/brit/

>>76542542
dude !!!!!!!!!! a man who has photos of himself and his family would never make lies about those photographs! zomggggggggg it must be true!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can't rib, josh, jape, jest, chaff or rag anyone right wing in /brit/ without them playing the victim

>>76542584
if the morningstar and hand shit is true there's no reason the other stuff isn't

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Got denied bennies

>>76542598
dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! certain things are true! ergo everything is true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude epic !!!!!!!!! /b/ro this was an epic win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76542598
t.

BUT THE TIMESTAMPS BRO
EXPLAIN THE TIMESTAMPS

>>76542621
>>76542625
looool still upset because you were wrong about 'bob'

I ought to crush the petri dish you live in beneath my boot

>>76542607
doxxable information

>>76542621
just got a maccies breakfast for 3 bob

>>76542649
not me
it does look real but this is the internet

>>76542655
I fucking dare you, kangaroo shagging runt

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dude dude dude dude dude>>76542649
this guy
hes my gug
my gyu
he has the FUCKING thing dude like duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
here is a pic of me traveling through time, dude its proof because of fucking duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude like, dude like, photos man dude why would i lie?
literally zero human beings have ever told lies in all of human history,

guess who's back
back again
labour's back
somewhat peng

atrocious thread

>>76542699
haha
*shanks you*

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>>76541348
https://youtu.be/vNqx8XZIWnI

>>76542699
fucking off you thick pathetic kangaroo fucking retard

/int/ has been my home board for nigh on 5 years now

thinking about moving on to /pol/ or maybe /lit/

>>76542699
ah okay so nothing is real unless you were there to observe it with your own eyes mmmah yes very very impressive deduction Bruce

*spins you around and gently pushes you back towards your box of lego*

>>76542733
I browse every single board to be honest, sometimes I'll just spend the night going from /x/ to /a/ or vice versa and visit every single board looking for interesting threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY

big fan of rudd

>>76542726
screaming
>>76542738
this 100%
we MUST start believing random posts on the internet, otherwise we are simply not deductionists

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just got new yeezys

>>76542733
I try occasionally but it never lasts
just easy to open /brit/ and stay here with a steady stream of posts

>>76542749
I don't believe you, this simply cannot be true by virtue of the fact I believe you have made it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQyo3agWak

*copies that floppy*

my spelling and grammar are going downhill

>>76542510
Except I didn't. I had it in quotation marks because I was directly quoting the aussie. Do keep up.

>>76542515
Richard Spencer is a bender.

>>76542550
>n-no u
State of you.

>>76542839
not a fan of this

>>76542749
This
But desu I generally stick to a handful of boards
/int/ is nice because it's somewhat general without being too crazy like /bant/ or /b/

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>this thing is the Tories best option for a replacement leader

They're fucked. Absolutely fucked.

>>76542856
forgot /bant/ existed

>>76542856
whaddya know, /bant/ still exists

>>76542865
>not the big double D

>>76542587
Are you a yank on holiday or something? Every single post of yours is dripping in burger grease.

Love a 2 handed wank

>>76542839
going straight to the virgin folder

>>76542887
Who?

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>>76542865
sry wrong pic

>>76542865
Poor bait

>>76542888
which ones are mine clever clogs?

>>76542898
willys not big enough for a 2 handed

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>>76542905

browsing the 'gin 'older
strangest thing, its just pics of myself :(

>>76542919
I can just about do it if I press down enough but it isn't much fun when you're trying to focus on the loli porn

who /brit/fit/rug/ masterrace here?`

>>76542954
nonce

>>76542909
He's too smart to want to preside over this train wreck.

>>76542958
/cric/ is the undisputed king of /sp/

>>76542850
>not even realising Protestantism killed the West
very yank/pol/reddit post

>>76542917
The original "le shadilay" one, the one where you cried "I was just pretending!" and that one just now. This is the part where you vehemently deny all of this out of embarrassment, yank.

Making fractals in XaoS is giving me a headache

>>76542958
it really ties the room together

>>76542931
Julian Assange's dad?

>>76542974
quote them all and we can find out can't we?

>>76542970
nice poomunity you got there

>>76542973
/pol/ would be blaming the Jews, yanks would be blaming liberals and reddit would say the West is better than ever. At least get your memes right.

>>76542915
I'm it IS bait, but it's also genuinely the case that the Tories lack any kind of real talent at the moment, and are going to suffer for it.

>>76543018
miss this
/afl/ is ruined by this one tripcunt and everything revolving around him

>>76543008
You're sadly mistaken if you think I'm going back to the last thread for a yank. Do it yourself.

>>76543037
swlwr

hungry

>>76543037
please, PLEASE delete this image

>>76543043
which one?

reality check? or convict?

>>76543032
grim

>>76543037
>no canadian

grim, bet he's offed himself from all the bullying

oi blaise, u here m8?

>>76543123
yeah

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haha just kidding bruce, love ya really

>>76543088
reality check
he said last years gf was rigged and now incessantly goes on about how every match is staged. he'll tip matches and if he gets it wrong say "oh yeah x deserved to win but the umpires threw it" or opposite.
kind of funny to call him out on it but it dominates all discussion now, haven't been back in weeks because it's so tedious
convict might've browsed a few years back but I didn't regularly go on spee then

>>76543167
think i like this one better because theres no yanks

>>76543021
they're all linked by that inane mode of thinking
reducing history down to "lol protestantism right?" because they've read a wikipedia article on it

No point trying to crack wise with rorkes who have no sense of humor.

for me its the mcchicken

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>>76543088
just checked the last thread and this was the op image

howling at the state of this thread, 12 in the UK and it's deader than me nan

>>76543135
what u doing in ol' kangarooers lad?

>>76543234
Ah yes, you're right. I forgot how aggressively anti-protestant yanks, /pol/ and reddit are. Silly me.


*mutters under breath* what a fucking dunce *walks away so as not to even engage you by accident*

>>76543278
>>76543191
cant believe that freak is still going on. convict/zerogoose drama was like 2013-2014 and that freak was there then.

losers of the highest magnitude and ruin every thread theyre in, like you said

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claim your town

business idea: tax meat eaters and car owners an additional 50% based on their income bracket

>>76543332
Reminds me of someone...
*rolls eyes*

>>76543255
You posted this already sweetie x

>>76543338
penselwood, named after my willy

>>76543213
We killed the Yank and we're discussing how to blame it on you

imagine being irish

dire

>>76543338
>Great Bottom#
Named after my great bottom

Business idea: be a vegan but still eat meat so I can act smug and superior without being a weak little runt

>>76543332
redpill me on old au/sp/ drama
did he always believe this "rigged matches" stuff or was he just a fuckwit?
never knew much about the older trips but they at least weren't delusional afaik

>>76543453
t. Gavin's mum

>>76543410
am irish laddy

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Undercover coppers look proper cool-like

Hmm

>>76543534
>Undercover
not doing a very good job

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/24/hotels-compensation-spain-cyprus-bogus-food-poisoning-claims

VERY disappointed in the british, thought this kind of perfidiousness was beneath you lot

>>76543567
Maybe he's disguised as an American tourist

>>76543578
We're going to colonise Spain and make the Spanish pay for it

>>76543578
The lower/middle class native brit is the runtiest, most base and most conniving creature on earth.
Especially the mothers.

have i been unbanned?

>>76543474
zerogoose was some league loving runtlord. he either got doxxed or got stitched up hard like lisicki was with kev, and photos of some ugly guy who wears 3/4 denim pants and shit was posted all the time with the name "terry elliot". convict was some guy in his mid 30's with 4 kids and this giant, gross tattoo of the western bulldog mascot on his stomach.

they'd just argue constantly, false flag each other by starting flame wars about the other one with their trip off (known because they both got caught doing it). then there was asian zerogoose, who was some half asian guy who posted under "azn zerogoose" and would just do similar shit. then reality check came about and really turned the shit up a notch. he'd argue with everyone over everything.

it was truly bizarre

Watching a property programme

Cringe blue hair teenagers squatting properties with anarchist flags

utter cancer

>>76543578
Brits get sick when they eat real food

>>76543578
really? we're quite famously devious and deceptive

don't know how to drive and I'm 20 next week lads

should I just off myself? there are literal snivelling little 16 year old runtoids motoring around with their girlfriends while I'm stuck on the bus with johnny foreigner and mister welfare

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Okay lads I finally know what I wanna be in ten years; a train driver in Switzerland. hmm now how do I go about getting there, any ideas?

>>76543696

Train university

the dark third

>>76543696
http://www.sydneytrains.info/about/career_opportunities

hope this helps x

>>76543696
you need extensive TRAINing

>>76543696
by train

>>76543696
clown college

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>>76542544
>its a nazi sympathising 'British' fascist tries to subversively suggest a european state is a good idea edition

Fuck off kraut

>>76543696
they don't hire foreigners

can't decide what I hate more:
myself
or the fucking normies

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>>76543696
my uncle also trains man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong trains is hard job.

wet out

>>76543756
Grind much?

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>>76543666
kek good overview, got any pics?
actually I think there's been several incarnations of reality check so the current one may be different from the one you knew
this one went to indonesia for a while (like the nonces here) and also goes on about having a wife and kids that most think is one of his gimmicks

>>76543740
thanks, could I apply for it and have a good chance of getting a place even if im from the UK?

>>76543859
Honestly? Yes, but don't expect the government to train you over here, to even stand a chance you'd already need to be fully qualified with job experience under your belt.

i have an average chin
mebbe slightly below average

does this mean i shouldnt grow a moustache

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>>76543859
You could get sponsored work but don't expect to be trained from scratch. You need to be trained in trains first then you could move to Aus and get more experience and training.

why do I do things to myself that I don't wna to to do to myself hmm

>>76543718
this
we MUST stop breeding in order to get revenge on women who will no longer exist within 50 years

How do I make friends

>>76544052
Haven't had a single friend since I left 6th form 5 years ago, and even back then I didn't particularly like any of my friends

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really gets the old noggin joggin

>>76543996
because deep down you want to do them

>>76544052
first you have to make a New York set with at least two different apartments and a coffee house, then get 6 actors

>>76544052
talk to people who you dont know

eg: the most recent friend i made was when i was on holiday in switzerland and going on a tour of CERN and i just asked this random guy on the tour what he thought of it so far, where was he from, etc

turned out he was from my home city in a bizarre coincidence and now we hang out pretty often

>>76543827
none I have said as far as I know, i'll have a squiz but it's at least 3 years ago. I rememeber shitposting like fuck when qld won origin because zerogoose supported nsw and so it was at least 2013, if not 2012 too

>>76544097
It's fucking sick isn't it. They don't rescue anyone they literally go and pick these cunts up at the ports. Not only do they fill Europe with human shit but then they have the audacity to pretend they are saving people from drowning and pump up the numbers on that end too.

everyone on youtube seems to hate sargon

>>76542607
fucking good

if i have dual citizenship or residence or whatever can i change my name in one country but not the other?
i kind of want to change my name but also keep my familial name. it'd be nice to remain with my real name in Britain but also go by something else outside Britain.

Sometimes I think about just giving people a random name when I introduce myself since I have no friends anyway but I know eventually I'd have to write it down or show ID and then i'd look like a really shifty motherfucker, whereas with the dual-name solution i could just hand over my foreign ID.

>>76544209
Probably because he's a moron

Just about to head out to the gym and my elbow begins some agonising pain

Love it, absolutely love it

said no to going zante with the lads

feel like I've fucked up saying no now tho

a friend shagged an absolute worldie

>>76544209
he was on joe rogan talking about kekistan and stuff. bit cringe desu

>>76544209
most people on youtube have never heard of sargon

>>76544209
who doesn't besides fat yank neets

>>76544239
just say its you nickname, thats what tell people when I introduce myself as Aphrodite

>>76544209
Because he's a dick. He holds reddit nu-male views but is so starved for attention he pretends he's right wing and sometimes says something edgy.

>>76544239
why don't you just stop being a bender, problem solved

finnish girlfriend just burped in her sleep

Crazy to think that even medium-sized artillery has a 50-metre kill radius if you're unprotected

Surprised that no gigarorkes have tried going out in small motorboats to sick/attack migrant rafts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Q6zZtthq4

>>76544385
*aims one directly at my head*
ahhahaaha xxx

>>76544209
he's a bit of a twat

prefer millennial woes myself. comfy NEET musings are nicer than high-pitched yelling at a feminist quote

>>76544385
most people seem to think the deadliest part of an explosion is the actual immediate explosion rather than the shockwave it produces

>>76544392
why are you surprised that insipid malnourished rorke runtoids don't leave the house

>>76544406
*puts my bollocks on your forehead*
wahey here we go!

>>76544385
The shrapnel distribution isn't nearly so consistent I think. Grenades supposedly have kill radii of like twenty feet, but I think your chance of getting hit at that distance by anything is slim.

>>76544209
the only youtuber worth my time is bg kumbi

>>76543294
All the wagies are at work

Fancy a bum?

alright lads, just being worth time.

>>76544419
an explosion literally is a violent expansion as a shockwave

I've got a big gay following

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>>76543037

I want to be like Varg when I grow up

>>76544395
absolutely cannot stand scottish accents

must be like what everyone else feels when they hear an australian

>>76544471
>>76544445
do you guys know the video of kumbi's of the holocaust project with the nickelback song played over? I know he deleted it but i remember it rehosted somewhere.

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Look at this funny dog

>>76544478
yeah, and a lot of people think that it's contained to the visible part so like the fireball etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k990_sCpRAQ

Immigration are outside my flat

Bit nervous desu

THUNDER

na na na na na nanana

i wake up exhausted and can't get back to sleep

whats wrong with me

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On lunch break

>>76544052
"Friends"
- Talk to people to build up a portfolio of contacts to pretend you care about and want to catch up with when you're angling for some nepotism like the pole climbing arselicking parasite you really are so that you can buy enough alcohol to smile at them, if only for a minute.
Friends
- You don't, those are something that only exist until adolescence.

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damn straight

>>76544564
Imagine unironically not having any actual mates

Sad!

>>76544512
I like his earlier videos when he was literally 14, you can tell he's going to grow up into an absolute madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTinlxu7vfI

feeling sorry for laci green

>>76544534
I've been exhausted every day for the past 5 years, makes fuck all difference what i do

>>76544511
most people don't obsess over the intricacies of explosions

>>76544587
why

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-40415292

fcking hell lads

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>>76544395

>>76544305
what'll i say if they ask me how i got the nickname

i guess i could say it's an internet thing

>>76544609
>berkshire
haha is that where you're from

>>76544514
The rain has prevented them fro leaving the van

Mother Nature is a bro

no friends as a teen. no friends as a young adult. always looking for opportunities to make-up and turn off other adults.

>>76544392
the sea is very big, and the rafts are very small. it's possible that many have tried, but the chances of catching a raft are so small that nobody succeeded. it can only be fixed by the state.

>>76544606
she's been made a pariah from her feminist community for taking a more nuanced view of things

and she'll never truly be comfortable on the other side

>>76544209
it's just a glaring mismatch, a motivated alpha male with brains for days trying to talk to joe rogan

bg kumbi for president

>>76544609
He gets right back up. I've seen worse on /wsg/

>>76544584
>Tfw you only had internet friends but you left them at the behest of one of your e-friends and now it's too late to go back while he's abandoned you and got back in contact with the old gang
that fucking cunt i swear to god

>>76544255
pretty sad none of you replied

>>76544609
>that windshield crack

wew

>>76544534
So yo wake and sleep at the same time every day?
Try going to bed at like 11:30-12 and waking up at 9 for three days

>>76544617
na just say its from the lads and make up a funny anecdote

>>76543037
golem get ye gone

>>76544665
fuck off u lanky cunt

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard

>>76544648
mate you're actually taking youtube drama seriously, like it means something
have a good hard think of yourself

>posting on le /r/ukpolitics
>Topic of race comes up
>Everyone is unironically non white

Hmm

>>76544684
there are no lads, i'm a ghost. introducing myself is 70% of human interaction.

>>76544255
pics?

>>76544695
doesn't rhyme, shit poem, sort yourself out sweetie

>>76544665
kill yourself

gonna post here /polska/ is full of paedos

>>76544648
dont really know why youd have an opinion on this at all

>>76544725
FONT (fuck off nonce twat)

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>>76544725

>>76544709
he's unironically shagged a tall American pseudo-model blonde female

he's not even as good looking ad me

Lads wtf

I just saw a binman scan around for people, take rubbish out of a bag, throw it across the street, throw coffee around, making a mess, then ran away

literally WTF?

>mummy may bribed the DUP with £1bn in taxpayer funding just to have a functioning government

Ah yes, democracy

>>76544714
it's from 'if you'll be my bodyguard' by simon & garfunkel

>>76544734
I'm here to stay (no offence)

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>>76544725
this is a nonce general im afraid

>>76544692
>>76544717
what's wrong with you ffs

mummy is making me get a job over summer lads

>>76544714
How do you not know that song you spastic underage cunt

>>76544747
imagine being norn irish right now and knowing that 60 million people you've got nothing in common with just paid for that new hospital and fixed all your roads

at least they won't want to be independent ever again now

>>76544747
Better than the £12bn foreign 'aid' budget they openly admit is for bribing foreign governments as ""soft power"" and the £12bn we pay into EU regional development for eastern Europe

At least NI is part of our country

>>76544754
>>76544777
thanks for the replies

>>76544805
anytime pal

(((ulstermen))) manufactured the potato famine

>>76544792
Baffling post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek

absolute tune

>>76544823
thanks again

>>76544747
There's literally nothing wrong with investing in the most deprived area of the UK

>>76544833
>imagine being norn irish

bit grim for my tastes

remember i nearly shagged a really fit bird on the beach in malia but i was too drunk perform (know she was fit because i met her when i was more sober)

was so close to making it as a full fledged normie

>>76544739
>>76544763
>>76544833
kill yourself

>>76544707
exactly its all a big lie to make you sound interesting, nobody likes boring people

>>76544747
>functioning
>tories
actually sweetiepie...

>>76544762
ALAN: A lame, autistic nonce

2bh

>>76544847
ahahahAHHAHAAH think you quoted the wrong post there "friend"

Remember a few months ago when we all found out the DUP had been paying farmers to burn money in sheds to the tune of hundreds of millions of pounds

Now we're giving them even more LOL

>>76544844
>already receives the highest spending per head in the entire country
>let's give them more!

>>76544609
and the bus driver just drove off as if nobody would notice him parking the bus up with shattered windows?

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please reply to me. i just need one tiny dopamine rush to motivate me into not eating my fourth serving of breakfast cake

I don't get it
so you had an underdeveloped region begging for scraps for decades and you did absolutely nothing to improve it until there appeared a possibility of their secession?

>>76544874
No that's Scotland you're thinking of

i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left

>>76544885
not even that, there's no chance of NI leaving
we did it so that the members of parliament they elected would agree to keep the government in power.

>>76544847
same
>>76544857
stop

>>76544609
tbf to the bus driver it looked a bit confusing to tell where the road ended and pavement began

>>76544873
The £1 billion is being spent by the UK government

ahahahaha
the brexit and tory voting mum and stepdad are seething at theresa may's DUP deal

>>76544882
I love you

>>76544885
thats not the case at all, they are well-funded already but they suddenly got the leverage to demand more.

>>76544860
They can pass legislation with DUP support, but because the west still views demcoracy as the answer to everything a tiny ultraconservative regional party can hold the entire nation hostage because they've got the tories by the proverbial testicles

>>76544927
double yellow lines mate

>>76544445
he and sam hyde 2bh

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>>76544895
stay AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN

>>76544908
tad weak government if it has to rely on fringe votes innit

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>>76544894
No it isn't.

>>76544885
They got money based on their population and economy, same as Wales and Scotland. Not our fault they're tiny and shit

>>76544956
aren't the londoners always complaining about supporting the rest of the nation? doesn't make sense considering they're not exactly being left out of the pie carving

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>>76544954
just a bit

>>76544895
san diego is full of spics and gay twats

>>76544957
it's your northern outpost for a pincer attack on Ireland though, your only real neighbour

Gone from being ready to go heavy on deadlifts to being crippled on the sofa with a hot water bottle on my arm in tears

Wish my body wasn't so fucking runty and randomly injure itself

>>76544956
the midlands will rise again

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>>76544982
they're basically the only part of the country with an economy, since the country is run for their benefit.
ironic given they're half the reason the economy is so shit to begin with

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>>76544988
lol good image

>>76545022
>>76544988
drumpf has revolutionised the post-ironic simpsons meme scene

>>76544982
you mong are they suggesting they reduce all public funding in london?

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drumpf's RACIST muslim ban has been approved by the supreme court

groin hurts
got the cancer

>>76544952
agree

sam hyde is basically an older, more jaded, more bizarro bg kumbi

>>76544996
If we wanted to kill all the IRish, we could easily do it by air. Northern Ireland is sort of like a hostage, just to remind them.

The Irish"""Free""" State is of no threat

>>76544833
why didnt you go to zante you mong

whompf?

>>76545015
hey maybe if we spread out all of the businesses/industries and not just have them in london...

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>>76545029

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bar maid

>>76545046
cba lol

>>76544997
Just now got done with some bigboi deadlifts me
Literally shaking now and trying to walk around

>>76545057
amusing

Dreamt I was in a plane crash and survived lads

>>76545092
you brush your teeth with warm water?

>>76545036
what is that

>>76545048
drumpf

>>76545063
Pint of cider please love

>>76545105
does anyone ever wish they were in a mild air accident just so they'd have a story to tell

not like a proper crash but maybe a loud engine failure or something

>>76545041
the existence of free Ireland is a liability to your national politics, always focused on

1. supporting the Netherlands whatever the cause
2. making impromptu pacts with the intention to break them
3. isolating oneself from any conflict by entering it last if possible

>>76545092
>wet toothbrush before brushing

howling at this

>>76545092
are you the lad that made this and the virgin sleep? If so stop posting them they're awful and not relatable at all

post pics of the so called worldie your mate banged 190kg master munter


going by your record and those hambeast conquests you bigged up before posting on /9rk/ everyone should be reminded to take everything he says with a pinch of salt

lads, what is the definitive oil/fat to fry an egg in

>>76544921
>>76545066
kill yourself

Oooooooooooh JEREMY CORBYN

>a bunch of fashy kekistanis have bought a plot of land in Siberia to set up a kekistan nation


Hollering

>>76545142
please keep your chad mouth shut, cunt

>>76545149
the fat that came out of the bacon you just fried

>>76545135
I've had a huge semi truck smash trough a cement barrier right in front of me
I was fine but if I was a second ahead I would have died easy

>>76545149
sunflower oil but anything with a high smoking point works fine

>>76545149
Kerrygold Irish Butter

>>76544956
>tfw live in the deprived south
FUCK londoners and FUCK northerners always whining that they dont get any moneys

>>76545181
Link?

>>76544792
Ulster always wins baby

Still want independence

>>76545181
wallopping

can't stand being fat

>>76545181
how will that work? who will they work for

>>76545149
coconut oil

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>>76545142
of course they're not, we're chads.

>>76545181
yodelling

>>76545217
sit down then!
wahey!

>>76545199

Fat paddy bastard

>>76545149
Goose fat

Funny how lefties are all in favour of big government spending until the Tories do it

>>76544746
unironically report the guy

>>76545231
what is this the spoof of? the virgin walk?

>>76545066
how many tinder matches do you have

>>76545149
bacon fat like the other guy said, or lard. lard is really great for frying anything

gonna give that ginger pepsi a bash lads, verdict to follow

>>76545276
Disgusting stuff

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>>76545267

>>76545268
don't have tinder because not an utter desperate virgin

lol

>>76545283
>>76545283
>>76545283

new

>>76545276
gave your mums ginger bush a bash last night lmao

>>76545258
fucking hell lad that is cracking me up
*slaps thigh*

>>76544746
its called anarchy sweetie

not great

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>>76545258
it's almost as though it's not the spending, but what the money's being spent on.

>>76545332
It's being spent on the poorest and most deprived area of the UK
Exactly what lefties are in favour of

>>76545421
It's being spent on regional interests instead of national interests.

For the many, not the few.

>>76543338
>cockrod