
>>76565292
Prove it, lol.
>>76565361
see a dentist
>>76565256
t. lives in a township of 80 people
>>76565432
Hope you followed my advice last night, it was one of only 7 coins in the green earlier today and it increased by the highest percentage
My hearing sucks because I blew it listening to music really loud on crappy $10 earbuds
Now I can never be an audiophile becuase 192mp3 and FLAC sounds the same to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrOTStxOJ1k
Some people are so picky. This burger looks delicious.
>>76565536
Some headphones are built for bass and others are built for more refined sounds like classical music and shit.
Just get bass heavy ones with high ohms and good integrated sound on your motherboard. Fuck everything else.
>Yes I prefer music as bass heavy as possible
>>76565504
time taking a back seat on the meme market for a while. Hopefully things start heading in the right direction. they did a little today.
>>76565691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
>>76565734
quintessential tumblr-core
>>76565734
I like that song.
Fancy having a wank 2bh
Also it turned out the shapeshift jews really did lose my ETH and I did everything correctly. They said I should be refunded but I was pissed because I was going to put it in ANS which increased 42 percent so I told them that they should factor in the lost opportunity cost
>>76565823
I dont know if that is a blue board tolerable image friend
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
;^)