/brit/

dont care about e celebs

dont care

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Who /having a chucle to themselves/ here?

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anime

>>76556096
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

what do i pick for my /brit/ username?

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HmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmMmmMMMMMMMmmmmm

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the so-called 'imaginary' bf

started using MSG in some of my cooking and it's absolutely BANGING

makes cooking for my stupid vegetarian gf much more pleasurable too, since it lets you inject some flavour into dishes where you can't use meat stocks, etc, which would normally impart a lot of flavour.

Yeah. That's right.
I sat at my computer.
I typed it.
I posted it.
I had a chucle to myself.
And I loved every moment of it.
No, I am not literally 12 or 13 years old.
What are you going to do about it?

>>76556117

Bus Yanker

>>76556132
tell me how to contemplate brahman

what i meant to say is that a mate i knew used to mix cooking spices with weed and sold it and people didnt smell the spices.

living out of home was fun but I'm glad to be back with mum and dad 2bh

>>76556083
>>76556085
>>76556086
>>76556096
>>76556111
>>76556051
>>76556117
>>76556132
>>76556147
>>76556149
>>76556150
>>76556153
>>76556155
>>76556158
>>76556162

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76556111
>>76556085
I am the author of this meme. This is the third thing I have posted that reached meme status. Where would you lads be without me? Memeless, that's where.

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Almighty God, unto whom all hearts be open, all desires known, and from whom no secretes are hid: cleanse the thoughts of our hearts by the inspiration of thy holy spirit, that we may perfectly love thee, and worthily magnify thy holy name: through Christ our Lord. Amen.

>>76556167
thought is was a yank who first posted it?

>>76556117
Yankrumpet

>>76556046
i'm almost entirely certain the (girl) second from left is male

instead of being trapped in a prison cell,

i chose to become an incel

Yeah let's talk about Atman and Brahman lads. Unofficial edition.

put some lemon skin chip in a baggie of shite weed and sold it to some weird paddy who kept making snorting noises and scratching his arms and legs. told him it was lemon haze hahahaa

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Soon to be irish gf

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alri

>>76556180
It absolutely was not. It was me, in reply to someone doing a poo pee willy bum wank type post. I think a yank started spamming it thereafter ewhen it recieved lots of (You)s

>>76556051
wtf i LOVE communism now

Are you literally 45 or 46 years old? I know you're supposed to be mature, but I honestly can't fathom men in their 20s sitting at a computer, typing this geriatric rorke shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me a fear to be honest.

>>76556188
they all look like men

its the ones that smoke blunts with ya
see your picture
now they wanna grab the guns and come to get ya

poo

poo lol

anyone have the copypasta of the yank saying hes going to marry his girlfriend and start a nuclear family with her child?

>>76556221
are you gonna bríd with her

>>76556263
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

I want to give a lad a handjob, a lengthy, sensual intense one, making him moan, squirm, nearly pass out from how good it'd feel, I want to feel his rock hard cock in my hands

>>76556188
>2017
>still finding it funny to call a transgendered woman a man
>feeling the need to point it out when you see one
The state of you, without any semblance of irony

*sell ritalin, rat poison and plaster as coke*

>>76556281
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76556228
how long ago would you say this was

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ass

>>76556051
Wonder if she shaves

>>76556297
lol

https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/75381760/#75384001

willy bum poo arse wank fart fanny

>>76556296
oh yeah all those times I've nearly passed out from a fucking wankjob

fuck off

having a chucle right now

the proto gf

>>76556320
holy fuck i remember this meme but not from where

>>76556323
shes a uni runt so yes

>>76556320
hate this stupid pseud

>>76556310
some weeks, maybe a month

>>76556333
you haven't had it properly done, oil, two hands, nice and slow, edging you for ages

>>76556366
lighten up to what? distasteful humour? it's not even distasteful, it's literally the scrawlings of a six year old child. a grown man wrote that, not once either, i would hazard a guess. I bet the very same grown man posted similar willy/poo related posts in many threads. it's just inane crap. it is equivilent to

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>>76556329

>>76556333
Yeah sex is overrated but it's the bestwe have. In addition to contemplating the transformation of Brahman into Atman and vice-versa.

oh ah up the uvf

fuck the pope

>>76556366
>>76556326

Anyone else notice that since they came to /brit/, they've stopped going to other boards? I used to be on /tv/ and /ck/, and other boards, now I'm on /brit/ full time. It must be because it's so fast moving, there's no time to explore the rest of the site, there's always new posts here. I used to have five, six, seven tabs going, all with different 4chan threads, and I'd cycle through them, updating them all. I'd get a variety of subjects and be exposed to a variety of gimmicks. Now it's just this one general, and very occasionally one more if there's something happening (eg. Steam Summer Sale).

I'm gonna try to go back to exploring other boards. I always thought I wanted faster updating threads, but it turns out the quality suffers (no offence), and it also attracts leftypol twats once a forum gets too popular. Anyway, see you lads around, I'll pop back now and then, but I need a break from you lot.

Personally find normingtons to be highly vexing

>>76556375
>I bet the very same grown man posted similar willy/poo related posts in many threads
it has aspects of dadaism

>>76556083
they're literally only a "celebrity" to like 10 people in /brit/.

>>76556383
O_O

lighten up you twats

>>76556410
yeah

i lost my wife and kids they left me

>>76556326
>>76556375
yep that's the thread lel

UP THE RASE
*fucks my arse*

>>76556410
not reading this FUCKING novella

I've been feeling derealized/depersonalized all morning, and I'm not particularly tired either.

>>76556433
lighten up to what? distasteful humour? it's not even distasteful, it's literally the scrawlings of a six year old child. a grown man wrote that, not once either, i would hazard a guess. I bet the very same grown man posted similar willy/poo related posts in many threads. it's just inane crap. it is equivilent to

aoisduhfapodiugpaodigapodsnajdnvapdjfnpaodfnbsdjfnbsjfnbpsdofnbpadfnbposdfnbposdfnbposdfnbpsoifnbpsodifnbposidfnbpsodfinbpsdofknbs[odfs[gopjp

>>76556410
>nyone else notice that since they came to /brit/, they've stopped going to other boards
Not me. I frequent /fr/ and /asean/ very regularly. But I do like the speed of /brit/ and the general nihilism-based tone of it.

>>76556410
still go on other boards but refuse to read any posts that are longer than 2 lines

>>76556433
NO! I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE! NONONONONONONONO! NO POOING IN /BRIT/
IT'S TIME TO PUT AN END TO THIS
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
NO
MORE
POO

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Help me lads potential Irish gf on the cards

>>76556410
>Anyone else notice that since they came to /brit/, they've stopped going to other boards? I used to be on /tv/ and /ck/, and other boards, now I'm on /brit/ full time. It must be because it's so fast moving, there's no time to explore the rest of the site, there's always new posts here. I used to have five, six, seven tabs going, all with different 4chan threads, and I'd cycle through them, updating them all. I'd get a variety of subjects and be exposed to a variety of gimmicks. Now it's just this one general, and very occasionally one more if there's something happening (eg. Steam Summer Sale).

same

>>76556493
what a fucking stupid name

>>76556496
literally why would you greentext so much of that post? bad form.

>>76556493
girl im a savage im a villain
from limerick where they drillin

>>76556326
actually burst out laughing at the post this was in response to. i am not 12 or 13 years old

desperately need an ulster gf

not catholic so that shouldn't be an issue

>>76556525
skips reading this post*

>>76556410
No other boards / threads are fast enough.

Back when I used to shitpost on 4F-MPH /brit/ was the only place to be because every other thread updates with like a post every 2 minutes if you're lucky (most threads just sink off the board with a handful of weak replies). With /brit/ you know you're going to get a steady stream.

poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

fuck this antiwhite bullshit im about to get a legal gun for your asses for real canada don't play for real fuck the muzzies and fuck a taig

never been in a pub

>>76556493
something along the lines of

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

should work

>>76556525
>literally why would you greentext so much of that post? bad form.
don't care

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Ah yes, (((BBC)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4MZjMVgdk

never been in an arse
without a condom

>>76556560
reported to mounties

>>76556536
kek same

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Rædwald was a 7th-century king of East Anglia, a long-lived Anglo-Saxon kingdom.

He was a member of the Wuffingas dynasty (named after his grandfather, Wuffa), which was mentioned in the epic Beowulf.

He was referred to in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle as a bretwalda (an Old English term meaning 'Britain-ruler' or 'wide-ruler').

Bede also called him Rex Anglorum, the 'King of the Angles'.

From around 616, Rædwald was the most powerful of the English kings south of the River Humber.

He was the first king of the East Angles to become a Christian, whilst at the same time maintaining a pagan temple.

>>76556493
fucking hate bumble so i do
expected girls to actually write something meaningful because they can pick and choose the men
but no
they just say "hi"
FUCK OFF

Here's a fun experiment for you lads:

Next time you see a canadian post, read it, and think to yourself "hmm, was that worth posting? was that worth even moment of my time?" Keep doing this for every canadian post until you realise, at last, that canadians are the very, very worst posters.

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the likes of this cretin post on /brit/ on the regular

how does that make you feel?

>>76556051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQyo3agWak

me in the vid

i am a pathetic beta male canadian. disregard previous statements

>>76556560
was reading a ribbit post about the poverty of the natives of canada or something, and an actual native, upon seeing some inquiry, said something like
>white people literally destroyed our culture
>our abducted stolen generation was the biggest part!!!
Wanted to post that if integration and adoption of native children was successful that they'd not be so primitive today. Not even the natives here pretend that their reservation idiocy is outside their responsibility. Different culture.

no skengs

>>76556623
good since thats the best form of humor that can be found

>>76556493
just tell her you're first in the name and you're first on the beat, first on the flames when you burst with the heat

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just had a creme brulee, thanks France :3

poo bum poo willy bum poo

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>>76556666

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Second potential Irish gf lads they're coming at me like flies on shit

is it true if I tell them I have loads of road frontage they'll fall in love with me?

>>76556493
post some memes at her, obscure memes are good because they allow you to explain the meme which furthers the conversation
i've found baneposting is good

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>>76556654
more like a grim poolee haha

>>76556623
good

>>76556679
>>76556493
>this many messages in such a short time
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76556593
hahahahhaah just end my fucking life

>>76556694
>>76556651
how is that even remotely funny if you are abote the age of 13?

*waddles over to you and pulls at your trouser leg*
*points at my mouth when you look down and squeaks pathetically*
*squeals deafeningly and scampers away as you aim a boot at me*

>>76556713
poo bum willy wank lol

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Some spacker who went to my school thinks he's an artist now and keeps inviting me to like his page on Facebook full of shit sculptures and paintings

PPPOPOOOPOPO PO PO PO POPOPOPOPOOOPOPOOOOOOOPOPOPOO WEEW WEE WEE WEE WEE WILLY WILLY WILLY WILLY FANY !!!!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP POOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOO WIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IGGER PAKI PAKI FANNY CUNTY FANY NIGGERY CUNTY NIGGER MAN

enjoy a greek salad me

>>76556740
nath?

>>76556297
Can call myself anything, but it doesn't mean that's what I am. Big nosed paki freak

>>76556756
lol

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>>76556592
You don't care? I know you're supposed to reject Yank posts as some gimmick, but I genuinely can't fathom any poster here showing and not caring at all about their posting etiquette, form. It makes me cringe, slob.

>>76556654
aww m8 that's my wank cup

>>76556593
self obsessed little polyps

elle fanning is peng and a half

>>76556593
double negative, tricky

>>76556679
Be post-modern and self-referential lad. Crypto-brit girls love post-modern and self-referential

>>76556740
tell to fuck off
you've got nothing to lose

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this is the unveiled, full name of the current president of the United States of America

how does that make you feel?

we need a tinder for fighting. what if its late and im drunk and i want to beat the shit out of some italian wop piece of shit in my area

*spreads belgian cookie butter on a roll*

ahhhhhhhhh
yesssssssss

>>76556799
that's a thing
dont remember what it's called

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Hallo

>>76556777
>You don't care? I know you're supposed to reject Yank posts as some gimmick, but I genuinely can't fathom any poster here showing and not caring at all about their posting etiquette, form. It makes me cringe, slob.
don't care

>>76556789
shut the fuck up

POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE
POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE
POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE POO IN FANNY POO IN MINGE

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>>76556821
salut

>>76556821
hi

nothing tops cold water

>>76556813
punchr

thumpr

fightr

brawlr

>>76556593
everyone in this video looks ill

hey lads

guess what

love drinking warm water i do

>>76556799
just go outside and start pushing a guy around until he reacts

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She moves, she moves like a breeze
I swear I can't get her out of my dreams
To have her shining right here by my side
I'd sacrifice all them tears in my eyes

>>76556822
>(I) don't care.

You don't care? I know you're supposed to reject Yank posts as some gimmick, but I genuinely can't fathom any poster here showing and not caring at all about their posting etiquette.

love going on /v/ and making vaguely noncey posts

>>76556865
wehat

>>76556843
I have memorised all the lyrics to this song from the age of 10 despite not speaking romanian or whatever it is

this poo is cold

(sung to the tune of 'I'm all about that bass')

Yo I'm gonna make that puss'
Make that puss-y dribble
I'm gonna make that puss'
Make that puss-y dribble
I'm gonna make that puss'
Make that puss-y dribble
I'm gonna make that puss'
Make that puss-puss-puss-puss

I'll have one stick of celery please
WITH NOTHING ON IT

>>76556884
example

my hovercraft is full of poos

i'll have a coffee and bay leaves thank you

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only just remembered to hide the dildo literally seconds before my mum got back from work

whew
was a close one

love cold showers

>>76556897
hello nigger

>>76556897
ooh ah up the bum

POO POO POO POO PO PO JHOZEH SJ DLFKQJSDND?DDDPPPOOPOOOO FAAAARTRTTR BRRRRRAAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MINGE MINGE MINGE MINGE HMMM YEEEESS PISS ON MY MIND HMMMMM YEESSSS S DNJF ? AA

>>76556876
God I wish that pint were me

Make money I don't make new friends
(Ring trap) Ring trap 24's I push so much work on the block

>>76556915
pics of you with a dildo up your arse

>>76556888
poo!

would like to do a move to a small island nation/overseas territory so i can shitpost with a rare flag

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phwoar

>>76556876
she looks like a doughy british woman in this picture

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why is she so perfect, lads

how is that even possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF1rxMAAugY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5laRasy5lg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM8lUow1rdA

a few days ago my mum walked in on me while i was downing vodka straight from the bottle she looked at me very disappointed

sorry mummy

this is genuinely the worst /brit/ thread I've ever fucking seen

*poos in the thread*

>>76556951
just go to st pierre and miquelon

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What have been reading recently?

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>he's here

>>76556987
oh dear

>>76556987
isn't that book, like, shorter than my WILLY?

Just remembered Artemis Fowl was a thing because i saw a picture of a Sig Sauer that reminded me of Butler

Now THAT was some good teen fiction

>>76556953
thats because she is.but shes are doughy british woman

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>>76556987

>>76556454
>>76556486
This is another problem with /brit/ (probably related to the fast turnover): the tiny attention span. I think /brit/ is more socially stimulating than other parts of 4chan, and has some of the funniest posters. But intellectually, it's almost completely empty. I can't remember the last time I learned something worthwhile on 4chan.

>hurr you come to 4chan to learn? what a dumb faggot
4chan's blue boards weren't always like they are now, they were interesting. The meme-to-info ratio was much better. As 4chan has grown, our userbase has got much younger, and the site is 50% edgy social media-tier trash now.

I wonder where the new 4chan is, if it even exists.

>>76557010
'ddit

>>76556968
don't like her

>>76556984
literally 4000 kilometres from me

need a doughy british gf

>>76556876
#COYI

>>76556987
oh just some montherlant
had to cut the pages by myself when buying the books

>>76557029
what's wrong with you

>>76557007
>Die Hard with fairies instead of Germans
ah yes

>>76557018
you can give this one a miss fellas

>>76557049
>>76557047
>>76557029
gtfo jf scum

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>>76556987

>>76557032
christ
can't believe how big north america is

>>76557049
her music is bland

she looks fake

ugly voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdBppu0IjNg
love birds

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*launches a vicious attack upon your person*

>>76557033
Not generally into fat lasses myself, but would deffo have a go on Sarah Millican. Can't put my finger on why.

Je viens de regarder John Wick 2. Awesome movie to be honest even if the first is slighty better.

>>76557091
reddit spacing

>>76557080
Greater London

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Watching the latest PJW video

>>76556987
Started reading Beyond Good and Evil but after about 50 pages I got bored and had a wank instead. Can't read a book without this happening desu

>>76557116
reddit gimmick

>>76557112
honestly, why the fuck wouldnt you translate the film name into english? especially if your question is? sorry but foreigners not conforming to proper posting etiquette is no better than muslims.

>>76557142
typical neetshit trog

>>76557123
Reddit

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Josiah Harlan, Prince of Ghor, was an American, best known for travelling to Afghanistan and Punjab with the intention of making himself a king.

Harlan dreamed of going to Afghanistan, an essentially medieval country with a feudal economy where tribal chiefs who owned most of the land battled each other for supremacy.

Upon arriving in Shuja's palace, Harlan discovered Shuja was surrounded by a court of grotesquely deformed men as Shuja had a habit of removing the ears, noses, tongues, penises and testicles of his courtiers and slaves whenever they displeased him in the slightest.

By fall of 1827, Harlan had recruited about hundred mercenaries, a mixture of Hindus, Muslims and Sikhs only interested in loot and plunder.

Harlan set off on a punitive expedition against the Uzbek warlord Mohammad Murad Beg.

In emulation of Alexander the Great, Harlan also took along with him a war elephant. arlan reinforced his army with local Hazaras, most of whom lived in fear of the slave traders.

Harlan lives on as an inspiration for Rudyard Kipling's 1888 short story The Man Who Would Be A King.

aisha's dad looks like a jolly nice bloke. not sure i envy him though having her as a daughter

whats the australian rap scene like

there must be some kind of way outta here

chose a job which will pay roughly 30k forever, possibly 40-50 if i'm really good at it

hold me

>>76557160
Devon

>>76557156
You can't translate John Wick you wallaby

>>76557091
none of that is true. mental illness is a bitch

>>76557191
what job?

>>76556952
annie best girl mikasa a shit

>>76557187
An Australian rapper went to a seafood restaurant, ran up a huge bill and then jumped in the sea and swam away

>>76557156
Sorry. I mean Jean Mèche 2 was a pretty good movie.

>>76557202
projecting

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wow this new boat of ours is pretty big innit?

>>76557187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOpgHK9BwUE

>>76557204
strapon tester

cheeky new
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>>76557158
*Rubs poo on your car door handles*

>>76557235
much too early

>>76557220
I know, you should stop

covfefe

>>76557235
dont be such a cunt

>>76557235
FFS

cant seem to find a steam summer sale thread on /vg/ hm

we're all in here

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>>76557235
What the FUCK are you doing

>>76557258
learn some basic spell check before you post idiot.

>>76557222
>already on fire

fucking hell can't give it a rest can we

report the new thread (spam)

>>76557235
that didn't last long

janny'd

>>76557018
presumably you're confining yourself to a fast-moving thread where long posts don't do well. there's plenty to be learned on /int/ in threads specifically about information-sharing, and lots to be learned on 4chan as a whole, but /brit/ isn't the format for it.
unfortunately /brit/ is also really fun so most people don't feel the need to explore beyond it.

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WHO DARES ROUSE ME FROM MY SLUMBER

JANNY'D

got friends that rap
they're ok

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I think that HE is going to delete the next few out of spite now even if they're not early

>I think /brit/ is more socially stimulating than other parts of 4chan

wot he mean by dis?

>>76557222
>spend several billion quid on a boat for the purposes of security theatre

ah yes, excellent. Surely this one large boat will serve us well against the navies of the USA, Russia or China hmm yes the UK is definitely still relevant

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>>76557277
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POOOOOO POOOOOEY NIGGER HAVING A POOOO ON HIS SHOOOOOOOE. PAKI PAKI PAKI NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WEE WEE BUM BUM NIGGERS HAVING A POO
PAKIIIIIIIIIIIII POOEY POOEY BUM BUM WEE WEE POOOOO

>>76557371
that's not what security theatre is brainlet

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got a new dog lads

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James Brooke was a Briton known as the White Rajah.

In 1833 he inherited £30,000, which he used as capital to purchase a 142-ton schooner.

Setting sail for Borneo in 1838, he arrived in Kuching in August to find the settlement facing an uprising against the Sultan of Brunei.

He gave assistance in crushing the rebellion, thereby winning the gratitude of the Sultan, who in 1841 offered Brooke the governorship of Sarawak in return for his help.

During his reign, Brooke began to establish and cement his rule over Sarawak: reforming the administration, codifying laws and fighting piracy.

The White Rajahs' dynasty continued until the rights were ceded to the United Kingdom in 1946.

glad that fucking retard got his early thread deleted
absolutely fuming that someone would have the gall to do that

>>76557384
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76557397
>Security theater is the practice of investing in countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to achieve it.

one big boat does not a modern navy make

feels great being right

don't ever reply to my posts again you insignificant rodent

>>76557411
beyond vile little slug thing

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>>76557411
*gives it a water stone*

>>76557433
I'm with you, qt

>>76557371
doesnt have to, but it does pose a threat to most countries. lots of places have coasts and shit or no air force. easy pickings for a small carrier group. not everything is for wacking big dogs on the nose.

>>76557433
>gall

is this pronounced gal or gaul

cregg

NEED aisha gf to watch test cricket and listen to pavement with

reckon theres any hope lads?

>>76557131
He jumped the shark with the "conservative is the new counter culture" video. Before then I enjoyed seeing him tear lefties to shreds with legitimate and well researched arguments. Now he just seems to make ridiculous statements because he thinks it'll TRIGGUR THE BOOTTHURT ESS JAY DUBLE YEWS

He's a victim of his own success, and now he basically acts like he single handedly caused Trump and Brexit.

>>76557460
jal

Might present to the hospital but I don't know what they actually do for me.

>drunk people about at 8pm on a tuesday

ahh yes

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>don't ever reply to my posts again you insignificant rodent

I'm ill but will punch you out of your shoes
English bomb with an Irish fuse

>>76557444
that's not security theatre brainlet

security theatre is like the CCTV cameras they put up everywhere but don't actually use

>>76557508
shut the fuck up

Crockett's Theme

when is Liz's speech lads?

this is going to be her last one

>middle of summer
>looks and feels like autumn

very good

>>76557501
rasheed

>>76557552
raining a fair bit in london

lost an (expired) passport lads
its useless to anyone right?

business idea: now that ireland have test cricket status,seduce her with irish cricket fanboyism

You're out of touch
I'm out of time

>>76556051
what would you do if a french man took a shit on your doormat

Doing a cheeky wine tasting with Charles and Camilla on Friday lads
Wish me luck

does anyone feel that places are too colorful? can't stand how visually stimulating some rooms are. like the room is too bright.

Hello

Inside of my legs in agony off the gym canny fucking walk and am going on hols tomorrow absolute nightmare x

>>76557604
hi

>>76557506
English blood, Irish heart, this I'm made of

~VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL~
>https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
>https://strawpoll.com/6x8bx61
could decide our geopolitical future

>>76557596
eat it
particularly if its a smoky fuming shite

just found some runt's passport

it's expired but I'm going to assume his identity, going to move into his house tomorrow and shag his mum

paradigms have shifted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4

choon

>>76557619
IRA will be fuming

>>76557569
report it mate, that way theres no panic cos the cops turn up to see you about the X theft you committed using it as ID etc. cover your bases, its easy.

>>76556051
what a disgraceful body god damn

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NEED to do a move to new zealand

peng country

>strawpoll.com
>.com

shan't be partaking in this survey

corbyn is an IRA supporter

>>76557604
i do think its quite funny how argies hate us but most brits literally dont give a shit about them ahahaha

get in here lads

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>>76557650
2 DOUBLE-O 4

I once posted this to a yank on a forum who said he was getting into grime. Keep in mind this was 10 years ago and he was talking about Ms Dynamite mainly.

>>76557701
early you sack of shite

>>76557689
i dont hate brits. I love u all

he's here

business idea: die

>>76557701
JANNY'D

alri Janny

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when are radiohead releasing 'lift'? swear it was meant to come out already

>>76557736
<3

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NEW

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>>76557770
Janny will NOT be happy

>>76556284
runescape out

OH HE IS NOT HAPPY

he's on the warpath

g

>>76557841
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

try again, slovenian. make sure you use the exact same image though

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new

janny got a quota for today the bastard

janny on the map

he's on the rampage

>>76557879
ah yes this one will be much more acceptable

rasheed

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>>76557676
Same. Check out Kaikoura, it's paradise.

>perfect climate
>right size settlement to be friendly little neighbourhood
>pacific beach
>distant mountains
>all kinds of cool wildlife: dolphins, seals, whales, penguins, etc
>first world amenities
>nearby cities to explore
>nearby wilderness to explore

This wouyld be my no.1 choice for emigration, and there's not much reason to stay in UK nowadays.

>>76556593
(from youtube comments)
I am a teacher so let this break this down for you. My year 7s and 8s didn't seem to have any problems understanding it.
Gender = How you identify. Male, female, non-binary, or otherwise. This is within the brain only and does not inherently determine your sex, gender expression or sexual orientation.
Sex = genitalia, hormones, chromosomes. If you have a non-traditional indeterminate mix of these, then you are intersex (about 1% of the population).
Sexual orientation = Who you are attracted to. Has nothing to do with your gender or sex.
Gender expression = How you express your gender (clothing, make-up, etc). What you wear and how you look does not immediately tell you whether someone is male or female or otherwise.

it's in the education system lads, we're fucked

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>be brit
>complain about weather
>"Hey man, get central air. It's so convenient."
>"Nah m8, that's a waste of dosh. It never gets that hot here"
>proceeds about how it's so UNUSUAL for it to be 25C+ for 3 months out of the year