My friend

>>76547111
My friend too :)

My girlfriend

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>>76547111
>>76547158
Mine too :)

>>76547111
Your fuckboy friend
That's what i have learned after playing Europa universalis IV

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My master

i know how we are

jus gonna stay here

????

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>>76547909
>>76547111

>>76547111
You aren't my friend.
>>76547402
Not you either.

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>>76547111
i'll never be Norwegian

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My enema :D

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>>76552076
And I'll never be Danish

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>>76552197
>Wanting to live in Germany's hat
You'll be the highest mountain in the country if you lay down at the beach

>>76551864
Wtf Who is my friend then

>>76552197
Stuff a bunch of porridge in your mouth before you speak to anyone and you're halfway there

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>>76552197
>I'll never be american

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>>76552991
>I'll never be american

>>76547111
du har jo lov å besǿke norgetråden da, henrik.

>>76553433
>dkn ingen /danmarktråden/

>>76552458
Netherlands?

>>76554093
Er bare 3 dansker på hele 4chan, det går ikke

>>76554150
dansker 2 reporting in

>>76554150
det finns ju några färöingar också, samt en grönlänning

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>>76554292
Færöyene og Grönland er rettmessig norsk leire

>>76553433
>brev i /norgetråden/
>"heng deg preben"
>brev i /sverigetråden/
>"döda dig danskjävla"

Foeles dårligt

>>76554380
Nej
https://www.svd.se/darfor-ar-gronland-inte-svenskt

>>76554414
/skandi/ går jo da

>>76554414
>>"döda dig danskjävla"
säg till dem att gå återvända till reddit

>>76554416
>Grönnland ikke svensk
Ja, det er norsk leire

>>76554380
norge er rettmessig færoysk leire

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>>76554495
Slutt.

>>76554475
Poängen är att det borde tillhöra oss. När vi fick Norge under 1800-talet så var Grönland och Island en del av avtalet

>>76551864
who is your friend?

>>76554610
>Jeg stjal huset ditt så derfor er bilen din også min

>>76554638
Iceland, Faroe, possibly Shetland and Orkney too

>>76554638
If I ever find out, I'll tell you.

>>76554702
Literally all Icelanders hate Denmark
Shetland and Orkney are cultural *nglos and don't care about Denmark

>>76554940
Is this true? Feelsbadman

>>76554940
>>76555382
Only teenage losers on 4chan, I went to Iceland to work on a fishing boat. Tough work for good money, and whenever I went back to the shore, Icelandic sluts would literally jump on my dick. Made the work much more tolerable

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>>76555437
Du får penger og gratis hus om du gifter deg med ei islandsk dame, er ikke ködd en gang.

>>76555437
I've unironically met Icelanders both in the Faroe Islands and Denmark who pretended not to speak Danish. They take pride in not knowing Danish, it's hilarious. I believe they also made Danish non-compulsory in schools recently.

>>76555716
Sounds like Finns

>>76556146
>>76555716
Based Iceland and Finns

>>76555716
>I've unironically met Icelanders both in the Faroe Islands and Denmark who pretended not to speak Danish.

But we don't

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>>76547111
My friend also

>>76556315
Ég heyri þig, ég heyri þig

>>76556315
Wasn't your country made by like America in WWII or something?
Or am I missing details?

>>76556556
delet this

>>76556656
this post is uniquely American

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>>76556672
ily Norway you are my friend and make good immigrants

>>76556685
Well I didn't know what Iceland was months ago, so some guy linked a Wikipedia article that said basically America and Britain in WWII hung out on Iceland and fucked a lot and made lots of babies and that's how the country happened.

>>76556656
We declared independence because hitler invaded denmark lol

>>76556744
Oh okay, so I was close.
Thanks!

What's life in Finnmark like?

>>76556744
the eternal icelander strikes again

>>76552197
vikangz wuz the first americans

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>>76556791
>>76556656

>>76556954
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faroese_independence_referendum,_1946

den evige d*nsker

>>76556929
Cold and miserable

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>>76557605
Shouldve done it during the pancake anschluss

I want out of this rainy, jobless, outrageously expensive, about to go islamic shithole, guys.

Someone in Los Angeles, let's swap.

>>76557605
wtf i hate denmark now!

>>76554638
>>76554917
Me

>>76556929

Look at a drunk Sami the wrong way, and you will simply disappear without a trace before you know what hit you.

>>76554940
shetland is pretty norse 2bh

>>76558867
>rainy
>jobless
>shithole

t. lives in Stavanger

>>76560408

I live in Hakadal, and for my weather preferences and career choice, it applies to the entire country.

But yeah, western Norway is particularly shitty with its weather.

>>76560487
>google + Hakadal = wiki

hmm looks rural and shitty anon. Why do people want to live in a forest?

>>76560686

It's under an hour from Oslo city center by train, and the job market is shit there too.

Planning on moving either there or to LA, depends on where I could get a job as a game character animator (ideal job description) or whatever animation related job quickest.

Oslo, virtually impossible, because there's fuckall jobs, LA, virtually impossible, because of all the hoops they would have to go through in order to get me in the country.

California is essentially the only ideal place to live for me. Good climate, English speaking, rich, and has relevant jobs for me. Norway is only rich.

The only other possible place is somewhere in Australia.

>>76560981
>google + game character animator

hmm so that's a job

>>76556929
It's great, probably one of my favorite places in Scandinavia.