/brit/

imagine thinking that the 9000 other gods are fictional but your particular one isn't.

what kind of idiocy is that

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literally me

@303

nice fedora bait

>>76549303
t. child who fundamentally misunderstands the purpose of religion in ones personal philosophy

I'm a nonce lads.

>>76549303
>what kind of idiocy is that
The atheist kind

>>76549366
do you mean the gay type of nonce
or the paedo type of nonce

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg0iwjUUHDw

Get a shovel, or an axe! Or some tool for dislodging tiles!

What makes the engine of creation work? Not physics! But extatics makes the engine run!

>>76549352
>worship a false idol
>who wants to replace Christianity with Islam
>have the nerve to call yourself a Christian
>call yourself holy
>call yourself morally superior to anything let alone other Christian denominations

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love corbyn
love pints
hate tories
simple as

>>76549313
where does the surname start and the first name end

>>76549388
stop being a goat shagger m8

>>76549402
>thatcher

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>>76549260
As they approach me, so I receive them. All paths, Arjuna, lead to me.
Behold, Arjuna, a million divine forms, with an infinite variety of color and shape. Behold the gods of the natural world, and many more wonders never revealed before. Behold the entire cosmos turning within my body, and the other things you desire to see.

I am the beginning, middle, and end of creation.

>>76549402
>not tilting the glass

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>>76549421
WE

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anime

>>76549431
he hasnt docked it yet you muppet
its an action shot

i lingered round them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among the heath and hare-bells; listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass; and wondered how anyone could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth

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>mary

lmao, personality types are complete bullshit.

>>76549484

INTP master race

a reminder that facts don't care about your feelings

Watching Back to the Future. After that, I will watch Back to the Future II followed by Quadrophenia - don't anybody DARE try and stop me

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If you don't agree with 100% of what I say, you're a bigoted piece of shite.

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>>76549469
good post

Ah yes, billions of people who have believed in a God, including tens of thousands of philosophers, scholars, thinkers, theologians, are absolute retards.

Me? I'm smarter than all of them, because I'm an atheist. God's not real dummies.

>>76549484
Mary was a complete autist

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>tfw no southern yank GF to go square dancing, horse riding and wear ten gallon hats with

>>76549484
>INFP
>Mary

screeching

>>76549465
why are you linking me the ethymology of the word "rainbow" for european countries?

most intelligent human of all time?

Isaac Newton. also was a devout Christian.

>>76549541
Women can't be autistic.

>>76549313
can i get a american drivers licence if i'm not american

they're very pretty

>>76549554
i want an alaskan or mid-western sarah palin-tier gf

I miss the bucharest metro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJO-DDnTLuc

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>>76549303
Those who worship other gods with faith and devotion also worship me, Arjuna, even if they do not observe the usual forms. I am the object of all worship, its enjoyer and Lord.

Jungian personality types have about as much scientific merit as horoscopes and astrology

The only thing on those gay personality tests that matters is E or I. If you aren't E you aren't masterrace. End of story.

t. INTP

>>76549572

yes they can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC4GoTE2zD8&feature=youtu.be&a

moth just landed on the curtain aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>>76549569
cause it says the other latin words from which it came from dumb wallachian

>>76549580
thats a fucking great fort

>>76549597
t. ESTJ

Need a new sitcom to watch

Any recommendations

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are deano holidays like maguluf and ibiza actually good for pulling slags even if your not a normie?

>>76549644
No

>>76549574
yes
my parents did that when they lived there

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I am like GOD and GOD like me.
I am as Large as God, He is as small as I.
He cannot above me, nor I beneath him BE.

>>76549612
>looking directly at the camera

sorry sweety, women can be ugly or obnoxious, never autistic

>>76549644
it's not magic soil is it

>>76549644
You have to be the same level of normie as you have to be to pull slags at home

>>76549644
CHEBS
H
E
B
S

>>76549303
Erm sweetie it's called faith okay, you wouldn't understand it's a [my denomination] thing

>>76549484
theyre pretty reproducible, certain responses to certain situations correspond to a certain personality type, so well-documented historical figures can have their MBTI worked out.

>>76549644
would very much like those girls to sit on my face

i dont know about you but i certainly dont plan on dying
have fun in eternal darkness and silence losers lmao

>>76549597
this is stupid because those rely on arbitrary birth months while MBTI does have an element of choice. At the very least it reflects more about how you think than what year you were born in, even if they don't actually align with what they purport to represent.

>>76549665
funny post

My first week turned out to be very unpleasant, leaving a horrific first impression of my new life in
Santa Barbara. My two housemates were nice, but they kept inviting over this friend of theirs named
Chance. He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a
vile incident occurred between me and him. I was eating a meal in the kitchen when he came over and
started bragging to my housemates about his success with girls. I couldn’t stand it, so I proceeded to ask
them all if they were virgins. They all looked at me weirdly and said that they had lost their virginity long
ago. I felt so inferior, as it reminded me of how much I have missed out in life. And then this black boy
named Chance said that he lost his virginity when he was only thirteen! In addition, he said that the girl
he lost his virginity to was a blonde white girl! I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my
orange juice. I indignantly told him that I did not believe him, and then I went to my room to cry. I cried
and cried and cried, and then I called my mother and cried to her on the phone.

imagine being allergic to something

god I'd be so depressed if I had defective shitty genes

Most intelligent man of all time? Sargon of Akkad (a devout Atheist and GamerGater)

Makes you think...

>>76549694
yeah but how would anyone know if mary would rather attend a party or read a book in a library

How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am
half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it
more. I tried not to believe his foul words, but they were already said, and it was hard to erase from my
mind. If this is actually true, if this ugly black filth was able to have sex with a blonde white girl at the age
of thirteen while I’ve had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female
gender is. They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject ME? The injustice!

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>>76549730
heretic

>>76549694
the thing you don't understand is that they are listed as XXXX because they make certain choices not make certain choices because they are XXXX. u catch my drift bic boi?
MBTI is basically like this
>Do u like going out.
>No.
>Well then ur type that doesn't like going out.
No shit nigga.

Gonna spray a load of aerosol on a towel and wrap it round my dome, gorillaz has some good stuff to trip to

https://youtu.be/GzJGWAfmBco

>>76549554
>>76549577
this, ideally ginger with pig tails and dungerees. if somebody as a pic of such a thing I will gratefully reward them with chebs

I wish I was Tony Abbot

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>>76549665
Me and my God

gorillaz is shit

>>76549554
got me a southern yank wife 2bh

hate horses tho

Females truly have something mentally wrong with them. Their minds are flawed, and at this point in
my life I was beginning to see it. The more I explored my college town of Isla Vista, the more
ridiculousness I witnessed. All of the hot, beautiful girls walked around with obnoxious, tough jock-type
men who partied all the time and acted crazy. They should be going for intelligent gentlemen such as
myself. Women are sexually attracted to the wrong type of man. This is a major flaw in the very
foundation of humanity. It is completely and utterly wrong, in every sense of the word. As these truths
fully dawned on me, I became deeply disturbed by them. Deeply disturbed, offended, and traumatized.

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>INTJ

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>>76549731
RIP Mr Rodgers

>>76549644
what kind of normie we talking it
full fledged or bizarro?

>>76549800
What's a bizarro normie?

As an ENTJ, you're all being a bit silly xx

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>>76549795
>and musician

>>76549795
>INTJ
>kev from 3 doors down who stacks shelves in tesco and everyone thinks is a paedo

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The ocean has waves but is not particularly disturbed by them, the waves are the very nature of the ocean.
Waves will rise, but where do they go?
back into the ocean

>>76549795
>murderer, arsonist and musician
this is what i want on my tombstone

alri

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>>76549773
From what anime this is from?

Before life on earth becomes finally merely impossible, it will, for a long time before, become completely unbearable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ6H2XbXBME

You do not advance! You only trample!
There is no Zion safe where you are!

After I left the campus I drove around downtown Santa Barbara to explore new areas. I went up and
down State Street, the main common area of the city where everyone frequents.
Countless restaurants and shops lined a magnificently designed street with wide walkways. It was
absolutely beautiful… a true paradise, for those who were thriving there. I can only imagine how
heavenly it would be to walk with a beautiful girlfriend down that street. My life would be complete if I
get to do that. It would be the epitome of gratifying perfection. To have a beautiful blonde girl by my
side, to feel her hand clasping my own as we walk everywhere together, to feel her love! That is what I
want in life. Instead, I had to watch other men experience my idea of heaven while I rot in bitter
loneliness.

>>76549773
this is degenerate

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>>76549795
ted did nothing wrong

>>76549303
>I'll do a Ricky Gervais post to prove atheism is right

>>76549833
fug you, we are the movers and shakers :DDDDDDDD

And there were a lot of young couples on State Street. The whole area was full of young people
enjoying their pleasurable little lives. I saw groups of good looking popular boys and girls gleefully
walking together. It reminded me of that fateful night, years ago, when I walked through the Calabasas
Commons and saw the same thing. And there I was, over two years later, still in the exact same position.
It was very hard to deal with. I quickly drove back to my apartment and cried to myself, soaking my
pillow in the tears of my agony.
So far, Santa Barbara was not working. I dreaded how horrible it would be to continue suffering my
miserable, lonely, celibate life in such a beautiful city where everyone else experienced the pleasures of
sex and love. That would be the darkest hell. And that was exactly what was in store for me.

Taxation is theft.

>>76549837
liquid form is the most depraved mating and meta-universe life ever

>>76549401
>Christ is a false idol
>who wants to replace Christianity with Islam
Oh dear. Someone's disabled.


Hint: It's you

>London estate agents insist market is ‘booming’ after woman pays £1bn for house on Downing Street


loool

who full fledged normie here
who bizarro normie here

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How could an inferior, ugly orc boy be able to get an Altmer girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am
half Chimer myself. I am descended from Aedric divinity. He is descended from heretics. I deserve it
more. I tried not to believe his foul words, but they were already said, and it was hard to erase from my
mind. If this is actually true, if this ugly Orcish filth was able to have sex with a blonde Altmer girl at the age
of thirteen while I’ve had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female
gender is. They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject A GOD? The injustice!

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>>76549852
Don't be like that /pol/ xoxo

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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Jer 29:11: For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

learning about full wave rectifiers
good craic

>>76549886
Alri Francis

>>76549914
Not really lad, just the opposite in fact

theft is taxation

Literally everything about me is virgin-esque but it's hard to change when I've been like this so long

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>>76549914

kys

>>76549841
Ikaru no Komagatake

Business idea: buy land UNDER London

>>76549795
Ted Kacysinksi is a top bloke + a genius who did NOTHING wrong

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Erm lads? LADS!?!?!?

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Rom 12:2: Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

>>76549932
Alri destroyer of Western Civilisation

had sex last night and this morning lads

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>>76549950
based black man!!!

don't care mate x

too mentally ill to function normally tbqh

>>76549970
Stepdad still abusing you?

>>76549924
whats it like living in hong kong then
did you learn cantonese or summat?

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>had sex last night and this morning lads

>>76549753
are you making a philosophical argument? whats the functional difference between
>usually doing X because you're Y
vs
>usually doing X therefore you're Y
either way you usually do X, which is what the model says

>>76549964
Funny isn't it?

>>76549964
NASTY tories BTFO

My father drove up to Santa Barbara to meet me a few days later. The two of us went to have lunch
at a restaurant in the Camino Real Marketplace, an area that I often frequented. When we sat down at
our table, I saw a young couple sitting a few tables down the row. The sight of them enraged me to no
end, especially because it was a dark-skinned Mexican guy dating a hot blonde white girl. I regarded it as
a great insult to my dignity. How could an inferior Mexican guy be able to date a white blonde girl, while
I was still suffering as a lonely virgin? I was ashamed to be in such an inferior position in front my father.
When I saw the two of them kissing, I could barely contain my rage. I stood up in anger, and I was about
to walk up to them and pour my glass of soda all over their heads. I probably would have, if father
wasn’t there. I was seething with envious rage, and my father was there to watch it all. It was so
humiliating. I wasn’t the son I wanted to present to my father. I should be the one with the hot blonde
girl, making my father proud. Instead, my father had to watch me suffer in a pathetic position. Life is so
cruel to me. When I said my farewell to father before he drove home, I felt absolutely miserable. I then
went back to my room and sulked for hours.

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>>76549795

>>76549969
>Protestants are destroying western civilisation
>worships a bald brazillian twat in rome who kisses niggers and brings in refugees while denouncing every and all right wing movement in Europe a political power play that has never been seen before in modern Christianity

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>>76549964
Tories just know the secrets of Feng Shui unlike insidious Labour

Walter Mitty BTFO

http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5337033

>>76550008
was it gay sex? haha

>>76550004
learnt how to say hello, thank you and the numbers which is enough to get by. I've met people who've lived here for years and speak even less canto than me. I've only been here for two weeks and i love it

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might do this desu

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>>76549875

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NOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo!

>>76549970
she must have been in heaven from 11:59pm to 00:01am

Another incident happened on the following day, near the same location. I went to the Starbucks at
the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat
down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a
young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an
obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they
were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and
tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I
followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran
away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I
drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my
tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful
gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was
still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I
was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and
mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering.

>>76550034
>protestant
>doesn't know what "worship" means
Yup, sounds about right.

>>76550058
why

>>76549950
>what is your fair share of what someone else has worked for?
Zero, which is why the exploitative bourgeois class which does no work should be eliminated. :^)

>>76550049
which area you living in lad?
whats the rent like?

>>76549908

seriously considering joining an esoteric masculinity-worshipping Cult of Elliot

Has anyone read the Master of Ballantrae?

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Josh 1:9: Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.

>>76549964
>GIVE MONEY TO ONE OF THE POOREST REGIONS IN EUROPE?
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! I NEED THAT MONEY FOR MY ARTS DEGREE AND THEN THE BENEFITS I'LL BE GETTING AFTER I REALISE ARTS DEGREES DON'T GET YOU A JOB

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>>76550094
watched Threads yesterday

>>76550100
Doxxable info but im studying at one of the unis for summer and rent is free. I met a girl who lives in Wan Chai (very central) in a bedsit and she pays something like 140 quid per month

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Isa 40:31: but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

>>76549914
dont think so, up until the industrial revolution 80% of all people were farmers, think how dreery and meaningless your life is now and imagine it back then were every day is the same and you starve if you dont work.

Without the industrial revolution we wouldnt even have the option of wasting our lives doing fuck all, its actually a privilege historically speaking

>>76550089
>Catholics actually think they don't worship the pope

One time, as I was walking across the huge bridge that connected the two campuses, I passed
by a girl I thought was pretty and said “Hi” as we neared each other. She kept on walking and didn’t
even have the grace to respond to me. How dare she! That foul bitch. I felt so humiliated that I went to
one of the school bathrooms, locked myself in a toilet stall, and cried for an hour.

Getting pissed lads not gonna lie

Doing a tour of beer places in Madrid

>>76550130
how does it feel to know you're an irrelevance to great britain as a whole, taig?

>>76549950
>
and yet factory owners are entitled to 90% of the profit made by 100% of the workers' labour
hmm

>>76550144
>Heart attack - the meal

>>76550144
looks shit

On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside
Domino’s, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one
of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and
blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so
inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely
misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar
that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and
when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It
was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back
against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.

wish I knew more about my ancestry

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1 Cor 10:13: No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.

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just lift and be confident bro

>>76550144
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>>76550144
grim

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Once I reach Del Playa Street, I will dump the bag of severed heads I had saved from my previous
victims, proclaiming to everyone how much I’ve made them all suffer. Once they see all of their friend’s
heads roll onto the street, everyone will fear me as the powerful god I am. I will then start massacring
everyone on Del Playa Street. I will pull up next to a house party and fire bullets at everyone partying on
the front yard. I will specifically target the good looking people, and all of the couples. After I have
destroyed a house party, I will continue down Del Playa, destroying everything and everyone. When I
see the first police car come to their rescue, I will drive away as fast as I can, shooting and ramming
anyone in my path until I find a suitable place to finally end my life.

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Charli posted on fb

>>76550141
I'd love to live in HK for the long haul but I don't think I have any skills which would allow me to immigrate and get a work permit

imagine building an entire ideology based on your brainlet misunderstanding of basic economics and finance

>>76550141
wow thats so cool
thats literally my plan in 2 years time

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2 Cor 12:9: But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me.

>spend £200 on getting ingrown toenail on one big toe removed
>6 weeks later
>other big toe now ingrown

REALLY don't want to fork out another £200

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RBS strong in romania.

watching the latest joe rogan with sargon. joe keeps saying that sargon is relatively unknown and most viewers dont know him or any of the other bullshit he gets involved with e.g. anita sarkeesian

is he right or just out of touch?

>>76550169
I have no idea why you're under the impression that I want to be relevant to Britain. Especially while calling me a taig. Baffling post, in truth.

>>76550158
Protestants have always confused veneration and worship. I've always chalked it up to the whole "you'd have to be mentally disabled to believe the words of a man born 1400 years after Christ rather than a direct disciple of Christ".

Lads do you wear jeans or shorts to the airport when you go on holiday?

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>>76550212
Yeah I'd hate to be Macron right now
http://digamo.free.fr/keen2011.pdf

>>76550206
she's from Cambridge

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Rom 10:9: That if you confess with your mouth, “JESUS IS LORD,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

>>76550237
eastern europe does a lot of back office work these days

>>76549795
master race

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lets be truly neutral and unbiased here: rage comics are funny

>>76550229
Can't you get it on NHS

>>76550229
Go to the fucking NHS

Corbyn needs to town down the use of FOR THE MANY. It will become Strong and Stable tier soon

>>76550211
I forgot why you're in Vietnam
Holiday or work?

>>76550245
>Actually believes this

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Acts 2:38: Peter replied, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.

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>>76550212

>>76550211
get some skills then la
>>76550213
strongly recommend it, when i graduate i will be trying to move here

>>76550282
>>76550277
went to my GP for the first one and he said that the NHS doesn't cover it

>>76550229
just cut a notch in the centre of your nail and carefully lift the sides out you dumb homosexual twat

>>76550270
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiptY-Yqd7UAhXLCcAKHZBJDAMQqQIIIygAMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.romania-insider.com%2Famazon-rent-10000-sqm-northern-bucharest%2F&usg=AFQjCNEKQ1jo6ITf07ZAiTSCHK5TrX9JZA
Just when I thought Romania was getting a .ro domain.

>>76550182
He really liked throwing drinks at people

>>76550302
how much do you spend on food, transport, socialising ect?

I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my
sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past,
but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican
named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He
seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited
him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my
mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother,
and she didn’t even realize it.
I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one
day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina
through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my
sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me
of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My
sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger
age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive
a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.

>>76550304
FUCKING MAY PRIVATISING THE NHS

>>76550331
'n't

>>76550297
>actually believes the words of an autistic german over a direct disciple of Christ

>>76550300
>neovagina
quite like this word

>>76550289
work except I'm not working

>>76550300
that reminds me of that episode of Only Fools & Horses when Rodney wanted to cut his cock off into a fanny and Del didn't let him

>>76550300
ah yes the so-called feminine penis

https://youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE

kek, fake news folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2bVGi0ReE
>tfw another recession is coming and it's gonna be hell because neoliberals will never listen.

>>76550304
Tell them you're gay and it is affecting your sex life. Seriously it worked for a mate of mine who got surgery on his tongue, the little kinda flap under it you can feel was too tight/stiff and his tongue mobility was shit and the NHS didn't cover getting rid of it. Said it was stopping him sucking cock and they did it.

>>76550229
>>76550313
>>76550304
When I get ingrown toenails I just get a pair of pliers and pull it out

going to the doctors is unnecessary

>>76550300
A truly feminine penis

>>76550373
no you fucking don't

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLDFiQM-l8

>>76550302
are there still any remnants of the empire over there?
how are the natives views to the British and the colonial years?

>>76550393
Yes I do?

It's not even that painful

I get ingrown nails all the time as I constantly pick my toes

Make sure you pull out the 'root'

got an ingrown toenail so i just severed my toe you pansies should do the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcPFRKqTD9I

quite like this choon

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Imagine having a penis under 7 inches

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looooool so true

>>76550369
What do I tell them, I like sticking my toes up bums and it hurts too much to shove it up there?

I could just say it makes it really hard to walk which is a stretch of the truth

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>>76550300
>neovagina

accidentally nipped myself when filing my toenails so I just took off my foot you pansies should do the same

>>76550276
The ones from 4chan were. The one you posted is clearly from 9gag or reddit.

>>76550425
fucking normies

>>76550425
I use the :P one much more frequently

>>76550329
transport is ridiculously cheap (put a tenner on your octopus card and you can travel around for a long time, bus journeys rarely cost more than 70p). Food is pretty much the same price as the UK and as for socialising theres kind of a weird dynamic with drink prices. Cos of the climate, all the clubs are open-front. The drinks in the clubs are really expensive, but there are loads of 7-11 stores in the clubbing districts, so you pop into the shop, get a drink and drink it on the street, then head inside to dance or whatever. Overall it works out a bit cheaper than in the UK

>>76550425
brainlet: :joy:
me, an intellectual: :thinking:

just performed open heart surgery on myself because I'm proper 'ard init?

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In hindsight someone should have really hired a prostitute to pretend to be into him and then fuck him

it should go without saying but you should not tear out your toenail. sometimes people lie on the internet to trick people into hurting themselves.

>>76550422
It's ok. Imagine being honest.

>>76550403
not him
but from what i understand the preferences go

Remaining a Special Zone of China
Being independent
Being a British colony
Being absorbed into mainland china

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>>76550477


Rom 8:39: neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

>not having all your toenails removed at birth to prevent ever getting ingrown toenails
t. yank

The virgin shoes have arrived

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the circa 2008 indie bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmiRWwAXexY

>>76550491
Then why don't I feel that love mate? If nothing in creation can separate me from it and I don't feel it the only answer must be it doesn't exist.

*grips you*
What did you just bloody say?

>>76550403
double decker buses, people drive on the left, three prong plugs.
Most of the people i've met were too young to remember being part of the empire, and old people have reacted pretty neutrally to me (no one has given me shit or given me praise for being british)

>>76550461
loool Kantbot with the top tier content

>>76550300
>neovagina
imagine you finally get a fit bird into bed and when you pull her knickers down there's a big neon pink and blue diamond between her legs blaring synthwave at you every time you touch it

In the midst of my suffering, I have been able to see the world much clearer than others. I have vision
that other people lack. Through my suffering, I have been able to see just how twisted and wrong this
world really is. The current state of humanity is what makes it wrong. I look at the human race and I see
only vileness and depravity, all because of an act known as… sexuality…
Sex is by far the most evil concept in existence. The fact that life itself exists through sex just proves
that life is flawed. The act of sex gives human beings a tremendous amount of pleasure. Pleasure they
don’t deserve. No one deserves to experience so much pleasure, especially since some humans get to
experience it while some are denied it. When a man has sex with a beautiful woman, he probably feels
like he is in heaven. But the world is not supposed to be heaven. For some humans to actually be able to
feel such heights of heavenly pleasure is selfish and hedonistic.

Anon 13:8: microwave bleach and some other chemicals lol

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Ps 37:4: Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart.

>>76550477
thanks Reddit

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>>76550497
screeching

The ultimate evil behind sexuality is the human female. They are the main instigators of sex. They
control which men get it and which men don’t. Women are flawed creatures, and my mistreatment at
their hands has made me realize this sad truth. There is something very twisted and wrong with the way
their brains are wired. They think like beasts, and in truth, they are beasts. Women are incapable of
having morals or thinking rationally. They are completely controlled by their depraved emotions and vile
sexual impulses. Because of this, the men who do get to experience the pleasures of sex and the
privilege of breeding are the men who women are sexually attracted to… the stupid, degenerate,
obnoxious men. I have observed this all my life. The most beautiful of women choose to mate with the
most brutal of men, instead of magnificent gentlemen like myself.
Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be
made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder
the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate
offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have
more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and
depraved than the human female.
Women are like a plague. They don’t deserve to have any rights. Their wickedness must be contained
in order prevent future generations from falling to degeneracy. Women are vicious, evil, barbaric
animals, and they need to be treated as such.

>>76550399
boring and pretentious

>>76550229
Just cut it out with something sharp fuck sake. It's easy as piss. You just dig it out of the skin and stick a bit of cotton under it to stop it from going back in.

In fully realizing these truths about the world, I have created the ultimate and perfect ideology of
how a fair and pure world would work. In an ideal world, sexuality would not exist. It must be outlawed.
In a world without sex, humanity will be pure and civilized. Men will grow up healthily, without having to
worry about such a barbaric act. All men will grow up fair and equal, because no man will be able to
experience the pleasures of sex while others are denied it. The human race will evolve to an entirely
new level of civilization, completely devoid of all the impurity and degeneracy that exists today.
In order to completely abolish sex, women themselves would have to be abolished. All women must
be quarantined like the plague they are, so that they can be used in a manner that actually benefits a
civilized society. In order carry this out, there must exist a new and powerful type of government, under
the control of one divine ruler, such as myself. The ruler that establishes this new order would have
complete control over every aspect of society, in order to direct it towards a good and pure place. At the
disposal of this government, there needs to be a highly trained army of fanatically loyal troops, in order
to enforce such revolutionary laws.

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>>76550517
Mic 6:8: He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.

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>>76550425
Post your top emojis

love and hate being a neet, like smeagol

The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these
camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be
an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in
condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just
for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If I can’t
have them, no one will, I’d imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this. Women represent everything
that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.
A few women would be spared, however, for the sake of reproduction. These women would be kept
and bred in secret labs. There, they will be artificially inseminated with sperm samples in order to
produce offspring. Their depraved nature will slowly be bred out of them in time.
Future generations of men would be oblivious to these remaining women’s existence, and that is for
the best. If a man grows up without knowing of the existence of women, there will be no desire for sex.
Sexuality will completely cease to exist. Love will cease to exist. There will no longer be any imprint of
such concepts in the human psyche. It is the only way to purify the world.

>>76550547
Wasn't going to watch it but if a yank thinks something is pretentious there's a good chance it's good quality.

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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Radical_traditionalism

me

>>76550530
very inspiring verse x

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hate seeing this on social media
always think it's a meme but it's not

In such a pure world, the man’s mind can develop to greater heights than ever before. Future
generations will live their lives free of having to worry about the barbarity of sex and women, which will
enable them to expand their intelligence and advance the human race to a state of perfect civilization.
It is such a shameful pity that my ideal world cannot be created. I realized long ago that there is no
way I could possibly rise to such a level of power in my lifetime, with the way the world is now. Such a
thing will never become a reality for me, but it did give me something to fantasize about as I burned
with hatred towards all women for rejecting me throughout the years. This whole viewpoint and
ideology of abolishing sex stems from being deprived of it all my life. If I cannot have it, I will do
everything I can to DESTROY IT.

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>>76550565

>>76550561
I am just and humble and I have tried to walk with god. I got nothing from it. I was raised Christian and I never felt anything from it.

>>76550573
it's literally nothing but normoloids will pass it off as good music simply because it's Muse

>>76550484
I had to do a presentation on the topic for one of my uni modules

By far most people want to remain a Special Administrative region but make sure that it is "one country, two systems" and Beijing stays out of their business

Independence is a bit of a pipe dream at the moment because gaining it with the current Mainland government would be detrimental to Hong Kong because BJ would cut off all trade with HK and much of the world would too because BJ is by far a better trading partner than HK

There was one political group who wanted to become a British colony again, but only for a few years until they could become independent.

Few want to be part of the mainland

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>>76550600
Heb 4:12: For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.

elliot rodger is what happens when you leave incels alone with their thoughts for too long

>>76550547
mate that was my year 10 music when hanging out with a girl that liked one of my friends who was fit, then she got together with him and years later she got together with my best friend
haha, love being gay

Elliot Rodger did nothing wrong

>>76550639
man

>>76550574
bowden was literally the greatest intellectual in a long time

>>76550574
>Philosophies side panel
>Anarcho-Capitalism

>Second sentence
>Thoroughly reactionary in its politics, it is informed by several right-wing ideologies such as paleoconservatism, third positionism, social Darwinism, Perennial Traditionalism, and a fondness for the Middle Ages and the pre-Christian classical era, as well as a few usually seen as left-wing, such as anti-capitalism, radical environmentalism, and primitivism.
>Anti-capitalism
>Radical environmentalism

Ok

am I too old to take up skateboarding

looking forward to becoming king
t.charles

>>76550660
girls who look like boys who look like girls is patrican taste mong

>>76550658
He was a stupid faggot that thought women should be jumping on him just for existing

>>76550618
So you;re saying my hearts just not in it enough? How do you put your heart into it enough when the last 20 years of your life hasn't been enough?

>>76550677
don't know, how old are you?

>>76550639
Man

new episode of Broken tonight lads

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>>76550698
*beheads you*

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>>76550565

>>76550708
hes right

*insults islam*

>>76550719
19

>>76550708
His family is quite well off so he was right to question why he was such a massive failure

>>76550675
rationalwiki is written by leftists tbf, doubt they've done too much research

http://isthequeendeadyet.com/

*nationalises the land*

https://www.pornhub.com/users/berenicehernandez

love using pornhub as a social media website

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>>76550717
Rom 12:2: Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

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>>76550565
I also have Kim Kardashian emoji app

>>76550757
you should be alright

>>76550757
yes

>>76550639
well, is it a man?

>>76550789
this is EXTREMELY gay

>>76550783
Who is this bint?

>>76550871
natalya murashkevich

>>76550876
ROARING

>>76550879
honestly disorientated by the levels of irony in play here

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>>76550871
John 14:6: Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

>>76550874
>>76550874

>>76550789
Hate how being gay is becoming more and more mixed with being a dumb degenerate sex addicted piece of human garbage.
I'm gay and I just wanna keep my sexuality to myself and go about my business without people thinking I'm automatically into retarded shit like drugs gangbangs and fetishes

>>76550809
She is very.v.v. peng