the gfs
http://www.strawpoll.me/13298476
http://www.strawpoll.me/13298476
http://www.strawpoll.me/13298476
>>76552520
Hate how girls always do that slightly open mouth pose
Fucking sluts
anime
saw a swan earlier
>>76552505
>nice states
anon
It was far across the sea
When the devil got a hold of me
Could heem every single one of you malevolent little so-and-so's
who else in /brit/ still on spotify unlimited?
/unlimited/ master race
>>76552584
amazon music here
>>76552584
im on the 'seek
>>76552584
music he listens to is available on spotify
alri pleb maximus
made that swan stuff up earlier
>flatmate is unironically watching glastonberry on catchup
Cant fucking cope with these utter runts ffs
NEED to live alone
>>76552584
>paying for music
lmao desu
poo
Raining out
Irish weather
watching glastonbury on catchup just to annoy the dumb rorke flatmate
>>76552615
I can't believe you've done this
>>76552626
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?
People are not equal. They never will be. We reject equality in all its forms.
Right is right and left is wrong.
Hierarchy is basically a good idea.
Traditional sex roles are basically a good idea.
Libertarianism is retarded.
Democracy is irredeemably flawed and we need to do away with it
Simple as
>>76552626
glorious post
>>76552625
read three words I must admit but nay a pixel more
avocados taste so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Q6zZtthq4
>>76552649
autismoyank
>>76552652
funyank
>Massive cyber attack, which started in Ukraine, is spreading across the world.
democracy is the mature realisation that leaving power with one person or party is a terrible idea
>>76552552
I met some cows the other day. Was walking through a field tracking a fox that had taken one of our chickens and they all came over to me. It was pretty scary, cows could fuck you right up if they wanted. Was scary when I was walking forward and they were right behind me running towards me but luckily they didn't bother stomping me to death even though it was completely in their power.
Did you know cows are the most deadly (large) animals in Britain?
>>76552651
hello nerd
>>76552657
they dont though do they
they dont taste of anything
greasy, mushy, bland baby food for easily swayed social media runts
>>76552675
like hitler?
>>76552625
Is this from Elliots diary?
>>76552651
it'll be good watching you types die in gulags
why are there no good mmos lads
all of them are either
>p2w
>grindy
>0 skill pvp, depends on grinding for gear/skill points/builds
>look like ass
>nobody plays them
>>76552695
they do
with a little bit of lemon on them hmmmmm
>>76552695
This
Frenchie confirmed a trendy simpleton
Btfo
>>76552688
fascinating
*looks to the lad to my left*
*rolls eyes*
How's my blog doing today
>>76552549
I think it's because they reckon it goes more naturally with the cheek-sucking pose they all think looks normal
>>76552700
Yes
>>76552698
wtf I'm related to trump
>>76552675
corporatism is the future
We need to run the country like a company, advertise elected positions like normal jobs and put people on the board according to esteem and professional experience
the virgin audio device
i just have such a great dry, self-depreciating but at the same time open minded and laid back sense of humour, most of the posts i read here are terrible and lack any kind of introspection and seem thoroughly paranoid and reek of low empathy , pure autism, i am leagues ahead of all you desu in term of pure humanity
>>76552688
yeah nearly got trampled by some once
>>76552731
yeah fuck off go back to talking about fucking maisie williams or something
runt
>>76552672
>when girls find you attractive they would sleep a with a complete strangers who's covered in blood just to make you feel better
Unparalleled delusion
>>76552702
hello nerd
it's rained nearly every day for the past 6 weeks
very unusual for my area
this MUST have something to do with global warming
me and 2 of my mates used to go to the bathrooms after school and dry hump each other
in retrospect this was pretty gay
>>76552740
this but unironically
the less things are subject to politics the better
me on the left
>>76552688
Cows are terrifying, as a city boy they are even more terrifying
eliott rodger's manifesto would have been good if it wasnt so badly written and had elements about catholicism in it
Annnnnd the next girl to be shagged is!
>>76552702
ah yes
the impotent frustrated revenge fantasies of the perpetual slave
maybe sometime somewhere someone else will punish the oppressors and you can watch from the corner of the room masturbating furiously
>>76552778
Don't know what dry humping is despite hearing it referenced several times
Is it just bumming with no lube?
>>76552697
bum
hmm
>>76552790
This
Been charged off a bull once on a hike
Had to sprint to the fence
During that same week, I had a climactic meeting with Philip and Addison where my noxious feud
with Addison Altendorf reached a boiling point. We went on an outing to the Griffith Park Observatory,
as we usually did when we got together. This time, my arguments with Addison were very intense. I
tried to insult him as much as I could, in a petty attempt to get revenge at him for all the insults and
slights he dealt to me. We went back and forth at each other for the whole evening, to the chagrin of
poor Philip who had to put up with it. By the end of the night, Addison said something to me that was so
offensive it will haunt me forever, and it rang true: “No girl in this whole world will ever want to fuck
you.”
I already felt that no girl in the world wanted to fuck me. I was a kissless virgin after all. That was the
sole reason why I was suffering. But to hear it come from someone else, someone like Addison, really
caused it to sink into core of my mentality and emotions.
That whole night made for a very vile and wicked experience. I decided not to see Philip and Addison
for a long time.
>>76552821
is google broken?
no it fucking isn't since captcha is working
>>76552821
its like where you hump each other but with your clothes on
>>76552778
thats well gay
>happy to go long periods of not replying to my messages when she's busy with her friends
>gets pissy when i don't reply straight back once she's bored and wants my attention
dumbass bitch, fuck off
>>76552818
you get the wall.
>>76552824
the second coming can't come any sooner
>>76552852
>dumbass
Fuck off yank
Hate these Gala bingo adverts in The Chase desu
>>76552852
FOYNT
>>76552824
The day of the rope had better be soon
>>76552824
slayy
>>76552824
every church should be burnt and all christians imprisoned
>>76552874
they're dire they couldn't even get a decent chaser to do them
>>76552814
>party on saturday
>hungover on monday
>you are free for meet me
where'd you find this one? as thick as two small planks I reckon
>>76552825
You're supposed to just stand still. They'll stop before they hit you because they think 'ah shit this guy must be fucking nails'
>>76552874
Pointless master race
>>76552837
Sounds fun 2bh
Regret not having done anything bent when I was younger
>>76552852
flip off normaloid
every fedora shop should be burnt and all atheists imprisoned
>>76552814
did you seriously ask how her weekend was you boring cunt
>>76552905
She's foreign living in England for a while. Might be Italian actually, I'm going to enrich your women folk
day of the clamp soon
>watching game shows
third eye vaporised
>girl I like posts a picture of her bf
>he's shorter and prettier than her
want to shag him now, not her
i just have such a great dry, self-depreciating but at the same time open minded and laid back sense of humour, most of the posts i read here are terrible and lack any kind of introspection and seem thoroughly paranoid and reek of low empathy , pure autism, i am leagues ahead of all you desu in term of pure humanity
>>76552937
really rate this image
Please clap
.
Why do straight Essex men do this to themselves? How is it not a giant turn off for Essex women to have men looking like plastic barbies?
>>76552626
Underrated post
walking past the vape shop anyone want anything?
going somewhere with a mate
he's bringing another mate too
hate meeting new people simple as
>>76552981
:3 yum!
>i just have such a great dry, self-depreciating but at the same time open minded and laid back sense of humour, most of the posts i read here are terrible and lack any kind of introspection and seem thoroughly paranoid and reek of low empathy , pure autism, i am leagues ahead of all you desu in term of pure humanity
Has any Prime Minister fucked up as big as May?
>>76552981
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>The [Russian] diplomats, widely assumed to be intelligence operatives, would eventually turn up in odd places, often in middle-of-nowhere USA. One was found on a beach, nowhere near where he was supposed to be. In one particularly bizarre case, relayed by a U.S. intelligence official, another turned up wandering around in the middle of the desert. Interestingly, both seemed to be lingering where underground fiber-optic cables tend to run.
hmm odd
every anime shop should be protected and all 2d girls exalted
>>76552993
Bet they'll be taking the piss out of you behind your back
>>76553011
whichever one made our immigration go from 10k to 300k
Keep posting Elliot material it's fascinating
>>76552973
why is this polyp relevant
why do people care what he thinks
Praying for eth to tank to $180
>>76553028
They intended to do that though
>>76552934
I'm english buddy
too many qts here desu
>>76552993
cucked
>>76552993
Going to go hump each other in the toilets?
>>76552973
>preach to a load of drugged up shitbag teenagers and upper-middle class middle-age imps
>cusp of power
*Rey Mysterios mummy for ingesting my scotch egg*
>>76552973
>cusp
oh fuck off
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5816682/
what cheeky flutters you got on at the minute lads?
>>76553064
you already posted this one
>>76552973
October 2017 revolution is coming boys
>>76553108
>>76553108
>>76553112
Holy shit, can't believe an actual person wrote this with no hint of irony
>>76553113
mentioned
What are the odds of Froome winning Le Tour?
why do no one wants to make a revolution
like for serious?
>>76553108
wow Iceland go to the south pole first
Any leftypol man in
What age are you going to get married at?
>>76553142
11/8 on ladbrokes atm
worth putting a tenner on if you're confident in him tbf
>>76553162
35 if i'm lucky
>>76553162
never
>>76553162
23 assuming my date with the jewish girl goes well on thursday
>>76553162
Hopefully 24, have my first kid at 25
WTF
>>76552549
i do that all the time haha
does that make me a slut
>>76553162
never
>>76553162
Never
>>76553167
>i am so rich and sophisticated
>we stayed at the Holiday Inn
>>76553162
married at 24 desu
>>76553035
good post
>>76553162
im gay and going to expatriate to China soon
so i wont be able to
>>76553202
Bender
>>76553064
>splashed him with orange juice for fucking a white grill
Elliot was the saviour of the white race
>>76553158
Me on the right
every dumb student with trotskist views talk about overthrowing the current system with a revolution yet when you ask them if they want to obtain guns or handmade bomb they look at you like you're mentally ill
revolution isnt made with sit ins
>expatriate
>>76553202
hello mong
>>76553272
Post the bit where he describes listening to his sister being fucked
On the morning of the first day, I donned my fabulous Armani Exchange shirt and put on my new
Gucci sunglasses that my mother gave me. I admired myself in the mirror for a few moments, and began
to feel a surge of enthusiasm. I wanted everyone to see me looking like that. I was hopeful that some
girls would admire me. I said to myself that there was no way I could possibly have trouble with getting
girls now. I stopped by at Starbucks to buy a latte and set off for my college with the confidence that I
would appear as a superior gentleman to all of the students there. I was a superior gentleman. That was
what I was born to be, and it was now time to show it to the world.
>>76553167
Hope no one feels sorry for this odious little ballbag
>>76553272
wonder if this is actually true or if he lied about stuff to justify his warped views
never been asked directly if i was a virgin as small talk before, let alone ny someone ive only known for 2 days
is it an american thing?
torrenting is literally communism
if Eliott Rodgers wasn't literally insane I'm sure he would have had no problem porking the occasional slag
or at least harpooned a whale
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642786/Mortgage-worker-35-watched-leg-EXPLODE-crash.html
what the hell is wrong with your underclass?
>>76553202
faggot
>>76553368
everything
>>76553320
lmfaaaaao
I'm an adult born again virgin and even I'm not this nuts
Did elliot have any opinions on homosexuals?
Very curious
>>76553307
missed potential, this would have been a great novel if done right
>>76553162
probably never
not in some loser western country at least where the law will fuck me
dont give a flying fuck about elliot rodger fuck off
why do people intent on doing bad instinctively lower and growl their voice?
>>76552520
look not good to me
What's the most virgin meal to order?
drunk again, absolute lad i am
very interesting that dowry requires the father of the bride to give a material supplement
particularly when you look at the situation in occident hmm...
>>76553464
chicken and chips
>>76553419
>How dare they reject a magnificent gentleman like me!
this cant be real
how does one skip from this kind of teenage angst to shooting up the place
>>76553461
good lad
>>76553284
see>>76552818
they are political cuckolds
waheyyyyyyyyy
>>76553464
kebab shop pizza
>>76553419
>girl would see the video and contact me to give me a chance to go on
>a date.
lol who the hell would do this
>>76553513
fat one
I really wish gays would just shut the fuck up. I don't give a shit if you're gay. Why must your entire personality be nothing but "lol I'm gay"
get fucked dickhead
trying to think if my getting drunk alone and listening to pavement has always been a product of my own loneliness and loserdom or if it's just something i would have always done anyway, desu thinking about it there's been plenty of times when socializing just didnt appeal to me, and ive socialized lots and it never really led to anything i would consider meaningful so i just dont really care, i just don't think i'm not that into socialising for the sake of socializing. sad!
i guess being richer in social demand would have helped the problem, but i don't think it would have eradicated it completely, i'm just a loose cannon simple as
You're in the club with your gf and this guy splashes a glass of wine in her face
What do?
get cancer
>>76553202
CUTE
U
T
E
>>76553555
#NotAllTerrorists
am israel hai lads
am israel hai
get fucked you fucking dickhead fucks
>>76553579
tell him to get cancer
>>76553549
Rasheed
>>76553594
hai israel :~)
>>76553464
happy meal
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4643008/Man-struck-Reading-bus-heading-pub.html
what the fuck hahaha
>dog fell off sofa and hit his head on the floor
>now he's shaking and walking sideways/falling over
UUH LADS???
it was funny at first now I'm concerned
Why do all gays sound the same?
>>76553639
hate buses
LOVE pints
simple as
>>76553654
It's called a sociolect
>>76552584
https://redacted.ch
git gud
>>76553649
*hands you the shovel*
>>76553639
>He is seen sliding across pavement before getting up and walking into pub
hate buses love pints simple as
>>76553649
take him to the vet you cunt
>>76553679
pls no
>have a chad father
>chad dad socializes his child into believing theyre some kind of chad aristocrat like he was
>making one critical mistake
>forgetting you bred with a chinese woman and produced an identity-less, predestined beta child
>>76553701
elliot's dad was not a chad
Why di Elliot hate mixed couple so much, esp. when he was only halfwhite himself?
Did Elliot hate mixedrace gay couples?
Did Elliot hate gays generally?
>>76553701
In his manifesto he keeps going on about the prestige of his family and how he's descended from aristocracy
It's really bizarre
>>76553561
>>76553584
>>76553595
upsetting posts
do not read them
>americans
>aristocracy
ahh yes, hmm yes yes, oh yes? yes
>>76553645
>My whole life depended on
>my success in Santa Barbara.
lol
think I have really shit posture most of the time but don't realise it
>>76553732
not surprising, the upper class and the rich are arrogant cunts who see themselves as born to rule
Elliot Rodger literally did nothing wrong and if you disagree you should go back to plebbit
>>76553752
Who are the Kennedys
making fajitas for tea tonight lads
>>76553771
chip on the shoulder: the post
>>76553728
says who? his dad was kind of rich and a movie director with many well connected friends. being tall and white already, thats all he needed to massively amplify his looks.
>>76553732
his dads dad is a famous photographer and was a member of the peerage yes?
>>76553787
dunno
Can't dodge the Rodge
>>76553787
the who?
haven't used a computer or laptop in a month and it feels really weird being on one now
>>76553787
>started as farmers
not eligible
>>76553804
>dads dad
i think there's a word for this...
ah yes
grandfather you fuckwit
>>76553802
yes? anyone who doesn't is a submissive runt who can die alongside their masters
>>76553752
he meant british aristocracy
>>76553804
>his dads dad is a famous photographer and was a member of the peerage yes?
No and no. Elliot was a deluded muh heritage LARPer
Shadilay brothers. This is the best timeline. Maga 2020. Awoo if you agree
>>76553729
his own sense of entitlement
>>76553837
FONT
>>76553868
nah my laptop broke
>>76553855
epic post my friend
#Winning haha
>>76553729
he hated himself so he hated what producted himself and his peers, mixed couples
>>76553853
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Rodger
why are holidays so expensive
Phil 4:6: Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.
>>76553793
https://twitter.com/y_eocn/status/878735508976926720
>>76553905
they aren't
being rich doesn't make you a Chad
>>76553905
spent 3 days in belfast a few weeks ago and it cost me less than £100 in total, including a night out, lodging and travel
>>76553924
lol she seems fun
>>76553903
Nowhere does it say he's a peer. These things are rigidly codified by law and you can't just claim them
>>76553940
pengest is the one in the middle
>>76553960
hello bender
but you're right really want to grind my face in this abs
>>76553940
one on the right is ugly
one on the left is only slightly attractive
the middle one is peng though
the cheerleader effect strikes again
making runt slop lads
pound of ground hamburger
pound of penne
jar of sauce
bit of whole milk
dinner for 3 days for €6
>When you realise that the reason Americans love hot dogs and burgers so much is because most of them are ethnically German
>>76553940
their life is far removed from mine as mine is from a starving african child
How did Elliot fuck up his Day of Retribution so badly?
>>76553958
peter molyneux's video on the rodge claimed that his family was formerly in the peerage but lost their money in the great depression
quite literally do not have any mates
regards, Billy
>>76553999
your taste is fucking atrocious
Project CARS any good lads?
>>76554016
>watching molyneux
Fucking retard
>>76553977
not bent just admire his physique and looks
>>76554007
>first world western nations with plentiful literally everything
new airport in beijing is mad ting
6 runways
>>76554015
tiny wristed manlet
>>76552520
Aisha is genuinely a good looking girl (even if she doesn't have much of a body), but damn, she has such an obnoxious personality.
If she conducts herself IRL in a similar manner to how she does online I don't know how anyone could stand to be in her company for more than five minutes.
>>76554051
not bent either just need him to stretch the old sphincter if you know what I mean
quite literally do not have any plates
regards, Daddy
>>76554016
Being a peer is not linked to having money. There are peers who live in tiny flats and work as binmen just because their great great great grandfathers did a favour for George III
>>76553202
>>76554078
nah dont want that
would love to touch him many ways though
and kiss him
>>76554090
ahahaha i guess that does kinda make me a slut
:x
if i died nobody would notice
>>76554101
honestly think that's more gay than what I suggested
*slut-shames*
>>76554090
the virgin physique
>>76554125
i would :3
>BBC News
>Sikhn couple denied the adoption of a white child based on their cultural ethnicity
>The law states that foster parents should hold the same cultural and religious background of the child
>The couple says we were denied our right to parent just because of our skin colour
No you weren't you fucking race card pulling opportunists, you were denied the child because he's white British, and you dance around with Scimitars at peoples weddings, wear towels on your heads, grow all your hair out, wear pyjamas outdoors and pray regularly to a bunch of elephant people. You're religious nutters. If you want to adopt a white British child, be British. If not, adopt a Sikh child init. Absolutely fuck all to do with the colour of their skin and everything to do with their nonsensical third world religion that has no place in modern society
>>76554142
according to the bible what makes homosexuality is anal sex
so fuck off bender ok
Not surprised that one of this general's main Marxists is a major promiscuous faggot.
thinking about this bi lad i like
like in uni we could've watched hp3, smoked weed, and drank wine together... and held hands and ma
ybe him putting his head on my shoulder hnnnng
>>76554151
you lads would miss my gimmicks
Why do Deanos watch Sky news instead of BBC?
not surprised that all of this general's autists are yanks
>>76554201
novelty
comes with the subscription
>>76554175
nah I'm just seeking sexual gratification whereas you wanna like kiss him and stuff, basically love another man
that's gay
>>76554148
ive actually had a lot of sex
though i havent actually ever put my dick in someone else so idk if that counts?
>>76554189
>one of
all of them are mentally disabled benders who dress in womens clothes
>>76554201
it's next to sky sport on the guide
only benders post about chad
is kpop posting still a thing?
>lots of sex
>only bottomed
revolting creature
jef buckley desu
no, it's not
https://twitter.com/Ata_Memz/status/876185607738937345
>On January 15, 2014, Rodger accused his roommate Cheng Yuan Hong of stealing his candles; he performed a citizen's arrest and called 9-1-1. Hong was charged with petty theft and pleaded guilty to the charge.[79][80] Hong was one of Rodger's stabbing victims.[6]
lol
oh come on harry
the ministry doesnt send people to azkaban for blowing up their aunts
>>76554218
love isnt gay
love goes past heterosexuality/homosexuality
whats gay is anal sex
>>76554259
not me
literally (figuratively) exhausted from body weight squats
what happened to me lads