muh NHS edition
do your best today!
Britain's greatest intellectual meets America's greatest intellectual
Just realised that if you pronounce NHS as a word it sounds vaguely like "nurse"
Shit gimmick
>you now remember the manufactured outrage over this
This is what an unborn child sees when the abortion doctor comes to end their life
>>76538390
Forgot the link (I am not an intellectual)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrBCsLsSD2E
the american bf
I just spent the last two hours watching videos posted on a webcam site by a 13 year old girl who has 30J cup bra size and 10/10 face and body. She actually had to be taken out of school because she was creating too much drama at school with her blistering hotness. Danielle Bregoli has -nothing- on this girl. She is literally in the top 10 sexiest females I've ever seen in my life, anywhere. Including all internet porn models and instagram. She looks a lot like a young Jessica Alba with boobs ten times the size.
But she's also still just a dumb kid and it really shows in most of the videos.
I don't know how to feel about this. I feel like I've seen something that only happens one in a million times. You hear about that one girl who had boobs as big as her head in middle school while she was skinny as a rail. Well, this is the girl.
No pics or videos. I'm taking no chances with spoiling it. But I felt like I had to share some way.
>>76538408
*hides this post with a smug look on my face*
eating 2000 calories of belgian waffles for dinner x
>>76538414
Stop being gay
>>76538439
Good, our first sip of the day
>>76538439
don't bring that monster shilling here please sweety
it already ruins /fit/
post more tims
batman begins is the only good superhero movie. every single other superhero movie is absolute trash
just a statement of fact, dont take it personally you just have to grow up one day and maybe today is the day?
>>76538443
refuse to believe each one is 500 calories
>>76538464
umm no, honey
>>76538464
>trash
just fuck right off yank over there with the other yanks
>>76538464
What about the incredibles?
just did a horrendously massive wank
>>76538509
vietnonce pls come here
slurps
>>76538509
>>76538512
>>76538527
CHINKS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76538509
>>76538512
>>76538527
snap
Might as well change this general to /SEA/ now
>>76538527
>>76538512
>>76538509
SEA expats are the new powerhouse of /brit/
drifting away from the dream of emigrating and starting to feel more like i'm getting close to death
not age related but it's almost relaxing, like i'm at peace with just dying right now instead of going through all the hard work emigrating would take. much easier to just shut my eyes and go into the light.
>>76538537
Do you feel in charge?
SEA posters stronk
yanks with jf proxy pretending to be brit on holiday
look at me
i am de captain now
thoughts on the 'ug lads?
>>76538464
the towering inferno was the best superhero movie
firemen and architects are the real superheros
>>76538537
Come home white man
Soon all of us will have to take the boat from Grey Havens and go east
>>76538574
nice fingernails
>>76538408
Hmmm no, don't think so
>>76538568
still quite a lot, was expecting something like 250 cals, that's really a lot
>>76538408
oh fucking hell as if he actually had him on there
>>76538466
we expats run this shit
Hanoi boi
How are you still alive in some grim hostel?
>>76538546
i wish hong kong was still part of our empire
it makes me very sad, even though the handover was kind of great as it gave my (white) aunt and uncle who lived there an excuse to come home and be nice to me as a young lad instead.
hostel wanker loves his hostels
Just wanted to come in to this thread to say that I love the English and hate the Irish.
>>76538613
Imagine if Singapore and HK were both still part of the empire?
And Malaysia too
I've heard that Malaysia is the best country in SEA after Singapore
>>76538625
What about the Scottish?
I hate Americans
*sucks your cock*
America has no culture
*swallows cum*
>>76538625
why? did your girlfriend get micked?
>>76538641
Don't feel strongly about their either way.
>>76538640
>I've heard that Malaysia is the best country in SEA after Singapore
wrong
>>76538612
it's not at all grim tbqh
>>76538656
why don't you rent a flat?
>>76538650
>about them either way
>>76538649
The Ir*sh are P*pists and deserve contempt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp4UwPZfRis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzR5jM9UeJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzfyCuPVpCY
lads
>>76538660
i will once i feel like it
nothing wrong with being a sheed, we're all just human beings
one love people
Shame, another 3rd world country added to the filter list. Along with Thailand, usa and Ethiopia
>>76538656
Don't you worry about people stealing your stuff? Can't trust backpackers
nothing wrong with child rapists, they're just human beings
>>76538652
sincerely hope you're not implying thailand is any better
>>76538690
this hostel's mostly expats who work here in hanoi. there's big fuck off sized lockers anyway, all you need is a padlock
you arrive in london
>>76538714
It objectively is, name a standard Malaysia has over Thailand.
nothing wrong with 50kg of steel sledgehammer administered right up the jacksie
one love people
>>76538734
their flag can be confused for that of a third world country
>>76538652
Thailand is definitely worse off than Malaysia is
Malaysia actually looks fairly nice even if it's Muslim
And Singapore is first world
>>76538758
Do you have anything tangible or nah?
/brit/ is being invaded by /asean/
el jungle asiANOS
>>76538401
hate her toobh
>>76538777
>population of thailand 68 million
>population of malaysia 30 million
ah yes
>>76538734
Their GDP is like double Thailands almost and their HDI is higher
>>76538777
use your head mate
thailand has a much bigger population
made the gf brexit in bed
Aliens look like humans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
choon
>>76538820
I'll Brexit into your gf's puss
choon aka chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_MOwV2iWjw
>>76538795
Well you're wrong about GDP and there's not much in the HDI.
Bangkok is almost to Thailand as HK is to China. I don't want to defend all of Thailand because some of it is very poor. BKK > Kulampumpur.
>>76538791
>>76538805
and Singapore has a tiny population..
>>76538857
shoop this with the JUST cat pls
>>76538857
*punts it*
remember back in like 2005 when the government used to put anti-speeding infomercials on tv and they'd show dead kids covered in blood after they got hit by a car?
that was fucking harrowing, that was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlrAuVNTki8
very underrated choon
>>76538795
>GDP
>HDI
Spooks
>>76538574
never known a man to have hands like that, even seattle programmers
>>76538878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vWHNwmzf1o
IS THIS COOL?
>>76538903
>replying to sargon of akkad
Shan't
Best maid uniform, black and white head band with a pretty apron with a crossings in the back to tie it.
foda se /brit/ voce esta grande paneleiros
>>76538903
video games have always been full of big titty girls
jesus you'd think the people who wrote this have never heard of japan
>>76538592
>kilajoules
do you need to go 88mph to eat those as well?
>>76538871
Singapore is essentially a New York City condensed into a country and is one of the main hubs of pretty much anything you can think of economy and business-wise on the planet, don't act like you're not aware of that
>>76538853
good choon
>>76538903
>now
I guess these people are going to ignore all video games before the early 2000s?
Can't say I'm going to miss the "I'm a tough ugly bulldyke who is just as strong as any man!" Period in gaming
there's either a pack of coyotes that scored a kill outside or an Indian warband, either way I'm scared
>>76538878
They still do that. The most famous example being the 25 dead kids one from NI that came out in like 2015
>>76538948
It's almost as if population is irrelevant init.
There's plenty of examples of this.
there must be more to life
>>76538953
BASED yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZh1RyyXuls
>>76538903
those tits aren't even that big desu
>>76538871
obviously meant GDP per capita when talking about population you twat
Malaysia's is $9,768, Thailand's is $5,815
Singapore's is $52,239
>>76538968
Singapore isn't a normal country in any respect, factoring in the population/gdp ratio when comparing Thailand and Malaysia makes perfect sense
>>76538974
like what? if there was, don't you think some genius who's much smarter than us would have figured it out by now?
>>76538981
>>76538974
>>76538974
well the basis of life is existence/non-existence
it's about everything above that and british politics
and wrestling promos and the facade of life
you have to be the right type of smart and the right type of dumb at the right period of time to enjoy your life
#JustYankPosts
>>76538963
*shoots you*
*becomes a doctor*
*treats your gunshot wound*
*charges you $400,000 plus tip*
>tfw you kind of want to like singapore as an icon of clean modernity but their authoritarianism, "asian values", and sort of weird ahistorical nature all rub you the wrong way
>>76539024
ghastly post, kill yourself asap
undertale isn't even a good game
>>76538976
kind of why I wanted to reduce it down to cities, as an expat I know where I'd rather live.
>>76538968
>It's almost as if population is irrelevant
unbelievably ignorant
>>76538903
based black man saying what we aren't allowed to say
>>76538968
Kula Lumpur looks much nicer than Bangkok honestly, even if that's mostly due to its proximity to Singapore and massive foreign investment there
I think Malaysia has the best chance in SEA to become a fully developed country very soon
Thailand has too many political issues scaring away investors, the Philipines has the durka durka Jihadi South dragging it down, Indonesia is too huge, and Vietnam is stuck in this awkward position of wonky growth and lack of investment
LARGE
BUTTOCKED
LADIES
Wish I were a maid
>>76539054
well it is, compare say India to Switzerland
>>76539045
>there has to be more to life
Make a fucking point or off yourself
How is someone to respond to your bumping the thread with poo piles sparsely populating it?
If you are not satisfied with your life, I'm sure posting here about your depression or "doin a sad" is really going to help
>>76539040
>give
dumb putin cucks don't understand how arms sales work
>>76539061
>>76539065
she won't make good children, i've seen that frame before
>>76539074
yeah that proves my point?
swiss people are much richer and their gdp per capita would be much higher
>>76539034
Why can't the west have its own judge dredd tier mega city-state?
thailad about?
flutes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HD1LXXwKTk
>>76539115
I mean, could we half-count Dubai since it's so full of white tourists who do all the work for their oil-rich arab masters?
woke up late today and I am all out of sync
>have good idea
>google it
>someone else has already done it
fuck other people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ir4GLUavL8
this video is important, as i am now going to make the transition from posting TVZ to posting blaze foley
>>76539134
Naw Dubai is pretty alien, if you think Singapore rubs you the wrong way Dubai is even worse
My cousin works there
Honestly HK is probably more comfortable than Singapore is, if only it wasn't doomed
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>76539052
alri let's break it down then
gdp per capita of bangkok was $14,301 in 2010
gdp per capita of kuala lumpur was $18,592 in 2013
so tbf kuala lumpur would've only been slightly wealthier than bangkok in 2010 and today, and bangkok would be a nicer place to live otherwise
>>76539059
It's not entirely without it's own issues with political divisions. Granted it's not quite Junta level. I think most of my opinion is anecdotal I've known people that have lived all over since I've been here and Malaysia just doesn't come out as highly recommended for whatever reason.
sitting in my car outside my house on my laptop lads
was considering moving to dubai and becoming some closeted oil sheikh's bumboy desu, might be cool
>>76539150
had this happen recently with my "bug trapper cup" idea
and my emergency pin number at ATMs about 7 years ago when I got my first debit card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBDlw0RBd8U
>>76539214
>might be cool
>in dubai
been noticing that the further away from major cities you go in australia the uglier the people are
new gimmick eta: 11 AM PST
>>76539225
forgot to mention
CHOON
Who else here is pro-EU but also don't want Britain to be a part of it
>>76539236
yeah but you'd get to live in luxury in a billionaire's mansion in exchange for getting viciously buggered every night
>>76539237
t. gook
EU more like pee-yew
The Unites States of America has more Jews in it than Israel
The Jewnited tribes of Kikemerica
>>76539185
You've got to take into consideration that Bangkok is the most visited city on the planet, beating London. It has literally everything several times over to cater to tourists which makes it one of the most enjoyable cities in the world.
The Jew provides a powerful aura.
>>76539277
reported for hate speech and dialogue against shemitic peoples
One night in Bangkok makes the tough guys tumble
those of the hook nosed tribe are natural manipulators, liars, and thieves, preying on the kindness of others
>>76539134
>decide to look into the demographics to placate my autism
>85% of the expat population is poor Indians, Pakistanis, Filipinos, Bangladeshis and Sri Lankans, 25% of the (total?) population are iranian, 3% are "western", and 16% are more Indians and such but unaccounted for because they're slave labourers (it actually says "in collective accommodation" or something, but I'm applying my own reading-between-the-lines.)
mfw
>>76539178
Dubai seems to go all the way into being a monument to the alien, though. It also rubs me the wrong way, but there's something about the sheer excess of building the world's tallest tower in a desert so uninhabitable they need to truck in water on the regular that makes it an impressive monument to human insanity. Singapore on the other hand still seems to fit the Disneyland-with-the-death-penalty vibe. (Although I still find myself uneasy being able to look at it's key role without a hint of horror, where most people just see a clean, efficient city.) Which is less impressive.
Hong Kong seems like the comfortable place I wish I could imagine Singapore as, despite coming off as a bit dirtier for some reason. (When I say Singapore is clean, I almost envision an inhumanly clean, shopping-centre like sparkle to things, where Hong Kong seems more like Edinburgh, with old buildings covered in patterns from industrial smoke long past, a city that has been "lived in.")
kawai
>>76539321
>those of the hook nosed tribe are natural manipulators, liars, and thieves, preying on the kindness of others
and the universe apparently rewards these traits so i wonder what's the big deal with kindness and altruism since it's done nothing for us
should i do 9 hour shifts on a field for 5.80 an hour
i cant find any other jobs
favourite porn site lads?
>>76539283
huh you're right
but a big part of why they'd go is because it's cheaper. it's also closer for all the overpopulated asian countries that are recently cashed up and looking for holidays overseas - for many Europe and America is too expensive and too far away
there's also a lot of cheap industries (plastic surgery, connecting flights and noncing) that brings people there
I would prefer to live in bangkok over KL anyday but KL is richer
>>76539348
i guess we have no need for breaks on our cars anymore, fuck slowing down, i want to get to work first
>>76539389
tubegalore
>>76539389
gelbooru
>>76539323
No I agree with you completely
Singapore is an interesting place but it gives me strange vibes as well, I have a mate back home who lived there and e couldn't stand it (he's Chinese) he said it was everything he hated about china ramped up and crystallized into some ghastly monument to inhuman order
Never been to Hong Kong but I've known lots of people who have, they all say it was much better before the handover but even now seems much more comfortable.
I've been to Taiwan though and that was very nice, Taipei is a very comfortable relaxed city, and the whole island is like a beautiful nature preserve
Lee Rigby's mother wants the MOD to support her cos her son was killed.
WTF
>>76539408
>A better place to live
I'll take it.
>>76539389
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html
>>76539389
vk.com
>>76539411
mr noseberg will be pleased with your initiative
>>76539389
xvideos
>>76539442Now the fat bitch is claiming she doesn't eat sometimes cos she has no income
>>76539452
better slaughter my family, reduce the workforce so that there's more jobs available for me
australian accents are kinda hot
>>76539500
bent twat
>>76539500
Been saying this for years
really fucking angry
>>76539389
furaffinity or imagefap
>>76539476
look i'm just pointing out, those traits seem to have given them the keys to the fucking planet and the only thing that's standing in their way is more sociopaths of a simpler type (chinese, other gooks)
the jew conversation is such a simple and short one if we get right down to it
>>76539513
*rubs your belly*
.... WHOA .....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v06FPb9DGsw
>>76539530
cam on x
>>76539528
>imagefap
>>76539500
only non-bogan ones
>>76539529
you're right, to an extent, jews take advantage of others with absolutely no moral qualms, but they can only backstab and jew and kike for so long, altruism and kindness and whatnot have been around for a long time, and the jews haven't always been in control like they are now, and eventually they will lose power
now excuse me i need to get more drunk, usury needs to be outlawed tbf
MAH EN EDGE ESS
>>76539620
nurse! my donut needs oiling up!
thailad why don't oyu live in england
business idea: get drunk and talk about jews on /brit/, but also post some country music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUytxLeAjiE
The gf keeps hitting me
>>76539650
It's better here
>>76539665
why?
Wish my wifi at home wasn't such rubbish, cutting out all the time
>>76539664
>gif
fuck off
>>76539678
Quality of life in general, pick something.
>>76539682
my hostel has 30 up and 30 down
>>76539650
he's traitorous
>>76539691
should i also leave the UK?
what even is purple aki's deal
>>76539700
That's up to you
*huffs and puffs and blows your brick houses down*
>>76539703
eh likes muscles and doesn't afraid of anything
>>76539706
would you recommend it.
I hope the EU breaks down all the meme countries in continental Europe into efficient compartments and city-states similar to how Germany is structured
Germany has the best structure of any country for the 21st century, it's no wonder China and the USA are trying to copy it
love hurts
>>76539719
entirely depends on you and your circumstances.
>>76539739
in which circumstances would it be better to stay in the UK?
it seems today
that all you see
>>76539700
Everyone else is doing it
Go to Cambodia and blow up cows with a rocket launcher
don't leave the UK, it's better than other places, after all, the British empire and white people are from the place so it must be #1
>>76539747
Under the circumstances you're going to become homesick and miserable, flustered by an alien culture, language, food etc. You'll always be English after all.
>>76539770
Nah I lived abroad before for 3 years and never felt that except in like 'oh i miss fish and chips' sort of moments.
*walks into greggs*
*gives powerful speech about racial purity*
*everyone in greggs marches on downing street and over throws the government*
*when there is no queue i get a sausage roll*
Do you feel emotions usually?
>>76539779
So you don't need my opinion lad, you've got the t-shirt
The Plan. Work 5 years in Western Europe, save every penny. Move to some shithole like Thailand. Nonce children for 60 years.
>>76539781
/radical greggism/
>>76539783
yeah
>>76538880
awesome
>>76539807
Howling
don't like how fat people are these days
especially women
seems like 90% of them are fat
>>76539783
Far too often.
alri
>>76539893
love fat women
not a chubby chaser just like em, simple as
>>76539893
Glad I never have to look at them anymore desu
Disgusting how people can just let themselves go and feel self righteous about it
wondering if ejaculation quality correlates with cum quantity
Food delivery service keeps tempting me with discount vouchers
letting off lethal farts rn
have this weird ability where I can stare at a pile of spare change for 3 seconds and very accurately guess how much there is
currently have £10 in 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p and 20p coins
i'm not a rapper
>>76539896
>>76539831
Interesting
Do you think it's not normal to not feel them all that often? My grandma died a couple weeks ago and I hardly felt anything, I did get a sensation of feeling like crying at times but nothing serious or strong.
>>76539970
you must be brilliant at those 'guess how much' jars
>>76539970
not full rain man, more like drizzle man
>>76539993
Why do you think you *need* to feel? What do you think you should be feeling?
>>76539993
you've most likely depression lad, might want to do something about that
>>76539996
was trying to get one of these from google image but the first 3 didn't have answers on the page so I gave up.
>>76540038
>>76539993
Sounds normal. Hollywood has dramatized emotions. You probably felt something, but because you don't react in the expected way.
wish thainonce would kill himself
so proud of my beautiful daughter
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498367129941.webm
>>76540074
same mate
sick cunt needs to be hung and quartered
>>76540073
yanks can fill their belly, but cant make a full sentence
disgusting subhumans
>>76540058
I don't immediately see the answer in the reverse image search
>>76540074
You are reaching, friend.
He's not a nonce either.
Do you feel more of a connection to your city or to your country?
>>76539893
Fat people are paedophile tier disgusting
Hate em
just did a poo
i like to do a poo
i wish i had another poo to do
i hope this post gets a (You)
>>76540058
at least 4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alain_Robert
bloody hell
getting uncomfortable even imagining climbing a lamp-post
>>76540108
absolute banter
>>76540106
2AM tired pal
anyone remember that scene from schindler's list where amon goeth tries to execute one of the jewish workers but his gun keeps jamming?
that was a good scene
>>76540144
I'm sure this will wind somebody up
>go to mena
>full of British,French and German flags
>>76540073
this is true
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/entries/843165bf-1e69-3dec-873e-973fc8e604a5 is quite interesting about TV emotion
love that depressive guy and his abysmal violin playing
>>76540016
I think I should be feeling grief and sadness but I just felt empty and anxious like I usually do
>>76540022
I'm not sure that I'm depressed anymore.
>>76540073
My family kept going on about how they were trying to cope and move through the grief process but I just don't understand what they're getting at, I'm not going through any grieving process I think. I think I feel how I usually do, bored and apathetic and a bit irritable
>>76540160
only leftypol spastics don't enjoy you thailad
In work lads. Making a cup of tea. x
>>76540110
>He's not a nonce either.
SCREAMING
https://streamable.com/3zite
(skip to 3/4s of the way through)
eating peanut butter on marmite on toast lads
Income tax is literally white privilege
>>76540191
That's been my contention for some time, Bruce
Would make a good OP image t?bh
cringing at these shitskins crawling up the nonce's arse
>>76540202
virus
>>76540116
i want to say country (Scotland) but my home-city (Edinburgh, but I'm not living there right now) probably annoys me less.
It's a shame I can't live in Edinburgh but outside Scotland. (Because NZ immigration are bastards and probably won't let me move to Dunedin.)
>>76540192
So we're not the only ones that use teabags?
>>76540236
that's libellous so see you in court hun :) x
>>76540191
but i only started coming here from lefty/pol/ after you raided our britpol thread and i like the foreign-brits
it's yanks i can't stand
>>76540249
we're basically the same country
>>76540250
understood only 4 words in this sentence
>>76540236
nothin personel bruv
>oh you think children shouldn't be shagged up the arse by a 5'1 rorkelet?
>haha you must be leftypol
>>76540058
None, those are clearly solid beans
>>76540264
boy you must be pretty dumb huh?
>>76540191
>you're from leftypol if you don't like a smug condescending nonce
>why yes, i did move to south east asia for """""work"""""
>>76540258
if you've only just started coming here don't you think it's rather appropriate to be polite to thailad?
tbf
>>76540274
CRACKING banter
>>76540278
say again?
>>76540278
fefehgfghfghplllllllllllllllhh?
>>76540116
fuck off townie
*farts*
take that, "global warming"
just clicked agree to an EULA even though i didn't read it
could heem any 8 selected of you if i wanted to
>>76540298
decent advice iih
FIDDLY DIDDLY DEE
I HEREBY BLESS-E
THE POST BELOW ME
WITH THREE-THREE-THREE
>>76540058
700
>>76540180
Happens differently to everyone. you're fine if you feel okay about it and you're in control. don't worry so much
>>76540332
unlucky
>>76540321
You don't want to hurt anyone. we can transmute that anger of yours for a small fee
>>76540351
>>76540351
>>76540351
>>76540351
>>76540370
too early u fuckin prick