cock in your face edition
~VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL~
>https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
>https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
will decide our geopolitical future
>>76557860
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
PINEAL IS ORBITING JUPITER
Manchester United can't fly airplanes.
He's here
oh ah up the uvf
>Singhsbury’s store becomes Morrisinghs after legal threat
sheed banter
>>76557902
>no Norway option
binned
Can't believe I waited until 15 to start drinking, lads.
ere janny ya daft cunt the fuck ya think ya deeing? x al fuckin heem ya ya fuckin mong
>>76557902
direland btfo
>>76557885
>>76557902
why the fuck do people want to unite with ireland
theyre dirt poor and the only reason they get any money at all is because theyre near the uk but not under out jurisdiction
theyd be a net loss if we assimilated them
>>76557904
tell me about Ghawdex
>>76557950
wrong
anime
when is radiohead releasing 'lift' lads
business idea: outsource jobs to slovenia
the 15 minute ban is over lads
thanks janny
screeching
when is fate releasing a gf into my life lads?
>>76557966
was just thinking this
>>76557950
>theyre dirt poor
Look up any relevant statistic for wealth and see where we rank you silly goose.
janny is just waiting for are guards to go down
>>76557970
it's already released you utter mong
was released last thursday
he's waiting lads
he's gonna let this one get to 50, maybe 100 posts, then he's gonna delete it, we're gonna get pruned
slapped with three day bans if we're lucky
he is NOT happy
>>76557966
janny really fucking hates slovenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3xOT-5_kZw
>>76557966
Because it was made after the bump limit dingus
reckon we should make an early new right about now
really would love some clarification from patronising weirdos about what NOT to say to trans people. Preferably funded by the BBC. Any help lads?
someone make a new
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ
who let the arses out
poo poo poo poo poo
>>76558039
this
any second now
his nut was seriously done in, he's just catching his breath
Any other /britjews/ on here or am I on my own?
>>76558005
ermmm link please?
going to Japan
seeing if I can go get a hug
dunno what the rest of the trip I'll do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFQU40-UQc
hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
>>76558045
Why don't you feck off, you big mod knob-gobbling twat?
>>76558079
i'm thinking of converting
>>76558058
may be willing to sacrifice myself to make a new /new/
>>76557860
>file deleted
>>76558098
A classic
>>76558079
Did you get bullied at school? When did they chop your willy?
>>76558095
turtle? slide tackle some anime nonces for me yea mate x
CVN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx88wZsX_II
>>76558079
alri
>>76558087
it's on spotify sweaty x
>>76558079
better not be a zionist
>>76557950
Gee I wonder why
image is deleted
might be time to make a new
*DING*
off you trot janny you yank mong your water is cooked
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEAnwqw3hCU
>>76558095
where you going at? I might go there in the winter
>>76558069
All those teenage girls must be fucking devastated when they finally get a look at this runt's face
>>76558142
Not sure how you managed to infer that from my comment you UTTER chode
>>76558155
yer safe
>>76558195
October
>>76558165
a studio recording? think ur lying lad, why would you deceive me like this
me n the lads
>>76558175
this
>>76558242
QUICK
DRAW
>>76557885
>>76557902
>>76557792
1. Ireland
2. Netherlands
3. France
4. Spain
5. Sweden
>the island of Britain sinking
6. G*rmany
HE'S LOST HIS FUCKING NUT
>shittania
FOJ
haha bye yank!
>>76558266
find myself agreeing with every aspect of this post
>>76558213
Then they get interested in their 20s when they see his bank balance.
would really like to have a cute bf
>>76558285
>delete
would love to see a new at this moment in time
>>76558309
what about all the poo when you bum?
>>76558236
state of you
>>76557676
Same. Check out Kaikoura, it's paradise.
>perfect climate
>right size settlement to be friendly little neighbourhood
>pacific beach
>distant mountains
>all kinds of cool wildlife: dolphins, seals, whales, penguins, etc
>first world amenities
>nearby cities to explore
>nearby wilderness to explore
This would be my no.1 choice for emigration, and there's not much reason to stay in UK nowadays.
Tired of the gf, gonna upgrade to a better model.
Anyone for a second-hand gf?
going to a japanese spa in december
with the 'rents though because this shit too expensive
okkk just listened to it paddy dont really like it, the live version had more energy
>>76558285
jews aren't a race and they're not dominant in a national society outside of israel/palestine
>>76558371
mind blowing arse
>>76558357
trade you for a cornetto
this thread is soo 14 minutes ago
>>76558350
>>76558335
not really a thing
The gf
Lads, my m8 is moving to britain for work. Teach him the ways of the chap.
>>76558361
going with my parents too
>chap
not liking this edition
can somebody make a new?
THREAD UPDATE: We are now a third of the way through
reading gay fanfiction
benders unironically enjoy sweaty pooey hairy bums
>>76558405
I've pulled out of a girls Arse to find a poo covered dick before, it's a thing
>>76558430
cheers will get my best men on it
>>76558430
>live in a sub-sub-sub-letted flat with 9 other eastern yurops and or pajeets
>send 90% of your wages back home
>die in a tower fire
standard fare
Hate Sargon, but the JRE episode got pretty comfy after they relaxed and stopped talking about Youtube drama.
>>76558430
going to smash his fucking squarehead in
>>76558447
who is involved lad?
>>76558456
girls are disgusting
CHOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOic6pVAN30
Just heard about a cool website called ebaumsworld
>>76558450
why don't gays just make love with women in the arse?
ohhhh jeremy corbyn
i've been going to bed at 9 and needing about 10/10.5 hours sleep before work every day for the last couple of weeks. whats wrong with me lads?
why britain ruled the world but its people are still uncultured pigs?
>>76558474
actually not allowed to say
this thread is now over 100 posts. time for a new
>>76558430
hello the you crane :~)
used to be m8s with another autistic ukrainian lad in year 7
>>76558523
tell us, we're all good reliable lads
got my vans on but they look like sneakers
>>76558513
Has it made any difference have you noticed?
I get about 7 or 8 hours on a good night and feel like death every morning. Though I suspect it may just be that I hate my job more than anything.
>>76557950
>why would you want to reunite with brits in denial instead of french people
hmm
>>76558477
what's wrong with yanks?
and how'd you find this, think I shall be reporting you to the appropriate authorities
>>76558430
>Teach him the ways of the chap
always join the back of the queue, never push in.
say please, thank you and sorry as part of normal conversation.
buy clothes on arrival. wearing foreign clothes marks you as a foriegner.
if unsure of your new area, carry milk, it marks you as a resident.
this is my lifes worth of knoweldge on this situation.
just did a very cheeky sit-down piss
>>76558516
because the empire was created for the benefit of the elite, not the masses
>Africa is undeveloped and prone to violence because Europeans drew the borders wrong
>borders are a social construct
listening to music
>>76558556
No, I feel horrific.
I used to be 'fine' with 7 or so but suddenly need more and more sleep just to get by. It's even worse at the weekends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuWQsanUBXY
>>76558477
>just did a very cheeky sit-down piss
>jews aren't a race
>>76558595
don't think anyone argues that borders are a "social construct"
a geopolitical formation, sure.
>>76558167
I am a zionist.
Zionists just want their own ethnostate and to remove kebab. I don't know why anyone on 4chan would have a problem with that, unless it's out of jealousy.
It's the globalists who are the cancer. Fuck Soros and his people.
>>76558467
don't know how immigrants live like this
>work for minimum wage
>12 hour days
>6 day week
>live in cramped room with other immigrants doing the same thing
why do they even come in the first place
>>76558625
>denying yourself even the simplest pleasures in life
third eye cemented shut
>>76558620
stop posting
it's VERY upsetting
have you heard of the high elves?
>>76558620
>>76558477
Boy Im glad fags are allowed to get married
They are just like us after all
>>76558614
thought that was aidan gillen at first
>>76558633
they do argue that lad
jews practice the most advanced form of taqiya
What did she mean by this?
Paham mae dicter, O Myfanwy,
Yn llenwi'th lygaid duon di?
A'th ruddiau tirion, O Myfanwy,
Heb wrido wrth fy ngweled i?
Pa le mae'r wên oedd ar dy wefus
Fu'n cynnau 'nghariad ffyddlon ffôl?
Pa le mae sain dy eiriau melys,
Fu'n denu'n nghalon ar dy ôl?
Myfanwy boed yr holl o'th fywyd
Dan heulwen ddisglair canol dydd.
A boed i rosyn gwridog iechyd
I ddawnsio ganmlwydd ar dy rudd.
Anghofia'r oll o'th addewidion
A wneist i rywun, 'ngeneth ddel,
A dyro'th law, Myfanwy dirion
I ddim ond dweud y gair "Ffarwél".
>>76558566
>if unsure of your new area, carry milk, it marks you as a resident.
woah
getting a bit close
>>76558668
do NOT associate me with these monsters
Jews are a social construct
gonna read now good night
>>76558716
gizza kiss then
STANDING
>>76558477
>>76558620
The most fucked up this is that they all voted for Trump
>>76558729
bunny
>>76558729
exceptional post
>>76558620
>>76558477
>>76558625
i thought i had to shit but it was just gas
monday
tuesday
wednesday
thursday
friday
saturday
sunday
>>76558737
*kisses you*
>>76558644
I think they genuinely do it for their families. As I mentioned, a lot of them send money back home and it probably has a significant impact on their families due to the exchange rate.
Alri
Reminder that modern Jews are not the same as the Old Testament Hebrews, no matter how hard ((((they)))) try to tell you
>>76558794
>gif
fuck off
>>76558729
literal rabbit
>>76558741
IM NUCLEAR
IM WILD
>>76558580
Judging by the current quality of life that not really true hun x
THERE'S NO TIME TO HESITATE
FOR WE MUST COMMUNICATE
CALL ME
CAAAALLLL MEEEEE
willy is in a strong and stable position
>>76558807
>powder girl
can imagine her doing blow
>>76558809
whats the difference
posted a jacob rees mogg joke on my instagram
0 likes so far
think it might be a bit niche for my audience made entirely of American emos and european teenage girls
>>76558492
my man
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/821020/Philip-Hammond-replace-Theresa-May-caretaker-Prime-Minister-Tory-soft-Brexit-Johnson-Davis
Philip Hammond as PM would be disastrous
>Theresa May fucked up the election by being unharismatic
>let's replace her with someone even more boring and uncharismatic
If the Conservative Party has any sense left they'll put Boris in charge. He's a populist and a Brexiteer, both things we need in a PM right now
>>76558933
post european teen girl slags
welsh is such a beautiful language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfVW3Ng-so
for your local axeman
>>76558873
pics PLEASE x
happiest moment of your life lads?
mine was meeting a gorgeous woman who agreed to kick me in the spuds hard enough that i would cough up blood
>>76558580
Actually it was a middle class enterprise
>>76558566
hey that milk one is pretty interesting
>>76558968
it really is
>>76558968
it's really not
>If the Conservative Party has any sense left they'll put Boris in charge.
still 0 likes
>>76558924
Talmund, genetics, beliefs, and customs like menorah and dress, wailing wall bullshit.
the Ancient Hebrews were a violent lot. That's why Muslims are so violent. Muhammad said violence is okay, because Moses and all those guys were also violent
>>76558952
If you want a populist brexiteer then Corbyn's your man
>>76558968
its really not
t. fluent in welsh
>>76558952
MOGGY
MOGGY
MOGGY
OY
OY
OY
>>76558974
doing the same with a 30 inch slasher (like a dacian falx on a 5 foot pole). by hand though. found it in the ground completely brown with rust. looks like it from the 30s-50s.
/brit/ on the left
>>76558997
the middle class are the elite; the bourgeoisie
the 19th century was their century
>>76559044
No thanks I don't fancy paying 95% tax
>>76558933
post joke and ig account and as much doxxable info as possible ta
>0 likes
tragic
I delete it if it gets less than 20
>>76559091
literally had this picture selected, could see the name and everything, guess I'm the one on the left haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzpgcP4ZJs
>you will never play dragon quest viii for the first time ever again
>>76559109
was just this pic with the moggy moggy moggy chant
but usually my followers like even the most retarded shite so i thought it would do decently
>>76559113
bit insecure innit mate?
>>76559129
my gf in the background to the left of you
>>76559096
No we still had a very powerful aristocracy back then. The middle classes only became the ruling classes after the Agricultural Depression of the 1880s made the aristocrats less relevant
>>76559105
FOB
>>76559157
me ramming her with the cart
>>76559146
>again
favourite crisp flavour?
still 0 likes
>>76559202
prawn cocktail is the goat
>>76559146
>>76559007
simple disguise I learned on my travels. got less hassle from beggars, sellers and dealers when staying in city centres so figured it would probably work on any area. same for clothes from that country, no matter how cheap - buy when you get there rather than buying clothes to take with you so at first glance you look like those around you.
>>76559212
stop using facebook
>>76559183
Most of the people affected by those loony tax rates won't even be millionaires, never mind billionaires
>>76559202
cock cocktail is goat
>>76559168
1832 Reform Act actually
>>76559202
maple moose
>>76559215
alri benjamin
knew i could bait you out
the gf
>>76559202
salt and vinny normally
but for Walkers its prawn cocktail
>>76559202
love skips
hate the smell of glans
simple as
>>76558990
faggot
kys
>>76559222
>at first glance you look like those around you
is this 1850 you twat everyone dresses the same around the world
>>76558957
>Only severely stupid cunts think this.
Why's that, Tarq?
>>76559247
Wrong. That's a nice symbolic date but in reality the Commons was majority aristocrats until the late 19th century
>>76559279
fucking moron
still 0 (zero) uplikes on the 'gram lads
>>76559279
no they don't
>>76559307
but economically they were long surpassed by the middle classes
it was only their landed estates that kept them in political power
The Welsh? Not a fan...
WELL youve got the perfect disguise and you're looking okay
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/789813249957064705
>>76559286
Because the Empire was built by lower-middle and middle-middle class bureaucrats, settlers, and soldiers
Sat opposite a qt Muslim girl on the train today. The true autist virgin came out I just didn't know where to look :///
>>76559345
i thought Piers "moron" Morgan was white trash racist scum though????
>>76559323
phwoar!!!
>>76559345
based tommy
>>76559327
give up
most people I follow on insta get like 70+ likes and i get barely 10
just delete social media
>>76559345
he's right
Like count: 1
>>76559415
rasheed
May's DUP bribe could have bought NHS:
1000 MRI scanners
1500 CT scanners
35,000 junior doctors
65,000 nurses
>>76559327
>>76559410
>he doesn't get 5,000 views on the 'chat
lmao fucking freaks
>>76559345
he's not wrong
considering learning german so i can understand what they're harping on about in my chosen pornography
i am a boiling pot of feeling, but my life is an absolutely tragic tale of misdirected intelligence
>>76559454
punished elle
>>76559410
nah mate
this is the only social media platform that hasnt been a complete trainwreck
im very happy with my 92 followers
>>76559456
didn't know nurses were that cheap no wonder they're always whinging
it's only £1 billion though
government pisses more away on dumber things every year
>>76559454
she's so pale
>>76559473
I don't feel the urge to share my life to the world
>>76559454
*cums*
new thread where?
>>76559456
people paying for healthcare with their own money could have bought those things too
how come africans and other third worlders are happier and more fertile than us?
>>76559511
thing is she made a big point about how it was a big deal we didnt have a magic money tree to spend on Labour policies
Business idea: Kes 2
>>76559536
you might if you actually had a life sweetie
>>76559473
FONT
Genuinely worried about my family if Corbyn gets into power
My dad will probably have to take my little brother out of school and send him to the local comp
>>76559545
lol yeah, let me just shell out half a mil for a MRI machine
why is there a third Cars movie coming out
>>76559553
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76559572
i do
*glass breaks*
>>76559561
i feel the deficit is just basic gotcha politics
noone genuinely cares about the deficit because everyone knows the government can keep spending indefinitely, but if there's something the other guys want you just use the deficit as an excuse
>>76559607
charging everyone through tax is exactly the same thing
>>76559600
Good. Private schools need to be abolished.
>>76559600
hysterical
>>76559643
>Good. Private schools need to be abolished.
Or you could just, you know, make state schools better
>>76559607
>he doesn't own an MRI machine
wow look at this peasant
hope you don't drag disgusting hooves near my local waitrose
>>76559643
>>76559666
wait which are funded by the government and which by tuition, learnt this back in 3rd grade
>>76559561
Labour would happily pay a 100bn divorce bill from the EU to stay in the single market and keep EU citizenship rights. 1.5bn is a piss in the ocean compared to what labour would spend over a full term
>>76559666
schools will never be good, they have children in them
have you ever met a child? they're abhorrent
hm..
why do americans say on accident instead of by accident?
>>76559723
source: anonymous 4chan posters arsehole
>>76559666
state schools won't get better unless we abolish all private schools, grammar school and faith schools
>>76559757
And where's the logic behind that?
>Italian coastguard has saved 8 THOUSAND migrants from the Mediterranean in the past 48 hrs
say goodbye to europe
>>76559642
good, lets get the taxes even higher
>>76559734
>>76559734
pretty sure millenial manchildren nowadays dont watch Firefly or Trek
>>76559666
naive ignorant little twerp
that would involve culling most of the population
state schools are shit because of the low intelligence, low class people that fill them, and they will always be shit for that reason alone
fuck off
>>76559786
better not be coming to my nice gaffe in the south
>i am a boiling pot of feeling, but my life is an absolutely tragic tale of misdirected intelligence
>>76559786
oy vey 0.000001% more people in europe what a disaster
>>76559775
It's what they did in Finland and they have the best education system in the entire world
>>76559775
leftypol logic
This is objectively untrue, and at worst only subjects the very poorest to local, mediocre state schools.
>>76559756
Labour have constantly told us they will go for soft brexit over hard. The main factor of a soft brexit would be meeting the EUs demands for a divorce bill in order to retain market and citizenship rights. Are you saying otherwise? Because if you are, you're wrong.
jan
Anyone remember this meme?
>>76559840
benis :DDD
>>76559840
Have no idea why some people view the results of some measure of the population as if the only force upon it is the state itself. Finland has high scores because its blood and population. It's the reason why some urban schools in the United States are funded through the roof and do awful white rural, hillbilly schools have decent scores.
>>76558477
>>76558620
what the fuck
test cricket prophet edition
a certain janitorial presence?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH JEREMY CORBYN
How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?
>>76559988
Cringe
he's here
>>76559962
>population
meant to say culture
Corbyn fights to end thread austerity, new threads at 250 posts
>>76560011
t. frothing rorke
>>76559950
it's still posted every day on krautchan
Need halp.
Speaking in the context of a prison, what does it mean to "spring someone"? Is it making someone break out of jail? Getting this person out in a more lawful way?
>>76560046
NEW THREAD LADS
>>76560059
means to bum a fellow inmate
>>76560059
>spring someone
have never heard this in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5GuBa4Bbnw
>>76560000
im probably going to be alone my entire life.
>>76560059
means to ambush them