Australian public school stories

>>76541270
kek

>Australian public school stories

Don't have, sorry.

>>76541270
>lunch time
>go into toilets
>grab toilet paper
>wet toilet paper in sink
>throw at ceiling

me and my friends used to do this every day for months

>>76541427
>go into girls toilets
>lock stall
>climb over into the next one
>all stalls locked from the inside
>girls piss them selves

fun times

>>76541270
>year 5
>teacher's two dogs run into the campus
>teachers try to contain the students, but to no avail
>all the students start chasing the dogs
>spastic ranga is ahead of the cohort
>he catches up to one of the dogs
>FUCKING
>STRANGLES
>THE
>DOG
>while he has the dog pinned down on the floor, 4 teachers come in to extract the ranga

File: XfZETgl.jpg (101KB, 1599x837px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1599x837px

>I keked
Australian never disappoint me

>Year 6
>Have bag of fireworks
>Have cigarette
>Stick them under demountable classroom
>Light ciggie until it burns down the fuze about 3-5minutes after recess
>Goes off like WW3
>Second recess while teachers lose their fucking shit

That's probably considered a 'terrorist incident' now

File: 1403236708105.jpg (43KB, 398x396px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 398x396px

>year 5
>our class is moving down stairs to another classroom for some reason
>me and friend are tasked with moving the tables downstairs to the other classroom
>we come up with the brilliant idea of flipping the tables upside down and riding them down the concrete stairs
>every single table is now scratched to fuck
>mums face when she gets billed $700 to replace all the table tops

>year 8
>Mate keeps making jokes about shagging sheep
>Get put on Farming class for week
>Mate begs to join
>Asks me if I can go across the field and get tools
>He'll stay behind looking after sheep
>Makes shagging sheep joke
>Start to leave, forgot water bottle
>Go back
>He is rubbing his old fella up and down a sheep's goat hole
>Frozen to the spot
>He goes balls deep
>Mate turns to me
>Give him a cheeky wink as I take picture.

>year 2
>just got a ps1
>wish i didnt have school anymore so i can just stay at home playing ps1
>ask teacher how to make a bomb so i can blow up the school
>everybody loses their shit about this, principle gets involved, parents get called, go through counselling
>this comment must have gone on some kind of record because throughout the rest of my school years every time i got into any serious trouble i'd get something like "you're the kid who tried to make a bomb arent you?" and i'd have to explain the whole story again

>>76544598
ffs, is this how teachers treat the kids who ask common stupid questions?

>>76544598
kek

>>76541270
Had some abo kid shit in public on the grass and in high school had some kid spout some shit about Jews controlling the world and using words like shitskin because he thought those were common thoughts and phrases

>>76544876
>>76544903
I actually got in trouble a few days earlier for drawing a swastika on the board. I saw it in the blues brothers and dad told me it was a bad thing so i thought it would be funny to draw on the board

File: 1400584332614.png (2MB, 783x904px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 783x904px

The all time funniest thing ive ever seen

>be year 4
>there is a severely autistic kid in our class
>everyone always pisses him off because its funny as fuck
>teacher has just finished calming the autistic kid down and yells at us to leave him alone
>classroom is now totally silent
>teacher turns around and starts writing something on the board
>like some benevolent message from god, out of fucking nowhere an apple flies in full speed through an open window and smashes the autistic kid right in the face
>he's screaming on the floor with bits of apple all over him and the teacher is just standing there trying to make sense of what was going on

File: 1480558761822.png (37KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 225x225px

I remember when I was in like grade 1 when we had swimming classes I would always mad rush to get changed first so I could sit outside the class where the girls got changed and perv on them

>year 7
>Italian class
>had some university student from Italy visiting us to help out the teacher
>she barely spoke English
>teacher walks out of the room for a moment
>my mates and I start mucking around
>the university student walks up to me and asks me what I'm doing
>tell her "I'm wanking"
>she looked confused for a moment but said "okay" and walked back to her seat and sat back down without saying another word

>>76541650
sides fucking gone, keep em coming.

doors to the changing rooms in my middle school were in permanent state of disarray. Someone punched a hole in boy's. School had someone nail two pieces of plywood from both sides to cover it up. So we just punched a hole through the plywood and there it was.
And during an attempt to push the autistic fat faggot into the girls bathroom we split solid wooden door in half. We had to pay but the girls didn't have a door to their changing room for the next 6 months or so. Peekaboo!

>>76551066
It's 1:46am on the east coast so I don't think the thread will last nuch longer